This Commenter had a Meltdown on Bao's Newest Video

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @butternuts842
    @butternuts842 9 дней назад +3642

    Man really got angry seeing a real woman

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 9 дней назад +185

      his phobia triggert

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 8 дней назад +204

      It's a sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @darklazerx7913
      @darklazerx7913 8 дней назад +19

      extremely relatable

    • @delicioustoes1136
      @delicioustoes1136 8 дней назад +29

      WOMEN??!?!?!?!?!?!!??? 😡😡🤬🤬

    • @HutchTheWolf
      @HutchTheWolf 8 дней назад +77

      Personally, I tend to avoid “face reveal” posts/videos; unless the cc posts it themselves. Kinda ruins the mystique and immersion if some rando does it instead.
      *This* dude is just schizo, though. Could be cognitive dissonance; his parasocial relationship being with the models and not Bao herself…

  • @olgoblin4593
    @olgoblin4593 9 дней назад +2835

    This is the same energy as saying "YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!" to Walmart

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 8 дней назад +99

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried.

    • @VydijaRuksana
      @VydijaRuksana 8 дней назад +57

      Angry customer: "YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!"
      Walmart employee: "Do you realize how insignificant that is compared to the millions of customers that remain?"
      Yeah, that kind of energy...

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 7 дней назад +4

      Bao really is the Walmart of Vtubers

    • @rockinggamerdude
      @rockinggamerdude 7 дней назад +1

      Lol

    • @amelianyoom9545
      @amelianyoom9545 6 дней назад

      @@VydijaRuksana okay sir… have a nice day… please come again

  • @Saritnem001
    @Saritnem001 8 дней назад +1864

    "Officer help! I came here to watch Batman but theres only clips of Bruce Wayne!"

    • @aidenstormo7371
      @aidenstormo7371 8 дней назад +57

      Good one, bro! 😂

    • @andreas.2494
      @andreas.2494 7 дней назад +121

      "I ASKED FOR PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN BUT I ONLY GOT PHOTOS OF PETER PARKER!"

    • @vashta_nerada
      @vashta_nerada 6 дней назад +37

      @@andreas.2494 'Why did you send me a bunch of selfies, Parker?!'

    • @manncake6828
      @manncake6828 5 дней назад +23

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS SUPERMAN ITS JUST CLARK KENT SUPERMAN DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES

    • @DemiSupremi
      @DemiSupremi 4 дня назад +3

      @Manncake to be fair. Unlike most superheroes. Clark Kent is the alter ego to Superman/Kal-El.

  • @TheThomasCW
    @TheThomasCW 9 дней назад +1297

    Dude spent 20+ years seeing only in the second dimension, then saw the Z-Axis in action and his mind was torn in two.

    • @lolzmanxd3368
      @lolzmanxd3368 8 дней назад +74

      His very essence was torn asunder after realizing that there is a world beyond the digital one

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 8 дней назад +34

      wait until he realizes that reality exists on the fourth axis of time, that's like twice as much dimensions he's used to

    • @pedrolucas-jv8or
      @pedrolucas-jv8or 8 дней назад +38

      This guy is the whole Plato cave but in the end he decided to try throw hands with the sky 😂

    • @themanthemyth111
      @themanthemyth111 8 дней назад +6

      That Z axis really be doing things to my brain

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 8 дней назад

      What's weird is she's shown her Fleshy IRL Body multiple times before this!!

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 8 дней назад +711

    Bao and her friends should make another video. This time, they go outside, travel to multiple sites, all in pursuit to find who tf asked.

  • @DeathLeprecon
    @DeathLeprecon 9 дней назад +670

    IRL women and touching grass. Bro's two greatest fears.

    • @petergao96
      @petergao96 6 дней назад +21

      Now she just needs to take a shower

    • @luriothelucario250
      @luriothelucario250 6 дней назад +14

      @@petergao96Thats not happening…

    • @Spooky-e4c
      @Spooky-e4c 4 дня назад +1

      No one touches grass. Stop repeating what you hear others say.

    • @jessieloise2152
      @jessieloise2152 3 дня назад

      I mean he got really toxic for no reason but he's right. You will never see someone like bao at an event like holofes. Bao will never be treated like a normal vtuber because she isn't one, and that's fine as long as tourists don't come in and try to change norms to appease the vocal minority

    • @kizetherz
      @kizetherz 3 дня назад +6

      @@Spooky-e4c touching grass literally means being in contact with nature, aka being outside. stop taking everything so literal.
      also people do touch grass: hikers, people who go on picnics, people who play sports in fields, etc.

