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  • Опубликовано: 15 июл 2009
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  • @stalink895
    @stalink895 5 лет назад +9289

    "My wife is homosapian"
    "Ahh respects"

    • @sardarmobeen6355
      @sardarmobeen6355 5 лет назад +61

      I wanted to write this down already was lol.
      "Respect" 🤣🤣

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 года назад +21

      @Deserve Not Desire 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 99 9 99.99 99. 999 99 999 9 99 9. 9 99. 9. 9 9 9. 9 9 9 9 9 9 9999 99 9 9.9 9 99. 9 9.99.99 9 9 9 99 9 9 9 9 9 9 99 9.99 9 9 99 9 9 9 9.99 9 9 9.9 9 99 9.99 9 9 99 9 9 99.9 9 9 9.9.9 99 9 999 9 9 99.99 999 99 99 9 9 9 9.99 9. 🍌

    • @charliezelenowski2701
      @charliezelenowski2701 4 года назад +7

      Restecp

    • @aurethebest98
      @aurethebest98 4 года назад +4

      Homo sapiens*

    • @segredosdotiosam9989
      @segredosdotiosam9989 4 года назад +1

      Homo sapiens

  • @supadupairishboi
    @supadupairishboi 5 лет назад +4311

    Cant believe he gathered a bunch of representatives from different backgrounds and half way tru he starts accusing them of leaving a floater back stage lmfao

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 4 года назад +9

      @Internet Hardcase sorry, hardcase

    • @davidlewis4162
      @davidlewis4162 4 года назад +2

      mike 😂😂

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 4 года назад +19

      Having a good memory and being book smart doesn't make you inteligent.

    • @baders087
      @baders087 4 года назад +16

      Well it was fokkin one of yas

    • @OGuyverO
      @OGuyverO 4 года назад

      Money can bring anyone lol even you

  • @Lobajoba
    @Lobajoba 3 года назад +2702

    "He ain't got not technology, you can check his website."

    • @sijuvk
      @sijuvk 3 года назад +155

      Tekmology

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 3 года назад +55

      3:45 my favorite part is this dude just sitting there during the entire interview like he thinks this is all a fever dream

    • @juliansandler4569
      @juliansandler4569 3 года назад +3

      @@jaytat4219 you literally copied that word for word from another comment.

    • @SwornSon
      @SwornSon 3 года назад +13

      I missed that joke completely until reading this comment.

    • @elvancor
      @elvancor 3 года назад +3

      @@juliansandler4569 Looks like some sort of bot.

  • @tjokolat
    @tjokolat 4 года назад +1524

    "My wife is a homo sapiens"
    Ali G: "Respect."

  • @vantom9836
    @vantom9836 5 лет назад +4522

    "We’re all homosapiens"
    "Yo I aint"
    Hahaha, this never gets old

  • @andrimandos
    @andrimandos 5 лет назад +14223

    he goes so dumb that the creationist and scientist starts to come together, sasha is a genius

    • @stayforthepeelpronpls4774
      @stayforthepeelpronpls4774 5 лет назад +131

      Yanbo Yang ikr it’s amazing

    • @AA-sn9lz
      @AA-sn9lz 5 лет назад +70

      It's sacha

    • @boblob3509
      @boblob3509 5 лет назад +11

      Lol legend

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 5 лет назад +146

      Well said Yanbo. I was thinking the same thing. This round table really is emblematic of how brilliant a comedian and actor Sasha is. He was able to create absurdity and confusion amongst a group of very intelligent people. Just love it!

    • @brokeindio5072
      @brokeindio5072 5 лет назад +47

      The other creationist looks like he molested 5 kids before going to this shit, lol.

  • @Ditka-89
    @Ditka-89 4 года назад +5029

    Sacha was so smart to pin point the “floater” on the stiff in the blue suit. He knew that guy would react like such a dope lol

    • @bubblepopshot6891
      @bubblepopshot6891 3 года назад +40

      good point lol

    • @dierbeats
      @dierbeats 3 года назад +73

      That's ken hovind I believe, his vids are hilarious

    • @MindSpiral
      @MindSpiral 3 года назад +223

      He went to jail a little while after this video for tax fraud.

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 3 года назад +90

      The guy didn't even take it that bad. He handled it pretty well.

    • @singho23
      @singho23 3 года назад +2

      @@dierbeats crazy crackhead lmaooo

  • @user-lt9oc8vf9y
    @user-lt9oc8vf9y 2 года назад +683

    Ali: "ten ten ten ten ten ten..."
    Prof: "whatever number you are going to say will not make a difference"
    Ali: "divided by zero."

    • @loubentodias
      @loubentodias 2 года назад +29

      Outplayed them mfs

    • @John-qo9hw
      @John-qo9hw Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @benoh3417
      @benoh3417 Год назад +10

      Lowkey smart ash

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge Год назад +4

      "11, 11, 11," Ali G is a genius
      Outsmarted the experts

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 Год назад +3

      “undred, undred, undred, undred..”

