Darth Microtransaction Bangs His Way Through Baldur's Gate 3

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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  • @Aranoth64
    @Aranoth64 Год назад +217

    this baldurs gate content from you is genuinely so entertaining pls don’t stop

  • @brandonedlin2052
    @brandonedlin2052 Год назад +244

    Playing this game as an unhinged psycho seems fun

    • @nathanmitchell2827
      @nathanmitchell2827 Год назад

      Are you insane?!? Killing everybody you are, banging animals, always manipulating to get what you want………. Yeah that actually sounds pretty awesome.

    • @devarient
      @devarient Год назад +26

      You can yeet a gnome from a windmill

    • @ergodoodle1951
      @ergodoodle1951 Год назад +18

      Hey, its not polite to label psychos as such, they prefer Chaotic neutral or Capitalist.

    • @mattb6646
      @mattb6646 Год назад

      My female chars run around butt ass naked at all times

    • @mattb6646
      @mattb6646 Год назад +5

      ​@@devarientI killed all the druids in emerald Grove, it was a massacre

  • @ericmiller2402
    @ericmiller2402 Год назад +95

    "I'm not chaotic evil, I'm a capatalist!" Best line

    • @vasyan123
      @vasyan123 Год назад +6

      That's lawful evil

    • @colechristensen1909
      @colechristensen1909 Год назад +3

      @@vasyan123idk I get what you mean but capitalism is majorly chaotic IMO; like very unbalanced & illogical & that seems more chaotic to me.

    • @lloydfromfar
      @lloydfromfar Год назад +3

      Isn't that the same thing?! :P

  • @michelledeyoung7107
    @michelledeyoung7107 Год назад +5

    Shadowheart grows on you :) Just do not let her talk to another cleric of a different order.

  • @Quantum973
    @Quantum973 Год назад +46

    Yep this solidifies that you are just a entertaining ass dude to watch, doesn't matter the game. Died laughing at the dude you flung from a windmill

    • @joeangel2650
      @joeangel2650 Год назад +1

      The best was his face after 1:20 oopsie !! I also love your encounter with Auntie Ethiel teleporting 😂

  • @joshizfly
    @joshizfly Год назад +4

    When you killed the frog then got the animal speak potion lmfao

  • @joeangel2650
    @joeangel2650 Год назад +86

    I can’t stop laughing at your commentary you are so funny your subscribers are here for you 100 percent . I can listen to you for hours thank you for such great content

  • @ted_o_brian
    @ted_o_brian Год назад +23

    it's crazy how different his playthrough is to mine so far... this game is gonna have great replayability

    • @dirtypork
      @dirtypork Год назад

      agreed! I realized this early on when someone I won't name is in almost everyone streamings party and they died for me in my first few hours

  • @eduardobenassi3072
    @eduardobenassi3072 Год назад +6

    I killed Astarion after a minute of hearing him speak, lol. I'm managing pretty well, though. Found the big red mommy 🥵👹

  • @ergodoodle1951
    @ergodoodle1951 Год назад +66

    DM has the guts and a vision to play like I never could. You kind sir are our gateway to amazing commentary and psychopathy.

    • @highjim7778
      @highjim7778 Год назад +1

      is he doing the dark urge playthrough?

    • @DMsubble
      @DMsubble Год назад +4

      @@highjim7778 yeah but not intentionally lmaoo

  • @thunderborn3231
    @thunderborn3231 Год назад +9

    you KNOW this man has played DnD when seeing a hag feed someone to death results in 'fuck em it aint me'

  • @TeslaRifle
    @TeslaRifle Год назад +9

    Yeeted that gnome right off the windmill. Classic.

    • @zergslayer69
      @zergslayer69 Год назад +1

      I was trying to legit save him but hit the wrong level

    • @chadbizeau5997
      @chadbizeau5997 Год назад +1

      I didn't even notice that was an option..... I'ma do that next time

  • @turtlemop8712
    @turtlemop8712 Год назад +16

    Holy shit I had no idea you could launch the guy off the windmill lmao!

    • @lurswenl.619
      @lurswenl.619 Год назад +2

      I did it by pressing wrong leverage.. it was unexpected :D

  • @Horlianz
    @Horlianz Год назад +2

    11:25 "by god, it will be an orgy" had me on the floor xD

  • @speachless88
    @speachless88 Год назад +4

    "We're F'ing our way through this game pretty well"
    I agree.

  • @irielax4563
    @irielax4563 Год назад +4

    nice to see you sleeping your way to the top.

  • @chriscollins4710
    @chriscollins4710 Год назад +4

    Fleshrot had her going

  • @masew2012
    @masew2012 Год назад +3

    A smash through let's play ???
    *YESSSS*

  • @deborahsmith1546
    @deborahsmith1546 Год назад +6

    I laughed so hard. Please continue palying BG3. Your comments are hilarious.

