I find it ironic that Dr. Bob Gray's flock, despite him dying in prison facing charges for admitted child molestation, chose to focus on the positive aspects of his life rather than condemning a lost soul for his sinful ways as a warning to the living to repent. Because according to this movie the pastor and whole congregation should have used Dr. Gray's death as a platform to scare everyone into repentance less they go to hell like Dr. Gray.
But it’s different. If you’re like Dr Gray and accept Christ, specifically the exact interpretation that particular congregation accepts, then you get a free pass to heaven no matter what you did. Those children on the other hand are almost certainly going to hell unless they repent and sign up to Dr Gray’s church, because they rejected Jesus when they rejected getting diddled by a man of god
Guess Dr. Bob Gray hypocritically taught his flock to "Do As I Say, Not As I Do." Not surprised that they'd ignore this movie's message, and decide to follow the teachings of forgiveness. Although I wouldn't be surprised if they were following the lesson of that one Chick Tract "Lisa" (one that has since been disowned by Chick Publications, as it features a father who molested his daughter and is confronted by a doctor who despite knowing of the abuse, gives the father a sermon that is more concerned about him reading pornography, his failings as a husband, and teaching him to repent, than the fact he molested his own daughter, which the doctor fails to report and while it leads to the father confessing to his wife, she decides to forgive him after he gives her the same sermon and just sends a terrible message as not one person gets the authorities involved).
@@RaphBlade7 If it's any conciliation, the new pastor has worked for years to cover up the wrong-doing of Dr. Gray, and of the rest of the administration that he was a part of in their acts to silence the abused and the news in telling people about what they were caught doing.
lest anyone think this is satire, i've had this happen to me. at my cousin's funeral, the minister giving the sermon told all of us, including his parents and grandparents, that he was going to hell after having committed suicide. it's not the first or last time i've ever wanted to punch a priest.
A friend of mine would go to this Baptist Church in HS. I went a couple times and every time the peacher said we were all going to hell basically for existing and being a teen. I left feeling like I should just kill myself because what's the point. Once I told them I wouldn't convert from my family Lutheran church they turned against me.
when I was about 10 a kid that went to an evangelic church where they showed these movies came riding by my friends and me on his bike, stopped, and screamed at us we were going to hell...he then rode down the street and wrecked his bike and busted his ass. and yes, we laughed our asses off. true story....ah, memories.
@@aarondavis8943 actually, no. he would show up while we were playing and tell us about these 'christian' scare movies and insist that if we didn't go to HIS church we were going to hell. and he told us about 'footmen' and described commies torturing kids. I pointed out to him that the bible actually says you don't go to heaven OR hell when you pass away, but are brought back on the day of judgement, but you can't tell these types anything. I went to a little baptist church, they were laid back.
Also, the people in these films are always such weirdos. They really turn me off joining a church congregation; I don't want to be near these freaks! I'll stick to hanging out with my drug addict friends, thank you very muchly.
Just as Brad admitted at the end how much he missed the Ormond films, I realized during this video how much I missed Brad reviewing them. Like, I have a cough and I still must laugh so hard at some of the jokes in here.
Hey Brad. Just stopping by to say thanks for gradually getting better and better and, rather than imploding like a lot of the peers you've had over years, you're consistent. I remember I started watching old xxx reviews back when you filmed with a potato on the floor of your old basement. Sorry you never ended up with all those videos and movies that land lord stole from you, but thanks for going back to your roots with a classic christploitation flick. Might just go down memory lane today and watch some older classics as well.
DUUUUDE !! I'm so glad that a guy like you , even though you're like 20 or so years younger than me , still like all this crap that I grew up with (most when it actually came out) as a 1970's kid !! GOD BLESS YA !!
Ah, yes, the bread and butter of this channel-angry, self-righteous Christploitation! I really hated the younger brother's awful attitude and how neither he or the husband comforted the grieving mother at all. The woman lost her son in a grisly accident, show some basic compassion!
