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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @PhoenixSC
    @PhoenixSC  Месяц назад +899

    Hey y'all! Fireflies have sold out already..! Let me know if you missed out - I'll speak to Makeship about maybe bringing some more back. :)
    www.makeship.com/products/waxed-lightly-weathered-cut-copper-stairs-plushie

    • @Not.TravisScott
      @Not.TravisScott Месяц назад +7

      🎉

    • @worldofbros349
      @worldofbros349 Месяц назад +6

      Yes

    • @henrywalker2083
      @henrywalker2083 Месяц назад +7

      do you ever read the comments 3 min after a vid dropped like this and realize nobody could have watched the entire thing

    • @unsyoutube9768
      @unsyoutube9768 Месяц назад +2

      put the fries in the bag

    • @BLISSFULLBLUE
      @BLISSFULLBLUE Месяц назад +1

      Phoenix I think their is Minecraft milk in Australia it's in Coles I think you should maybe try it

  • @TheLandino3288
    @TheLandino3288 Месяц назад +4870

    Steve: so what kinds of games you play in the real world?
    Garrett: I really like black jack
    Steve: jack who ... ?

    • @arnaudhh
      @arnaudhh Месяц назад +579

      *jack black appears* i.. am jack black.

    • @HolyNamed
      @HolyNamed Месяц назад +314

      @@arnaudhh Absolute Cinema

    • @AnIdeamostIndegenous
      @AnIdeamostIndegenous Месяц назад +192

      ​@@HolyNamed🖐️😐🖐️

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Месяц назад +30

      His last name is Eoff.

    • @p_pthenoob
      @p_pthenoob Месяц назад +13

      @@wildfire9280 u mean mehoff?

  • @fransiscayulianita68
    @fransiscayulianita68 Месяц назад +2976

    "All we've got is Tech, No Blade."

    • @spoodysnail7624
      @spoodysnail7624 Месяц назад +394

      “What is this, some kind of Dream?“

    • @Thelndev
      @Thelndev Месяц назад

      @@spoodysnail7624 “We’ll never make it in time. We need some sort of.. diamond minecart”

    • @camerontupper1138
      @camerontupper1138 Месяц назад +326

      @@spoodysnail7624(Yelling at dog) You’re being a bad boy, Halo.

    • @Thepenhead
      @Thepenhead Месяц назад +239

      “What happened to George? He’s still not found (Orchestral of Sweden played in D minor)”

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges Месяц назад +167

      "We need the Diamond Minecart to beat them!"

  • @ThePharaqh
    @ThePharaqh Месяц назад +1703

    “Well, at least it’s not raining”
    *starts raining*
    “Aw man”
    *creeper aw man starts playing and credits roll*

    • @Tired_man1
      @Tired_man1 Месяц назад +82

      ✋🙃🤚 ameniC etulosbA

    • @astro837
      @astro837 Месяц назад +27

      AAAA ITS TOO MUCH CINEMA

    • @aethous9163
      @aethous9163 Месяц назад +15

      You know, I have a 100% feeling that they will do the same stuff with Fnaf movie and put "Revenge" in the end credit, just like with The Living Tombstone

    • @Teacup44
      @Teacup44 Месяц назад +1

      @@MasterGamer-f4n did you read the comment correctly?

    • @TrustTree43
      @TrustTree43 Месяц назад +1

      🙌
      😐

  • @somerandommusicianSRM
    @somerandommusicianSRM Месяц назад +1362

    "Agh! It got ink in my eyes!"
    "What was that? Some kind of ballistic squid?"

    • @bouwny9000
      @bouwny9000 Месяц назад +94

      absolute cinema

    • @PiperInTheInternet
      @PiperInTheInternet Месяц назад +15

      👏

    • @TrustTree43
      @TrustTree43 Месяц назад +13

      🙌
      😐

    • @Draconix95
      @Draconix95 Месяц назад +8

      Yo that captain, he is sparkling what is he some kind of captain sparkles?

