[YTP] The 70s lay siege to your privates

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
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  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 4 года назад +327

    “It has less calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.” 😂👍

    • @robothunter1035
      @robothunter1035 2 года назад +4

      It's fresh as fuck too! 😃

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Год назад

      @@robothunter1035 But you're forgetting something: "Haruki Fujimoto is a sucky dancer, and he totally eats it, big time. Doctors, (those rich fuckers, rar raar, at least those ones in the Western World), think HIS dancing is way better than yours".

    • @robothunter1035
      @robothunter1035 Год назад +2

      @@shawnfields2369 Soss.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Год назад +2

      @@robothunter1035 Sausages.

    • @poly_g6068
      @poly_g6068 Год назад +7

      because your diet SHOULD be people!

  • @FlameAdder
    @FlameAdder 7 лет назад +297

    Back when they'd do dumb shit like jump out of a plane to prove that a drill was cordless

    • @jamesfrancese6091
      @jamesfrancese6091 4 года назад +60

      I love how that’s not even part of the poop itself lol

    • @abelq8008
      @abelq8008 2 года назад +33

      I don't believe it, there must be a generator hidden behind the skydiver.

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 Год назад

      makes me wonder if they did it to dispute rumors of the drill being secretly wired

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy Год назад +1

      I guess that's more exciting than driving out into the desert.

    • @dodecahedron1
      @dodecahedron1 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Skank_and_Gutterboy also proves the point better, you can't hide a cord in mid-air but you can have a hidden cord running to a off-screen generator in the desert

  • @thapoint09
    @thapoint09 8 лет назад +309

    "Me, I use memes."
    "♪ MEEEEEMES ♪"

    • @gzeusone6532
      @gzeusone6532 8 лет назад +43

      +thapoint09 You want more memes? Fuck yourself.

    • @daviddyer3543
      @daviddyer3543 4 года назад +5

      Are you using MEMES today?

  • @Hogstuff
    @Hogstuff 7 лет назад +421

    "Doctors in the western world think his dancing is better than yours"
    Well, you're not wrong

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +30

      You know, I can probably dance as well as Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly... but I'd need a miracle to equal or surpass Haruki Fujimoto.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 6 лет назад +27

      Alan Palgut
      What you need is clearly bread that has fewer calories than white people, yet tastes like japanese dancers.

    • @netako
      @netako 6 лет назад +47

      "Doctors are rich fuckers. RooR, RooR... Rough."

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +19

      @@netako "This is Fresh-As-Fuck"

    • @maxmichaelhatling
      @maxmichaelhatling 4 года назад +7

      Yer comment made me sit the bong down
      Thought I was just too high

  • @ad9red
    @ad9red 6 лет назад +169

    Freddy’s bride: Teet.
    Freddy: I am?
    Announcer: TEET. Lel.

    • @deweywsu
      @deweywsu Год назад +2

      This is absolutely amazing editing, imho.

  • @paperking_real
    @paperking_real 8 лет назад +220

    He's miles from the nearest McDonald's.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +17

      You can still use the Black & Decker cordless power drill rill

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 6 лет назад +7

      Then you’re in Arizona.

    • @ripememedailyytp642
      @ripememedailyytp642 6 лет назад +6

      Paperking99
      He’s dead

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 5 лет назад +11

      @@AlanPalgut When it's so cold you've frozen solid, that's sexy.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 5 лет назад +7

      When it's so hot you're blowing pots that's the mark of cool

  • @ThePhoenixPaladin
    @ThePhoenixPaladin 8 лет назад +241

    THAT'S a marmot.
    How does noisepuppet not have more views? This is consistently the best ytp since cs188 imo

  • @duckfilms3662
    @duckfilms3662 2 года назад +40

    0:21 Probably my fave ytp bit.

  • @josem.garibay5478
    @josem.garibay5478 8 лет назад +163

    U already had me at the distorted intro with the wedding music 😆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 3 года назад +7

      I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @Insanity_Potato
    @Insanity_Potato 8 лет назад +107

    "Because your diet should be people." Spoken like a true prophet.

  • @jamesondoane32
    @jamesondoane32 7 лет назад +89

    "New York Life:
    'Teet. Lel.' "

    • @deweywsu
      @deweywsu 4 года назад +4

      This has to be one of the most brilliant ytp nuggets ever to me. This kind of thing separates Noisepuppet in my mind from all the others. His ytps aren't just random clips of crap mashed together. Every single edit has purposeful comedy built in.

  • @astroknott5263
    @astroknott5263 4 года назад +30

    "Doctors are rich fuckers. Rah Rah"

  • @Oecobius33
    @Oecobius33 2 года назад +69

    I love how you have all this fun sentence-mixing, then you just have a logo silently wiggling around at 3:03. It's such a non-joke that it cracked me up

    • @JB52520
      @JB52520 Год назад +7

      Notice that it says "ƆOC".
      ...I don't dare say more.

