"They know I'm a buzzard so they've given me more carrion, which i prefer to think of as food." You are a the most clever pooper out there, my frieirf.
@@saxongreen78 And I missed it by 16 years...rears. TooT. You don't have to compromise; yes you do...whoo. No, you don't. Don't let 1997 take you by surprise...your eyes; your rice, yoy, yaay.
All you gotta do is send in your: -Replacement Request -Police Request -Police Report -Replacement Report -Quest Request -Police Radio -29 Request -99 Report
@@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 2017 removal of passengers from United Express Flight 3411 they removed 4 paying passengers from the plane to make room for deadheading employees, one of which was injured as a result of being beat up and dragged out after refusing to surrender his seat due to him being a pulmonologist with appointments on the following day
The replacement request, police request, police report, replacement report, quest request, 29 requests, and 99 reports are all a very necessary part of the process. You send in your police radio just to let them know you're serious.
0:12 "My ass is completely squashed" was unexpected, and it made me cough laughing! XD EDIT: It's been 6 minutes and I'm still in tears laughing from that first commercial! X'DD
Highlights from automated closed captions: "I get my clothes off an abundance of Norway" "You need to see despicable grace installed" "No matter who you are you are gonna run unless you shave your legs" "You'll have to compromise your Google foot"
New England 734 New York 7 Never thought I'd see a shot at my football team in a YTP I should just become a New Orleans Taints fan, they are the ideal NFL team after all.
0:53 As someone who usually can't stand the noises of screamin' babehs, this edit of the guy just struggling to get through the door while you can still hear the pitch-shifted bawling is just brilliant XD
That was an extremely honest Quasar commercial. I was a child back in the 70's. I remember some of these commercials. You're doing a great job with them!
That's because that fucker didn't know that a long dick was going into his rectum, and that this was a land where only the survivors survive, so you can't afford to suck. Which is why quasar sucks. Don't let 1977 take YOU by surprise. Even if I'm not old enough for that to be relevant, as I was born in 1993. But still, 1997's going to be here in a moment, so don't let it take you by surprise, and don't let Metropolitan fuck YOU! Also, don't let those pesky racists try and sell you their bs motor oil. They'll also try to fuck you. Don't let them! You're the Soss!!
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"United Airlines makes me feel like a luggage". Wow things never change lol
“My ass is completely squashed”
Wow things never change
"United Airlines makes me feel like luggage"
noisepuppet knew
They know I'm a spacey woman!
They know I'm a buzzard!
@@antioriginalityguy
SS
SoS
So they've given me more carrion, which I prefer to think of as food!
"They know I'm a buzzard so they've given me more carrion, which i prefer to think of as food."
You are a the most clever pooper out there, my frieirf.
I grab my cake, my ass is completely squashed, I get my clothes off, and the buzzard is on her way!
!yay!
SOS!
Hear! Heeearrrreeerrr!
"Don't let 1977 take you by suprise."
Gotta be ready, can't let your guard down around 1977
I missed it by two months...toot...yeet.
@@saxongreen78 And I missed it by 16 years...rears. TooT. You don't have to compromise; yes you do...whoo. No, you don't. Don't let 1997 take you by surprise...your eyes; your rice, yoy, yaay.
Run BARRY run
@@devinthierault You got it!
United Airlines makes me feel like *LUGGAGE.*
They know I'm a *SPACEY* woman.
+youngbloodfantasy91 Where you're the Soss!
The rest I could not make out.
Omg she likes Kevin Spacey pukes
"In a land where only the survivors survive, people can't afford to suck"
"which is why quasar sucks"
"you suck too"
"And you're looking for rough ass sex"
IT'S COCK
Quasar: let's f*ck it in the @ss
Don't let 1977 take you by surprise
Don't let Metropolitan fuck you.
Seeyes
...shise!
I got mice
You and me shitting together.
All you gotta do is send in your:
-Replacement Request
-Police Request
-Police Report
-Replacement Report
-Quest Request
-Police Radio
-29 Request
-99 Report
+antiswattt3 UOYOU.
That's a lot of work just to get a new JoJ. I guess Dr. Stutter wasn't promoting his Ordering Cake program yet.
+GZEUS ONE fuckin bureucracy.
+Tetrahedrite then you have to do it all over again
+noisepuppet You have to do what ever it takes to get the JOJ done.
1977 took me by surprise, that's for damn sure.
1977 really sucked for luxury cars.
Paperking99 true dat
It did actually tbh
1979 Lincoln Mark V owner here, can confirm that the 400 engines sucked
True statement.
"I've got mice."
1977 took everyone by surprise by being the most '70s' year of the 70s
WE NEED NOISEPUPPET BACK !!!!!!!!!
"You do have to compromise."
