Hey noisepuppet, I saw you say you still check comments so I wanted to say your channel is the only one where I have watched every video multiple times and still get laughs out of it. Some of your work has entered my everyday vocabulary to a worrying extent; no one can call something "fresh as fuck" in my presence because then I have to explain what Flalf Mom is. I live in hope of your return - the undisputed GOAT of YTPs. All the best to you, my friend, hope you're doing as well as you can.❤
I concur with the above, though I don't have the courage to use phrases like "the kumstones are kumming" in my everyday life. Because when the going gets tough, the tough fuqoff.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 😆 considering my creative output on this channel, I'm extremely tame in my everyday conduct. One of my agenda items with YTP has always been to free a lot of the stuff you have to hold inside if you want to participate in society.
@@emily99 True, but you forgot toot, sus.He's probably the one who kidnapped his dog, and helped make all these 90's commercials, and then caused THIS to happen.
@@noisepuppet Yeah, the nineties seemed to be quite a bonanza. Back when PC monitors were thick af and Pokemon blew up in popularity like a landmine. "Who's that Pokemon?" "MISTY!" "...Misty isn't a Pokemon..." "...Oh...right..." "Aight...I'm going to go play some Space Pinball." *logs on Windows 98*
unironically tysm for making these man, me and my partner are in a transcontinental relationship and watching these together has only made our relationship stronger. thanks a ton mr. puppet ♡♡
Actually crying reading this. I was in a transcontinental relationship for six years before I married my girl and moved to another country to be with her and this really struck a chord with me. I wish you both nothing but the best.
Stay with it! It might not be trans continental but my gf and I have been going strong on opposite sides of the country for 5 years now, just had our anniversary. You can so find "the one" online and I bet you have!
My bf and I live in different countries but we always watch new poops together and quote them as we go. Sometimes I can barely type I laugh so hard and this one broke both of us several times.
The greatest of all time must return. Noisepuppet is still criminally underrated despite being one of the longest running YTP channels on the platform and being associated with some of the best. Hope to see you back soon.
I grew up in the 90's and, oddly, even though none of these specific commercials are familiar to me, they still somehow invoke a sense of nostalgia. Maybe it's just the over all style of 90's ads.
Sound the TOOT, it's time to drop everything and laugh until our sides ache. Also, I say this as a Genesis kid, but god damn it you didn't even have to poop the Shaq Fu and 32X commercials to make them lolworthy.
Jokes aside, 'when the going gets tough, the tough fuck off' is pretty solid advice for situations when there's just nothing else to do. I also can't stop saying it so there's an added plus
Hey noisepuppet! You literally inspired me to make ytps (well ytphs since im spanish), cant count the times my stomach hurt for laughing too hard. I like that you dont use many effects and just focus on sentence mix, which I think is the heart of ytps. Hope ur doing ok and have time in the future for more poops.
Okay, so, I... I know I'm younger than you, Noisepuppet, but... ...seeing these commercials YTP'd and having vague memories of seeing many of them is really messing with me, holy crap. I think judging from the Sonic & Knuckles commercial, I would've been about 5 years old? Holy crap.
I was but a wee lad of 22 when that game came out. Still have it and play it every great once in a while. I also got married that year to my now late wife. It was a good year. Oh, and I also have a lot of the vague memories of all that stuff too! lol
1:37 - So we sold Deus Ex! 1:42 - Have you tried mulch? 2:50 - People who get high and play with guns are fine. 6:47 - When the going gets tough.. The tough fuck off! XD
Party of Five, there's a show whose popularity I never understood. I was in college and watched it with my girlfriend while wishing I was watching something else. At least Charmed had some good ass to look at.
Man coming back to these vids never gets old, thanks for the lolz over the past 10 years (for me) puppet. I look forward to your possible return one day
I just now noticed the title of the video is making fun of overused click-bait titles with the "then THIS happened" part. Good show, good show my dear chap.
Started slow, but finished very well. I wonder if anyone can find that annoying shampoo commercial from the late 80s/early 90s with what looked like jizz splattering a frying pan and a woman who whines "I don't want that in my hair!"
Ah yes, I can't even recall how many times I've seen re-runs of that specific episode of Married with Children where Bud just goes upstairs to "Feel the CoC and kill the CoC".
![[YTP] 90s commercials ripped my flesh](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_2Qo2HKmZu4/mqdefault.jpg)
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"Have you tried mulch?"
"I LOVE CHEWING GRAVEL"
It's good. Tastes like coc.