  • @Mrevits78
    @Mrevits78 8 лет назад +244

    "The NY Museum of Your Mom."

  • @o.bechtel7474
    @o.bechtel7474 6 лет назад +133

    When it's so cold you're frozen solid.
    *wsh wsh wsh*
    That's sexy.

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +9

      @@HouseOfFunQM *wsh wsh wsh*
      That's the mark of cool!

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 5 лет назад +13

      When you're eating ass holes and you're still going strong

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +16

      @@jeffcarroll1990shock *wsh wsh wsh* That's your erection

    • @HoustonMediaHD
      @HoustonMediaHD 4 года назад +6

      That's the marmots.

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 4 года назад +1

      I thought he say thats sexist

  • @jonnysimeon9193
    @jonnysimeon9193 4 года назад +51

    I was taking a sip of water right when it started and I literally spat it everywhere when I heard him say sausages 😂😂😂

  • @Attmay
    @Attmay 4 года назад +50

    John Houseman saying “your mom”: priceless.

  • @jqueue3id
    @jqueue3id 2 года назад +11

    “Your chish? Around your spips?”

  • @SangheiliSpecOp
    @SangheiliSpecOp 8 лет назад +91

    This is fresh as fuck.
    And it didn't look like fucking Mexico

    • @OddRobb
      @OddRobb 8 лет назад +14

      +Michelangelo Hamato Let's f*ck it.

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 8 лет назад +7

      +OddRobb I could die from diarrhea.

    • @EngieYTP
      @EngieYTP 8 лет назад +7

      +Chica the Chicken Okay.

  • @nicklespale22
    @nicklespale22 3 года назад +14

    "Freddy..."
    "Huh?"
    "Teet."
    "I am...??" 😓

  • @ridgepatterson7692
    @ridgepatterson7692 8 лет назад +80

    What a coincidence! I have a hard time shaving my spips too!

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +12

      For me it's really tough under my nose... on my chisht... and especially my dick and around my asshole

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 4 года назад +1

      @@AlanPalgut ways he says asshole cracks me up

  • @jimjolley
    @jimjolley 3 года назад +21

    That Goodyear synth riff at 3:07 is a banger

  • @hooblefloob
    @hooblefloob 8 лет назад +52

    Man, this one was absolutely fantastic.

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting Год назад +12

    The one fresh horizons commercial was so ahead of its time, especially with the shots featuring Haruki Fujimoto.

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 8 лет назад +166

    poop some 90's commercials in an attempt to make some of us feel old

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  8 лет назад +19

      +SmashLiXs I can do more but in the meantime there's this
      ruclips.net/video/I_o0BLde7cc/видео.html

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 лет назад +7

      noisepuppet that convinced me that you should do early 00's too

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 8 лет назад +7

      +noisepuppet I'd love to see some Nickelodeon shit. Cartoon Network didn't have exactly hammy commercials.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 лет назад +5

      Chica the Chicken they had people dress up as cartoon characters though

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +2

      He did it!

  • @NotOrdinaryInGames
    @NotOrdinaryInGames 8 лет назад +31

    That was an X-parrot.

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 8 лет назад +26

    Good to see "Toot" still hasn't gone out of style!

  • @deweywsu
    @deweywsu Год назад +12

    Such classic, brilliant noisepuppet work.

  • @gzeusone6532
    @gzeusone6532 8 лет назад +32

    Teat. Lal.

  • @kevblucole
    @kevblucole 4 года назад +18

    3:13 Red Foreman’s favorite tire company

  • @halfmanhalfmetal
    @halfmanhalfmetal 8 лет назад +20

    That Continental Mark V is pretty sweet. And these poops are getting eerily seamless.

  • @NoReplyAsset
    @NoReplyAsset 2 года назад +7

    idk why I'm recommended 5 years later but I love it

  • @vivianviolet
    @vivianviolet 8 лет назад +49

    uncle noisepuppet what were the 70s like?

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +11

      They were a lot better than now because there was no Twilight no golden raspberry Awards nothing like that

  • @DudeWithThePoop
    @DudeWithThePoop 8 лет назад +32

    I never knew Evel Kneivel was the Devil. Anyhoo, that NASCAAC race is one I look forward to every year, and this time it's on a special TUUT! I've also been thinking about buying the Ford Continental Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V

  • @heatthenovakid2824
    @heatthenovakid2824 2 года назад +11

    The shavin' one gets me every time! Gotta be the way feller says "asshole".

  • @iloveRUSSIAAA
    @iloveRUSSIAAA 8 лет назад +62

    "Me? I use memes. Meeeeeeemes!"

