Here it is. The best moments of the Stream + every draft pick reaction. Let me know if I miss anything. 3:25 Plungers 6:10 First Tier 7:30 Plunger # 1 16:19 Nurse Tree 25:25 *Jaguars Pick* 26:46 Brew #2 30:37 Brew #3 32:47 *Jets Pick* 40:58 *49ers Pick* - wow already? 48:24 *Falcons Pick* 50:45 Mission Failed. We’ll get em next time 57:20 *Bengals Pick* - R.I.P Joe Burrow 1:03:44 *Dolphins Pick* -Then he Waddled away 1:10:26 *Lions Pick* 1:14:00 Brew #4 1:17:03 *Panthers Pick* 1:19:43 + 1:24:07 A live check in with ThatsGoodSports 1:25:33 *Broncos Pick* 1:26:05 WHY IS HE SO UPSET???? LOL 1:29:55 Cowboys trade their pick to the Eagles 1:32:33 Dodger of Zion: Now with 100% more Tradition 1:34:48 Bald ASMR 1:35:40 *Eagles Pick* - this is why I despise the Eagles with a fiery passion 1:38:28 Giants trade with Bears 1:39:08 The president of Abearica is here. 1:40:00 YOU TRADED FOR THAT??? LMFAO 1:44:00 *Bears Pick* 1:45:48 Abearica rage 1:49:09 A live look in at Scooter 1:51:03 *Cowboys Pick* 1:51:27 Scooter is... not upset. 1:52:36 Alex eating Dino nuggets. A true man of culture 1:53:22 Pens Clinch playoffs 1:54:10 Rip ButtPounder420’s dog 2:00:50 *Chargers Pick* 2:04:15 Jets trade pick with Vikings 2:10:08 *Jets Pick* 2:13:28 For the last time, GET ON WITH IT 2:14:15 *Patriots pick* -Mac Jones gets taken into the empire 2:19:32 *Cardinals Pick* 2:23:49 Expanding The Dumpster Fire Empire 2:26:14 *Raiders Pick* 2:29:00 Brew #5 2:30:18 Dolphins Pick 2:33:55 The Oscars are tanking 2:36:43 *Washington Pick* 2:38:00 Giants on the clock. PREPARE YOURSELVES 2:43:50 *Giants Pick* 2:44:00 In which all Optimism dies. (Excuse me for one second) *FUCK YOU GETTLEMEN YOU USELESS PIECE OF SCRAP HEAP. I HEREBY WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE DEATH NOTE. FUCK YOU* ……………...sorry about that. 2:49:10 Triple Plunger 2:51:33 The Abearican primal scream 2:52:17 *Colts pick* - Five has lost faith in humanity 3:00:39 *Titans Pick* 3:07:15 *Vikings Pick* 3:07:34 Steelers on the clock. Prepare yourselves. 3:11:00 *Steelers Pick* 3:11:09 *YOU DRAFTED A RUNNING BACK???!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FOOLS. YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS* 3:14:16 Oh no. I fumbled the ball (Tree completely loses it) 3:15:03 Tower of Tree Deluxe Edition 3:18:49 You only realize this now? Pathetic. 3:19:20 *Jaguars Pick* 3:25:27 *Browns Pick* 3:30:59 What he said 3:32:35 *Ravens Pick* 3:39:25 *Saints Pick* 3:40:16 A live look in on Tom Grossi 3:44:24 *Packers Pick* - Tom loses all faith in humanity 3:50:04 Emotional support kitty 3:50:40 *Bills Pick* 3:55:00 In conclusion: everyone was salty. 3:56:54 Andy Dalton 3:59:43 *Raven’s Pick* 4:02:19 *Buccaneers Pick* - holy shit. JOK gets left out the first round 4:03:59 Excuse me? 4:05:33 Abearica is coming for Perna 4:06:41 + 4:06:57 A substitute for Tree not twerking 4:07:47 Hide your eyes 4:09:25 It is 2:46a.m. in the morning as I am typing this. That was one hell of a stream. There were laughs, there was much anger, and most importantly: nobody really won. And no, I'm not timestamping day 2 for my own sanity. Now if you'll excuse me, Imma go pass put.
