Bao surprises PirateSoftware with a Gift
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
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What makes you think Thor won't one-up you? He's not as cursed, but he's highly skilled and creative.
If Thor can't come up with it himself, he can let chat cook for him. "Centaurs have 2 ribcages" is only the TIP of the iceberg...
Oh god, the coming prank war is going to rock the internet.
@@patbaitman3357 ketchup is a sports drink
@akidafloof it is also whiskey
@@mistrsynistr7644 No, Whiskey is ketchup, get it right.
Also, a human is a wellington.
If I were Thor I would make a body pillow with some of the cursed images he has of himself and give it to Bao.
his cursed face that everyone has as a meme would work enough for a cushion, nevermind a body pillow.
I think the problem with that is that everyone would be thirsting over him for them
@@cr0wnin hehe, yeah probably.
I feel like we should be enemies @Swordphobic
body pillow of the Grubhub guy
Chad cleaning staff to tuck in the body pillow. Feels like anime parents that see your "research" books and leave them on your desk
Dude i worked house keeping and totally wouldve done that. Its too funny not too
It seems like a common thing when they're having fun. I got a stuffed bunny at an okinawa crane game place, and every day i was there the hotel staff would pose it somewhere on the bed when they were cleaning.
Thor fortified his home with a moat of grass to keep away vtubers, but he was not home when Bao attacked. ☠🐳
I'm proud to say I gave this comment the 69th like
to be fair..
Bao attacked outside Thor's house, which is fortified by a moat of grass, which we know, is an effective security measure against VTubers (since they can't touch grass)
@@alvinlaurentius7270 Unless it's tall grass *pokémon battle music starts playing*
But I mean, having Pokémon there would attract them like a hoard of Zombies. But would also slam-dunk them better than a pea shooter.
"VTubers are terrifying. They can be streaming and coming towards your house at the same time." - Thor
"HERE'S A PRESENT!" - a VTuber.
and the monkey's paw curls...
But he is safe because his house is surrounded by grass and vtubers as all can know can't touch grass
@@dododev56Which is why Bao WAITED until Thor was out of his house 🤯 Giga brain.
What's the use of the moat and grass if Thor's not even home. Dam! They figured it out!
Someone else said “if they can afford a $5-20K VTuber model, they can afford to mail me a pipe bomb, so I’m not gunna say anything.”
I guraran-goddamn-tee you that whatever was on that daki, that housekeeper has seen *_FAR WORSE,_* unless it was like only her first or second week. Speaking as someone who worked front desk overnights for 7.5 years, Bao is a little weird, but doesn't hold a candle to some of the junk we've seen or heard.
I am so sorry for whatever it is you have seen...
She must've been glad that at least that pillow was clean 😂
It wasnt stiff, so that was probably a sigh of relief
Bulletholes in bedframe moment:
@@deauthorsadeptus6920 That's pretty awful. Personally, I feel bad for the HK that found a mattress soaked from end-to-end, top-to-bottom in... (ahem) _used water._ They had to throw the whole bed away, frame, box spring -- heck, even the carpet that was under it. I think that same guest also similarly defiled a chair or a fold-out during that stay. I remember compiling a hardcopy of the 86 list from guest files and the note under the name simply said, "NOT HOUSEBROKEN!!!"
The most "What have you done" energy I've ever seen personified
69 likes hehe
Oh. She doesn’t know. She’s not aware of the ways of the Goblin Lord.
_Oh no._
what are his ways?
@@dom8429 for every prank pulled, he will return it a hundredfold when least expected.
Hes gonna explain how whiskey is ketchup
nah, he will social engineer her to do something super embarrasing
Thor is a pretty creative individual, he's going to one-up you in the silliest way possible and you won't even see it coming. You trolled the offensive security specialist.
Thor gonna be in the freaking walls.
As they say.. never meet your heroes... they might give you their body pillow... 🤣
You know how in tv shows the egotistical guys give people paintings of themselves?
that poor tsa agent must of seen it and said in his mind "this guy is like 20-30 years old and he is into that.... man i dont get paid enough for this i cant wait to tell my coworkers"
Nah it was a silent agreement on secrecy
I believe he is 37
@@HenriqueErzingerThor looks younger than he is. I blame his hair.