  • @hakan341
    @hakan341 4 года назад +6730

    "has you eatin a banana?"
    "yes"
    👀

    • @jde-jj1lu
      @jde-jj1lu 4 года назад +107

      Theseus homosapien confirmed

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 года назад +7

      @@jde-jj1lu eaten

    • @Yelzabub
      @Yelzabub 4 года назад +98

      Haha I love how he picked on banana guy the most 🍌

    • @musicstylez8853
      @musicstylez8853 4 года назад +5

      i dont get it

    • @MichuNeo
      @MichuNeo 4 года назад +32

      But the banana thing got him, in'it XD He's a genious. Remember kids, earth is round & keep it real!

  • @NEpatriots88
    @NEpatriots88 5 лет назад +2660

    The young guy with the glasses reactions of shock and bewilderment are absolutely priceless 😂😂😂

    • @qesajs
      @qesajs 4 года назад +44

      He was so uncomfortable and confused 😂

    • @josefjoexerri
      @josefjoexerri 4 года назад +68

      He's the best part of the video 😂

    • @sebastianmartinez4504
      @sebastianmartinez4504 4 года назад +21

      You took the words right out of my mouth. I had to take screen shots. Bloody hilarious.

    • @yassinerahmani7763
      @yassinerahmani7763 4 года назад +7

      Without blowing up

    • @mrrandom1265
      @mrrandom1265 4 года назад +18

      I wonder how he didn't become a yet meme

  • @EmoPeter2000
    @EmoPeter2000 3 года назад +575

    How Sacha was able to keep a straight face during that multiplication is beyond me

  • @ottarsnryngvason3716
    @ottarsnryngvason3716 3 года назад +450

    The younger guy with the glasses was just frozen in shock for most of the video

    • @ozzyozz4494
      @ozzyozz4494 3 года назад +19

      i think he might have caught on that something else was actually happening

  • @assmane999
    @assmane999 4 года назад +3486

    Because of this video, I had the courage to come out to my parents as a homosapien.

  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 4 года назад +8477

    "My wife is a homo sapien."
    *respek*

    • @angelheart5963
      @angelheart5963 4 года назад +126

      And I ain't gonna treat you different respek

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 4 года назад +9

      Der juden es verboten

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 4 года назад +24

      Yeah, a lot of them is very talented 😎

    • @smartypants4571
      @smartypants4571 4 года назад +6

      The Rothschilds put the hexagram on the Israeli flag because they are Satan worshipers !

    • @minecraftnstuff17
      @minecraftnstuff17 4 года назад +4

      @@rikosaikawa9024 people with anime pfps have never interacted with a female irl

  • @ricky7959
    @ricky7959 3 года назад +549

    I love how the scientists aren’t being demeaning at all and are just going with the flow even if It’s not what they expected they’re smiling and not taking it all too seriously.

    • @anmolsaxena_
      @anmolsaxena_ 3 года назад +40

      Contrast that to the religion interview

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 3 года назад +40

      They're being polite and respectful. Apart from that guy who's just dumbstruck by the sheer inanity.

    • @Tom-uv7ry
      @Tom-uv7ry 2 года назад

      There's only three scientists there the other is a pathetic creationist

    • @denniszetstkiman
      @denniszetstkiman 2 года назад +5

      @@nagualdesign dude was trying to say since monkeys aren’t birthing humans today evolution doesn’t exist 😹 he IS the inanity

  • @seantaylor5587
    @seantaylor5587 3 года назад +162

    That one dude that didn’t say shit and just stared absolutely dumbfounded had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @greggardner5015
      @greggardner5015 3 года назад +14

      3:43 he’s like “what’s going on?”

  • @JMG_86
    @JMG_86 5 лет назад +5648

    Can we all agree that The Ali G Show is SOOOO much better without the added crowd laughter?

    • @michaelgreenan7196
      @michaelgreenan7196 5 лет назад +39

      Oh, you got that right...

    • @NEpatriots88
      @NEpatriots88 5 лет назад +157

      1878EFC2008 the British version that preceded had a studio audience. It was really annoying because they would often laugh over the jokes

    • @markstevenson1646
      @markstevenson1646 5 лет назад +10

      No, i like the laughing

    • @deejjohn5279
      @deejjohn5279 5 лет назад +50

      You can say this for any show. The IT crowd is brilliant, but I can only handle it in small doses because of the laugh track.

    • @byanymeansnecessary398
      @byanymeansnecessary398 4 года назад +3

      Ahhh, tell me about it.

  • @maxim9280
    @maxim9280 5 лет назад +1522

    -Sapiens means smart in Greek
    - yeah there are a lot of talented people among em
    Lost it here

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 года назад +44

      Sapiens is Latin, not Greek.

