Get Kissed Quick Scheme (w/ Will Witwer) | Perfect Person Ep. 1

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Welcome to Perfect Person, a comedy advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection with his talented friends.
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Комментарии • 307

  • @pentamerous5
    @pentamerous5 2 года назад +526

    Heartfelt, stupid, deeply personal, and dumb all perfectly combined. Thanks Miles and Will.

  • @ChelseaKay46
    @ChelseaKay46 2 года назад +16

    why is no one talking about the bathtub on the shelf?? absolutely perfect

  • @ihaveaquestion3962
    @ihaveaquestion3962 2 года назад +14

    Miles' genuine reactions to everything is such a breath of fresh air. I can't NOT be on the same emotional journey as him. And now we actually get to see his face instead of just hearing him crack up off camera! YAY! (Please don't get rid of Will. He adds a spicy flavor of chaos.)

  • @johnnycher
    @johnnycher 2 года назад +8

    Thank you RUclips algorithm! Miles, I'm sorry I don't follow you closer on all socials, but I love ya, dude. I'm happy to have another awesome Miles Produced* podcast to listen to.

  • @breathingstill
    @breathingstill 2 года назад +22

    It’s so goofy and serious that makes this so charming, KEEP IT UP I can’t wait to see how this develops!! (this sounds like some kind of review you see at the back of a book that no one really cares about from some renowned critic or a newspaper publishing company)

  • @saraa.7836
    @saraa.7836 2 года назад +8

    Just listened to the episode on Spotify and found the podcast channel. Love the Miles and Will energy! Let's go!!

  • @Kate-fm5qg
    @Kate-fm5qg 2 года назад +5

    I love this so much! Miles and Will's energy is hilarious 😂

  • @nataliehubbard6568
    @nataliehubbard6568 2 года назад +2

    “Oh sh** I left my stuff in the microwave” explanation absolutely sent me

  • @euncie5058
    @euncie5058 2 года назад +5

    yessssss congrats miles!!

  • @jamhorne
    @jamhorne 2 года назад +6

    This was wild and I loved it 😂

  • @not.chef.vincent
    @not.chef.vincent 2 года назад +6

    Great sensitive and funny duo touching on relatable situations and helping to show both sides of every experience! Big fan of both you guys❤️

  • @valerieann3972
    @valerieann3972 2 года назад +3

    Okay I honestly have some advice for the arguing that my therapist gave me!
    If someone needs a break, they need to say: I’m getting too upset and this conversation is not going to be productive. Let me go cool off, and I’ll come back to you and we can come to a resolution in x amount of time.
    That way the person gets their break & the person who wants it resolved has a timeline on when you both will work it out! 💕

  • @EmmanuelleBeaudoinRoy
    @EmmanuelleBeaudoinRoy 2 года назад +4

    Keep Will ! we like him !

  • @allisclampMN22
    @allisclampMN22 2 года назад +3

    Period king

  • @chaikristinjournals
    @chaikristinjournals 2 года назад

    Why am I only discovering this now? Love this can’t wait to hear more!!

  • @elouischeng7368
    @elouischeng7368 2 года назад +2

    This podcast is perfect. So is Will. 😍

  • @teaaaesss777
    @teaaaesss777 2 года назад

    The end with the god convo had me rollllllllin felt like I was shmokin and laughing with the homies 😩😭💭

  • @danir9736
    @danir9736 Год назад

    Love this 😂

  • @mossman15
    @mossman15 2 года назад +1

    7 min in and this gives sweet boys vibes. anther excellent podcast

  • @misslauren2825
    @misslauren2825 2 года назад

    Incompetent lab technician? LMFAO!!!!

  • @NatureLovesCompany
    @NatureLovesCompany 2 года назад

    This is gold

  • @RebeccaMundschenk
    @RebeccaMundschenk 2 года назад +2

    Did you call Sarah from the next room?

  • @gray_mckay
    @gray_mckay 2 года назад +359

    My exact brand of comedy is Miles struggling to come up with “Get Kissed Quick Scheme” while simultaneously berating and yelling at Will. Love this podcast!

    • @gray_mckay
      @gray_mckay 2 года назад +2

      21:20

    • @JuMixBoox
      @JuMixBoox 2 года назад +4

      Him just desperately trying to avoid saying "get laid" is hilarious.

