[YTP] The 70s lay siege to your privates

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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  • @thapoint09
    @thapoint09 9 лет назад +316

    "Me, I use memes."
    "♪ MEEEEEMES ♪"

    • @gzeusone6532
      @gzeusone6532 9 лет назад +43

      +thapoint09 You want more memes? Fuck yourself.

    • @daviddyer3543
      @daviddyer3543 4 года назад +5

      Are you using MEMES today?

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 5 лет назад +348

    “It has less calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.” 😂👍

    • @robothunter1035
      @robothunter1035 2 года назад +9

      It's fresh as fuck too! 😃

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 года назад +1

      @@robothunter1035 But you're forgetting something: "Haruki Fujimoto is a sucky dancer, and he totally eats it, big time. Doctors, (those rich fuckers, rar raar, at least those ones in the Western World), think HIS dancing is way better than yours".

    • @robothunter1035
      @robothunter1035 2 года назад +2

      @@shawnfields2369 Soss.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 года назад +3

      @@robothunter1035 Sausages.

    • @poly_g6068
      @poly_g6068 2 года назад +9

      because your diet SHOULD be people!

  • @ad9red
    @ad9red 6 лет назад +177

    Freddy’s bride: Teet.
    Freddy: I am?
    Announcer: TEET. Lel.

    • @deweywsu
      @deweywsu 2 года назад +2

      This is absolutely amazing editing, imho.

  • @Hogstuff
    @Hogstuff 7 лет назад +432

    "Doctors in the western world think his dancing is better than yours"
    Well, you're not wrong

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +30

      You know, I can probably dance as well as Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly... but I'd need a miracle to equal or surpass Haruki Fujimoto.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 7 лет назад +27

      Alan Palgut
      What you need is clearly bread that has fewer calories than white people, yet tastes like japanese dancers.

    • @netako
      @netako 7 лет назад +48

      "Doctors are rich fuckers. RooR, RooR... Rough."

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +20

      @@netako "This is Fresh-As-Fuck"

    • @maxmichaelhatling
      @maxmichaelhatling 4 года назад +8

      Yer comment made me sit the bong down
      Thought I was just too high

  • @FlameAdder
    @FlameAdder 8 лет назад +321

    Back when they'd do dumb shit like jump out of a plane to prove that a drill was cordless

    • @jamesfrancese6091
      @jamesfrancese6091 4 года назад +64

      I love how that’s not even part of the poop itself lol

    • @abelq8008
      @abelq8008 3 года назад +37

      I don't believe it, there must be a generator hidden behind the skydiver.

    • @SwagAddict88
      @SwagAddict88 2 года назад +2

      makes me wonder if they did it to dispute rumors of the drill being secretly wired

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 2 года назад +4

      I guess that's more exciting than driving out into the desert.

    • @dodecahedron1
      @dodecahedron1 Год назад +8

      @@Skank_and_Gutterboy also proves the point better, you can't hide a cord in mid-air but you can have a hidden cord running to a off-screen generator in the desert

  • @paperking_real
    @paperking_real 9 лет назад +230

    He's miles from the nearest McDonald's.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +17

      You can still use the Black & Decker cordless power drill rill

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 7 лет назад +7

      Then you’re in Arizona.

    • @ripememedailyytp642
      @ripememedailyytp642 6 лет назад +6

      Paperking99
      He’s dead

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 6 лет назад +12

      @@AlanPalgut When it's so cold you've frozen solid, that's sexy.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 6 лет назад +8

      When it's so hot you're blowing pots that's the mark of cool

  • @duckfilms3662
    @duckfilms3662 2 года назад +46

    0:21 Probably my fave ytp bit.

  • @ThePhoenixPaladin
    @ThePhoenixPaladin 9 лет назад +250

    THAT'S a marmot.
    How does noisepuppet not have more views? This is consistently the best ytp since cs188 imo

  • @Mrevits78
    @Mrevits78 9 лет назад +251

    "The NY Museum of Your Mom."