    • @RoyalCaymanian
      @RoyalCaymanian 4 года назад +1

      carultch LoL I suppose a lot of of folks didn’t catch that!

    • @Harry-jl6fb
      @Harry-jl6fb 4 года назад +6

      @@carultch Comes from the Ancient Greek word sophos, which meant wise, and turned to sapio in Latin.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 года назад +5

      @@Harry-jl6fb The genus/species binomial nomenclature has a standard that both names are Latin and written in italics. Any time you hear of a specific lifeform identified by its technical name, the two names will be Latin terms.

    • @Harry-jl6fb
      @Harry-jl6fb 4 года назад

      @@carultch Definitely I won't argue with that. I wanted to add another piece of information to your statement, to show that it doesn't really matter whether it's Latin or Greek since they're very harmonious with each other.
      Edit: The reply is hella late cause I never check my notifications.

  • @jockmackay9582
    @jockmackay9582 4 года назад +177

    Pure genius. Dragging them down to level of denying leaving a floater back stage. Ali G at his best

  • @KiNGKuNTa986
    @KiNGKuNTa986 4 года назад +3142

    "Covering it with paper don't make it all right"
    Sasha is a legend.

  • @Edwardx
    @Edwardx 4 года назад +6320

    Techmology is whack

    • @samuelmartens9390
      @samuelmartens9390 4 года назад +12

      Fancy seeing you here lol

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 4 года назад

      Haha it’s crazy seeing you here

    • @r3digit
      @r3digit 3 года назад

      Whoah edward

    • @KingDomxd
      @KingDomxd 3 года назад +5

      My friend rainbow Jeremy said techmology is whack and he smoked his own home grown

    • @cshady3537
      @cshady3537 3 года назад

      you mean
      thecc mologi

  • @xanderpoo8417
    @xanderpoo8417 2 года назад +50

    "There is evidence backstage to the contrary". The funniest line in the whole episode

  • @uniekje
    @uniekje 2 года назад +63

    “My wife is a homosapien”
    Ali: Aight, respect.

  • @whydoidithis
    @whydoidithis 5 лет назад +960

    "My wife is a homosapien" "Alright respect" XD so good

    • @renesbbwi
      @renesbbwi 4 года назад +5

      This one got me laughing until I cried

  • @brantheflakesful
    @brantheflakesful 5 лет назад +1381

    That guy totally left the floater

    • @moussafedior2001
      @moussafedior2001 4 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @MithunKarmakar
      @MithunKarmakar 4 года назад +8

      Kent Hovind *IS* the floater.

    • @Zoefym
      @Zoefym 4 года назад

      flakes bruh i laughed so hard when I read this comment

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 4 года назад

      Omg this is greatest interview show. Ali G much respect west side.

  • @kenmken
    @kenmken 3 года назад +85

    Love the expression on the youngest looking guy the whole time. He's just sitting in complete shock and silence with his mouth open

  • @ryanhenry21
    @ryanhenry21 2 года назад +50

    Ali G was the greatest thing on tv. Getting high with friends as a teenager and watching this made me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed. I’m talking tears and snot. Good old days.

    • @hansiesma16
      @hansiesma16 9 месяцев назад

      And decades later we’re still laughing just as hard.

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 5 лет назад +961

    So many one liners, you got to be so smart to play dumb when you really are actually smart whilst thinking on your feet, also staying in character,

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 5 лет назад +46

      he studied at Cambridge and is quite smart

    • @skankhunt_-42
      @skankhunt_-42 5 лет назад +74

      It takes a genius to play an idiot

    • @rmichael2447
      @rmichael2447 4 года назад +10

      and NOT laughing.

    • @leifingeeikeland6533
      @leifingeeikeland6533 3 года назад +2

      @@skankhunt_-42 and it takes a idiot to play a genius

  • @thedeans9506
    @thedeans9506 4 года назад +1277

    “As compooters made our lives betta?”

    • @ignilc
      @ignilc 4 года назад +40

      cumpooahs

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад +6

      best tekmology eva, innit

  • @twenity8852
    @twenity8852 3 года назад +43

    "yes i think every human is a homo sapien, you are too"
    "yo yo yo, YO!" LMFAO

  • @Pokecatch03
    @Pokecatch03 4 года назад +868

    Crazy how the creationist makes sure that Ali G isn’t the dumbest guy in the room

    • @muchi1465
      @muchi1465 4 года назад +1

      : - ) )

    • @greatkali5866
      @greatkali5866 3 года назад +29

      and at the same time he tries to be smartest and fails :D

    • @robbyddurham1624
      @robbyddurham1624 3 года назад +26

      I suspect that the creation guy is a charlatan and plays the role to take money from creationist. He's been in enough debates and studied his script so well.

