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  • @Nico2000
    @Nico2000 5 лет назад +5675

    Imagine being approached in a parking lot by a person claiming to be a police officer wearing a yellow garbage bag and wielding a baton and a red gun

    • @INDIlob
      @INDIlob 5 лет назад +19

      @jason9022 fr 1312 namean

    • @hemipemi
      @hemipemi 5 лет назад +56

      Just another day in Staines.

    • @costa_349
      @costa_349 4 года назад +13

      Element of surprise!

    • @BReedhomies
      @BReedhomies 4 года назад +5

      Imagine being those dudes who got beat up. Jesus

    • @ohhjaysimpson
      @ohhjaysimpson 4 года назад +6

      @jason9022 you sound like a real life ali g

  • @Tom135
    @Tom135 6 лет назад +9289

    "you know what a burglary is?"
    "for real i has done a couple"

  • @chaostade4087
    @chaostade4087 6 лет назад +5444

    if this was 10 hours straight i could watch it.

  • @Enbix
    @Enbix 4 года назад +1895

    2:06 "Oi! that ain't the time to get her number man!"
    lmao

    • @NYCDom
      @NYCDom 4 года назад +6

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @Rawrora19
      @Rawrora19 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I missed that

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 4 года назад +12

      Lol I couldn’t understand what he was saying. Great caption 😂

    • @marcobiral2883
      @marcobiral2883 3 года назад +5

      2:22 ... We be back on tha road after my man Brinkman finally finish this shit..." :D

  • @BAGAKOOS
    @BAGAKOOS 6 лет назад +4247

    lol sacha had fun doin this one and all the cops were really good sports as well.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +17

      Imagine the victims thou

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue 4 года назад +81

      NominiMaximi I mean, they’re acting in the sense that they’re pretending they’re actually training him on callouts. They’re not acting in the sense that they’re real cops who are aware it’s a tv show and are genuinely good sports

    • @owenwilson9398
      @owenwilson9398 4 года назад +14

      You can tell he's suppressing a smile the whole time 😆

    • @PlowKingzter
      @PlowKingzter 4 года назад +1

      @@kavalogue Lol. No.

    • @humanoid144
      @humanoid144 4 года назад

      sasha

  • @oglinkgog
    @oglinkgog 2 года назад +341

    "one brother, one honky..." cracks me up everytime.. and the people behind laughing 🤣

  • @GILFHUNTER187
    @GILFHUNTER187 7 лет назад +3004

    Brinkman is a cool dude lol

    • @woody816
      @woody816 6 лет назад +37

      Yes he is

    • @RealArtVandelay
      @RealArtVandelay 5 лет назад +56

      For real at 2:38 You can clearly see on sashas face that hes enjoying himself and happy that hes making Brinkman laugh, hes laughing with him.not at his expanse

    • @JWB86
      @JWB86 5 лет назад +31

      Giving Ali the baton like you'd give a bored child their favourite toy to play with lol

    • @magg93
      @magg93 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah he is definitely the nice cop :D

    • @jaycustom21
      @jaycustom21 4 года назад +1

      Ali G said his man Brinkman was crap tho when they were leaving the burglary 😂 And that he was mental cuz he was taking too long to get out on the street 😂

  • @fahrigonzo
    @fahrigonzo 7 лет назад +2312

    Brinkman got the toughest test lol

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +18

      Cop at the end grab Sacha hand a put it on the crotch jaha

  • @flatplant
    @flatplant 6 лет назад +2470

    3:53 he almost broke character.