  • @rassa9dos
    @rassa9dos 5 лет назад +33

    "Doctors are rich fuckers. Rah Rah"

  • @DOG66619
    @DOG66619 9 лет назад +169

    U already had me at the distorted intro with the wedding music 😆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 4 года назад +9

      I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @Insanity_Potato
    @Insanity_Potato 9 лет назад +113

    "Because your diet should be people." Spoken like a true prophet.

  • @Oecobius33
    @Oecobius33 3 года назад +73

    I love how you have all this fun sentence-mixing, then you just have a logo silently wiggling around at 3:03. It's such a non-joke that it cracked me up

    • @JB52520
      @JB52520 Год назад +11

      Notice that it says "ƆOC".
      ...I don't dare say more.

  • @jamesondoane32
    @jamesondoane32 7 лет назад +92

    "New York Life:
    'Teet. Lel.' "

    • @deweywsu
      @deweywsu 4 года назад +5

      This has to be one of the most brilliant ytp nuggets ever to me. This kind of thing separates Noisepuppet in my mind from all the others. His ytps aren't just random clips of crap mashed together. Every single edit has purposeful comedy built in.

  • @DatFMEntertainment
    @DatFMEntertainment 3 месяца назад +7

    Not too long ago, I was at a gas station somewhere between Farmington NM and Albuquerque struggling to stay awake. I saw that brand of antifreeze on the shelf and my mind was still functional enough to recall the marmot.

  • @Attmay
    @Attmay 4 года назад +54

    John Houseman saying “your mom”: priceless.

  • @o.bechtel7474
    @o.bechtel7474 6 лет назад +137

    When it's so cold you're frozen solid.
    *wsh wsh wsh*
    That's sexy.

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +11

      @@HouseOfFunQM *wsh wsh wsh*
      That's the mark of cool!

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 5 лет назад +13

      When you're eating ass holes and you're still going strong

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +16

      @@jeffcarroll1990shock *wsh wsh wsh* That's your erection

    • @HoustonMediaHD
      @HoustonMediaHD 5 лет назад +8

      That's the marmots.

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 5 лет назад +1

      I thought he say thats sexist

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting Год назад +15

    The one fresh horizons commercial was so ahead of its time, especially with the shots featuring Haruki Fujimoto.

  • @jqueue3id
    @jqueue3id 2 года назад +13

    “Your chish? Around your spips?”

  • @jonnysimeon9193
    @jonnysimeon9193 4 года назад +54

    I was taking a sip of water right when it started and I literally spat it everywhere when I heard him say sausages 😂😂😂

    • @Snoozl
      @Snoozl 3 месяца назад +1

      I don’t feel like people who use emojis should watch ytp. It’s like two cartoons doing a crossover but their styles clash way too much

  • @SangheiliSpecOp
    @SangheiliSpecOp 9 лет назад +93

    This is fresh as fuck.
    And it didn't look like fucking Mexico

    • @OddRobb
      @OddRobb 9 лет назад +14

      +Michelangelo Hamato Let's f*ck it.

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 9 лет назад +7

      +OddRobb I could die from diarrhea.

    • @EngieYTP
      @EngieYTP 9 лет назад +8

      +Chica the Chicken Okay.

  • @jimjolley
    @jimjolley 4 года назад +25

    That Goodyear synth riff at 3:07 is a banger

  • @ridgepatterson7692
    @ridgepatterson7692 9 лет назад +85

    What a coincidence! I have a hard time shaving my spips too!

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +12

      For me it's really tough under my nose... on my chisht... and especially my dick and around my asshole

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 5 лет назад +2

      @@AlanPalgut ways he says asshole cracks me up

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 24 дня назад

      ​@@Big_Chungus935 "'Round your ehhshole"

  • @hooblefloob
    @hooblefloob 9 лет назад +53

    Man, this one was absolutely fantastic.

  • @halfmanhalfmetal
    @halfmanhalfmetal 9 лет назад +24

    That Continental Mark V is pretty sweet. And these poops are getting eerily seamless.