    • @222browneyes
      @222browneyes 3 года назад +30

      He's a convicted criminal called Kent Hovind. Funny how so many Evangelical preachers get into trouble with tax evasion

    • @rusty6899
      @rusty6899 3 года назад +2

      @@222browneyes I immediately recognized Kent Hovind. Regarding the tax thing, I think they all seem to have some weird belief that federal income tax is unconstitutional and doesn’t have to be paid (I’m not sure of what they use to justify this claim). The IRS disagrees.

  • @igano111
    @igano111 6 лет назад +1507

    - The floater...
    - (awkward silence)

    • @bigrobtheactor
      @bigrobtheactor 5 лет назад +53

      The incredulity of their expressions..

    • @jilvancicek689
      @jilvancicek689 5 лет назад +43

      "Why are talking about this on national tv blows My mind "

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 5 лет назад +10

      How does he say that without laughing?

  • @rajifusama
    @rajifusama 6 лет назад +2190

    TECHMOLOGY

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 5 лет назад +64

      is it good or is it wack?

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 лет назад +33

      tekmology is well impotant, innit?

    • @jayrusk5659
      @jayrusk5659 5 лет назад +8

      Before birdmans ‘Respeck’ and dj khaleds ‘Jewry’ there was Ali g’s ‘Techmology’

    • @hassanamir1235
      @hassanamir1235 5 лет назад +14

      cumpooters

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 лет назад

      Genius

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 2 года назад +4

    That cut at 1:27 of the guy checking his watch and "the answers yes" is so perfect

  • @deviantoutcast
    @deviantoutcast Год назад +4

    4:14 That facial expression of mixed indignation, sadness, disappointment and dejection - the delivery, performed flawlessly as if a genuinely automated response. Priceless! 🤣

  • @doubledutch5708
    @doubledutch5708 5 лет назад +2552

    Nine nine nine ten ten ten ten ten. Hundred hundred hundred.
    This guy is the super troll ever.

    • @Elusive_Pete
      @Elusive_Pete 5 лет назад +43

      .9998!!

    • @hamishcoupe6333
      @hamishcoupe6333 5 лет назад +30

      without blowing up

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 5 лет назад +21

      The answer is 1e+57 in case you were wondering.

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 5 лет назад +3

      Ninenineninenine

    • @sebastian-benedictflore
      @sebastian-benedictflore 5 лет назад +15

      Nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine EIGHT..... nine nine nine nine nine ....

  • @felixanguitamorales6457
    @felixanguitamorales6457 5 лет назад +1361

    "covering it with paper doesn't make alright"

  • @sk8punk318
    @sk8punk318 3 года назад +44

    It’s so ridiculous he almost lost it while saying “nine nine nine nine nine nine nine ...” 😂

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 3 года назад +6

      Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 2 года назад +1

      @@cefb8923 no, wait... you gotta let 'im finish... you dunno what's coming nexx

  • @pitlempens1741
    @pitlempens1741 3 года назад +17

    Genius how Sacha gets the creationist involved with the "floater" questions just because he doesn't want to be on tv as the guy who didn't flush the toilet

  • @ChrisMisc1
    @ChrisMisc1 5 лет назад +1754

    The smartest man in the room is Ali G

    • @fatshamer6349
      @fatshamer6349 5 лет назад +59

      He understands techmology better than anyone

    • @bogfinken
      @bogfinken 4 года назад +42

      The guy who kept his mouth shot was wise too..

    • @laverladsladslads2842
      @laverladsladslads2842 4 года назад +1

      So true 💪😂

    • @Emrys-
      @Emrys- 4 года назад +1

      The smartestest man in da room

    • @callumhardy5098
      @callumhardy5098 4 года назад +2

      ChrisMisc1
      All the pythons were psychologists and so is the actor of Ali G the best way to do comedy is to get inside someone’s head.

  • @planaproject
    @planaproject 4 года назад +951

    "He has no technology, you can check his website" Im honestly crying over here xD

    • @blink182bfsftw
      @blink182bfsftw 4 года назад +56

      You misspelled techmology

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 4 года назад +16

      Ten ten ten Ten ten ten Ten ten ten TEN.. eleven eleveneleven eleven

    • @blink182bfsftw
      @blink182bfsftw 4 года назад +1

      @@scratch3406 I see you liking your own comments

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 4 года назад +7

      blink182bfsftw of course we do

    • @denniszetstkiman
      @denniszetstkiman 2 года назад +1

      how he said that with a straight face is beyond me

  • @HolySoopCoolers
    @HolySoopCoolers 2 года назад +8

    I remember watching this episode in bed one night and I’ve been saying ‘Tekmology’ ever since hahaha. My dad still gets pissed when he hears me say it lol.

