Galactic Conquest Challenge - 100 Pops No Vassals

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @Ramschat
    @Ramschat Год назад +581

    "We will hold all the cards! The Eater of Worlds will offer us a great deal because they need us more than we need them"

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  Год назад +130

      Damn, that is a great line! Why didn't Boris think of that

    • @juanchotazo191
      @juanchotazo191 Год назад +1

      @@MontuPlays the 100 likes No Vassals comment

  • @SlayXemnas
    @SlayXemnas Год назад +212

    100 units are ready, with no more well on the way.

    • @jeremylau7248
      @jeremylau7248 Год назад +2

      Shame that it is not possible to subtract it by another 99 pop

  • @art-games6230
    @art-games6230 Год назад +361

    With so many Boris Johnsons we might need to worry about a galexit (galactic exit)

    • @janaejoaodosacramento9731
      @janaejoaodosacramento9731 Год назад +20

      There’s no need for a galexit if there’s no one else in the galaxy

    • @cp1cupcake
      @cp1cupcake Год назад +5

      Well, the Johnsons did a very good job of removing anything which might have required a galexit....

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 Год назад +10

      We're also going to have an enormous surplus of unused hair combs.

    • @pieterfaes6263
      @pieterfaes6263 Год назад +1

      I mean, that is what Become the Crisis basically is, right?

    • @art-games6230
      @art-games6230 Год назад

      @@pieterfaes6263 leaving the galaxy and destroying it are not the same

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks Год назад +162

    In my headcanon, due to a fault in the cloning process, the clones are only capable of saying their own name. Like Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.
    "Boris Johnson?"
    "Boris Johnson!"

    • @AdrianGirouard
      @AdrianGirouard Год назад +13

      Lmao like the vault in fallout 3 "Gary! Hahaha, Gaarrry!"

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel Год назад +2

      ​@@AdrianGirouardyeah idk why this dude said matt Damon for reference lmfaoooo. Least possible popular comparison, goofy as hell bruh

  • @cp1cupcake
    @cp1cupcake Год назад +431

    I really wish that you had the option with Clone Origin to make all leaders/pops look the same.

    • @art-games6230
      @art-games6230 Год назад +18

      That would be great

    • @letsplaysvonaja1714
      @letsplaysvonaja1714 Год назад +13

      i think they all have the same skin colour and gender as your leader at least

    • @TheNo15
      @TheNo15 Год назад +27

      I wish you could do this with any empire tbh. Like why can't I roleplay that most of the species looks the same or they pulled off some fanatic purifying on their homeworld?
      Of course, maybe don't allow this with human portraits, but that'd be easy to restrict.

    • @TheContingency25x
      @TheContingency25x Год назад +23

      @@TheNo15 I see no problem at all with allowing this to happen with human portraits.

    • @justsomeginger2032
      @justsomeginger2032 Год назад +2

      You can just go to the leaders tab and select either only male or female leaders

  • @Dragonpancake2
    @Dragonpancake2 Год назад +162

    If I had a penny for every time Boris Johnson was said in this video, I would be a millionare

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  Год назад +48

      Just like Boris

    • @iamblight707
      @iamblight707 Год назад +8

      Nah, you'd have 82 cent

    • @Aetherblade-z4o
      @Aetherblade-z4o 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@iamblight707you madlad you actually counted the number of times it was said

  • @gothik33
    @gothik33 Год назад +81

    I love how it begins with Boris Johnson and ends with some barely pronouncable version of it to show how degenerate the clones become over generations of cloning. It has the same energy as "Master Chief is on the cover of that Mountain Dew bottle" ending as "They put da mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder"

  • @Arthutstut641
    @Arthutstut641 Год назад +20

    I find even funnier the fact that Endless Space 2 has literally an entire faction made around this exact scenario.

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 10 месяцев назад +7

    I feel like this is the UK equivalent of Nixon's head being elected in Futurama.

  • @jsr9617
    @jsr9617 Год назад +10

    "Flacid Johnson" has to be the best ship class name I've ever heard.

