Ali G - LAPD, Gangs, Dog Training
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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Ali G learns about the different aspects of law enforcement
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the fact that he actually got that guy to justify why the police force do not use dolphins to detect bombs is brilliant
Justify it. Lol
Funny thing is that it US military and Russians have used dolphins and other sea mammals for detecting mines.
The fact that dolphin doesn't have sense of smell makes the joke even better
He also had him to admit sniffing dogs
Dey is mammeries. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how much effort he has to put in to describe why dolphins would not make good law enforcement animals
lol
Ryan Turner very professional
The frustration breath he takes lol
Screw that jazz he got a guy to explain why dogs can't interview other dogs
@@albertogarcia1320He's clearly holding back his laughter. Every time there's a camera cut, that's because they had to redo the scene because the ATF guy broke character. He's smirking all the way, not frustrated one bit.
"Crime ain't something that you should do, it something that you should don't"
Cracked up when I heard him say that shit.
The funniest part of the series XD
Do dont *🤣
Just after calling him Bill Gates
I like the way how Ali says "allright, fo real" when someone explains something. It always sounds like he still doesn't understand but still agree
aight, fo' weel
And "aight respeck"
i've had ali g playlist going in the backgrould for 3 hours. I'm mentally retarded now
Are you doing ok now? Thinking of doing the same but not sure if I should take the risk
Haha
AHAHAHAHAHA
yo. Restekp
@@andresiglesiast I am already speking like Ali G to meself.
"After they detect the bomb how long will they take to diffuse it" lolol
@Trz He said 'mammary's" not memories.
"The dogs we have are too busy...to interview the other dogs" lol...I think the guy knows Ali is trolling, but still too funny.
You bumder
The trabsition from OJ to "Marge Simpson " is hilarious. Sacha can make the unbeliavable happen
When the Dog trainer let out a brief sigh when repeatedly asked about Dolphins I empathised with his plight immediately.
They is like us. They is mammaries.
You bumder
"why dont u choose a more inteligent animal like a Dolphin " Lmao
don't know if you know dis' but dolphins ain't fish
finight9 fucken quality 😂
dey's like us dey's memeries
yoooo but what is the bomb was underwater...you telling me there a dog that can hold its breathe longer than a dolphin? FUCK NAHHHH
Ca- Blaze hintelligent*
"Literally not a word for like an hour" and "so is there a massive deaf gang?" 3:15 LOL
+Memsik hahahaha :D
Lol there must be there is a gang called the Crips. Though there is debate about if you can become a Crip, or have to be born a Crip.
Beware of the violent deaf gang!
unbelievable how he doesn't ever laugh and stays in character the whole time! He's rad.
hes british
He does ofc they just cut it out of the show. There are a couple scenes where u can see Aly g and Borat Barely holding in their laugh
He spends countless hours rehearsing many of these lines, guesses many of the responses from the people he talks to and reads cards on his responses to them. At that point, it wouldn't be terribly funny anymore
@@SavingPrivateBob WE KNOW
"they's like us, they's mammaries." i died.
Over 20 years ago we used to stay up late to watch the original Da Ali G Show... even after all these years, he brings tears to my eyes laughing!!!
i remember how when i was young so many of us were quoting ali g at school. His character was really popular amongst us in the late 90's.
@@TM-xb3wy 👍I was at school in the 70s, it was Monty Python we all quoted!!😆
"What else do you sell?" :D :D :D
does*
Noice
Crime isn't something that you should do. It's something you should don't.
Respek
@@BenjaminOommen fo real
wicked
I love how those two officers are so polite. Most people would be rolling your eyes but they are just so matter-of-fact and polite with him.
Laura Indira The first gent from LA too Thought the same thing
Cameras pointed at you helps with behaving. Like when you see a cop, you behave.
Martin Horváth true . The cops I've known have been such assholes that even with the camera they are still arrogant and horrific.
@@martinhorvath4117 Unless you iz one of dem brudas
Dog Trainer: “ATF stands for Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives”
Ali G: “And what else does you sell?”
this is seriously the funniest thing i have ever seen sascha baron cohen is a brilliant and genius actor.
I'm impressed by how quickly he understood cebrilities and connie
5:28 that sigh when he realises he's defending why they don't use dolphins.
They is mammaries
I just wanted to point out that the word mammal comes from the word mammaries.
@@M3TR01DFANBOY Mammals have mammaries
Deaf gang
#DEAFLYFE
#BLINDBUSTAS
#Rollindeaf's
"Chief Bill Gates" lmfao
5:30 the sigh of exhaustion from the guy trying so hard to explain why they don’t use drug sniffing dolphins had me dead 💀☠️
“When the dog finds it how long does it take it to defuse the bomb”
lol, Bill Gates.
“How long does it take the dog to defuse it” 😂😂😂
But ain't it a bit racialist to say alright dis is some dangerous work lets get da bravahs in to fine da bombs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That part got me lol
"And what else do you sell"...agent pauses, thinks to himself "what da heck is this guy on"? LoL, you gotta love Ali G.
ATF guy is so tolerating.
Tolerant?
CBZ323 that’s your contribution to the comment section?
@@imanolgorrochategui6663 And that's yours?
@@imanolgorrochategui6663 yes. Have a problem? Are there only certain things that can be posted in the comments? Are you the comment section police?
@@cbz3237 Pay no attention to the feeble mind of that account holder, he's obviously an idiot
"He killed Marge?"
You say tomato I say potato lmfaoo
"ain't it wrong for the police to get involved in murders in a cartoon?"