  • @IAmRitmo
    @IAmRitmo 2 года назад +7

    "I ain't pointing any fingers" .. Literally pointing all his fingers 🤣 5:48

  • @arktana
    @arktana 5 лет назад +257

    "my wife is homo...."
    Ali G: "respect"

  • @moea.9120
    @moea.9120 5 лет назад +1320

    Still funny 10 years later. XD

    • @ohajohaha
      @ohajohaha 5 лет назад +2

      *9

    • @arktana
      @arktana 5 лет назад

      its not 20

    • @user-oo2gz9ln8v
      @user-oo2gz9ln8v 5 лет назад +13

      ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten

    • @layinglo
      @layinglo 5 лет назад

      Moe A. Trust me🤣

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 5 лет назад

      if it was funny back then, why wouldn't it still be funny now?

  • @stevemorse108
    @stevemorse108 3 года назад +5

    The look on the youngest scientist's face is priceless....he he is astounded that anyone would be so thick as Ali G. How Sacha Cohen keeps a straight face is amazing.

  • @12seahawks12
    @12seahawks12 3 года назад +44

    Ali g was my fav. Had this whole dvd set. It confuses me how borat and bruno made it longer. Ali g is the best of his characters. Needs a comeback.

    • @caninecurry5823
      @caninecurry5823 2 года назад +1

      Ain't he too famous ?... though, thinking about it, he could probably still convince a good portion of the USA. Lol

    • @12seahawks12
      @12seahawks12 2 года назад +1

      @@caninecurry5823 how do you explain Borat. Lol

    • @ballguy1527
      @ballguy1527 2 года назад

      @@caninecurry5823 Halla, skjer?

  • @serdikobane1598
    @serdikobane1598 5 лет назад +513

    "Is you the one who backstage didn't flush?"
    - "No, Sir"

  • @Masheen
    @Masheen 4 года назад +473

    2:59 “But the bananer fing got em innit”

  • @oosa358
    @oosa358 2 года назад +2

    This is the best quality I’ve ever seen of an Ali G video

  • @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u
    @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u Год назад +2

    I could watch these guys go back and forth for hours . Would love to see the unedited version

  • @abhiprakash74999
    @abhiprakash74999 4 года назад +3267

    0:52
    Adolf Hitler when informed of the inevitable fall of the third Reich to the allied forces.

    • @OriasX
      @OriasX 4 года назад +136

      Abhi Prakash I don’t even need to click on the time stamp to know which part it is

    • @johnrick3508
      @johnrick3508 4 года назад +67

      @@OriasX did you use the techmology to find that out?

    • @deezo3099
      @deezo3099 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Jojo-sx5ec
      @Jojo-sx5ec 4 года назад +3

      What am I missing?? Yes I'm slow...

    • @abhiprakash74999
      @abhiprakash74999 4 года назад +25

      @@Jojo-sx5ec in German. Nein means no. So I'm implying hitler said " no , no , no, no , no , no " a few hundred times. 😝

  • @straightgrizzzly7879
    @straightgrizzzly7879 4 года назад +529

    The look on the youngest dudes face when he’s saying the numbers

  • @bexanne99
    @bexanne99 3 года назад +15

    He’s a comedy genius! The look on the younger man’s face pretty much throughout was hilarious but at 3:44 it’s the best. He is completely bewildered by Ali G. 😂😂😂

    • @ripvangu
      @ripvangu 3 года назад

      my fav part too

  • @ImperialMindMusic
    @ImperialMindMusic 3 года назад +1

    This is incredible, no matter how many times I’ve watched it

  • @davidlehre
    @davidlehre 4 года назад +472

    Best part 3:45
    “My wife is a homosapien”
    (Pause) “alright respect”
    😂😂😂

  • @zorkan111
    @zorkan111 4 года назад +1798

    Asks why monkeys don't give birth to humans.
    A minute later says "I'm surprised by how illogical your question is".
    The banana question was a genius piece of satire.

    •  4 года назад +33

      12345soccerguy your lack of understanding of sciences isn’t a valid argument against it. Speaks like a scientist but contradicts the real scientists. Yeah completely logical bruv!

    • @HSMak
      @HSMak 4 года назад +38

      12345soccerguy - humans did not come from apes ya bafoon. We have a common ancestor.
      Go complain to Jesus why he failed to enlighten you, bruv.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 года назад +14

      @12345soccerguy yes humans have the same genes as apes which indicates we share a common ancestor. You answered your own question buffoon. And you failed to point any holes in the evoĺution theory. Stick to soccer my guy you arent any good for anything else.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 года назад +10

