In Which All Optimism Dies... Prepare to Die Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @palmabros6925
    @palmabros6925 3 года назад +2681

    Utree’s infectious laughter echoes through the empty bodies and souls of giants fans

    • @epicchk4319
      @epicchk4319 3 года назад +103

      And is the sound FivePointsVids hears in his Nightmares

    • @hurrikanelaw
      @hurrikanelaw 3 года назад +58

      Bro I ain’t even a football fan and I’m just here to listen to him laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ayelmao1224
      @ayelmao1224 3 года назад +37

      Idk the more film I watch the more I’m a fan of Toney

    • @Spamus
      @Spamus 3 года назад +25

      Nah.
      His laughter's even funnier cuz Adam's mad for no reason

    • @kishin101
      @kishin101 3 года назад +21

      To start with yes, after a while UTree's laughter felt a bit forced no?

  • @TheY2AProblem
    @TheY2AProblem 3 года назад +496

    Five Points: I don’t care who they draft as long as it isn’t Kadarius Toney.
    Giants: *drafts Kadarius Toney*
    Five Points: *shocked Pikachu face*

    • @thehandoftheking3314
      @thehandoftheking3314 2 года назад +1

      5PointsVid: *White Samuel L Jackson moment*

    • @Pikedwog
      @Pikedwog 2 года назад +1

      Grossi did it with love lol

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 2 года назад +6

      Tree: *laughs his ass off the face of the earth*

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Год назад

      ...and he flopped, another one from Florida bites the dust, poor Scooter
      Wait, Kenny Golladay flopped too with that ridiculous contract?

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Год назад

      ...and he won a Super Bowl... with the Chiefs... AND JUJU

  • @UrinatingTree
    @UrinatingTree  3 года назад +1082

    For those of you wondering, the zooms kept fucking up in editing, despite the directions I did for it. Just to let you know why the zooms are jacked to hell and back. I rendered a few times; then threw my hands in the air and gave up on it.

    • @fredriel7360
      @fredriel7360 3 года назад +19

      Love your content man! Keep killing it!

    • @LordLowe
      @LordLowe 3 года назад +6

      Tree you are such a drama queen when it comes to the Steelers and their draft picks

    • @Aburner960
      @Aburner960 3 года назад +10

      Still love your content regardless I already know this is going to be a top tier video

    • @davyt0247
      @davyt0247 3 года назад +5

      No worries man

    • @deleted....8621
      @deleted....8621 3 года назад +7

      I love your laugh it cures covid 😂😂

  • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
    @thekingbarrelmaker7642 Год назад +133

    Kadarius Toney is now a Super Bowl champion. Imagine telling FivePoints that he’d win a ring in his second season.
    EDIT: he forgot how to catch the ball against Detroit.

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Год назад +9

      Scooter must be happy that a Florida player didn't flop

    • @WFM
      @WFM 11 месяцев назад +5

      Lined up offsides too lol

    • @cypher515
      @cypher515 11 месяцев назад +1

      Considering that he's probably gonna be cut if he doesn't learn how to, you know, be a football player, at this rate... still.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo 9 месяцев назад +2

      *2x champ

    • @huginnmuninn2155
      @huginnmuninn2155 2 месяца назад +3

      @@cypher515 He has now been cut.

  • @lastsinnersa8002
    @lastsinnersa8002 3 года назад +792

    It was fated that after Tree laughed at Five, it was coming straight back at him.

    • @AutoArtemAuto
      @AutoArtemAuto 3 года назад +22

      Karma. It supplies salt for everyone.

    • @J_Caban
      @J_Caban 3 года назад +8

      I don’t get it, these casuals get triggered for no reason

    • @wv4776
      @wv4776 3 года назад +12

      Steelers #1 running back until draft night was Benny Snell lol. They filled their biggest need with the best prospect available. Yea of course they needed line but I think Najee Harris helps them more than any o line could

    • @kennycai8695
      @kennycai8695 3 года назад

      Laughing at someone being hit below the belt? Don't worry, you'll get yours soon enough.

    • @OverseerCody
      @OverseerCody 3 года назад +2

      I feel like Harris was a good pick up, Big Ben isn't getting any younger, time to start actually running the ball

  • @jacknelson6163
    @jacknelson6163 3 года назад +245

    Steelers be like “I don’t need an OL, Ben’s roofies will subdue the pass rush”

    • @doaftheloaf
      @doaftheloaf 3 года назад +16

      the bill cosby of the NFL.