Yup he is too young to have that
He says he has a moat of grass so vtubers can never get him, It was his mistake to ever leave his castle.
Man just Trojan horsed himself lol
Oh, these two NEED to collab on something, I feel like their energies mesh in a really hilarious way
his collab with OniGiri was very fun, i would like to see him do more collabs
That all just sounds like the makings of an epic story to tell friends
It was when I heard from both of their POV's 😂
I know for a fact this entire turn of events bothers Bao more than it bothered Thor/Piratesoftware.
She gave him a body pillow of herself. Imagine someone doing that that isn't a vtuber
Imagine a man doing it to a woman, vtuber or not
TSA agent: "Ban Bao"
Often when talking about people, they might say: "she is like that 1 friend everyone has."
Bao is not that way, she is special. When you are friendly with her... it seems you will suffer for it. LOL 🙂
My mom's neighbor is a hotel housekeeper. They have to wipe down anything on the bed (including sex toys) and put them on the nightstand. I'm not sure what they would do with an empty pillowcase.
Bruh whatever hotel your mom's neighbor works at is fucked, I worked in hotels from like 14-19 and at absolutely no time in my hospitaslity career did we require the room cleaning staff to WIPE DOWN SEX TOYS
Well he is a pirate, so Bao-ty is kind of his specialty.
Boa-nty hunter
3:51-4:00 Blessed sounds.
Also, didn't Kiara run into TSA, who uncovered her secrets? TSA must know so many things.
I get happy whenever Bao laughs with her whole mouth (if that makes sense) as she does at 5:19
It is pure, unfiltered happiness.
thor at the airport: "look, i can explain. there's this borderline insane vtuber that's also a whale named bao and for some reason she gave me this random really weird gift, this isn't what it looks like!"
Tsa;: *eye rolls* yeah sure buddy
Double your height? Bao everyone is probably double your height outside asia
If i can believe the internet, Piratesoftware is either 3m tall or Bao is 0.9m tall.
Edit: Or we can just take the internet at face value that Bao is 152cm and pirate software is 187cm tall.
@@UtterlyShagged exaggeration is the best, most WONDERFUL thing in the world. Nothing comes close
Watch, the one up is gonna be a bao figure in a jar
he better have tipped the maids for that
Careful, Bao... Thor and the Goblins have long memories and BOUNDLESS creativity. Reprisal could come at any time. Pray that we don't deploy Beans!
RELEASE THE BEANS!
I really do hope he returns the "favor" and it just becomes a bit of cursed gifts whenever Thor leaves the protection of his grass moat.
F's in chat for the next time Bao and Thor are staying in the same hotel. The prank will be convoluted, deeply petty, and legendary
Omg, changing my mind about having some friends from good to bad :D
I wonder if thors already made a cursed body pillow of himself already and it is in the mail, approaching Bao rapidly :D
I loved that this meeting happened it. As a fan of both a full wrap up is nice
And that's when Thor reinforced his anti V-Tuber Grass barrier.
Reminder to Thor and everyone else: Baoblebuddies have straws. She's always sitting on one. Where's the straw, chat? She is always in Magnemite meme mode, never let your guard down. 🤣
This is the weirdest most unexpected collab 😂 I love them both lol
A horror story in one sentence: "don't worry about it", Bao said
bao making a Bo Burnham reference just made my year, T-T
Bao speedrunning ruining Thor's life, skipping straight past marriage and divorce lol
The more I learn about Bao, the more convinced that a whale must be my spirit animal 😅
If the plan involves Gnomes, he's already one step ahead of you!
Let the reaction chain begin
Chances are - thats probably not even the worst thing that tsa agent has seen in that week.
I think Thor will be the one doing the "one-upping" not the other way round
The worst part is, you can’t be like a friend gave it to me as a joke. That only makes it worse and makes you look more guilty haha. He’s stuck being the guy who probably f*cks his pillow hahaha.
