Ali G - LAPD, Gangs, Dog Training

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    Ali G learns about the different aspects of law enforcement
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  • @deathspasm9
    @deathspasm9 14 лет назад +1678

    the fact that he actually got that guy to justify why the police force do not use dolphins to detect bombs is brilliant

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 года назад +12

      Justify it. Lol

    • @vellocet2438
      @vellocet2438 4 года назад +34

      Funny thing is that it US military and Russians have used dolphins and other sea mammals for detecting mines.

    • @RTDAVIDgamer
      @RTDAVIDgamer 4 года назад +16

      The fact that dolphin doesn't have sense of smell makes the joke even better

    • @daraa151
      @daraa151 3 года назад +8

      He also had him to admit sniffing dogs

    • @MiketheMutant1993
      @MiketheMutant1993 2 года назад +5

      Dey is mammeries. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RyanTurnerRT
    @RyanTurnerRT 13 лет назад +1046

    I love how much effort he has to put in to describe why dolphins would not make good law enforcement animals

    • @editzz4905
      @editzz4905 4 года назад

      lol

    • @kingtshilobo1849
      @kingtshilobo1849 4 года назад +1

      Ryan Turner very professional

    • @albertogarcia1320
      @albertogarcia1320 4 года назад +17

      The frustration breath he takes lol

    • @jonapple2325
      @jonapple2325 4 года назад +3

      Screw that jazz he got a guy to explain why dogs can't interview other dogs

    • @grayskull2936
      @grayskull2936 3 месяца назад

      ​@@albertogarcia1320He's clearly holding back his laughter. Every time there's a camera cut, that's because they had to redo the scene because the ATF guy broke character. He's smirking all the way, not frustrated one bit.

  • @4xelchess905
    @4xelchess905 6 лет назад +820

    "Crime ain't something that you should do, it something that you should don't"

  • @Joeri20cm
    @Joeri20cm 4 года назад +283

    I like the way how Ali says "allright, fo real" when someone explains something. It always sounds like he still doesn't understand but still agree

  • @Pishlle
    @Pishlle 8 лет назад +890

    i've had ali g playlist going in the backgrould for 3 hours. I'm mentally retarded now

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 6 лет назад +404

    The trabsition from OJ to "Marge Simpson " is hilarious. Sacha can make the unbeliavable happen

  • @eustacequinlank7418
    @eustacequinlank7418 9 лет назад +304

    When the Dog trainer let out a brief sigh when repeatedly asked about Dolphins I empathised with his plight immediately.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 5 лет назад +25

      They is like us. They is mammaries.

    • @l.j.9031
      @l.j.9031 2 года назад +2

      You bumder

  • @KAB-ct7rs
    @KAB-ct7rs 6 лет назад +275

    unbelievable how he doesn't ever laugh and stays in character the whole time! He's rad.

    • @ohhi5237
      @ohhi5237 4 года назад +2

      hes british

    • @MarkHenryTheWrestler
      @MarkHenryTheWrestler 4 года назад +3

      He does ofc they just cut it out of the show. There are a couple scenes where u can see Aly g and Borat Barely holding in their laugh

    • @SavingPrivateBob
      @SavingPrivateBob 2 года назад +2

      He spends countless hours rehearsing many of these lines, guesses many of the responses from the people he talks to and reads cards on his responses to them. At that point, it wouldn't be terribly funny anymore

    • @cirocjones9886
      @cirocjones9886 2 года назад +1

      @@SavingPrivateBob WE KNOW

  • @bharathjayaram7981
    @bharathjayaram7981 7 лет назад +677

    "After they detect the bomb how long will they take to diffuse it" lolol

    • @macman975
      @macman975 2 года назад

      @Trz He said 'mammary's" not memories.

  • @JamieWaring
    @JamieWaring 13 лет назад +405

    "The dogs we have are too busy...to interview the other dogs" lol...I think the guy knows Ali is trolling, but still too funny.

  • @bev9708
    @bev9708 2 года назад +44

    Over 20 years ago we used to stay up late to watch the original Da Ali G Show... even after all these years, he brings tears to my eyes laughing!!!

