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Omg! Esmeralda is the name you choose! That’s the most white privledge statement I have heard. How do you asume a poc is even in the mix. I take most offense.
Perfect Person Caller Bingo! 1. The caller is a female in her early 20’s/in college 2. The caller will be high 3. The caller will start off the phone call by saying “Oh my god!” 4. The call will be about a relationship 5. The caller will need to sneak away to have the conversation
Not a caller specific bingo, but 1.the guest will ask if the piano track in get real loops or not (fake fans) and 2. Miles does some sort of karate maneuver to turn the light back on
Miles fully loving, supporting, and cheerleading for past Sarah as she re-lives an embarrassing situation with previous guy is really the truest of true loves.
1:01:34 "I didn't mean to!" "I feel sooooo bad :((((" MILES we have seen you hang up on people early multiple times for giggles, and now you're FRONTING because your wife is here.
@zoeyjones7496 that honestly could help a lot. And Miles could easily piece random bits of conversation together to make really funny TikToks and things like that.
Sarah is so real about the highs/lows of motherhood! Love listening to the episodes with her while I’m sitting on the couch with my newborn feeling like I’m going crazy 😅 solidarity sister!!
im so jealous of both miles and sarah because after the podcast ends they get to like live their lives with each other and they both seem like such awesome people
Sarah talking about return day including iced coffee and girl math making me think I have never had a unique experience because I am having exactly this day every couple of months. retuuuuurn day!
The marine biologist’s story is insane. I currently LIVE on a sailboat with with my boyfriend who I moved in with after like three weeks of dating, sooo… good luck, girl!
I had a prediction that every caller was going to freak when they heard Sarah was on, aaaand I was right! She's our pod bff. Yes I am proclaiming that on behalf of everyone.
I absolutely love the fact that you keep the footage in of you re-turning on the light sensory with your whole body LMAOO. really adds to the podcast for me hehe. Love the show!! have a great day :)
btw…. i’m gonna need a reading of that script on the patreon!!! i just started a creative writing grad program and holy shit!!!! my world has been rocked. i have never been so chaotic. i need to know how to become perfect at grad school like stat
Ive been binge watching... you guys are so friggin cute! I obviously dont know you... but this relationship seems so, so healthy and open and honest and loving and wonderful.
+++ for sarah’s returns day idea! tbh i recently bought some stuff i didn’t really want or need, just to get myself to return it, bc it would get me out of the apartment and exploring the new area i just moved to. and yknow what? success. i found a great mall and did some other minor shopping that paid off big time.
As someone who came from a mum who thought everything was easy (because she wasnt fully aware of her responsibilities) im so very glad to hear Sarah express what she needs to about how hard it is to raise a kid ❤
Miles... are you secretly getting money from TJs...? Or is this because the plog didn't let you finish about the beef recipe... I didn't see it on your Pinterest... 😂
It’s so hard as a parent, to talk about something that you’re struggling with, and have the other person’s response be how much they love their child. It’s like the two of you are having completely different conversations, but you also feel like you have to apologize for what you’ve just said.
Mikes I quit my job on Thursday and not gonna lie you gave me a bit of inspo. My boyfriend is now my sole provider so THAT is a lot to come to terms with but hey I may try bar tending at 28 for the first time so 🤡
Miles, what are you doing? 40 minutes to cook rice? it takes 10-15 mins in a cooker or a pot. No measuring cups needed. Rice only cooks long when you're hungry 😅
@@PerfectPerson oooh is it long-grain? You can pre-soak it to cut the time and make it fluffier. Have you tried Asian red rice? Healthier and cheaper too. Has antioxidants and less starchy. Great for losing weight ☺
It's actually a massive conspiracy theory. Basically, Miles pays into this super elitist cloning business so that he has consistent callers. He had to leave TryGuys because they found out.
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I love how Miles learns new things about Sarah every time she's on the pod
i LOOOVE when the caller starts whispering and sarah and miles start whispering
Me too!
it’s the same vibes as sharing secrets at a sleepover :)
"Literally Howdy" is the greatest thing I have heard come out of Miles mouth
"you have my scarf"
admit it Miles, it was Taylor Swift and "All Too Well" was about you.
Okay it’s time the truth came out
is it weird that even as a patron, i listen to the episode on patreon then youtube? 😂
I am in the midst of an existential crisis but somehow you two together on the pod makes it all okay♥️
Omg Miles recycling content in the same day 😭😭😭😭 love
This was soo hilarious. And oh Sarah, I feel bad. Omg. Lol.
I like how the first caller was basically their own therapist.
it’s called an ambivert, Miles
Ummm Sarah was that really seasickness or did everyone just have food poisoning?
Omg! Esmeralda is the name you choose! That’s the most white privledge statement I have heard. How do you asume a poc is even in the mix. I take most offense.