Why were they shocked by Chase? Bengals fans aren’t upset at all. In fact it was pretty much unanimous everyone was gonna be happy with Chase getting the pick
"If they take Kadarius Toney, I'm gonna, I'm gonna freaking" One second later: "With the 20th pick in the NFL draft, the NY Giants select... Kadarius Toney I'M DEAD
That was the best timing I have ever seen in a draft reaction… almost as soon as FPV said if the Giants picked Kadarius Toney, he’d flip out… Perfection.
@Harry Engel he was considered a late first round early 2nd. So if they really wanted him and didn't have any offers to move down more, then I guess you could consider him a reach.
Someone in New York: "Sir, we finally have info. Five Points's gonna freak out if we pick Kadarius Toney. Shall we...?" Dave Gettleman: "LET'S. EFFING. DO IT!!!"
The salt mine of everyone except for the little man was glorious. Should do a vid of you all dunking on Grossi early on, and then the salt that you all produced. I haven't had that good of a laugh in awhile. Thanks, guys.
I have been in a lot of streams but this one has been one of the best i've ever witnessed Also this stream it's In Which All Optimism Dies 2021 NFL Draft Edition
2:43:42, we're all here for the greatest moment in Shitposting history! 3:11:00, Tree is so pissed his Steelers took a RB in the first round DOUBLE SALT BABY!!!! DOUBLE OPTIMISM DEAD!!!!! Also: 4:07:37, *RYAN JONES TO THE $50 RESCUE, FLASH IT TREE*
3:37:30 3:56:37 Probably the Only Time Tree will probably talk about Aussie Rules Football. Enjoyed Being apart of the Chat. And here’s the Link to the Swans Theme (It’s the Tune of the Notre Dame Fight Song): ruclips.net/video/vpvvjK8Qeg4/видео.html
@@gordon0034 Got Interested in the game of Aussie Rules Football Last Year during the Pandemic, I chose the Swans as my team because of their consistency and recent success over the past 25 Years, despite of being a weaker side the past 2 Years.
In the 2022 NFL draft: Derp Train: Sorry, we made a new home in Green Bay! Grossi: Damn it! The Lions take Jameson Williams. Then the Packers draft two defensive lineman and now Tree's laughing at my misery.
@@Hiei2k7 i mean Jenkins and eichenberg are still up there. I also totally get where you are coming from. I guess I've just seen like so many people shit on the pick that I'm getting tired of it. I'm super excited about fields, and with gettleman taking....toney lmao, I'm not too worried that it was too much to give up. Hopefully we get a good OT in the second, but for the first time in a long time I'm excited for a bears qb
Man Hiei has a really bad take on the bears picking Fields. What were they supposed to do? Who were they supposed to pick? Would you rather have Dalton and miss out on one of the best qb drafts in a long time? Yeah we gave up a little too much but we need a qb.
Bad take? I've seen this merry go round before. Trade up for a QB. Lame duck coach. Insert him too early, stunting his growth. Fire draft coach. New coach doesn't play to strengths. QB washes out.
Bit of a reach, but I like what he has to offer and the trade down was absolutely fantastic in my opinion, could get a top 10 pick from the Bears next year never know
As a Chicago Bears fan I do agree that that was way too much to give to your Giants five points but at the same time Justin Fields is great but I also agree that that was more of a naggy pick than a Ryan pace pick
Here it is. The best moments of the Stream + every draft pick reaction. Let me know if I miss anything.
3:25 Plungers
6:10 First Tier
7:30 Plunger # 1
16:19 Nurse Tree
25:25 *Jaguars Pick*
26:46 Brew #2
30:37 Brew #3
32:47 *Jets Pick*
40:58 *49ers Pick* - wow already?
48:24 *Falcons Pick*
50:45 Mission Failed. We’ll get em next time
57:20 *Bengals Pick* - R.I.P Joe Burrow
1:03:44 *Dolphins Pick* -Then he Waddled away
1:10:26 *Lions Pick*
1:14:00 Brew #4
1:17:03 *Panthers Pick*
1:19:43 + 1:24:07 A live check in with ThatsGoodSports
1:25:33 *Broncos Pick*
1:26:05 WHY IS HE SO UPSET???? LOL
1:29:55 Cowboys trade their pick to the Eagles
1:32:33 Dodger of Zion: Now with 100% more Tradition
1:34:48 Bald ASMR
1:35:40 *Eagles Pick* - this is why I despise the Eagles with a fiery passion
1:38:28 Giants trade with Bears
1:39:08 The president of Abearica is here.