  • @mbrochh82
    @mbrochh82 Год назад +38

    Dude... your commentary is something else. Laughed out loud 😂
    Also, holy crap this game looks utterly amazing.

    • @AnAfinityForKarma
      @AnAfinityForKarma Год назад +1

      It is mate, if you have the money and time I’d highly recommend it :)

    • @rabbitonarock9060
      @rabbitonarock9060 Год назад +3

      Judging by Larians track record, I knew this game was gonna be insane. They really outdid themselves though, just watching the game doesn't do it justice at all. You could play through the entire 100+ hour story a dozen times and never make the same choices twice.

    • @jamesfield1674
      @jamesfield1674 Год назад

      It's phenomenal

  • @JohnnyGooch79
    @JohnnyGooch79 Год назад +4

    Watching these playthrough is must see TV!

  • @Brudof
    @Brudof Год назад +5

    This is my favorite stuff from you by far. Keep up the BG3 content. You're really funny to listen to.

  • @x_data_x
    @x_data_x Год назад +3

    DM is a few rolls away from going full murder hobo, I can feel it.

  • @Alps-23
    @Alps-23 Год назад +4

    Lae'zel simps unite. and talk to every animal there awesome.

  • @jefferystafford9657
    @jefferystafford9657 Год назад +2

    Game of the year baby!!!!

  • @LMan8787
    @LMan8787 Год назад +2

    DM at 0:02: I'm actually having a pretty good time with this game.
    DM at 2:55: NO ONE GETS ONES THIS OFTEN! HORSESHIT!
    Lol good stuff

  • @ceno10101
    @ceno10101 Год назад +8

    i love how DM just rolls with whatever happens. I save before almost every dialogue just in case something goes horribly wrong.

    • @Amatsuichi
      @Amatsuichi Год назад

      this way he can get all of those 17000 endings :D

    • @Varlamon
      @Varlamon Год назад +1

      Well, if i was new to this type of RPG i would do the same, but after several Baldurs-like games i understood that this is not fun for me) Also sometimes fail a dice roll has more interesting result)

  • @KirillT14
    @KirillT14 Год назад +4

    "She had sex with us while we still had flesh rot?"
    I think you shoulda told her.

  • @loganknoll
    @loganknoll Год назад +11

    "I'm not chaotic evil , I'm a capitalist" lmao

    • @KirillT14
      @KirillT14 Год назад +3

      Not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles.

  • @Mr100ne
    @Mr100ne Год назад +8

    This is a great series

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments Год назад +2

    Ah the furry sex simulator 2000. A game of all time

  • @bottledwater4484
    @bottledwater4484 Год назад +7

    You could always just push Shadowheart off a cliff the next chance you get and not revive her.

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 Год назад +6

    Bought/ installed it yesterday... I CANNOT WAIT!
    Was also never a big fan of many Turn based games but this one is sooooo different.... you literally feel like your journeying through the world with your band of companions. and I LOVE that it is a 1:1 to D&D
    I can VERY easily see myself getting lost in this game for weeks if not months.

    • @fionamb83
      @fionamb83 Год назад

      Yeah the old games were pause and play, and I thought I was going to seriously miss it but it's actually been really good. And every time I roll a 1 I'm reminded of the last time I played Baldur's Gate 2, walked out of town, entire party killed by a pack of low level Kobolds because every one of my attacks missed and they managed to land crits. The shame.

  • @AugmentedDictatorGames
    @AugmentedDictatorGames Год назад +1

    She's a Cleric of Shar, so basically she's a vampire. 😂

  • @boatmanfall3n
    @boatmanfall3n Год назад +3

    Uuuuuggghhhh I need a PC so bad lol. Can't wait to play this game!

  • @futilecrane2603
    @futilecrane2603 Год назад +25

    Your commentary playing through this games is amazing. I hope you keep going

  • @doomrookom3143
    @doomrookom3143 Год назад +4

    Just imagine what Larian can do with remake for KOTOR

  • @orangerightgold7512
    @orangerightgold7512 Год назад +6

    lmao the absolute scumbag play through, I love it.

  • @VeronicaWebb-r1z
    @VeronicaWebb-r1z Год назад +4

    If the devs don't sponsor you I will cry 😢

  • @ZuperPhresh
    @ZuperPhresh Год назад +1

    smashing... his way up the corporate ladder

  • @nprbiz
    @nprbiz Год назад +7

    Dude, you should definitely lean into this sort of thing. It's engaging your inner creative voice, and Im all in on the spectating.