    • @TM-xb3wy
      @TM-xb3wy 2 года назад +4

      i remember how when i was young so many of us were quoting ali g at school. His character was really popular amongst us in the late 90's.

    • @bev9708
      @bev9708 2 года назад +3

      @@TM-xb3wy 👍I was at school in the 70s, it was Monty Python we all quoted!!😆

  • @WutangClan4LiF3
    @WutangClan4LiF3 10 лет назад +648

    "why dont u choose a more inteligent animal like a Dolphin " Lmao

    • @finight9
      @finight9 7 лет назад +22

      don't know if you know dis' but dolphins ain't fish

    • @haunter4708
      @haunter4708 7 лет назад +1

      finight9 fucken quality 😂

    • @4xelchess905
      @4xelchess905 6 лет назад +6

      dey's like us dey's memeries

    • @wesmaly
      @wesmaly 5 лет назад +2

      yoooo but what is the bomb was underwater...you telling me there a dog that can hold its breathe longer than a dolphin? FUCK NAHHHH

    • @RAMBOWYIGIT
      @RAMBOWYIGIT 4 года назад +1

      Ca- Blaze hintelligent*

  • @davidlazure5071
    @davidlazure5071 5 лет назад +340

    "they's like us, they's mammaries." i died.

  • @TrojansOwl1
    @TrojansOwl1 10 лет назад +544

    "Literally not a word for like an hour" and "so is there a massive deaf gang?" 3:15 LOL

    • @rubatsch1713
      @rubatsch1713 8 лет назад +1

      +Memsik hahahaha :D

    • @leathery420
      @leathery420 5 лет назад +10

      Lol there must be there is a gang called the Crips. Though there is debate about if you can become a Crip, or have to be born a Crip.

    • @jeffreyrosenfeld7543
      @jeffreyrosenfeld7543 Год назад

      Beware of the violent deaf gang!

  • @lauraindira8421
    @lauraindira8421 6 лет назад +109

    I love how those two officers are so polite. Most people would be rolling your eyes but they are just so matter-of-fact and polite with him.

    • @CatchLightAnne
      @CatchLightAnne 6 лет назад +5

      Laura Indira The first gent from LA too Thought the same thing

    • @martinhorvath4117
      @martinhorvath4117 4 года назад +11

      Cameras pointed at you helps with behaving. Like when you see a cop, you behave.

    • @lauraindira8421
      @lauraindira8421 4 года назад +1

      Martin Horváth true . The cops I've known have been such assholes that even with the camera they are still arrogant and horrific.

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 года назад

      @@martinhorvath4117 Unless you iz one of dem brudas

  • @DirtyyDuck
    @DirtyyDuck 9 лет назад +155

    this is seriously the funniest thing i have ever seen sascha baron cohen is a brilliant and genius actor.

  • @rico9955
    @rico9955 6 лет назад +211

    But ain't it a bit racialist to say alright dis is some dangerous work lets get da bravahs in to fine da bombs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShubhamSharma-tn3wm
    @ShubhamSharma-tn3wm 7 лет назад +706

    "What else do you sell?" :D :D :D

  • @DaveTaste
    @DaveTaste 6 лет назад +222

    They is mammaries

  • @jonkc3635
    @jonkc3635 9 лет назад +206

    lol, Bill Gates.

  • @mustangx218
    @mustangx218 15 лет назад +115

    Crime isn't something that you should do. It's something you should don't.

  • @connerneads756
    @connerneads756 6 лет назад +196

    Deaf gang

  • @ShouldHaveKnownYT
    @ShouldHaveKnownYT 6 лет назад +71

    “When the dog finds it how long does it take it to defuse the bomb”

  • @JcohenK
    @JcohenK 4 года назад +48

    5:30 the sigh of exhaustion from the guy trying so hard to explain why they don’t use drug sniffing dolphins had me dead 💀☠️

  • @sb_dunk
    @sb_dunk 2 года назад +9

    I'm impressed by how quickly he understood cebrilities and connie

  • @comp0stable
    @comp0stable 12 лет назад +58

    "He killed Marge?"

