Honestly, if in the middle of the night some random voice in my head nagged me to come with it, and it turned out that I have to walk through some dark, cold and humid woods filled with bugs and wild animals, I would say the same.
"AT LAST, AFTER A HUNDRED YEARS, A FREE BLOWJOB!" Holy shit, your poops just keep getting better and better. This is amazing. I was laughing so much from beginning to end.
This is one of my favorite YTPs ever, every time I see the original episode Noisepuppet used for this I immediately think of this ytp. Also I’m surprised nobody’s done a ytp of the 1994 cartoon, I mean cmon season 1 could be ytp material. I’m also surprised to see no Toot joke in here.
Shasta McNasty was a one season sitcom on UPN circa 1999 starring Gary Buseys son(?) about a...fictional band or something. The name was the funniest part of the show.
Thanks to your videos constantly reminding me, I am returning to growing/smoking pot again. And fucking trees again. And using butt plugs again. Seriously though, this is one of your top 10 funniest poops, may you be blessed for what you do sir
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"blow me"
"blow you, sir"
gripping dialogue
"But who will you blow?" "If you would care to spend the night at my estate, I will blow you." LOL xD
But who will you blow?
You go fuck yourselves
@@thomasbaron5367 i thank you baron. we ecksept.
*YOU ARE WELCOME*
This is already better than any of the live action Fantastic Four movies
They’re finally going to be coming to the MCU soon so there’s hope for them now
I agree!!!! 🤘
Even the Roger Corman version?
Nah the og live action FF movies were good, come at me bro
"This voice is leading me through the fucking forest."
Gee, I honestly couldn't tell.
Honestly, if in the middle of the night some random voice in my head nagged me to come with it, and it turned out that I have to walk through some dark, cold and humid woods filled with bugs and wild animals, I would say the same.
Boy, this is some joint.
Those2menoverthere . But The Thing's already stoned...
+Runemaster hahahaha
@@Fraterribilis that's his skin, super compress to the point of max density by cosmic rays.
"As a reward for his seed, I have made him my sister."
*system
BikerBoyNJ no, *sister.
What do you mean?!
@@Karmy. My AIDS.
Wat
"Ben! Fuck off!"
"Torch! Speps!"
"Yeah, I know."
Well, lol sus
YaaY
3:25 "He's a Mormon! He's clouded your reason, Ben!"
Your videos are some of the finest sentence mixing I've ever seen
"AT LAST, AFTER A HUNDRED YEARS, A FREE BLOWJOB!"
Holy shit, your poops just keep getting better and better. This is amazing. I was laughing so much from beginning to end.
"Blow me!"
"Blow you, sir!"
Sounds like he's been saving up Frequent Fucker Miles, or something LOL
"What's everybody *faukin'* me for?"
I'm not gonna sell sex for free!
@@anno0001 That is most reassuring
Not gonna sell sec-ks for free!
"that's because you blow" so juvenile but classic chuckles for classic deliveries lol
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD MY DONG
YOU ARE WELCOME
The Thing: Ex-Dendrophiliac
This one is so goddam good.
soos!
5 years later and i still come back to this video almost daily
10 seconds in and this is absolute gold. Thank you so much for existing noisepuppet!
"Let's face it. He's a Jew."
"He's a Mormon! He's clouded your reasoning, Ben"
Cullen Mayes *chode
No truer words were ever sentence mixed regarding all organized religions.
he said "he's a joke" but jew is funnier since ben is jewish
@@SmashLiXs It's "He's a chode"
"Look over there! A giant butt-plug!"
"I like this!"
This is fantastic. xD
The Fantastic Tastic
Retree Tort with his po- po- power to strts.
The Thing with his thing.
Joj sos.
And Sue the ogre girl!
What a lineup. Looking forward to the remake!
Isnt that "Sue - the Vulgar Girl"?
I thought it said vulgar girl not ogre girl
I’m not sure if it’s vulgar or ogre, but I’m pretty sure the beginning is “Fantastic Testicles”
@@erinbrown3744
Definitely “fantastic testicles”
Or “tasticles”, whichever.
When that old dude said ”Let’s get some incest,” it should have shown Sue and Johnny looking shocked.
Alternatively, looking excited.
😂
The Thing with his Thing. I'm dying.
Three years later and my favorite line is still "Why's everybody fawkin' me for?? I'm not gonna sell sex 4 free >:/"
That is most reassuring.
"You look..... Great! .... HAAH."
Sue, I think your husband might need a new suit. 😅
You look...
great.
*h a h*
The first time I heard "the fantastic testicles" I knew this was about to be a treat
Why would anyone want to pay to see the new movie when they could just tear up my thing and watch this?
RIP MF DOOM, you would have loved this
Ben. He's a Mormon, he's clouded your judgement!
I couldnt stop laughing. Greatest YTP ever!
"You look...great. HAH!" Fantastic job! :)
This is one of my favorite YTPs ever, every time I see the original episode Noisepuppet used for this I immediately think of this ytp.
Also I’m surprised nobody’s done a ytp of the 1994 cartoon, I mean cmon season 1 could be ytp material.
