This Commenter had a Meltdown on Bao's Newest Video

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @butternuts842
    @butternuts842 2 месяца назад +4041

    Man really got angry seeing a real woman

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 2 месяца назад +203

      his phobia triggert

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 2 месяца назад +220

      It's a sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @darklazerx7913
      @darklazerx7913 2 месяца назад +19

      extremely relatable

    • @delicioustoes1136
      @delicioustoes1136 2 месяца назад +29

      WOMEN??!?!?!?!?!?!!??? 😡😡🤬🤬

    • @HutchTheWolf
      @HutchTheWolf 2 месяца назад +82

      Personally, I tend to avoid “face reveal” posts/videos; unless the cc posts it themselves. Kinda ruins the mystique and immersion if some rando does it instead.
      *This* dude is just schizo, though. Could be cognitive dissonance; his parasocial relationship being with the models and not Bao herself…

  • @Saritnem001
    @Saritnem001 Месяц назад +2200

    "Officer help! I came here to watch Batman but theres only clips of Bruce Wayne!"

    • @aidenstormo7371
      @aidenstormo7371 Месяц назад +61

      Good one, bro! 😂

    • @andreas.2494
      @andreas.2494 Месяц назад +142

      "I ASKED FOR PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN BUT I ONLY GOT PHOTOS OF PETER PARKER!"

    • @vashta_nerada
      @vashta_nerada Месяц назад +46

      @@andreas.2494 'Why did you send me a bunch of selfies, Parker?!'

    • @manncake6828
      @manncake6828 Месяц назад +26

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS SUPERMAN ITS JUST CLARK KENT SUPERMAN DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES

    • @DemiSupremi
      @DemiSupremi Месяц назад +4

      @Manncake to be fair. Unlike most superheroes. Clark Kent is the alter ego to Superman/Kal-El.

  • @olgoblin4593
    @olgoblin4593 2 месяца назад +3153

    This is the same energy as saying "YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!" to Walmart

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 2 месяца назад +105

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried.

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 Месяц назад +6

      Bao really is the Walmart of Vtubers

    • @rockinggamerdude
      @rockinggamerdude Месяц назад +1

      Lol

    • @amelianyoom9545
      @amelianyoom9545 Месяц назад

      @VydijaRuksana okay sir… have a nice day… please come again

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh Месяц назад +2

      “IM UNFOLLOWING!!” like nobody gaf

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat Месяц назад +390

    E-Whore is my favorite Winnie the Pooh character

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Месяц назад +823

    Bao and her friends should make another video. This time, they go outside, travel to multiple sites, all in pursuit to find who tf asked.

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 2 месяца назад +2326

    Dude saw that Bao is actually a real person irl and decided to have a complete meltdown lol

    • @samuelfawell9159
      @samuelfawell9159 2 месяца назад +98

      You mean… she’s not a anime girl IRL? NO!

    • @LRBClips
      @LRBClips 2 месяца назад +59

      Bro told us "I get none, even though I try" without actually saying it.

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 2 месяца назад +7

      tbf - not defending that dude but yeah i can see how people can sees boas content humor as ai xD

    • @LRBClips
      @LRBClips 2 месяца назад +15

      @@ManiX207 She DO be unhinged.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 2 месяца назад +7

      @@ManiX207 How?

  • @DeathLeprecon
    @DeathLeprecon 2 месяца назад +808

    IRL women and touching grass. Bro's two greatest fears.

    • @petergao96
      @petergao96 Месяц назад +28

      Now she just needs to take a shower

    • @luriothelucario250
      @luriothelucario250 Месяц назад +17

      @@petergao96Thats not happening…

    • @Spooky-e4c
      @Spooky-e4c Месяц назад +1

      No one touches grass. Stop repeating what you hear others say.

    • @jessieloise2152
      @jessieloise2152 Месяц назад

      I mean he got really toxic for no reason but he's right. You will never see someone like bao at an event like holofes. Bao will never be treated like a normal vtuber because she isn't one, and that's fine as long as tourists don't come in and try to change norms to appease the vocal minority

    • @kizetherz
      @kizetherz Месяц назад +9

      @@Spooky-e4c touching grass literally means being in contact with nature, aka being outside. stop taking everything so literal.
      also people do touch grass: hikers, people who go on picnics, people who play sports in fields, etc.