  • @ashwinsatyanarayan
    @ashwinsatyanarayan 2 года назад +21

    Dog Trainer: “ATF stands for Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives”
    Ali G: “And what else does you sell?”

  • @dannydorko7075
    @dannydorko7075 6 лет назад +60

    Fish tank on a cart

  • @WeareCustomerService
    @WeareCustomerService 6 лет назад +245

    ATF guy is so tolerating.

    • @cbz3237
      @cbz3237 4 года назад +5

      Tolerant?

    • @imanolgorrochategui6663
      @imanolgorrochategui6663 4 года назад +7

      CBZ323 that’s your contribution to the comment section?

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 4 года назад +9

      @@imanolgorrochategui6663 And that's yours?

    • @cbz3237
      @cbz3237 4 года назад +12

      @@imanolgorrochategui6663 yes. Have a problem? Are there only certain things that can be posted in the comments? Are you the comment section police?

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 4 года назад +5

      @@cbz3237 Pay no attention to the feeble mind of that account holder, he's obviously an idiot

  • @wescaldwell3882
    @wescaldwell3882 2 года назад +11

    “How long does it take the dog to defuse it” 😂😂😂

  • @jawneblaize
    @jawneblaize 13 лет назад +16

    "And what else do you sell"...agent pauses, thinks to himself "what da heck is this guy on"? LoL, you gotta love Ali G.

  • @Enforcer901
    @Enforcer901 10 лет назад +73

    one of the senior dog to do it lololol

  • @hackerred5193
    @hackerred5193 6 лет назад +71

    Is there a massive deaf gang? I lol'd

  • @IamHaddy
    @IamHaddy 13 лет назад +69

    You say tomato I say potato lmfaoo

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 4 года назад +19

    I almost literally died when he said that the crime is something you should don't. I was laughing so hard but I started coughing and I had to pause the video for a few hours to get my composure back. And then he almost killed me again at the end with the question "does you interview the dogs or does you get one of the senior Dogs to do that?" Legend

  • @xualarenthlei3704
    @xualarenthlei3704 10 лет назад +94

    OJ simpson joke is the best :-)

  • @lllv1989
    @lllv1989 12 лет назад +78

    "ain't it wrong for the police to get involved in murders in a cartoon?"

  • @shaokem
    @shaokem 15 лет назад +5

    i can't believe that people take him serious! its just priceless! i'd be cracking up if he was interviewing me.

  • @Herbert.
    @Herbert. 2 года назад +3

    The sheer confidence at 2:09 is absolutely genius

  • @EmptyNutShells
    @EmptyNutShells 16 лет назад +16

    '' alcohol, tabacco, firearms and explosives ''
    '' what else do you sell? ''
    LOL! :D

  • @philmitchell9653
    @philmitchell9653 5 лет назад +4

    Sep 2019 still binging on Ali 😂

  • @Sparrow420
    @Sparrow420 5 лет назад +24

    "Don't worry, you're safe ;)"
    hahahahaha

  • @joshuataylor3550
    @joshuataylor3550 3 года назад +2

    5:28 that sigh when he realises he's defending why they don't use dolphins.

  • @panicfan2006
    @panicfan2006 17 лет назад +10

    "LETS GET THE BROTHERS IN" LMFAO

  • @dorelle
    @dorelle 6 лет назад +38

    Lmfao the ATF guy is my new favorite person!

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk Год назад

      That short segment is definitely now a family heirloom for them that'll be enjoyed for generations.

  • @yatamogenryuu4982
    @yatamogenryuu4982 Год назад +3

    Love how the last guy played along and said ,,Our dogs are busy, they are out looking for explosive, so they don't have time to go out there interview other dogs"

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 4 года назад +9

    When He asked: Does you interviewed the dog or you get one of the senior dogs to do it...
    How isn't he laughing his ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhyIsMyCockSoHuge
    @WhyIsMyCockSoHuge 15 лет назад +14

    "It would be a problem to have fishtank, carting it around"
    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @GmasterRED
    @GmasterRED 14 лет назад +7

    this guy is just brilliant....and people appear to take him seriously!!!!

