@@samholdsworth420 And it doesn't help that Samsung literally takes a working concept, throws it out and implements a million times worse alternative. The only OEM skins I struggle with using constantly is Samsung's hot mess called OneUI.
1:22 I'm pretty sure that's only the keyboard in landscape. It looks normal in portrait mode. And it looks normal even in landscape in the newest update.
8:55 for those of y'all who don't know,"yeh kya?" Means "what's this?" In English. Btw it was a very popular Indian youtuber techno gamerz. Btw love your videos qzeq 😂
Great that i subscribed. I just played 1 hour of Chernobyl Liquidators simulator and completed it all and i found this video really quick instaed of scrolling and refreshing the page.
I believe the guys who play these are some boomers who can't see the difference of a real and knock-off game. There are plenty of horror stories how some 60+ years old person bricked their phone or PC with malware because they just wanted to try a silly game. And their kids or grandkids try to see if the phone or PC can be saved.
bro think he steve jobs 💀
Lol
he does indeed
Love from your blue-yellow neighbours
yeah bill gates too💀
lol
I got mad respect for you investing an actual phone for this. That phone now glows brighter than China's artificial sun.
The tape on the camera had me 💀
Wdym with artificial china sun?
@@torterra1826 the have one
@@theoneandonlyado what the
The phone is around 150 euros in Finland, not much money
"You've got gta 5?" "Nah we've got block crime miami vice crime town naxeex ltd 3d for mcpe minecraft pocket edition"
no rope city no download 😤🙌
Agreed
Fr
You know its a good day when qzeq uploads and its a vid about android games and he actually bought a real phone for it
I am glad the mobile apps came back. Also seeing him struggling to use the phone was just as funny as the game itself
Iphones walk you through and hold your hand through every process. Android is quite the opposite lol
@@samholdsworth420 nah iphone users are just braindead
@@samholdsworth420 And it doesn't help that Samsung literally takes a working concept, throws it out and implements a million times worse alternative. The only OEM skins I struggle with using constantly is Samsung's hot mess called OneUI.
@sleepylamb3 I consider security updates actual updates, not UI and similar changes.
@sleepylamb3 market says otherwise with the sixquintillion camera phones running Android with zero support from the OEM.
The fact that these copy and pasted superhero games are still a thing is phenomenal, I cant even remember when I first saw one.
4:42 normal phone of an average 8-year old
I've been tasked to uninstall suspicious-ass apps from my little bro's phone because adware went in because he was downloading random apps.
other than me
Fr. My little cousin's phone also looks like that.
The last game had 5 things at once:
1. Call of Counter
2. Call of Heist
3. Call of Strike
4. Fortnite
5. John Cena
LMAO
Three of the games having call in them💀
2:33 "Jimmy Joe wanna gulag"
It says “give me the phone i’m telling you”
@@NuhJouseff I can't speak arabic. That was what i heard
@@drixel_cz well I do speak Arabic .
Is saying i will lick your balls
"guys... i'm getting ads in arabic now D:"
3:35 they got me dying 💀
9:06
Opa Gangnam Style (the nostalgia)
"I saved your Gazelle. You're welcome!" Bootleg Spiderman: 4:10
Nope Fuck that fuck that
Nope nope nope fuck that fuck that fuck that 😂😂😂
4:08
@@Rare_Gnarls_2025No
Opa Gangnam Style (v2)
8:54 bro got indian ad 💀
4:03 HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED !?!?!
true
masterpiece 🔥🔥
yes 🔥🔥🔥🔥
i agree 🔥🔥🔥🔥
OMG! GAMING CENTER!!
3:27 "daddy's not spiderman"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The last game made me laugh
Its almost like a fever dream
2:42 those wallpapers made the phone break bad
8:56 bruh, that's an Indian youtuber named techno gamerz WTF😂
Lol
3:56 AYO WHAT IS THE GOAT DOING
Yo mama
No, it's Gazelle.
@@Oquarenta XBOX LIVE
@@OquarentaI mom
The fact that bro covered his phone camera 💀
7:40
Insomniac? Sony? RIOT?! did ya say something?
3:12 that ain’t Spider-Man that’s Arachnid-Guy
It's canon guys, we now have spiderman from brazil called Arachnid-guy
that's homem aranha
1:27 As a person that has a Samsung, my brain cells evaporate instantly even thinking how the split keyboard is practical.
Qzeq is like the most underrated creator. I hope he will blow up someday
Seriously. How isn’t this guy on 200k subs yet. He is so funny! Keep up the good work man ❤
nah bro how isn't he at 1mil subs
Your pfp looks like a bots one
@@airiskin9954 Oh yeah lol.
@@nostalgiaguy3902 Not a bot
@@JoopaJoo1 are you sure about that?
9:25 "ihavejsvaiakebrgdjshsdejsimustlookaround"
"whaddid he say?"
0:50 bro got the first Bulgarian language on top 😂☠️🔥
Oh wow it comes preintald with spywere
(btw im balgarn
"Pay 40 euro to see Spider-Man dancing Gangnam Style" - that truly says about society we live in
0:54
my language😂😂
LAIPNI LŪDZAM!!?😂😂😂
4:05 qzeq: **sees crowbar**
Also qzeq: half-life confirmed
yes
9:17 Perfect timing
8:17 bro thinks he is goku💀
As both a hobbyist and professional Unity developer, I apologise for the crappy games people use it to make... we don't claim them 😂
4:26 he didn't say games ☠️☠️☠️
ROFL THE GAME STARTED "PLAYING" BITCOIN ON YOUR PHONE! Hahahaha!