  • @TheAlienmorph
    @TheAlienmorph 2 месяца назад +1521

    There's a reason Merry made a career out of memes and shitposts lmao

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE Месяц назад +61

      Dude is the king of that shit 😂

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 Месяц назад +46

      And we love him for that

    • @Eiji475
      @Eiji475 Месяц назад +19

      And depressing comics that make me sad

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks Месяц назад +5

      whos that?

    • @bluexskyes
      @bluexskyes Месяц назад +27

      @@growingoaks CEO of Merryweather Media, the guy who dubbed the comment on the clip

  • @TheThomasCW
    @TheThomasCW 2 месяца назад +1457

    Dude spent 20+ years seeing only in the second dimension, then saw the Z-Axis in action and his mind was torn in two.

    • @lolzmanxd3368
      @lolzmanxd3368 2 месяца назад +80

      His very essence was torn asunder after realizing that there is a world beyond the digital one

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 2 месяца назад +39

      wait until he realizes that reality exists on the fourth axis of time, that's like twice as much dimensions he's used to

    • @pedrodvg
      @pedrodvg Месяц назад +43

      This guy is the whole Plato cave but in the end he decided to try throw hands with the sky 😂

    • @themanthemyth111
      @themanthemyth111 Месяц назад +6

      That Z axis really be doing things to my brain

    • @TheMorriganAensland
      @TheMorriganAensland Месяц назад

      What's weird is she's shown her Fleshy IRL Body multiple times before this!!

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 Месяц назад +437

    That guy is probably the only person to ever genuinely get fooled by Perry the platypus putting on his hat, he is the same guy who would get fooled by Team Rocket's disguise

    • @Ruinah
      @Ruinah Месяц назад +28

      "A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts Месяц назад +17

      A cat?
      Raora the BEEG CAT?!

    • @RavetheLucario179
      @RavetheLucario179 Месяц назад +3

      This guy saw the sentient hot dog movie and lost touch since.

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz Месяц назад +2

      ​@@BNuts We Chattini might be stupid...
      (But we never would call a queen bad names)

  • @okname5335
    @okname5335 2 месяца назад +748

    mans whole world view was shattered by mushroom foraging

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 2 месяца назад +31

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried about it.

    • @Arrynek01
      @Arrynek01 Месяц назад +18

      Compare that to Thor's story from the shoot. That they met a random dude in the middle of the woods and he recognized him as PirateSoftware. So they had a chill chat and he was on his way.

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 Месяц назад +8

      @@Arrynek01Thor being a face streamer helps
      That and good old fashioned double standards for men

    • @willsword8100
      @willsword8100 Месяц назад +3

      The plot of Super Mario Bros is it not?

  • @DKaiju7
    @DKaiju7 2 месяца назад +801

    Bro couldn't have both. 😂 We eating like kings while he's trying to ration a single bean.

    • @PennyEvolus
      @PennyEvolus 2 месяца назад +60

      bro has his cake bro could eat his cake too but bro is throwing his cake in the bin

    • @roguescorner9042
      @roguescorner9042 2 месяца назад +61

      Virgin "Only virtual 2D girls allowed" mindset vs Chad "Both is good" mindset.

    • @CryptidZealot
      @CryptidZealot Месяц назад +8

      And his bean isn't even physical, it's like having an imaginary friend, realizing they're real and going "WTF?!"

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora 2 месяца назад +419

    My favorite part of this is that this isn’t even the first time Bao has done an IRL stream/video

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity Месяц назад +24

      Far from the first one, in fact. To my knowledge, she’s made a good number of IRL streams and videos.

    • @Derfalken
      @Derfalken Месяц назад +17

      ​@VydijaRuksana God, those rules are so cringe.

    • @N1CH0_N1N3
      @N1CH0_N1N3 Месяц назад +36

      ​@@Derfalken Taking into account that Japan has a history of stalking...
      The core of vtubing there is really to protect privacy, but that's not a rule.
      It's a rule to only respect the stream and if you know the vtuber's previous life or personal account, don't talk all the time.

    • @Helixneek
      @Helixneek Месяц назад

      ​@@DerfalkenBro, Hololive vtubers as considered idols. They do concerts and shit, and do you know how fucking nuts idol fans are?