If Bao gets a pillow from Thor, it will be 2 times her height.
When the cleaners have a sense of humor.
its still insane to me that Bao and Pirat software know eachother!!
"I have to one up it." Whatever you guys do. Do NOT let Bao collab with Tenga.
Okay but thats actually incredible. My sides hurt from laughing so hard
So he can clap back in a game you know.
And he didn't even think twice to check-in the luggage with the weapon-shape item in it? I guess he either only had one or he keeps the "important" stuff close.
That hotel knows their clients.
So thats why thor now has a wall of gras around himself to protect himself from vtubers
Man, when Bao makes a cursed item she really goes all in. XD
As a fan of both this was a amazing story
im terrified what her plan is LMAO i just hope im there to witness it
He kept it so he mustve liked it 😂
Makes me think of the time I had to take my ereader case off at the airport security. When the device turns off the book cover has an option to be displayed. And it’s never been an issue before, but I hadn’t gone through airport security with it. And I had forgot what the last book I read was at the time. The book tho…was an erotica. With the most obscene title name and description. The subject I ain’t saying but I’m left with the comfort that this was in another country, so he won’t remember. I only found out a while later when I got all my stuff through. I don’t even know if I had walked around with it without the cover afterwards, but probably not
The benefits of being friends with bao
It's only a matter of time 'till he finds out about the goon couch
the TSA agent was actually jealous
Im literally here cause of his short 🤣
Imagine if Thor gives her a body pillow of him as revenge...
He named the short after bao cause shes short :)
This is wonderful, perfect on brand
Pirate Software fans have met Giri long before Bao. *grins*
That was a good cooking stream, at least from the video edit I saw, seemed like they had a nice rapport going
Think this might answer my question of her planing a future merch drop
Get him a Bao figurine with squishable boibs
One-up the gift with a TRIPLE SIDED BODY PILLOWY!
All Thor has to do is speak and that TSA agent will immediately be like "OK boss i literally believe everything you say. Take your turret and secksy whale pillow case, my wallet... also can you sign my Mjolnir?"
Side note YOU do NOT need to one up yourself! Don't! Bad fishy!
waiting for thor to just break into the stream
One of us - One of us - One of us - One of us - ONE IF US ! - ONE OF US !
Calling it: Bao is gonna gnome Thor
thor is safe from vtubers, hes surrounded by grass
I ain't even shocked but you made the silly indie dev hacker mans get them looks bao! good shit! now that is what not too many people can say "yea i did that" fucking CAN'T with bao bro!
NGL that is one of the fastest ways to make TSA stop what the fuck they doing put everything back where it came from and say you good carry on.
I wander how many lists does bao body pillow put you on.
At least four.
Time to make Ona-Baoles and give him one
Bao's starting a war with the Goblin King. He knows his grass moat can't protect him from vtubers now. At some point, he will give her something cursed as well. Lol this was great
Something more cursed. Bao starfish chocolate?
Is having the short on RUclips by Pirate Software an other short joke from him towards Bao ? 🙂
well.... this is one way to get smn back for those short jokes
Thor IS going to TwitchCon... just so ya know.
WAIT, RUclips PROMOTED YOU TO ME?! HOW!?
Are you hiding in a Thor pillow case now?
Where link to pillow
Okay but what pillow did she get him?
*reads title.* oh no, what did she do to this poor man lmfao
Bao Flash light >_>
moral of the short, its Mark Rober's fault, Mark strikes again
Just get him the Novel Horizons Bao figure next time.
we must protect.... THOR at all costs
The fking slander Calling our Goblin King a Sweet Wholesome man.....
1:15 EVAN AND KATELYN??
Men will talk shit to their friends' faces and talk well about them behind their backs. More often than not if i guy jokes with you that means hes cool with you.
next time bao statue?
Poor Thor.
Interesting. So you smuggle stuff in your bag if it is hidden under a horny body pillow.
Good to know.
Nooooo, the daki is no longer for sale! :(
Bro's career is over.
Best troll ever
I got recommended this because i like pirate software, what is up with the jiggle physics