[YTP] 90s commercials ripped my flesh

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  • Опубликовано: 19 фев 2021
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  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet  3 года назад +245

    Source:
    archive.org/details/vhs_Commercials_Fox_61_WTIC_Hartford_Connecticut_1994-10-31

    • @RootedHat
      @RootedHat 3 года назад +15

      Thanks for this! Missed ya

    • @edwarddelacruz3923
      @edwarddelacruz3923 3 года назад +33

      For the first time Connecticut helps the YTP community?! I'm honored to be a citizen here in ole CT!! *tear of joy*

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  3 года назад +34

      @@edwarddelacruz3923 coincidentally, I lived in Hartford for a year

    • @edwarddelacruz3923
      @edwarddelacruz3923 3 года назад +18

      @@noisepuppet Noway!! I was born in Hartford but I was raised in East Hartford. I can't believe a master YTP maker like yourself graced us with your presence one time!!!

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  3 года назад +20

      @@edwarddelacruz3923 I lived in Bloomfield and commuted in to Trinity. Still miss Tapas Bloomfield and Black Bamboo in West Hartford, and of course there were a million great pizza places.

  • @cs188
    @cs188 3 года назад +829

    YT keeps deleting my comments so I'll just say the Olive Garden segment truly slayed me, among everything else.

    • @deusvult99
      @deusvult99 3 года назад +57

      RUclips has been super delete happy with comments lately.

    • @j2simpso
      @j2simpso 3 года назад +31

      Thanks for offering an olive branch to noisepuppet cs188 🤣

    • @cellina.starfire
      @cellina.starfire 3 года назад +63

      _SHITISSIMO!_

    • @dartheria7914
      @dartheria7914 3 года назад +31

      CS188 stan-ing other YTPers in the comments is awesome 👌🏻

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 3 года назад +16

      When you're here, you're eating family :)

  • @Dr.DagNabit
    @Dr.DagNabit 3 года назад +456

    "I still drink Basketball"
    -Michael Jordan

    • @SerialK1986
      @SerialK1986 3 года назад +86

      OOH!!

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 3 года назад +58

      It's gotta be base-ketball!

    • @LuckyPunkProd
      @LuckyPunkProd 3 года назад +18

      @@IffyJottere The game Matt Stone and Trey Parker invented.

    • @xXMrGamePlayerXx
      @xXMrGamePlayerXx 3 года назад

      Awesome Video. I would be grateful if you checked out my Ytps

    • @steveguzman6141
      @steveguzman6141 3 года назад +10

      Now he drinks Nascar and Bubba

  • @tayocham1
    @tayocham1 3 года назад +193

    "Shit-tissimo!" should totally be Olive Garden's slogan from now till eternity.

  • @GolemAvalanche
    @GolemAvalanche 3 года назад +348

    "When Gina moves in and re-Gina-rates"
    I suppose you have to be prepared for that kinda thing when you grow up on the memes of New York.

    • @deMocskonyi
      @deMocskonyi 3 года назад +15

      My kids are gonna grow up on a lot of memes. That's literally the only thing I'll force on them.

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice Год назад +5

      ​@@deMocskonyi same

  • @DefinitiveDubs
    @DefinitiveDubs 3 года назад +329

    "When I play basketball..."
    "OOH!"
    "I always wanted the basketball."
    "OOH!"
    "Now I'm playing baseball."
    "Ooh..."

    • @artoodiitoo
      @artoodiitoo 3 года назад +22

      I beginning to think he might be obsessed with basketball!

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 3 года назад +55

      "Still drink basketball."
      "OOH??"

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 3 года назад +24

      Maybe one day he'll play Baseketball?

    • @ACBlackJ0ck
      @ACBlackJ0ck 3 года назад +15

      @@djk1288 *OOHH!*

    • @take5transfat
      @take5transfat 3 года назад +11

      @@djk1288 but he will still drink basketball

  • @lewecusgame7598
    @lewecusgame7598 3 года назад +172

    “Only 69 Cents. Nice.”

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 3 года назад +23

      For that price, you get it all: Sour rice, sour beans, sour cream, sour lettuce, sour cheese, sour tomatoes and sour guacamole

    • @XanltheCSG
      @XanltheCSG 3 года назад +4

      You have 69 likes so I won't ruin it

    • @aplimsollpunk2738
      @aplimsollpunk2738 3 года назад +11

      I could almost fook em. And then I did.

    • @shanesims892
      @shanesims892 3 года назад +7

      And then I came.