    • @TrixterTheFemboy
      @TrixterTheFemboy Месяц назад +4

      Did that burned log just talk? What is this, some kind of ash dub?

  • @K_buns
    @K_buns Месяц назад +2053

    As a child, I yearned for the waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs plush

    • @bebecles
      @bebecles Месяц назад +67

      I am yearning so hard rn

    • @mytekk_wysi727
      @mytekk_wysi727 Месяц назад +19

      ​@@bebecles🤨

    • @Mewthmilk
      @Mewthmilk Месяц назад +35

      As a child, I yearned for my mother's credit card.

    • @K_buns
      @K_buns Месяц назад +1

      Why did this get 1.5k likes and a heart… thanks tho!

    • @mytekk_wysi727
      @mytekk_wysi727 Месяц назад

      @@K_buns deserved imo lol

  • @18.joachimtanelikuncoro64
    @18.joachimtanelikuncoro64 Месяц назад +340

    "Something is following me"
    "That's just your Shadow, lady"

    • @PlumPlum-dz8ue
      @PlumPlum-dz8ue Месяц назад +34

      "We're gonna need grian to make this bread"

    • @Zytron
      @Zytron Месяц назад +4

      @@PlumPlum-dz8ue Hero Grian

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Месяц назад +7

      “We’re gonna need some small-ish beans”

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 Месяц назад +3990

    "As a child, I yearned for the MEMES" - Phoenix SC

  • @ignaciosindhu6779
    @ignaciosindhu6779 Месяц назад +929

    Garrete: Wait, this Wither thingy head is off center
    Steve: Oh yeah, it do be like that sometimes, you think it would be symmetrical but it 's not, just like a false symmetry
    *Falsesymmetry comes through the portal*
    "Absolute Cinema"

    • @blastlightstar
      @blastlightstar Месяц назад +42

      perfect turn off the comments we need no more

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Месяц назад +69

      Jason Momoa is shot.
      "He's dying! We need to take him to the doc!"
      *Cut to docm77*
      "Eugh. How long has this cow been dead?"
      "Sorry, that was some *VintageBeef"*
      ::runs into battle::
      "Quit being so impulsive!"
      *"Did somebody say impulseSV?"*
      ::lying back, looking up at the sky at night::
      "I love the way the moon sparkles, it's almost... Pearlescent"
      *"oʎᴉɥ"*

    • @ThatEpicGamePlays
      @ThatEpicGamePlays Месяц назад +9

      @@GSBarlev absolute cinema

    • @williamwebb580
      @williamwebb580 Месяц назад +30

      Garett: “Hey Steve, what starsign are you?”
      Steve: “I’m a Gemini, ‘kay?”
      *portal noises*
      _”Gemini who?”_

    • @ondururagittandeska2004
      @ondururagittandeska2004 Месяц назад +6

      "Ah we are stuck!"
      "Looks like we are in some kind of *Tango*

  • @DiamondRoller37
    @DiamondRoller37 Месяц назад +1907

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, this absolutely needs to continue

    • @Koolstuffdude.
      @Koolstuffdude. Месяц назад +245

      Absolute cinema.

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Месяц назад +392

      Okay.

    • @radayrk
      @radayrk Месяц назад +30

      Absolute cinema.

    • @GoingBizark
      @GoingBizark Месяц назад +26

      Absolute cinema

    • @skullha66
      @skullha66 Месяц назад +34

      Absolutely? What is that, some kind of absolute cinema? ✋🙂🤚

  • @אורוידןפלד-י3ק
    @אורוידןפלד-י3ק Месяц назад +863

    Steve: "be careful with that tnt, or it would explode"
    Gerrat: "The last thing we need is exploding tnt"
    Portal: *mouse noises*

