[YTP] The 70s demand unconditional surrender of your pants

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @flexica3237
    @flexica3237 6 лет назад +348

    i want a quality stereo system, but it has to fit my butt
    *"YOU'RE DISEASED"*

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 5 лет назад +49

      “I want a stereo system with A track, AM track, FM track, stereo track, WoW SkirikS...
      ...Penis.”
      “I want a hyper-sauce”

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 4 года назад +19

      Zenith has a wedgie.

    • @maxmichaelhatling
      @maxmichaelhatling 4 года назад +5

      Lol HAF

    • @SkylabBeats
      @SkylabBeats 4 года назад +14

      If you send me some CoC pictures, get ready.

  • @TheOneTrueFingal
    @TheOneTrueFingal 9 лет назад +369

    The '70s were all about the Squelch.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  9 лет назад +110

      There was so much squelch you needed to keep a sharp eye on your squelch readout, or all squelch might break loose.

    • @mario0318
      @mario0318 9 лет назад +9

      +noisepuppet Okay so now I'm asking why there already isn't a Squelch sequel or at least several re-releases on Blu-ray

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 8 лет назад +25

      +Raul Torres
      It even disconnects! So you can disconnect it.

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 7 лет назад +5

      TheOneTrueFingal
      Noise squelch! If you put it on MAX, it *_SQUELCHES_* all sound away! Gotta love it!

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 лет назад +5

      Simpler times...

  • @Pathosenjoyer
    @Pathosenjoyer 9 лет назад +330

    "If you're not happy, we're happy."

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 7 лет назад +15

      username that's how life works!

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 лет назад +19

      Apple in a nutshell

    • @HoustonMediaHD
      @HoustonMediaHD 4 года назад +2

      Good good good good good good times times times times times times

    • @DerNomade1871
      @DerNomade1871 3 года назад +5

      American businesses in a nutshell

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад

      @@DerNomade1871 Yep, pretty much. Completely forgotten that I even said that 3 years ago. So different from back then... back when you could get a Johnson up your nose... sigh...

  • @DaveTypeII
    @DaveTypeII 8 лет назад +378

    Those were the days! Back when you could run out of sus and still get a Johnson in your nose.

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 9 лет назад +404

    "Money you save with us goes back to us in the form of Money."
    Man, that sounds great! Let me go make sure to have my savings account at my savings account at my savings account at my savings account.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +16

      You know I'd like to save my money so I can get a stereo with eight track AM track FM track stereo track wow skorks

    • @CrowderHatingConservative
      @CrowderHatingConservative 6 лет назад +10

      Alan Palgut TOOT!

    • @naturesfinest4871
      @naturesfinest4871 5 лет назад +3

      @@AlanPalgut fuk 💲kork💲

    • @ight3817
      @ight3817 4 года назад +1

      @@naturesfinest4871 coc

    • @artoodiitoo
      @artoodiitoo 3 года назад +1

      At least they´re being honest XD

  • @nitroedits2834
    @nitroedits2834 9 лет назад +110

    "It fights fuck-ups, and hiccups, and cups. TOOOOOOOT!"

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 7 лет назад +12

      FOOL! Dr. Doom does as he pleases.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +2

      This is my pecker.

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 2 года назад +6

      @@f0rm0r !LOOF
      ROTCOD
      SEOD MOOD
      EH SA
      *!SESAELP*

    • @JCondorYTPs
      @JCondorYTPs 9 месяцев назад

      This is my pecker

    • @deadaccountlol9189
      @deadaccountlol9189 7 месяцев назад

      "This is my pecker."

  • @BaconatedGrapefruits
    @BaconatedGrapefruits 9 лет назад +260

    tfw you finally find a stereo system that fits your butt

    • @JensenStiles
      @JensenStiles 9 лет назад +36

      +BaconatedGrapefruits You're diseased.

    • @sleepy6197
      @sleepy6197 5 лет назад +4

      I want a Hyper-SoS!

  • @ghostface5559
    @ghostface5559 9 лет назад +211

    Damn the offer expired in 1977

    • @naturesfinest4871
      @naturesfinest4871 5 лет назад +8

      Does it have grey hair like me? Inquiring minds want to know! 😭🌃😻👀💨🍗😊👹

    • @andrewholmes3116
      @andrewholmes3116 4 года назад +12

      Don't let 1977 take YOU by surprise

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Год назад

      @@naturesfinest4871 I just found my first one last week 😭

    • @karloturbolencia8255
      @karloturbolencia8255 9 месяцев назад

      Yep! That’s is a good example of one of the texts in a timely manner.