Holy shit Jack Van Impe! 3:43 My college buddies and I watched him late night every weekend in the late 90's at college. He was big time slinging apocalypse doom stuff with his wife Rexella! I've never seen him with out his silver Jimmy Johnson coifed hair!
You know, for a movie that doesn't have he late Estus Pirkle, it somehow still feels like an Estus Pirkle movie. Mostly because the same Director was behind this one. You can really tell by the disturbing and yet unintentionally funny imagery.
@18:38 "Let's listen to the holy words of Dr Bob Gray" _...A Few Seconds Later..._ Jesus fucking Christ!!! I was not prepared for that--first real jump scare of the movie.
So this family lives happily ever after, even though they're convinced that their son and brother is suffering unspeakable torture. It feels like that's the really twisted part of this whole system, the idea that perfect happiness can be attained while other people are condemned to ultimate torment. Kind of feels like they're cutting empathy off at the knees.
There you have it, Christianity in a nutshell. I get to go to heaven but God is gonna burn the rest of you, and that's OK by me! Sounds like a great way to create sociopaths!
Hey Brad, in honor of the oscars basically telling the world that animated movies are only for kids and have no value as an artistic medium, you should do some cinema snob episodes on some Ralph Bakshi movies, like Fritz the Cat, Fire and Ice, Wizards, or even Coonskin if you're feeling risky...
Wait, so if the parents change their wicked ways then they get to go to Heaven, but the oldest son still burns for all eternity? And the parents will be eternally happy knowing their son is in fact being tortured for all eternity??? WHAT?
You missed a great opportunity. One demon says in the film “No one tells the truth down here.” You should’ve been like, “If that’s the case then I’m not in hell and that’s not Lot’s wife, or Judas or Jezabel.” Then they’ll be like “Oh, but they are.” Then you go “You said ‘no one tells the truth down here’.” Mess with their heads.
These films are a treat to see. It shows how wrong people are by trying to scare them into believing what they believe. Having faith is good. Condeming those of another faith or those lacking faith is not. Which, is one of the reasons I became a minister.
These movies would be genius if the point of them was that the priests and religious people rooting for the eternal damnation of people were actually the bad guys.
It's actually the best counter propaganda I've ever seen in my life. All of Estus' films are a window to a portrait of mania, dogma, and divine paranoia. What a way to live life thanks Papa Gosh.
Gotta say... These car crashes aren't as sexy as the ones done by David Cronenberg. Man, the pastor at beginning saying their son is in hell, has worse sensitivity skills than Fred Phelps! Fun episode! Nice to see the Cinema Snob dive once again into religious torture porn!
And I LOVE how he couldn't be bothered to tell them that he was going to preach that until just before the funeral started and they couldn't decide to have the service somewhere else!
So the preachy kid says that asking for ANY supernatural help is wrong and deviates from God's plan, then asks God to help his dad and let his mom get a good night's sleep, which is asking for supernatural help. Besides, God's plan will either have mom sleep well or not irregardless of asking for it, right?
No you see when the natives do it to a totem fetish it's magical thinking but when I do it in front of a cross its being good Christian! I am very smart.
Anyone else find it weird the evil sorcerer is called "Dr. Qumran" after the place were the Dead Sea Scrolls were found? That contain identical but also alternate Jewish writings? Which probably also makes that stick up these types asses poke them in the anger center of the brain.
It's genius in a way, he gives himself a name that sounds mysterious and religious but is actually just a place name, a subtle hint that he is a phony and deceiver.
You know, it figures that Pirkle and Ormond came up with TWO movies with a pessimistic view of humankind that judges the majority of them to an eternity of burning alive in hell, before making just one movie that's at least mostly about Heaven and its joys (even The Believer's Heaven still took a moment or two to remind us about hell, going by Snob's review).
My youth group leader in the 80’s worked for the religious group that did those revelations series. Most of them were filmed in the Des Moines Iowa area. He would take us to their screening room to see them before they released them. I got a vhs copy somewhere around here.