    • @thisperson4162
      @thisperson4162 Месяц назад +35

      Absolute cinema 🗿

    • @Whiskers--5
      @Whiskers--5 Месяц назад +15

      Isn’t it heavily modified cat noises

    • @hackerjax-3462
      @hackerjax-3462 Месяц назад +4

      😂

    • @Simongravitrax
      @Simongravitrax Месяц назад +9

      Exploding tnt my beloved

    • @rayzhao491
      @rayzhao491 Месяц назад +10

      explodingtnt was my childhood. i still watch failboat's kirby videos

  • @suburbhorrors
    @suburbhorrors Месяц назад +669

    "i had to wax, and let them lightly weather and cut these copper stairs." "thats like a waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs" *waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs walks in from the portal* absolute cinema

  • @JS06-h5d
    @JS06-h5d Месяц назад +497

    Jason momoa: we’re did you get the scar
    Steve: From a good time
    Goodtimeswithscar appears

  • @limitless_valley
    @limitless_valley Месяц назад +339

    garret: yeah im done here, i don't want to be stuck doing this tutorial for hours
    steve: but garret, you can't just skip the tutorial
    Portal: portal sounds
    ABSOLUTE CINEMA

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Месяц назад +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt Месяц назад +17

      Garret: Oof I don't think my boat worked
      Steve: Yeah you could call it a Fail Boat
      Portal: Portal sounds
      Absolute Cinema

    • @B1gF1shSplatoon
      @B1gF1shSplatoon Месяц назад +1

      ​@bathamsteryt "guess the idea of building a boat was simpler than actually making one."
      Portal sounds

    • @hillabwonS
      @hillabwonS Месяц назад +2

      "So youre telling me that this can power that lamp?"
      "Yeah, thats one of many block facts!"
      *portal noises*
      Absolute cinema.

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt Месяц назад +5

      @limitless_valley
      Garret: Steve how did you find so many resources
      Steve: See I just Dug and Dug
      Portal: Portal Sounds
      Absolute Cinema

  • @MightyNeko34
    @MightyNeko34 Месяц назад +429

    "I thought you could imagine anything like phoenix's..."
    "And Seas..."
    *pheonix SC*
    *surprised Steve*

  • @jammed_yam
    @jammed_yam Месяц назад +114

    "Wow the nether is so hot"
    "yeah its like a million degree-in here"
    *Grian appears*

    • @Torbenby_
      @Torbenby_ Месяц назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her
      @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her Месяц назад +7

      Absolute cinema

    • @hillabwonS
      @hillabwonS Месяц назад +1

      "Oh well that guy just appeared. Cant get any worse. Now what is that thing you were telling me about, 'The king of the end?'"
      *minecraft gets destroyed by stick figure*
      Absolute cinema

    • @MusabUmayr
      @MusabUmayr Месяц назад +5

      For those who don't get it:
      A million deGRIAN here

  • @PHOTON.thief.
    @PHOTON.thief. Месяц назад +142

    "That's some really shiny armor, captain!"
    "Thanks, I guess it sparks really well. You could say I'm a Captain Sparkle.."
    *captainsparklez comes through the portal*
    "Absolute cinema"

  • @amialovesbugs
    @amialovesbugs Месяц назад +303

    “i like this world”
    “it’s a lovely world isn’t it”
    *Stampy appears*

    • @wrednax8594
      @wrednax8594 Месяц назад +17

      "You won't be able to hit the target, it's too far away"

    • @bcmoore671
      @bcmoore671 Месяц назад +3

      @@wrednax8594 *hit the targer appears*

    • @doinic09
      @doinic09 Месяц назад +1

      Absolute cinema

  • @AlmyTheAlien
    @AlmyTheAlien Месяц назад +145

    "These villagers need to adjust their ethos if they're going to survive the war, but educating them on it is difficult."
    "If only we had some kind of ethos lab..."

  • @ThenamesC
    @ThenamesC Месяц назад +869

    It doesn't have to stop

  • @Request_2_PANic
    @Request_2_PANic Месяц назад +18

    "What's that emptiness below us?"
    "I assume a void."
    [Xisumavoid appears]

  • @hillabwonS
    @hillabwonS Месяц назад +232

    "What is going on?"
    "I think its a piglin war..."
    *blue stickman emerges from portal*
    Absolute cinema

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Месяц назад +232

    6:35 Garret from the FNAF movie arrives through a portal. Absolute cinema.