    • @chinkans
      @chinkans 5 лет назад +185

      i think he broke his charater at 6.16

    • @BigLittleShark
      @BigLittleShark 5 лет назад +188

      I think he broke character slightly at 2:24. You can see him smirking

    • @baptistic
      @baptistic 5 лет назад +123

      @@BigLittleShark He's just having a freaking blast lolol

    • @The_Ajna
      @The_Ajna 5 лет назад +6

      Pepe Vatov my mans cheesin

    • @ostberg71
      @ostberg71 5 лет назад +69

      And 2:39 😃

  • @jjtheman2036
    @jjtheman2036 6 лет назад +1187

    You like the taste of steel , i lost it

  • @sheebox
    @sheebox 7 лет назад +3543

    i think the police in america are using this training video :D

    • @Hell428
      @Hell428 6 лет назад +47

      sheebox it's more of a "what you shouldn't do" video

    • @thehumungus9066
      @thehumungus9066 6 лет назад +39

      Hamza Iqbal I don’t think they understand that though

    • @Impetuss
      @Impetuss 6 лет назад +33

      Did you know police training in USA is 6 months? Here its 3 years!

    • @macdiddles7000
      @macdiddles7000 5 лет назад +2

      sheebox it’s our standard :)

    • @iloveamerica8541
      @iloveamerica8541 5 лет назад +1

      That's why they are the best

  • @benhayden6427
    @benhayden6427 4 года назад +869

    4:01 - 10 years later, in the midst of an epidemic, Officer Brinkman's words hold more truth than ever.

    • @mrithulajothi1838
      @mrithulajothi1838 4 года назад +16

      holds EVEN MORE truth now amidst a revolution

    • @OmagaProject
      @OmagaProject 4 года назад +31

      Mrithula Jothi its just a riot lmao in france those happens every 3 months

    • @unconsciousimmortal
      @unconsciousimmortal 4 года назад +5

      The reason why they say keep a 6 feet distance now and then is to associate it with the depth of your coffin

    • @fabiomino3506
      @fabiomino3506 4 года назад +1

      SuperHerro1234 uhh don’t think so

    • @unconsciousimmortal
      @unconsciousimmortal 4 года назад +1

      think as u will

  • @scottfreeman7038
    @scottfreeman7038 7 лет назад +1731

    He thought blokes was like a racist term in Uk

    • @Ryan-kt7xn
      @Ryan-kt7xn 5 лет назад +46

      Scott Freeman what a bloke

    • @ReddoFreddo
      @ReddoFreddo 5 лет назад +108

      bloke = guy

    • @Ryan-kt7xn
      @Ryan-kt7xn 5 лет назад +28

      Wired Beats I know I was calling the bloke a bloke.

    • @bernardwadding
      @bernardwadding 5 лет назад +78

      Oi did I ask for to have a chat with you

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 5 лет назад +7

      I wish this blokes would go back to where they came from

  • @Yash_K999
    @Yash_K999 7 лет назад +1880

    You can't curse!

  • @tntdogs6910
    @tntdogs6910 4 года назад +133

    Honestly shout out to Birkman, what a legend

    • @BLAH-b5u
      @BLAH-b5u 3 года назад +4

      Brinkman!!! Clean your ears out

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 6 лет назад +115

    20 years on and this is still gold.

  • @TheBattProductions
    @TheBattProductions 5 лет назад +285

    3:51
    Brinkman: "Keep your distance"
    Ali: *Runs way faster*

  • @ShaunRL
    @ShaunRL 6 лет назад +476

    Brinkman is one of the good ones.

  • @BoxingNow
    @BoxingNow 3 года назад +140

    "You can't curse"

    • @azheralhabsi22
      @azheralhabsi22 3 года назад +3

      That killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dappermusic5856
      @dappermusic5856 3 года назад +3

      Put your right arm up. Lol

  • @jackreacts6466
    @jackreacts6466 5 лет назад +97

    3:53 you could hear the crack in his voice from where he wants to laugh and tbh can’t blame him it gets me every time

  • @tomasleitao1775
    @tomasleitao1775 6 лет назад +813

    "Do you know what a burglary is?"
    -"Ya , for real , i has done a couple"
    hahahahahaha

