sacrificing my pc for itch.io games (bad itch.io games)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @qzeq
    @qzeq  3 года назад +66

    Hey guys! The community discord channel is now open, hop in! 😎 discord.gg/yuBbHcF5kn
    Also how'd you like the new profile pic design? 😳👉👈

    • @thomie9982
      @thomie9982 2 года назад

      if the discord didn't need your phone to be verified i would join...

    • @MidTierDemon
      @MidTierDemon 2 года назад +1

      Are you using a virtual box/ vmware / virtual pc

    • @Pop4484
      @Pop4484 2 года назад

      If he wouldn’t have used a vm how could the video be recorded with no obs or any other video recorder on?

    • @masterhaxereetpisza5908
      @masterhaxereetpisza5908 2 года назад +1

      fun fact: sussy cyberpunk game was made by a polish guy

    • @holmat1
      @holmat1 2 года назад

      hi qzeq! Love ur videos, it makes me wanna get 1000 viruses as well. By the way, what is the name of the song u use when the viruses start? Sounds like a banger

  • @kr0tyara
    @kr0tyara 2 года назад +102

    7:24 actually it's a tribute to popular Russian video about the boy from this picture who burst out laughing trying to tell a joke about two chefs.

    • @LiveGameDriveChannel
      @LiveGameDriveChannel 2 года назад +22

      Chef asks a chef: "What do you do for a living?"
      Chef answers: "I am a chef"
      Absolute of humour

    • @NOOB4306i
      @NOOB4306i 2 года назад

      i knew it was familiar

  • @docto_Ji
    @docto_Ji 2 года назад +128

    A bit of an info about "russian slender game". The guy on the picture is a famous russian meme character повар (povar, cook in russian), a guy who tries to tell a joke, but starts uncontrollably laughing. The video goes like this: " A cook is asking a cook: what is your proffesion? Are you a policeman? No!- The cook answers. I'm a cooooooook *laughter*!!!!!11!!!! And-and you are a medic? *laughter* Cook says: No, I'm a cook *more laughter*". This video became viral and was wildly used in russian ytp and other memes, it's easily searchable as " повар спрашивает повара "

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 года назад +33

      LMFAO this is the kind of context we need here, thank you! 😅

    • @orchid9
      @orchid9 Год назад +2

      yeah, even we russians don't even recall this meme, it's two decades old I think, it's from pre-youtube era

    • @docto_Ji
      @docto_Ji 8 месяцев назад

      @txckaiiz391 ruclips.net/video/JyD13ifbAN4/видео.html

  • @boomer_cat1012
    @boomer_cat1012 2 года назад +23

    2:23 minecraft pvp players are familiar with this sound

  • @sneezomcsneezy1074
    @sneezomcsneezy1074 2 года назад +132

    Can't believe your channel doesn't have more subscribers. You are easily one of the most underrated youtubers on the site.

    • @gingerlyshrimp8480
      @gingerlyshrimp8480 2 года назад +2

      kinda feels like hes copying vargskheltor joel

    • @mirdisini6992
      @mirdisini6992 Год назад +1

      @@gingerlyshrimp8480 his fav youtuber are also Vargskelethor Joel loll

  • @xCYKS
    @xCYKS 3 года назад +81

    3:02 This game is not pretty bad tho. Looks so good tbh. Good graphics and idk

    • @Floopiis
      @Floopiis 2 года назад +5

      yeah i know kanye simulator was amazing

  • @pumpkin134.
    @pumpkin134. 2 года назад +8

    I don't know why but at 8:58 is a game theory thumbnail

  • @evanpiscitelli53
    @evanpiscitelli53 3 года назад +10

    Definitely gonna go somewhere with this content keep it up my guy

  • @TheOneTheOnlyJuanD.M
    @TheOneTheOnlyJuanD.M 2 года назад +12

    3:26 Is this a spiritual succesor to Mr Krabs overdoses on ket and dies ?