A MILES AND SARAH EPISODE 🎉🎉🎉🎉
my favorite straight people
My favorite episodes are the ones with Sarah 💛
Perfect Person Caller Bingo!
1. The caller is a female in her early 20’s/in college
2. The caller will be high
3. The caller will start off the phone call by saying “Oh my god!”
4. The call will be about a relationship
5. The caller will need to sneak away to have the conversation
All of thee above
Anyone that comments suggestions, I'll add them!
The caller will reveal information that changes everything
The caller has a friend there with them
The caller doesn't know the guest
Not a caller specific bingo, but
1.the guest will ask if the piano track in get real loops or not (fake fans) and
2. Miles does some sort of karate maneuver to turn the light back on
The caller is at work
Miles fully loving, supporting, and cheerleading for past Sarah as she re-lives an embarrassing situation with previous guy is really the truest of true loves.
Sarah lore drops this episode were absolutely fucking insane.
I LOVE how empathetic and gentle Miles is with Sarah. 🥰 my favorite couple!
omg I also noticed this! its so sweet to see how a person interacts with someone they genuinely love 🥺
1:01:34 "I didn't mean to!" "I feel sooooo bad :(((("
MILES we have seen you hang up on people early multiple times for giggles, and now you're FRONTING because your wife is here.
Hahahahah
Sarah is such a girls girl. What a queen
Umm going to need a formal apology for hanging up on me so quickly. Currently debating whether to smash that like button now😔
We tried to call you back!!! haha i cut it out of the episode because you didn't pick up, but an attempt was MADE. Thanks so much for talking to us!!
Well shit, def smashing the like button now. Thanks for calling me back!!♥️♥️
I’m Sarah pissing on a guys doorstep to avenge my friend 🤣 miles had me rolling
Sarah should be on this every week, honestly.
I don't understand how this podcast isn't already at 100,000 subscribers.
Same here it’s too funny. They should post shorts
@zoeyjones7496 that honestly could help a lot. And Miles could easily piece random bits of conversation together to make really funny TikToks and things like that.
haha, I love that Sarah is on board with robbery LOL She's such a trip_ I loveee her
Sarah is so real about the highs/lows of motherhood! Love listening to the episodes with her while I’m sitting on the couch with my newborn feeling like I’m going crazy 😅 solidarity sister!!
STAHHPPPP!! Clicked so fast as soon as I saw Sarah was on this episode!! Honestly she needs her own podcast
Sarah has lived a million lives and I love her stories
I also can’t remember phrases to save my life. The first time I said ‘Don’t shoot a gift horse in the mouth’ my husband was horrified.
Absolutely putting this in my vernacular
So… Sarah is everyone’s hero, right? I’m pretty sure that was the takeaway lesson from today.
This will always be the glue keeping my life together
im so jealous of both miles and sarah because after the podcast ends they get to like live their lives with each other and they both seem like such awesome people
Miles, please do this show as long as possible lol even when you’re like 75
That would be lit
A new Sarah and Miles episode?? What a good day
Miles, being an ambivert (an extravert and an intravert) is a thing😊
sarah is so me oh my fucking god - i support women’s rights AND wrongs!
the sarah lore we got this episode is insane
Sarah talking about return day including iced coffee and girl math making me think I have never had a unique experience because I am having exactly this day every couple of months. retuuuuurn day!
Sarah saying she is proud of Miles filled me with so much joy and I’m not even Miles ❤😊
I support women's wrongs.
HAHA Sarah's sudden reveal of peeing in front an ex's house was too hilarious
i clicked the original video and was distraught when it no longer existed, i think im emotionally attached to this show
haha my apologies! exporting error, gotta keep the uploads PERFECT. Thanks for watching!
Same!!
The marine biologist’s story is insane. I currently LIVE on a sailboat with with my boyfriend who I moved in with after like three weeks of dating, sooo… good luck, girl!
My ship name for Sarah and Miles is Smiles ❤
ngl sarah could have her own podcast with all of stories lmao I'm always TUNED IN for the tea
I had a prediction that every caller was going to freak when they heard Sarah was on, aaaand I was right! She's our pod bff. Yes I am proclaiming that on behalf of everyone.
WITCH!!
I absolutely love the fact that you keep the footage in of you re-turning on the light sensory with your whole body LMAOO. really adds to the podcast for me hehe. Love the show!! have a great day :)
The funniest part of the get real music is that he could just make a longer mix but just doesn’t xD
same with the motion sensor light
btw…. i’m gonna need a reading of that script on the patreon!!! i just started a creative writing grad program and holy shit!!!! my world has been rocked. i have never been so chaotic. i need to know how to become perfect at grad school like stat
there is so much going on in my life i feel like i could have my own episode of this show at this point
Which grad program?