Sbeebs. Eh toot eh eh eh Shit-Licious!
"This is Wavy News Honky kong and small ape look for bananas"
"Have you tried munch?
"Noah. I'm chewing gravel - this is good, tastes like coc"
Stop! It's dildos!
Noisepuppet . . . . We need you. COME BACK
He'll get here when he gets here. He had to rent a horse.
@koda236 Easy. He rented a horse.
We need Wavy news now more than ever
Please, yours is just most unique for me
Maybe he abandoned his channel
"My car doesn't have brakes."
"Damn"
"Or an airbag, or an engine."
"Or 150 horse cocks."
This is a certified wheeze moment.
man, this engine is really an airbag
@@poble what?
@@kierancrossland9956 I said you- you’re really an airbag
@@kierancrossland9956 I said you're really an airbag
@@kierancrossland9956 He was quoting the line after the lines quoted in the og comment
Hey noisepuppet, I saw you say you still check comments so I wanted to say your channel is the only one where I have watched every video multiple times and still get laughs out of it. Some of your work has entered my everyday vocabulary to a worrying extent; no one can call something "fresh as fuck" in my presence because then I have to explain what Flalf Mom is. I live in hope of your return - the undisputed GOAT of YTPs. All the best to you, my friend, hope you're doing as well as you can.❤
Thanks so much! It means a lot. I'm doing pretty well, and one day I'll have time to make videos again.
I concur with the above, though I don't have the courage to use phrases like "the kumstones are kumming" in my everyday life. Because when the going gets tough, the tough fuqoff.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 😆 considering my creative output on this channel, I'm extremely tame in my everyday conduct. One of my agenda items with YTP has always been to free a lot of the stuff you have to hold inside if you want to participate in society.
@@noisepuppet in a world where only the survivors survive, people can't afford to suck. Or make loony YTP references in polite company 😁
6:47
"When the going gets tough, the tough fuck off."
Words to live by.
YBBY
LIIL
Honestly there’s elements of truth in that!
Mondays at 6:30! Fuck No
CoC
Hey! Get Help!
PLEHELP
DAMNMAD
This reminds me of something Ricky would say from TPB.
6:09 "I can help you fuckin' fart." Why am I still laughing at this almost 6 months later?
A brand new Playrose Melce.
Then, you're gonna see about 45 dudes!
@@MsYukizomesorangejuice [thirsty females, and gay guys have entered the chat]
@@s.kreusler5081But not both at the same time?
Our king has returned to us in glorious 240p
Imagine the 2000s commercials he'll fuck up
And in colour too
@@unexpecteditem7919 toot
@@KingLich451 No toot this time, sorry. Get your daughter, off my hands!
who cares about 4k
"Get your daughter off my hands" -Classic Hasselhoff move
His ass is just *deadly*
His ass is just DEADLY
@samvision8280 Because as we all know, he just HATES it whenever your or anyone's daughter is on his hands...
I’m glad the cast members of 90210 remembered to mix their guns with their drugs and alcohol
always, forever, they mix
@@andrewholmes3116 Even if you NuN SauS
@@samvision8280 The real question is will they remember to never touch the gun owner
@@hectorvoskin All guns are *loalz*
I think mom's funeral went well.
This is legitimately classic-quality. No toot.
90-TooT 90210
Yup, I can agree
An avalanche leaves four people dead...
...*gross*
no tOOt
"The Simpsons are dead." Yeah, people have been saying that for about 20 years now.
Ain't it about time for us to _finally_ give The Simpsons some much needed eternal rest and move on with the rest of our Earthly days?
@@jozseflevai3282 honestly yes. The simpsons are way past their prime.
The Simpsons are just a ripoff of the Cuntstones anyway 😉
6:21 Bart is dead, (aaaaahhh!) and the Simpsons are dead! (Aaahaaa!) Next (ha ha...)
They've been on life support since then.
'No TooT' is a pretty controversial stance to take around here.
I know, right? But not as crazy as the response form the animal activists when the "no stoats" stance was put forth. ;)
Makes me wanna grab my HoH StetS and march down to City Hall to protest!
@@TonyBMan Regardless, there's not enough Rar Feweef for the Spapes in this video!
Not really, its an unfunny dead joke
REASON TOOT NOSAER
I laughed way harder at the mirrored text from that Army commercial than I should have.
So great. Took me down memory lane too. The mirrored text/images in the whole vid are great. One of his best poops.
- Colonel, I don’t understand, since our last ad for recruitment, nobody wants to join us !
