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Serious “asking for a friend” energy. 😂
😂
I think this is the most anyone has ever used the word bidet
Not in Italy. We love the bidet here. There is no bathroom without bidet. Honestly I can't understand how the rest of the world can live without
Although this is a French word, and there is a famous rhyme for children on it, we only have bidets in old houses and not in modern bathrooms.
You clearly never had a conversation with my grandpa during xmas dinner...
@@pappalippa4687 I have one in my Polish bathroom!
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Definitely one of my favourite SNL sketches. The way they never say what the bidet will be used for, but just hint at worse and worse things is just comic genius!
They wanna have sex with the bidet.
duhh
😂lol😂😂
Thanks for the analyses
@@adamleckius2253 😏
*And the emergency plumber...Is he available anytime, bidet or bi-night?* 👌🏻 Lol
I wish you could have written that part in the skit, that was genius.
You see what he did there? Brilliant. This deserves more Thumbs Ups.
LMFAO!!!!!!! Genius!!
Great line... I would make one tweak to switch it up to say ... “bi-night or bidet” to keep the punch on bidet.
That is so damn clever
Never has the word bidet been so funny and so disturbing.
Kasino80 hehehe
I have been saying "Bidet" "Bidet" like them for a whole 2 hours!
Nice Hamilton profile pic
Love the profile pic @Kasino80
Exactly you're left wondering what is it that they are up to with the ...Bidet
The wet money implies that they are coming straight from another hotel, which they had to leave due to beyond repair bidet catastrophe 😄 Perfect ending!!!
Yeah the gap between bidets nearly ruined their vacation :)
it was not sturdy!
Ohhhhhhhhh!!! Thanks for letting everyone know! There was nothing very obvious in this video. Thankfully we have others willing to cease what they are doing and provide explanations for (or perhaps a transcript of what was said and seen in) the videos on YT.
@@skiphoffenflaven8004 Actually, those "explainers" and quotation providers prove very useful and handy for people whose first language is not the language of the skit and therefore might have problems understanding the lines and the jokes.
@@skiphoffenflaven8004 actually I didn't have thought that far... Only that it did involve a bidet, but not specifically a hotel one, neither all the back story suggested here.
Zach is the perfect kind of weird for this. I love how he says "damaged beyond repair".
Sounds like a funeral.🤣
this is one of my favorite skits - i mean bidet wise
LOL. You Made my bidet!
@@CategoricalImperative and you made mine xD
You made your bidet, now sit on it
Roll-away bidet gets me every time 😂
My wife and I rented a room and there were two toilets in the bathroom. I looked inside one and flushed it and it shot me in the face. My first encounter with a bidet! My wife told EVERYONE!
That's dang funny lmaooo
Bidet understood right?
Lol
LOLOLOL
Jesus loves you and died for you!!
“Or will there be a gap between the hotel and the hospital bidet-wise?” 😂😂
Scott Vik I DIED at that part😂😂😂
I came here to see if anyone commented this haha
one of my faves too 🤣
The best line in the entire sketch!
Wiig's body language before they start asking about the bidet is brilliant!
Almost penelopesque , after playing with her hair, one would expect to say: So, so...I invented the bidet... you know ?
It’s like she’s flirting with the bidet like ”daamn bidet you fiiine” 😂
Brilliant, you say?
@@etherospike3936 Penelopesque?
@@Y20XTongvaLand She has this character on SNL called Penelope.
Wiig and Galifianakis are great in this, but credit to Andy Samberg too. He's a great straight man in this one.
Who knew he was such a great straight man? So versatile!
@@natalies1306 He probably did a lot of it in SNL, but yeah, you usually only see him going for laughs. People think it's easy, but it's quite an art. The consensus is Bud Abbott was the best straight man in the biz.
it is really offensive to refer to a heterosexual male as a "straight man" as if if a homosexual male is somehow crooked
please check your privilege
@@PresidentHillaryClinton are you serious or joking? I can't tell any more, there are so many on RUclips without a clue, but you haven't added a winking, or smiling face, so I am going to assume you have never heard the show business definition of "straight man" (and haven't read the replies!), but if you REALLY think his sexuality was being discussed, please, check your jumping to conclusions and please check your outrage. Oh and have a look at this (no need to apologise as if you would have anyway): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man By the way, I'm gay and I call hetero dudes "straight" so does EVERY gay person I know and it doesn't automatically mean we are saying WE are bent! So you should stop being offended on behalf of others until you are ASKED to. But hey if you WERE joking, no worries.