7:04 Estus invented erotic ASMR long before it was a thing. If you're having trouble coming, then putting this clip of Estus on loop will surely set the mood.
All of the Ron Ormond films would be great fodder for a season of "American Horror Story". And speaking of Ryan Murphy, 21:45, someone take her damn license away. I'm visiting family in Austin in a few weeks and don't want this woman OR the actress who plays her on the streets.
@@freakyzed8467 Speaking of sons, Tim Ormond didn't do much acting but he was in a comedy called Films That Suck in 1999. His role is listed as "Bela Lugosi's Godson"
Did they really need to use the Walt Disney Horror Sound Effects album? Jack Van Impe and Jerry Falwell are both in the same movie, but where are Paul and Jan Crouch?
When the Israelites spoke up about how wandering around in a desert for 40 years sucks and Moses summons snakes to punish and kill them 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 And Moses is supposed to be the good guy in that scene 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Who writes that shit and thinks that this was appropriate and just? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 We need more films like that. This is a treat!
Sadly, Tim is unfamiliar with the seven deuterocanonical books in the Catholic Bible, or he would know that the prayers for the dead in Second Maccabees chapter 12, verses 40-45, are part of the reason the concept of Purgatory exists.
@@fattiger6957 Yes, if they knew the Bible better, they would know how very little there is against homosexuality in it outside of Leviticus 18:22 and a couple of the New Testament Epistles. Indeed, when Moses had half of the Israelites pronouncing which activities a person would be cursed if they committed in Deuteronomy chapter 27, homosexuality is NOT one of the sexual practices denounced. In both the story of Sodom and the corrupt med of Gibeah in Judges chapter 19, the men were intent on rape, not consensual sex. Not one of the prophets in the books of the prophets mentions homosexuality when they proclaimed their denunciations. Adultery and fornication, yes, homosexuality, no. In fact, if those "Christians" knew their Bible, they'd know that the two things that really rouse God's wrath are worshiping other gods and social injustice.
Surely, this movie would be perfect as foreshadowing in a joint production of mine, roughly before we get introduced to the Shinigami and Half Vampire Half Demon companion/father figure.
6:42 Like how I live every Sunday! I like how this guy thinks. 10:53 Talking to the dead, huh? Is this guy's name Crowley? 16:43 Kinky! 20:19 Oh, snap, he really DID say "Endor"!
What’s interesting is that not even the Pope will postulate who’s in Hell. It’s not his place. So for the average man tries to say “Well he’s definitely in Hell. 🤷♀️” is… interesting.
Occasionally these bad faith religious movies touch on neat film ideas that I’d love to see again without the Christploitation, though that almost adds to what this one has. That being a “haunting” of a family where each member blames themself for a member’s death.
I was personally scared by a lot of these 1970s religious movies. To the point of nightmare fuel. Maybe thats why I like horror moves 😁 I also went to some strict churches but never heard them say anything about hell at a funeral. It saddens me that someone would do that in a time of grief. It took some time but I think now I understand why I went thru what I did. Maybe it was to show not everyone in church is about fear but more about love. To you all ♥ Philippians 2:3-4 Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.
"Get rich, attack lefties, support Trump and buy more guns" - I think I heard someone say this was in the bible somewhere. I wouldn't know, I've never read it but I'm a true Christian so what I say is God's truth.
Having both Jack Van Impe and Jerry Falwell makes this hellish enough. These movies always betray themselves by making the judgiest, needlessly hostile douchebag the hero.... guarantees the secular audience youre trying to preach at won't be on board for your message.
I enjoyed Snob's comment about the boy's career choice and the family suffering enough. Reminds me of the time one of our brothers was thinking of becoming a lawyer. I called our oldest sister and told her. She responded that we already had a horse thief [ancestor] in the family. We didn't need a shyster.
Damn it, I've mentioned this to you here and on Twitter long ago!!!! Seriously....this is the younger brother's last "f you" to the Dad ("Dad always loved you best"). They had to know the preacher would be saying this! And I thought Fundies didn't believe in ghosts?