    • @chdreturns
      @chdreturns Год назад +4

      Nope, spiritual prequel.
      Actually I think its same dev. If so it may be a direct prequel.

  • @Sheftyy
    @Sheftyy 3 года назад +389

    these are games are honestly more finished then cyberpunk

  • @sakurLOL
    @sakurLOL 2 года назад +46

    6:51 this file name means in polish „shit game ez.exe”

    • @mero7064
      @mero7064 2 года назад

      yeah

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад +11

      I made that game and thx for translating for everybody XDD

    • @sakurLOL
      @sakurLOL 2 года назад

      @@user-skylordv cool game XD

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      @@sakurLOL thx and i made it beacuse i was bored and took random unity props to a 2d texture grass place texture from google

    • @shunineq3223
      @shunineq3223 2 года назад +4

      POV you are from poland
      rly

  • @Vinesomest
    @Vinesomest 2 года назад +6

    You're so underrated, I really like those types of vids so you gained a sub.

  • @camouflage4444
    @camouflage4444 2 года назад +14

    7:00 this image is from an old russian meme where this kid tells an unfunny joke about 2 cooks while laughing

  • @draygons387
    @draygons387 2 года назад +4

    When the games are more broken than my marriage

  • @thatgirlfrompoland
    @thatgirlfrompoland 6 месяцев назад +3

    6:51 GOWNO GRA1!!1!!1!11 (only ppl who know polish will understand)

  • @F0ski
    @F0ski 3 года назад +8

    Bro you are so underrated, you're really funny lol

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад +2

      I try my best 😅

  • @TUGRad-hi4bm
    @TUGRad-hi4bm 3 года назад +7

    Love your vids man keep up the good work.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад +4

      Will do! 😅

  • @heishahandmade2949
    @heishahandmade2949 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love how cuberpunk is named "guwno gra" (shitti game)

    • @nightshade3782
      @nightshade3782 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah and the fact it's also Polish makes it even better

  • @SkyTied
    @SkyTied 2 года назад +7

    What song is used here? 1:38

    • @Yoon_Max29
      @Yoon_Max29 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/EOP5x_r4kOY/видео.htmlsi=v_eurX-3UfKMSZIQ
      Is it?

  • @user-skylordv
    @user-skylordv 2 года назад +2

    Hey Qzeq It's Me FugitiveDEV thx for playing my game :D

    • @itsEnchantedonline
      @itsEnchantedonline 2 года назад

      fuck i lost my another account, anyways i wanted to say the game is Sussy CyberPunk Game :)

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit Год назад +2

    so, uh
    Mr. Krabs Tax Evasion has a sequel: *Mr. Krabs Commits Arson* ... and I have no idea how to damage Plankton's mech in that one.
    In both games, the lack of checkpoints is lame.

  • @Evan-dc3qw
    @Evan-dc3qw 2 года назад +13

    7:24 he looks like Al from Toy Story as a kid

  • @shawnofthedead4174
    @shawnofthedead4174 Год назад +4

    I can't be the only one Just chilling binge watching Qzeq 😂

    • @thebeamers5954
      @thebeamers5954 10 месяцев назад +1

      certainly, you are not alone... idk why no one in india or in the world watches it

  • @snarkasticdouche3863
    @snarkasticdouche3863 Месяц назад

    8:48 - Look, I don't understand what's happening... I typically like clever and nuanced humor; I really do! But... That poster just makes me want to laugh uncontrollably, and I can't understand why.

  • @rowlit
    @rowlit 3 года назад +5

    LOL THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY TO WATCH 🤣

  • @FobyTox
    @FobyTox 2 года назад +10

    I see high-quality content here...
    I feel that your channel will grow very much soon.
    7:20 The name of the game is "Повар" which means " Cook" . This boy is a famous Russian meme.

  • @yadwig
    @yadwig Год назад

    1:41 "Cain software" uses the actual screenshot of software called "Cain and Abel", an old and well-known tool used to hack passwords, send malicious tcp packets, sniff traffic and other things. It is used by cybersecurity experts, and, well, hackers. Now it's mostly a learning tool.