    • @robcas123
      @robcas123 6 лет назад +4

      want more memes? chock yourself.

    • @cybercoltz9054
      @cybercoltz9054 4 года назад

      Memes. The DNA of the soul.

    • @taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14
      @taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14 4 года назад +1

      2:32

    • @poble
      @poble 2 года назад

      you pour dirty oil into your ass, that’s what happens when your ass gets dirty, it starts to die

  • @punchline43
    @punchline43 8 лет назад +20

    "When you're eating assholes and still going strong, that's your erection" - I'm dead xD!

  • @preschoolguy2010
    @preschoolguy2010 8 лет назад +70

    why can't real commercials be this fummy?

    • @patrickcummins79
      @patrickcummins79 4 года назад +7

      people might actually pay attention to them..

    • @jotting2349
      @jotting2349 3 года назад +2

      Japanese commercials

  • @tonyl6761
    @tonyl6761 8 лет назад +28

    we use that zerex coolant in our shop lol! it's a valvoline branded antifreeze

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 7 лет назад +23

      Is it as sexy as the ad would lead one to believe?

    • @tonyl6761
      @tonyl6761 7 лет назад +15

      Appleboy78165 it is!

    • @HoustonMediaHD
      @HoustonMediaHD 4 года назад +8

      And that's my marmots!

  • @TonyBMan
    @TonyBMan 2 года назад +5

    The warped music and SFX always gets me.

  • @Big_Chungus935
    @Big_Chungus935 Год назад +4

    once again youtube gods recommends this video to me for a reason.

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 4 года назад +6

    I want to open a Japanese restaurant and call it Fresh as Fuck

  • @vampylass3848
    @vampylass3848 4 года назад +12

    0:47 One of the funniest commercials ever done by the beloved noise puppet. ❤️

  • @9thDallasMowerExpo
    @9thDallasMowerExpo 8 лет назад +32

    02.40 Oh my god, I loved the Ideal NFL Team reference. I was actually watching that again earlier today! High five, man.

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 5 лет назад +4

      9thDallasMowerExpo Beautiful parrot. “S i t t h e r e t h e w h o l e g a m e”

  • @brandonthemainstreetelectr1204
    @brandonthemainstreetelectr1204 3 года назад +5

    0:00 distorted wedding music

  • @1marcelfilms
    @1marcelfilms 6 лет назад +20

    BEAUTIFUL PARROT

  • @plasticweapon
    @plasticweapon 8 лет назад +13

    1:54-2:24 you sentence mixed john houseman. my life is complete.

  • @weirdosheep619
    @weirdosheep619 4 года назад +14

    0:10 is one of the most disturbing visuals I've seen in a YTP.

  • @Legojake94
    @Legojake94 8 лет назад +44

    toot!

    • @MattJay.
      @MattJay. 8 лет назад +20

      A special toot!

  • @nxthingbutv0id958
    @nxthingbutv0id958 2 года назад +5

    0:22 killed me

  • @VectorOmega
    @VectorOmega 8 лет назад +11

    "You're watching COC!"

  • @cbdawg
    @cbdawg 8 лет назад +11

    My favorite YTP has to be this one.

  • @Harbinger28567
    @Harbinger28567 4 года назад +6

    I'd hate to say it, but you are giving CS188 a run for his money. This is some pretty funny shit!

  • @Justinbill8205
    @Justinbill8205 Год назад +3

    Dead parrot 🦜 😂

  • @kurisutaruyuki1622
    @kurisutaruyuki1622 5 лет назад +4

    "Your MooM! HeeH! He's uu s'eH! He's *dead* ."

  • @samanthaann6280
    @samanthaann6280 2 года назад +8

    This is fresh as fuck

  • @dragonheadthing
    @dragonheadthing 8 лет назад +11

    Lovely sentence mixing!

  • @AlecRozsa
    @AlecRozsa 8 лет назад +15

    2:47 sus....sum of the muminimus

  • @kwd_kenny
    @kwd_kenny 4 года назад +6

    1:41 "HOHO WOOW- Look at this evil, motherf**ker!"

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 5 лет назад +14

    3:03 LOL the ABC Logo

  • @migueltapia1369
    @migueltapia1369 4 года назад +5

    2:50 that's my favorite part

  • @lJohnTheDreamerl
    @lJohnTheDreamerl 8 лет назад +5

    Yet another perfect YTP from the frerf snans.

  • @NuStrategies
    @NuStrategies 8 лет назад +8

    Freddie sure loves those sausages..and I mean he really LOVES them. Teet!

  • @alloutofdonuts3998
    @alloutofdonuts3998 4 года назад +4

    This is probably the most terrifying YTP I’ve ever encountered in the wilds of Yuuftaaaht.