  • @shidbbussin
    @shidbbussin Год назад +2

    I need to take a few steps back and do some side quests lol

  • @colechristensen1909
    @colechristensen1909 Год назад +4

    It’s refreshing to watch a straight gamer guy so comfortable in his heterosexuality he isn’t all weird about his character sleeping with men & women in a video game.
    That’s not sarcasm- this queen appreciates your lack of the phrase “no homo” when you talk about sleeping with the vampire dude.
    Also the funniest streamer I’ve watched so far. This was hilarious.

  • @OntarioGuy430
    @OntarioGuy430 Год назад +8

    I want to watch all of this - but I want to explore the game myself - I will have to come back to these videos next year.

    • @BeeBeeBeeLol
      @BeeBeeBeeLol Год назад

      Next Year? Dawg you still got 4 months to enjoy the game.

  • @michaelbreaux8849
    @michaelbreaux8849 Год назад +2

    I'm almost halfway thru and wondering if the windmill dude just disappears into space.

    • @emykus7717
      @emykus7717 Год назад +1

      You can find the Gnome's dead body next to one of the entrances to the village. He's a bald purple Gnome.

  • @LeeJoRo
    @LeeJoRo Год назад

    haven't had this much fun watching someone else play a game in a long time
    "EAT THE DAMN PIE" killed me

  • @hidden1319
    @hidden1319 Год назад

    Bro anything you decide to play im here for it thank you for being genuine and actually hilarious lmao

  • @johnnyv9024
    @johnnyv9024 Год назад

    "You don't roll 1s this often!"
    My tabletop experience says otherwise, we're talking almost Will Wheaton levels of bad rolls 😂

  • @lambchopsmtl
    @lambchopsmtl Год назад +1

    "No one gets 1s this much, I've played DnD" 😂😂😂☠️☠️

  • @jaredbangerter8156
    @jaredbangerter8156 Год назад +3

    I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thank you

  • @vknight7497
    @vknight7497 Год назад

    I also accidentally pulled the wrong lever the first time I played. When I saw him go flying I laughed so hard I almost fainted.

  • @shawnmurphy234
    @shawnmurphy234 Год назад

    This is honestly my favorite video you’ve ever posted. I literally spit out my drink from laughing so hard. The editing was perfect.

  • @Pete-zi9pi
    @Pete-zi9pi Год назад

    If the Goblins are alive when you yeet that goblin at the mill, you get a funny dialogue from him as well..

  • @jmalonemyth
    @jmalonemyth Год назад +4

    You need some algorithm help. With the popularity of the game and your personality, you should be pulling in a ton of new subscribers.

  • @sweatysockz
    @sweatysockz Год назад +2

    Top notch content here.

  • @Keck_YT
    @Keck_YT Год назад +3

    most entertaining bg3 so far, props dm

  • @kademarlowe1419
    @kademarlowe1419 Год назад +2

    Dude, I don't play Diablo or Baldurs Gate 3 but you make it genuinely entertaining. Keep being you DM

  • @jhedges8301
    @jhedges8301 Год назад +1

    The windmill... hhahahaha I'm lucky I didn't have to pee

  • @mattb6646
    @mattb6646 Год назад +2

    Looks like DM got an editor real quick, nice

  • @epli72
    @epli72 Год назад +2

    Hilarious playthrough! Will def keep watching!

  • @Dezzy2178
    @Dezzy2178 Год назад +3

    Keep up the great work

  • @Uphold-your-Rights
    @Uphold-your-Rights Год назад +2

    This video earned my sub. Love the dialogue with yourself and yelling at the game.

  • @kgaydos7
    @kgaydos7 Год назад +2

    If you hit tab, you open all characters inventories and you can move things amoungst them. Also, from your inventory, you can send to the others as well

  • @stevenluoma1268
    @stevenluoma1268 Год назад +7

    If you're enjoying the game, I can say I'm enjoying the content. If you wanna keep playing, you'll definitely have an audience.

  • @shidbbussin
    @shidbbussin Год назад +5

    My second playthrough will be me making every terrible option given to me. 😂

  • @simulation3120
    @simulation3120 Год назад +1

    Fun to see someone make the exact opposite decisions that I did.

  • @PeatDaGreat
    @PeatDaGreat Год назад +1

    omg i didnt even know u could make the windmill go faster hahaha

  • @agrometers9503
    @agrometers9503 Год назад +2

    thanks for the uploads! i cannot afford BD3 atm but i'm playing viscously through you keep them coming :D im loving this content brother

  • @nameless4222
    @nameless4222 Год назад

    I was trying to skim through testing if my internet could handle 1080p and the first thing I heard was "Why don't we have an AK-47 yet?"
    I know I'm in for a good time. Thanks DM!

  • @Xariann
    @Xariann Год назад

    ROFL I didn't know you could accelerate the mill. Also, "I'm not chaotic evil, I'm a capitalist!" Best line of the year.