    • @jayfalcon75
      @jayfalcon75 3 года назад +3

      I would give all the likes if I could. Good show

    • @ChiefBlue4298
      @ChiefBlue4298 3 года назад +3

      Except no roofies were given

    • @2049571
      @2049571 2 года назад +3

      @@ChiefBlue4298 Only heartbreak for yinzers and comedy for non-yinzers

  • @JonathanPlayz
    @JonathanPlayz 3 года назад +2072

    Alternative title: Grown man laughs at bald man over player that doesnt know who he is

    • @reedmathews
      @reedmathews 3 года назад +21

      Part2

    • @jeremyhubbard2908
      @jeremyhubbard2908 3 года назад +37

      Legend says Tree is still laughing at this pick!!!!!

    • @thepackinalsfan5535
      @thepackinalsfan5535 3 года назад +5

      Go Full Yinzer, if your feeling upset best to get it out.

    • @jeremyhubbard2908
      @jeremyhubbard2908 3 года назад +6

      @@thepackinalsfan5535I like how he went full Yinzer a little bit later on.
      Hahahahahaha

    • @patrickmatthews8191
      @patrickmatthews8191 3 года назад +3

      @@jeremyhubbard2908 for sure

  • @ChrisG87
    @ChrisG87 3 года назад +334

    Five Points punching and sending his chair to the Shadow Realm made this video legendary in my book. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KMC5240
      @KMC5240 3 года назад +17

      He yanked that chair off the screen like a cartoon hook yanking someone off the stage.

    • @nextimrose7188
      @nextimrose7188 2 года назад +10

      The cartoon sound effects got me

  • @shadowstorm1111
    @shadowstorm1111 3 года назад +1034

    The amount of optimism that died that day was glorious. Everyone from Clickbait sports was filled with salt that rivals the dead sea.

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 3 года назад +55

      2019: The Death of Comedy
      2020: The Death of Hope
      2021: The Death of Optimism

    • @J_Caban
      @J_Caban 3 года назад +11

      Yea all the casual fans thinking their teams fucked up is funny

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 3 года назад +1

      rivals indicates its comperable. this is enough salt to cover half the globe

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад +2

      @Harry Engel Watch the Giants screw up that selection when the beats pick is top 5 or 10

  • @SoCalSlime
    @SoCalSlime 3 года назад +218

    I was laughing like tree when the raiders took leatherwood at 17

    • @UrinatingTree
      @UrinatingTree  3 года назад +110

      I actually like Leatherwood. He was one of the guys I wanted the Steelers to get at 24.

    • @kylestark2817
      @kylestark2817 3 года назад +12

      Raiders needed to work on the defensive side of the ball and I think they did a great job focusing on the defense with this draft. I expect some progress in the backfield.

    • @Bobcat205
      @Bobcat205 3 года назад +6

      MEME CONNOISSEUR

    • @SmoothCriminal12
      @SmoothCriminal12 3 года назад +1

      @@kylestark2817 So far, the defense has been solid, but unfortunately the team is now in turmoil after Gruden got hung out to dry by the NFL.

    • @garretthedden5743
      @garretthedden5743 2 года назад +2

      F

  • @Kaisaccountt
    @Kaisaccountt 3 года назад +697

    Seeing fivepoints completely have a brain aneurysm is slowly becoming a yearly tradition.

    • @SerialChiller1000
      @SerialChiller1000 3 года назад +8

      It won't ever get old.

    • @obijuanquenobi1911
      @obijuanquenobi1911 3 года назад +13

      @scott carter 2022: No. 6 Overall Punter

    • @dieseljester
      @dieseljester 3 года назад +2

      Poor FivePoints. Man, do you need a hug? XD

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 3 года назад +2

      @@obijuanquenobi1911 Sarah Fuller bro

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 3 года назад +2

      @@obijuanquenobi1911 sir, that's Pete Rozelle level of trolling

  • @Zazzytrain
    @Zazzytrain 3 года назад +177

    "What's the 21st overall pick in the draft? The Giants select hands for Evan Engram!"
    lol, I'm dead now.

  • @lydiavalentino
    @lydiavalentino 3 года назад +1459

    As a Giants fan, I don't _hate_ the Kadarius Toney pick but holy fuck FivePoints' reaction was priceless (ftr I would have picked Darrisaw at 20)

    • @dio2420
      @dio2420 3 года назад +129

      He is good but they didn't need him with their holes

    • @fredstanley419
      @fredstanley419 3 года назад +69

      @@dio2420 oh Jesus Christ please stfu. The giants needed another playmaker to go underneath in the offense. We got an edge, and we’re getting a guard tomorrow. Just be quiet

    • @charlesrupp3976
      @charlesrupp3976 3 года назад +157

      @@fredstanley419 ya but its a lot easier to get a good WR in the later rounds than a quality edge or OG/OT. Kwity Paye is a better player than Kadarius Toney, so is Christian Darisaw. the giants could have had either, but chose to take a WR, who while good, is a terrible take when there are better players who fill a more vital role on the team.