Oh, Lloyd, I missed you in the review of Pinocchio! (Yeah, I'm not watching these reviews in order.) That woman should never drive with that man in the front seat.
The Witch of Endor? Well where the fuck was SHE when the Rebels were trying to blow up the Death Star?
Taking a dump. She's old. Takes a while.
I like to think all these films are Estus going through various Wizard of Oz like dreams, explains the same people playing different characters.
Estus Purple lives in hell we call it Georgia.
@@lucamckenn5932 as a Georgia native I am not offended by your comment.
Ron Ormond is the gift that keeps on giving...y;know, of the "itching STD" or "dog-doo on the doorstep" variety.
Nice roast.
I find it ironic that Dr. Bob Gray's flock, despite him dying in prison facing charges for admitted child molestation, chose to focus on the positive aspects of his life rather than condemning a lost soul for his sinful ways as a warning to the living to repent. Because according to this movie the pastor and whole congregation should have used Dr. Gray's death as a platform to scare everyone into repentance less they go to hell like Dr. Gray.
Why, it's almost as if they're hypocrites!
But it’s different. If you’re like Dr Gray and accept Christ, specifically the exact interpretation that particular congregation accepts, then you get a free pass to heaven no matter what you did. Those children on the other hand are almost certainly going to hell unless they repent and sign up to Dr Gray’s church, because they rejected Jesus when they rejected getting diddled by a man of god
Guess Dr. Bob Gray hypocritically taught his flock to "Do As I Say, Not As I Do." Not surprised that they'd ignore this movie's message, and decide to follow the teachings of forgiveness. Although I wouldn't be surprised if they were following the lesson of that one Chick Tract "Lisa" (one that has since been disowned by Chick Publications, as it features a father who molested his daughter and is confronted by a doctor who despite knowing of the abuse, gives the father a sermon that is more concerned about him reading pornography, his failings as a husband, and teaching him to repent, than the fact he molested his own daughter, which the doctor fails to report and while it leads to the father confessing to his wife, she decides to forgive him after he gives her the same sermon and just sends a terrible message as not one person gets the authorities involved).
@@RaphBlade7 If it's any conciliation, the new pastor has worked for years to cover up the wrong-doing of Dr. Gray, and of the rest of the administration that he was a part of in their acts to silence the abused and the news in telling people about what they were caught doing.
That makes 2 preachers now that were busted for that in Ron Ormond film seems to be a pattern
lest anyone think this is satire, i've had this happen to me. at my cousin's funeral, the minister giving the sermon told all of us, including his parents and grandparents, that he was going to hell after having committed suicide. it's not the first or last time i've ever wanted to punch a priest.
Sorry that happened to you and your family, bud. Fuck that priest.
Wow. What sort of twisted beliefs do you have to have to make saying that at a funeral ok?
God that's sick. Im so sorry
I love snobs fans
A friend of mine would go to this Baptist Church in HS. I went a couple times and every time the peacher said we were all going to hell basically for existing and being a teen. I left feeling like I should just kill myself because what's the point. Once I told them I wouldn't convert from my family Lutheran church they turned against me.
when I was about 10 a kid that went to an evangelic church where they showed these movies came riding by my friends and me on his bike, stopped, and screamed at us we were going to hell...he then rode down the street and wrecked his bike and busted his ass. and yes, we laughed our asses off. true story....ah, memories.
I hope he took this obvious act of God as a sign to rethink his world view.
Serves him right.
@@aarondavis8943 actually, no. he would show up while we were playing and tell us about these 'christian' scare movies and insist that if we didn't go to HIS church we were going to hell. and he told us about 'footmen' and described commies torturing kids. I pointed out to him that the bible actually says you don't go to heaven OR hell when you pass away, but are brought back on the day of judgement, but you can't tell these types anything. I went to a little baptist church, they were laid back.
How do you “bust your ass” ? You mean he was picked up and raped by a guy in a van?
Kid: “You’re all going to hell!”
Also kid: proceeds to be the motorcycle guy from The Burning Hell.