1:40:00 YOU TRADED FOR THAT??? LMFAO
1:44:00 *Bears Pick*
1:45:48 Abearica rage
1:49:09 A live look in at Scooter
1:51:03 *Cowboys Pick*
1:51:27 Scooter is... not upset.
1:52:36 Alex eating Dino nuggets. A true man of culture
1:53:22 Pens Clinch playoffs
1:54:10 Rip ButtPounder420’s dog
2:00:50 *Chargers Pick*
2:04:15 Jets trade pick with Vikings
2:10:08 *Jets Pick*
2:13:28 For the last time, GET ON WITH IT
2:14:15 *Patriots pick* -Mac Jones gets taken into the empire
2:19:32 *Cardinals Pick*
2:23:49 Expanding The Dumpster Fire Empire
2:26:14 *Raiders Pick*
2:29:00 Brew #5
2:30:18 Dolphins Pick
2:33:55 The Oscars are tanking
2:36:43 *Washington Pick*
2:38:00 Giants on the clock. PREPARE YOURSELVES
2:43:50 *Giants Pick*
2:44:00 In which all Optimism dies.
(Excuse me for one second) *FUCK YOU GETTLEMEN YOU USELESS PIECE OF SCRAP HEAP. I HEREBY WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE DEATH NOTE. FUCK YOU* ……………...sorry about that.
2:49:10 Triple Plunger
2:51:33 The Abearican primal scream
2:52:17 *Colts pick* - Five has lost faith in humanity
3:00:39 *Titans Pick*
3:07:15 *Vikings Pick*
3:07:34 Steelers on the clock. Prepare yourselves.
3:11:00 *Steelers Pick*
3:11:09 *YOU DRAFTED A RUNNING BACK???!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FOOLS. YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS*
3:14:16 Oh no. I fumbled the ball (Tree completely loses it)
3:15:03 Tower of Tree Deluxe Edition
3:18:49 You only realize this now? Pathetic.
3:19:20 *Jaguars Pick*
3:25:27 *Browns Pick*
3:30:59 What he said
3:32:35 *Ravens Pick*
3:39:25 *Saints Pick*
3:40:16 A live look in on Tom Grossi
3:44:24 *Packers Pick* - Tom loses all faith in humanity
3:50:04 Emotional support kitty
3:50:40 *Bills Pick*
3:55:00 In conclusion: everyone was salty.
3:56:54 Andy Dalton
3:59:43 *Raven’s Pick*
4:02:19 *Buccaneers Pick* - holy shit. JOK gets left out the first round
4:03:59 Excuse me?
4:05:33 Abearica is coming for Perna
4:06:41 + 4:06:57 A substitute for Tree not twerking
4:07:47 Hide your eyes
4:09:25 It is 2:46a.m. in the morning as I am typing this. That was one hell of a stream. There were laughs, there was much anger, and most importantly: nobody really won.
And no, I'm not timestamping day 2 for my own sanity. Now if you'll excuse me, Imma go pass put.
Really appreciate this man!
You are a God among legends thank you sir!!
This man deserves a case of beers for his work
1:32:33 Dodger arrives... with some TRADITION
Why were they shocked by Chase? Bengals fans aren’t upset at all. In fact it was pretty much unanimous everyone was gonna be happy with Chase getting the pick
2:43:52: Derp Salt and Yinzer Laughter
3:11:00: Yinzer Salt and Derp Laughter
You're a good man, thank you
Legend
The derp and the salt mine
I love when five points is angry.
I love when Tree is angry.
Both in the same stream priceless.
"If they take Kadarius Toney, I'm gonna, I'm gonna freaking"
One second later: "With the 20th pick in the NFL draft, the NY Giants select... Kadarius Toney
I'M DEAD
That was the best part of the whole stream pick is announced five punches in his chair and tree dies laughing
“With the 21st overall pick in the draft, the New York Giants select hands for Evan Engram.”