    • @gabetalks9275
      @gabetalks9275 3 года назад +29

      Hero Name: Five Point
      Quirk: Infinite Plunger. The ability to attach an infinite amount of plungers to his enemies.

    • @sawyertuide7636
      @sawyertuide7636 3 года назад +2

      You think it’s priceless but wait til next year lmao

  • @DeltaTagged
    @DeltaTagged Год назад +217

    Who’s here after Kadarius Toney won the Super Bowl with the Chiefs?

    • @alexjacqmin2915
      @alexjacqmin2915 Год назад +82

      Im here after he singlehandedly lost the season opener for the chiefs

    • @nkmade
      @nkmade Год назад

      ​​@@alexjacqmin2915more like double handedly, he dropped more than my Spectrum internet connection

    • @jramtheman6694
      @jramtheman6694 Год назад +11

      Who is here after week 1 of 2023 that no super bowl performance could make up for, homie should have been fined for not putting a caution wet floor sign on his hands because shit was slipping off left and right

    • @Hikayuhuy
      @Hikayuhuy 11 месяцев назад +20

      I’m here after KT pulled a Dee Ford and sent Mahomes into a blinding rage.

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 11 месяцев назад +2

      Kadarious Toney is now an iron gloved meme

  • @jordan8199
    @jordan8199 3 года назад +834

    "With the 21st pick in the draft the New York Giants select... hands for Evan Engram" lmfao

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 3 года назад +14

      Better use of the pick

    • @npeverythingbagel3245
      @npeverythingbagel3245 3 года назад +37

      “With the 21st the New York giants select Eli manning 15 years younger”

    • @baxatakbaxatak2014
      @baxatakbaxatak2014 3 года назад +16

      Now I’m imagining Engram dressed up as Edward Scissorhands and I can’t stop laughing

    • @ShadowFalcon19
      @ShadowFalcon19 3 года назад +1

      Should've stuck with the 11th pick for Justin Fields or Mac Jones

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza 3 года назад +1

      @@npeverythingbagel3245 should have been Peyton

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 3 года назад +240

    It's not an NFL Draft without Five Points raging and UrinatingTree laughing his ass off.

    • @redpillfreedom6692
      @redpillfreedom6692 3 года назад +12

      I didn't think anything could top the Daniel Jones reaction. But no, there is NO WAY you could ever top this one. I mean, he literally said "If they pick Kadarius Toney" FIVE SECONDS before the pick was announced. The timing was absolutely perfect

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 2 года назад +1

      @@redpillfreedom6692 Agreed. As a Giants fan watching fivepoints stare into the darkness brings joy after every draft misery.

    • @brandonmaddox4862
      @brandonmaddox4862 2 года назад +1

      I just love watching tree lose his shit

  • @thepassingstatic6268
    @thepassingstatic6268 3 года назад +862

    What makes Scooters reaction even funnier is the fact he doesn't curse. He sounds like Gomer Pyle ranting about the Xowboys. I love it

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад +9

      And he got probably the best LB in the draft out of it.

    • @LalienX
      @LalienX 3 года назад +27

      @@krisgordon3116 yeah let's draft a LB when you are loaded at the position and need OL help 🥴

    • @jamaripino810
      @jamaripino810 3 года назад +1

      @@LalienX we don't know if LVE and Jaylon become good again though

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад +3

      @@LalienX To be fair, your right but the line was ok, and part of the was fun to injuries. The defense was trash last year even when healthy.

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza 3 года назад

      The best LB was in Round 2

  • @JayDee247365
    @JayDee247365 Год назад +32

    The irony of this now. Tree is wearing a Kansas City shirt as the Giants selected Kadarius Toney. I knew you were one of the scriptwriters, Tree 🤣🤣

  • @independentRestorationServices
    @independentRestorationServices 3 года назад +382

    As a Browns fan, the fact that Tree thought JOK was going that early makes me so happy.

    • @littleeark1
      @littleeark1 3 года назад +77

      Y’all got a fucking steal

    • @reedmathews
      @reedmathews 3 года назад +63

      Him falling all the way to 52 give Andrew berry the gm of the year award right now just for that pick alone

    • @cancelanime1507
      @cancelanime1507 3 года назад +14

      We committed theft

    • @FOWLKON1339
      @FOWLKON1339 3 года назад +20

      @@cancelanime1507 and this isn't just common Petty theft, y'all got away with grand larceny.

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 3 года назад +6

      Highway robbery

  • @brandonowens6879
    @brandonowens6879 3 года назад +73

    Utree laughing after the Giants pick... Narrator: 2 hours later
    Utree is still laughing
    Narrator: 4 hours later
    Utree Still laughing
    Narrator: 6 hours later
    Utree Yinzer Rage Mode Activated 😂😂
    Scooter: Wanna Talk About it?