@@BabyFaceBren Well said.
I worry for the bidets well-being. Someone please alert the authorities.
😂 nice one 😂
Yes, that bidet is in imminent danger. BPS must be called.
Hahahahah genious
My favourite thing is how she specifically asks if there's a "debit" system for the bidet.
Because debit and bidet are anagrams?
Maybe a prepay bidet.
And the "bəə deɪɪɪɪɪɪɪ" is now echoing in my head
you clearly know your ipa, pete
How about now?
still there?
Isnt it bɪdeɪ
@@babyleader yes but they were pronouncing it like [ə]
3:28 Zach Galifianakis breaking because he just read the next line on the cue card😂😂😂
lol, yep, he's so cute
My grandma had one of them. I always thought it was a sink for children.
don't tell me you didn't use it as a poop hole
I did not. D:
I still don't know what it's for
Who hasn't?
Volpe glad i havent
bidet-wise?
"I'm not gonna lie to you: it involes a bidet" :D
gap between the hotel and hospital...bidet-wise?ahaha
This is very Monty-Python-esque! Imagine John Cleese as the husband and Terry Jones as the wife.
Exactly right!
yep :)
Oh wow I can so see it!
You're all idiots.
Just what I was thinking!
When in Corona times, I bet people are wishing they could get their hands on a rollaway bidet 😂
Now they’re fighting over toilet paper 😂
Luda Imperatori PAHAHAHGAHAHA
The sales of bidets increased by a lot
Corona times on Coronado island
You still have to dry your butt you know...
“Had their gag reflects removed” is an under appreciated line here.
reflects
They do not think about when they last gagged. Wise.
Reflex. Duh
@@willspy4u Awww meanie
“And their ambulances, they have bidets?” Lmao
"And there's a sturdiness to it?... the bidet? ... It can accommodate a ... heavy carriage?"
The script + Zach's delivery is a fantastic combination
Yes yes yes
I think this is the most subtle I've ever seen Kristen Wiig, her little point at the bidet really got me together
These two together don’t even need a script to be hilarious- they need to do movies together
They did Masterminds!! So funny !
I dunno. Last time Wiig did a movie without a script we got Ghostbusters 2016.
Just sayin....
@@sarahbenton7573 ...and did she do the movie without a bidet?
I can't believe I've never seen this before. This is my life, post-bidet.
It's been ten years since I last watched this sketch and I still remember it every time I hear about bidets. I think this was the first time I had even heard about them at all.
I heard about them today the first time like you
I could hear the "damaged BEYOND repair" line in this 10,000 times and still crack up every single time. Brilliant. 🤣
Dude the fact that they could make me laugh using one word the whole time is talent😂😂😂
When they asked about the nearest hospital I lost it😅😂😂😂
Their facial expressions, just grand :))))
I love how they already know that they're probably gonna end up in the hospital :D.
The voice of experience...
"And their ambulances, they have bidets? Or would there be a gap, between the hotel and the hospital, bidet-wise?" xD
Yes. You just quoted part of the sketch. For some reason.
I don't get how they were all able to pull straight faces for the entire sketch - this hilarious!
Monde Ngalonkulu - you can see Kristen almost losing it at one point, but she looks away and gets it under control.
Notice how the three of them stand still for the majority of the skit, and a lot of the humor comes from the dialog and facial expressions. Brilliant! Miss this era of SNL.
Great point
Some snl skits will forever remain, timeless.
The hotel shown at the beginning is the Coronado, it was used in Marylin Monroe's "Some Like it Hot", Peter O'Toole's 'The Stunt Man', and other movies.
UberDurable thats cool to know
and the bidet?
Andy Samberg once used the bidet at Adam Sandlers house and some others
Imma go there on holliday. -and,also, use the bidet.. by day. Do you get that?
I remembered it!!
I have used a bidet for 3 months now exclusively and now i finally get why they care about it so much :)
This is the greatest SNL sketch ever. PERIOD
Agree! I always come back and watch this lol
Bidets are as standard as toilets in Italy.
I only realized how much we take it for granted once I moved to the UK 😂
In Argentina too
I lived with Italians at university.. one of them told me he had a friend come to stay, and he washed his ass in the sink because he couldn't find the bidet!
Honestly I find weird gaps between cultures like that really curious and interesting. I wonder when such differences first started!?