  • @carolzeng5152
    @carolzeng5152 2 года назад +101

    Miles is the man in the yellow hat and Will is curious george

  • @ginacalitri8341
    @ginacalitri8341 2 года назад +190

    We need an episode with Rainie! :D The trypod afterpods are so funny that everyone needs more Miles and Rainie

  • @havennamirra6298
    @havennamirra6298 2 года назад +102

    I do love how you spend the first 10 minutes of this justifying the podcasts existence. We believe in you, Miles.

  • @mjay3613
    @mjay3613 2 года назад +177

    Please keep Will. There is no better sidekick for this show.

  • @Alwaystired48
    @Alwaystired48 Год назад +32

    The deep, horrifying silence after Will said you were uncircumcised had me snorting 😂

  • @ianjm27
    @ianjm27 2 года назад +321

    ill watch anything with miles in it bro i love this guy lmao

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  2 года назад +230

      This extremely kind compliment is just what I needed to become an unstoppable super villain.

    • @kaylyn4010
      @kaylyn4010 2 года назад +18

      @@PerfectPerson is the beginning of your villain Era *gasp*

    • @bayliearinj
      @bayliearinj 2 года назад +7

      Dude for real. So stoked on this tbh

    • @ianjm27
      @ianjm27 2 года назад +11

      @@bayliearinj yeah dude, I need a playlist of Pretty Much It videos but only the ones with miles in them

  • @alexdv9960
    @alexdv9960 2 года назад +144

    Miles calling this podcast "Perfect Person" is such a Virgo thing to do

  • @eleanorlamb1838
    @eleanorlamb1838 2 года назад +41

    Who freakin' cares about the in-laws, the moment Emily said "F baby Mario" I knew she was a perfect gal. Who wouldn't want a daughter in law that's great with kids? She's funnnnn!!!

    • @jennapatchkeady
      @jennapatchkeady 2 года назад +6

      Exactly!! Be yourself, carry yourself with confidence, stay sweet and kind (especially to that kid), and let them have whatever weird opinions about you they're gonna have, that's their problem honestly. If anything I love you Emily, and you're probably older than me, but you can be my daughter!!!!! 💕💕

  • @jenhuffine7030
    @jenhuffine7030 2 года назад +64

    I love how Miles talked about loss and how he embraced being silly and himself, because I’ve dealt with a lot of loss and I feel also like “f*ck it, I’m gonna be me”. It’s worked for me, I end up getting along with people and making them laugh, it’s like how every comedian has some messed up things going on personally, and yet they do their best to bring levity, because it’s what we all want.

    • @witchassbitch3
      @witchassbitch3 4 месяца назад

      I also found that insanely relatable and definitely explains a little bit why I relate to miles’ humor so much because not only is it my sense of humor but it’s the humor I crave from others in my life, for the exact reason he is so silly, loss.

  • @kimedwards6096
    @kimedwards6096 2 года назад +48

    The face Miles made when Will “confidently” asked someone out cracked me up. I can’t wait for more episodes.

  • @gamberlane
    @gamberlane 2 года назад +42

    Are we ever going to hear what happened with Will's date with the lawyer fan lady?!

    • @alishaw8438
      @alishaw8438 2 года назад +2

      YEAH

    • @michellecapobianco4840
      @michellecapobianco4840 2 года назад +4

      Miles..33 likes…I’m happy to be a guest, I’m just waiting on an invite. Let’s give the people what they want.

  • @PrettyMuchIt
    @PrettyMuchIt 2 года назад +9

    SCHNAPP GUEST APPEARANCE WHEN???

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  2 года назад +8

      Schnapp has an open invite on the show. He can join whenever he NEEDS

  • @alliegove1732
    @alliegove1732 2 года назад +28

    Just opened my computer in a crowded Starbucks and it autoplayed just long enough for everyone around me to hear Miles say "shut the hell up!" ( 12:40 ) hahahaha

    • @humphrje86
      @humphrje86 2 года назад +2

      hahaha that's perfect chaotic energy and probably would make Miles very happy

    • @alliegove1732
      @alliegove1732 2 года назад +2

      @@humphrje86 for real!! 😂😂

  • @emilyfoster7453
    @emilyfoster7453 2 года назад +58

    I replayed Miles’ horrified reaction to Will telling coworkers he was uncircumcised at least 5 times. I could just picture Alexandria’s reaction. So funny!