"You don't have to compromise."
"Yes, you do."
"No, you don't."
"F*cking Continental hasn't comprimized. F*ck you, and f*ck your luxury cars."
*SOS*
- Fucking Continental hasn't compromised!
- Fuck you and fuck your luxury cars!
;'D ;'D ;-D
"No, ma'am, you are a gnome."
Try using that in normal conversation.
"United Airlines makes me feel like luggage"
Noisepuppet predicting Flight 3411 over a year in advance... how do you do it?
He can see the future, but can only tell it via ytp
I don’t get it
@@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 2017 removal of passengers from United Express Flight 3411
they removed 4 paying passengers from the plane to make room for deadheading employees, one of which was injured as a result of being beat up and dragged out after refusing to surrender his seat due to him being a pulmonologist with appointments on the following day
Not sure if I like "pesky racists" or the announcer arguing with himself better
How these videos don't have millions of views I'll never know. The sentence mixing is the most creative and funniest I have ever heard
The replacement request, police request, police report, replacement report, quest request, 29 requests, and 99 reports are all a very necessary part of the process.
You send in your police radio just to let them know you're serious.
Glad to see the 70s finally obeyed the restraining order.
A small investment of $4.
+The RetroGameNinja Small loan of 4 dollars
that's like $1,000,000 in 1970's money!
"Barbara Walters and her hairy beaver" hahahaha
The 70s were the decade of the Hairy Beaver!
Wow, two TOOT in one video? I feel like you're spoiling us now!
Twoot
Hey, that's MY profile pic!
@@_ArmIa also has a different profile pic with roughly the same energy.
GEE BILL
You do have to compromise.
You don’t have to compromise.
Yes, you do.
No, you don’t.
Fiore Arciuolo Are you sure I don’t? Because I do. But I don’t.
Those pesky racists. Do they really have to be picky with both people AND motor oil?
Bofa D. Snutts
Im merely trying to find some place to buy my TOOT.
"United airlines makes me feel like luggage" predicted the future
Crocodile Dundingle actually true
I forgot how much this video repairs my soul on a deep level. I'm glad I came across it again. I love you noisepuppet
you suck too!
"Unless you shave your head, you are a loser"
"Watch them on the evening snooze"
Brilliant
0:12 "My ass is completely squashed" was unexpected, and it made me cough laughing! XD
EDIT: It's been 6 minutes and I'm still in tears laughing from that first commercial! X'DD
where you're the soss!
Woman from the Quasar commercial: It's Coock!
Let’s fook it in the az
Highlights from automated closed captions:
"I get my clothes off an abundance of Norway"
"You need to see despicable grace installed"
"No matter who you are you are gonna run unless you shave your legs"
"You'll have to compromise your Google foot"
+GZEUS ONE Google Foot? Sounds like a shoe version of Google Glass.
It's kinda funny with the United Airlines controversy going on this ytp is the first thing I thought of
“…Ole Miss Rebels…”
That’s pretty good.
"United Airlines makes me feel like luggage"
"New England 734"
Some things never change, unfortunately.
In a land where only the survivors survive lmao
People can't afford to suck which is why Quasar sucks.
“You suck too. And you’re looking for rough ass sex”
I got mice
Survivor Series promos in the WWF would have phrases like this unironically sometimes
“1977 really sucked for luxury cars”
They know I'm a buzzard... so they've given me more carrion, which I prefer to think of as food.
in a land where only the survivors survive.
why do these crack me up so hard
I'm not old enough to have had 1977 take me by surprise.
Metropolitan Lol reminds you that 1977 will be here in a moment...
New England 734
New York 7
Never thought I'd see a shot at my football team in a YTP
I should just become a New Orleans Taints fan, they are the ideal NFL team after all.
Not to mention they've been consistently displaying their genitals for lolz.
@@necelticsox ralph the meat
Don't let Metropolitan fuck you.
0:53 As someone who usually can't stand the noises of screamin' babehs, this edit of the guy just struggling to get through the door while you can still hear the pitch-shifted bawling is just brilliant XD
2:39 We won't be able to see Barbara Walters and her hairy beaver anymore, sadly.
You sure got a lot of mileage out of that Evel Knievel promo, didn't you, Noisepuppet?
"1977 really sucked for luxury cars"
True dat
I got mice
"Metropolitan LaL reminds you that 1977 will be here in a moment"
That was an extremely honest Quasar commercial. I was a child back in the 70's. I remember some of these commercials. You're doing a great job with them!
New England 734 vs New York 7. Why did they bother playing the fourth quarter. 😂
Yeah, I hate it when my ass gets completely squashed too, but hey, at least I have my cake.
fuck the friendly skies
You gotta prioritize somewhere, man.