  • @Lich_V.
    @Lich_V. 2 месяца назад +415

    Merryweather giving of major "piss drrrRRRRrrrroplets" and "I'm going to piss on the moooon!" energy!

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 2 месяца назад +32

      Merry would piss on the moon, unironically.
      edit: TBF, so would I.

    • @tristanribeiro7903
      @tristanribeiro7903 Месяц назад +2

      it's so true ! Now I can't unhear it ! 😭🤣

    • @eveasterville7252
      @eveasterville7252 Месяц назад +3

      I love snapcube quotes lol

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 2 месяца назад +871

    The thing I hate most about this whole situation is that Merry dropped that dramatic reading so fast that now all the other people doing one just don't hold up next to Merry's

    • @techead23
      @techead23 2 месяца назад +84

      That accent was what made it perfect

    • @DinodieTonight
      @DinodieTonight 2 месяца назад +54

      I don't know man. Fredrik Knudsen's voice is iconic.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 2 месяца назад +8

      Reminds me of that Flowers of Algernon reference from SAO Abridged.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 2 месяца назад +26

      If an idea spreads, best to take it as a compliment.
      Other said in an other way:
      “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
      ― Oscar Wilde

    • @KaradachTheHun
      @KaradachTheHun Месяц назад +6

      Roy Chiato's reading was also pretty damn good

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat Месяц назад +140

    I interpret this as “When you’re 2D I can at least delude myself into believing I have a chance”

    • @royal_stray7734
      @royal_stray7734 Месяц назад +4

      I agree...but I also get wanting the immersion and not wanting to see their irl faces. But then it's just easier to keep scrolling. Or maybe stick to watching only Holo or Phase

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Месяц назад

      ​@@royal_stray7734if he doesn't want to see irl faces.. he can play a game?? Read a novel? Like, what is this? A vtuber is a real person

    • @wrightcember
      @wrightcember Месяц назад

      @@royal_stray7734or ignore it!!

  • @lleom7838
    @lleom7838 Месяц назад +200

    Thanks to Merry, now I imagine this guy as a old century pastor getting baby rage mode mad over seeing a woman's exposed ankles to the public

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero Месяц назад +147

    Just wait until he learns that Bao is not a 3d "e-wh*re" but a 4D whale tesseract.

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon 2 месяца назад +221

    Merry's dub is S-tier. 🤣

  • @tigris115
    @tigris115 2 месяца назад +804

    Ok anytime a dude unironically refers to women as "females," he's gone

    • @isntyournamebacon
      @isntyournamebacon 2 месяца назад +97

      Always makes me think of the Ferengi from DS9. "FEE-MALES". Guy is nuts. Bao 'shroom hunting. Oh no lol

    • @dankmemester123
      @dankmemester123 2 месяца назад +4

      have you guys ever seen that video of tim pool childishly banging his desk and saying "ukraine is the greatest enemy of mankind"? for me this was like that but instead of "ukraine" it's "females" lmao.

    • @samuraitadpole5459
      @samuraitadpole5459 2 месяца назад +27

      "in today's news if you call something what it is you're apparently crazy"

    • @ninjakirby777
      @ninjakirby777 Месяц назад +135

      @@samuraitadpole5459ok but like you can tell there’s a difference between how that post was saying it to someone saying it normally

    • @a13m34
      @a13m34 Месяц назад

      You can just say woman bro ​@@samuraitadpole5459

  • @jilliancrawford7577
    @jilliancrawford7577 2 месяца назад +533

    Man got butthurt that his "immersion was ruined". Great way to handle things like this is to laugh at it.
    This needs to be a Copypasta.

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 2 месяца назад +31

      A sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @alvintollah
      @alvintollah 2 месяца назад +12

      Merry's recitement cements its Copypasta status. 😂

    • @thebraveguy9808
      @thebraveguy9808 Месяц назад +1

      What is the appeal of copypastas? I've never really understood why people think they're hilarious. That's not trying to be judgy btw, I just genuinely don't get it yet.

    • @LeHarmacist
      @LeHarmacist Месяц назад

      It's just the absurdity of it that makes me exhale in a certain manner​@@thebraveguy9808

    • @HypercomboProduction
      @HypercomboProduction Месяц назад +9

      ​@thebraveguy9808
      Same reasons why people like memes and other repetitive jokes. They are funny, come out of left field, and can be an inside joke, but random enough that others can join in on the fun.