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 9 дней назад +2152

    Dude saw that Bao is actually a real person irl and decided to have a complete meltdown lol

    • @samuelfawell9159
      @samuelfawell9159 9 дней назад +90

      You mean… she’s not a anime girl IRL? NO!

    • @silverdraco2235
      @silverdraco2235 9 дней назад +54

      Bro told us "I get none, even though I try" without actually saying it.

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 9 дней назад +7

      tbf - not defending that dude but yeah i can see how people can sees boas content humor as ai xD

    • @silverdraco2235
      @silverdraco2235 9 дней назад +14

      @@ManiX207 She DO be unhinged.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 8 дней назад +5

      @@ManiX207 How?

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 8 дней назад +164

    E-Whore is my favorite Winnie the Pooh character

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 7 дней назад +335

    That guy is probably the only person to ever genuinely get fooled by Perry the platypus putting on his hat, he is the same guy who would get fooled by Team Rocket's disguise

    • @Ruinah
      @Ruinah 7 дней назад +19

      "A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 6 дней назад +14

      A cat?
      Raora the BEEG CAT?!

    • @RavetheLucario179
      @RavetheLucario179 4 дня назад +2

      This guy saw the sentient hot dog movie and lost touch since.

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@BNuts We Chattini might be stupid...
      (But we never would call a queen bad names)

  • @TheAlienmorph
    @TheAlienmorph 9 дней назад +1424

    There's a reason Merry made a career out of memes and shitposts lmao

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE 8 дней назад +52

      Dude is the king of that shit 😂

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 8 дней назад +40

      And we love him for that

    • @Eiji475
      @Eiji475 7 дней назад +17

      And depressing comics that make me sad

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks 7 дней назад +5

      whos that?

    • @bluexskyes
      @bluexskyes 7 дней назад +22

      @@growingoaks CEO of Merryweather Media, the guy who dubbed the comment on the clip

  • @okname5335
    @okname5335 9 дней назад +690

    mans whole world view was shattered by mushroom foraging

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 8 дней назад +30

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried about it.

    • @Arrynek01
      @Arrynek01 8 дней назад +16

      Compare that to Thor's story from the shoot. That they met a random dude in the middle of the woods and he recognized him as PirateSoftware. So they had a chill chat and he was on his way.

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 8 дней назад +7

      @@Arrynek01Thor being a face streamer helps
      That and good old fashioned double standards for men

    • @willsword8100
      @willsword8100 7 дней назад +3

      The plot of Super Mario Bros is it not?

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora 8 дней назад +374

    My favorite part of this is that this isn’t even the first time Bao has done an IRL stream/video

    • @VydijaRuksana
      @VydijaRuksana 8 дней назад +52

      I think it is a "new" fan. Probably one used to japanese vtuber with rules about not talking or showing about "Past life", "real life", etc.

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity 8 дней назад +21

      Far from the first one, in fact. To my knowledge, she’s made a good number of IRL streams and videos.

    • @Derfalken
      @Derfalken 7 дней назад +15

      ​@@VydijaRuksana God, those rules are so cringe.

    • @N1CH0_N1N3
      @N1CH0_N1N3 7 дней назад +31

      ​@@Derfalken Taking into account that Japan has a history of stalking...
      The core of vtubing there is really to protect privacy, but that's not a rule.
      It's a rule to only respect the stream and if you know the vtuber's previous life or personal account, don't talk all the time.

    • @Helixneek
      @Helixneek 3 дня назад

      ​@@DerfalkenBro, Hololive vtubers as considered idols. They do concerts and shit, and do you know how fucking nuts idol fans are?

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 9 дней назад +821

    The thing I hate most about this whole situation is that Merry dropped that dramatic reading so fast that now all the other people doing one just don't hold up next to Merry's

    • @techead23
      @techead23 9 дней назад +82

      That accent was what made it perfect

    • @DinodieTonight
      @DinodieTonight 9 дней назад +54

      I don't know man. Fredrik Knudsen's voice is iconic.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 8 дней назад +8

      Reminds me of that Flowers of Algernon reference from SAO Abridged.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 8 дней назад +25

      If an idea spreads, best to take it as a compliment.
      Other said in an other way:
      “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
      ― Oscar Wilde

    • @KaradachTheHun
      @KaradachTheHun 8 дней назад +6

      Roy Chiato's reading was also pretty damn good

  • @DKaiju7
    @DKaiju7 9 дней назад +758

    Bro couldn't have both. 😂 We eating like kings while he's trying to ration a single bean.