    • @juny_pr
      @juny_pr Месяц назад +12

      CARROT!!! CARROTTTTTTT!!!

    • @minecraftbeelol
      @minecraftbeelol Месяц назад +5

      then mike comes in looking for him

    • @MasterGamer-f4n
      @MasterGamer-f4n Месяц назад

      @@minecraftbeelol Absolute cimima. (There is alot of fnaf stuff going around)

    • @The-coolest-bone
      @The-coolest-bone Месяц назад

      😭

    • @lazy_guy_2525
      @lazy_guy_2525 Месяц назад +2

      Coming as the puppet

  • @ShadowMonarch1371
    @ShadowMonarch1371 Месяц назад +482

    The amount of references is amazing, the movie will either be a great meme or a great flop. Will go to see the chaos either way

    • @aidanmace6061
      @aidanmace6061 Месяц назад +35

      it could be both

    • @itram99
      @itram99 Месяц назад +17

      ​@@aidanmace6061it will be both

    • @FizzieWebb
      @FizzieWebb Месяц назад +6

      if it flops we might see Mojang pull a Gearbox and announce Minecraft 2.

    • @laurafrakinroslin
      @laurafrakinroslin Месяц назад +2

      Both

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr Месяц назад +12

      If it is a flop, it’ll be memed anyway 😂

  • @hamburgerbroz6439
    @hamburgerbroz6439 Месяц назад +70

    the ghasts are on fire! like some kind of phoenixes, see?
    phoenix s what??
    *he steps through the portal*
    absolute cinema

  • @oscar6540-b7c
    @oscar6540-b7c Месяц назад +204

    5:35 the "java edition" isn't symmetrical.

    • @Nubafoxy
      @Nubafoxy Месяц назад +9

      It Should say symmetrical edition

    • @escape209
      @escape209 Месяц назад +18

      JAVA EƎ AVAႱ

    • @superNova5837
      @superNova5837 Месяц назад +2

      The panorama isn’t symmetrical

    • @LnmHive
      @LnmHive Месяц назад

      I think Java needs to explain themselves now

    • @epicgeometro
      @epicgeometro Месяц назад

      It must be some kind of
      FALSE SYMMETRY
      *absolute cinema*

  • @Lks_13
    @Lks_13 Месяц назад +22

    Steve: This is a jukebox, I listen a lot of Tango
    Garret: how does this tech work?
    * TangoTek apears through the portal *
    Absolute cinema

  • @Novastarsss
    @Novastarsss Месяц назад +197

    Steve: This… is Wheat
    Garett: What? We getting all this Grains now?
    Grian comes through portal
    *Absolute Cinema*

    • @imMittensKitten
      @imMittensKitten Месяц назад +3

      Truly it was- can't believe he made a cameo in a Phoenixsc video

    • @MrMayhem010
      @MrMayhem010 Месяц назад +5

      Who's this Grain character?

  • @FadedBlade120
    @FadedBlade120 Месяц назад +66

    If there’s not a pig wearing a crown in the movie they really missed an amazing opportunity

    • @Finity_twenty_ten
      @Finity_twenty_ten Месяц назад +6

      They said there will be a statue honoring Technoblade. So at least there's that.

  • @Ethanol_MC
    @Ethanol_MC Месяц назад +556

    I love sleeping with my Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs

    • @PaggleWaggIe
      @PaggleWaggIe Месяц назад +10

      lucky you 😊

    • @PhatNguyenTheGreat
      @PhatNguyenTheGreat Месяц назад +13

      If only I could have the waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs in my bedroom

    • @light_cone501
      @light_cone501 Месяц назад +2

      Omg nice, I would do the same if the shipping to europe didn't double the price lol!