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 9 лет назад +209

    "The money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money." Holy shit, this is brilliant.

    • @yvonnewolf6149
      @yvonnewolf6149 9 лет назад +7

      +5carecrow94 You beat me to it mate lol

  • @morgansinclair4843
    @morgansinclair4843 4 года назад +58

    "Are you crazy, like me? Crazy about CoCs? You really love that sh*t? Then right about now, you should be depressed too."
    Jack knows all too well of the true burden that all YTPers experience

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 2 года назад +4

      Jack has always been sketchy, he knows what's up.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Год назад +3

      ​@Skank_and_Gutterboy Well, he IS Jack Palance. We should expect that from him.

  • @CampeadorHUN
    @CampeadorHUN 9 лет назад +179

    I want a quality stereo system, but it has to fit my butt!

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +36

      You're diseased.

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +12

      @@AlanPalgutI wanna hyper soos

  • @Grellman
    @Grellman 9 лет назад +125

    Your Kodiak dealer has bears... with *leprosy*.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 9 лет назад +7

      +Grelman That's how I want my bears.

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 8 лет назад +6

      +Grelman lip-per-say

  • @jimjolley
    @jimjolley 4 года назад +31

    "money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money"
    Pretty accurate description of the S&L crisis tbh

  • @barry7868
    @barry7868 7 лет назад +56

    'It even disconnects, so you can disconnect it'

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 7 лет назад +5

      Thomas Durand well, what else would i do with it?

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 3 года назад

      True RUclips Poop wisdsiw.

  • @babylfsh
    @babylfsh 8 лет назад +77

    Kodak instant leprosy.

    • @robcas123
      @robcas123 8 лет назад +12

      no wonder the company is near dead

    • @Quants0
      @Quants0 4 года назад +11

      Can you feel the leprosy?

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 2 года назад +6

      In minutes they give you *_leprosy._*

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 2 года назад +16

    The way the Dowgard bottle pumps like a heart was rather impressive for the 70s.

  • @LuckyPunkProd
    @LuckyPunkProd 5 лет назад +60

    "He knows his Johnsons."
    Yeah, I'll bet he does.

  • @abraxops
    @abraxops 5 лет назад +30

    "I want a hyper-saas" still makes me laugh so hard for some reason

  • @deweywsu
    @deweywsu 4 года назад +18

    Please, Noisepuppet, come back to RUclips and feed us more fresh sweet manna of heaven.

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 5 лет назад +16

    Problems?
    You fool!
    Your fault.
    Jesus, I'm glad it wasn't my muff!

  • @Liliputian07
    @Liliputian07 9 лет назад +107

    "But it has to fit in my butt."
    "You're diseased!"

    • @warwatch
      @warwatch 2 года назад

      Your deceased

  • @chiraggupta2145
    @chiraggupta2145 8 лет назад +111

    we keep people locked in the trunk
    Edit:I forgot I commented this
    1/11/20

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 8 лет назад +19

      Out of sight. And squelch.

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 7 лет назад +21

      Out of SuS.

    • @ight3817
      @ight3817 4 года назад +3

      @@masonsykes2240 coc

    • @CecilyCampbell
      @CecilyCampbell 4 года назад +2

      It even disconnects, so you can Disconnect it.

    • @blueskies99
      @blueskies99 4 года назад +2

      *opens the trunk and then closes it again*
      oUt oF sUS

  • @ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious
    @ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious 3 года назад +53

    Goodyear man:
    "Problems? You fool. You're f**ked."
    Goodyear customer:
    "Jesus! I'm glad it wasn't my muff!"
    Lmao

  • @Appleboy78165
    @Appleboy78165 8 лет назад +39

    This video has one of the best titles ever.
    Oh, I almost forgot: squelch.

  • @dero1975
    @dero1975 8 лет назад +38

    Cheezus...i'm glad it wasn't my muff....

  • @eliseoramos397
    @eliseoramos397 Год назад +6

    "If you're not happy , we're happy". Lol 😂

  • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
    @Skank_and_Gutterboy 2 года назад +5

    "It'll keep your car rusty and corroded year-round..." Yeah!!!