      @12345soccerguy lmao creationists. Do you even think about what you write? We share similar features. Hmmmm I wonder why that is. And there is no way by which we are related to differently built species? Are you for real? First off all living things are or are built out of cells. And second off we share the same organs as all kinds of species. And you think of evolution as just getting or just suddenly losing an organ. That is not the way it works at all. You think the same illogical way as the guy in the video. Changes dont just spring out at once. They happen over a million of years through small changes that dont affect the function of the organism greatly, but still have an impact on survivability. And the core of this is that common design patterns imply common ancestry but through your argument of creation which can explain common design but actually holds no value because it is based on your belief you try to proove how you are in the right and our theory is "full of holes". But at the end of the day peoples belief doesnt provide proof and it only goes against the evidence of science. You never actually pointed out any flaws of the evolution theory you just said nonsensical stuff that shows a bad understanding of the evolution theory.And the evidence is that we are animals just like others and we all share the same beggining. Take a biology class instead of going to the church.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 года назад +3

      @12345soccerguy I surely do use my intelligence unlike some people that don't even have it(read: you). You have again missed my point completely and you again say that people cannot evolve from amoebas or that same genes do not imply common ancestry which is just completely wrong. And you failed to actually explain why it doesn't happen you just said it doesn't. Arguing with you would just be wasting time, like yelling into a hole. I hope one day you realise how nonsensical you are and stop founding your scientific beliefs upon religion. Cya

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 2 года назад +8

    "My wife is a homosapien"
    "Ohh yeh? Respec"

  • @deaustin4018
    @deaustin4018 4 года назад

    first time I've gone all the way back to Ali G in awhile, and this really was one of Sacha's best.

  • @nninjastrike2127
    @nninjastrike2127 5 лет назад +435

    He ain't got no techmology, you can check out his website.

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 6 лет назад +662

    Ali G going mad with the numbers haha.

    • @rikjamesguitare
      @rikjamesguitare 5 лет назад +11

      Kakarot can all those numbers be multiplied without blowin up?

    • @chrispybaked
      @chrispybaked 5 лет назад +6

      Quick Maf

  • @OnionTurtle_
    @OnionTurtle_ 2 года назад +2

    Biggest fan of Ali G since college!! His sarcasm with straight face makes him hilarious!!!! I laughed too hard on many of his videos :D :D

  • @WookieeCookiee
    @WookieeCookiee 3 года назад +10

    Sheldon Cooper: Fun fact, the word "homo" meaning "man" in the context of homosapien is not in fact Latin, but Greek! The Greek use of the word "homo" is actually derived from the word "homos" meaning "the same".

    • @robesch88
      @robesch88 2 года назад

      Exactly. And even sapiens is a latin word, that guy was completely wrong.

  • @benjaminthvedt7923
    @benjaminthvedt7923 4 года назад +286

    "That is ridiculous! That is pure Religion!"
    *pushes creationism*

    • @zanecarlson2285
      @zanecarlson2285 4 года назад +11

      Sam well this is a pretty shitty thing to do. God doesn’t call us to give people fliers. He calls us to build relationships and show we are Christians through the way we act and treat others, and in doing so will make others go “I want to be like that guy” and then you introduce them into it. I hope you rethink your approach because this just feels like you’re trying to hit a quota.

    • @angithanilkumar
      @angithanilkumar 3 года назад +4

      @@zanecarlson2285 Well there's different religions in the world and they all have different stories of creation. One can argue that they're version is the truth but there's no real evidence that says this one is the truth and others are lies. Until humanity finds that answer, we'll all be pointing fingers at each other.

    • @ronnieb1837
      @ronnieb1837 3 года назад +6

      @@angithanilkumar They're not lies, they're believed as truths because it's what they 'learned'. They're all made up by someone...

    • @nikk2472
      @nikk2472 3 года назад +1

      WOOOT???

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 2 года назад +5

      @@zanecarlson2285 If a god actually existed then I'm pretty sure that we wouldn't have to search for it or need to have "faith."

  • @yvonne1359
    @yvonne1359 4 года назад +367

    Dude in the red tie is chill. He thinks it’s funny

    • @LalaBee4now
      @LalaBee4now 3 года назад +13

      The young guy says nothing, great expressions. Realized I was following him on climate change. @jdbau

    • @arjitjere1559
      @arjitjere1559 3 года назад

      And young guy is exact opposite lol

    • @nunyabiz6925
      @nunyabiz6925 3 года назад

      Yeah he was da best

  • @guanqiaowang7586
    @guanqiaowang7586 3 года назад +17

    This what it's like when I talk to my professor about my research project.

  • @user-tc4ns9zi6q
    @user-tc4ns9zi6q 3 года назад +10

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank God for Ali G

  • @LtheDetective
    @LtheDetective 4 года назад +252

    One of the best trollers before trolling became trending

    • @mserpico88
      @mserpico88 4 года назад

      You might want to check out some videos of Andy Kaufmann .

  • @blackcircle1333
    @blackcircle1333 4 года назад +353

    Invited him on the show and accuses him of not flushing. ROTFL

  • @Ykhavari
    @Ykhavari 3 года назад

    RUclips reccomends me this everyone once in a while and it still never gets old

  • @cloroxbleach3210
    @cloroxbleach3210 2 года назад

    omg thank you for the crisp video..