    • @Eloikios
      @Eloikios Месяц назад +1

      ​@@light_cone501Really? For me it's just 8€ so it's actually not that bad

    • @Endermaster200
      @Endermaster200 Месяц назад +3

      Mmm I love my Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs, I do dirty things with 'em at night

  • @Your_LocalWizard
    @Your_LocalWizard Месяц назад +18

    *sees baby zombie*
    "Aww, what a cute zombie! I think I'll name it Cleo"

  • @xandtheironminer602
    @xandtheironminer602 Месяц назад +296

    "We don't have the tech!"
    "We don't have any blades"
    Technoblade: It's time to turn it up a *notch.*

    • @KnightsofGaming2016
      @KnightsofGaming2016 Месяц назад +28

      He better give the Ender Dragon a left hook *Jeb*

    • @Shadowgen-2022
      @Shadowgen-2022 Месяц назад +17

      @@KnightsofGaming2016 and give the wither *the diamond minecart*

    • @KnightsofGaming2016
      @KnightsofGaming2016 Месяц назад +18

      @@Shadowgen-2022 and after that, he can relax and play a *popular MMOs*

    • @Shadowgen-2022
      @Shadowgen-2022 Месяц назад +2

      @ they broke up, sadly. And I heard one went to jail.

    • @AngrycatStudios1
      @AngrycatStudios1 Месяц назад +4

      They need to do this meme just keep continuing onto in, for example they make a techno reference, which leads to a notch pun, that turns into a DanTDM joke, which leads to mumbo jumbo somehow and so on and so on

  • @Kaipotato_
    @Kaipotato_ Месяц назад +73

    Steve: aw crap, i got a scar on my hand!
    Garret: well that dosent sound like a good time
    *Goodtimeswithscar enters from the portal*
    ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

  • @dragonplushy
    @dragonplushy Месяц назад +101

    I'm glad that despite Technoblade's passing, he still lives on in the minecraft community.
    I hope that no matter how much time has passed, he'll always be referenced, mentioned and remembered.
    Technoblade never dies!

    • @dragonplushy
      @dragonplushy Месяц назад +7

      ah man I'm getting teary eyed again, even after all this time it's hard to believe he's really gone

    • @Shadowgen-2022
      @Shadowgen-2022 Месяц назад +8

      @@dragonplushy I never truly watched his videos but, hearing he died broke me, I can’t deal with multiple deaths in one year, people! Not family AND a popular RUclipsr!

  • @wiggle143
    @wiggle143 Месяц назад +35

    “I found this slime. Funny thing, it had a stick stuck in the top of it”
    “Hehe, it’s almost like a slimy popsicle stick. Maybe a uhhh, slimcicle.”
    -enters Charlie-

  • @no_social_skill1369
    @no_social_skill1369 Месяц назад +14

    Look at the moon, its white as a pearl, whats that scent?
    PearlescentMoon joins*

  • @Catdash5510
    @Catdash5510 Месяц назад +61

    Garrett: God damn these weird *entities* are hard to beat!
    Natalie: I dealt *303* damage!
    Steve: Wait say that again.

  • @showd6229
    @showd6229 Месяц назад +77

    5:10 NOT THE SILKSONG NOOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT I HAD ESCAPED IT

  • @PainfullyAverageHandle
    @PainfullyAverageHandle Месяц назад +57

    Steve! We’ve got to learn the secrets of the cube to save Minecraft!
    It’s no use. We would need to forge some kind of lab
    *Forgelabs enters through portal*
    Absolute cinema

  • @spoodysnail7624
    @spoodysnail7624 Месяц назад +27

    “Don’t go into the mines, you’ll get covered in soot, Wilbur!“

    • @mrdeadmemes
      @mrdeadmemes 22 дня назад

      "We can't blow up the Piglins' base with Tommy in it!"
      ABSOLUTE CINEMA

  • @finethishandlehasbeenunremoved
    @finethishandlehasbeenunremoved Месяц назад +38