  • @pieterfaes6263
    @pieterfaes6263 Год назад +114

    I know this is a vanilla run, but I don't think anyone would've complained if you had a Boris Johnson Portrait mod applied to make every pop and leader of yours Boris Johnson. There should be plenty of material for that.

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler Год назад +23

      It might have caused a lot of vomiting across the world.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Год назад +9

      *casually adds repugnant species trait

    • @TheBurntBiscuit
      @TheBurntBiscuit Год назад

      There are potential legal implications with doing that, seeing as Montu is making a living off this content..

    • @jeanmarc6517
      @jeanmarc6517 Год назад +8

      @@TheBurntBiscuit There are no legal implication in such a parody. Not being able to mock your leader is a dictatorship, not a democracy.

  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289 Год назад +35

    The no vassals part is the real challenge in modern Stellaris.

  • @aesirgaming1014
    @aesirgaming1014 Год назад +24

    My God, an empire of Boris Johnson clones is...terrifying. I guess the good news is that there's a limit of 100. The bad news is that there's a limit of 100.

  • @Rickus316
    @Rickus316 Год назад +37

    Such an entertaining run!

  • @timothypeterson4781
    @timothypeterson4781 Год назад +15

    "We'll be struggling economically."
    *Me looking at my fanatic purifier clones* "We will?"

  • @DrNagi
    @DrNagi Год назад +15

    Came for the challenge, stayed for the memes.

  • @ErshErshovich
    @ErshErshovich Год назад +6

    Tbh how you refer to all the clones of Boris Johnson in a singular number (not "Borises Johnson" or "Borises Johnsons") thus making them a mass noun is hilarious 😂 I've never thought of the Prime minister as a substance 😂😂😂

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD Год назад +10

    Montu's mind for challenges is on a plane far above even the Shroud.

  • @cfalkner1012
    @cfalkner1012 Год назад +11

    “Deep down inside himself, our Johnson knows he will be the leader of the universe”
    Blimey! 😳

  • @dallashill23
    @dallashill23 Год назад +9

    Oh my god dude the leader names are hilarious 😂

  • @DoglasBubbleTrousers
    @DoglasBubbleTrousers Год назад +3

    Atleast it wasn't a Truss clone army, we would have no pops within a few weeks LOL

  • @Jernsaxe
    @Jernsaxe Год назад +9

    The Genocide Spider Pig song was a bigger war crime than the actual genocide!

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  Год назад +5

      I don't know what you're talking about...

  • @wolfiedwarf4382
    @wolfiedwarf4382 Год назад +1

    If you have mates, clones vs robots! The Clone War

  • @millionelectricvolts6117
    @millionelectricvolts6117 Год назад +1

    39:00 probably because boris was the only one left, boris became the galactic community

  • @Sepaedius
    @Sepaedius Год назад +1

    *sniffs tears back, wiping one of his cheek*
    "It's so beautiful..."

  • @connerblank5069
    @connerblank5069 4 месяца назад +1

    I like how you didn't even change the name for this one. Just playing as Boris Johnson.
    By the way, missed opportunity for a joke given Boris retired to focus on his family... In an empire which fanatically purifies all xenos and is composed entirely of copies of a single man.

  • @nanosum1
    @nanosum1 Год назад +12

    Just found your channel; love Stellaris and love your uploads! Thank you 🙏

  • @paladin2720
    @paladin2720 Год назад +1

    This video reminds me of the vault of Garrys in fallout where it starts of normal and eventually turns into hyper aggressive clones saying their name as their language

  • @CrimsonReaper189
    @CrimsonReaper189 Год назад +9

    best way i found to do this is just catalytic anglers since they scale so much u can have a tiny amount of pops filling the needs of the greater empire or now hear me out shatterted ring terrovor or just normal hive

  • @markwilson2591
    @markwilson2591 Год назад +1

    will say this is probly one of the better runs ive seen you do as of late also dident mind the clerk only run that was intersting but how out numbered you were and yet you wioed everyone out was amazing to see

  • @Arbaaltheundefeated
    @Arbaaltheundefeated Год назад +1

    I see the bodies did indeed pile high.

