booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh) | Perfect Person Ep. 55
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
- Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.
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that last call has me in TEARS. please turn “shut up DAVID we’re on the podcast !!!” into a sound bite. the people are RIOTING.
the last callers screaming "BURN ITTTT" made me giggle so much what silly people i love them
make that to a sound
absolutely obsessed with everyone in the haunted cat house
They need their own podcast, or at least a correspondent segment on THIS show
@@PerfectPersonPaws on the Ground w Moira, Beef, and DAYvehdddd
Kelsey, Will and Rainie are the BEST episodes lmao
Anyways we need “Burnn ittt” and “Booty call panic attack” merch 😂😂
"Do you think I fuggin know what day it is or do I just know what VIBE it is?" Kelsey effin Darragh, queen of Good Vibes Only.
I loved that quote. It needs to be on a t-shirt!
I would like to see Kelsey, Sarah, and Rainie together on the show. I just feel like the vibe would be several types of chaos, and Miles would be in fear at the supreme energy
Amazing idea omg
That third call was absolutely perfect for a Kelsey week, I cackled so loud I startled wild life.
Miles, that was the best record scratch sound effect timing of your entire podcast career.
Moira, Beef, and "Ew, David!" are giving me life. Between this and the Jonas Brothers concert announcement, my life force has been sustained until *at least* the end of the year.
i gotta wait like 10 minutes until my lunch is ready then imma chow down to this eppy
We love a watch and chow
@@PerfectPerson more like a ciao and chow !!
"Touch them! Touch my pants!" That's an incredibly strong start.
LOVED the episode!!! the callers were so funny and kelsey is a great guest i love her. miles and you’re a perfect person as always!
It's hereeee. And it's a Kelsey episode? ✨Perfection✨
The fact that Miles said this video title was going to be the title and Kelsey said people were going to think it's about her... she's right! I did think that lmao. Love you two when you're in a room together!
Also, the booty-call roommate truly does have the sweetest voice. I literally reacted the same way as Miles and Kelsey. But her roommate is such a supportive friend, it's so wholesome. But the final callers! I nearly spat out or choked on my pizza trying not to laugh too hard. Amazing episode!
Thank you for that “Get Real” section about de realization. I have been experiencing this lately and I freaked out but it’s new to me. It’s exactly how you describe it. I feel so “OFF” and it’s wild. So thank you❤
Also, I have been trying to be grateful for my whole self and love my whole self. Thank you for talking about being alone with your thoughts.
To the first caller - don’t go back! Lol a toxic workplace with adult women who act like they’re in high school only gets worse 😅
True that!!!
But she could probably use a job! We can't always leave toxic workplaces without keeping financial safety in mind. I worry about her because she wasn't being responsible with how she quit. If these people gossip between each other like they do, that's gonna reach your other workplaces. The best thing to do is leave with a 2 week notice AND make sure you have another job lined up! Not everyone can afford to leave a stable job.
@@herb_rolls3929 we don’t know if she needs the job, where her finances are or if she needs their referral. From my experience, if you can leave, it’s not worth your mental health
I hope the second caller shares this episode with her booty call back out guy
please add "burnnnnnn ittttttttt" to the soundboard
I love how unscripted this podcast is and how into these phone calls everyone gets. You and the guests are just all for the drama, the unexpected situations people are on when you call them and extra people who turn up in the call.
the ending segment was actually so special to hear, i live with a dissociative disorder and also really struggle with derealization and use very similar tools to cope with it. it made me feel seen and understood and less weird🥰
This episode may be my favorite, I was 💀. Also 💡Miles should really make skits based on some of these calls, a recreation of the scene videos.
(Side note: love kelsey).
This episode has such great energy, the callers were hilarious, Kelsey is a perfect pod-guest, it's litmas all year long right here at the perfect person pod🎅
Kelsey was the reason I got the courage to go to the doctor for my anixety and other issues
Miles brushed past "Sauced up, doggy style." way too quickly.
my heart goes out to kelsey with the derealization bc same...dont slap too hard i hope it improves
cold showers help me just a suggestion for anyone else struggling to try
My favorite characters from Schitt’s Creek: Moira, David, and Beef
The energy Kelsey brings to this podcast gives me such joy
I love your podcast! I suffer from anxiety and when you talk about it in the show it makes me feel seen. Most things I watch are to hell me ground myself and your show does that.
What a fabulous episode. So funny, had me howling with laughter. What a treat to listen to while I knit myself a stripey little scarf.
CAN I JUST SAY!
It's refreshing not having YT ads play interrupting the video. So thank you for that.
Kelsey and Miles is an elite pairing. So entertaining! 👏
I’m gonna need an episode with Kelsey and Brittany Broski as the guests like yesterday!
A WIIIIDDDDEEEEEE RADIUSSSSS 😭😭
Lmao when they shouted david we are on the podcast instantly thought david from schitts Creek
He gave off the same energy, too.
