I laugh when I make jokes because the idea is just so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh. Deadpan is a hell of a trick man. I dunno how comedians say the ridiculous shit they say without cracking. And the thing is, most of them do eventually just because the shit is that funny.
@@Calilou52 probably because you know me so well right? 2 reasons: it IS funny and bitches are oversensitive. and I'm legally blind...black skin and "broken hands" are obvious traits
I couldn’t stop laughing when he said my daughters are stupid 😂 😂 something about the way he was laughing he 100% low key was like damn that felt good to say out loud lmfao 😂
Uh.. Yep Bert knows he's sexy! He must be a closet bisexual bear. He was about to explain the joke to the black woman about pinching a bears nipples to get away, I think was going to say gay bear.
There are two things I really like about this. In one interview, he actually had the microphone clipped to his chest hair. In the one where he is dancing in front of the weather girl, she folded her arms and stayed as far away from him as she could get and still be on screen. 🤣
The reactions of everyone after the outcome of 1:09 is exactly how I expected. Older white woman is shocked. Younger darker skinned fella looks like he thinks he'll get in trouble for laughing too much. The blonde was just staring, mouth agape, in anticipation of what he's going to say. Then there's the old white guy. He's dying because he's probably seen some shit and knows exactly what Bert is getting at.
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I normally hate comics who laugh at their own jokes, but when Bert Kreischer laughs, it tickles the shit out of me. It's infectious.
definitely helps that he's just naturally funny rather than a constant punchline rythm
right??? its so genuine. like truly feels like im having a beer with him at a BBQ kind of laugh lmao
I think it's because he genuinely finds what he talks about funny, like he's just having a conversation. Typically because he is.
I laugh when I make jokes because the idea is just so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh. Deadpan is a hell of a trick man. I dunno how comedians say the ridiculous shit they say without cracking. And the thing is, most of them do eventually just because the shit is that funny.
Its like he's you're buddy laughing with you. Also you can tell it's completely genuine when he laughs at his own jokes. He's just havin a good time.
“U can’t say black guy, his name is Wendell, hey wendall the gay guy said I can’t call u the black guy” LMFAAAAOOOOO
funniest thing i heard
how many people I actually pissed of like that....I knew it was funny :(
@@swingtity9798 You probably werent doing it as a joke though
@@Calilou52 probably because you know me so well right?
2 reasons: it IS funny and bitches are oversensitive.
and I'm legally blind...black skin and "broken hands" are obvious traits
@@swingtity9798 You sound mad unfunny, lmfao. Everyone thinks they're a comedian.
HES THE MACHINE!!!!!!
LOL I was about to say something about his Russian adventures. You beat me to it.
YESSSS........FUCK YOU - THIS IS RUSSIA
HE IS THE MACHINE!!
Fuck that bitch this is Russia
Дa
Bert had the one guy sitting with the lady in the green dress dying
DEFxRECON bro that guy couldn’t get straight face going
that's Bob Herzog with local 12 Cincinnati news lol I watch him every morning
@@prettyboycat8278 Whos the woman in green.. she is fucking banging looking... dat body.
DEFxRECON the lady with the beard on conan?
@@downtownlife Sheila Grey
Anyone else think it's weird to see him with a shirt on?
Yep
He's the real life Randy Bobandy lol
(Trailer Park Boys)
I feel uncomfortable seeing him with a shirt
It‘s almost obscene to see him in a shirt like this ... have a little decency!
“She bleeds school colors roll tied”😂😂
What is 'roll tied'?
Rytis K. “Roll tide” is the rally cry of the Alabama Crimison Tides football team. They kinda just scream it.
@@TheRealStonk Every other sentence is "roll tide"
tide
@@TheRealStonk r/woosh
"If dave chappele hadn't taken off for South Africa and chis tucker hadn't found jesus, Kevin hart might not be working."
Holy shit.
Thats taking shots at Kevin Hart. hahahah
I dont even like kevi hart but hes 100 times funnier than burt could hope to be.
@Mark Kerce Triggered much?
It's almost like he was telling a joke.