    4:41 LOL THE ETHO SHIRT

  • @Emily12471
    @Emily12471 Месяц назад +47

    4:26 you reawoke memories i had forgotten

  • @tsriketwm7274
    @tsriketwm7274 Месяц назад +24

    2:17 “guys watch out for that exploding tnt!”
    ExplodingTNT:

  • @TrueSlugcat
    @TrueSlugcat Месяц назад +234

    The art is genuinely phenomenaltastic

  • @Eldritch_the_enderman_mage
    @Eldritch_the_enderman_mage Месяц назад +5

    Steve: to defeat the piglins, we'd need some type of dream team.
    The dream team comes through the portal

  • @FineSeasoning
    @FineSeasoning Месяц назад +78

    At the very end of the movie:
    "Well, this was quite the adventure,"
    "For sure, although, regardless of the invading army, I think I had a good time!"
    GTWScar walking out of a nether portal: *"Well hello there miners & crafters~!"*

  • @liljatupsu
    @liljatupsu Месяц назад +12

    "If you look at the creaking, it stays in place!"
    *_StacyPlays appears through the portal_*

  • @gianmarcoc7186
    @gianmarcoc7186 Месяц назад +7

    "Why is your crop field in the shape of that letter?"
    "It's a Bran Z"
    Absolute Cinema

  • @istoOi
    @istoOi Месяц назад +9

    5:36 "Symmetry? Looks more like false symmetry to me..."

  • @Qoride
    @Qoride Месяц назад +8

    "There's no wind at all, now your sailboat is like a failboat!"

  • @NoThisIsPatches
    @NoThisIsPatches Месяц назад +64

    0:50 As if an adult wearing a cape wasn't cringy enough, it had to be a creeper cape...

    • @GunaMask
      @GunaMask Месяц назад

      fr

    • @Toasterthedoaster
      @Toasterthedoaster Месяц назад +6

      And its 27 dollars too! Who would ever buy a low quality, cheapily made cape for 27 dollars?!

    • @NextGeneration_21
      @NextGeneration_21 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Toasterthedoaster I would 😌 (I'm almost legally an adult)

  • @AshesToK9
    @AshesToK9 Месяц назад +29

    5:23 I see some FALSE SYMMETRY IN THIS ONE

  • @ianhubble9973
    @ianhubble9973 Месяц назад +6

    "Bread here is made out of wheat"
    "What if I want whole grain instead?"
    "Did somebody say GRAIN?"

  • @Ma_YoJ
    @Ma_YoJ Месяц назад +97

    0:30 chicken or beef

  • @Nethaura
    @Nethaura Месяц назад +16

    Actually tho if a bunch of youtubers show up somehow like in Endgame this could be the greatest movie ever made

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Месяц назад +2

      It’ll almost be like Minecraft story mode again

  • @gibarel
    @gibarel Месяц назад +59

    5:10 IM NOT CRAZY, YOU ARE CRAZY. THATS SILKSONG!!! HAHAHAHA SKONG📣

  • @datonedood3791
    @datonedood3791 Месяц назад +10

    Steve to the others: "This is a block, they are the Ethos of this world."
    *Etho walks up behind them*

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Месяц назад

      I think it would be funnier if it was a slab instead of a block but yeah lmao

  • @ondururagittandeska2004
    @ondururagittandeska2004 Месяц назад +4

    "That Dog has a red color a Rendog"
    "GREATINGS CYBERDOGS AND WELCOME TO THE INTERNETPUPS...

  • @Dazvp
    @Dazvp Месяц назад +6

    "you were supposed to be the hero, brian!" "Hero brian.. ? I like the sound of that."

  • @ondururagittandeska2004
    @ondururagittandeska2004 Месяц назад +3

    4:44 The Joel that is obsessed with Etho

  • @Qoride
    @Qoride Месяц назад +5

    "Hey check out these porkchops I got from the ice biome up north."
    "So what, you got some sort of bacon canadian?"