  • @harrisonpolen3112
    @harrisonpolen3112 3 года назад +228

    The reaction to it being toney is legendary

    • @Swoosh_015
      @Swoosh_015 3 года назад +34

      “Please don’t let it be Toney”
      Final words before only laughter

  • @TheDarthSoldier
    @TheDarthSoldier Год назад +8

    This is so good i have to revisit every once in a while. All the clickbait guys got trolled by their teams

  • @mas2723
    @mas2723 3 года назад +147

    No matter what context, the Tree laughter is a beautiful sound

  • @larryparr2799
    @larryparr2799 3 года назад +55

    It’s like a family guy joke. He just keeps laughing and laughing and it becomes more and more uncomfortable. Pure gold.

  • @arkomazumder8010
    @arkomazumder8010 3 года назад +210

    Tree went full Walter White Crawl Space from that laugh Jesus Christ

  • @jonathancarlson6127
    @jonathancarlson6127 Год назад +78

    The sheer brilliance of Tree's troll game is on a level I've never seen before. He not only knew NYG would take Toney, but he wore a KANSAS CITY shirt for the occasion, knowing how all this would play out. Aizen Sosuke eat your heart out...

    • @Saixjacket
      @Saixjacket Год назад +2

      Damn simulation was a little fast forwarded there

    • @Disembow1280
      @Disembow1280 Год назад +1

      Unlike Aizen, Tree believes in himself

  • @Mikefrank333
    @Mikefrank333 3 года назад +208

    Tom Grossi looks so sad, can someone check to see if he’s okay?

    • @thedissidentleftist6997
      @thedissidentleftist6997 3 года назад +6

      Did 100% change with draft picks.

    • @TyTheTurtle
      @TyTheTurtle 3 года назад +23

      All of the packers fanbase is currently on the verge of a heart attack. Nothing has been cleared up yet involving rodgers. I am incredibly stressed out. We had a pretty good draft though, so I guess that's cool.

    • @nintendoentersoft
      @nintendoentersoft 3 года назад

      @@TyTheTurtle Amari Rodgers having a connection to Randall Cobb is about the only thing I liked about the draft in the Packers side of me. First two picks were a case of "yeah, we needed a guy in those spots badly, but they were not the consensus BPA" and honestly I don't trust Packers scouting to find something that disagrees.
      Saints have been doing a solid job at the draft. Replacing their gutted defense with youth and grabbing an escape parachute with their Brees-less fall.

    • @TyTheTurtle
      @TyTheTurtle 3 года назад +1

      @@nintendoentersoft i mean they drafted Jaire so I'm not entirely worried about their CB decisions, and Oline is fairly easy to develop especially for the packers.

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 3 года назад +37

    3:08 the sound effects make this 100x funnier

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 3 года назад +136

    “Do you think he wants to talk about it” lmfao

  • @thunderjax
    @thunderjax Год назад +9

    The entirety of clickbait sports took indivdual L's that night, thats legendary

  • @TheSonicsean
    @TheSonicsean 3 года назад +137

    "Let's draft more wide receivers!"
    The Matt Millen approach to GMing.

    • @SalmanAli-hn2kt
      @SalmanAli-hn2kt 3 года назад +3

      the matt millen special

    • @shlck6734
      @shlck6734 3 года назад

      To be fair Engram, Shepard and Ross will all be gone in 2022 so it’s kind of a necessary pick for the future

    • @Mikefrank333
      @Mikefrank333 3 года назад

      @Harry Engel imagine if they drafted the other top receiver in the 2002 NFL Draft instead of Charles Rodgers, they would’ve had Andre Johnson with Calvin Johnson?

  • @Donald_the_Potholer
    @Donald_the_Potholer Год назад +35

    Almost 2 years late, but:
    0:40 Salad
    1:43 Soup
    2:18 The entree you paid for
    7:25 The entree you got in the BOGO deal
    11:49 Dessert (cheesecake)
    13:15 The leftovers you had to box up and take home
    "Tastes like clinical depression" indeed.

  • @strobbedelutz
    @strobbedelutz 3 года назад +88

    Nothing better than watching the misery of sports fans

    • @jasonb9562
      @jasonb9562 3 года назад +6

      And yet we keep coming back. What does that say about us?

    • @daveatkins3796
      @daveatkins3796 3 года назад +1

      That we’re all stupid, we’re gluttons for punishment and we never learn. I hate myself!