    • @PennyEvolus
      @PennyEvolus 8 дней назад +56

      bro has his cake bro could eat his cake too but bro is throwing his cake in the bin

    • @roguescorner9042
      @roguescorner9042 8 дней назад +57

      Virgin "Only virtual 2D girls allowed" mindset vs Chad "Both is good" mindset.

    • @CryptidZealot
      @CryptidZealot 5 дней назад +8

      And his bean isn't even physical, it's like having an imaginary friend, realizing they're real and going "WTF?!"

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 8 дней назад +96

    I interpret this as “When you’re 2D I can at least delude myself into believing I have a chance”

    • @royal_stray7734
      @royal_stray7734 2 дня назад +1

      I agree...but I also get wanting the immersion and not wanting to see their irl faces. But then it's just easier to keep scrolling. Or maybe stick to watching only Holo or Phase

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 2 дня назад

      ​@@royal_stray7734if he doesn't want to see irl faces.. he can play a game?? Read a novel? Like, what is this? A vtuber is a real person

  • @lleom7838
    @lleom7838 8 дней назад +163

    Thanks to Merry, now I imagine this guy as a old century pastor getting baby rage mode mad over seeing a woman's exposed ankles to the public

  • @tigris115
    @tigris115 9 дней назад +748

    Ok anytime a dude unironically refers to women as "females," he's gone

    • @isntyournamebacon
      @isntyournamebacon 9 дней назад +87

      Always makes me think of the Ferengi from DS9. "FEE-MALES". Guy is nuts. Bao 'shroom hunting. Oh no lol

    • @dankmemester123
      @dankmemester123 9 дней назад +4

      have you guys ever seen that video of tim pool childishly banging his desk and saying "ukraine is the greatest enemy of mankind"? for me this was like that but instead of "ukraine" it's "females" lmao.

    • @samuraitadpole5459
      @samuraitadpole5459 8 дней назад +26

      "in today's news if you call something what it is you're apparently crazy"

    • @ninjakirby777
      @ninjakirby777 8 дней назад +126

      @@samuraitadpole5459ok but like you can tell there’s a difference between how that post was saying it to someone saying it normally

    • @a13m34
      @a13m34 8 дней назад

      You can just say woman bro ​@@samuraitadpole5459

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 8 дней назад +126

    Just wait until he learns that Bao is not a 3d "e-wh*re" but a 4D whale tesseract.

  • @jilliancrawford7577
    @jilliancrawford7577 9 дней назад +518

    Man got butthurt that his "immersion was ruined". Great way to handle things like this is to laugh at it.
    This needs to be a Copypasta.

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 8 дней назад +31

      A sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @alvintollah
      @alvintollah 8 дней назад +11

      Merry's recitement cements its Copypasta status. 😂

    • @thebraveguy9808
      @thebraveguy9808 8 дней назад +1

      What is the appeal of copypastas? I've never really understood why people think they're hilarious. That's not trying to be judgy btw, I just genuinely don't get it yet.

    • @LeHarmacist
      @LeHarmacist 8 дней назад

      It's just the absurdity of it that makes me exhale in a certain manner​@@thebraveguy9808

    • @HypercomboProduction
      @HypercomboProduction 8 дней назад +7

      ​@thebraveguy9808
      Same reasons why people like memes and other repetitive jokes. They are funny, come out of left field, and can be an inside joke, but random enough that others can join in on the fun.

  • @drabkebab
    @drabkebab 5 дней назад +48

    A VTuber is not a virtual person, they are a real person with a virtual persona

    • @AlbertoMartinez765
      @AlbertoMartinez765 3 дня назад +5

      This is a crazy person who wrote that..and your 100% right the PERSON is the VTuber that uses a Vtuber Model, not the other way around. This Guy probably thinks that a Truck Driver MUST go everywhere with his truck ( including the bathroom and inside his house) or he isn't a truckdriver.