  • @NotAFossil
    @NotAFossil Месяц назад +4

    "This army is so strong, we'd need some kind of phoenix, and see, we're gonna be lightly weathered if this doesn't work"

  • @taxevasiondino
    @taxevasiondino Месяц назад +15

    It is 1:31 AM currently. Staying up for a Phoenix sc upload was completely worth it.

  • @whale_xd518
    @whale_xd518 Месяц назад +5

    Steve: You can see how many chickens I have
    Garrett: what are you? Some kind of poultry man?
    Portal: portal noises
    ABSOLUTE CINEMA

  • @grim2667
    @grim2667 Месяц назад +26

    2:15 "Looks like we'd need some ExplodingTNT"

  • @SalamiDog
    @SalamiDog Месяц назад +10

    Joel having the etho shirt is perfect

  • @Queue3612
    @Queue3612 Месяц назад +1

    2:27 with the way the redstone wraps around the pillar, its always looked in my mind as the redstone is below the lever

  • @AuraPhoenix1500
    @AuraPhoenix1500 Месяц назад +3

    "My first few nights here were pretty rough, not gonna lie. I had to live in a cave. Here, I even recorded some of my time there."
    "So what, you made a bunch of Caveman Films?"
    *portal noises*

  • @sr.nutella9121
    @sr.nutella9121 Месяц назад +4

    Garrett: "Well, we've got a lot of diamonds from that mining trip. What can they be used for?"
    Steve: "Well, they're the best material you can find around here to make swords, tools, and even armor"
    Garrett: "What about other utilities? Let's say... some way of transportation?"
    Steve: "No, that would be dumb. Minecarts can only be made out of iron. There isn't such a thing as... 'The Diamond Minecart'"
    _-Portal noises start playing_
    ABSOLUTE PEAK cinema

  • @meeb_consumer
    @meeb_consumer Месяц назад +3

    "We're not winning this fight..."
    "Of course we aren't! Without help, this is a failboat!"
    *failboat comes through portal*

  • @gabefurstenrecht3492
    @gabefurstenrecht3492 Месяц назад +11

    3:46
    “Yes you are, you’re the moron they built to make me an idiot “
    -Glad0s

    • @SzásaTabasov
      @SzásaTabasov Месяц назад +4

      “HOW ABOUT NOW? NOW WHO’S THE MORON?”

  • @sadistic_cat2191
    @sadistic_cat2191 Месяц назад +69

    We need to rise up! Almost like a peenix...
    (Enter Phoenixsc)

  • @latenitewaffles7926
    @latenitewaffles7926 Месяц назад +10

    "My cat Cleo was turned undead!"
    "What is this, some sort of Zombie Cleo?"

  • @The_Trident_Master
    @The_Trident_Master Месяц назад +76

    4:48 I GOT INTO A PHOENIX VIDEO! FINALLY!

  • @Jon-r4p
    @Jon-r4p Месяц назад +1

    "So far I've found 18 cans" what are you, some kind of can man? portal wooshes umm actually ...
    (CINEMA)

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 Месяц назад +34

    I’ve never been so invested in a meme format so quickly before, i’m 110% here for this one 😭😂

  • @jakifyingthelawsofphysics282
    @jakifyingthelawsofphysics282 Месяц назад +5

    i tried one for lizzie but this is the best i got:
    “You’re old, but your shadow looks cool”
    “yeah its liker some sort of elder shadow lady”

  • @nobodycares4756
    @nobodycares4756 Месяц назад +29

    What a way to start the morning

  • @prdus
    @prdus Месяц назад +2

    "Wow, this wheat field is beautifully built!"
    "It appears to be made of Grain."