  • @snorksonforks
    @snorksonforks 8 лет назад +45

    " if you send me some KOK pictures , get ready your bus is here"
    *waiting for the bus is dumb*

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  8 лет назад +21

      +snorksonforks BUT IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BUS

    • @CrowderHatingConservative
      @CrowderHatingConservative 7 лет назад

      snorksonforks The bus goes to rehab or prison, never figured out which.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +1

      Prison now, rehab later.

    • @CrowderHatingConservative
      @CrowderHatingConservative 7 лет назад

      Alan Palgut Yep.

    • @Bulldog2824
      @Bulldog2824 3 года назад

      I got to this part of the video as I was arriving at the bus stop... a SigiS from the universe

  • @petergriscom3431
    @petergriscom3431 10 месяцев назад +4

    2:24 has to be the best TOOT anyone could ask for.

  • @sycamorestreet7953
    @sycamorestreet7953 9 лет назад +44

    1:29 "See all the colorololorololorololorololor. *SAS*."

  • @129140163
    @129140163 6 лет назад +20

    0:48 “We keep people locked away in the trunk.” 🤣

    • @ginamolina820
      @ginamolina820 6 лет назад

      Seamus MacHooligan If you’re not happy, we’re happy!

  • @FounderOfPartyism
    @FounderOfPartyism 22 дня назад +2

    This was the first ever video that I have watched from noisepuppet. It’s been a while now, even my cousin laughs at this shit once in a while. Time flies by way too fast imho.

  • @michaellechite
    @michaellechite 9 лет назад +35

    "Money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money."
    Sounds reasonable and fair to me.

  • @Snandra66
    @Snandra66 9 лет назад +23

    "Clear, rich, natural SuS"
    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

  • @nathanneedham9401
    @nathanneedham9401 8 лет назад +29

    1:47 Money you save with us comes back to us in the form of money XD

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 9 лет назад +40

    2:23 THERE'S the toot
    for a moment there, I was worried there wouldn't be one~

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 9 лет назад +8

      +chaffXgrenade Willin' to bet that that's the most majestic toot to date, actually. That one was special for me and I have no fucking idea why.

    • @JensenStiles
      @JensenStiles 9 лет назад +6

      +ImpendingRiot83 I was *just* about to say the exact same thing! I was even going to use the word "majestic".

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 9 лет назад +3

      +chaffXgrenade It's so... BEAUTIFUL!

    • @thomasbaron5367
      @thomasbaron5367 9 лет назад +9

      They even sang it! :D

    • @robcas123
      @robcas123 8 лет назад +8

      now that's comedy

  • @anno0001
    @anno0001 8 лет назад +45

    TOOT!

  • @preschoolguy2010
    @preschoolguy2010 8 лет назад +40

    what if they would have really played these in the 70s on ABC? it would have revolutionized commercials as we know.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  8 лет назад +31

      Viewers would have thought that the network had fallen into a portal to Hell and taken them with it. Then they would have known how I feel when I watch normal TV.

    • @preschoolguy2010
      @preschoolguy2010 8 лет назад +7

      But it does seem like pooped ads are more honest. Just like the Price Is Rar which is.my favorite of yours

  • @caseygibson7266
    @caseygibson7266 9 лет назад +88

    Day 34: The 70s still demand my pants. I can't give in, no matter how far out things get

    • @bulletsunderpressure
      @bulletsunderpressure 5 лет назад +4

      Chance Gibson unconditional surrender is reserved only for leprosy. 😄

    • @70sman
      @70sman 5 лет назад +4

      Your pants. Hand em over.

  • @ascari4741
    @ascari4741 9 лет назад +51

    I love these decade themed videos. Good stuff

  • @Jman-lb3qn
    @Jman-lb3qn 5 лет назад +25

    “You got to get a Johnson up your nose”

  • @sleepyburr
    @sleepyburr 3 года назад +5

    Introducing Kodak instant leprosy.
    In minutes they give you leprosy.
    Can you feel our L E P R O S Y ?

  • @vanitymirrorss
    @vanitymirrorss 2 года назад +4

    "Jesus, I'm glad it wasn't my muff."
    Brought me back to this video at 4am after 6 years.

  • @thesharmat9956
    @thesharmat9956 9 лет назад +38

    I always hate when I'm out of sus

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 8 лет назад +3

      Have you tried substituting it with spAps?