  • @TheBerylknight
    @TheBerylknight 4 года назад +95

    lol, this is funny. The little guy with brown hair and glasses was looking around like he couldn't believe what was happening.

  • @rikjamesguitare
    @rikjamesguitare 5 лет назад +2479

    I feel bad for the young dude...he didn't get to participate much lol. Just facial expressions of horror

    • @Divine_R
      @Divine_R 5 лет назад +103

      Rik James Zupko He looks at this interview nearly 20 years later today and rejoices

    • @nadominhoca
      @nadominhoca 5 лет назад +111

      He is absolutely in shock.. its so freaking good!

    • @Melik1100
      @Melik1100 5 лет назад +141

      its funny cause the elders are reacting natural and the young dude is like "are these the kind of questions that the old and wise answer?"

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 5 лет назад +47

      I think he realizes what Ali is doing

    • @DIBZ111
      @DIBZ111 5 лет назад +7

      which one went to prison? I have my suspicions...
      edit: i just looked it up and of course I was right. It was the grifter and the guy who left the floater haha

  • @davidlehre
    @davidlehre 3 года назад +19

    When he says “shame on you” the second time I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DodgyDaveGTX
    @DodgyDaveGTX 2 года назад +6

    "My wife is a homosapien"
    "Yo, respect 😎"

  • @mrkilwag
    @mrkilwag 5 лет назад +292

    ten years ago I was sitting with my buddys smoking weed and watching this and rolling on the floor, I am now totaly sober and I can't stop laughing...shit I'm old, but fortunately that's just a number

    • @dr.specht5895
      @dr.specht5895 5 лет назад +51

      I sincerely hope your age is not ten ten ten ten nine nine nine eight hundred hundred thousand millions^^^

    • @fredericksharon5095
      @fredericksharon5095 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yeah still makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 лет назад +1

      If you really want to feel old, the show actually came out almost 20 years ago. The UK version.

    • @ssc3360
      @ssc3360 4 года назад +1

      "just a number". Just what a nonce would say...

    • @JarrodDSchneider
      @JarrodDSchneider 4 года назад +1

      nine nine nine nine nine nine eight nine nine...

  • @unclepoopoof25
    @unclepoopoof25 6 лет назад +361

    1:28 LOOK AT THE FLICK OF THE WRIST

  • @yannisbak
    @yannisbak 3 года назад +1

    Still coming back to this, still same surprised of how he doesn't crack between these nines.

  • @514HiphopHead
    @514HiphopHead Год назад +1

    Love how Ali G's super-charisma just imposes "respect" from everyone when he comes foward to do a pound with them.

  • @yasmine4026
    @yasmine4026 5 лет назад +1107

    I’m dying. How are they falling for this??? How can a group of grown men POSSIBLY fall for this?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shirazisam455
      @shirazisam455 5 лет назад +333

      Probably the same way I might fall for your profile picture :)

    • @fredericksharon5095
      @fredericksharon5095 5 лет назад +24

      It's a long story.. happened back in 2000.. and iam too lazy to type the whole thing.. google how he gets smart people in his interview 🤙

    • @cjbay26
      @cjbay26 5 лет назад +74

      Yo, speak to the hand cause the face ain’t listening

    • @yasmine4026
      @yasmine4026 5 лет назад +7

      @@cjbay26 lmfaooooo I'm weak

    • @TheMrKevip
      @TheMrKevip 5 лет назад +1

      ay respect

  • @lewisyboy26
    @lewisyboy26 4 года назад +176

    “Yo, speak to the hand cause the face ain’t listening yo”

  • @HarrisonBG
    @HarrisonBG 2 года назад

    I don’t know how this twelve year old video ended up on my feed but man, this is gold.

  • @dalisabe62
    @dalisabe62 2 года назад

    The most funny part about this is how serious they continue to take Ali G. It seems that they still want to go on because they enjoy his silliness! His genius lies in his ability to spot humorous points in the conversation and shift gear from there on to avoid dead air and find a new way to make a fool out of them! He doesn’t give up or laugh at his humor!

  • @leorickt.9604
    @leorickt.9604 5 лет назад +128

    This is the best bit in Da Ali G Show. Not only are the guests reactions, but the mere fact that he constructed the pannel to have a creationist on it is comedic genius

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 8 месяцев назад +1

      Not to mention having the (convicted felon) creationist trying to low-key clear himself of the accusation that he didn't flush the toilet after going

  • @StormCentre88
    @StormCentre88 5 лет назад +82

    1:57 - that utterly gobsmacked look is priceless.

    • @odtuhan
      @odtuhan 4 года назад +1

      He cant believe what he is seeing

  • @Michael-Archonaeus
    @Michael-Archonaeus Год назад +1

    When Kent Hovind says, "I'm surprised at how illogical your question was" you know you've struck gold!