Mike RUclips shit isn’t holy
Love how that one host couldn't even speak, he was just laughing hysterically the entire interview.
"Thunderstooooormssssss"
" bye bert" 😂😂 in the high pitched laugh voice
I loved this, glad you got the comment out !!! lol!
Bert just made everything clear about Kevin hearts career... I'm actually speechless
Comedy for TV shows and dumb people...biggest earners.
Bro right!
Kevin Hart's*
@@joe1574 no Harts = possessive.. Hart's = Hart is.... Kevin Harts fame... Kevin Hart's famous
@@thelolmaster1997 i pray to God this is a joke
"Hey Wendell, the gay guy says I can't call you black"
Whenever you make conan laugh at something you know he shouldn't laugh at, you know you're doing something right
Marten Dekker no u
Bert is genuinally one of the funniest people ever. The whole thunderstorm bit i was rolling on the ground in teirs laughing i couldnt breath
Can't breathe or spell, let me help you: genuinely* tears* breathe* you got this buddy I believe in you.
T A R I sounds like someone ran out of toilet paper...
@@NoootABigDeal Hey buddy, its been a year, have you taken your head out of your ass yet?
@@avamay8329 stirring it up a year later says a lot more about you than it does me.
@@NoootABigDeal I can see that you have not. Better luck next year
He made the news guy laugh so hard he said “Bye Bert” in berts own voice
I love how he makes adults behave like high school kids by just being present
Bert is the closest human from evolving into a bear
I read "beer" Instead of "bear" at first lol
"Pinch its' nipples"? How'd anyone get close enough to a bear to do that?
Him fighting one was just player recognising game
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. I think he was going to say gay bear. Seems like he's a pretty gorgeous bear, IMO. He probably knows gay bear culture
You haven’t seen Josh Potter
I couldn’t stop laughing when he said my daughters are stupid 😂 😂 something about the way he was laughing he 100% low key was like damn that felt good to say out loud lmfao 😂
Bert is like if you grabbed the mountain from game of thrones and shrunk’d him
Solid Snake56 so is everyone
"Shrunk'd"????
So hes The Hill
Nah you just move everything that makes the mountain big into his gut and you get bert
TheWakaWakaFish No he’s the machine
Bert and that black woman had a great dynamic together
His eyes at 4:47
Bro the gay guy just told me you cant call her black.
@@emeryshurpit8656 white people telling me what POC wanna hear
@@renel8964 his eyes LIT UP
@@experssion123 I think you mean " black color person of minority"
Bert might be one of the most likable guys ever... How can you not like that dude lol
The look on that meteorologists face was hilarious
I just realized that Bert is Homer Simpson
Bert is everyone's fun drunk uncle
5:38 that guy laughing so hard he sound like bert.
"Be at the right place at the right time" So true. I wasn't there then, but dammit Bert, I live vicariously through you! Party on brother!
I heard through my friend Egor that his nickname is the machine
What kind of name is egor??
*Igor
XxPros21OnlyxX leo Igor and it’s russian
@@Eidolon5150 Yeah, don't think they've hear about Bert's little adventure lmao.
Rabotaet koshka
2:54 the way he looks at Bert.
9:11 "Hey lets take our body guards to the beach and make them fight" can't breathe!!!!!!!
The guy that was dying at his jokes lmfao
If dave didnt go to Africa and chris tucker didnt find Jesus.. Kevin heart would not be working ...lol 😆 😆 😆 😆
it's "Kevin Hart."
He's like a real life Homer Simpson.
2:54 the indian guy looking at bert tho...LICKING. HIS. LIPS.
his "interest" definitely peeked.
Uh.. Yep Bert knows he's sexy! He must be a closet bisexual bear. He was about to explain the joke to the black woman about pinching a bears nipples to get away, I think was going to say gay bear.
There are two things I really like about this. In one interview, he actually had the microphone clipped to his chest hair. In the one where he is dancing in front of the weather girl, she folded her arms and stayed as far away from him as she could get and still be on screen. 🤣
5:25 dude in the tux is having the time of his life
the other anchor absolutely losing his sh!t laughing super high pitched at the end
“Hey lets take our body guards to the beach and make em fight.” - Racheal Ray.