  • @EricOrsbon
    @EricOrsbon 5 лет назад +348

    6:13 This was the closest I have seen Sasha to breaking character. Haha

    • @Tomtown007
      @Tomtown007 4 года назад +3

      Watch the one where he tries learning Welsh

    • @EricOrsbon
      @EricOrsbon 4 года назад +1

      @@Tomtown007 Yup! ruclips.net/video/3WnFW5mgPbk/видео.html

    • @trueelite6859
      @trueelite6859 4 года назад +8

      3:53 as well

    • @luksitkrubawang4660
      @luksitkrubawang4660 3 года назад

      This scene prepared him for Bruno lol

  • @kellethomas7808
    @kellethomas7808 Год назад +12

    I grew up and went to school with Officer Brinkman...Great Guy.

  • @jemb710
    @jemb710 3 года назад +21

    This is my feel good video. Watching it almost every day since 2009.

  • @drew425
    @drew425 4 года назад +79

    4:00 “6ft distance.” Damn straight where are their masks?

  • @shara30000
    @shara30000 6 лет назад +715

    "Sir put your right hand up"
    *Ali G puts his right hand up*
    lmao

  • @oniondip2159
    @oniondip2159 4 года назад +205

    “Yo this be 23-10 we be back on the road after my man Brinkman finally finished his sh”
    2:17

  • @neanda
    @neanda 3 года назад +61

    "would I make a good cop?", "probably not" - I love the way Sacha just gets the honesty out of people, he uses comedy for proper purposes, I'd love to have a drink with this guy

    • @TND12
      @TND12 2 месяца назад

      Hes hot

  • @nichhodge8503
    @nichhodge8503 3 года назад +40

    I love it when you can hear the women laugh when Ali says “we’re looking for one brother, a honky & what is that one?”

    • @jonbibby9755
      @jonbibby9755 2 года назад +4

      Brinkman cracks a smile and a little laugh too 😄

  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 5 лет назад +194

    this is the best shit. there should be a show JUST of Ali G doing this with police departments around the country 😂😂

    • @sie4431
      @sie4431 4 года назад +1

      LIVEAliG

  • @rumuelnathanael8043
    @rumuelnathanael8043 7 лет назад +174

    "Do you think I could make a good cop?"
    "Err... Probably not."
    Lmao

  • @gretathunberg928
    @gretathunberg928 4 года назад +744

    Finds weed
    *Puts it in his pocket*
    😂😂

    • @アマ-p2l
      @アマ-p2l 4 года назад +4

      the irony is that would be the right thing to do. f-ing mentally challeged people/officers would act like STOP RIGHT THERE PUT YOUR HANDS UP OH MY GOD HE GOT 0,0001 OUNCES OF WEED HE NEED TO GO TO JAIL and then straight drink a bottle of vodka/whisky/gin/w/e after the job is done and pretend they did their job. f-ing joke is on you now that it's legal in many states and many countries and MILLIONS of people are locked up for it

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 4 года назад +8

      I got busted with like a couple joints worth once, and they just took it and let me go. Probably not worth all the paperwork, i guess? Everybody says they probably smoked it. That's fine, had more at home.

    • @アマ-p2l
      @アマ-p2l 4 года назад +1

      @@roguesheep3083 this happened to my friends and me several times, in our case it was about the paperwork or about letting us go with a warning, since officers are strictly tested each month or so they wouldn't even think about smoking it but they often took it or crunched it with their shoes in some mud to stop us from recovering it. without these officers it would have been difficult for me to figure out that not all cops are like nazi soldiers who would follow any order as long as it's a law, who don't mind bothering innocent people and collecting money for the military industry.