  • @vex679
    @vex679 Месяц назад +47

    THE BLADE

  • @blueytg6026
    @blueytg6026 Месяц назад +1

    Steve: "I've been alone in this mine for years I'm practically a hermit, crafting is the only thing I'm good at"
    *Portal opens to the Hermitcraft server and credits roll*

  • @beaniebro8368
    @beaniebro8368 Месяц назад +13

    0:50 boooooo.... i want a cool in-game cosmetic without needing to basically buy the game again

  • @ondururagittandeska2004
    @ondururagittandeska2004 Месяц назад +2

    "Whoa thats one Big Bee"
    *BigB comes through the portal*

  • @theobviousphat9043
    @theobviousphat9043 Месяц назад +11

    Seriously though, it’s a shame that Techno isn’t here to see the creation of the Minecraft Movie, I bet he would’ve loved it.

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Месяц назад

      He would’ve absolutely laughed seeing everything happening. Maybe he can see it from above. 🥰

  • @Jon-r4p
    @Jon-r4p Месяц назад +1

    Steve! use the command block to clear the skies. nah, I'm just gonna letter rain (pigstep starts playing)

  • @Ranboo-The-Beloved
    @Ranboo-The-Beloved Месяц назад +3

    Steve: Garrett where are you?
    Garrett: in a small forest
    Steve: so your in the little woods?
    *Martyn InTheLittleWoods appears*

  • @Qoride
    @Qoride Месяц назад +2

    "We're starving and we ran out of food!"
    "Don't worry, these bushes have fruit berries."

  • @meafbug
    @meafbug Месяц назад +52

    i waterlogged my stairs plushie , someone help me

    • @bebecles
      @bebecles Месяц назад +3

      Get another

    • @MrMayhem010
      @MrMayhem010 Месяц назад +12

      Just use your water bucket plush to remove the water

    • @sewerside01142
      @sewerside01142 Месяц назад +5

      I peelogged my pants

    • @superNova5837
      @superNova5837 Месяц назад +1

      You need a sponge block

    • @BoosterSeat23
      @BoosterSeat23 Месяц назад

      if you dont have any of the above you're gonna need to break it and place it back

  • @PreppyPigFR
    @PreppyPigFR Месяц назад +8

    5:42 why does she look like that 😭

  • @snuuygaming38274
    @snuuygaming38274 Месяц назад +31

    5:18 I'm beginning to feel like a Craft God, Craft God
    (Continue in replies)

  • @theskrunklycalico
    @theskrunklycalico Месяц назад +2

    "That's a pretty pearlescent moon up there."

  • @Nowheres_Channel
    @Nowheres_Channel Месяц назад +37

    "I'm cornered by this monster, oh no!!"
    "H-hi... Mr. Beast... Please don't"-
    "What did you just say"
    WHO LET THIS DUDE ON SET?? GET HIM OUT-

  • @Dasligma69
    @Dasligma69 Месяц назад +2

    "All we've got is a dream"
    "There's still missing people, george not found yet as well"
    "Oh a bad boy, hello"
    "Sup, nap felt good?"
    "Damn, Tee. The ems are for trading with the villagers"
    "Woah a Phoenix, is she going somewhere?"
    "Heres a mug, swamp is over there. Get me some muddy water"
    "Look captain, sparkles are flying everywhere"
    "Looks like for my potion I need an ant, venom as well"
    "Look, these clothes you can fit them, see?"

  • @T_ufy
    @T_ufy Месяц назад +3

    3:42 most unexpected portal jumpscare i have ever witnessed

  • @mtn_linda364
    @mtn_linda364 Месяц назад +2

    Garrett: What are those?
    Steve: Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs
    Garrett: Dang, that's a long name

  • @jorishenger1240
    @jorishenger1240 Месяц назад +3

    5:00 "where is this headed" a bit to the left

  • @directo0265
    @directo0265 Месяц назад +1

    5:39 the last post was the best one, actually made me laugh

  • @leadingbookkeeper74
    @leadingbookkeeper74 Месяц назад +3

    garret: do you have a slab of tnt
    steve: its called an
    ethoslab enters

  • @finnodile360
    @finnodile360 Месяц назад +2

    The unspeakable one sent me back about 5 years

  • @ratqt.
    @ratqt. Месяц назад +3

    3:57 one is the old water bottle texture (pre 1.14), the other is the new one (1.14+)