*sees the YTP ad*
- I wonder why…
B AIA YOY CAC B
@@youisiaint ARЯA
"An avalanche leaves four people dead."
"Gross."
yeah, but the REAL terror is David Hasselhoff
@@emily99 True, but you forgot toot, sus.He's probably the one who kidnapped his dog, and helped make all these 90's commercials, and then caused THIS to happen.
“Get your daughter off my hands.”
My ass is just DEADLY
Can I have his TV daughter’s real-life brother?
This mans work is the only thing pulling through this decade
"But sandwiches will surprise you."
Well, consider me surprised.
Playrose Melse is underrated
5:28 "but can he take a shit? Yes!" kills me every time
The flatus sound effect at that point is in the actual commercial. I tell you, the nineties were a bonanza of taste.
@@noisepuppet Yeah, the nineties seemed to be quite a bonanza. Back when PC monitors were thick af and Pokemon blew up in popularity like a landmine.
"Who's that Pokemon?"
"MISTY!"
"...Misty isn't a Pokemon..."
"...Oh...right..."
"Aight...I'm going to go play some Space Pinball." *logs on Windows 98*
@@JontyMaster it was an unsurpassed golden age for viewers who can't get enough of Dutch angles and crash-zooms.
@@noisepuppet Ah yes. Those wacky camera shots!
@fgc fdfj The slipknot fan AUTTP [DO NOT HACK] yes just underpaid and tired!
HE HAS RETURNED IN OUR HOUR OF NEED
DEEEEEED
ARRA
ARЯА
SIS
SuƧ
TOOT
No TooT
This is a genuine classic noisepuppet release, been a long while since I laughed this hard at a YTP. Glad to have the puppets and or also noise back.
unironically tysm for making these man, me and my partner are in a transcontinental relationship and watching these together has only made our relationship stronger. thanks a ton mr. puppet ♡♡
Actually crying reading this. I was in a transcontinental relationship for six years before I married my girl and moved to another country to be with her and this really struck a chord with me. I wish you both nothing but the best.
Stay with it! It might not be trans continental but my gf and I have been going strong on opposite sides of the country for 5 years now, just had our anniversary. You can so find "the one" online and I bet you have!
My bf and I live in different countries but we always watch new poops together and quote them as we go. Sometimes I can barely type I laugh so hard and this one broke both of us several times.
@@scythea428 I need to find a nice single lady on the internet, they're hard to find where I live.
“Have you tried…mulch?”
I like chewing gravel!
This is good.
@@noisepuppet"Shitlicious"
@@noisepuppet Which thankfully tastes like coc.
We miss you so goddamn much.
noisepuppet's never really gone
One day, he will return in our time of greatest need.
The greatest of all time must return. Noisepuppet is still criminally underrated despite being one of the longest running YTP channels on the platform and being associated with some of the best. Hope to see you back soon.
I think its funny that rewatching this is probably the third time ive seen a commerical for Avalanche in one of your ytps
"Don't they know in the movies you never go in the movies!" I honestly haven't thought about it that way.
Same here.
I grew up in the 90's and, oddly, even though none of these specific commercials are familiar to me, they still somehow invoke a sense of nostalgia. Maybe it's just the over all style of 90's ads.
Also STUNIVERSAL YUGIOHS LMAO
"I like chewing Gravel" me too Ted.
Crunchy crispy!
Just wait until he does the 2000's and 2010's commercials. That'll be a blast.
It's been a year and I'm still anticipating those
Impossible, we need a Y2K special first
And the commercials today need to be added in too!
@@MsYukizomesorangejuice Oh man imagine the title.
@@alexthewolf767 I would say it should be "commercials nowadays won't leave me alone or today's ads murdered my family
Sound the TOOT, it's time to drop everything and laugh until our sides ache. Also, I say this as a Genesis kid, but god damn it you didn't even have to poop the Shaq Fu and 32X commercials to make them lolworthy.
It did inspire me to dust off my Genesegasis for those games
I’m amused that EA was proud enough of Shaq Fu that they spelled out their name to make sure everyone knew they made it.
no toot 😭
Fred’s “Yabba Dabba” broke me @2:27
🤣🤣🤣
Noisepuppet never misses 👌
yeee ee eee eey yeey
Yeah, if your doctor is confused by aspirin then you probably want a different doctor.
"No TooT."
I'm giving a hard "pass" on that episode.
6:30 fuck no!