Kelsey talking about derealization is soooo real. I hate it when it happens, cuz it means i'm at my limit and I mean... i have to work xD
I’m crying trying to contain my laughter at work
9:08 and I just need to pause and comment that Miles and Kelsey are perhaps my favourite duo ever. Kelsey is just a ball of chaos and she pairs so well with the cotton ball fluffball that is Miles.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST EP. SO FAR
I NEED KELSEY AND WILL TOGETHER MILES
I have depersonalization and derealization too! grounding techniques definitely help with episodes, I have these Ice Breakers DUO mints that reallly help me
“Keepers of Chanel’s Soul”☠️
😅 45:43 I cried laughing at this. I just watched your Jonny Cakes episode and am now here. I haven't laughed this much during a podcast in a hot minute. I have so much to catch up on!
Great pod. Love the Kelsey / Miles combo. You two could totally have your own podcast
I’m in office listening to the podcast .. last call was hilarious.. I couldn’t control my laughter that I have to stop listening .. save it for later when i get back to my home
I love when Kelsey is on!!
patiently waiting for the day i have a problem messy enough to call u about
"Been there. Done that. Smoked it. Fucked it." 🤯 Ok but where is THAT merch?!
booty call panic attack is gunna be my band name
Omg it’s so nice to see the Kelsey x Miles Crossover! Such fun ❤
So excited for this one!! Just subscribed to Patreon but I need more of this
you and kelsey are literally so fucking funny together and I would LOVE to watch/listen to y'all talk shit for an hour pLEASE make that happen I'd die
I LOVE the Kelsey and Miles Combo!
The calls just gets crazier each call omfg i'm crying buy the end of call lol
love all the videos but this one was so fun!!
This is was an amazing episode. Literally laughing out loud 😂
I won’t rest until Joyce is on the pod
Miles makes my Wednesday once again and 100% better with Kelsey
Kelsey’s retreat sounds amazing and actually helpful for mental health
16 seconds in and they're already arguing. im here for it.
This is the best podcast yet! 😂 and I can’t with the cat haunting, too good!
Highlight of my week
Thank youuuuuuu
I love when Kelsey is the guest!
This gave the laugh I so needed
ahhhh my favorite chaotic duo
the 3rd callers have me cracking up in public 😂😂😂😂
this ep was too good
Sauced Up, Doggystyle
Top tier episode🎉
Was that a Hey Donna/Will Neff reference from Kelsey!!! Hell yeah!
Live to see Kelsey on
Also day 1 of asking Miles to have Arisce back, just watched the old episode yesterday and laughed so f*ing hard
That last call was absolute chaos, in the best possible way, and that's why we listen. *slow clap*
NAKED PAINTING YES
I was exercising all throughout this episode and looked briefly at the screen. You honestly did not do kelseys outfit justice. Omfg girl you look insane. Lmao.
i loved
“Zero grip on these shoes” -amazing
“The ropes are TikTok” is actually extremely wise and a very underrated moment from this podcast!
Kelsey please make a version of what you are wearing as guilty pleasures’ merch! 🎉❤
Ah Kelsey, as a schizo i really wanna say thank you for talking about derealisation ❤
KELSEY! Love her
I fucking love the Miles and Kelsey show. ❤
I can't believe that there is another person who had a tinder match from 4 years and finally got to meet for a hookup this year. What are the odds?!
I am fucking howling at the ghost cat call. Holy shit! Miles you NEED a regular spooky segment, your paranormally possessed perfecters are unhinged in the best ways!
Meghan Reinks would be an excellent associate/guest co-host for an episode. I love her podcast "Don't Blame Me" which is literally an advice show.
@kelseydarragh whereeeeee is your outfit from??? I absolutely love it and need it in my life even though Miles said you look like you are wearing a parachute 😂😂
Also the beauty of white pants is all the stains. I only buy white pants with a lot of stains on them already
You are the art miles. The canvas for the world to paint
Love that kelseys back but also omg Miles on his fashion bitch alyx slay???
Hahahah I got this new shirt and I do feel like a fashionista
Jamaican summer for Miles with those white jeans 🇯🇲
To the tune of Burning Down the House, sing it with me,
Verse
That ash, maybe once was a kitty/ Or worse, it could have been a human. / It's time to put that shit to rest. /Burn that box of ash.
Chorus
You think it's taking all your shit, maybe you just misplaced it.
There is no way to know.
It's overstayed it's welcome still/ The dead don't pay the power bill
So that ash got to go
That's all I got. Love your show so much.
Booty call back out, to the tune of Beauty school drop out from Grease 😂
I absolutely would also DIE if you called and it was kelsey ❤
As a non-American, the last call seals the deal of Florida, is indeed, a different kind of crazy omfg
45:40 literally laughing in public 😂
Last call has to go in the PP hall of fame 💀
Yall need a podcast called b*tch perfect ❤
Kelsey asking where to put her feeling with her arms outstretched in a squirrel suit is hysterical. You could probably fit them in there, Kels.
KELSI Please make this retreat come true. I would LOVE to be of help with it, too! Of all seriousness lol I am a Bad Bitch with a mental health list 😂 But spreading the love & light to others who have also experienced hard life. Healing through the fire 🔥 💞
This is a request to have Byrdie on/a potential pupcast
As an Aquarius swinger- felt this
Channel giveth, and channel taketh away