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 9 лет назад +29

    Good to see "Toot" still hasn't gone out of style!

  • @nicklespale22
    @nicklespale22 4 года назад +17

    "Freddy..."
    "Huh?"
    "Teet."
    "I am...??" 😓

  • @NoReplyAsset
    @NoReplyAsset 3 года назад +8

    idk why I'm recommended 5 years later but I love it

  • @kevblucole
    @kevblucole 5 лет назад +19

    3:13 Red Foreman’s favorite tire company

  • @deweywsu
    @deweywsu 2 года назад +14

    Such classic, brilliant noisepuppet work.

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 9 лет назад +167

    poop some 90's commercials in an attempt to make some of us feel old

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  9 лет назад +22

      +SmashLiXs I can do more but in the meantime there's this
      ruclips.net/video/I_o0BLde7cc/видео.html

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 9 лет назад +7

      noisepuppet that convinced me that you should do early 00's too

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 9 лет назад +7

      +noisepuppet I'd love to see some Nickelodeon shit. Cartoon Network didn't have exactly hammy commercials.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 9 лет назад +5

      Chica the Chicken they had people dress up as cartoon characters though

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 4 года назад +2

      He did it!

  • @heatthenovakid2824
    @heatthenovakid2824 3 года назад +14

    The shavin' one gets me every time! Gotta be the way feller says "asshole".

  • @vampylass3848
    @vampylass3848 4 года назад +13

    0:47 One of the funniest commercials ever done by the beloved noise puppet. ❤️

  • @9thDallasMowerExpo
    @9thDallasMowerExpo 9 лет назад +34

    02.40 Oh my god, I loved the Ideal NFL Team reference. I was actually watching that again earlier today! High five, man.

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 6 лет назад +5

      9thDallasMowerExpo Beautiful parrot. “S i t t h e r e t h e w h o l e g a m e”

  • @punchline43
    @punchline43 9 лет назад +22

    "When you're eating assholes and still going strong, that's your erection" - I'm dead xD!

  • @plasticweapon
    @plasticweapon 9 лет назад +14

    1:54-2:24 you sentence mixed john houseman. my life is complete.

  • @iloveRUSSIAAA
    @iloveRUSSIAAA 8 лет назад +63

    "Me? I use memes. Meeeeeeemes!"

    • @robcas123
      @robcas123 7 лет назад +4

      want more memes? chock yourself.

    • @cybercoltz9054
      @cybercoltz9054 5 лет назад

      Memes. The DNA of the soul.

    • @taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14
      @taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14 4 года назад +1

      2:32

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад

      you pour dirty oil into your ass, that’s what happens when your ass gets dirty, it starts to die

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 5 лет назад +15

    3:03 LOL the ABC Logo

  • @gzeusone6532
    @gzeusone6532 9 лет назад +34

    Teat. Lal.

  • @NotOrdinaryInGames
    @NotOrdinaryInGames 9 лет назад +33

    That was an X-parrot.

  • @kwd_kenny
    @kwd_kenny 4 года назад +9

    1:41 "HOHO WOOW- Look at this evil, motherf**ker!"

  • @DudeWithThePoop
    @DudeWithThePoop 9 лет назад +34

    I never knew Evel Kneivel was the Devil. Anyhoo, that NASCAAC race is one I look forward to every year, and this time it's on a special TUUT! I've also been thinking about buying the Ford Continental Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V

  • @vivianviolet
    @vivianviolet 8 лет назад +51

    uncle noisepuppet what were the 70s like?

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +12

      They were a lot better than now because there was no Twilight no golden raspberry Awards nothing like that

  • @Just-Plain-Potential
    @Just-Plain-Potential 16 дней назад +2

    This video absolutely broke CS188's try not to laugh streak back in 2017. That stream is legendary and it is mostly in part to Noisepuppets videos from around that time.

  • @TonyBMan
    @TonyBMan 2 года назад +5

    The warped music and SFX always gets me.