    • @rexsexson5349
      @rexsexson5349 8 месяцев назад

      Summer of 69

  • @weshammer8906
    @weshammer8906 3 года назад +88

    The Michael Jordan part killed me "I still go ooh"

  • @Coryhyman
    @Coryhyman 3 года назад +65

    "It's gotta be Baseketball"
    Trey Parker and Matt Stone have entered the chat.

  • @PichuLondonSports
    @PichuLondonSports 3 года назад +154

    Sour rice
    Sour beans
    Sour cream
    Sour lettuce
    Sour cheese
    Sour tomatoes and
    Sour guacamole
    Only 69 cents.... NICE!

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +21

      I love it with crabby babies from red member!

    • @woolfy02
      @woolfy02 3 года назад +12

      That would be one sour burrito

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +8

      This quote gives me a belly laugh every time I see it

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 3 года назад +6

      pretty sure thats just a rotten burriter there, hate tuh tell yuh

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +3

      @@ServingOthers99 but for only 69 cents, how can you turn that down!

  • @processred2858
    @processred2858 3 года назад +165

    "slomebody's gonna get slam slunked" is an instant classic holy shit

    • @mingtooter
      @mingtooter 3 года назад +18

      Sliving Slingle is a good show

  • @youisiaint
    @youisiaint Год назад +58

    The "bell" swap from the Taco Bell and Pepsi commercial was genius

  • @muhdshahid6389
    @muhdshahid6389 3 года назад +33

    "If you think I'm taking a WIZ, it's as easy as L-O-L-I-T-A"

  • @cellina.starfire
    @cellina.starfire 3 года назад +200

    I might start saying “Shitissimo” in real life.

  • @TheNewOrchestra
    @TheNewOrchestra 3 года назад +334

    When the world needed him most... he returned.

    • @ytpmichaelrosen9190
      @ytpmichaelrosen9190 3 года назад +5

      Dooting Days and Donuts was a much better return.

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 3 года назад +6

      @@ytpmichaelrosen9190 Yeah, but don't you just love it when you get brains?

    • @aplimsollpunk2738
      @aplimsollpunk2738 3 года назад +3

      Wasn't there another new video? It's gone now. What was it?

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 3 года назад +3

      @@aplimsollpunk2738 "Hell Poultry": An inspiring tale of slnimals from a repaired foundation near you.

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 2 года назад +1

      Oooo

  • @michaellechite
    @michaellechite 3 года назад +47

    "....Gina moves in and Reginarates"
    The saus is strong with this one

  • @NWGoldSilverMC
    @NWGoldSilverMC 3 года назад +57

    I was holding it together until “SHITISSIMO!”

  • @adelaidewatts1813
    @adelaidewatts1813 3 года назад +185

    I’ve always wanted a fuckerized camera with a built-in family.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 года назад +11

      Camera doubles as a fleshlight

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +10

      it's as easy as L O L I T A

    • @oldeenglishd45
      @oldeenglishd45 3 года назад +2

      OOOOOOOOH!

    • @A1Yola_cooker187
      @A1Yola_cooker187 3 года назад +5

      “ And it does all the fucking for you “

    • @KoleWilliams
      @KoleWilliams 2 года назад +7

      the camily of fameras!

  • @____NOVA____
    @____NOVA____ 3 года назад +120

    I still drink noisepuppet and now I'm playing noisepuppet 💪🥵👌

    • @erinbrown3744
      @erinbrown3744 3 года назад +35

      Ooh!

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +3

      @@erinbrown3744 Not quite as good as playing Basketball, Baseball, Basketball, or even Base-Ketball. Or Basketball.

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 4 месяца назад +2

      @@shawnfields2369 Ooh!

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 4 месяца назад +2

      Ooh!

  • @docsigma
    @docsigma 3 года назад +81

    TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 3 года назад +112

    "It's as easy as LOL (I.T.A)"
    was expecting one joke, and got an entirely different one, nice double reverse bait and switch

  • @duncanclark8933
    @duncanclark8933 3 года назад +37

    Basketball. OOEUH

  • @Mr_Wallet
    @Mr_Wallet 3 года назад +53

    I heard "camily of fameras" and DaThings popped into my head, and then you immediately pull out the _priced rice._ This whole thing is great from start to finish!

    • @dragondemon5181
      @dragondemon5181 2 года назад +1

      Ooh!

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +1

      I thought of DaThings too when I made an edit like that in my most recent YTP currently on my channel
      She really is the YTP master of sentence mixing spoonerisms

  • @WhatTheHe11isTHAT
    @WhatTheHe11isTHAT 3 года назад +11

    "I still go Ooh!"
    -Michael Jordan

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster Год назад +9

    "90s commercials ripped my flesh"
    Well, my flesh was ripped by weasels.