Savage? No. Just a normal compilation. Funny? Yes.
Nesta Nesta he's not really funny
No. It was savage. people died
The Kevin Hart bit at least was some savage truth
at 0:56 that's the only time Conan has been disgusted by something he hasn't done lol
Thunderstorms? THUNDERTHIGHS😝😝😂 this man too funny
5:35 The reporter cant control himself. Too good
It brings me genuine joy seeing the guy on Star 64 laugh so hard at Berts jokes
The Machine.
"I look great" "I don't look good" not even 5 seconds apart. I love this man
I wish I could go back in time and see Bert live on a local weather forecast for the first time. I envy those who get to.
"I want to go to my safe space!"
Hmm... It's 𝒂𝒍𝒍 connected
I love that ones reporter’s laugh 😂
this guy is a machine xD
The ladies reaction to him saying Kevin Hart wouldn’t be working😂
He had that news anchor *dying*
2 Bears One Cave brought me here. 😂
His laugh his contagious
His whole vibe hahaha
I was pleasantly surprised to see a Bob and Tom clip in the mix.
😎👍
“It’s like getting high with a 9th grader” as a huge Pink Floyd fan and a 9th grader how dare you
I just one of the best thing watching this dude because when im not grinning from ear to ear im laughing my ass off
I've never been a fan of Bert's stand up but in every interview and podcast he fuckin kills me dude
You know, Bert would look good if he toned up
He looks good now
he’s hot AF as he is.
He’s fine af now.
No he wouldn’t. I understand that you look like him but he isn’t attractive.
LetsGoToMarsMan I saw older pictures and I think he looks so much better now. The full beard works on him
I love this dude so much
This guy is on another level
*If I saw **3:55** on my TV at home b4 leaving I would've shit my self laughing to my litteral death LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!*
absolute legend
I love how he knows he got lucky and can admit it
This dude is amazing!
He is the machine
"Xanax and ambien, let's go to bed and wake up skinny"
4:10 "I wanna go to my stape flace"
Fail.
4:26 that tv host dude is having a hell of a time lmao
I love this guy
“He’ll be dead in ten years , I can live out my dreams as a Spanish boy!” 3:20 . Why she so serious 🙉 5:00
Thunder storms..love it
3:45 I’m dying lol
He’s truly hilarious!
His part about southern Ohio is so right 😭😭 lmao
Man green dress lady was into it big time
I need to party with this guy!
I want to be as happy as the man sitting next to the lady in the green dress
I've never heard of this guy he's hilarious
The reactions of everyone after the outcome of 1:09 is exactly how I expected. Older white woman is shocked. Younger darker skinned fella looks like he thinks he'll get in trouble for laughing too much. The blonde was just staring, mouth agape, in anticipation of what he's going to say. Then there's the old white guy. He's dying because he's probably seen some shit and knows exactly what Bert is getting at.
THE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!
"no I'm breathing" LOL
LOVE HIM
"You go to the river and do laundry for a week, you're dirty!"
I love the other guy in the interview where he’s wearing a ball cap. He is the best audience for Bert
So I hear you’re The Machine
This guy is chaos incarnate
Some people are just fearless
Oh look, it's the machine
2:54 ahahahhahahahah that guy XD
When he pulls up the OPEN beer from under the desk😂😂
I love the Star64 people leaning into it having a great time
2:54 his face, is like oh la la
"I'm sure we cant say that"haha
Those Star 64 people were Crraaaccking uuuppppo
Bert is the king of dad bods lmao and dad jokes
I love his laugh so much!
That weather womans safe space was in her room with Bert Kreischer. Because the way she said "see you later" ooo damn
The host on Star 64 is having the happiest day of his life.
Drinking beer out of a shoe...His self confidence is Awesome !!!!
@0:55 ROTFL!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Literally Laughed so loud! A WTF moment for me!
hahahahaha the kevin hart burn killed hard :D and so true lol