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 Месяц назад +148

    Bao: "I am the most pure being on this Earth."
    I'm reporting this video for deceptive content.

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts Месяц назад +23

      Bao _is_ pure. Pure thirst.

    • @Ragnarok222R
      @Ragnarok222R Месяц назад +11

      ​@@BNuts it's a good thing she's a whale. If she wasn't aquatic she'd instantly die of thirst.

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 Месяц назад +36

    Ngl the words "e-whore" really made me think of "Eeyore", which just made it funnier to me.

  • @drabkebab
    @drabkebab Месяц назад +74

    A VTuber is not a virtual person, they are a real person with a virtual persona

    • @AlbertoMartinez765
      @AlbertoMartinez765 Месяц назад +8

      This is a crazy person who wrote that..and your 100% right the PERSON is the VTuber that uses a Vtuber Model, not the other way around. This Guy probably thinks that a Truck Driver MUST go everywhere with his truck ( including the bathroom and inside his house) or he isn't a truckdriver.

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD Месяц назад +1

      No, it depends on the vtuber if they want to interact with it, it can be a virtual person that they play as, like an actor, I'll argue that an actor can be described as a virtual person, fake from behavior to attire.

    • @drabkebab
      @drabkebab Месяц назад

      @@BlackTakGolD In that case it's still the persona that is virtual, the person is still a real person. It's just that their virtual persona happens to be of a character instead of being a virtual persona of themselves. If anything that makes the VTuber even *_less_* virtual, because they are one more degree removed from their virtual persona

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD Месяц назад

      @@drabkebab I'm not saying that there isn't a real person, it's a different thing. I'm saying that how people treat characters enacted in a movie as people of their own, is less about 'personas' which imply a level of desired focus to the real person by said person, while things like 'highly immersive vtubers' or actors in a movie as characters, differ in how they are treated by the audience, they are considered as virtual persons with their own contextualization, behaviors, attire, and the actor tries their best to make a separate individual than their own, rather than an implied extension like a persona, and more importantly, the audience treats it as a separate completely new person by their suspension of disbelief.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Месяц назад

      They want the persona because the persona has a story behind it. Then they lose it when they realize…shit it was just that…a story

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej Месяц назад +143

    While anonymity is a major reason for people to do Vtubing, it’s not the only reason. Besides, people doxxed Camilla, and I don’t think she streams her irl face.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 Месяц назад +35

      She did meet fans face to face (With mask on)
      The person who stalked her I think it was heavily hinted he gave the gift with the tracker to her in person

    • @snappingbrute02
      @snappingbrute02 Месяц назад +31

      ​@mk_gamíng0609 yeah he confirmed to the police that it was in the gift he gave her (she talks about it in a video she posted). I can't imagine the fear of something like that happening

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej Месяц назад +13

      @@snappingbrute02 there are some crazy people out there. Horrible, crazy people

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity Месяц назад +11

      @@snappingbrute02yeah, that is certainly some scary shit. And what made me completely lose faith in humanity was when the basement dwellers came crawling out and had the audacity to blame CAMILA for what happened… that made me SO angry 🤬

    • @Power-1Thouzand
      @Power-1Thouzand Месяц назад

      ​@@mk_gamíng0609✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

  • @ChrisBleu
    @ChrisBleu Месяц назад +56

    Man practically created a copypasta unironically because he saw a real woman 🤣

  • @spoon2736
    @spoon2736 2 месяца назад +230

    Fred using his Down the Rabbithole voice nearly fucking killed me

    • @hoggo3789
      @hoggo3789 2 месяца назад +14

      Yes! I found that one first. Comedy gold

    • @HarrisBoe
      @HarrisBoe 2 месяца назад +1

      Fat Nuts Frank did a reading? I gotta find that.

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 Месяц назад +6

      So is Fred actually Down the Rabbit hole or he did a really good impression?
      Edit: Nevermind, don't answer that, i already feel stupid enough

    • @icarusthorn9739
      @icarusthorn9739 Месяц назад +2

      @@heistingcrusader_ad3223 lmaoooo

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 Месяц назад +1

      I was just expecting a meow meow PURR at the end

  • @Vitharasdfg
    @Vitharasdfg Месяц назад +46

    "Sir, please, let go of my arm, i asked if you wanted pickles with your burger" kind of energy.