    • @coltongraves9331
      @coltongraves9331 3 года назад

      It means we enjoy the simple things in life. That,and excellent comedy lol

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 года назад

      At least it's safer than Cryptocurrency investment. 😅

  • @chrisdavey5530
    @chrisdavey5530 Год назад +8

    I fully expected Tree's soul to fly out of his body like one of those weasels from roger rabbit

  • @talontucker2403
    @talontucker2403 3 года назад +184

    God when UTree dies laughing it’s the best 😂😂

  • @Jaison96
    @Jaison96 Год назад +48

    Who’s here after Kadarius Toney had 4 drops?

    • @fleshwoundNPG
      @fleshwoundNPG Год назад +7

      tree is even wearing a kc shirt. it was destiny

  • @darealconman
    @darealconman 3 года назад +57

    FivePointsVids' reaction was the best one, but Scooter's reaction is a *CLOSE* second. Keep up the hilarious content! 🤣

  • @yotsubro2783
    @yotsubro2783 3 года назад +40

    I love how during Tree’s freak out over the Steelers he’s smiling the whole time cause he just expected it

  • @gabetalks9275
    @gabetalks9275 3 года назад +42

    It's not the NFL Draft if Five Points isn't dead inside.

  • @workingclassrunner
    @workingclassrunner 3 года назад +15

    I'm sorry Five but the Toney pick and your resultant misery has to be one of the funniest moments in stream history.

  • @zacharytaylor3178
    @zacharytaylor3178 3 года назад +187

    “This might be one of the rare occurrences where nobody is happy with their selection” (12:52)
    Bears fans like myself: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @Pichu-zm9qk
      @Pichu-zm9qk 3 года назад +4

      The Vikings got our guy and two extra thirds you won’t see me complaining

    • @TheChicagogamer
      @TheChicagogamer 3 года назад +34

      @@Pichu-zm9qk hell the entire nfc north is having a good day besides the pack

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 3 года назад +3

      @@TheChicagogamer good good

    • @mrsaxobeat6891
      @mrsaxobeat6891 3 года назад +5

      Most of Atlanta is happy too

    • @ohioboy1878
      @ohioboy1878 3 года назад +4

      As a browns fan i was happy with newmore the 2nd

  • @calfriedman7316
    @calfriedman7316 3 года назад +30

    The sound effect when he pulled the chair had me rolling

  • @MilleniumPidgeon
    @MilleniumPidgeon 3 года назад +67

    What a truly wondrous day to be a Browns fan

    • @MilleniumPidgeon
      @MilleniumPidgeon 3 года назад +11

      Absolutely. Nabbing two players that weren't expected to make it out of the top 20 that look ready to play day one is a dream come true. Even the round 3 wide receiver looks like a good developmental/depth pick.

    • @velikynovgorod4358
      @velikynovgorod4358 3 года назад +2

      I didn't research the draft at all so glad to hear we made some good picks for once. Would be funny if the team that is notorious for terrible draft picks had a way better draft than the Steelers. Hopefully we get further in the playoffs next year though.

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 3 года назад +3

      @@MilleniumPidgeon I'm still confused how we can get JOK.

    • @MilleniumPidgeon
      @MilleniumPidgeon 3 года назад +2

      I know, right? Leading up to the draft I didnt see a single mock that had him outside the top 16 and then he falls into our laps in round 2

    • @KamsPoliticalPredictions
      @KamsPoliticalPredictions 3 года назад +1

      Although it hurts to say this (Steelers fan here 🤦🏾‍♂️), I think your Browns are going to win a Super Bowl in this decade.

  • @lordoz2578
    @lordoz2578 3 года назад +43

    As a chargers fan, I’m happy we don’t have a GM like this... but these reactions.
    Priceless.

  • @darkwarrior1194
    @darkwarrior1194 3 года назад +127

    We need a Raiders fan just to see him yell at whatever stupid decision Gruden makes for the first round

    • @Justinian-IV
      @Justinian-IV 3 года назад +12

      We expect a shite pick in the first round so it just washes over us by now.

    • @bplup6419
      @bplup6419 3 года назад +4

      I expected much worse to be honest.

    • @nicholastricarico2957
      @nicholastricarico2957 3 года назад +9

      I can defend the Alex Leatherwood pick. I loved the Moehrig selection. As for Koonce and Deablo............I don't want to talk about it.

    • @Brandon-qd2lb
      @Brandon-qd2lb 3 года назад +1

      We needed edp he's so good at ranting :(

    • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
      @TheNerdForAllSeasons 3 года назад +1

      I volunteer as tribute.

  • @Mistertbones
    @Mistertbones 2 года назад +64

    Tree's reaction to the Najee Harris pick is immortal. Amazing how despite no offensive line, Najee Harris managed to run for 1200 yards, good for fourth in the league. I hope he gets line help in this upcoming draft.