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 4 года назад +1

      @@アマ-p2l yes, i'm in canada and this was before it was legal. But even then, cops didn't find it a big deal. It was a little bit, and clearly i'm not selling it or anything, so it was almost like they took it just because they had to, haha

    • @アマ-p2l
      @アマ-p2l 4 года назад +1

      @@kim98677 In some countries/states the police officers are elected by the people and they do not have to follow each law like a nazi soldier, if you have done nothing wrong they can choose to let you go no matter what the law sais.
      The laws in my "modern" country in europe are becoming worse and worse, they can now lock up anyone they want without a reason, send the military if you're protesting laws, I'm not sure if you're not educated enough to know how laws are being made these days (by lobbys) but if you do and you know that they can use the military to stop you from protesting them then how can't you see that soldiers(officers) following orders without questioning them is a horrible thing?

  • @fli9614
    @fli9614 5 лет назад +319

    4:31 "you can't curse"
    LMFAO

    • @johncuervo3019
      @johncuervo3019 4 года назад +4

      I didn't catch that the first time lmao

  • @tankmaster1018
    @tankmaster1018 7 лет назад +963

    3:09 The "beaten up" victims on the ground are laughing their asses off! Lmfao!

    • @Noa-hs6qy
      @Noa-hs6qy 6 лет назад +41

      haha I spat out my drink laughing so hard nearly peed my pants too

    • @CPalanysamy
      @CPalanysamy 6 лет назад +18

      it´s the equivalent to n**** but for whites

    • @woody816
      @woody816 6 лет назад +5

      tankmaster1018 so was the cop

    • @CalamityHillMusic
      @CalamityHillMusic 6 лет назад +5

      tankmaster That's why we need a least 1 Ali G in every police force.

    • @Marc.Vanguard
      @Marc.Vanguard 6 лет назад +26

      Even the cop couldn't hold it back.

  • @Stubobrules
    @Stubobrules 4 года назад +47

    4:00 officer social distancing before it was cool

    • @YashKMusic
      @YashKMusic 4 года назад +1

      i had the exact same thought and saw your comment 😂

  • @skumm
    @skumm 6 лет назад +68

    "we don't talk that way in Philadelphia" ....yea we do

  • @kakoiniksvoboden
    @kakoiniksvoboden 4 года назад +60

    - "What was you watching?"
    - "He wasn't here when it happened."
    - "So he claims."
    How did he come up with such genius responses so quickly? :D

  • @neanda
    @neanda 3 года назад +14

    "for real, I done a couple" this man just keeps pushing those boundaries. The world needs people like him

  • @daspedal2730
    @daspedal2730 6 лет назад +80

    2018 xD still celebrating brinkmann´s patience.

  • @Zeethaillest92
    @Zeethaillest92 5 лет назад +269

    “What’s a Bloke?”
    “Did I ask to have a chat with you?” 😭😭😭

  • @Bobby-hn3cu
    @Bobby-hn3cu 6 лет назад +263

    Legend has it that police in America use this as a training video.

  • @redbulljones
    @redbulljones 7 лет назад +444

    "What's a bloke?" lmao

  • @akshatsaraswat9458
    @akshatsaraswat9458 5 лет назад +44

    "Ok so what's gonna happen here is you're gonna
    participate in some philadelphia police training"
    -"Wicked"

  • @fhs4137
    @fhs4137 4 года назад +77

    If Mr. Brinkmann treats all his students with the same patience he had with Ali G, I'm sure he must be at least partially responsible for some of Philly's best officers !

  • @ChildOfTheUniverse3
    @ChildOfTheUniverse3 5 лет назад +25

    The police officer was very insistent on him touching that guy's groin. Bravo

  • @Breitiger
    @Breitiger 4 года назад +92

    "we can't just go up and start shooting" 3:46 they cut that out of the academy program

  • @nateparker8450
    @nateparker8450 4 года назад +47

    "You gotta keep a 6 feet distance"
    Truly a timeless work

  • @rezzo_sm9094
    @rezzo_sm9094 3 месяца назад +3

    “Yooo this be 2310 we beeee backkk on the rwoaddd” looooooll

  • @WarmTeam
    @WarmTeam 6 лет назад +42

    no doubt

  • @woody816
    @woody816 6 лет назад +194

    He got a fake gun. U think it’s funny doing this with a fake gun lmfao.
    Sacha is a genius. Remember this was years ago. The yanks do take that little bit longer to catch on but hey respect ✊ anyway ✌️

