“At other restaurants, no one pays. At Old Guest Buffet, we work hard to make sure our guests pay.” Sounds like they’ve got this whole restaurant thing down to a science.
At buffet places I eat at, I always go to the carving station where the server scratches their ass before carving the meat. It shows dedication if they can multitask like that. As far as beef falling on the floor goes, I'm a firm believer in the 5 second rule. And if the server gets to it fair and square before I do, no problem. They deserve to eat it as much as I do.
This captures the spirit, the essence, the impenetrable blackness, of what constitutes a great carving station. The succulent meat, the hair-trigger skills of the carver, the staccato rapid fire looping of the loony scene, the customers getting their meat on……
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This sucks
Thanks for your thoughtful and valuable input!!!!
Randy G didnt catch the lasagna last night
Hey Randy what grade Lasagna are you in?
I take it that it's still hot out there.
You don't deserve a hot fudge sundae. You deserve a Hot Cosby.
If I ran an Old Country Buffet I would play this as an actual training video with a straight face just to see how my future employees responded.
_We don't limit the ham. We do, however, limit the fucking ham._
😂
that seems fair
"S-S-S-Safety!" This was hilarious! 🤣
a greasy grease towel is better to cut lasagna
"Wipe grease from the grease board with a greasy grease towel"
My phó flew out lmao
Discard the used paper towels in the wastebasket *I M M E D I A T E L Y*
I LOL’d at that
Wehw freef
What grade are you in at lsagna?
We do limit the f@$king ham at 2:15. That was perfect.
Ilikeahaffinchsliceadatrosebeefpleez
This ytp never gets old
"Did you catch the lasagna last night?"
Could I have a piece of roast beef?
NOOOOO
PLEASE
This made me Laugh Out Lasagna.
Wipe GREASE from the GREASE board with a GREASY GREASE towel
1:43 Sus Toot
Guy is definitely a low key psychopath.
Believe it or not, dangerous knives are more dangerous than not dangerous knives.
1:09 - that voice crack
Dear Lord this is a work of genius
Make sure you're Greeting the warm guest holdingly
0:54 😂😅
Wrong your dude
Greeting and serving and eating guests
Did you catch that lasagna last night
Nah I fuckin dropped it! Thanks for reminding me asshole!
Old guest buffet
"Holding the guest warmly"
Don’t forget to also greet the warm guest holdingly.
@@superhoops5091 We do not limit the ham, but we do limit the f***ing ham.
@@abrahamlincoln9758 😆😆😁
1:57 - Wichikerrfersmmhammerbeef??? and 2:41 - Iliikahaffinshleissatharosbeefpleez...LOL
I've seen like 20 of these Old Buffet vids and this is the funniest.
Can we be friends? Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
Once again: let THE BODIES HIT THE floor.
What is wrong with you
Place the blade of the knife in
Y o u r
F a c e
Greeting the warm guest holdingly is our #4 priority
Believe it or not, dangerous knives are more tender
This was life-changing
“At other restaurants, no one pays. At Old Guest Buffet, we work hard to make sure our guests pay.”
Sounds like they’ve got this whole restaurant thing down to a science.
😂😂😂 this comment killed me
I for one feel big and special
you are really sus too, I want you to know that.
You say to our guests: weww ts ts ts ts
"The 2nd half of this sh*tty duty"
This deserves way more than only 200 views. definitely subbing
Boy, I'll say
Thanks to you, I am here
Fucking crying laughing...
Gimme That
Find enough evening today?
Gimmie That
This is a true YTP, a form of art, a stroke of paint on an open canvas, a shimmering star in the night sky. Glorious.
I'm in tears thanks!
Dangerous knives are more dangerous than not dangerous knives.
*BEEF BEEF BEEF* ham *BEEF BEEF BEEF* ham
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I HAVENT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A WHILE. this is the only video of yours I've seen. You earned my sub. God damn.
Keep these videos coming they’re gold !!
1:28 is it still h👁t out there
*face contorts into the fifth dimension*
This is the best training video I’ve seen all day and this is RUclips so y’all know how many I’ve watched
Sus is our number priority!