  • @alvintollah
    @alvintollah 2 месяца назад +66

    My guy might actually believe that Roger Rabbit is a documentary. 😂

  • @brianwalsh1339
    @brianwalsh1339 Месяц назад +83

    People unironically say this shit online and then wonder why it’s so hard to talk to girls.

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Месяц назад +2

      *talk to breathing entities.
      Aint no way anyone wants to spend time with this sort of personality

    • @marmu9197
      @marmu9197 Месяц назад

      @@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoatexactly, I’m a dude and I tend to hang out in lots of spaces where I, regrettably, have to talk to people like this a bit more than the average person (I’m very into Warhammer 40k, Magic the gathering, etc.) And like… they’re so fucking miserable like dude yes social interaction can be hard but it’s hard for you because you’re trying to like “scientifically” prove that women are a different species or some shit

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 2 месяца назад +183

    "Thanks for the content, viewer" -Bao, probably

  • @Sycrxw
    @Sycrxw Месяц назад +21

    3:27 I love the visceral "I was completely covered" lmao

  • @dekarot5990
    @dekarot5990 Месяц назад +57

    All I hear is lemongrab and was waiting for to hear “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!”

  • @Tonixman
    @Tonixman Месяц назад +22

    Bro literally saw an IRL woman and chose "fight or flight"!

  • @spannerbrain
    @spannerbrain 2 месяца назад +145

    Dude woke up from bed that morning and chose madness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 2 месяца назад +7

      Yeah... he went One Step Beyond

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 2 месяца назад +4

      People who make schizo posts like this do not sleep

    • @novafloresca7758
      @novafloresca7758 Месяц назад +1

      @@autohmae *ska intensifies*

    • @funghiman8492
      @funghiman8492 Месяц назад

      *brainlessness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Месяц назад

      @@novafloresca7758 I knew at least a few people would get the reference. 🙂

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll Месяц назад +27

    Bro is the embodiment of the shadow on the cave allegory. Some bro comes in and shows him a real woman and he’s like “nah I like my shadow women.”

  • @lunar9342
    @lunar9342 Месяц назад +25

    He's just upset that Bao wasn't actually a 30+ balding, overweight man.

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 2 месяца назад +395

    I haven't seen a meltdown this large since the numi jeans arc ended

    • @bruvlodski317
      @bruvlodski317 2 месяца назад +24

      The what?

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 2 месяца назад +14

      Jeans arc?
      Do tell. Sounds funny.

    • @clawsthewolf89
      @clawsthewolf89 2 месяца назад +8

      Elaborate dear sir

    • @Afrochilla
      @Afrochilla 2 месяца назад +21

      I'm still not mentally over the numi jeans arc.

    • @freedomscale2957
      @freedomscale2957 2 месяца назад

      @@clawsthewolf89 ruclips.net/video/gnJY3-8BEHU/видео.html

  • @traductus3337
    @traductus3337 Месяц назад +189

    "please pick a f-ing lane" ... man, if it was not clear before, you can tell by this line, that this dude is a league player.

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown Месяц назад +33

      To be fair the Pick a Lane saying has been around years before League. I remember hearing it when I was a kid.

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry Месяц назад +34

      Lanes… refer to driving. So many people who don’t play that shit say lane.
      Then again whoever this guy is probably doesn’t have a license and never goes outside so maybe that is the kind of lane he means

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown Месяц назад +6

      @@Somerandomjingleberry This is true though as a metaphor its often meant stay with something you're good at and focus on it, don't split your attention across multiple things.

    • @user-zl9vh2xr6b
      @user-zl9vh2xr6b Месяц назад +2

      @@Somerandomjingleberry henry ford was top 500 in league

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Месяц назад

      ​@@user-zl9vh2xr6bunlikely. Bro had to have been wood 4, otherwise there's no way he'd ever succeed with a company

  • @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993
    @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993 Месяц назад +28

    How peaceful it must be for him..... To have a mind unburdened by thought

  • @ASRA177
    @ASRA177 Месяц назад +22

    this has saying "i'll take my business elsewhere" at home depot vibes

  • @joshualee4720
    @joshualee4720 Месяц назад +29

    Imagine getting clowned on by the very egirl you’re simping for 😂😂😂

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 Месяц назад +10

      I hoped he watched that stream and had another hissy fit when he realised she had an entire segment dedicated to clowning on him.