  • @Your_Role_Model
    @Your_Role_Model 18 лет назад +28

    is there a massive deaf gang? lmaooo

  • @renebalbuena4122
    @renebalbuena4122 5 лет назад +13

    "This is Dabby".........shakes dog trainers hand.

  • @yadidimeanmaine
    @yadidimeanmaine 14 лет назад +5

    Those ATF guys were way cool. I love how the last guy was like, "You're all set."

  • @MrDravenz
    @MrDravenz 12 лет назад +24

    ali-"cans de dogs smells drugs? ".
    Officer-"no your safe"

  • @Константин7
    @Константин7 12 лет назад +21

    "why dont you use a more intelligent animal to find the bomb like a dolphin?" LOL

  • @MrHarumakiSensei
    @MrHarumakiSensei 2 года назад +31

    3:54 "What does ATF stand for?"
    "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives."
    Ali G missed an opportunity there.

    • @beegee9426
      @beegee9426 2 года назад +8

      his response was funny. im curious what u think the missed opportunity was

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei 2 года назад +3

      @@beegee9426 Three letters, but four things. Sounds just like an Ali G 'mistake'.

    • @BuffaloZx
      @BuffaloZx Год назад +8

      @@MrHarumakiSensei no mate the joke he made was better

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei Год назад +2

      @@BuffaloZx Pretty funny, yeah. Not saying I could have done better, I said he could have worked something in. Missed opportunity for a second joke at least.

  • @jronzani
    @jronzani 15 лет назад +3

    why did someone remove him saying "thank god" in the end? that was the funniest part of this segment.

  • @thatposterguy
    @thatposterguy 14 лет назад +11

    "Well our dogs are busy, there out looking for explosives so they don't have the time to interview the other dogs"

  • @melchiortod29
    @melchiortod29 4 года назад +7

    I love how in nearly every interview he uses completly wrong words and often the people don't realise it. Like dolphin are like us, they are memories. Like how did the other guy not react to that😂😂😂

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 4 года назад +11

      Mammaries

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk Год назад

      PLEASE tell me you're just trolling us all with the "memories." 😮

  • @dutchvanderlinde8031
    @dutchvanderlinde8031 2 года назад +4

    It baffles me how serious everyone takes him 😂

  • @RAMROD1847
    @RAMROD1847 6 лет назад +14

    Alcohol tobacco firearms and explosives sounds like the best idea for a party to me.

  • @micheljohnson-figueredo8627
    @micheljohnson-figueredo8627 6 лет назад +1

    Wish this could make a comeback

  • @jonokiller
    @jonokiller 17 лет назад +8

    "can these dogs smell drugs?" "your safe" "i dont have anything on me"

  • @kaeade4290
    @kaeade4290 4 года назад +3

    A massive deaf gang 😂 the police dolphins took me out 😂

  • @CanonGames
    @CanonGames 3 года назад +2

    Lol Ali G was so awesome back in the day.

  • @ermalmorina7261
    @ermalmorina7261 5 лет назад +5

    "Crime isn't something you should do, is something you should don't" lmfao I'm so dead

  • @ApexContestPrep
    @ApexContestPrep 14 лет назад +11

    "alright this is dangerous work lets get the bruthas in"

  • @bazbakhtyar2567
    @bazbakhtyar2567 4 года назад +2

    I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY ALL OF THIS IN HIGH QUALITY, I WILL PAY A KIDNEY

  • @xdddre
    @xdddre 16 лет назад +9

    "ain't it wrong for the police to get involved with murders on a cartoon?"
    HAHAH

  • @axeman14
    @axeman14 Год назад +4

    When he gave a serious answer to why an older dog can’t interview the new dogs 😂

  • @NataoDoidao92
    @NataoDoidao92 15 лет назад +5

    "and what else does you sell?"
    Lough OUT Loud!

  • @Fantastic_Timez
    @Fantastic_Timez 13 лет назад +36

    "but ain't it a bit racialist"

  • @DutchManticore
    @DutchManticore 16 лет назад +1

    Rofl check Daryl out.. check his face during AliG's intro lol.
    He's like "WTf is this idiot saying?!"