    • @noobie1890
      @noobie1890 4 года назад +3

      Good, we wouldn’t get the material he’s given us if we caught onto his games earlier on

    • @KelnelK
      @KelnelK 4 года назад +2

      I think the fact that he's not from here makes it harder to catch on. Like the people might suspect he's doing a bit, but who knows, maybe this kind of stuff does well on English television. They've never been to England. Maybe young English people like this sort of thing.

    • @mystic_jollypme957
      @mystic_jollypme957 4 года назад

      @@KelnelK we love this sorta thing

  • @canitdo2717
    @canitdo2717 4 года назад +104

    ali g:"PUT YUH MUHFUCKIN HANDS UP"
    cop:"you cant curse"
    ali g:"YOU CANT CURSE"
    😂

  • @curaticac5391
    @curaticac5391 2 месяца назад

    One of his best! Everything here was spontaneous.

  • @rumperdumper
    @rumperdumper 4 года назад +18

    “Six feet of distance”
    FORESHADOWING

  • @FOWST
    @FOWST 5 лет назад +20

    YO, this be ME, the main man, twenny three ten, whiff ma man brinkman

  • @GeoZeppelin1979
    @GeoZeppelin1979 6 лет назад +200

    'yo! we iz here for burglary' LMAO

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 6 лет назад +89

    "You can't curse" 😂

  • @davidtoon6911
    @davidtoon6911 4 года назад +5

    If anyone’s wondering what drum and bass track is playing .. track called twist em out by Dillinja

  • @leanerbeaner498
    @leanerbeaner498 4 года назад +29

    Ali straight up looking like a gta san andreas pedestrian.

  • @hareeshkumar3266
    @hareeshkumar3266 5 лет назад +8

    Gold even in 2019

  • @benplus2053
    @benplus2053 7 лет назад +159

    -Do you think i can make a good cop?
    -Good,no. Excellent, yes.

  • @jackbauer6428
    @jackbauer6428 Год назад +11

    13 years later and it’s still making me laugh

  • @lahire1295
    @lahire1295 6 лет назад +60

    Pre-requirement 178.2 for being a good cop: Ability to touch balls with your bare hands.

  • @festim81
    @festim81 6 лет назад +22

    I was laughing so hard when he told the man to put his right arm up and Ali G put his right hand up then forgot he is not the suspect here hahaahahah

  • @tomrock8418
    @tomrock8418 4 года назад +18

    5:47 "I can see there is noth'n there"
    Roast of the century

  • @Wilkeeh
    @Wilkeeh 6 лет назад +54

    i can see the mafakin gan!

  • @Ripplin
    @Ripplin 4 года назад +20

    4:01 "You gotta keep six feet distance." Where have I heard that before? ;)

  • @daidavies90
    @daidavies90 7 лет назад +58

    Put your right hand up sir..

  • @stekarenhd6911
    @stekarenhd6911 4 года назад +5

    This is probably the best Ali G clip, so damn hilarious all the way through

  • @themohas3243
    @themohas3243 4 года назад +10

    3:50 "Keep ur distance! "
    *Sacha sprints straight at him* 😂😂😂

  • @stanmonzon5788
    @stanmonzon5788 6 лет назад +2

    This is one of the best of all the Ali G clips. Just brilliant.

  • @macdiddles7000
    @macdiddles7000 5 лет назад +33

    “You like the taste of steel”. Haha

  • @Hendrik4242
    @Hendrik4242 4 года назад +14

    “You gotta keep 6 feet distance” said a cop from the future😂

  • @bossman674
    @bossman674 Год назад +1

    This is actually timeless. Ali G was such a unique character in comedy 😂😂😂

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад +9

    "Yo, this be 2310, we be back on the road after Brinkman finally finished his shit."