I was dying laughing when that happened, FPV literally spoke his pain into existence
@@SerenityNow9015 It wasn't just the phrase. The way he executed it took it into another whole level! Sublime Tree!!
That was the best timing I have ever seen in a draft reaction… almost as soon as FPV said if the Giants picked Kadarius Toney, he’d flip out… Perfection.
Three years in a row seeing these reactions live: never disappointed. Now we will have: The Trilogy of When all optimism dies Giants edition
It's a annual event!
Finally I have all 3
And it gets better, we have Yinzer salt too.
Death has a face. It’s stilll bald
It's a Hat Trick. The first in NY Giant Franchise History!
2:43:52 In which all optimism dies: Five Points Edition
The giants are the only team that can reach at 20
He jinxed himself
In which he also has a fistfight with his chair
It’s traditional now
Death has a face, it is still bald.
3 things in life are certain
Death.
Taxes.
Tree's Laugh
It’s like the Giants were watching this stream when they drafted Kadarius Toney
They definitely were
@Harry Engel he was considered a late first round early 2nd. So if they really wanted him and didn't have any offers to move down more, then I guess you could consider him a reach.
Someone in New York: "Sir, we finally have info. Five Points's gonna freak out if we pick Kadarius Toney. Shall we...?"
Dave Gettleman: "LET'S. EFFING. DO IT!!!"
I wouldn't be surprised if that was truly the case! #FireGettleman
Tree and Hiei27: laughing their butts off.
It wouldn't be the NFL draft without FivePoints losing his mind over the Giants' pick and Tree laughing like a madman.
Nope
Also karma
2:43:56 In Which All Optimism Dies: ...Plunged Into Darkness
3:11:07 ft. the Salty Yinzer
1:25:33 and probably a salty Bronco
I hope Tree adds in Doom music to FPV punching that chair.
2:52:10 where it gets even better for me as a Colts fan who watched Kwity Paye fall to my squad. I'm smiling, thanks for the pick Giants.
Ok, Scooter was really salty after Broncos's pick, his twitch transmission confirms it
Tree laughed for 5 minutes straight without stopping. That's a record on the Dumpster Fire.
2:43:52 This reaction has aged like a fine wine in just a year’s time.
And now he's traded to the Chiefs for a 3rd and a 6th...YOU BLEW IT GETTLEMAN!
2:43:52-Moments taken before disaster. FivePoints jinxed Kadarius Toney just like Tom Grossi jinxing Jordan Love last year. Mega oof for the Giants
2:43:48
Five Points look of shame and UT's death by hysterical laughter.
@Inkopolis Idols
Makes me anxious to see how next year's draft will pan out for Five Points. There's no way you can top this year's reaction.
2:43:42
3:11:03
For everyone here
THANK YOU.
Amazing it feels like everyone was at the roulette table and it landed on 00, EVERYONE LOSES EPICALLY
Except the laughter. That wins.
Watching the derp and tree meltdown over their teams drafting awesome players will never get old.
The salt mine of everyone except for the little man was glorious. Should do a vid of you all dunking on Grossi early on, and then the salt that you all produced. I haven't had that good of a laugh in awhile. Thanks, guys.
@@UrinatingTree oh, I missed that. The Draft Salt Mine vid will be glorious.
I am so happy that I was there for the full thing. I think I was crying laughing for the Giants pick. Maybe even the Steelers pick.
I have been in a lot of streams but this one has been one of the best i've ever witnessed
Also this stream it's In Which All Optimism Dies 2021 NFL Draft Edition
2:44:00 and now he’s been traded to Kansas City. The genius drafting of Gettleman, ladies and gentlemen!
And he won them a Super Bowl. Thanks, Gettleman. GO CHIEFS!
This stream was absolutely glorious in comedy and crushed dreams
2:43:42, we're all here for the greatest moment in Shitposting history!
3:11:00, Tree is so pissed his Steelers took a RB in the first round
DOUBLE SALT BABY!!!! DOUBLE OPTIMISM DEAD!!!!!
Also: 4:07:37, *RYAN JONES TO THE $50 RESCUE, FLASH IT TREE*
1:46:26 Abearica on a bicycle.