At least you're the Soss.
In a world gone mad, these videos are the only sanity.
"Metropolitan Lol reminds you that 1977 will be here in a moment."
"Fuckin' Continental hasn't compromised." Some things never change.
@Biruk2002 Dayum, you beat me to it HAHAHA :-D - "United Airlines makes me feel like a luggage".
3:09 When people stare at me for no reason.
1:52 You don't have to compromise. Yes you do. No! You DON'T!
That deep 70's commercial voice makes the sentence mixing piss pants worthy...
I am the soos.
+GameCheater803 I am the WalruSooS
Goo goo g'jooj'g
I got mice
"Don't let 1977 take you by surprise"
*Loads M14 with malicious intent*
This has got to be the best sentence mixing I've ever heard!!🤣😆
"sauce" most used word in ytp's....
It's one of the best ones though...
SuS
YaaY
Fuckin' Continental hasn't compromised.
LMAO Thanks for another great Ytp. This shit was hilarious.
2:30 "see eyes" joke before TheStarFishy
don't let 1977 take you by surprise
I was worried about 1977 taking me by surprise... then along came 2020.
It took us all by surprise.
I'm afraid 1977 took me by surprise.
I unironically enjoyed the chest hair thank u
Jo Wilson Didn’t we all?
You go girig SUS
"In a land where only the survivors survive, people can't afford to suck."
Which is why quasar sux
1:24 *heavenly voice* "Quasaaarrrr"
*_YOUI!_*
You're the Soss
IN A LAND, WHERE ONLY THE SURVIVORS SURVIVE...
People can't afford to suck...
...which is why Quasar sucks.
You suck too
1:05 damn, that score is something
The buzzard bit was pretty good.
1:01 that's a clever inside joke noisepuppet... the reversal of mom is... mom.
Thanks, I also do a couple gags here and there with wow-mom because they're the same word, except upside down.
@@noisepuppet it's a pyramid...the tallest monkey in the world
You're the SoSS
"1977 will be here in a moment
weak sus
you an me shitting together
dont let 1977 take you by surprise"
0.o please god no! not twice :S
Ha! We actually had a quasar top loader VCR when I was a kid
Its cohhhawkkk
0:32 I laughed so hard!😂
That's because that fucker didn't know that a long dick was going into his rectum, and that this was a land where only the survivors survive, so you can't afford to suck. Which is why quasar sucks. Don't let 1977 take YOU by surprise. Even if I'm not old enough for that to be relevant, as I was born in 1993. But still, 1997's going to be here in a moment, so don't let it take you by surprise, and don't let Metropolitan fuck YOU! Also, don't let those pesky racists try and sell you their bs motor oil. They'll also try to fuck you. Don't let them! You're the Soss!!
Moral of the story: beware of 1977... **WEAKSAUCE**.
Jokes on you, you made the United Airlines commercial more accurate.
The evening snooze was nice tonight
Wavy snooze!
Was I the only one who heard "What the fuck are you looking at you asshotel"? :D :D :D
Praise the Soss!
That last line gets picked up perfectly by the auto transcriptions
0:33-0:38 COMEDY GOLD
"What the fuck are you looking at?"
"Watch them on the Evening Snooze."
Wee.
I can't stop laughing
I had to watch this right away so I could see the "TOOT". And I was not disappointed.
this was uploaded on my b-day awesome i feelz the feelz
I've got mice. :)
Fuckin Continental hasn't compromised
About 0:51, if you have on the auto caption, it said, "This noose which is an investment of $4." WTF. 🙃
I let 1977 take me by surprise :(
No I didnt it did not have my consent. But I saw that evil racist on ABC
YOU ARE THE SOSS
If television had a YTP channel, I would watch more TV. Soss.
Would they still show normal commercials, or would they be ytp'd too? 🤔
IT COC !
don't you have as much chest hair as that snorkling dude....Because of....uhm...your age?
Yes but mine is sleek and lustrous like the pelts of the Tsar's favorite ermines.
noisepuppet **insert moaning sound from sideshow bob when he steps on a rake here**
noisepuppet
Thank you, i will work it into my next conversation. Might cost me a potential new acquaintance but there's plenty of fish in the sea.
4 people let 1977 take them by surprise.
"1977 really sucked for luxury cars." I'd tend to agree
I'd like to inform you that 1977 will be here in a moment......weeks......
@@HoustonMediaHD You and me shitting together....
1:52
You’ve got your *_TOOT_*
@@dylanlarson4658 you do have to compromise
@@noisepuppet You _Don’t_ have to compromise
@@dylanlarson4658 yes you do
@@noisepuppet no you don’t. Fuckin’ continental hasn’t compromised
@@dylanlarson4658 fuku and fokyur luxury cars!!