  • @muhammedkumail237
    @muhammedkumail237 2 года назад +1

    Turning OJ Simpson into a Simpson was such a genius sick move!! 🤣

  • @khenry1991
    @khenry1991 15 лет назад +2

    when the dog finds the bomb, how long does it take for it to usually diffuse it
    LMFAO X 10!!!!

  • @Kynokeh
    @Kynokeh 13 лет назад +7

    dey is like us, dey is mammaries

  • @dejaysworld
    @dejaysworld 15 лет назад

    Aquasky Vs Masterblaster ft ragga twins - Dem No No We, thats the song in the video

  • @jekkt
    @jekkt 4 года назад +5

    the last guy is a real class act. "our dogs are busy finding bombs, thats why they cant interview other dogs" hahahahaha

  • @darkense666
    @darkense666 3 года назад

    ‘Shake it like a polaroid picture’

  • @lumblysumbly
    @lumblysumbly 7 лет назад +12

    "WHOT?"

  • @GuiltyBystander8
    @GuiltyBystander8 16 лет назад +5

    "When they actually find the bomb..how long does it take the dog to defuse it?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @chemkouv
    @chemkouv 15 лет назад

    the thing that ALWAYS AMAZES ME is that no one reacts to his stupid questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they don't even say "WTF?!" or "is this a joke?"
    they don't even hesitate WTF?!!!
    I love sacha baron cohen's characters!

  • @SaiyanVes
    @SaiyanVes 17 лет назад +2

    "dolphin aren't fish, they're like us, they have mamories" LOL! I spilled my coffee when he said that!

  • @Mikey3107
    @Mikey3107 14 лет назад +6

    so whats it like to work in the NYPD ?
    "no its LAPD"
    well you say tomato i say potato i think its a language thing

  • @ProtokolVG
    @ProtokolVG 14 лет назад +4

    When they actually find a bomb,how long does it take to dog to defuse it?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! xD

  • @toby099
    @toby099 5 месяцев назад

    As soon as he mentioned OJ I knew Ali was going to mention the Simpsons lmao

  • @rubbermuck
    @rubbermuck 15 лет назад +1

    he reminds me of that host of the british Pimp my Ride

  • @CaptainAmerica322
    @CaptainAmerica322 15 лет назад +7

    LMAO at the simpsons part

  • @coolio801
    @coolio801 13 лет назад +4

    "you say tomato, i say potato" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @alphachingon6920
    @alphachingon6920 4 года назад +4

    2020 and there’s a massive deaf gang running the game with mumble rap signs

  • @dimasa5800
    @dimasa5800 4 года назад +10

    Love the patronising way that the ATF guy explains how the dogs are too busy to go and interview potential trainee dogs....His patience is boundless.

  • @greylego
    @greylego 15 лет назад

    this is the best ali g.

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 11 месяцев назад

    I fucking love in the end how he just gave up and said “well our dogs are out on patrol so we do the interviews for them” 😂

  • @Jnemesis12
    @Jnemesis12 15 лет назад +2

    "I dont have anything on me" O.o "your all set" LMAO classic...

  • @jungleismasiv4426
    @jungleismasiv4426 2 года назад +2

    What's the name of the song someone please?!?!?!

  • @sealife12
    @sealife12 2 года назад +1

    “He killed Marge..?” I😂💀

  • @LiamDH3021
    @LiamDH3021 2 года назад

    “Dangerous work let’s get the brothers in” lol I’m dead

  • @MetalGearXM
    @MetalGearXM 15 лет назад +2

    "So after a dog finds the bomb, how long does it take it to defuse it?"
    lmao

  • @daimyo2
    @daimyo2 16 лет назад +1

    they usually do not know that Ali G will actually do the interview up until seconds before it starts :D

  • @ulissegarnerone
    @ulissegarnerone 14 лет назад +1

    "...fish tank on a car" !!!! Phenomenal.

  • @UTo098
    @UTo098 16 лет назад +2

    lol "so how long does it take the dogs to diffuse the bombs" ROFL