  • @popejuan6530
    @popejuan6530 3 года назад +16

    It’s funny because he graduated from Cambridge 🤣

  • @albino5995
    @albino5995 4 года назад +203

    It takes a smart man to make everyone in the room think he’s the dumbest. Plus, why is this being recommended to me 10 years later? 😂😂

    • @lordmarcusrax
      @lordmarcusrax 4 года назад +7

      Either a smart man, or a really dumb man.

    • @senorcoonster
      @senorcoonster 3 года назад +1

      Because it never gets old

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 3 года назад +1

      It was recommended because you like Ali G, obviously. It might have recommended it sooner but you only joined RUclips 4 years ago. Pretty silly question really.

    • @nutelly6255
      @nutelly6255 3 года назад

      RUclips decided you were finally ready...

    • @yawarhussain7219
      @yawarhussain7219 3 года назад

      Maybe he is

  • @cman101892
    @cman101892 4 года назад +65

    "Techmology... What is it all about?" That's all it took to get me 😂 first 30 seconds

  • @2010haynes
    @2010haynes 3 года назад +3

    The old guy beside the blue jacket guy is such a g, stays so chill

  • @mrs.johneknapp1
    @mrs.johneknapp1 2 года назад +2

    Love Ali G! I used to watch him all the time!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    He's a funny crazy guy!!
    BORAT!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
    I remember this episode!! 🤣🤣🤣
    He's I'll !!!!!

  • @James-cg4jo
    @James-cg4jo 4 года назад +51

    5 seconds in, “tech-mology” I’m dying 😂

  • @RyGuyMemes
    @RyGuyMemes 4 года назад +71

    "You say that but there's evidence backstage to the contrary. Was it you?" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella 4 года назад +3

      I wonder if Ali actually checked before filming if any of them went to the loo backstage...

  • @icharlie9812
    @icharlie9812 3 года назад

    You've gotta love how patient those guys are

  • @JasonWindsor88
    @JasonWindsor88 2 года назад +9

    “But the banana thing got him, innit?”

  • @errorcomix3478
    @errorcomix3478 6 лет назад +246

    3:43 this guy is just along for Ali G's wild ride

    • @stasia2706
      @stasia2706 5 лет назад +26

      His mind just looks completely blown.

    • @ryp1562
      @ryp1562 5 лет назад +5

      Looks like Elon musk if we went the drug route.

  • @meganaxeliar
    @meganaxeliar 4 года назад +99

    This is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen, my sides hurt, everyone in the canteen was looking at me😂

    • @leszeknowak9434
      @leszeknowak9434 4 года назад +5

      Same here.
      I am rather calm and cool-headed person but I am right now laying on the floor with tears all over my face and I just can't stop laughing and I am laying here for about 10 minutes and this video is only 7 minutes.
      Sasha.
      Thank you.
      This video is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    • @Dj87887
      @Dj87887 4 года назад +1

      Vets vs. Veterinarians is amazing! You need to watch that one!

    • @Ali-gz9km
      @Ali-gz9km 4 года назад

      whats that last name how u pronounce it

    • @messwithgame17
      @messwithgame17 3 года назад

      @@leszeknowak9434 yoo holy fucc same , ive never laughed this hard before

  • @LunasofficialMum
    @LunasofficialMum 4 года назад +2

    THECMOLOGY! I love how he is doing actual fun interviews and not silly skits just because he is a comedian. Plus these guys must be thinking whotf is interviewing them from da hood yo.

  • @jaredlam7897
    @jaredlam7897 4 года назад +2947

    Ironically saying "why aren't monkeys having human children today" makes just as much sense as the banana thing.

    • @jaredlam7897
      @jaredlam7897 3 года назад +7

      putsome basilonit you ain’t wrong

    • @Far-cw8sh
      @Far-cw8sh 3 года назад +22

      He just exaggerated the change

    • @lukesutton4135
      @lukesutton4135 3 года назад +33

      It's almost as if it's so illogical to think a species could simultaneously evolve and have enough genepool to replicate and then all of a sudden never happen again for billions of years or however long they decide this time. It's okay, something something dinosaur crater something but hasn't moved because tutonic plates aren't real. People pick and choose their religion but the worst one is to believe in something you created without acknowledging it as such. Many actual creationist believing in a theory that was invented to prove the existence of God is the pinochle of laughter but the hypocrites who believe in the religion of science will always have one head up the ass, no "homo".

    • @meyerlanksy1561
      @meyerlanksy1561 3 года назад +213

      @@lukesutton4135 science isn’t a religion. Science proves itself wrong, religion is dogmatic. Science is evidence based.

    • @joh2427
      @joh2427 3 года назад +97

      @@meyerlanksy1561 Well said. People who compare religion to science on the same level are delusional

  • @hick5y
    @hick5y 3 года назад +3

    “Yeah a lot of them is smart.” 😂 he’s too good