  • @ford_gaming2
    @ford_gaming2 Год назад +2

    8:27 ohno ohno ohno ohno ohno ohno

  • @Aguythatdefinitelyexists
    @Aguythatdefinitelyexists 2 года назад +15

    8:27 Oh no our shell its broken

  • @gerryplaysrl
    @gerryplaysrl Год назад +1

    the trashpile is so trash youtube really thought it was untitled grand theft auto game

  • @hassaan4206
    @hassaan4206 11 месяцев назад

    Can't believe your channel has 266k subs atm and ur one of the most underrated youtubers . Just found ur channel through the recommended section and literally everyone of ur videos are entertaining

  • @janbiaas6650
    @janbiaas6650 2 года назад +3

    6:52 fun fact: "gówno gra" means "shit game" in Polish

  • @ImNegzen
    @ImNegzen Год назад +1

    the game named "gowno gra ez" is in polish language and translates to "poop game ez"

  • @Zlunky
    @Zlunky 3 года назад +1

    Found you on TikTok really like your channel

  • @permashripadayachee4784
    @permashripadayachee4784 2 года назад +4

    Did any one else see game theory on the wall 8:50

  • @jouebien
    @jouebien Год назад +1

    it's not just a Game Maker game it's a Game built on a verry early version of Game Maker that predates 8/8.1 and studio. It's surprising it runs at all - anything from that early on tends to just crash on anything later than Windows 7 (with out Service Pack 1).

  • @pivo_nefiltrovannoe
    @pivo_nefiltrovannoe 2 года назад +10

    1:28 Мне надоели все эти стереотипы про русских, типо водка, медведь, балалайка, шапка ушанка, но с ОБЕЗЬЯНА это выглядит круто

  • @LeZergan
    @LeZergan 2 года назад +10

    7:41 you get guns only in American games

  • @dantematias7662
    @dantematias7662 Месяц назад +1

    6:51 stupid game not easy one be like:

  • @risklifefr
    @risklifefr 3 года назад +11

    he’s so underrated 😓

  • @hailhydra9869
    @hailhydra9869 2 года назад +2

    Mr. Krabss actually look very fun xd

  • @JustKleo2
    @JustKleo2 2 года назад +2

    1:20 what's the song name?

  • @littlecake453
    @littlecake453 Год назад

    7:22 nah. This is an INCREDIBLY old russian meme. Like 10+ years meme.

  • @MoonMario
    @MoonMario 3 года назад +5

    Lmao why does Mr.krab always commits crimes in indie games? Lmao

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад +1

      He's a menace to society

    • @chdreturns
      @chdreturns Год назад

      Because he basically borderline did in the shitty cartoon that signified the end of nicktoons golden age.
      If you wonder why we ain't have shit like CatDog, Invader Zim, Hey Arnold, or Rugrats no more... Welllll it's cause of shit like that retarded sponge... Also I get an R word pass cuz I have autism, don't go using it if you are a normal person without autism or any other cognitive disability lol.

  • @LolmandoYT
    @LolmandoYT Год назад +1

    You deserve more subs FOR SURE

  • @pib6871
    @pib6871 3 года назад

    I found you in Tiktok, and I don't regret it, nice content mate!

  • @minecraftmaniac84
    @minecraftmaniac84 3 года назад +4

    Yooo you’ve gotten so big, been here since 200 subs, so happy so see you grow.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад

      Happy to see people stick around! 😄

  • @Wrench42069
    @Wrench42069 2 года назад +1

    Qzeq The Adorable Penguin

  • @iamarailfanobviously1497
    @iamarailfanobviously1497 Год назад

    Why did I laugh 10 minutes straight at that dog picture?

  • @Markandpreston
    @Markandpreston 2 года назад +4

    5:44 this game is awfully similar to DDLC

    • @Joy.and.Summer
      @Joy.and.Summer 2 года назад

      Stands?