Jokes aside, 'when the going gets tough, the tough fuck off' is pretty solid advice for situations when there's just nothing else to do. I also can't stop saying it so there's an added plus
Remember, whatever doesn't kill you, you can run away from.
@@noisepuppet Genius!
That lady at the end looks like she's wearing a Romulan outfit, yet appropriately enough she sounds like Dr. Crusher.
3:33 Really cool edits here, it sounds like really experimental music
Sounds like something from Liberated from the World lol
If there's one thing I look forward to in a noisepuppet YTP it's the music sounding like a cat jumping on a record player.
Mah car ain't got no brakes like Cathy don't got nose.
My fave was:
"Say your name."
"eEEEYYRRrrreeeeeeeeee"
"Ehhshole."
for me it was the kid going "you is goofy as shit"
The goofy reversed text from that Army commercial was pretty good too
“So we sold gay sex”
- The Man From Another Place
2:19 Something about John Goodman in a doorway always makes for good YTP material
Oh look! It’s a magic wand. ~bing~
John Goodman Breaks, anyone?
WIIIW WIIILLLMAMMIILLWW WILLMA!
WIIIW, WILMAMLIW, WILMA!
Hey, a PSA about medical malpractice. The 90s were quite ahead.
Oh, and of course, thanks for this gem NoisePuppet. It's always a pleasure!
Pretty sure this is the YTP with the highest sus-to-YTP ratio so far which is still funny.
Never cease to amaze us.
... sus ...
@@user-qd7vn1zz5i that's a bit sussy
Hey noisepuppet! You literally inspired me to make ytps (well ytphs since im spanish), cant count the times my stomach hurt for laughing too hard.
I like that you dont use many effects and just focus on sentence mix, which I think is the heart of ytps.
Hope ur doing ok and have time in the future for more poops.
Wow! You've made a ton. Nice, just watched the latest one.
"I like chewing gravel".
"Tastes like coc"
speeeps
5:06 -- That's not inaccurate... The Mazda Navajo was literally a rebadged Ford Explorer
Okay, so, I...
I know I'm younger than you, Noisepuppet, but...
...seeing these commercials YTP'd and having vague memories of seeing many of them is really messing with me, holy crap. I think judging from the Sonic & Knuckles commercial, I would've been about 5 years old? Holy crap.
I was but a wee lad of 22 when that game came out. Still have it and play it every great once in a while. I also got married that year to my now late wife. It was a good year.
Oh, and I also have a lot of the vague memories of all that stuff too! lol
Instructions unclear, chose a different painkiller but kept my doctor
ARRA, Russia’s answer to ABBA.
diggin' the dancing czarina
АББА
ARЯA
2:42 just the way kok is said made me fuckin die laughing.
and maybe, even his LAALs...
Ah yes, I remember spending hours playing my Gena Segasus as a child
I used to watch Playrose Mels all the time
And Super Poops.
1:34 Fan art in a nutshell
1:37 - So we sold Deus Ex!
1:42 - Have you tried mulch?
2:50 - People who get high and play with guns are fine.
6:47 - When the going gets tough.. The tough fuck off! XD
I did not expect to see Beverly Hills 90210, Party of Five and Melrose Place in a YTP any time soon
You mean Playrose Mel.
The Ford Taurus commercial was certainly an interesting inclusion.
Party of Five, there's a show whose popularity I never understood. I was in college and watched it with my girlfriend while wishing I was watching something else. At least Charmed had some good ass to look at.
@@Skank_and_Gutterboy I'm a British millenial who is somehow obsessed with 90s US soap operas and teen dramas. Go figure
@@Idarak1
They are fun to check out now. Melrose Place and 90210 are highly entertaining.
"Getting high and shooting guns in fine"
I'm somewhat of a libertarian myself
Always mix drugs with alcohol.
Always.
Forever.
They mix.
@@sleepyburr The elites don't want you to know this but you shoot better while tripping balls, you can bend the bullets. I have 5,092 confirmed kills.
@@sleepyburrMom's funeral went well
Oh man, can't wait for the 2000-2010 commercials ytps you'll do.
1:14-1:16 "Sksksk, introducing sus...." VSCO girls and sus in one sentence in two seconds. Nice!
She also said clit("clilclilclilc") with NooN
"An Avalanche makes 4 people dead.
....Gross."
Man coming back to these vids never gets old, thanks for the lolz over the past 10 years (for me) puppet. I look forward to your possible return one day
"Monday at 6:30 Fuck no!"
That was my reaction to Coach at all times lol.