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD 18 часов назад +1

      No, it depends on the vtuber if they want to interact with it, it can be a virtual person that they play as, like an actor, I'll argue that an actor can be described as a virtual person, fake from behavior to attire.

    • @drabkebab
      @drabkebab 15 часов назад

      @@BlackTakGolD In that case it's still the persona that is virtual, the person is still a real person. It's just that their virtual persona happens to be of a character instead of being a virtual persona of themselves. If anything that makes the VTuber even *_less_* virtual, because they are one more degree removed from their virtual persona

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD 7 часов назад

      @@drabkebab I'm not saying that there isn't a real person, it's a different thing. I'm saying that how people treat characters enacted in a movie as people of their own, is less about 'personas' which imply a level of desired focus to the real person by said person, while things like 'highly immersive vtubers' or actors in a movie as characters, differ in how they are treated by the audience, they are considered as virtual persons with their own contextualization, behaviors, attire, and the actor tries their best to make a separate individual than their own, rather than an implied extension like a persona, and more importantly, the audience treats it as a separate completely new person by their suspension of disbelief.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 5 часов назад

      They want the persona because the persona has a story behind it. Then they lose it when they realize…shit it was just that…a story

  • @Lich_V.
    @Lich_V. 9 дней назад +386

    Merryweather giving of major "piss drrrRRRRrrrroplets" and "I'm going to piss on the moooon!" energy!

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 8 дней назад +31

      Merry would piss on the moon, unironically.
      edit: TBF, so would I.

    • @tristanribeiro7903
      @tristanribeiro7903 8 дней назад +2

      it's so true ! Now I can't unhear it ! 😭🤣

    • @eveasterville7252
      @eveasterville7252 3 дня назад +2

      I love snapcube quotes lol

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 8 дней назад +129

    While anonymity is a major reason for people to do Vtubing, it’s not the only reason. Besides, people doxxed Camilla, and I don’t think she streams her irl face.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 8 дней назад +34

      She did meet fans face to face (With mask on)
      The person who stalked her I think it was heavily hinted he gave the gift with the tracker to her in person

    • @snappingbrute02
      @snappingbrute02 8 дней назад +30

      ​@mk_gamíng0609 yeah he confirmed to the police that it was in the gift he gave her (she talks about it in a video she posted). I can't imagine the fear of something like that happening

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej 8 дней назад +12

      @@snappingbrute02 there are some crazy people out there. Horrible, crazy people

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity 8 дней назад +9

      @@snappingbrute02yeah, that is certainly some scary shit. And what made me completely lose faith in humanity was when the basement dwellers came crawling out and had the audacity to blame CAMILA for what happened… that made me SO angry 🤬

    • @Power-9Hunnid
      @Power-9Hunnid 4 дня назад

      ​@@mk_gamíng0609✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 8 дней назад +136

    Bao: "I am the most pure being on this Earth."
    I'm reporting this video for deceptive content.

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 6 дней назад +17

      Bao _is_ pure. Pure thirst.

    • @Ragnarok222R
      @Ragnarok222R 5 дней назад +9

      ​@@BNuts it's a good thing she's a whale. If she wasn't aquatic she'd instantly die of thirst.

  • @lunar9342
    @lunar9342 4 дня назад +21

    He's just upset that Bao wasn't actually a 30+ balding, overweight man.

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon 9 дней назад +213

    Merry's dub is S-tier. 🤣

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 8 дней назад +32

    Ngl the words "e-whore" really made me think of "Eeyore", which just made it funnier to me.

  • @ChrisBleu
    @ChrisBleu 8 дней назад +43

    Man practically created a copypasta unironically because he saw a real woman 🤣

  • @brianwalsh1339
    @brianwalsh1339 8 дней назад +71

    People unironically say this shit online and then wonder why it’s so hard to talk to girls.

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 18 часов назад

      *talk to breathing entities.
      Aint no way anyone wants to spend time with this sort of personality

  • @Tonixman
    @Tonixman 6 дней назад +15

    Bro literally saw an IRL woman and chose "fight or flight"!

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll 5 дней назад +20

    Bro is the embodiment of the shadow on the cave allegory. Some bro comes in and shows him a real woman and he’s like “nah I like my shadow women.”