    • @JCondorYTPs
      @JCondorYTPs 4 месяца назад

      Those dang shadows and wheelchairs got to me :(

  • @robertlucas8104
    @robertlucas8104 3 года назад +46

    today it’s time to TOOT

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +4

      TOOT for joy, noisepuppet has uploaded!

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 3 года назад +148

    Welcome back noisepuppet. Always ready to get the JoJ done at HoH SiS.

    • @tbg8365
      @tbg8365 3 года назад +11

      100% satisfied

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 3 года назад +3

      1:37

    • @OzFanJames1900
      @OzFanJames1900 3 года назад

      Are you a furry?

    • @TheWunWhiteWolf
      @TheWunWhiteWolf 3 года назад +2

      @@OzFanJames1900 Weeb. There are no good Anime Wolf pics sadly

    • @OzFanJames1900
      @OzFanJames1900 3 года назад

      @@TheWunWhiteWolf Ah. Makes sense. BTW, I'm a furry, in case you didn't know.

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 3 года назад +64

    OUR KING RETURNS

  • @quantumblur_3145
    @quantumblur_3145 3 года назад +29

    "Puppet ass theater"
    _they're coming_

  • @VectraQS
    @VectraQS 3 года назад +37

    3:25 absolutely laid me out.

  • @mysterioso2006
    @mysterioso2006 Год назад +17

    the most beautiful thing about the 90's is that you just cant out-90's it. everything that you think about the 90's is true and then actually WAY more tubular than you could possibly imagine

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +6

      I’ve seen people try to emulate the 90’s, but yeah, they just never get it exactly right
      It lacks the bombastic music scores and distinct lack of self-awareness

  • @paperking_real
    @paperking_real 3 года назад +28

    Taco Hell. Where Everything's Sour.

  • @AussieEvil
    @AussieEvil 3 года назад +25

    Lysol slime spray: there's nothing this slime can't slime.

  • @dVaan
    @dVaan 3 года назад +84

    Back when you could go to a restaurant and fornicate for only 8.95

    • @mida8261
      @mida8261 3 года назад +10

      Now you have to pay an outrageous $8,959,598,959,faaf eh 5!
      Ridiculous!

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +8

      @@mida8261 shitissimo!

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +9

    I'm so happy for Mr. Jordan being able to balance playing Basketball( ...ooh!), Baseball( ...ooh!), and Baseketball( ...ooh!). That can be hard sometimes.

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 5 месяцев назад +3

      What about drinking Basketball (OOH)?

  • @djk1288
    @djk1288 3 года назад +104

    "After 90 years of misery..."
    "Aww, I hate God!"
    ...y'know, makes sense.

  • @onkelpappkov2666
    @onkelpappkov2666 3 года назад +29

    I am so conditioned to Noisepuppet et al. that when I get ads with an upbeat sales voice, I feel immensely let down when they turn out not to be pooped. I'm glad this content is always appropriately pooped for my satisfaction.

  • @rainman8534
    @rainman8534 3 года назад +46

    Nice to see you again, old friend.

  • @Feckinghaggis
    @Feckinghaggis 3 года назад +28

    They grew up on the memes of New York.

  • @GataZGinkgo
    @GataZGinkgo 3 года назад +56

    I love martin, but I always hated whenever gina reginarated

  • @davemunger8803
    @davemunger8803 3 года назад +9

    🎶 Shitisssimoooooooo! 🎶. * chef’s kiss *

  • @MrUnidyne
    @MrUnidyne 3 года назад +17

    "I was driving when I forgot my body."

  • @GregDaniel78
    @GregDaniel78 Год назад +5

    "Shitissimo!"

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 года назад +15

    Hey, 8.95 is some damn cheap fornication.

  • @orrenlane
    @orrenlane 3 года назад +7

    Ah yes. Nothing beats the feeling of a goog fuf sis jauaj niwewin frarf.

  • @SoulSukkur
    @SoulSukkur 3 года назад +10

    TIL Ram Ranch was a Taco Bell all along

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 3 года назад +15

    Come to the *C u m* Garden

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 3 года назад +75

    you're really getting through the decades with these, can't wait for the 2000s

  • @kiaas
    @kiaas 3 года назад +69

    I was just saying I wished noisepuppet was making more YTPs last night

    • @TheBigMclargehuge
      @TheBigMclargehuge 3 года назад +4

      You wish he made them last night?

    • @erichwashausen4602
      @erichwashausen4602 2 года назад +2

      @@TheBigMclargehuge I wish he made more tonight.