In 45 years, I’ve come across maybe 10 bidets in the UK, mainly in hotels and luxury homes built in the late ‘70s/early ‘80s, when they were somewhat trendy. I’m thinking of buying a bidet attachment for my toilet.
I have NO IDEA....WHY I can't stop watching this skit.
Excellent how Andy just keeps politely but vaguely answering their questions lolol no matter how heavy their implications are lol
It is, he did it just like a good hotel guy at an upscale hotel !!!
I am completely in love with Ms Wig
perkyporkpie *wiig
Japan has a bidet device in the actual toilet. Also music, heating, a scrubbing device, translator, voice command and a chess set. They have very complicated toilets.
And a chess set, whoa. I am not sophisticated enough to go to Japan.
And there's a sturdiness to it?.. the chess set?
hahahha@@StormyHoneyBunchSpank130InJail
The pineapple of modern achievement..
I do not understand the Japanese preoccupation with toilet activities.
I am still laughing..my stomach hurts ,I can’t breath from laughing
They are obsessed with the bidet and I'm obsessed with them. A doomed sad love triangle.
Not doomed at all! They've checked that it's sturdy enough to accommodate an overnight guest, as well.
Haha so random and meaningless, yet so funny!
Laughing at someone's weird fetish is meaningless ? Then you didn't get the joke.
daskriege Than what?
+daskriege What you wrote doesn't even make sense.
@@foljs5858 ooof!
That's why I love the creepy twins zoom call skit. Just random
Kristen’s hands at 1:34 are the best moment of this truly great skit!
Let me show you my play room: Opens door - several sturdy bidets.
I dare anyone to use the phrase "bidet-wise" in a coherent sentence.
I'm an Architect and I will comment here back upon using the word bidet-wise.
owls aren't smart, bidet-wise.
@@ultrakool please elaborate
@@dqw4w9wgxcq32 owls..not smart..but dey wise (ebonics)
not too swift on the uptake there, huh sport?
@@ultrakool I know what you said, I'm asking how and why owls aren't smart (bidet-wise).
Alfred I want bidets installed in all rooms of the mansion now!
Hahahahahahhaha
Alfred already has one in his room. And sound proofing. That's why he'll never retire.
Alfred with a quizzical look replies: "Ahh..yes. Straight away Mr. Wayne.
So a bat bidet?
I don’t think anyone could have made this as funny as Zach did 👏🏻👏🏻
I know, it really feels like that.
when you're from Italy and every house has bidets in their bathrooms and then you watch this sketch and wonder why the hell they have so many questions about a normal bidet
The whole joke is that they have an abnormal obsession with bidets 😃 (either that or they feel proud that they know the word bidet and want to flex by using it as much as possible lol)
Because in America they don't have bidets as commonly as we do, therefore in this skit they went the extra mile in imagining what sorts of ends could the bidet serve and put these two using it for (alledgely) dangerous kinky stuff
In Argentina every toilet has a bidet too
Bidetwise ....
that almost had samberg lose character! :P
This is Monty Python-esque. Great work by all three, and by the writers.
I cant imagine what theyre planning to do with the bidet.
Everything I picture is a true nightmare
How can they make this thing unbelievably hilarious!?
Whoa Hotel del Coronado at the beginning of the sketch! Haha I literally just drove by it this morning on my way home from work!
Do they have bidet?
Law of attraction. That means ya on track with your life plan. Something is coming up. 😆 no such thing as coincidences.
Something "bidet wise" is bound to happen to you...!
I recognize that hotel also, except it’s been almost 25 years since the last time I drove past it.
The bidet was the most missed item in the bathroom when I came to live here.
Install your own, Clear Rear
props to this actors for not cracking up while delivering their lines
How did they keep a straight face through this?! 🤣🤣🤣
I remember watching this skit with an exgf and we were laughing our asses off at how stupid this was. A few months later we were watching a horror movie and the people in the movie found an old tomb and started to open it. And i said "what the hell is in there?" and she says "imagine it was a bideeet!" I nearly passed out laughing.
Cool story bro
That's cute. I'm sorry she's your ex. I hope you're doing well
@@aurora8749 Its all good. We have a son together and get along fine. Thanks. i appreciate the kind sentiment. Hope all is well with you also.
Hahahaha
😂😂😂 This broke me down into audible laughter.
One of the funniest little sketches of all time. Just funny
Bidets are brilliant... should be standard everywhere.