This movie is basically a live action Chick Tract.
Hopefully with less unintentional(?) racism
I could watch Snob review all the Ormond/Pirkle movies, and never get bored
You kind a wish at this point there were far more of them
What makes these reviews even better is that I can imagine Margaret White watching these movies and forcing Carrie to watch them.
OrmondVerse confirmed.
Also, the people in these films are always such weirdos. They really turn me off joining a church congregation; I don't want to be near these freaks! I'll stick to hanging out with my drug addict friends, thank you very muchly.
Estus v Carrie: Dawn of will you come?
She probably did honestly
I like to believe that is canon in both the book and movie adaptation
Just when you thought Brad was done with this franchise… boom, another sequel!
It's like a cornucopia of weird entertainment...😎
Boom: Phil Collins.
Just as Brad admitted at the end how much he missed the Ormond films, I realized during this video how much I missed Brad reviewing them.
Like, I have a cough and I still must laugh so hard at some of the jokes in here.
Yep. The Witch of Endor definitely dressed like the Wicked Witch of the West. It says so in the Broble.
Right next to the page about grilling Mormons.
@@isenokami7810 Is that ethical?
If the Witch of Endor suddenly starts singing "Sow a little seed, grow a little princess, that's what magic can dooooo!" it'll all have been worth it.
The ice cream bunny doesn’t need to spread his evil here
Hurr! Hurr! Hurr!
Something is comforting knowing Brad is back reviewing porn parodies and religious scare films
I really wish John Waters was still making films because I could totally totally see him making a satirical spoof of these types of religious films.
Shame divine is dead, because we needed a John waters religious movie with divine as the star.
Tim: "How dare you cavort with the supernatural!?"
Also Tim: [Cavorts with the supernatural]
Hey Brad. Just stopping by to say thanks for gradually getting better and better and, rather than imploding like a lot of the peers you've had over years, you're consistent. I remember I started watching old xxx reviews back when you filmed with a potato on the floor of your old basement. Sorry you never ended up with all those videos and movies that land lord stole from you, but thanks for going back to your roots with a classic christploitation flick. Might just go down memory lane today and watch some older classics as well.
DUUUUDE !! I'm so glad that a guy like you , even though you're like 20 or so years younger than me , still like all this crap that I grew up with (most when it actually came out) as a 1970's kid !! GOD BLESS YA !!
Ah, yes, the bread and butter of this channel-angry, self-righteous Christploitation! I really hated the younger brother's awful attitude and how neither he or the husband comforted the grieving mother at all. The woman lost her son in a grisly accident, show some basic compassion!
They're evangelicals, compassion isn't their thing.
This is the weirdest Speed Racer reboot I've ever seen.
Holy shit Jack Van Impe! 3:43 My college buddies and I watched him late night every weekend in the late 90's at college. He was big time slinging apocalypse doom stuff with his wife Rexella! I've never seen him with out his silver Jimmy Johnson coifed hair!
I agree it is something .
Me too. I found his show hilarious. "The President of the EU is the Antichrist" bit.
"God's more of a GAP man, so here's some deadly snakes." Look, I'm high, you can't be talking to me like that man.
You know, for a movie that doesn't have he late Estus Pirkle, it somehow still feels like an Estus Pirkle movie. Mostly because the same Director was behind this one. You can really tell by the disturbing and yet unintentionally funny imagery.
@18:38 "Let's listen to the holy words of Dr Bob Gray"
_...A Few Seconds Later..._
Jesus fucking Christ!!! I was not prepared for that--first real jump scare of the movie.
Just when you were thinking, "Well, at least Jack Hiles isn't in this one"
Yeah. No surprise that's the most replayed part. Hope the victims are doing well.
So this family lives happily ever after, even though they're convinced that their son and brother is suffering unspeakable torture. It feels like that's the really twisted part of this whole system, the idea that perfect happiness can be attained while other people are condemned to ultimate torment. Kind of feels like they're cutting empathy off at the knees.