I’m also surprised to see no Toot joke in here.
You are an absolute God . I'm in stitches !
Noisepuppet, I do believe that joint is the first time I have seen you youtube poop visually. I like it!
Retree Tort - Torch! spAps!
Human Torch - Yeah... I know.
Boy.
That was some Thing.
This has to be my all time favorite YTP
Wow…I’m so excited for this preview for the fantastic four in the MCU. It looks so amazing!
I guess he's been paying for them for 100 years?
So sad.
And we're _still_ lost!
2:36 one of the best sentence mixes in ytp history
Lost it at "What do you see?" "It sucks, it looks like ass!"
"What do you see?"
"It sucks! It looks like ass!"
Coming from the world's smartest man, I'd believe him.
This source is from a UK broadcast because CN is on the top right instead of the bottom right.
Many years later, I finally realised you picked an episode with "Castle" in the title exclusively to make gratuitous ass jokes.
This is some joint!
"I'm not gonna sell sex for free."
This video was more entertaining than Fant4stic.
AT LEAST STUFF HAPPENED!
"Get a load of this load!"
"It's stank!"
"And Sue, the ogre girl!"
**rapid clanging**
"Nasty."
Phoenix Wright vulgar girl*
+Jedibob5 Bulgar girl.
+Dan D or maybe Bulgur, as in Bulgur wheat.
JoJ sucks.
0:38-0:41 Yep, that sum up the Fantastic Four movies.
FLALF FLAMOMALF
The only THING that's would make this THING better is a reference to the "One more thing!" bit from Jackie Chan Adventures.
*YoU **_ArE_** wElCoMe*
but who will you blow?
It's way too easy to make jokes about a character named "the thing."
This is the last relic of the existence of Shasta McNasty
do tell
Shasta McNasty was a one season sitcom on UPN circa 1999 starring Gary Buseys son(?) about a...fictional band or something. The name was the funniest part of the show.
Some joint indeed
get a load of this load!
Diablo, I thought he looked familiar.
Such a great name for YTP, for obvious reasons. Plus, several cast members pronounced it like "Jiahblow."
*The Evil Blow-monkey
5 years and its still some joint
He’s a Mormon! He’s clouded your reason Ben!
At 2:43 it sounds like "Only Ben could've torn off this dingus"
2:51 flalf, flame on elf
He's a Mormon. He's clouded your reason.
"Let's face it…he's a chode."
OH FUCK I'M DYING
"Blow me!
Blow you, Sir!"
You are whelcome
Boy this is some joint
Flalf! Flameomalf!
0:39
He must've seen a Deepercutt poop.
"OVER THERE... A GIANT BUTT-PLUG!"
*"I like this!"*
0:21 chainsaw man 180
This reference is the deep cut of the year
@@noisepuppet You've heard of Chainsaw Man? Noice!
This show's soundtrack just reeks of Mellotron.
I think of this comment every time I watch anything to do with this cartoon now 🤣
let's face it. he's a joke.
he's a Mormon.
Sue, the ogre girl!
Wait is it vulgar? Now I can hear it as "vulgar"
@@tango9601 yep, "vulgar" 😊
Nasty!
Wow Rip Taylor is in a cartoon?
Me to my friend whose boyfriend is trying to get her to become a Mormon:
*He's a Mormon, he's clouded your reason!*
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW GANGBANG
Squuueeee! New Noisepuppet poop! It's literally Christmas in July!
The sexual jokes are probably the funniest shish I've ever reËer heard
this was my favorite show on teletoon retro
I love the stories you tell 😂🤣
This is art
3:06 *SEED!*
All of your poops are great but this one is one of your best.
First MLG reference in a Noisepuppet video. Good on ya!
I'll never not lose it at BOY THIS IS SOME JOINT 8D
I fucking lost it at the "NASTY!!" part, then I continued to lose it throughout the whole video.
....this voice is leading me through the fucking forest...
First time I saw this YTP I thought it was The Powerpuff Girls
I have no words.
"The thing with his thing!" XD
I LIKE THIS.
A wooden gun?
2:25 LMFAO!!!
Thanks to your videos constantly reminding me, I am returning to growing/smoking pot again. And fucking trees again. And using butt plugs again.
Seriously though, this is one of your top 10 funniest poops, may you be blessed for what you do sir
Boy, this is some joint
This voice is leading me to the *fucking* *forest*
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-
The thing, with his thing! JoJ SoƧ
And Sue the ogre girl!
4 people had their thing torn off by this video
Standing ovation.
Who's here after that trailer?
Friend #1: He's a Mormon. He's clouded your reason Ben!
Friend #2: Ben, fck off!
great friends lol
Torch, spaps!
one more thing the thing with his thing opens the thing and tears off the thing
Rest In Peace, Caucasian Human Torch. :(
Hectotane Is this about the new actor for the Human Torch who happens to be a black person?
Hiroki Aku Yes.
Hectotane he's not black, he's burned
MrThisucks Perhaps you didn't see the recent trailer. :P
Well, so what? It's just a movie.
You're not a racist or anything like that, are you? What does it matter to you? Faithfulness to the source material?