  • @preschoolguy2010
    @preschoolguy2010 8 лет назад +71

    why can't real commercials be this fummy?

  • @weirdosheep619
    @weirdosheep619 5 лет назад +16

    0:10 is one of the most disturbing visuals I've seen in a YTP.

  • @tonyl6761
    @tonyl6761 8 лет назад +30

    we use that zerex coolant in our shop lol! it's a valvoline branded antifreeze

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 8 лет назад +23

      Is it as sexy as the ad would lead one to believe?

    • @tonyl6761
      @tonyl6761 8 лет назад +15

      Appleboy78165 it is!

    • @HoustonMediaHD
      @HoustonMediaHD 5 лет назад +8

      And that's my marmots!

  • @Big_Chungus935
    @Big_Chungus935 2 года назад +4

    once again youtube gods recommends this video to me for a reason.

  • @MrAluminum
    @MrAluminum 9 лет назад +9

    I always love your ytps. The only quality ytp'er I know of who is still releasing content. keep up the good work.

  • @cbdawg
    @cbdawg 8 лет назад +12

    My favorite YTP has to be this one.

  • @Legojake94
    @Legojake94 9 лет назад +46

    toot!

  • @VectorOmega
    @VectorOmega 9 лет назад +12

    "You're watching COC!"

  • @1marcelfilms
    @1marcelfilms 6 лет назад +21

    BEAUTIFUL PARROT

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 6 лет назад +22

      _He'Ll JuSt SiT tHeRe ThE wHoLe GaMe_

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 4 года назад +1

      @@AlanPalgut LoL

  • @magnified111
    @magnified111 9 лет назад +6

    Dammit NP, once again your uploading right when I'm going to bed. This is the holy of holiest. Nothing in this world makes me laugh so hard as your poops. I may just have to comment again tomorrow, when I can type from an actual keyboard rather than on my phone

  • @thatgeminiankid
    @thatgeminiankid 2 года назад +8

    These videos, when made so beautifully like here, just make my evenings so damn eventful, specially after work & whilst lying down before going to sleep 😂 .. #godblessyou ❤️

  • @brandonthemainstreetelectr1204
    @brandonthemainstreetelectr1204 4 года назад +6

    0:00 distorted wedding music

  • @alloutofdonuts3998
    @alloutofdonuts3998 5 лет назад +3

    This is probably the most terrifying YTP I’ve ever encountered in the wilds of Yuuftaaaht.

  • @Harbinger28567
    @Harbinger28567 5 лет назад +6

    I'd hate to say it, but you are giving CS188 a run for his money. This is some pretty funny shit!

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 Год назад +3

    John House Mouse does the voiceover on that Mach 5 Mach 5 Mach 5 commercial at 1:53. Yee.

  • @NuStrategies
    @NuStrategies 9 лет назад +8

    Freddie sure loves those sausages..and I mean he really LOVES them. Teet!

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings 4 года назад +4

    DOCTORS THINK HIS DANCING'S BETTER THAN YOURS

  • @SouthwesternEagle
    @SouthwesternEagle 7 лет назад +4

    Ok, this might be the most hilarious commercial YTP ever! XD

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 4 года назад +7

    I want to open a Japanese restaurant and call it Fresh as Fuck

  • @lJohnTheDreamerl
    @lJohnTheDreamerl 9 лет назад +5

    Yet another perfect YTP from the frerf snans.

  • @dragonheadthing
    @dragonheadthing 9 лет назад +11

    Lovely sentence mixing!

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 3 года назад +2

    Looking at that Continental makes me wonder how we ever drove and parked these long ass cars, but we did.

  • @kurisutaruyuki1622
    @kurisutaruyuki1622 5 лет назад +4

    "Your MooM! HeeH! He's uu s'eH! He's *dead* ."