There you have it, Christianity in a nutshell. I get to go to heaven but God is gonna burn the rest of you, and that's OK by me! Sounds like a great way to create sociopaths!
God loves you soooooo much he is willing to torture you for all eternity just because you didn't believe he existed. Religion!
20:30
Even Geralt of Rivea would be like "You all are on your own "
surprised this wasn't a DVD-R Hell cover.
Holy shite the hair on that preacher. A perfect helmet.
Keeps free thought from getting in. Stylish AND soul saving!
Dad says we shouldn’t be machete fighting… The wrong kid died!
Exactly what I was thinking lol the wrong kid died
Hey Brad, in honor of the oscars basically telling the world that animated movies are only for kids and have no value as an artistic medium, you should do some cinema snob episodes on some Ralph Bakshi movies, like Fritz the Cat, Fire and Ice, Wizards, or even Coonskin if you're feeling risky...
I love you snob. And I love these crazy Christian movie reviews
Loved the Santa-Christ reference.
I feel bad for fundies. They must be so miserable.
All fundamentalist regardless of religion seems to be miserable people.
Extremists, whether religious, political or social are all hateful, miserable people.
Wait, so if the parents change their wicked ways then they get to go to Heaven, but the oldest son still burns for all eternity? And the parents will be eternally happy knowing their son is in fact being tortured for all eternity??? WHAT?
Even Jeff From 'Rock It's Your Decision' would call Tim Ormond an abrasive,judgemental little prick in this movie.
You missed a great opportunity. One demon says in the film “No one tells the truth down here.” You should’ve been like, “If that’s the case then I’m not in hell and that’s not Lot’s wife, or Judas or Jezabel.” Then they’ll be like “Oh, but they are.” Then you go “You said ‘no one tells the truth down here’.” Mess with their heads.
Will you come?
Will you come?
Will you come?
The work you do is important Snob.
These films are a treat to see. It shows how wrong people are by trying to scare them into believing what they believe. Having faith is good. Condeming those of another faith or those lacking faith is not. Which, is one of the reasons I became a minister.
All Christians are like this. Not some, ALL. Karmas a bitch Christian
These movies would be genius if the point of them was that the priests and religious people rooting for the eternal damnation of people were actually the bad guys.
like in real life
It's actually the best counter propaganda I've ever seen in my life. All of Estus' films are a window to a portrait of mania, dogma, and divine paranoia. What a way to live life thanks Papa Gosh.
@@lucamckenn5932 same for Rock It’s Your Decision
Damn, so weird seeing Jack van Impe so young.
Gotta say... These car crashes aren't as sexy as the ones done by David Cronenberg.
Man, the pastor at beginning saying their son is in hell, has worse sensitivity skills than Fred Phelps!
Fun episode! Nice to see the Cinema Snob dive once again into religious torture porn!
And I LOVE how he couldn't be bothered to tell them that he was going to preach that until just before the funeral started and they couldn't decide to have the service somewhere else!
So the preachy kid says that asking for ANY supernatural help is wrong and deviates from God's plan, then asks God to help his dad and let his mom get a good night's sleep, which is asking for supernatural help. Besides, God's plan will either have mom sleep well or not irregardless of asking for it, right?
Shhh don’t apply logic too religion
Hipocrisy? What is that?
Yes but what if God planned for him to ask for God’s help? So everything is going exactly according to keikaku
No you see when the natives do it to a totem fetish it's magical thinking but when I do it in front of a cross its being good Christian! I am very smart.
Anyone else find it weird the evil sorcerer is called "Dr. Qumran" after the place were the Dead Sea Scrolls were found? That contain identical but also alternate Jewish writings? Which probably also makes that stick up these types asses poke them in the anger center of the brain.
Doubt that that's an accident...along with that Satanic looking artwork in his home
It's genius in a way, he gives himself a name that sounds mysterious and religious but is actually just a place name, a subtle hint that he is a phony and deceiver.