Indeed.
Pandemic inspiration
Agree, US ppl need to be educate at how to use it.We European mostly having it from a century...Oh yup, sorry French and Brits! Lol
Could you please show me how to use one? LOL!!!!
Bidets are amazing! Hard to believe they aren't more popular here in the US- so much more sanitary and really quite refreshing!
Who else here after Seth Meyers interview?
Me!
I am and I am not amused
🤚🤚🤚
SmekWest20 meeee😂
Guilty m’lud 😂😂😂
😂😂😂omg this is the best. These two are amazing together!!
Classic, hilarious, so well-written, three talented people
I had a bidet in my house for 4 years and never used it.
Zach is really hilarious
He really is.
These two are always amazing together
“Or would there be a gap… between the hospital and the hotel… bidet-wise” 🤣🤣🤣
But.....wouldn't he be so injured at that point that he'd temporarily not be able to think about using a bidet? I mean, he's going to the hospital!
3:28 is probably the moment when Zach is reading the last cue card (gag reflexes removed) and almost at the point of breaking character. 😂😂😂
Even something so simple as a bidet and these guys just kill it and knock it out of the park. you wont find anyone with more talent.
This is one of the funniest SNL sketches😂😂
Well I guess all can say is where I come from the ambulances and hospitals have bidets soooo.... I guess my bidets are a little better than yours soooo....
Kristen Wiig is the Best!
Frisbee sucks..
I’m a wiigger too 🤣
Amazing they were able to keep a straight face through that skit.
My grandmother thought that it was a urinal for when you're wearing a long dress. The image of grandma squatting over the bidet in he formal has haunted me ever since.
ITALY LOVES BIDET!
I was waiting for a comment like this 🇮🇹
hahaha LEGENDARY!!!!!!
This has a very different meaning now
Can't live without it...
Yes, of course!!
Might just be the peak of Zack's career.. every line (and expression) delivered perfectly
It's possible.
I know this is very old, but this is genius! At no time is it mentioned what they plan to do in our around the bidet! The escalation to asking about the nearest hospital was especially hillarious.
Anyone here after andy's interview with seth?
Andy Richter ? Otherwise wich Andy are u talking about ?
@@mamouilletten1562 serkis. Guy has range
Why would you this be involved an I interview w Seth?
One of the greatest sketches ever!
She is awesome
“I’m not gonna lie to you, it involves bidet.” 🤣🤣🤣
That's funny, and I appreciate a well made bidet! Also, the exterior shot is the Hotel del Coronado in San Diego, if anyone is wondering.
Galifianakis and Wiig, two of my favorite people on tv!
I was wondering, thank you!
Saw this the night it was aired. Still a favorite in my family
Keep re-watching it over and over... the bedeeeh .. priceless
as an italian i happened to appreciate the skit even more! and it hurts me to see that the comedy section is unaware of how helpful bidets are.
I can never imagine not using water to clean 😭
We kind of know. But only abstractly.
Ever since I first started using one, and the unfortunate situation where you have to use another bathroom and use toilet paper makes you feel like a neanderthal.
So you do have emergency repair ready, bi-det or bi-night?
Yes as an Italian living in a country with no bidets…. The first years I was completely annoyed then I had to have one installed at my place and have all the guests asks what is for
I say is to wash my feet
I still cannot believe that not every country is using the bidet 😂
That would be too many people using one bidet. That's exactly when bidet's break.
At least a portable peri bottle.
Why? Honestly you can do the same thing in the bath tub, or at least, the correct use of the bidet, that stuff can be done in the bath tub...I don't know about the other things...
@@georgettebirmelin1210 in the bath tub you need to remove all your clothes at least from the waist down and sit precariously. Many times a day! On a bidet you just lower your pants and underwear and sit comfortably anytime, many times a day and always keep clean
This is by far the funniest Bidet skit in the world :D
I haven't cry laughed this hard in so long! 😂😂😂
Ditto. Needed that.
Hands DOWN MY FAVORITE ZACH sketch, we have been laughing about bidets for years since this sketch ♥
2022: The world still lacks roll-away bidets. What a shame.
This is the creepiest skit ever. I'm surprised everyone stayed in character.
lol that was a gem, when snl gets one right, they damn sure get it right, classic stuff.
Anything with Kristen Wigg is gold, Zack makes it Platinum.
Watching Kristin try not to laugh at everything Zach says is hilarious in and of itself.