  • @tenshishinamori5109
    @tenshishinamori5109 2 месяца назад +89

    "BEEEEEE SOME EEEEEEE WHOOOOORE!" in Merry's accent is hilarious.

  • @EdwardJamesSuico
    @EdwardJamesSuico 2 месяца назад +61

    Reality can be hard for certain people.

  • @redjules1215
    @redjules1215 Месяц назад +18

    That dub is fire. And the original commentor is unhinged.

  • @Timeskipper-g2n
    @Timeskipper-g2n 2 месяца назад +109

    Damn, dude is really mad that women have bodies for some reason.

    • @jays.6843
      @jays.6843 Месяц назад +31

      You just summarized chronically online alt-right weirdos as a whole.

    • @Timeskipper-g2n
      @Timeskipper-g2n Месяц назад +12

      @@jays.6843 That was my intention.

    • @lunavioleta001
      @lunavioleta001 Месяц назад +7

      Probably the same type of guy who gets mad over video game characters not being "hot enough".

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Месяц назад

      Headcanon: it's a bot angry that "a fellow virtual being" turned out to have a body. He's just a human-bot segragationist jealous of someone being able to be in two realms at once

  • @Vanom.
    @Vanom. 2 месяца назад +59

    Bro was rattling off that copypasta like the climax of a shakespeare play 😂

  • @FalkaRiannon
    @FalkaRiannon 2 месяца назад +24

    God that comment gives of "You are not only cheating the game, you are cheating yourself." and "I am already 12!" energy.

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 2 месяца назад +62

    It's like blud was originally worried about Bao's safety like what happened with Camila but he got so worked up that he wrote that, or it's a banger troll comment 😂😂😂

    • @kaeinnn
      @kaeinnn Месяц назад

      I really hope it's a troll comment. Because what they're actually saying is "anyone (woman) that shows their face deserves getting their house broken into".... really exudes "she deserved it for wearing a mini-skirt" energy

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 Месяц назад +2

      Either way, it's psychotic behavior to have the time to write all of it 😅

  • @dh7367
    @dh7367 Месяц назад +17

    Imagine being offended by Bao being a real human, I was more shocked Thor had legs and Bao breached his moat of grass the natural vtuber repellent.

  • @saximaphone
    @saximaphone Месяц назад +8

    Merry sounds like a fucking 90's cartoon villain in that clip lol
    And Spoon sounds like Torbek.

  • @charlesmurphy5644
    @charlesmurphy5644 2 месяца назад +52

    I can’t take how freaking cute Bao’s chibi model is‼️😺

    • @charlesmurphy5644
      @charlesmurphy5644 2 месяца назад +8

      PS How could anyone be upset seeing such a cute irl girl! Her eyes are so amazing 😻

    • @xinlou6707
      @xinlou6707 Месяц назад +1

      Yea i love the chibi trend thats going on with vtuber models.

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 Месяц назад

      @@charlesmurphy5644and she’s really pretty tbh her numi yuzu squ juniper i could go on and on 😂😂😂

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 Месяц назад

      @@xinlou6707same

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 Месяц назад +1

      It suits her way more than it should. Like, it perfectly distills her Little Shit Energy

  • @mithosaurion151
    @mithosaurion151 2 месяца назад +20

    Bro said something cringe and ACTUALLY got replied to with a laughing anime girl reaction. 😂

  • @DemonicafroJB
    @DemonicafroJB 2 месяца назад +27

    Bao went out and touched grass and my boy got jealous of the grass smh

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Месяц назад +1

      I don't think he has a concept of what grass is, maybe he's upset that the video triggered his fear of the outside

  • @arkardomx
    @arkardomx Месяц назад +1

    “You have to be pure to become a Super Saiyan…” Bao is pure. Pure gooner to the core

  • @blazestorms2009
    @blazestorms2009 2 месяца назад +24

    Merry reading this made it 20x funnier

  • @PinBiohazard
    @PinBiohazard Месяц назад +3

    Mans got a serious case of "Need To Touch Grass" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CreamyFacial
    @CreamyFacial 2 месяца назад +22

    Bro really said, "My Queen! How Dare You!"

  • @RedUnit10
    @RedUnit10 Месяц назад +13

    How dare Bao be an attractive and funny real woman! Who does she think she is? A living being!?