Imagine if they did schlocky posters for the big blockbusters of today👀
You know, it figures that Pirkle and Ormond came up with TWO movies with a pessimistic view of humankind that judges the majority of them to an eternity of burning alive in hell, before making just one movie that's at least mostly about Heaven and its joys (even The Believer's Heaven still took a moment or two to remind us about hell, going by Snob's review).
To be fair, they believe every single human ever deserves eternal punishment. That's the cornerstone of Christianity.
All four of the movies are here on YT if you want to suffer through them
@@robotrix Some of us actually did that after watching this review, and I threw in Mesa of Lost Women for good (?) measure
The way the furniture moved on strings, did they summon a demon or Trumpy from POD PEOPLE?
Always great to see one of these hilarious church films.
R.I.P. Lloyd
My youth group leader in the 80’s worked for the religious group that did those revelations series. Most of them were filmed in the Des Moines Iowa area. He would take us to their screening room to see them before they released them. I got a vhs copy somewhere around here.
Just isn't quite the same without that Estus Pirkle energy.
7:04 Estus invented erotic ASMR long before it was a thing. If you're having trouble coming, then putting this clip of Estus on loop will surely set the mood.
Dear lord, no.
that "NEVER!" gets me ever time
All of the Ron Ormond films would be great fodder for a season of "American Horror Story".
And speaking of Ryan Murphy, 21:45, someone take her damn license away. I'm visiting family in Austin in a few weeks and don't want this woman OR the actress who plays her on the streets.
Hell often seems preferable to spending time with the sanctimonious tools who make these movies.
You didn't have to play the "will you come" clip. I came the second I saw the thumbnail for the video
Jerry Falwell's in this! Probably 'round the same time as "The Old-Time Gospel Hour" was taking off in TV syndication.
Love how his son turned out.
@@freakyzed8467 Speaking of sons, Tim Ormond didn't do much acting but he was in a comedy called Films That Suck in 1999. His role is listed as "Bela Lugosi's Godson"
Did they really need to use the Walt Disney Horror Sound Effects album? Jack Van Impe and Jerry Falwell are both in the same movie, but where are Paul and Jan Crouch?
When the Israelites spoke up about how wandering around in a desert for 40 years sucks and Moses summons snakes to punish and kill them 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 And Moses is supposed to be the good guy in that scene 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Who writes that shit and thinks that this was appropriate and just? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 We need more films like that. This is a treat!
Great vid and great lone star clip I'm still laughing please let some one else drive!!!
Hey....first thing they teach you is never cross the street from between two parked cars! Not her fault!
Sadly, Tim is unfamiliar with the seven deuterocanonical books in the Catholic Bible, or he would know that the prayers for the dead in Second Maccabees chapter 12, verses 40-45, are part of the reason the concept of Purgatory exists.
What, you expect hateful Christian extremists to actually know what's in their supposedly favourite book?
@@fattiger6957 Yes, if they knew the Bible better, they would know how very little there is against homosexuality in it outside of Leviticus 18:22 and a couple of the New Testament Epistles. Indeed, when Moses had half of the Israelites pronouncing which activities a person would be cursed if they committed in Deuteronomy chapter 27, homosexuality is NOT one of the sexual practices denounced. In both the story of Sodom and the corrupt med of Gibeah in Judges chapter 19, the men were intent on rape, not consensual sex. Not one of the prophets in the books of the prophets mentions homosexuality when they proclaimed their denunciations. Adultery and fornication, yes, homosexuality, no. In fact, if those "Christians" knew their Bible, they'd know that the two things that really rouse God's wrath are worshiping other gods and social injustice.
Once again you hit gold.
Were those his son's real eyelids?
That Brain That Wouldn't Die music really fills me with the power of Christ.
Surely, this movie would be perfect as foreshadowing in a joint production of mine, roughly before we get introduced to the Shinigami and Half Vampire Half Demon companion/father figure.
6:42 Like how I live every Sunday! I like how this guy thinks.
10:53 Talking to the dead, huh? Is this guy's name Crowley?
16:43 Kinky!