  • @sharasmith2724
    @sharasmith2724 2 года назад +37

    Casting my vote for Will to be a permanent fixture on the pod!

  • @kaitlynferguson2897
    @kaitlynferguson2897 2 года назад +39

    This is everything I dreamed it would be and more. Truly comedic superiority here.

  • @whitneysweethome.sweetkitc4765
    @whitneysweethome.sweetkitc4765 2 года назад +20

    For the Emily, with the in law situation, I just wanted to say that it took ten years to really get in with my in laws. 5 years dating, 5 years married. His parents were divorced and his mom and sisters formed this tight group with my hubs, and it was hard to get into. They were all nice to me, but also, just made plans without including me etc.
    It wasn’t until my husband had a seizure out of the blue. It was when I didn’t let him die and took care of him through the around 3 years of epilepsy adventures that followed, that I was proven worthy.
    The advice from the guys is great. Show interest in them, ask them questions about themselves, and pay attention. But, also remember to be yourself. If their son loves you, they will hopefully love you too.

  • @ChelseaKay46
    @ChelseaKay46 2 года назад +14

    the way miles sits in the chair gives major super villain vibes

  • @andreaockerman8859
    @andreaockerman8859 2 года назад +46

    Wills advice is so good though. He really puts himself in the situation.
    Dying at miles' reaction to WiIl telling their coworkers he's uncircumcised 🤣 he looked actually a little mad

    • @victreebel170
      @victreebel170 2 года назад

      What's the timestamp on the dick talk?

  • @majaa7116
    @majaa7116 2 года назад +54

    I was so excited for this. Did not disappoint. Also having Will join is the absolute cherry 🍒 on top!! 👏

  • @jovanpegues9160
    @jovanpegues9160 2 года назад +10

    President of the Miles nation fan club checking in

  • @Sheebeehungry
    @Sheebeehungry 2 года назад +16

    So gooood!! Long overdue for Miles to have his own show!! I love all the vintage vibes! And I’m excited for all co-hosts but I do hope Will comes back a lot! :)

  • @ranibowsprimkle4185
    @ranibowsprimkle4185 2 года назад +6

    That off kilter teal phone is driving me absolutely insane

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  2 года назад +8

      hahaha literally same. It bothered me so much in the edit.

  • @alishaw8438
    @alishaw8438 2 года назад +19

    I’m SO EXCITED about this, everything I needed. Kept wondering when more Miles content was coming, so so so so so happy!!! (+ hi Will, so happy you’re here too! Miles, let him stay, we love him)

  • @bakeitgood2050
    @bakeitgood2050 2 года назад +14

    Manifesting Will as the permanent co-host

  • @impedimxnta
    @impedimxnta 2 года назад +16

    i haven’t laughed so hard at a podcast maybe ever. gonna leave a voicemail tonight, i’m so excited for more!

  • @santiago242
    @santiago242 2 года назад +8

    We need Raini on this pod

  • @dannybond5084
    @dannybond5084 2 года назад +7

    I’m getting big GTA radio station vibes

  • @proteaoaxaca5204
    @proteaoaxaca5204 2 года назад +8

    GET KISSED RICH SCREAM😂😂😭😭
    Followed by “shut up will shut up Will!”

  • @AndyofRain
    @AndyofRain 2 года назад +14

    I needed more Miles content so fucking badly. Cheers PP team, you made my day.

  • @rymakesmusic
    @rymakesmusic 2 года назад +12

    genuinely the most i’ve ever laughed at any podcast, miles and will have the best energy together holy shit

  • @lofiaj
    @lofiaj 2 года назад +5

    The betrayal in Miles' face when he finds out Will told their co-workers about him being uncircumcised is way too fucking real. Love this show already.

  • @MadsterMadness
    @MadsterMadness Год назад +4

    How....the heck...did I not realize...Miles had a pod??? This is great!!
    May the nation thrive

  • @elizabethgelhar7220
    @elizabethgelhar7220 2 года назад +2

    Not me having a crush on Will Witwer... Jared Popkin and Will Witwer are dreamy as hell.