  • @DaltonSligh
    @DaltonSligh 4 года назад +2

    Beautiful parrot.....hE’LL jUs siT tHeRe tHA whOLe gAme

  • @bigthink954
    @bigthink954 4 года назад +8

    1:22 This YTP in a nutshell

  • @paulginaven1153
    @paulginaven1153 8 лет назад +19

    Fresh as fuck

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 8 лет назад +4

      Fewer calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 7 лет назад +3

      Let's fuck it!

  • @MrAluminum
    @MrAluminum 8 лет назад +9

    I always love your ytps. The only quality ytp'er I know of who is still releasing content. keep up the good work.

  • @jrc99us
    @jrc99us 4 года назад +5

    "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, TOOT!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings 4 года назад +2

    DOCTORS THINK HIS DANCING'S BETTER THAN YOURS

  • @magnified111
    @magnified111 8 лет назад +5

    Dammit NP, once again your uploading right when I'm going to bed. This is the holy of holiest. Nothing in this world makes me laugh so hard as your poops. I may just have to comment again tomorrow, when I can type from an actual keyboard rather than on my phone

  • @keyboard_toucher
    @keyboard_toucher 3 года назад +3

    Sausages. YOI!

  • @robertprentsen2644
    @robertprentsen2644 2 года назад +2

    2:56 thats a mad blunt edit right there 💀💀

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 3 года назад +5

    OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can't fucking breath!🤣🤣🤣

  • @chesusjrist9733
    @chesusjrist9733 6 лет назад +3

    You know its gunna be a good one when you laugh 20 seconds in.

  • @ohhgeez865
    @ohhgeez865 4 года назад +2

    that fresh horizons bread had wood pulp in it

  • @derrickfoltz8555
    @derrickfoltz8555 2 года назад +2

    0:39 He’s miles from the nearest McDonald’s 😂

  • @randallpetroelje3913
    @randallpetroelje3913 4 года назад +3

    Thanks again. That’s definitely 1970’s. I remember some of those things ( unfortunately 🤣😂👍). Love it

  • @joj4096
    @joj4096 3 года назад +6

    2:53 love when he said dick it just sounds seamless

  • @SouthwesternEagle
    @SouthwesternEagle 6 лет назад +3

    Ok, this might be the most hilarious commercial YTP ever! XD

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 8 лет назад +16

    MEEMs

  • @Irixion
    @Irixion 8 лет назад +4

    You really stepped it up. Gold I say. GOLD!

  • @ColinSirColin14
    @ColinSirColin14 8 лет назад +4

    The opening was hilarious

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 3 года назад +1

    Looking at that Continental makes me wonder how we ever drove and parked these long ass cars, but we did.

  • @HoustonMediaHD
    @HoustonMediaHD 4 года назад +2

    Yes. Goodyear puts it's foot down on prices! Right now!
    Your videos are better than my attempt.

  • @ghostex7304
    @ghostex7304 7 лет назад +8

    Freddy, "teet" 😂😂

  • @dogg0nit32
    @dogg0nit32 8 лет назад +3

    This was the best one in a long time! :D

  • @themiglutin
    @themiglutin 8 лет назад +9

    For some reason I thought 1:32 was hilarious.

  • @johnringoo756
    @johnringoo756 8 лет назад +4

    I love it !more of the older stuff ,please!!

  • @DavidB-rx3km
    @DavidB-rx3km 4 года назад +3

    2:00 “nowww ... Owoowow”

  • @DavidB-rx3km
    @DavidB-rx3km 4 года назад +3

    I will never tire of hearing people having their sentences jumbled up so it sounds like they are saying 'hard cocks'. :D

  • @homebody0089
    @homebody0089 4 года назад +2

    Thank you for the morning laughs😄✌

  • @jellyranger1706
    @jellyranger1706 4 года назад +3

    Nice marmot.

  • @ManF3
    @ManF3 Месяц назад +2

    1:22 fresh indeed

  • @JynxedKoma
    @JynxedKoma 2 года назад +1

    "Parrot, die! LOL..."
    *"SQUAWK"*
    *X*

  • @Galfrid
    @Galfrid 5 месяцев назад +1

    Beautiful parrot....

  • @inolak93
    @inolak93 4 года назад +2

    omg... i hope you do 90s and early 00's commercials next lmaoo

  • @MunroPage
    @MunroPage 8 лет назад +1

    Well this is going in my Best YTPs playlist.

  • @BirbMain
    @BirbMain 4 года назад +4

    I love that this classic ytp has only 14 dislikes :D

  • @artificial_S
    @artificial_S 4 года назад +3

    This bread sure is fresh as fuck

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 4 года назад +2

      Ounce for ounce, it has fewer calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.