  • @nicolasprzasnyski2114
    @nicolasprzasnyski2114 Год назад +1

    I still haven't seen a single crit fail! I laughed so hard when you rolled a 1

  • @Dandoskyballer
    @Dandoskyballer Год назад +1

    "I'm not chaotic evil, I'm a capitalist."

  • @gv3rtigo889
    @gv3rtigo889 Год назад

    I need more!! Where’s episode 2? Slash and smash! This is absolute gold.

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 Год назад

    "You are evil! Vampire go get her!" 😆

  • @jeanocasio5432
    @jeanocasio5432 Год назад

    It's always fun to watch someone that did not grow up playing single-player narrative-heavy RPG's play one for the first time. They always have unexpected reactions to things and game progression. I've played tons of single player RPG's like this one (DA games and stuff, never a DnD one though) but I am still really surprised by how well they fleshed everything out, and how fun and different the encounters can be in different playthroughs. The area that DM is in at the start for example, I've never been there without it being absolutely full of (normally non-hostile) goblins, some of whom are the ones that are tormenting that gnome DM sent flying.

  • @paulcatlow9754
    @paulcatlow9754 Год назад

    watching that guy fly off the windmill made me laugh soooo hard

  • @chiron1234
    @chiron1234 Год назад +1

    Shadow heart is bae how dare you disrespect her.

  • @Vmaster1
    @Vmaster1 Год назад

    Brother sent in the cat like this is the jungles of Nam

  • @smit816
    @smit816 Год назад +1

    Started playing as well, kinda done with D4 atm.
    Its a different pace, but it willl completely rope you in.

  • @RyansBeans
    @RyansBeans Год назад +1

    What a title 🤣

  • @diggledoggledo
    @diggledoggledo Год назад +2

    Seriously you roll more nat 1s than anyone I have ever seen

  • @BeegHonkeyGR
    @BeegHonkeyGR Год назад

    I stopped the windmill so it's fun to see that you just whipped him off the cliff.

  • @raymondhadlock9370
    @raymondhadlock9370 Год назад +1

    "Open the gate, a friend is here" Great way to end

  • @Sledgehammer003
    @Sledgehammer003 Год назад +5

    I am glad you decided to go this route man. Its not the games , its the person. Rly funny stuff :D

  • @KryoTronic
    @KryoTronic Год назад +5

    Your justification for your dealing with the hag was hilarious lmao

  • @itschrly
    @itschrly Год назад +1

    I immediately banged shadowheart HAHA got all the answers I needed

  • @zhombyland1159
    @zhombyland1159 Год назад +2

    I LOVE your running commentary playing this game! It's hilarious and sooooo enjoyable. Also, mad props for the SAO reference. :)

  • @JoshTheHoffman
    @JoshTheHoffman Год назад

    Within the first 1:30 he wanted to kill Stockholm syndrome Shadowheart for being secretive. but the launches the Gnome off the wind mill.😂😂

  • @ivanbssouza
    @ivanbssouza Год назад

    The "True Soul" is the good guy ! And he said he was liking the dialogues ! hahaha ! Fun gameplay

  • @Jacob-fz5ho
    @Jacob-fz5ho Год назад +1

    You can shift/control click in your inventory to mass select, then right click -> send to camp. That will store all the heavy shit to vendor later

  • @mythos4
    @mythos4 Год назад +2

    Lol. You yeeeted the gnome

  • @psyxch3446
    @psyxch3446 Год назад

    i’ve never seen someone roll more ones in my life LMAO

  • @Amatsuichi
    @Amatsuichi Год назад

    I guess, gravity has its own strange ways with dice rolls in Alaska :D

  • @oldenoughtowatchify
    @oldenoughtowatchify Год назад

    "I came correct with the right type of energy, y'know what I'm sayin'?" this 100% intercourse content is just what I *came* for
    21:00

  • @AntichristPhantom
    @AntichristPhantom Год назад +2

    love this BG3 Series keep it up

  • @doriankrieg5649
    @doriankrieg5649 Год назад

    All it takes for DM to be on your side is to give him free potions. 🤣He'll even get rid of random innocents for you.

  • @Cafe-O-Milk
    @Cafe-O-Milk Год назад

    Shadowheart, best girl :P She's just lost and confused, you can fix her 😂

  • @Yoegibear
    @Yoegibear Год назад +1

    DM doesn't care for this game, and it's beautiful.

  • @jeffrey778
    @jeffrey778 Год назад

    i played pool of radiance along ass time ago, and i started save scuming like a son of a bitch, and fire balling every single fog of war a head of time lol

  • @jordanthecrusader
    @jordanthecrusader Год назад +1

    literally, just when I was wondering when is the next Darth micro transaction baldurs gate three video gonna come out