  • @evd549
    @evd549 2 месяца назад +50

    See if he wrote dialog for Bethesda NPCs maybe it wouldn’t be so repetitive

    • @crystalcat64
      @crystalcat64 Месяц назад +3

      Man reminded me more of Elden Ring. Real "CUUUUUUURSE YOU, BAYLE!" energy

  • @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson
    @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson Месяц назад +8

    The audacity to be a real person, smh. 😂

  • @hoao9007
    @hoao9007 Месяц назад +7

    Someone doesn't want to accept the fact that behind a Vtuber is still a f**king real person.

  • @FrogWizard224
    @FrogWizard224 Месяц назад +9

    The absolute best content is reading youtube comments as an english aristocrat

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast 2 месяца назад +10

    Bro forgot he was watching the couch gooner

  • @RiviaWolf
    @RiviaWolf 2 месяца назад +24

    😆merryweathers reading was so good 😆

  • @Nintendo_Gamer1889
    @Nintendo_Gamer1889 Месяц назад +9

    Holy shit.....this guy needs a hug.

  • @flashtheshapeshafter
    @flashtheshapeshafter 2 месяца назад +15

    Same energy as the you are not a gamer and the phrase it's just a game, dudes really going through it just because he found out she is indeed an actual person😂

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 Месяц назад +10

    Lowkey wanna hear Gianni Gabriel cover this it would be so fucking funny.

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup Месяц назад +2

      You could try sending it to him for 30$ on kofi!

  • @sleepydrifter6355
    @sleepydrifter6355 2 месяца назад +10

    Yo, that Merryweather cover goes so hard with the music, I could rewatch it so many more times. 😂

  • @Desdelon
    @Desdelon 2 месяца назад +13

    Mans was probably seeing a woman irl for the first time in 20 years and it reminded him of his mother that would always put him in a kennel for misbehaving. Mans just has PTSD 😂

  • @Naivorful
    @Naivorful Месяц назад +6

    The mushroom video was very fun. Was watching it while having a high fever and hallucinating, which was an INTERESTING combination, I tell you!

  • @kittykayla3777
    @kittykayla3777 Месяц назад +3

    Her laugh killed me and made me laugh pretty hard

  • @Adam.C
    @Adam.C Месяц назад +4

    Bruh, took 2D over 3D to a whole other level.

  • @friendlyhobo6483
    @friendlyhobo6483 2 месяца назад +22

    Sounds like something Lucy would say as joke.

  • @dieselsandwich42
    @dieselsandwich42 Месяц назад +2

    Touching grass isn't gonna help that guy, he's gotta touch mushrooms.

  • @UnsungPhoenix
    @UnsungPhoenix Месяц назад +3

    idk how people like that can't just be happy that a vtuber is actually female instead of a dude with a voice changer 😂 like, thank god i dont have to sit here and question it

  • @kingblue2646
    @kingblue2646 Месяц назад +2

    The duality of man;
    The completely virtual being vs. the e-skank.

  • @Sir_Saki
    @Sir_Saki Месяц назад +11

    I said it before but man, bro was having a whole crash out over seeing people mushroom hunting.
    He must not have seen Bao before cause this ain't the first time she's shown herself irl. I TRULY wonder what was going through his mind to type all that out lol.

  • @KLBR_42665
    @KLBR_42665 Месяц назад +5

    that guy is probably seething right now lol

  • @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052
    @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052 Месяц назад +19

    "muh immersion" with some misogyny sprinkled in, truly a cherry on top.

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs Месяц назад

      Nah, it's a heaping plateful of misogyny with "muh immersion" as a garnish.

  • @DatFatThor
    @DatFatThor Месяц назад +4

    The funniest part of this entire thing is bro apparently missed the multiple irl streams Bao has done lmao

  • @jaredthehawk3870
    @jaredthehawk3870 Месяц назад +6

    Guy would have a fatal aneurysm with Vex, Zolon, Papamutt, and friends... they show their faces often.

  • @ClawManV3
    @ClawManV3 Месяц назад +2

    This entire post has big "It's called ANIME, DAD" vibes. I can only hear it with the voiceover from the "What's all that racket/Mirada Fija" copypasta.