  • @AnotherStatsGuy
    @AnotherStatsGuy 3 года назад +28

    If you wrote the Kadarius Tony pick into a novel, people would call it "unrealistic". Guy says "Don't pick this guy!" and the team immediately picks the guy a second later.

  • @gamerrevolutionary6615
    @gamerrevolutionary6615 3 года назад +25

    Watching them rage while I'm sitting here watching the browns make great draft selections brings me so much joy.

  • @SuperNASCARrocks
    @SuperNASCARrocks 3 года назад +39

    Five points reaction 😂 There should be a days of our giants. Poor five points.

  • @runswithfeathers47
    @runswithfeathers47 3 года назад +8

    Thank you for collecting all of these in one place, Tree. I will be able to draw salt from this well for years to come.

  • @goldgreatdane1
    @goldgreatdane1 3 года назад +71

    Between Cincinnati not getting sewell and Pittsburgh not fixing the line the Browns might go 4-0 against them this year. this makes me very happy

    • @Leeedy_1
      @Leeedy_1 3 года назад +3

      We got Kendrick Green if you watched the 3rd round. We still got 4 rounds left

    • @Leeedy_1
      @Leeedy_1 3 года назад

      Another thing to add is that we’re pretty good at developing late round lineman

    • @seanrivera7665
      @seanrivera7665 3 года назад +1

      YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! GGOOO BROWNS!!!!!

    • @michaelhession2105
      @michaelhession2105 3 года назад +1

      But 0-2 against the Ravens.

    • @goldgreatdane1
      @goldgreatdane1 3 года назад

      @@michaelhession2105 not if JOK can keep up with lamar

  • @JakeGoodmanYT
    @JakeGoodmanYT Год назад +18

    3:08 FPV now knowing Kadarius Toney is a Super Bowl Champion.

    • @Adamsmasher93
      @Adamsmasher93 Год назад +1

      Made this video really age like fine wine.

  • @lonewolfxdd
    @lonewolfxdd 3 года назад +60

    Now y'all gotta put Brett Kollmann's reaction when the Texans drafted Davis Mills...
    Also, look at the brightside Tree, they did drafted a center.

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 3 года назад +3

      Brett has abandoned the Texans & has gone all in on the Bears, & I don't blame him. I lost it on that pick as well. I'm still pissed about it.
      FUCK JACK EASTERBY!!!

    • @whynot5486
      @whynot5486 3 года назад

      @@TheNightOwl11683 Did he really became a bears fan?

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 3 года назад +2

      @@whynot5486 The Bears were always his second team. He's just lost all hope in the Texans pretty much until McNair sells the team. His tweet after Mills was drafted was simply "Bear Down".

    • @jvtagle
      @jvtagle 3 года назад

      @@TheNightOwl11683 that and the masterpiece of a draft the Bears pulled

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 3 года назад

      @@jvtagle Yeah, that did a lot to solidify it. If the Texans had taken anyone else, for example whomever was the best DB left on the board, he probably wouldn't have been so upset by the Texans draft. Just taking Davis Mills alone ruins that Texans draft. Nothing can salvage it.

  • @fruitbythefoote
    @fruitbythefoote Год назад +14

    Good news indeed! Tree's question has finally been answered 2 years later: Broderick Jones will block for Najee Harris.

  • @Alex-po8ss
    @Alex-po8ss 3 года назад +85

    Being a massive niners fan, I’m actually so happy right now lmaoooo

  • @abs_sports1720
    @abs_sports1720 3 года назад +28

    I finally saw Five Points meltdown with tree laughing at him live... I can die a happy man

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 3 года назад +2

      Me too man. Had to put my face on the pillow to not wake my parents up

  • @morganearle4748
    @morganearle4748 3 года назад +42

    As a cowgirls fan and not having a SINGLE o line man taken in the first three rounds has me dead

    • @zaneseibert
      @zaneseibert 3 года назад +3

      Not as dead as Dak's gonna be :(

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 3 года назад +3

      HOW do you think we Philly Fans feel?? 10 STRAIGHT Ignoring our O-Line, proved the Haters it would Kill Carson's Confidence and fucked us for the next 5 Years. Yes, even in...The Year we still had a Garbage O-Line. #AllWeKnowIsPain #AllMightyPush

    • @niharmulpuri3995
      @niharmulpuri3995 3 года назад +1

      @@HyperFlame64V1 tf are you talking about howie only invests in the o line, and we had the best o line in the league in 2017

    • @deathtowrestling2518
      @deathtowrestling2518 3 года назад

      @@HyperFlame64V1 NFC East GMs only care for their bottom line, don't you know?

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 3 года назад +1

      @@niharmulpuri3995 AND WE HAVEN'T DONE SHIT. MOST OF THE TIME, THEY INJURED. WASTE OF FUCKING TIME AND MONEY. Case Fucking Closed!