At 6:53
Mmmmm! Crispity, crunchy, tasty gravel. Nobody better travel without their gravel.
Or they might come unraveled
@@noisepuppetbang the gavel, and call your friend Pavel
Bro that 2nd little bit with the mom wiggling around has me pissing laughing, l can't stop
Are you still pissing
Damn, dont tell me we lost another good ytp maker
I'm still around, just slammed with job-type work.
@@noisepuppet Even if that’s the case, I’m just happy you’re still around at all.
Well Ill say if you do come back, Neil Breen is in dire need of reorganization again :D@@noisepuppet
6:20 that's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land!
"GENA SEGASIS" is a work of genius
I was more of a Super Noops guy myself
It's become the only way I can refer to that console
Spoonerism
THE KING BLESSES US WITH ANOTHER UPLOAD ❤️❤️
Dude I love your name and profile pic!
I'm glad someone said it, the real danger is david hasslehoff!
*the real terror
but he's probably also the real danger
My ass is just deadly.
The "GeneSegaSis" at the 5:11 Mark was bizarre, but strangely hilarious!
Keep Up The Good Work!
I watch this video on repeat just to hear the "gena segasis" and the call 1-800-COCK segment. just golden
"say your name"
"Eeueooooruurrrr"
"Asshole" is the funniest fucking exchange ever and I don't know why. She sounds so genuinely annoyed with him
I've heard great things about the GeneSegasis! I really liked playing on the Super Poops, though.
The things to remember about Disneyworld gave me actual tears in my eyes
This is sourced from my local Fox station! WB Noisepuppet!
The Army commercial segment is hilarious
"Your doctor claims he's a doctor"
"your doctor's so greasey"
Can't wait for the Shaas Fuf on the Jega Senesis to come out
Stuff from the Disney store is Disney stuff... you just nuked my mind
Oh my god. The whole Flinstones bit had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Dear god
*noisepuppet is the king of drama* 😤👌 2:40
People who play with guns are F I N E!
And maybe...
Even his LaLs...
I'm so happy you are still active. Thank you for calling 1 800 COC
I was just rewatching a bunch of your videos and wondered when you'd return. Nice timing.
Has it really been 2 years since he last uploaded? Miss you, Noisepuppet
Well, there was the SeaQuest YTP video that got yeeted by RUclips for copyright BS. But that was also in 2021, I believe.
"YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE BUTT YOURE TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF!"
👍
I did 8 years in the Arra
Thank you for your SERVRES
🫡 S A L U U L A S 🫡
Hooray for more Noisepuppet!
6:53 Coach! Bill Fagerbakke was on that show!
If your doctor is confused by aspirin then choosing a different doctor seems to be the obvious choice
Well, she DID say the choice was clear.
BB
AIA
YOY
CAC
ARRA
It's impossible to have a bad day when a new noisepuppet video comes out.
90s commercials keep deleting my comments whenever I try to remark on the doctor bit >:(
I don't think you're the only one. Sundar must think that the pill-pushers we call "doctors" can't stand criticism.
Uncle puppet is back with more commercial poops, heck yeah!!
I just now noticed the title of the video is making fun of overused click-bait titles with the "then THIS happened" part. Good show, good show my dear chap.
“Stuff from the Disney Store is Disney stuff.” 🤯
No kidding, I thought it was from Columbia Pictures.
Started slow, but finished very well. I wonder if anyone can find that annoying shampoo commercial from the late 80s/early 90s with what looked like jizz splattering a frying pan and a woman who whines "I don't want that in my hair!"
I do hope Noisepuppet returns with a video that's titled "2000s ad commercials threw my parrot in the dishwasher and this happened!" Lol
2010s commercials flushed my water bottle down the toilet
2000s commercials tried to sell my spleen on ebay
*holds up picket sign and begins to chant loudly* "Bring back the poop! Bring back the poop! Bring back the poop! Bring back the poop!"
I love it, GrayStillPlays would be proud! Keep up the funny vids.
Ah yes, I can't even recall how many times I've seen re-runs of that specific episode of Married with Children where Bud just goes upstairs to "Feel the CoC and kill the CoC".
I like that Noisepuppet made sure to leave us with sound medical advice
Something about Fred getting his head bashed apart at 2:33 is hysterical 😅
your vids always get me through hard times. thanks so much for creating some of the funniest content on this site
this is now a time where we need a sudden return
The 90210 bits were GOLD
So many good moments in this poop!
When the going gets tough
Your content gives me life.