  • @nyzurix2586
    @nyzurix2586 Месяц назад +6

    just wait till the dude learns bout the fansly

  • @JTBassvocals
    @JTBassvocals Месяц назад +5

    This guy reminds me of a quote from a robotic character. I think the bot was from borderlands and he said something like this:
    "I am neither man nor woman, but both deserve more respect than you."

  • @ALowlyWretch
    @ALowlyWretch Месяц назад +4

    From what I gather by this poster's logic the only "real" Vtuber is Neuro-Sama since they are completely a virtual entity.

  • @joeramsay6269
    @joeramsay6269 Месяц назад +2

    Dude was really like “I’m gonna show everyone how much of a moron I am”

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 Месяц назад +4

    I hope this unhinged rant becomes an immortal copypasta shitpost up with the marine seal rant

  • @BlueBerry2283
    @BlueBerry2283 Месяц назад +4

    I said it before and I'll say it again. He got uncomfortable seeing that his little fantasy was actually about a real woman and couldn't handle it

  • @awesomephantom4161
    @awesomephantom4161 2 месяца назад +22

    0:20 you could say his funny bone is broken. 😉

    • @EthanSeville
      @EthanSeville 2 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/cWSvI3F5kdQ/видео.htmlsi=DtdZ3s37nffEQ30m
      Womp womp womp

  • @OriginalCalcharo
    @OriginalCalcharo Месяц назад +3

    MERRY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's like a real life Sebastian from kuroshitsuji

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 2 месяца назад +6

    Bro crashed out so badly a monsterfker was laughing at him.

  • @ramanzombie1914
    @ramanzombie1914 Месяц назад +1

    Dude's gonna lose his shit when he finds out about voice actors having their names available to the public

  • @Skyfire-x
    @Skyfire-x 2 месяца назад +35

    The Vtuber is the person working the mic and model. As far as I'm concerned, using a Vtuber model is like putting on clothes, or even better: a costume. But on the internet, people get crazy about things that are no big deal.

    • @samuelclayhills3298
      @samuelclayhills3298 2 месяца назад +4

      Who asked tho.

    • @PopRockAndRoll
      @PopRockAndRoll 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@samuelclayhills3298 is your life so devoid of love and joy that you need to leave comments like this? Get a life, dude.

  • @joerenzi2373
    @joerenzi2373 Месяц назад +5

    Wait a second.....Bao isn't really a literal animated character? *flips table while crying and shidding pants*

  • @A_Flying_Ogre
    @A_Flying_Ogre 2 месяца назад +44

    I need more dramtic comment readings by Merryweather. That was brilliant.

  • @zarael9816
    @zarael9816 2 месяца назад +2

    When I was a kid, I always refused to believe there are people like this, and they're just memeing or joking around, etc. for the internet, but growing up seeing these kinds of things becoming frequent and witnessing the internet becoming a shithole, yeah... most people don't deserve to have internet at all and touch grass every second of their life

  • @dothingsbad2
    @dothingsbad2 2 месяца назад +46

    Wait til this guy finds out the other ways that Bao won't "stay in her lane". First she releases music as bao instead of hikarustation, then she has a podcast, then she does several irl streams, she even "played" crawly the gnome! And if he discovers hoejousama I think he'll straight-up detonate!

    • @yong9613
      @yong9613 Месяц назад +5

      AI Mary voice: "Temperature spike detected! Brave for shockwave!"

    • @joaquinnavarro4167
      @joaquinnavarro4167 Месяц назад +3

      Who's hoejousama?

    • @kamemelia
      @kamemelia Месяц назад

      @@joaquinnavarro4167 unshackled bao

    • @dothingsbad2
      @dothingsbad2 Месяц назад

      @@joaquinnavarro4167 Someone suspiciously similar to our ojou-sama but in her hoe (or "e-thot") arc (which we love for her, we don't slut-shame

  • @sugoiboi6969
    @sugoiboi6969 Месяц назад +2

    Hearing a number of these names all in the same place; Fredrik Knudsen, PrincessElle, Merryweathery, it's like having dolls from different IP's on the same shelf. I love it.

  • @TheKyrix82
    @TheKyrix82 Месяц назад +16

    I never understood cute aggression until Chibi Bao. I fucking HATE how cute she is. I don't want to HURT the Chibi, but I radiate rage in it's presence, because it is SO cute. This beats the BEEGSmol models for cuteness.