  • @callie3396
    @callie3396 2 года назад +7

    Miles, you are unbelievably cute, charming and entertaining. Sarah is a lucky lady. A little bit of advice, start using compostable paper plates, yes they make them. Wil is a cutie too.

  • @El-xq7th
    @El-xq7th 2 года назад +4

    Will gives me strong Charlie Day vibes and I love it. The chemistry here is magic and I haven't laughed so much listening to a podcast in a while 🤣😂

  • @hayliehaase
    @hayliehaase 2 года назад +8

    The best thing to come out of the try guys is miles

    • @nowthatsurban
      @nowthatsurban 2 года назад

      Miles and Keith. They could be my only dads and I'd live happily ever after.

  • @alysonsquanda4698
    @alysonsquanda4698 2 года назад +8

    The way Will laughs is my new favorite thing 😍

  • @trinaloren
    @trinaloren Год назад +2

    ur like 🤔 the moon 🤩 fr actually 😍

  • @whitneysweethome.sweetkitc4765
    @whitneysweethome.sweetkitc4765 2 года назад +2

    Love the podcast! One thing… please fix the blue phone next to Miles. It’s pulling all my focus.

  • @anad8087
    @anad8087 2 года назад +7

    Hello, I prefer the camera angle that shows the entire set, like at 27:21.

    • @kikiayanna
      @kikiayanna 2 года назад

      i agree

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  2 года назад +12

      This is good to hear! I’ll always have a multicam edit, but I will definitely use that one more often (as it is also my fav angle)

  • @victreebel170
    @victreebel170 2 года назад +3

    Please fix the aqua telephone that's tilted. Driving me crazy! Also, when Will laughs really hard he kinda flails like a toddler and it's hilarious.

  • @shaecaulfield9059
    @shaecaulfield9059 2 года назад +8

    The couch, typewriter, and vintage phones are 👌 for this perfect podcast!

  • @sarahsheldon668
    @sarahsheldon668 Месяц назад +1

    Sometimes when Will laughs he holds up his arms like an infant

  • @simplicitylost
    @simplicitylost Год назад +1

    55:51 I’ve thought of this before. I think of it like my fish tank. To my fish- I am god; I can feed them and clean their tank. I can help their lives or make them worse. There’s a lot I can do for them. But some things are out of my control. If a meteor crashes into my house, that’s not on me. I guess that makes god not omnipotent; just at a higher level than us.

  • @nowthatsurban
    @nowthatsurban 2 года назад +6

    Absolutely love Miles. He could read his grocery list and make me laugh. I also really like Will. I've only seen him on Eat The Menu but he's great! New subscriber here 👍

  • @TheFerParra
    @TheFerParra 2 года назад +4

    When I was searching for this podcast the first video to pop up is Hoobastank - The Reason which is definitely the OPPOSITE energy to this, but now I have that song stuck in my head, thanks Miles and Will... Will and Miles.. yes, that sounds better.
    K, BYEEEEEE.

  • @GiaDiamond4
    @GiaDiamond4 2 года назад +9

    I’m so happy this is happening. I’m in love with miles 🥰🥰

  • @mood_ring13
    @mood_ring13 2 года назад +8

    I knew I would like this show because I'm already a big fan of Miles and Will from The Try Guys, but I'm blown away by how much I absolutely love it! Seriously so good! Can't wait for more episodes!

  • @amberjohnson7402
    @amberjohnson7402 2 года назад +6

    I also lost my brother Dyl when he was 17. It really changes your life, but the space where empathy can be found for all human beings was forged there. Because everyone experiences pain but we can also lift one another up. ❤️ Thank you for being so sincere and candid.
    I also embrace the light and humorous sides of life 🥰

  • @miss_ayla
    @miss_ayla Год назад +1

    As someone from outside of the US, it is super weird how the presence of a foreskin is a topic of conversation for Americans. Not criticising Will in any way, it's just a cultural difference that is so weird!

  • @Youtuber-dc1fp
    @Youtuber-dc1fp 2 года назад +3

    I went for a walk and decided to listen to this podcast - BIG MISTAKE... I had to stop listening like 3 times because I was laughing out loud and feared judgement from my neighbors. Awesome episode and an awesome pod!! Can’t wait to see what’s to come :)

  • @brittnibooker5047
    @brittnibooker5047 2 года назад +1

    Why am I getting Captain Hook and Smee vibes ?