I’m so glad I got to witness the amount of sadness and salt on this stream😂
I clicked onto the stream when the giants were on the clock. Well worth it
@@John-uq7ug honestly that was the best time and trees reaction was the best💀
I was playing Minecraft when it happened. So much salt was released that my game literally crashed.
The reaction to the bengals pick aged like fine milk in the end
UT:The Steelers need an Olinemen
Steelers:Let's draft a Running Back.
UT:YOU FOOLS!!! YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING!!!!!!
3:37:30
3:56:37
Probably the Only Time Tree will probably talk about Aussie Rules Football. Enjoyed Being apart of the Chat. And here’s the Link to the Swans Theme (It’s the Tune of the Notre Dame Fight Song): ruclips.net/video/vpvvjK8Qeg4/видео.html
I LOVE THAT YOUR NAME IS YANK LMAO
Damn, why are you attracted to Sydney Swan? Not a huge afl fan but im Port Adelaide fan from Sydney!
@@gordon0034 Got Interested in the game of Aussie Rules Football Last Year during the Pandemic, I chose the Swans as my team because of their consistency and recent success over the past 25 Years, despite of being a weaker side the past 2 Years.
@@Flamingbro69 fair enough. I became a port adelaide fan due to its premiership at 2004/05
The Swans was one of the teams in two of the best grand finals that I've ever seen: 2005 and 2006, both against West Coast
Lmfao that Toney reaction was literally me when the Sabres took Jack Quinn last year
What about Coyotes fans reaction when they took Mitchell Miller?
And, let's be fair -- it is also good to see FivePoints get Tree back when the Steelers decide to draft... that.
I mean the idea was a good one… if the Steelers had an offensive line, that is
FPV's "If they take Kadarius Toney" is basically this draft's version of Tom Grossi's "Please god not Jordan Love"
2:43:53 FivePointsVids meltdown to the New York Giants drafting Kadarius Toney with the 20th pick
Can’t wait for the next ‘where all optimism dies’ video
My first year watching the draft livestream since I found out about Bald, Tree and The Dumpster Fire. It was really awesome. Can't wait for next draft
This stream was epic
This is probably the greatest stream in the history of streams EVER
And now Kadarius Toney is a Super Bowl champion.
Riding Mahome's coat tails
God bless y’all for giving us such funny fucked up misery in your lives as entertainment for us! Welcome to the 49ers Trey!
They said the 49ers would draft Mac Jones.
Tree's laughter could cure cancer, I swear 😂
*The Yinzer has breached containment and all optimism has died.*
Oh man looking back at the Cinci pick since they are going to the super bowl I started laughing
"Penus Sewell" - Five Point Vids.
Better than 2019 and 2020 combined.
Because it wasn’t just FPV that was super salty
Nobody was happy... and that's why it was so glorious
Absolutely, especially with everyone pissed off.
It's the timing. It's too perfect
@Harry Engel Dallas cowboys
I just love their reactions when the guy said 6 time world champion New England Patriots lmao.
Its a 2 for 1 deal! The Derp and Yinzer Mode in one Dumpster Fire!
Where Optimism Dies... The Derping Yinzer
3:11:10 for Najee if anyone wants to see the yinzer
I was almost going to vomit when Toney was selected, 5 Points just fucking made me laugh hard.
This was just so spectacular.
As a colts fan thank you Dave gettlemen
55:10 RIP Joe Burrow
2:43:52 DERP DERP DE DE DEDERP DERP DERP DE DE DEDERP
3:11:09 Najee Harris. That is all.
3:17:00 Five Points realized they drafted a RB 2nd overall.
Tree’s laugh is beautiful
Five Points losing his mind, an annual tradition for the NFL Draft.
Love checking in and just seeing them say “that makes sense” and then nothing else for the ravens picks
The greatest In Which Optimism Dies moment EVER!!!
"J'Marr Chase is not AJ Green"
That is correct. He's even better.
I am so glad I tuned in to see Five Points reaction
Nice abs Fivepoints👍👍👍 I can’t wait to see the post-edit... and make Tree’s voice like a chipmunk
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Can't... unsee....
I haven't laughed for 3 minutes+ straight in a long time
In the 2022 NFL draft:
Derp Train: Sorry, we made a new home in Green Bay!