I don't know where this chef is today, but god bless him!
I hope @The Carving Guy has seen this
Why oh why can't I like this more than once?
I like how YTP is still alive and well
Your mission:
"Steamed hams but it's Old Country Buffet"
Been to social skills therapy…they didn’t mention trying the conversational starters at 1:13. Might have to try that sometime.
This might be the best of the lot.
SUS is our #1 priority
"If your guest's plate looks like this," *zoom out
"your guest's plate looks like this!"*zoom in
4:41 was awesome
“let the…bodies…hit the floor”
My station never loses its meatliness
I’m fucking dying here!! 😂😂😂
This is fukn pure gold 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤩😂😂😂
Ok. I smoked and rewatched the video. It's even better. Here comes the shrooms.
Discard the used paper towels in the wastebasket **IMMEDIATELY!**
*B o Y i ' L l S a Y*
Alright!
Why don't restaurants "greet warm guests holdingly" anymore?
This country has gone to hell in a Hot Fudge Sundae!
Reagan
It takes a special mind to truly understand what makes a YTP funny. And boy howdy this video belongs up there with the greats.
I’ve been watching so many of these and this one is by far the best out of all of them
BOY I’LL SAY
U Too ???? LOL
@@TheCarvingGuy hi carving guy
This is the gold standard of training videos. Five stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
He's such a timid dorky looking guy but when he's demonstrating knife technique he has an evil smirk lol really quite unnerving
Never phuck with a man who can carve you to pieces one dime thickness at a time
1:02 You're not welcome here
Believe it or not: d a n g e r o u s knives are more dangerous than
n o t d a n g e r o u s knives
Boy! I’ll say!
3:50 place the blade of the knife in your f.a.c.e. 👁👄👁
sweet edit!! lmao - love it
My stomach hurts from laughing! XD
is it still hhHHOOtttt out there
We don’t limit the ham, but we limit the ham
Alllllll right
1:30 when the edible kicked in
You know I just got hired at this buffet and would like to watch the video appropriately.
SuS.
“Place the blade of the knife in your fAcE”
Hot fudge lasagne with a side of the thinly sliced beef
I served time with that guy at Corcoran state prison hes doing 4 life terms for murder using same steak knifes from buffet
This is like watching inter dimensional cable from the bad acid trip nebula.
this absolutely kills me every time i watch
At buffet places I eat at, I always go to the carving station where the server scratches their ass before carving the meat. It shows dedication if they can multitask like that. As far as beef falling on the floor goes, I'm a firm believer in the 5 second rule. And if the server gets to it fair and square before I do, no problem. They deserve to eat it as much as I do.
Maintaining the carving station includes maintaining the carving station to keep your knives sharp and ready to carve..ingstation . Genius
This captures the spirit, the essence, the impenetrable blackness, of what constitutes a great carving station. The succulent meat, the hair-trigger skills of the carver, the staccato rapid fire looping of the loony scene, the customers getting their meat on……
It plays the sh*tt*ness of the inherent art form against the sus of the guests, whose hands invariably cross paths in their sus efforts to get dimes.
2:36 🤣😂
Sus. Toot. 1:43
The time-honored Old Guest Buffet motto.
The lasagna runs deep in you son. Great job
once youve greeted the guest, try greeting the guest
Say what you want, the Hammerbeef at this buffet was the bomb
frewf, flowwf yyu yee ffff t.
2:28 I agree with her so much.
Would you care for some ham or beef? It’s my lasagna Alllllrite
beef beef beef ham beef beef ham ham
He serves meat.........
WHY would people dislike this???
boy I’ll say
They must be bored guests.
Because they did not, in fact, catch the lasagna last night.
vegans
I get it now. Alriiight
GOLD
BEEF BEEF BEEF - HAM!
BEEF BEEF BEEF - HAM!
Fred did a great job !
Bahahahhahaha Alllll Right
@@TheCarvingGuy Hey, do you still make your guests feel special?
@@sv7017 In Different Ways LOL
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
At school
We want them to feel big and
s p e c i a a a l