    • @kiaas
      @kiaas 2 года назад +1

      @@erichwashausen4602 we still need more puppet noises even today

    • @theslimjames
      @theslimjames 2 года назад +1

      yay

  • @fiorearciuolo691
    @fiorearciuolo691 3 года назад +22

    I still drink basketball. Still want the basketball. I still go *Oouhh!*

  • @AxelTheAussie
    @AxelTheAussie 3 года назад +78

    OH SHIT HE'S BACK

  • @destructionfun2
    @destructionfun2 3 года назад +22

    He came back when we needed him most. TooT.

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +3

      He's been around the whole time in the comments of other ytps :D

  • @orlandowordsmith6208
    @orlandowordsmith6208 3 года назад +19

    Gotta be honest, the phrase "family of cameras" already scans a little weird in my brain. Then noisepuppet comes along and makes the guy say "camily of fameras" and now my brain doesn't know which way is up. Good joj!

  • @majin428
    @majin428 Год назад +7

    2:55 🤣🤣🤣 oh god...
    “A Camily of Fameras for Price rice, at No eats Jizz.”

  • @galagachamp
    @galagachamp 3 года назад +24

    Yaaaaaaay new noisepuppet!

  • @LiquicitizenAntoine
    @LiquicitizenAntoine 3 года назад +11

    I was on the edge of my seat for the "YaY" at the end

  • @StormMartinEBFG
    @StormMartinEBFG 3 года назад +15

    HE RETURNS

  • @harysuper
    @harysuper 3 года назад +8

    I’m glad they designed and built a car. Now that’s why my Chevys a Car.

  • @rjskillz92
    @rjskillz92 3 года назад +7

    The real highlight for me is the gratuitous use of the "HOO" sound that seems to be a staple of almost all midi compositions from the 90s during the Doublemint commercial. Forget what it's called.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  3 года назад +3

      Cuica, aka monkey drum?

    • @rjskillz92
      @rjskillz92 3 года назад +1

      @@noisepuppet That's the one. Love that sound.

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 2 года назад +3

    "If you think I am taking a Wiz, it's as easy L-O-L-I-T-A."

  • @jakemaybrier9184
    @jakemaybrier9184 3 года назад +17

    I thought I was the only person on Earth who knew about Muppet Classic Theatre. Thank you, noisepuppet. Thank you for showing me I'm not alone in this wretched life.

  • @broadcastmyballs
    @broadcastmyballs Год назад +4

    A Nobody Beats the Wiz commercial? You're a real one

  • @Mrevits78
    @Mrevits78 3 года назад +11

    "It's gotta be baseketball." Noice.

  • @deweywsu
    @deweywsu 3 года назад +20

    I have to say that noisepuppet, you are truly a cut above all other YTP artists in the type of YTP you make that appeals to those of us who listen to the audio for a plot. A lot of others make YTPs that rely heavily on backward-forward scrubbing and jitter, but aren't focused on a story line. Those are great and have their place, but for someone who listens to what's being said, your work is pure genius. The tiniest details are some of the most hilarious. I was so glad to see you released new material recently. I was worried you hung up the towel after a gap there. Thanks for coming back!

  • @isaacsorensen8377
    @isaacsorensen8377 Год назад +6

    5:15 The car shown is actually a "Shitty" car

  • @Turner_Strait
    @Turner_Strait 3 года назад +28

    I would love to get a burrito for 69 cents. That would indeed be Nice.

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 3 года назад +2

      ...ceice

    • @samvision8280
      @samvision8280 3 года назад +2

      You could almost FFFFOCK ‘em

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +2

      @@samvision8280 and then I did
      and I came

  • @jackofallspades98
    @jackofallspades98 3 года назад +35

    The urge to just comment a quote from the video is strong, but I resist! Hilarious work as always, definitely had that special noisepuppet fisting that we know and love. Old commercials are such a goldmine for YTP, so happy to see another installment from you. Glad to see you're back! :)

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  3 года назад +9

      Thanks! BTW I think your channel is amazing and I show it to people whenever possible.

  • @homeequityloan1746
    @homeequityloan1746 3 года назад +13

    Toot

  • @Oecobius33
    @Oecobius33 3 года назад +9

    Love the Taco Bell bit!
    "I could almost FAWK EM."

  • @ToastyBoiChannel
    @ToastyBoiChannel 2 года назад +5

    Idk why but the "O O H" gets me everytime

  • @BossDrSample
    @BossDrSample 3 года назад +17

    I quite literally need nousepuppet in my life. Ive been using YTP as therapy for years

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 3 года назад +4

    I brought back a vision:
    *The NumbNuts*

  • @teknowil
    @teknowil 3 года назад +5

    2:05 cant stop here, bat country

  • @morganb900
    @morganb900 3 года назад +40

    it's as easy as L-O-L-I-T-A

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +9

      I completely missed what that was saying!