  • @AlecRozsa
    @AlecRozsa 8 лет назад +15

    2:47 sus....sum of the muminimus

  • @bigthink954
    @bigthink954 4 года назад +10

    1:22 This YTP in a nutshell

  • @ManF3
    @ManF3 7 месяцев назад +2

    1:22 fresh indeed

  • @DaltonSligh
    @DaltonSligh 4 года назад +3

    Beautiful parrot.....hE’LL jUs siT tHeRe tHA whOLe gAme

  • @chesusjrist9733
    @chesusjrist9733 6 лет назад +3

    You know its gunna be a good one when you laugh 20 seconds in.

  • @Irixion
    @Irixion 9 лет назад +4

    You really stepped it up. Gold I say. GOLD!

  • @migueltapia1369
    @migueltapia1369 4 года назад +5

    2:50 that's my favorite part

  • @nxthingbutv0id958
    @nxthingbutv0id958 2 года назад +5

    0:22 killed me

  • @HoustonMediaHD
    @HoustonMediaHD 5 лет назад +2

    Yes. Goodyear puts it's foot down on prices! Right now!
    Your videos are better than my attempt.

  • @randallpetroelje3913
    @randallpetroelje3913 5 лет назад +4

    Thanks again. That’s definitely 1970’s. I remember some of those things ( unfortunately 🤣😂👍). Love it

  • @ohhgeez865
    @ohhgeez865 4 года назад +3

    that fresh horizons bread had wood pulp in it

  • @dogg0nit32
    @dogg0nit32 9 лет назад +3

    This was the best one in a long time! :D

  • @samanthaann6280
    @samanthaann6280 2 года назад +8

    This is fresh as fuck

  • @johnringoo756
    @johnringoo756 9 лет назад +4

    I love it !more of the older stuff ,please!!

  • @paulginaven1153
    @paulginaven1153 9 лет назад +20

    Fresh as fuck

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 8 лет назад +4

      Fewer calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 8 лет назад +3

      Let's fuck it!

  • @joj4096
    @joj4096 4 года назад +7

    2:53 love when he said dick it just sounds seamless

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 9 лет назад +16

    MEEMs

  • @inolak93
    @inolak93 5 лет назад +2

    omg... i hope you do 90s and early 00's commercials next lmaoo

  • @bbaovanc
    @bbaovanc 5 лет назад +3

    My dad was watching the original unedited video of this just by random chance yesterday.

    • @noahsaocmsandtvshws9340
      @noahsaocmsandtvshws9340 2 года назад

      Where is the source of the unedited original video?

    • @abstractgrant
      @abstractgrant 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@noahsaocmsandtvshws9340 I just found it! ruclips.net/video/WheXdCJefy0/видео.htmlsi=bTVPssB2_fr3WHnu

  • @ColinSirColin14
    @ColinSirColin14 9 лет назад +4

    The opening was hilarious

  • @DavidB-rx3km
    @DavidB-rx3km 5 лет назад +3

    I will never tire of hearing people having their sentences jumbled up so it sounds like they are saying 'hard cocks'. :D

  • @robertprentsen2644
    @robertprentsen2644 2 года назад +2

    2:56 thats a mad blunt edit right there 💀💀

  • @homebody0089
    @homebody0089 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for the morning laughs😄✌

  • @derrickfoltz8555
    @derrickfoltz8555 3 года назад +2

    0:39 He’s miles from the nearest McDonald’s 😂

  • @jrc99us
    @jrc99us 5 лет назад +5

    "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, TOOT!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MunroPage
    @MunroPage 9 лет назад +1

    Well this is going in my Best YTPs playlist.

  • @keyboard_toucher
    @keyboard_toucher 4 года назад +3

    Sausages. YOI!

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 8 месяцев назад +1

    TeeT...LeL

  • @ghostex7304
    @ghostex7304 8 лет назад +8

    Freddy, "teet" 😂😂

  • @jellyranger1706
    @jellyranger1706 5 лет назад +4

    Nice marmot.

  • @Justinbill8205
    @Justinbill8205 2 года назад +3

    Dead parrot 🦜 😂

  • @Galfrid
    @Galfrid 11 месяцев назад +1

    Beautiful parrot....