  • @davidlaush180
    @davidlaush180 Год назад +7

    Welcome back, sportsball enthusiasts. Draft time is upon us.

  • @proshit01
    @proshit01 3 года назад +15

    I replayed five points’ reaction about 50 times. That couldn’t have been more perfect

  • @thisismyhandle999
    @thisismyhandle999 3 года назад +45

    I'm a Giants fan, I wasn't happy with the Toney pick either (I wanted Paye too) but this is hilarious 😂😂

    • @KJaswal
      @KJaswal 3 года назад

      Idk why he got so mad Giants did have WR as a need plus they did draft and Edge in the 2nd round

  • @Valhalla05
    @Valhalla05 3 года назад +48

    And while we're on the subject of a line...
    SEWELL WAS RIGHT THERE CINNCI!

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 3 года назад +5

      So was Teven Jenkins in the 2nd

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 3 года назад

      @@YachiruALEPH Or at bare minimum, a severe case of David Carr Sydrome. Symptoms include several rushing yards gained due to running for their life, taking dives when pass rushers close in, leading the league in sacks taken, etc...

    • @josepharmstrong1531
      @josepharmstrong1531 3 года назад +1

      I come from the future
      Chase > Sewell all day.

  • @Cbear3450
    @Cbear3450 3 года назад +28

    As a Bears fan, this is the happiest I’ve been through two rounds of the draft in a long time!

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Год назад +1

      And then they fucked it all up the following season (at least you guys won the Tank Bowl and got a haul for it)

  • @ianmudd1383
    @ianmudd1383 3 года назад +35

    To be fair we don't know how good these picks are until at least November

    • @UrinatingTree
      @UrinatingTree  3 года назад +31

      Pretty much, but it's fun to whine about everything beforehand.

    • @thedissidentleftist6997
      @thedissidentleftist6997 3 года назад

      @@UrinatingTree lol. I'm just being patient and cynicalism as usual.

    • @ianmudd1383
      @ianmudd1383 3 года назад

      UrinatingTree Fair enough

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 3 года назад +21

    As a Bears fan, this warms the cockles of my heart.

    • @jvtagle
      @jvtagle 3 года назад +2

      Same as a Niners fan

  • @thegameradic8916
    @thegameradic8916 3 года назад +19

    UT was laughing it up until the well known word called karma.

  • @viper6525D
    @viper6525D 3 года назад +24

    Looks like no one was gonna leave Draft Day with optimism.

  • @KDUFFRadio
    @KDUFFRadio 3 года назад +16

    I haven’t heard you laugh this hard since the Lightning blew it to the Blue Jackets.

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 3 года назад +27

    Me at 6:00: I swear to god you better not exclude Tom Grossi.
    11:51: Good.

  • @deleted....8621
    @deleted....8621 3 года назад +26

    As a Texans fan I can understand all the pain of everyone in this video even though we dont got a 1st round pick

    • @TheManny717
      @TheManny717 3 года назад +2

      As they say, you can't mistake your pick if you don't have any. ;P Or something along the lines... IDK.

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 3 года назад +1

      @@TheManny717 Well, they managed to make a dumpster fire out of their first pick anyways by drafting a broken QB

    • @anonymoususer450
      @anonymoususer450 3 года назад

      I feel for you and all Texans fans

    • @MK-ms4uz
      @MK-ms4uz 3 года назад

      Being a Texans fan is just pain in itself

  • @cinimatics
    @cinimatics 3 года назад +10

    This is the content we need. Not the content we deserve.

  • @rosavilla5163
    @rosavilla5163 3 года назад +47

    The title says it all lol 😂

  • @bourque801
    @bourque801 3 года назад +9

    May this video go viral....An Outstanding video by UTree, And I love the coverage of the fans of the other teams also.

  • @rowdycmoore
    @rowdycmoore 3 года назад +13

    I would watch Tree, FivePoints, Scooter, Grossi and Perna all stream together on Sundays this fall. Would be more entertaining than the actual games.

  • @shioriryukaze
    @shioriryukaze 2 года назад +8

    I have never watched this video until I stumbled upon the reaction to Daniel Jones and their reaction that day he got drafted. I will now make it a point to watch their podcast with the next draft that happens because this is hilarious.

    • @QwertyCaesar
      @QwertyCaesar 2 года назад +2

      Gonna be hilarious when they draft Chris Olave and Kyle Hamilton

  • @TheRandomMexican619
    @TheRandomMexican619 3 года назад +17

    Tree, your evil troll laugh brings me much joy and happiness. 3:02

  • @michaelhession2105
    @michaelhession2105 3 года назад +7

    The greatest day of draft reactions I have ever seen.