  • @N1ghthavvk
    @N1ghthavvk Год назад +1

    Tronald Dump was the play on words I didn't know I needed!

  • @s4lsaballlerinna168
    @s4lsaballlerinna168 Год назад +1

    Meanwhile in the galactic community:
    "Johnson why is you species trying to genocide the galaxy?"
    Boris Johnson:
    "Have a cup of intergalactic tea"

  • @jameslmathieson
    @jameslmathieson Год назад +3

    Possibly the most entertaining Montu run ever.

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 Год назад +16

    While I understand your trait limitations in a vanilla run, I can't help but definitively feel you missed "Slow learner", "Unruly" (the hair alone demands this trait) and, horrifyingly, "Rapid Breeder".
    Also, I like to imagine the Boris Fanatic purifier invasions to be legions of Boris Johnson deployed to the planet to waffle nonsense, even as they're gunned down, until the planet defenders and populations simply decide they can no longer stand living in such a dystopian hellscape of a Universe.

  • @davidtrzecianowski
    @davidtrzecianowski Год назад +1

    The big war at the end was extremely entertaining, good video montu

  • @Cybrex1
    @Cybrex1 Год назад +1

    BORIS not again the British museum is already big enough

  • @jameshealan2881
    @jameshealan2881 Год назад +1

    "Boris and his league of johnsons" was the moment I entirely forgot how to breathe

  • @O378D
    @O378D Год назад +2

    Here's a challenge for you Montu: Your primary species must max out trait point picks on negative traits. Your score is how many pops with max negative traits in the galaxy at the end of the game. Go!

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 Год назад +1

    Remember the kingdom of great zuma and northern kegg with yoris bohnoson from the one system challange? Yoris Bohnson would not be proud

  • @MorebitsUK
    @MorebitsUK Год назад +1

    Nicely Done Montu.

  • @vvbr2372
    @vvbr2372 Год назад +1

    If this is what the future looks like, it makes Warhammer 40k seem like a lovely place to live in

  • @sedevri864
    @sedevri864 Год назад +1

    I love how his clones degenerated by name as the game progressed.

  • @matheusGMN
    @matheusGMN Год назад +3

    damn what a challenge! Glad to see you succeed!

  • @WhenDevilsDuel
    @WhenDevilsDuel Год назад +1

    I've actually oddly done something like this. Fanatic purifier clone army, I knew it wasn't efficient but to me it made the most logical sense to explain a clone civilization, that or scion but been there done that and it's never fun to run into your own custom scion in a playthrough since taking their turf will upset the fe overlords - granting them in a sense diplomatic immunity from war over large land claims.

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel Год назад

      I stayed as clones because I wanted as many navy boosts as possible. Surprisingly turned out pretty well, expansion wasn't a priority with what I was doing either so I got to take advantage of tech rushing with no penalties for once which was nice for awhile. And with so many navy bonuses I didn't need a particularly large navy to be scary.

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel Год назад

      Basically played it like a mega co. Except if anyone got too close their borders would suddenly begin to disappear one by one lol.

  • @JC-zx5li
    @JC-zx5li Год назад +1

    "With his 18th wife" but isn't his wife also a boris johnson?

  • @Berstalin
    @Berstalin Год назад +1

    The amount of different ways you used to say Boris Johnson had me laughing out loud.

  • @Griffolion0
    @Griffolion0 Год назад +1

    Even with the clone vats at full tilt, it still won't be more than the reproduction rate of the real Boris Johnson.

  • @Guru13666
    @Guru13666 Год назад +2

    Can't blame him on that interspecies affair @ 21:38... There is not one single Ms Doris Johnson in there, imagine a lot of the Johnsons sausage parties in a bedrooms at nights over and over again 👉👈

  • @orcwordlaugh1360
    @orcwordlaugh1360 Год назад +1

    30:00 When the Engine reset the war, did it force all the enemy ships in his space to MIA?