20:19 Oh, snap, he really DID say "Endor"!
yup...that was the origin of Samantha's mother's name on Bewitched. Endora.
i love the religious films, but when will we get the gay biker film we deserve? the leather boys (1964)
What’s interesting is that not even the Pope will postulate who’s in Hell. It’s not his place. So for the average man tries to say “Well he’s definitely in Hell. 🤷♀️” is… interesting.
Is it just me or does the witch's prosthetic look a lot like Grandpa's from Texas Chainsaw?
That's not Scotch tape holding that dude's wig: it's the prototype formula for Solvite wallpaper paste.
Man these movies are such a good time. I guess they didn't want to call it the burning hell 2 so they went with grim reaper.
Occasionally these bad faith religious movies touch on neat film ideas that I’d love to see again without the Christploitation, though that almost adds to what this one has. That being a “haunting” of a family where each member blames themself for a member’s death.
Wait, Endor? Does this mean Ewok's are Santanists or witches?
I was personally scared by a lot of these 1970s religious movies.
To the point of nightmare fuel. Maybe thats why I like horror moves 😁
I also went to some strict churches but never heard them say anything about hell at a funeral.
It saddens me that someone would do that in a time of grief.
It took some time but I think now I understand why I went thru what I did.
Maybe it was to show not everyone in church is about fear but more about love.
To you all ♥
Philippians 2:3-4
Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.
Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.
"Get rich, attack lefties, support Trump and buy more guns"
- I think I heard someone say this was in the bible somewhere. I wouldn't know, I've never read it but I'm a true Christian so what I say is God's truth.
Surely God has better things to do than watching millions of people wank? Like he could smite Putin and XI.
I lost it when he said Teletubies. 😂
With his name being Vern I like to assume this means the husband is the Phantom Killer and this is all just a Phantom Killer prequel.
Having both Jack Van Impe and Jerry Falwell makes this hellish enough. These movies always betray themselves by making the judgiest, needlessly hostile douchebag the hero.... guarantees the secular audience youre trying to preach at won't be on board for your message.
Brilliant review.
I enjoyed Snob's comment about the boy's career choice and the family suffering enough. Reminds me of the time one of our brothers was thinking of becoming a lawyer. I called our oldest sister and told her. She responded that we already had a horse thief [ancestor] in the family. We didn't need a shyster.
I make the motion to rename hell "perkltory"
12:54 THERE IS ONE IMPOSTOR AMOGUS
7:33 - Is anyone else reminded of the verbally abusive uncle from Friday the 13th Part VIII when they see this guy?
The poster looks like it was done by Chick tracks, A series of religious comic strips.
Greg Pirkle makes an appearance do with that information what you will. 16:53 It was nice of Eisenhower to make a came.
These movies are what Isaac's mom was watching
Nice thumbnail Snob, keep up the good work, take care
Strangely a Coors Ad played right before this video for me!
I just saw the new A24 horror film “X” and it even had its own Estus Pirkle!
Hi Brad I hope you are doing well. 😇
Damn it, I've mentioned this to you here and on Twitter long ago!!!!
Seriously....this is the younger brother's last "f you" to the Dad ("Dad always loved you best"). They had to know the preacher would be saying this!
And I thought Fundies didn't believe in ghosts?
Man I feel Lovejoy and Ned would love this film
No, way too spicy for Ned.
70s exploitation, like the good old days!
Next thing we need is a video nasty, Night of the Bloody Apes for instance.
Lol the apostle Bill Corbett.
Ha! The apostle Bill Corbett!! If he ever hears that joke I wonder what he'd say about something so super meta.
Gotta appreciate how you can always count on Santa Christ!
''Will you come'' should be a meme.
Oh, Lloyd, I missed you in the review of Pinocchio! (Yeah, I'm not watching these reviews in order.) That woman should never drive with that man in the front seat.
3:33 With how blown out the colors are, for a second I thought this homie was laying in a bathtub.
Left Behind sequels/remake/YA spinoff when?
"Born again Christian" sounds like a politically-correct way of saying 'brainwashed'.