He killed Marge
Is there a massive deaf gang? I lol'd
3:54 "What does ATF stand for?"
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives."
Ali G missed an opportunity there.
his response was funny. im curious what u think the missed opportunity was
@@beegee9426 Three letters, but four things. Sounds just like an Ali G 'mistake'.
@@MrHarumakiSensei no mate the joke he made was better
@@BuffaloZx Pretty funny, yeah. Not saying I could have done better, I said he could have worked something in. Missed opportunity for a second joke at least.
one of the senior dog to do it lololol
'' alcohol, tabacco, firearms and explosives ''
'' what else do you sell? ''
LOL! :D
Fish tank on a cart
OJ simpson joke is the best :-)
Did he kill Marge?
"LETS GET THE BROTHERS IN" LMFAO
"Don't worry, you're safe ;)"
hahahahaha
When He asked: Does you interviewed the dog or you get one of the senior dogs to do it...
How isn't he laughing his ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
is there a massive deaf gang? lmaooo
Love how the last guy played along and said ,,Our dogs are busy, they are out looking for explosive, so they don't have time to go out there interview other dogs"
Lmfao the ATF guy is my new favorite person!
That short segment is definitely now a family heirloom for them that'll be enjoyed for generations.
I almost literally died when he said that the crime is something you should don't. I was laughing so hard but I started coughing and I had to pause the video for a few hours to get my composure back. And then he almost killed me again at the end with the question "does you interview the dogs or does you get one of the senior Dogs to do that?" Legend
"It would be a problem to have fishtank, carting it around"
LOLOLOLOLOL
"This is Dabby".........shakes dog trainers hand.
ali-"cans de dogs smells drugs? ".
Officer-"no your safe"
The sheer confidence at 2:09 is absolutely genius
"why dont you use a more intelligent animal to find the bomb like a dolphin?" LOL
"Well our dogs are busy, there out looking for explosives so they don't have the time to interview the other dogs"
Those ATF guys were way cool. I love how the last guy was like, "You're all set."
"can these dogs smell drugs?" "your safe" "i dont have anything on me"
When he gave a serious answer to why an older dog can’t interview the new dogs 😂
i can't believe that people take him serious! its just priceless! i'd be cracking up if he was interviewing me.
Sep 2019 still binging on Ali 😂
"Crime isn't something you should do, is something you should don't" lmfao I'm so dead
A massive deaf gang 😂 the police dolphins took me out 😂
"ain't it wrong for the police to get involved with murders on a cartoon?"
HAHAH
“He killed Marge..?” I😂💀
Turning OJ Simpson into a Simpson was such a genius sick move!! 🤣
It baffles me how serious everyone takes him 😂
lol "so how long does it take the dogs to diffuse the bombs" ROFL
the last guy is a real class act. "our dogs are busy finding bombs, thats why they cant interview other dogs" hahahahaha
"but ain't it a bit racialist"
"alright this is dangerous work lets get the bruthas in"
Alcohol tobacco firearms and explosives sounds like the best idea for a party to me.
Yes sir!
"َAnd what else does you sell ?" LMAO
I love how in nearly every interview he uses completly wrong words and often the people don't realise it. Like dolphin are like us, they are memories. Like how did the other guy not react to that😂😂😂
Mammaries
PLEASE tell me you're just trolling us all with the "memories." 😮
"and what else does you sell?"
Lough OUT Loud!
this guy is just brilliant....and people appear to take him seriously!!!!
"When they actually find the bomb..how long does it take the dog to defuse it?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
2020 and there’s a massive deaf gang running the game with mumble rap signs
"dolphin aren't fish, they're like us, they have mamories" LOL! I spilled my coffee when he said that!
why did someone remove him saying "thank god" in the end? that was the funniest part of this segment.
I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY ALL OF THIS IN HIGH QUALITY, I WILL PAY A KIDNEY
"So after a dog finds the bomb, how long does it take it to defuse it?"
lmao
Lol Ali G was so awesome back in the day.
"How long does it take the dog to disarm the bomb?" Lol
When they actually find a bomb,how long does it take to dog to defuse it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! xD
"you say tomato, i say potato" HAHAHAHAHA
Wish this could make a comeback
"I dont have anything on me" O.o "your all set" LMAO classic...
As soon as he mentioned OJ I knew Ali was going to mention the Simpsons lmao
Love the patronising way that the ATF guy explains how the dogs are too busy to go and interview potential trainee dogs....His patience is boundless.
the way everyone takes him seriously is so funny!!!!
I fucking love in the end how he just gave up and said “well our dogs are out on patrol so we do the interviews for them” 😂
"...fish tank on a car" !!!! Phenomenal.
-Probably they were just deaf
-So is there a massive deaf gangs?
😂
the thing that ALWAYS AMAZES ME is that no one reacts to his stupid questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they don't even say "WTF?!" or "is this a joke?"
they don't even hesitate WTF?!!!
I love sacha baron cohen's characters!
dey is like us, dey is mammaries
That ATF guy has the patience of a saint 🤣🤣
What did I learn from this episode?
Crime is something that I should don't
Rofl check Daryl out.. check his face during AliG's intro lol.
He's like "WTf is this idiot saying?!"
LMAO at the simpsons part
He got the guy to answer, "The dogs don't have the time to interview other dogs?" SBC has no peers, and the mold has broken.
when the dog finds the bomb, how long does it take for it to usually diffuse it
LMFAO X 10!!!!
lol, "well you say potato while i say tomato"