  • @pmuttenthaler
    @pmuttenthaler 23 дня назад

    You're hilarious lol. I was looking for more of a "how-to" playthrough, though.

  • @robertgammon-ross9983
    @robertgammon-ross9983 2 месяца назад

    To be fair, BJ is doing his best to make a clone army, he just doesn't recognise all his offspring

  • @golem7823
    @golem7823 Год назад +2

    We were fooled. He did win.
    But how could Boris ever lose.

  • @charlesparker7719
    @charlesparker7719 Год назад +1

    Boris and his league of other Johnson's is such a good double entendre.

  • @MeJustMe101
    @MeJustMe101 Год назад

    We, the Galactic Fallen Imperium have precious little time for your kind.

  • @timbuck4903
    @timbuck4903 Год назад +2

    New to your channel. I really enjoy watching your roll play games. There awesome.

  • @QuantumImperfections
    @QuantumImperfections Год назад

    My favorite facet of MontuPlays videos is that he names his Empires / Leaders like people name their cats: "Ah yes you see this is Chairman Meow and he is the Emperor of the Cat-Kind"

  • @hg2aa
    @hg2aa Год назад +8

    Ok now do it as Fanatic Pacifist + Inward Perfection. You'll have to bait them into fighting you and only than you'll be able to claim any system!

  • @ight001
    @ight001 Год назад +1

    Well played Montu

  • @Hlevi87
    @Hlevi87 Год назад

    After 30 minutes this Boris theme actually became funny. I love it!

  • @t2force212
    @t2force212 Год назад +1

    Missed oppurtunity for an army of Gary's

  • @Marshal_Dunnik
    @Marshal_Dunnik 8 месяцев назад

    16:36 I have my doubts about the effectiveness of the Flaccid Johnson-class cruiser, can it truly rise to the occasion?

  • @vaevictisgd5249
    @vaevictisgd5249 Год назад

    Definitely my favorite video about Stellaris (and Boris )

  • @m.douglas8492
    @m.douglas8492 Год назад +1

    As an american this is a really interesting way of learning about british politics.

  • @cewla3348
    @cewla3348 Год назад

    stellaris gigastructures really be like
    "oh shit the blokkats are coming we're doomed"
    "GOOD NEWS THE SHIELD IS DOWN IN A MONTH!"
    "how are we gonna break the main thing when the shield is down??"
    *the moon starts leaving*
    "i see now"

  • @fish_225
    @fish_225 11 месяцев назад

    Casually 100 billion humans on 1 planet at the start of the game

  • @hexoyyeet1782
    @hexoyyeet1782 Год назад +1

    really like the challenge type videos

  • @quinnwasson2399
    @quinnwasson2399 3 месяца назад

    A United Kingdom empire would be something. Federation of Space England, Space Scotland, and Space Wales. I think it'd be funny.

  • @EJFreelancer
    @EJFreelancer Год назад

    Hilariously, I just watched the old top gear episode with Boris’ trip around the track, way back when he was still MP

  • @HateBear-real
    @HateBear-real Год назад

    If only Boris was actually like that. I feel like the hyperbole surrounding what are in fact rather tame forms of nationalism rather worn. Of course, feel free to keep playing with fire until something like that actually happens.

  • @WAlmaking
    @WAlmaking Год назад

    Imagine you are the fallen empire ai and you just hear: " My lord they are coming.. The toe lickerer and the single mom molester attacked us "

  • @keenirr5332
    @keenirr5332 Год назад

    That was a great vid! Kudos.

  • @gavinboyer4634
    @gavinboyer4634 2 месяца назад

    All Borisses are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  • @RegiusEques
    @RegiusEques Год назад

    You could theoretically take on a 10x crisis but I assure you it would be the most meta gameplay you've ever done.