    • @TheFoxdaWa
      @TheFoxdaWa 7 месяцев назад

      That's because that game and DDLC are both visual novels

  • @traxter2669
    @traxter2669 2 года назад

    6:50 the game name said ''shit game ez'' if you guys were wondering

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      yeah i remember when i named it that.
      and im fugitiveDEV aka the owner of that game i put random unity stuff in that game so yeah XD

  • @KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree
    @KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree 2 года назад +3

    6:51 fun fact: "gowno gra ez" is in polish and it means "shit game ez"

    • @kontanaro3979
      @kontanaro3979 2 года назад +1

      fun fact: wiem gdzie mieszkasz

    • @KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree
      @KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree 2 года назад +1

      @@kontanaro3979 no to gdzie

    • @kontanaro3979
      @kontanaro3979 2 года назад

      @@KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree w polsce

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад +2

      wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

    • @KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree
      @KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree 2 года назад

      @@user-skylordv the legend himself

  • @Momerz
    @Momerz 2 года назад

    This slav is actually funny ;D

  • @dantematias7662
    @dantematias7662 Месяц назад

    7:08 what is called the music in the background?? he doesnts stops talking and sayings

  • @KRTHK9
    @KRTHK9 7 месяцев назад +1

    5:24 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

  • @deusprogrammer_thekingofspace
    @deusprogrammer_thekingofspace 2 года назад

    winpcap is a library used to capture network packets btw.

  • @Thebestbobbyboy
    @Thebestbobbyboy 5 месяцев назад

    6:36 that’s the robot that appears in vrchat

  • @Mrmiauplay
    @Mrmiauplay 2 года назад

    In game called "The cook" there picture of random dude. Basicly this is russian meme that died 10 years ago

  • @L4nk
    @L4nk 3 года назад +1

    Going places with this content 😁😁📈📈

  • @portablepc
    @portablepc 2 года назад

    This channel is so underrated!

  • @longhornnt4043
    @longhornnt4043 2 года назад +3

    2:05 what is this song some one tell me
    pls

  • @Its_BryanJeesus
    @Its_BryanJeesus Год назад

    qzeq is the bes chanel of youtube
    for exute virus in computers

  • @KurtPrice-s5m
    @KurtPrice-s5m 26 дней назад +1

    Qzeq do u have a backup computer

  • @box..
    @box.. Год назад

    2:26 The hit sound is from Minecraft Java

  • @REALGhostSquad
    @REALGhostSquad Год назад

    dude i love how qzeq is so cute

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Год назад +1

      🤨📸

  • @calebmezenberg137
    @calebmezenberg137 2 года назад +1

    I really hope this is in a VM

  • @matyaspernecky6901
    @matyaspernecky6901 2 года назад +1

    The cyberpunk app in task manager is literally called "shit game" lol

  • @haxxmagicyt
    @haxxmagicyt 2 года назад

    The russian slender picture of the guy its a popular meme in russia called "Cook"

  • @nianavarro5339
    @nianavarro5339 2 года назад

    a very funky russian man. subbed

  • @anujprakash5643
    @anujprakash5643 2 года назад

    Him:- itch.io
    Subtitles:- icha yo

  • @louaybelhaj1710
    @louaybelhaj1710 2 года назад +3

    GTA VI looks lit guys

  • @جاسمإيادجاسممحمد
    @جاسمإيادجاسممحمد Год назад +1

    God bless your soul I never laughed like this for a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taekekraaijeveld5613
    @taekekraaijeveld5613 2 года назад

    This is uploaded on my birthday

  • @Menvix
    @Menvix 2 года назад +1

    Mrkrab tax evasion is a good game actully

  • @peterschek6885
    @peterschek6885 2 года назад

    1:37 im believe you comrade (also I'm russian)