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 6 лет назад

      but now we're leaving you locked in the trunk AND out of sus

  • @MarikoRawralton
    @MarikoRawralton 2 месяца назад +3

    a CABLE leads to my unit.

  • @BigBowsaALT
    @BigBowsaALT 5 лет назад +7

    IT FIGHTS FUCKUPS
    AND HICCUPS
    AND CUPS
    TOOT

  • @gzeusone6532
    @gzeusone6532 9 лет назад +31

    At your savings account...

  • @kenetickups6146
    @kenetickups6146 9 лет назад +31

    I've only put 3.4 cars in my automobile

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 3 месяца назад +2

    "Introducing Kodak Instant Leprosy. In minutes they give you leprosy."

  • @Pokefan220195
    @Pokefan220195 9 лет назад +12

    A double Toot,wow.
    That's like a shiny Pokémon.

  • @jakesteven1980
    @jakesteven1980 9 лет назад +14

    I demand more 70s ad poops. It's an important part of history.

  • @masonsykes2240
    @masonsykes2240 7 лет назад +5

    "Problems? You fool! You are fucked." I died.

  • @killz0ne215
    @killz0ne215 9 лет назад +75

    Proud to say I am a Nebraska cornfucker! And yes we do have color olor olor olor sus!

  • @deweywsu
    @deweywsu 4 года назад +5

    Simply brilliant. So many things baked in. I keep finding them each time I watch.

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent Год назад +9

    It sounds insane and shallow to have learned something serious from a YTP, but given that I'm a late millennial/early gen z, this was the first place I learned that a Savings and Loan was something distinct from a bank.

  • @drewgehringer7813
    @drewgehringer7813 2 года назад +9

    3:03 I read Kodak had to stop selling these because they'd infringed on Polaroid's Instant Leprosy patents.

  • @theodorbondoc6345
    @theodorbondoc6345 9 лет назад +43

    We keep people locked away in the trunk.

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 2 года назад +3

    "A man puts many cars in his automobile, but nuns are more important than his cooc."

  • @theofficialunofficial7805
    @theofficialunofficial7805 4 года назад +6

    "It fights fuck ups, hiccups, and cups"

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 2 года назад +4

    2:24 what a beautiful toot

  • @tango9601
    @tango9601 3 месяца назад +2

    Lock it away in the trunk. Out of sight.

    • @tango9601
      @tango9601 3 месяца назад +2

      Out of sus.

  • @crazyjaybe
    @crazyjaybe 5 лет назад +16

    "I want a quality stereo system but it has to fit my butt"
    "You're disEASED!"

  • @chefexcellence322
    @chefexcellence322 9 лет назад +13

    another slice of brilliance as usual.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 лет назад +7

    The algorithm has blessed you.

  • @MeniscusKing
    @MeniscusKing 5 лет назад +5

    This is the best way to absorb content from the 70's

  • @deweywsu
    @deweywsu 2 года назад +3

    Noisepuppet; such a cut above all other ytpers.

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator 4 года назад +2

    0:25 "A cable leads to my unit, with squelch, and digital squelch, and channel squelch, and unit squelch, and squelch readout."

  • @gamefan6219
    @gamefan6219 8 лет назад +13

    "But nuns are more imprortant than his kook!"

  • @Saphiren
    @Saphiren 9 лет назад +11

    "Your community generates over $100 a day"

  • @Hectotane
    @Hectotane 9 лет назад +6

    2:32~2:38 Hey! It's the Corvettes guy.

  • @elzibiel
    @elzibiel 2 года назад +2

    antifreeze fights f*ckups, and hiccups, and cups... TOOT

  • @michaelm3052
    @michaelm3052 8 лет назад +6

    That Goodyear one was so damn funny!

  • @ganglians
    @ganglians 3 года назад +4

    After perusing your vids, I can see you’re quite fond of ‘toot,’ I love the consistency

  • @gzeusone6532
    @gzeusone6532 9 лет назад +9

    Love the frequent uploads lately.

  • @PenguinVideoStore
    @PenguinVideoStore 9 лет назад +8

    0:40 "Certificate, that nigga thicc", which sounds like something from a Drake song

  • @sewagesorcerer6008
    @sewagesorcerer6008 9 лет назад +16

    Alas, Dowgard was unable to keep it 70s when it was 70s.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 7 лет назад +2

      At least it kept it freezing when it was freezing and it kept it boiling when it was boiling and it kept it rusted and corroded year round.