  • @alphawagon3571
    @alphawagon3571 Год назад

    My favorite Stellaris cereal: Oops! All Boris

  • @joveninocando1386
    @joveninocando1386 Год назад +7

    do a mercenary challenge only also montu

  • @Beerpowered
    @Beerpowered 8 месяцев назад

    Tried this out and its fun. only took till 2246 and the Galactic community declared me the Crisis.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 месяца назад

    Insert joke about cloning a big Johnson.

  • @ganymedemlem6119
    @ganymedemlem6119 Год назад

    I would love to see a true democratic crusader challenge. Everyone in the galaxy *MUST* become fanatic egalitarian.

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine Год назад

    Boris doesn’t descend or ascend, he levels up

  • @onchristieroad
    @onchristieroad Год назад

    An oven-ready deal! If, by that, we mean all the non-Bozzer babies are ready to be put in the oven.

  • @Shugenjya
    @Shugenjya 6 месяцев назад +1

    Take a shot every time you hear the name Boris Johnson! 😉

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 6 месяцев назад

      I'm going to die of liver failure if I do that

  • @sethierot7067
    @sethierot7067 Год назад +1

    Definetly not degraded clones.
    Perfect kinda sad its over :D

  • @Piper0185
    @Piper0185 Год назад

    Love your content Montu, easily one of my favorite Stellaris content creators. Something I don't see many people do though, is talk about Mods. Would love to see someone do a Mod showcase/Tier list of favorite mods. Total conversions, ethic packs etc. Or gameplay of those mods. I know you did Empire Builds before, wondering if you plan on doing more of those?

  • @MGoogle3146
    @MGoogle3146 Год назад

    I am honestly surprised you won, this looked super tough

  • @Itharl
    @Itharl Год назад

    This is so epic. I have to try this for myself.

  • @alon4039
    @alon4039 Год назад

    21:38 now that is crazy 💀

  • @Pullapitko
    @Pullapitko Год назад

    I got the feeling that Montu holds a strong opinion regarding the former prime minister.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Год назад

    Fleeting clone start for his successor Theresa May

  • @thwmonk
    @thwmonk Год назад

    So satisfying at the end

  • @misterseventyseven4122
    @misterseventyseven4122 Год назад

    That intro made me laugh 😅😅 thank you for all your videos btw

  • @MorebitsUK
    @MorebitsUK Год назад

    Boris has hhought to have been the leader of the UK, when he was the Mayor of London, due to our friends from across the pond, thinking that London is The whole of the UK.
    The UK is more than London fellow Americans.
    But he did become PM for a while, mainly to get Brexit done and deal with COVID.

  • @Phenigma
    @Phenigma Год назад +1

    Imagine if Boris actually sees this. I would like to know his reaction.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Год назад

      Somehow I doubt bojo watches stellaris videos, unfortunately for him

  • @Shadowriderxyz
    @Shadowriderxyz Год назад

    You should drink a shot every time he says „Boris Johnson“ .

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  Год назад

      Fun fact, if you try this you'll die!

  • @niwdog1069
    @niwdog1069 Год назад

    "BJPP" made me chuckle.

  • @fatherwilliam7256
    @fatherwilliam7256 Год назад +1

    Is there a way I can back-level my game to circa 3.6? The new patch broke all my builds and has a bunch of new "features" that I don't at all enjoy. The leader cap is particularly problematic.

    • @davidh8271
      @davidh8271 Год назад +2

      Yes. Steam, right click the game in the list, 'properties', then 'betas', then click the dropdown and pick an earlier version.

  • @alexanderc9462
    @alexanderc9462 Год назад

    so many borrowed, probably too busy having parties to get anything done

  • @Cohac
    @Cohac Год назад

    An army of Boris Johnsons made me incredibly uncomfortable, and im not even british!

  • @mikelitoris8809
    @mikelitoris8809 5 месяцев назад

    Take a shot every time Montu says "Boris Johnson."

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  5 месяцев назад

      Health warning: Risk of death.

  • @malikto1
    @malikto1 Год назад

    That was a entertaining run. Long live Boris.