    • @Roflstab
      @Roflstab 3 года назад +6

      I just got this 1 week later. Wow.

  • @Code7Unltd
    @Code7Unltd 3 года назад +4

    It's gotta be Baseketball.
    *OOHH!*

  • @erichwashausen4602
    @erichwashausen4602 3 года назад +17

    1:41 that’s an appropriate thing to say after 90 years of misery.

  • @Malzanar2010
    @Malzanar2010 Год назад +5

    Syllable swaps always kill me. Like “camily of fameras”.

  • @calvinsmith9541
    @calvinsmith9541 2 года назад +3

    "Try the Maxolta Minimum Force, a fuckerised camera with a built-in family that does all the fucking for you."
    This is top-tier sentence mixing right here.

  • @Blitznuger
    @Blitznuger 3 года назад +7

    2:40 me whenever noisepuppet uploads

  • @bachaddict
    @bachaddict 3 года назад +11

    Priced rice! Finally something I can afford

  • @embercoral
    @embercoral 3 года назад +8

    Ah yes, my favorite beverage...
    *basesketball*

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 3 года назад +5

    1:17 “CAnt you just TUrn up the DAmn HEAt?!

  • @zacconeacademy1883
    @zacconeacademy1883 3 года назад +5

    new noise puppet always makes my day

  • @Ermano300
    @Ermano300 3 года назад +5

    This video saved me from a shitty day today. Thank you.

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 3 года назад +3

    OMG, I remember the "Nobody Beats The Wiz" store. Always wanted to go there, but it was too far away...Yyayy...
    The Lumina wasn't that bad of a car for $16K. If you waited until '97-'99 and got the LTZ trim level and optional 3.8L engine, you had a "sleeper."

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  3 года назад +1

      Yeah, I feel like "it's a car" sums up the old Lumina's sort of generic all around carishness. It's also got this "budget luxury" vibe that was more common in previous eras.

  • @vampylass3848
    @vampylass3848 3 года назад +5

    As a 90s kid I guarantee, everybody was on the Memes of New York!

  • @EthePianoMan
    @EthePianoMan 3 года назад +20

    Is that a Zappa reference in the title, you cheeky bastard?

    • @hectorvoskin
      @hectorvoskin 3 года назад +1

      Weasels is a top 5 Zappa album of mine. The cover is my computer background.

    • @EthePianoMan
      @EthePianoMan 3 года назад

      @@hectorvoskin Well I’m looking to listen to more Zappa, so what’s your number 1 album of his?

    • @hectorvoskin
      @hectorvoskin 3 года назад

      @@EthePianoMan We're Only In It For The Money

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster Месяц назад +1

    "Now, I'm playing baseball." OOH!
    "Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor." !HOO

  • @DatFMEntertainment
    @DatFMEntertainment 3 года назад +6

    I always wondered what if there was 90s commercials, like the 80s and 70s. After 90 years of misery, my wish unintentionally came true.

  • @RIPCompanionCube
    @RIPCompanionCube 3 года назад +18

    HELL YEAHHHHHHH

  • @joshuaswannmusic6462
    @joshuaswannmusic6462 Год назад +2

    Love this poop but also the Zappa reference with the thumbnail

  • @patrickdabs
    @patrickdabs 3 года назад +4

    Poisenuppet uploads are sacred.

  • @Deepestofoceanicblue
    @Deepestofoceanicblue 3 года назад +4

    You know it's good when this guy rubs one out.
    Like gathering around noisepuppet's favourite armchair for story time but instead of heartfelt stories about life, he opens the book and it's all YTP. And you get those LSD feels.
    You're going to experience inverted memoirs from past times.

  • @r7m
    @r7m 3 года назад +5

    “shitissimo!”

  • @Liliputian07
    @Liliputian07 3 года назад +3

    when gina moves in and regenerates

  • @mattnorth7452
    @mattnorth7452 3 года назад +7

    So glad you're still producing quality content, noisepuppet. Highlight of my day, right here.

  • @EvanMe
    @EvanMe 3 года назад +5

    I got so excited to see a new Noisepuppet video, I rented a horse.

  • @evanwoehlke5336
    @evanwoehlke5336 3 года назад +4

    The muppet part was the funniest.

  • @CzlowiekDrzewo
    @CzlowiekDrzewo 2 года назад +3

    It's as easy as L O L I T A

  • @jakesteven1980
    @jakesteven1980 3 года назад +4

    Any decade noisepuppet travels, he always add sus and toots that are impossible to resist.