  • @spoon2736
    @spoon2736 9 дней назад +223

    Fred using his Down the Rabbithole voice nearly fucking killed me

    • @hoggo3789
      @hoggo3789 9 дней назад +14

      Yes! I found that one first. Comedy gold

    • @HarrisBoe
      @HarrisBoe 9 дней назад +1

      Fat Nuts Frank did a reading? I gotta find that.

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 6 дней назад +6

      So is Fred actually Down the Rabbit hole or he did a really good impression?
      Edit: Nevermind, don't answer that, i already feel stupid enough

    • @icarusthorn9739
      @icarusthorn9739 6 дней назад +2

      @@heistingcrusader_ad3223 lmaoooo

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 4 дня назад +1

      I was just expecting a meow meow PURR at the end

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 9 дней назад +174

    "Thanks for the content, viewer" -Bao, probably

  • @Vitharasdfg
    @Vitharasdfg 8 дней назад +41

    "Sir, please, let go of my arm, i asked if you wanted pickles with your burger" kind of energy.

  • @joshualee4720
    @joshualee4720 7 дней назад +23

    Imagine getting clowned on by the very egirl you’re simping for 😂😂😂

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 5 дней назад +7

      I hoped he watched that stream and had another hissy fit when he realised she had an entire segment dedicated to clowning on him.

  • @alvintollah
    @alvintollah 8 дней назад +64

    My guy might actually believe that Roger Rabbit is a documentary. 😂

  • @dekarot5990
    @dekarot5990 8 дней назад +51

    All I hear is lemongrab and was waiting for to hear “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!”

  • @spannerbrain
    @spannerbrain 9 дней назад +144

    Dude woke up from bed that morning and chose madness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 9 дней назад +7

      Yeah... he went One Step Beyond

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 8 дней назад +4

      People who make schizo posts like this do not sleep

    • @novafloresca7758
      @novafloresca7758 8 дней назад +1

      @@autohmae *ska intensifies*

    • @funghiman8492
      @funghiman8492 8 дней назад

      *brainlessness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 8 дней назад

      @@novafloresca7758 I knew at least a few people would get the reference. 🙂

  • @Sycrxw
    @Sycrxw 5 дней назад +16

    3:27 I love the visceral "I was completely covered" lmao

  • @traductus3337
    @traductus3337 8 дней назад +184

    "please pick a f-ing lane" ... man, if it was not clear before, you can tell by this line, that this dude is a league player.

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown 8 дней назад +33

      To be fair the Pick a Lane saying has been around years before League. I remember hearing it when I was a kid.

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 8 дней назад +34

      Lanes… refer to driving. So many people who don’t play that shit say lane.
      Then again whoever this guy is probably doesn’t have a license and never goes outside so maybe that is the kind of lane he means

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown 8 дней назад +6

      @@Somerandomjingleberry This is true though as a metaphor its often meant stay with something you're good at and focus on it, don't split your attention across multiple things.

    • @user-zl9vh2xr6b
      @user-zl9vh2xr6b 7 дней назад +2

      @@Somerandomjingleberry henry ford was top 500 in league

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 18 часов назад

      ​@@user-zl9vh2xr6bunlikely. Bro had to have been wood 4, otherwise there's no way he'd ever succeed with a company

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 9 дней назад +393

    I haven't seen a meltdown this large since the numi jeans arc ended

    • @bruvlodski317
      @bruvlodski317 9 дней назад +24

      The what?

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 9 дней назад +14

      Jeans arc?
      Do tell. Sounds funny.

    • @clawsthewolf89
      @clawsthewolf89 9 дней назад +8

      Elaborate dear sir

    • @Afrochilla
      @Afrochilla 9 дней назад +20

      I'm still not mentally over the numi jeans arc.

    • @freedomscale2957
      @freedomscale2957 9 дней назад

      @@clawsthewolf89 ruclips.net/video/gnJY3-8BEHU/видео.html

  • @TheKyrix82
    @TheKyrix82 8 дней назад +14

    I never understood cute aggression until Chibi Bao. I fucking HATE how cute she is. I don't want to HURT the Chibi, but I radiate rage in it's presence, because it is SO cute. This beats the BEEGSmol models for cuteness.

  • @FalkaRiannon
    @FalkaRiannon 8 дней назад +23

    God that comment gives of "You are not only cheating the game, you are cheating yourself." and "I am already 12!" energy.