  • @brayanhinojosa2405
    @brayanhinojosa2405 2 года назад +5

    Let’s fucking go miles nation

  • @laurenscott9783
    @laurenscott9783 Год назад +1

    I'd like an "I'm a thespian you know" t shirt pls

  • @TheShauNanigans
    @TheShauNanigans 2 года назад +2

    Miles: The charm and je ne sais quoi
    RUclips captions: Shaman Genesis choir
    If that is a choir of shaman only singing Genesis music, I'm there!

  • @clarinetist18
    @clarinetist18 2 года назад +5

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. 😂 Thanks! Can't wait for the next episode. ❤

  • @jennapatchkeady
    @jennapatchkeady 2 года назад +2

    Will, I just wanna say you are absolutely beautiful, wonderful, and amazing, I think you're truly better than perfect, shrimp scampi and all. I wouldn't change a damn thing, and it's ridiculous to me that you haven't noticed how awesome you are yet. Get on board the Will is phenomenal boat please!! 💕💕
    But as a side note, yeah you probably shouldn't have told your co-workers that Miles is uncircumcised, that's not okay.

  • @hollyoshea4558
    @hollyoshea4558 2 года назад +6

    this was the best news today !! hilarious first ep i can’t wait for more :)

  • @kianathewolf
    @kianathewolf 2 года назад +5

    Ugh i wish i could binge this

  • @NatFallsAlot
    @NatFallsAlot 2 года назад +6

    So excited for this podcast!!! Gonna be a new favorite for me for sure

  • @dance1dlove
    @dance1dlove 2 года назад +3

    so sad i can’t marry both or either of you. truly tragic for me personally

  • @jjvaughn1873
    @jjvaughn1873 2 года назад +4

    Y’all need to be better at not cracking up 😂😂😂 I mean it’s hilarious!! Y’all have such good chemistry and not being able to finish a sentence is amazing. Absolutely hilarious and I loved it. Post one every day lol.

  • @anad8087
    @anad8087 2 года назад +3

    I will only be viewing god as an incompetent lab technician from here on out.

  • @andyqv-goodvibes1900
    @andyqv-goodvibes1900 2 года назад +4

    this is my new favorite podcast. that final bit with the sad music killed me. lol. all of it. shrimp scampi mess of a shirt included lol THANK YOU!

  • @adriennechrislady
    @adriennechrislady 2 года назад +1

    Uh, Valerie? I think she knows you're into her.

  • @justjustinedesign
    @justjustinedesign 2 года назад +5

    This was great, love getting more of Miles! Pure Genius and brought a smile to my face.

  • @KrisTess
    @KrisTess 2 года назад +3

    i hope we all can benefit from the kind of unhinged compassionate people-loving chaos that miles (and will) provides in spades. miles is so tender and funny in his performance persona, i've always found his comedy the perfect mix of cringe/dark/self deprecating--he should be super famous by now and i can't wait to see what good things are to come.

  • @angryangryalice
    @angryangryalice 2 года назад +4

    Between the calling in for advice and the laughter every five seconds I'm convinced this is the Car Talk of the modern era. Y'all are a regular Click and Clack over here and I'm obsessed 🙌

  • @annahenson5116
    @annahenson5116 2 года назад +7

    Gave the Spotify a 5 star 😎

  • @aprylcanales3310
    @aprylcanales3310 Год назад +2

    Love this freaking pod! Will and Miles are the Perfect duo! The bit with Miles, Will, and Sarah was amazing, stoked for more

  • @annab4992
    @annab4992 2 года назад +4

    Absolutely loved it! Funny but also full of warmth 🧡 thank you, Miles & Will 🙌

  • @marissaann1209
    @marissaann1209 2 года назад +1

    VALERIE PLS GIVE AN UPDATE T_T

  • @staciahogen1480
    @staciahogen1480 2 года назад +4

    Best thing that could ever happen to me on a work day

  • @kaleidoscopic_star
    @kaleidoscopic_star 2 года назад +4

    Exited for this podcast!!! Can't wait for the next episode!!! ✨🌟

  • @melirose89
    @melirose89 2 года назад +4

    I’m here king

  • @cindi7411
    @cindi7411 2 года назад +4

    Definitely a fan of the Miles Nation. This episode was so good! Can’t wait to listen to more!