There's only one person I enjoy watching more than Miles and that's Miss Sarah
miles raving over trader joe’s in both episodes this week😂
Sarah coming through with "can't sit in a chair normally" representation 46:29
Definitely a perfect opinion, frozen rice is very underrated. Ain’t nobody got time for that with a little bébé
WOMEN 👏 SUPPORTING 👏WOMEN 👏
Miles, you’re great in so many ways but I love your wife hahaha 😂
I comment this every time sarah is on the how but she is seriously my all time favorite guest ever
Adding lots of points to any ADHD person that has ever returned anything, ever. Lol
I can't remember the last time I returned something. Lol
perfect people use the FANCY RICE MAKER MILES - RICE MAKERS TAKE TWO SECONDS STOP THE MICROWAVING
OKAAYYYYYY
You two are a match made in heaven and I love listening to you guys talk!!🤗👏🏽❤
Ive been binge watching... you guys are so friggin cute! I obviously dont know you... but this relationship seems so, so healthy and open and honest and loving and wonderful.
SARAH!!! *uproarious applause*
this episode is a whale of a time 🐋
Sarah’s The Yellow Wallpaper reference was perfect
Ok this episode has me actually laughing out Loud into the universe 😭 tht caller and the commentary was great
+++ for sarah’s returns day idea! tbh i recently bought some stuff i didn’t really want or need, just to get myself to return it, bc it would get me out of the apartment and exploring the new area i just moved to. and yknow what? success. i found a great mall and did some other minor shopping that paid off big time.
I love when two perfect people come together ❤❤
Sarah should be on every episode
That Trader Joe frozen rice is the ONLY rice my 3 kids will eat lol it’s perfection.
Ummmm, Miles. Your current wife. Shes going to get U for that one. Opps😅😂
As someone who came from a mum who thought everything was easy (because she wasnt fully aware of her responsibilities) im so very glad to hear Sarah express what she needs to about how hard it is to raise a kid ❤
Not to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure the idiom you were looking for at 4:29 was not to burst your bubble
"have you heard of the lonely whale" *all bts fans light up*
(whalien 52)
ruclips.net/video/Ki1uOxj95yE/видео.htmlsi=_WCD4hKgdf5Ccvxu
Yay! I love when Sarah is on!
First time watching the RUclips version, love the set, totally fire
Not me getting cut off 5 mins into the original upload and waiting here like a puppy for the re-upload
hahaah thanks for coming back!!
I love the fact that Sarah had similar situation to each call🫶🏼hahaha I love her!
I love Sarah so fkn much. “I’m on your side”
Miles... are you secretly getting money from TJs...? Or is this because the plog didn't let you finish about the beef recipe... I didn't see it on your Pinterest... 😂
The lonely whale found a partner
GOOOOOD MORNING, PERFECT PEOPLE
GOOD MORNINGGGGG
I literally just got home from Trader Joe's with some frozen rice packs in my bag. I've been into them for years.
With a fucking title like that ya know I'm clicking...although as an avid viewer I'd be clicking anyways.
The last 5 mins or so was SO SWEET OMG YOU GUYS
Baby wake up, new perfect person episode!!!
😂 got worried when I saw it got put in private
DRAMA WAS LEAKED!!! jk i forgot to re-enable the wide cam before exporting last night
miles, youre an ambivert!!! thats what the combo is called
I DO RETURN DAY TOO! I feel so seen lol
SARAH IS AN S TIER GUEST OMG I LOVE HER
It’s so hard as a parent, to talk about something that you’re struggling with, and have the other person’s response be how much they love their child. It’s like the two of you are having completely different conversations, but you also feel like you have to apologize for what you’ve just said.
How are none of these comments about the sauna INSIDE?? 20:18
Mikes I quit my job on Thursday and not gonna lie you gave me a bit of inspo. My boyfriend is now my sole provider so THAT is a lot to come to terms with but hey I may try bar tending at 28 for the first time so 🤡
His wife kinda looks like Blake lively. No one else sees that?
youtube keeps shutting itself down when i try to watch sorry>~< promise to come back later
Miles, what are you doing? 40 minutes to cook rice? it takes 10-15 mins in a cooker or a pot. No measuring cups needed. Rice only cooks long when you're hungry 😅
BROWN takes foreverrrrr I have found. Regular rice is yeah like not bad at all
@@PerfectPerson oooh is it long-grain? You can pre-soak it to cut the time and make it fluffier. Have you tried Asian red rice? Healthier and cheaper too. Has antioxidants and less starchy. Great for losing weight ☺
CHAU ! 🐳
*Ciao!
Why won’t it play tho?? I’m home sick and desperate for gossip
SARAH EPISODE RAHHHHHHH 🎉🦅
Not gonna lie, every. single. person. who calls in sounds EXACTLY the same lol. Scam?!
It's actually a massive conspiracy theory. Basically, Miles pays into this super elitist cloning business so that he has consistent callers. He had to leave TryGuys because they found out.
I’m obsessed with Sarah
Had a dream I was your cohost last night, was disappointed when I woke up and it wasn’t real