  • @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993
    @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993 8 дней назад +24

    How peaceful it must be for him..... To have a mind unburdened by thought

  • @ASRA177
    @ASRA177 8 дней назад +20

    this has saying "i'll take my business elsewhere" at home depot vibes

  • @EdwardJamesSuico
    @EdwardJamesSuico 9 дней назад +60

    Reality can be hard for certain people.

  • @redjules1215
    @redjules1215 8 дней назад +17

    That dub is fire. And the original commentor is unhinged.

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 9 дней назад +62

    It's like blud was originally worried about Bao's safety like what happened with Camila but he got so worked up that he wrote that, or it's a banger troll comment 😂😂😂

    • @kaeinnn
      @kaeinnn 8 дней назад

      I really hope it's a troll comment. Because what they're actually saying is "anyone (woman) that shows their face deserves getting their house broken into".... really exudes "she deserved it for wearing a mini-skirt" energy

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 День назад +2

      Either way, it's psychotic behavior to have the time to write all of it 😅

  • @Timeskipper-g2n
    @Timeskipper-g2n 9 дней назад +105

    Damn, dude is really mad that women have bodies for some reason.

    • @jays.6843
      @jays.6843 8 дней назад +31

      You just summarized chronically online alt-right weirdos as a whole.

    • @Timeskipper-g2n
      @Timeskipper-g2n 8 дней назад +11

      @@jays.6843 That was my intention.

    • @lunavioleta001
      @lunavioleta001 5 дней назад +7

      Probably the same type of guy who gets mad over video game characters not being "hot enough".

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 18 часов назад

      Headcanon: it's a bot angry that "a fellow virtual being" turned out to have a body. He's just a human-bot segragationist jealous of someone being able to be in two realms at once

  • @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson
    @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson 6 дней назад +7

    The audacity to be a real person, smh. 😂

  • @tenshishinamori5109
    @tenshishinamori5109 9 дней назад +88

    "BEEEEEE SOME EEEEEEE WHOOOOORE!" in Merry's accent is hilarious.

  • @mithosaurion151
    @mithosaurion151 9 дней назад +19

    Bro said something cringe and ACTUALLY got replied to with a laughing anime girl reaction. 😂

  • @hoao9007
    @hoao9007 8 дней назад +6

    Someone doesn't want to accept the fact that behind a Vtuber is still a f**king real person.

  • @dh7367
    @dh7367 8 дней назад +13

    Imagine being offended by Bao being a real human, I was more shocked Thor had legs and Bao breached his moat of grass the natural vtuber repellent.

  • @Vanom.
    @Vanom. 9 дней назад +59

    Bro was rattling off that copypasta like the climax of a shakespeare play 😂

  • @RedUnit10
    @RedUnit10 8 дней назад +11

    How dare Bao be an attractive and funny real woman! Who does she think she is? A living being!?

  • @charlesmurphy5644
    @charlesmurphy5644 8 дней назад +50

    I can’t take how freaking cute Bao’s chibi model is‼️😺

    • @charlesmurphy5644
      @charlesmurphy5644 8 дней назад +8

      PS How could anyone be upset seeing such a cute irl girl! Her eyes are so amazing 😻

    • @xinlou6707
      @xinlou6707 8 дней назад +1

      Yea i love the chibi trend thats going on with vtuber models.

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 8 дней назад

      @@charlesmurphy5644and she’s really pretty tbh her numi yuzu squ juniper i could go on and on 😂😂😂

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 8 дней назад

      @@xinlou6707same

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 8 дней назад +1

      It suits her way more than it should. Like, it perfectly distills her Little Shit Energy

  • @ALowlyWretch
    @ALowlyWretch 6 дней назад +4

    From what I gather by this poster's logic the only "real" Vtuber is Neuro-Sama since they are completely a virtual entity.

  • @evd549
    @evd549 9 дней назад +48

    See if he wrote dialog for Bethesda NPCs maybe it wouldn’t be so repetitive

    • @crystalcat64
      @crystalcat64 7 дней назад +3

      Man reminded me more of Elden Ring. Real "CUUUUUUURSE YOU, BAYLE!" energy

  • @DemonicafroJB
    @DemonicafroJB 9 дней назад +24

    Bao went out and touched grass and my boy got jealous of the grass smh

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 18 часов назад +1

      I don't think he has a concept of what grass is, maybe he's upset that the video triggered his fear of the outside

  • @CreamyFacial
    @CreamyFacial 9 дней назад +22

    Bro really said, "My Queen! How Dare You!"