Grossi: Damn it! The Lions take Jameson Williams. Then the Packers draft two defensive lineman and now Tree's laughing at my misery.
God the chat exploding when the sentient derp did their thing was glorious
As an Eagles fan the Eagles finally got a receiver draft pick right for the first time in 12 years. Finally.
Bro that bears fan would have been sad with any pick, there is no way he could have been excited for any other pick with that reaction to fields
I was ready for OT at 20 and Mond at 52
@@Hiei2k7 i mean Jenkins and eichenberg are still up there. I also totally get where you are coming from. I guess I've just seen like so many people shit on the pick that I'm getting tired of it. I'm super excited about fields, and with gettleman taking....toney lmao, I'm not too worried that it was too much to give up. Hopefully we get a good OT in the second, but for the first time in a long time I'm excited for a bears qb
80 year old man losing his mind over a draft 😭😭😭
Turns out drafting a running back in the first round actually worked out for Steeler nation. Najee’s a stud
1:46:27 most underrated part
1:46:23 Underrated moment from the stream
I like how tree is too yelling loudly to notice that two men are shirtless and doing an Eiffel tower over him
Tbh, I think the Jaguars wanted James Robinson to be like Kareem Hunt
Man Hiei has a really bad take on the bears picking Fields. What were they supposed to do? Who were they supposed to pick? Would you rather have Dalton and miss out on one of the best qb drafts in a long time? Yeah we gave up a little too much but we need a qb.
Bad take? I've seen this merry go round before.
Trade up for a QB. Lame duck coach. Insert him too early, stunting his growth. Fire draft coach. New coach doesn't play to strengths. QB washes out.
@@Hiei2k7 agree to disagree. You’ve had great takes before but I don’t agree with this one.
Bit of a reach, but I like what he has to offer and the trade down was absolutely fantastic in my opinion, could get a top 10 pick from the Bears next year never know
Scooter said the cursed words. The Cowboys will win the Super Bowl.
By the time the entire Draft is over, Urinating Tree is going to weigh 300lbs .. lol
2:43:53 The Derp Strikes Again!
Tree said "Calvin Pace" then corrected to "Calvin Paige" ITS CALVIN RIDLEY
Believe it or not, I'm excited that we got Patrick Surtain II. I was gonna destroy my house if we drafted a QB with the 9th pick.
2:44:10 Steve Wilkos may throw chairs... But FPVs punches them. XD
1:46:27 Hiei
can hardly wait for next years double derp rofl ty chicago
In case y’all looking for Five points reaction it’s at 2:43:55
The nice thing about not having a first round pick is you cant screw up
and as a seahawks fan that is even more valuable this season
@Harry Engel there's always the second round
The dynasty is back
Death has a face...it is still bald
Shout out Sean Ranklin
As a Chicago Bears fan I do agree that that was way too much to give to your Giants five points but at the same time Justin Fields is great but I also agree that that was more of a naggy pick than a Ryan pace pick
Who else is back here for the Chase pick?
I know they lost the super bowl but that chase pick significantly helped them get there, crazy how poorly this aged lol
At least my Lions got Penei Sewell. Allowed only one sack in 2019. Amazing pick by Detroit.
15:12
Larry Fitzgerald and Damian Lillard. If these guys retire without rings i will lose my god dam mind.
Literally everything you said about Chase was wrong 😂
when all the shit talking about the bengals and they went to the super bowl. LOL
And in 2022 the Giants have 2 top 10 picks to screw up
What I wouldn't have given to be in that call with FivePoints and UrinatingTree and the others....
We got another yinzer mode moment and another derp moment from the dumpster fire. Overall This drafts first round was a success this year
Think, Fives prediction came true. Bears won 3 games and Gettleman got fired, they got 2 top 10 picks and nailed them
And now chase and burrow has become a legitimate threat
There is never any bad picks - Fivepoints
That didn’t age well
Sure would've liked to see edp reaction to another wide reciever. Oh well those days are dead and gone completely
Tree hates that guy anyway
2:58:31 I mean... at least Tree was able to grasp reality more than 2 seconds before it happens???
i love how they talk about 1st round pick for next year yet they should know giants are gonna fuck this one up again
Who would be a better NFL guard:
Pennei Sewell's dad or Mehki Becton's dad?