  • @DudeWithThePoop
    @DudeWithThePoop 9 лет назад +4

    "Problems? You fool, your fault!"

  • @SpessWarlock
    @SpessWarlock 8 лет назад +8

    We keep people locked away in the trunk!

  • @ScrapStoriesYT
    @ScrapStoriesYT 9 лет назад +36

    Been looking into getting my car rusted and corroded all year round. They still do Dowgard?

  • @cardfightersclash
    @cardfightersclash Год назад +1

    I know that even on my death bed, I'll be chuckling to myself about how Jack Palance is crazy about cawcks

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 5 лет назад +2

    These videos are my daily SuStainance. Thanks for doing a good JoJ. Keep America LOLing!

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 3 года назад +5

    "I want a stereo with 8-track, AM-track, FM-track, stereo-track..."
    What about "squelch-track", "leprosy-track" and "TOOT!-track"?

  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 8 лет назад +3

    "Problems? You fool, you are fucked."

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 9 месяцев назад +1

    That ad for Zenith stereos had some recognizable faces, in order: Lauren Tewes (Julie from The Love Boat), Squire Fridell (longtime Toyota pitchman) and Gordon Jump (Mr. Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati).

  • @magnified111
    @magnified111 9 лет назад +31

    I'm home with the SQUELCH stomach flu. and this SQUELCH helped cheer me up. You must have been laughing yourself SQUELCH silly while making these

  • @pointblank9402
    @pointblank9402 8 лет назад +14

    Good, good, good, good, good, good
    Times, times, times service for
    Dancing, dancing, dancing your car

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  8 лет назад +13

      Good good good, good good good
      Tires and tires and tires and service
      For years and years and years in your car

    • @pointblank9402
      @pointblank9402 8 лет назад +9

      Rar

  • @farouq1983
    @farouq1983 Год назад +2

    If you're not happy, we're happy.

  • @BMassey1987
    @BMassey1987 4 года назад +2

    Jack Palance? You're my NUMBER ONE GUY! Dont forget your lucky deck!

    • @ejhefforn1932
      @ejhefforn1932 3 года назад +1

      Love it! RIP JP. Life is all about just one thing That is what you gotta figure out. -City Slickers

  • @Angel-np7wj
    @Angel-np7wj 5 лет назад +3

    “If you’re not happy we’re happy”

  • @9thDallasMowerExpo
    @9thDallasMowerExpo 9 лет назад +3

    I might need to take Jack Palance's advice and drink some antifreeze- I laughed so much I've got hiccups. GODDAMMIT!

  • @RWSCOTT
    @RWSCOTT 6 лет назад +9

    this inspires me

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  6 лет назад +4

      Robert Scott I just watched your explanation video and I gotta tell you it's no coincidence that the events you found so discouraging were heating up right around the time I stopped making these. Along with a few similar developments in my private life, it was just fucking depressing and outrageous and terrifying and bewildering. I'm fairly cynical, but this is worse than anything I expected, and I'm told there's more where that came from. I feel better knowing it's not just me. Anyway I keep aiming to make a comeback, but it is hard to muster any gumption at all these days. Probably means I really need to.

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 2 года назад +2

    LOL The John Cleese bit.

  • @PhillipH-san
    @PhillipH-san 8 лет назад +5

    Jesus, I'm glad it wasn't my muff!

  • @mi-da2920
    @mi-da2920 Год назад +3

    My parents used to own a Zenith TV when I was a kid. I remembered it always got wedgies, yet it had natural sus. No, it couldn't fit up my butt.

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 3 года назад +3

    1:04 - A Pinto? Yeah, they'll be at your Exxon station soon.

  • @LordGek
    @LordGek 5 лет назад +3

    Kodak gives you INSTANT leprosy!

  • @orlandowordsmith6208
    @orlandowordsmith6208 3 года назад +3

    Pretty sure the only place back then where you could get a stereo system to fit your butt was Circuit Shitty.

  • @nomatchesformikey7768
    @nomatchesformikey7768 8 лет назад +6

    Wait a second.. Are you sure this is a YTP, and the 70's? Goodyear happy when I'm not happy? I see that even today.

  • @TheNewOrchestra
    @TheNewOrchestra 6 лет назад +3

    > "Money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money."
    Oh, well, that's easy to understand...

  • @SuperWeaves
    @SuperWeaves 4 года назад +4

    Car
    .....RaR