  • @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052
    @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052 7 дней назад +19

    "muh immersion" with some misogyny sprinkled in, truly a cherry on top.

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs 5 дней назад

      Nah, it's a heaping plateful of misogyny with "muh immersion" as a garnish.

  • @Sir_Saki
    @Sir_Saki 8 дней назад +11

    I said it before but man, bro was having a whole crash out over seeing people mushroom hunting.
    He must not have seen Bao before cause this ain't the first time she's shown herself irl. I TRULY wonder what was going through his mind to type all that out lol.

  • @FrogWizard224
    @FrogWizard224 8 дней назад +9

    The absolute best content is reading youtube comments as an english aristocrat

  • @blazestorms2009
    @blazestorms2009 9 дней назад +23

    Merry reading this made it 20x funnier

  • @saximaphone
    @saximaphone 8 дней назад +6

    Merry sounds like a fucking 90's cartoon villain in that clip lol
    And Spoon sounds like Torbek.

  • @Desdelon
    @Desdelon 9 дней назад +12

    Mans was probably seeing a woman irl for the first time in 20 years and it reminded him of his mother that would always put him in a kennel for misbehaving. Mans just has PTSD 😂

  • @Primallunacresenteclipse
    @Primallunacresenteclipse 8 дней назад +6

    that commenter give vibes of that bad steryotype of "i only like 2D over 3D women" anime nerd.
    edit: 7:42 is exactly hlo i imagined them sounding like lol

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 8 дней назад +9

    Lowkey wanna hear Gianni Gabriel cover this it would be so fucking funny.

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 7 дней назад +2

      You could try sending it to him for 30$ on kofi!

  • @adrianh.5038
    @adrianh.5038 3 дня назад +2

    The sheer whiplash I felt when I heard Frederik Knudsen’s voice. The last person I ever expected to read over a Vtuber copypasta was Mr. Down the Rabbit Hole himself.

  • @flashtheshapeshafter
    @flashtheshapeshafter 8 дней назад +15

    Same energy as the you are not a gamer and the phrase it's just a game, dudes really going through it just because he found out she is indeed an actual person😂

  • @nintendogamer3227
    @nintendogamer3227 8 дней назад +9

    Holy shit.....this guy needs a hug.

  • @jaredthehawk3870
    @jaredthehawk3870 8 дней назад +6

    Guy would have a fatal aneurysm with Vex, Zolon, Papamutt, and friends... they show their faces often.

  • @dieselsandwich42
    @dieselsandwich42 6 дней назад +2

    Touching grass isn't gonna help that guy, he's gotta touch mushrooms.

  • @InsanoDeedz
    @InsanoDeedz 8 дней назад +4

    The guy was clearly in his room, in the basement of his mother's house, in stained underwear and a crusty t-shirt, having an olympic level tantrum. That rage level for a really nice IRL video should be studied.

  • @awesomephantom4161
    @awesomephantom4161 9 дней назад +22

    0:20 you could say his funny bone is broken. 😉

    • @EthanSeville
      @EthanSeville 8 дней назад

      ruclips.net/video/cWSvI3F5kdQ/видео.htmlsi=DtdZ3s37nffEQ30m
      Womp womp womp

  • @JTBassvocals
    @JTBassvocals 8 дней назад +5

    This guy reminds me of a quote from a robotic character. I think the bot was from borderlands and he said something like this:
    "I am neither man nor woman, but both deserve more respect than you."

  • @WhiteWolfie_95
    @WhiteWolfie_95 9 дней назад +24

    😆merryweathers reading was so good 😆

  • @friendlyhobo6483
    @friendlyhobo6483 9 дней назад +21

    Sounds like something Lucy would say as joke.

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast 8 дней назад +10

    Bro forgot he was watching the couch gooner

  • @dothingsbad2
    @dothingsbad2 9 дней назад +46

    Wait til this guy finds out the other ways that Bao won't "stay in her lane". First she releases music as bao instead of hikarustation, then she has a podcast, then she does several irl streams, she even "played" crawly the gnome! And if he discovers hoejousama I think he'll straight-up detonate!

    • @yong9613
      @yong9613 8 дней назад +5

      AI Mary voice: "Temperature spike detected! Brave for shockwave!"