  • @Sacknana
    @Sacknana 2 года назад +2

    if this message loads do not check your cpu

  • @ryliehennng9248
    @ryliehennng9248 2 года назад +2

    This man is the enemy of anti viruses lol

  • @BoostedMusicOfficial
    @BoostedMusicOfficial 2 года назад

    3:34 PANAMAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @ferret9097
    @ferret9097 3 года назад

    I love this series

  • @jzurekgames3897
    @jzurekgames3897 Год назад +2

    6:51 OMG GAME NAME IS IN POLISH

  • @THATPEAKEYKID99
    @THATPEAKEYKID99 Год назад +2

    9:22 mahatma gandhi:wth

  • @CallMeHeich
    @CallMeHeich 3 года назад +3

    Qzeq am starting to worry for your pc 💀💀💀

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад +1

      Don't worry i'll just get an antivirus from itch io!

    • @CallMeHeich
      @CallMeHeich 3 года назад +1

      @@qzeq smart the viruses will never expect you to be protected by itch.io, you’re like 5 steps ahead of them.

  • @produkujemygrypl4751
    @produkujemygrypl4751 2 года назад +1

    6:51 this game is named "shit game EZ"

  • @koksu1134
    @koksu1134 2 года назад +1

    6:50 you know what's funny?
    This game is named shit game ez here (in polish)

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      dostałem mocne promo od Qzeq widze :D

  • @thatpolishdude85
    @thatpolishdude85 2 года назад

    6:51 it actually translates from polish to this : sh*t game ez.exe

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

  • @catmouse1718
    @catmouse1718 5 месяцев назад

    gta did look like frogger, but with police cars n guns

  • @bruh....710
    @bruh....710 2 года назад

    if spam hapens again type cmd on start then preess run as administrator then type taskkıll /f /in (spam boxes name) then preess enter

  • @zombl337og
    @zombl337og 10 месяцев назад

    ive been binging ur vids and adding every steam game you play to my wishlist (may Allah help me)

  • @yoctabyte7
    @yoctabyte7 2 года назад

    3:35 gran turismo 4 nostalgia

  • @kostickman6673
    @kostickman6673 Год назад

    When you get a virus then how you get rid of it? I'm asking cause I got a virus of fake windows and now I'm going to change ssd I think I do the right thing?

  • @nithinpl3029
    @nithinpl3029 Год назад +1

    9:21 yeah pls don't do that

  • @NekistTheCutie
    @NekistTheCutie 2 года назад

    1:52 i like how you putted the you are an idiot music from the you are an idiot trojan

  • @Toxky
    @Toxky 3 года назад

    Loved the video

  • @dysiuncia87
    @dysiuncia87 2 года назад +1

    6:51 its Polish Game i know beacouse its names ,,Gowno gra ez.exe'' i am from polish

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      yeah i remember when i named it that.
      and im fugitiveDEV aka the owner of that game i put random unity stuff in that game so yeah XD

  • @Mivolta
    @Mivolta Год назад +1

    my question is why was a game named gowno gra thatd polish??

  • @the-hero-of-twilight
    @the-hero-of-twilight 2 года назад +1

    i wonder if you are using a VM

  • @srs6128
    @srs6128 2 года назад +2

    0:43 when you played this sound my ps2 turned on and started yelling at me

  • @TRCumbox
    @TRCumbox 2 года назад

    6:51
    Polish
    Translation: "poop game ez"

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      wiem pamietam jak tą gre robiłem i to nazwałem randomowo XDD to ja twórca Tej gry z prszyszłości jakby co to przestałem robić gry na itch io.

    • @TRCumbox
      @TRCumbox 2 года назад

      @@user-skylordv Fajnie

    • @user-skylordv
      @user-skylordv 2 года назад

      @@TRCumbox dzks. szkoda ze straciłem tamto konto, mógłbym innym udowodnić że to ja ale no

  • @hardzeraaa623
    @hardzeraaa623 3 года назад

    +1 sub nice content bro

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад

      Appreciate it 😎🤝

  • @xArthur60
    @xArthur60 2 года назад +3

    1:59 FUKK FUKK