  • @TheJacho92
    @TheJacho92 3 года назад +18

    I'm repeating the Giants pick segment and I'm still not at the end of the video HAHAHA

  • @AverageKingBooEnjoyer
    @AverageKingBooEnjoyer 2 года назад +17

    for the first time since 2018, Urinating Tree is unable to laugh at FivePointVids, after the Giants made good draft decisions

  • @banjo3364
    @banjo3364 3 года назад +19

    The fact that the giants didn’t draft JOK makes me want to have a few words with gettleman

    • @wesleygreen2638
      @wesleygreen2638 3 года назад +2

      As a Browns fan I have a gift basket for him.

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 3 года назад

      @@wesleygreen2638 Man, him going down to the 52nd and the Browns still picking him it's the steal of the draft, unless we have a Brady like guy in the later rounds.
      When the Browns never got him in the 26th I thought: they blew a chance.
      Berry is on the run for GM of the year with that

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 3 года назад +28

    2:50
    The reaction you’ve all been waiting for.

  • @Horneij21
    @Horneij21 3 года назад +13

    As a Bears fan I went from having no hope to all the hope. It was wild.

  • @xanzibar5374
    @xanzibar5374 9 месяцев назад +2

    3 years and it’s still golden. Everyone lost at this draft, except maybe the Eagles. Devonta Smith is a stud.

  • @yaakovmarks1241
    @yaakovmarks1241 3 года назад +31

    Man, all y’all had a rough draft night.

    • @Strongbah43
      @Strongbah43 3 года назад +2

      Naw cowboys got parsons. Harris will be good too. The rest of them though...

  • @MegaJustin33
    @MegaJustin33 3 года назад +5

    As a huge Lions fan I'm grateful I'm not feeling like all you guys for once. A+ draft baby!

  • @BaronOfZLand
    @BaronOfZLand 3 года назад +11

    Salt on the wounds across the football youtuber universe, you gotta love it.

  • @Draconis345
    @Draconis345 2 года назад +7

    2:08
    I think we made out like thieves with Micah Parsons.

  • @tbrasco5954
    @tbrasco5954 3 года назад +24

    It’s almost like it’s tradition for five points to die inside during the draft. 😂

  • @SportsFan2001
    @SportsFan2001 3 года назад +14

    These guys are funnier than every late night show ever.

  • @roshango125ab
    @roshango125ab 3 года назад +38

    The draft has just become the annual five points roast fest. Dear Giants, never fire Gettleman

    • @womton159
      @womton159 3 года назад +1

      If he keeps making good picks like he does we won’t

    • @shlck6734
      @shlck6734 3 года назад +1

      Yeah honestly his drafting has been pretty solid and now we have 2 picks in the 1st, 3rd and 4th rounds next year. This team is about to be stacked

  • @maxehrlich5896
    @maxehrlich5896 3 года назад +20

    Giants still got Ojulari yesterday, and he’s a round 1 edge talent

    • @Jeremy-ed7fy
      @Jeremy-ed7fy 3 года назад +2

      Exactly, getting toney round 1 was good. Now if they get Trey Smith, Deonte Brown, James Hudson, or Drake Jackson round 4 it will be an A+ draft

  • @shoeshiner9314
    @shoeshiner9314 Год назад +3

    And so, with his Kansas City shirt, Tree accidentally foreshadows the greatest failure of Gettleman's tenure

  • @WolfDB
    @WolfDB 3 года назад +40

    As a Name Redacted fan, seeing Scooter and FivePoints upset at their draft picks makes me happy

    • @WolfDB
      @WolfDB 3 года назад +2

      @@YachiruALEPH I trust in Heinecke and in the fact that the other three teams are bad

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Год назад

      Guess who made the Super Bowl?

  • @Reckless-4800
    @Reckless-4800 3 года назад +53

    As soon as I saw the notif I clicked. I am a simple man.

  • @dankuchler2423
    @dankuchler2423 2 года назад +8

    In retrospect Brandon is very happy with Pat Surtain

  • @therammersline918
    @therammersline918 3 года назад +4

    We know what is next, ladies and gentlemen:
    "TONIGHT, on Days of Our Steelers..."

  • @Ravens_Den
    @Ravens_Den Год назад +7

    Came back after Kadarius Toney won a ring.

  • @josephflanigan3649
    @josephflanigan3649 3 года назад +16

    Days of Our Steelers in the off-season

  • @cadeo.1265
    @cadeo.1265 2 года назад +7

    A year later and now the Giants are shopping trades for Toney. FivePoints reaction has aged like wine

  • @dsl32
    @dsl32 3 года назад +6

    I watched it for a second time and I am still laughing my ass off even harder at Five Points meltdown

  • @Qcxm
    @Qcxm Год назад +6

    I had to come back and watch this after Kadarius Toney got a ring