  • @brianthogan995
    @brianthogan995 4 месяца назад +1

    I Wacth This Show A Lot When It Was On HBO

  • @s_p_a_c_e_m_a_n
    @s_p_a_c_e_m_a_n 5 лет назад +8

    10 years on this is still hilarious

  • @hulme187
    @hulme187 Год назад +2

    I watch this every year. Still hilarious

  • @huss50
    @huss50 14 лет назад +312

    Lol
    Yo u like da taste of steal

  • @thehandyguy
    @thehandyguy 4 года назад +6

    I watched this 7 years ago, but now it's even funnier

  • @jaycustom21
    @jaycustom21 4 года назад +6

    "YO STOP EET! STOP EET MO FUK AH!" I'd lmao if a cop came at me like that in Chicago 😂😂😂 This shit still funny af all these years later.

  • @szh827
    @szh827 5 лет назад +3

    still the funniest guy I know 2019btw want him back cmon

  • @WeMuckAround
    @WeMuckAround 5 лет назад +10

    “They is callin’ our name on the thing”

  • @craigemery8422
    @craigemery8422 4 года назад

    This is probably the best of Ali G I've seen.

  • @jakson2050
    @jakson2050 4 года назад +8

    “Keep your 6 feet distance” This cop was well ahead of his time

  • @spenstrangward5126
    @spenstrangward5126 5 месяцев назад +1

    We need ali g back in our lives..

  • @zamp6969
    @zamp6969 5 лет назад +43

    What’s a bloke man? Man aright did I ask for to have a chat with you

  • @Lechu86
    @Lechu86 4 года назад +46

    "We refer to the person as a white man, not as... a hunky"
    "...Why not?"

  • @Chilibe
    @Chilibe 5 лет назад +4

    'oi that aint a time to get her number man!'
    i lost it there

  • @sharkcity9291
    @sharkcity9291 5 лет назад +5

    5:58 puts money in his pocket!
    Lost it there lmfao!!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @_Mojitoo
    @_Mojitoo Год назад +6

    This is still so funny even after 15 years 😂

  • @sire24
    @sire24 6 лет назад +38

    23-10 there's 3 men

    • @govand7
      @govand7 6 лет назад +5

      sire24 one brothaaa

  • @riotangel4701
    @riotangel4701 6 лет назад +118

    I can't believe they hactually took him on a tour.

    • @midnightmover2329
      @midnightmover2329 6 лет назад +3

      Riot Angel They did it for fun,they knew it was just a skit :)

    • @TheReaper3200
      @TheReaper3200 4 года назад +3

      Riot Angel hactually 🤣

  • @bmp456
    @bmp456 4 года назад +8

    “We don’t talk like that in Philadelphia”... lmao yeah right

  • @tomasleitao1775
    @tomasleitao1775 6 лет назад +10

    5:26 ...Man did i ask to have a chat with u , ..."*Puts his hand on the holster*"

  • @zedan6303
    @zedan6303 4 года назад +6

    3:53 he broke character for like a second😂

  • @bean3243
    @bean3243 6 лет назад +7

    Cop: Put your right hand up Sir!
    Ali G puts up his hand, best part.

  • @gilfs2737
    @gilfs2737 4 года назад +1

    I love it when he says wicked

  • @nealkenth9759
    @nealkenth9759 5 лет назад +14

    "Yo this be 2310!"

  • @rocketassistedgoat1079
    @rocketassistedgoat1079 5 лет назад +3

    Hahaha. Best bit was at the end, "fur real, you fink I could make a good cop".
    "Probably not".

  • @jemb710
    @jemb710 4 года назад +21

    I can watch this my whole life long. The best part is 2:56. After 11 years I still LMBO.

    • @jonbibby9755
      @jonbibby9755 2 года назад +2

      100%! It's great that, even though Brinkman eventually tells him off for saying the slur, he actually smiles and lets out a little laugh when he originally says it