    • @joaquinnavarro4167
      @joaquinnavarro4167 7 дней назад +3

      Who's hoejousama?

    • @kamemelia
      @kamemelia 7 дней назад

      @@joaquinnavarro4167 unshackled bao

    • @dothingsbad2
      @dothingsbad2 7 дней назад

      @@joaquinnavarro4167 Someone suspiciously similar to our ojou-sama but in her hoe (or "e-thot") arc (which we love for her, we don't slut-shame

  • @joeramsay6269
    @joeramsay6269 8 дней назад +2

    Dude was really like “I’m gonna show everyone how much of a moron I am”

  • @Skyfire-x
    @Skyfire-x 9 дней назад +35

    The Vtuber is the person working the mic and model. As far as I'm concerned, using a Vtuber model is like putting on clothes, or even better: a costume. But on the internet, people get crazy about things that are no big deal.

    • @samuelclayhills3298
      @samuelclayhills3298 9 дней назад +4

      Who asked tho.

    • @PopRockAndRoll
      @PopRockAndRoll 8 дней назад +7

      ​@@samuelclayhills3298 is your life so devoid of love and joy that you need to leave comments like this? Get a life, dude.

  • @sugoiboi6969
    @sugoiboi6969 7 дней назад +2

    Hearing a number of these names all in the same place; Fredrik Knudsen, PrincessElle, Merryweathery, it's like having dolls from different IP's on the same shelf. I love it.

  • @fau_cos-eb8sf
    @fau_cos-eb8sf 8 дней назад +8

    I knew he was having a red-pilled rage about her for some reasons, but commenting like that makes him a laughing stock to everybody, even to Bao. Control yourself, bro.

  • @Naivorful
    @Naivorful 8 дней назад +5

    The mushroom video was very fun. Was watching it while having a high fever and hallucinating, which was an INTERESTING combination, I tell you!

  • @joerenzi2373
    @joerenzi2373 8 дней назад +5

    Wait a second.....Bao isn't really a literal animated character? *flips table while crying and shidding pants*

  • @kingblue2646
    @kingblue2646 4 дня назад +1

    The duality of man;
    The completely virtual being vs. the e-skank.

  • @A_Flying_Ogre
    @A_Flying_Ogre 9 дней назад +43

    I need more dramtic comment readings by Merryweather. That was brilliant.

  • @BlueBerry2283
    @BlueBerry2283 6 дней назад +3

    I said it before and I'll say it again. He got uncomfortable seeing that his little fantasy was actually about a real woman and couldn't handle it

  • @ErikaSilverhart
    @ErikaSilverhart 8 дней назад +4

    Who knew Bao would be cancelled for not being an anime girl IRL?

  • @TheCappnKidd
    @TheCappnKidd 8 дней назад +2

    Bro saw Thor and was like "i lost. I'll never have that head dented blue haired whale. Time for me to go full toxic" and then he went full Chernobyl lol

  • @WarfighterKilo
    @WarfighterKilo 8 дней назад +5

    The guy is acting like there is not a real person behind it. Guy needs to unplug from the matrix.

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 8 дней назад +6

    Bro crashed out so badly a monsterfker was laughing at him.

  • @damnyiffers
    @damnyiffers 8 дней назад +9

    This is my first time seeing this cute ass model. Chibi bao is so freaking cute. 8k bao is kinda cute too tho ngl

  • @sleepydrifter6355
    @sleepydrifter6355 8 дней назад +9

    Yo, that Merryweather cover goes so hard with the music, I could rewatch it so many more times. 😂

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 6 дней назад +3

    GLORIOUS. No. no, I shouldn't laugh at this guy; he's clearly disabled, but, jeezus that comment is so hilariously broken.

  • @kittykayla3777
    @kittykayla3777 6 дней назад +3

    Her laugh killed me and made me laugh pretty hard

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 8 дней назад +4

    I hope this unhinged rant becomes an immortal copypasta shitpost up with the marine seal rant

  • @KLBR_42665
    @KLBR_42665 8 дней назад +5

    that guy is probably seething right now lol

  • @stumpynubs7639
    @stumpynubs7639 9 дней назад +23

    I think they have not been taking their meds

    • @dankmemester123
      @dankmemester123 9 дней назад +4

      bro was like "you need to be using your vtuber model to avoid insane people, like me!".