0:27 I also get Arabic TikTok ads on the regular YT app (I do use YT ReVanced though) despite being Belgian...
Dude same
10:00 With Mr Beast!
Dude sacrificed his phone for us💀
*A phone
It's even greater
He bought a new fucking phone for this
We need to give our man some Vodka
this phone describes the literally phones of ipad kids and smol kids with phones
the only thing it's missing is a coat of grease and cola stains
@@qzeq ikr
@@qzeqin the us it's probably Cheetos and shit
Bro was the first person in humanity, answering John Porks call
The legend is BACK!
🗿🚬
HI :)
hey
@@qzeq awesome 😎
You replied me
YES ,WE NEEDED IT .THANK YOU QZEQ ❤
Seriously, how did that 'Spiderman' game have 100M+ downloads?!
You being so clueless with the Android makes it hurt even more 😭. Also it's like normal that the tiktok ad is in arab for some reason
i can't imagine why i'd see arabic ads while playing النحشة Run
Oh yeah, you might want to try itchio apk games next
5:41 i lost it 🤣
My cousin 0.00193971 seconds after he gets internet access:
1:22 I'm pretty sure that's only the keyboard in landscape. It looks normal in portrait mode. And it looks normal even in landscape in the newest update.
8:55 for those of y'all who don't know,"yeh kya?" Means "what's this?" In English. Btw it was a very popular Indian youtuber techno gamerz. Btw love your videos qzeq 😂
Is that noughtpoint4live? 9:38 Went from stealing GTA 5 video ideas to mobile ads.
Yeah but I think his video just got stolen by the developers 💀
What a chad, bro destroys his devices for quality entertainmebt
The first game is what would happen if Jesse went to Oregon in the first season
The fact he could've just used BlueStacks
probably the best channel for laughing and breaking devices #qzeqroadto200k ❤
7:29 succsesfully hacked ur phone
This is gonna be your best yet I can feel it
was it? 🥺👉👈
@@qzeq yes
@@qzeq totally
3:03 MR BEEEEAAAAST
Great that i subscribed. I just played 1 hour of Chernobyl Liquidators simulator and completed it all and i found this video really quick instaed of scrolling and refreshing the page.
Dad: Why is the FBI here? Still confused me.
You know it's a good Day when qzeq publishes
When you said you could count the pixels I about choked on my drink LOL
9:48 *qzeq trying to figure out wth is terrorism*
I love you qzeq, you make me laugh
dem its been a while finnaly the content that deserves my all money 💰
qzeq really tried to sneak john pork into the video and think we wouldn't notice💀💀💀💀💀
finnish penguin explodes
the determination to actually buy a phone to destroy with virus is amazing
Buy a phone for 90$*
@@_amine_private What difference does that make?
No virus
2:49 مرحبا تعليقات
wich traslates to "hi comments"
Ⓗⓐⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ꍌꋪꏂꋬ꓄ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝘢𝘳𝘦 2:48
4:50 - thats literally a screenshot from Stargate Atlantis on the background...
Thanks for making my day better 😊
Never thought I'd see Spider Man doing the gangnam style...
8:43 Godzilla x Kong : The New Empire is looking great guys!
Doristorspiderman💀 **Gangsta dance**
Dad:* buys a expensive cell phone for his son *
The games that the son plays:
I believe the guys who play these are some boomers who can't see the difference of a real and knock-off game. There are plenty of horror stories how some 60+ years old person bricked their phone or PC with malware because they just wanted to try a silly game. And their kids or grandkids try to see if the phone or PC can be saved.
@JustASurvivalcraftWolf i mean the games not the phone
babe wake up qzeq just uploaded a new video
Extremely disappointed that you didn't play Flying Gorilla
These are the type of games that I wouldn't let my kids play with.
as someone who has the same phone, i laughed so hard at how qzeq is trying to figure out the way its working
this was my first time using an android 💀
@@qzeq lol
@@qzeq noob
@@qzeq nooobb
I also have the same phone so your not wrong
3:28 daddy’s not spiderman
Aight bois, time for qzeq to enter my realm
8:20 bro is just like the other fortnite RUclipsrs and tiktokers trying to pronounce kamehameha
3:27 daddy's not spider-man 😂
That made always my mood better😂
"Android Games" The Iphone in the thumbnail
Who dfq do you think I am. Bill gates 😅
Qzeq you are genuinely one of the RUclipsrs that make me laugh out loud
9:54 the person in taxi was literally tanya from mortal kombat
Who in 2023 doesn't have a usb c cable. Its the new standard for everything
3:29 daddy is not spiderman💯
8:01
(No) BALDI LOOKING (no)
bro realy is buying a phone to put viruses in it lmao
i would never download this shit on my personal phone 💀
@@qzeq too bad i already do :)))
@@qzeq just use a vm 💀
@@andrewhomies3426 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro used my exact phone type to install viruses 😂
5:11 classic american spiderman
Breaking Bad ❌ breaking phone✅
4:58 the atlantis on background
Spider pubg man 😂😂😂 broo 5:25
3:34, 5:44 and 9:09 are the ones that made me genuinely laugh lmao
3:29 daddy is not spider man daddy is not spider man 💀☠️
5:12 i think spiderman collabed with free fire 😱😱
2:41
Arabic ✖️
Arapik✔️ LOL
Fr💀