Dressing in late 14th century armour

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @lucaswoods1725
    @lucaswoods1725 3 года назад +8718

    “I bet your mom still dresses you!”
    “Well yes Kevin, it is plate armor.”

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 3 года назад +428

      Ah, yes! Sir Kevin! The douchest of knights of the round table!

    • @rettyrex2401
      @rettyrex2401 3 года назад +116

      It's usually was a squire who would arm there knight or lord

    • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
      @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 3 года назад +249

      @@rettyrex2401 Indeed. But Sir Lucas of the House of Woods would prefer his mother to dress him in his armour.

    • @soposh5673
      @soposh5673 3 года назад +21

      Armour*

    • @kaiba3612
      @kaiba3612 3 года назад +112

      Getting armed up by mom gives you 50% confidence boost and 60% bravery

  • @travismadore7924
    @travismadore7924 5 лет назад +17308

    (finishes putting armor on)
    "Squire.."
    "Yes milord?"
    "...I need to pee"

    • @perun5984
      @perun5984 5 лет назад +2656

      During battle they just peed in pants, that was common, not normal but common

    • @heyheymmamma
      @heyheymmamma 5 лет назад +1511

      @@perun5984 coward knights. İf they were brave, they would wear nothing

    • @chrisgeorg1523
      @chrisgeorg1523 5 лет назад +1427

      @@perun5984 what if they wanted to take a shit?

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 5 лет назад +1096

      FETCH ME THE BLOODY BREST PLATE STRETCHER

    • @peepeeswiggy9149
      @peepeeswiggy9149 5 лет назад +926

      @@chrisgeorg1523 all eras of medieval European armor easily allowed for the wearer to shit/piss with ease, even with codpiece. This was, however, due to the need to ride comfortably on horseback; because if the alternative to being able to take a comfortable shit is potentially dying, most knights would probably opt to just wash the armor after tbh.

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 3 года назад +3330

    "So what should I wear for our interview?"
    "Sir, we have no official dress code. Wear anything you're comfortable with."
    "Hmmm...."

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf 3 года назад +154

      Imagine actually going to a job interview dressed like that? it seems fun

    • @iurycauffman2820
      @iurycauffman2820 3 года назад +25

      @@Starlight-by3cf Apesar de que provavelmente você não pegaria o emprego

    • @papa_squat
      @papa_squat 3 года назад +76

      "Sir... When can you start?"

    • @luisfukumoto6838
      @luisfukumoto6838 3 года назад +51

      @@papa_squat when the queen orders it

    • @DaviSilva-oc7iv
      @DaviSilva-oc7iv 3 года назад +9

      @@iurycauffman2820 por qué respondeste em português?

  • @r.fo.839
    @r.fo.839 11 месяцев назад +375

    I can’t even imagine how powerful it must feel to be wearing something so mighty

    • @SomerandomShmuck
      @SomerandomShmuck 6 месяцев назад +26

      1:07 notice his face after putting on the chain mail before the helmet, you can tell he’s mentally preparing himself to feel the power of a warrior in an era of weak men

    • @RabidWildCreature
      @RabidWildCreature 4 месяца назад

      @@SomerandomShmuck the fuck

  • @afamiliarcatfromafamiliarg857
    @afamiliarcatfromafamiliarg857 3 года назад +5060

    Top ten reasons why gunpowder should have never been discovered- 1. Armor cool

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 3 года назад +116

      Hey J’zargo

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 3 года назад +273

      Says the one who wears mage robes instead of armour.

    • @spacechimp3199
      @spacechimp3199 3 года назад +38

      Modern combat armour cooler

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 3 года назад +251

      @@spacechimp3199 does modern combat armour have chainmail þat covers þe weak spots?

    • @fjk1728
      @fjk1728 3 года назад +1

      te faltaron 9

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 4 года назад +10660

    How society wants men to dress: slim fit suit, good shoes, nice watch.
    How we really want to dress:

    • @commandericeman8588
      @commandericeman8588 4 года назад +377

      Ain't that the truth.

    • @cactus4289
      @cactus4289 4 года назад +121

      Faxx

    • @commandericeman8588
      @commandericeman8588 4 года назад +220

      But if one truly wishes to be invincible and live forever, put on the whole armor of God [Ephesians 6:10-18] and cover oneself with the sacrificial blood of Jesus Christ, that is far more important than being draped in any metal.

    • @Kinko315
      @Kinko315 3 года назад +63

      YES. And I'm digging the samurai one. Their armor is Lit!

    • @voltgaming2213
      @voltgaming2213 3 года назад +39

      Living my dark future yes, I tried samurai armour in Japan,it’s so lit but heavy than a hoodie

  • @DJSbros
    @DJSbros 5 лет назад +6622

    I wonder if people 800 years from now will be putting on Van's and a sweater in a video titled Dressing in the 21st century.

    • @kylewang2762
      @kylewang2762 5 лет назад +96

      Hilarious 😂

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 5 лет назад +584

      I bet, since people in the future will use holographic clothes.
      "Oh, they used physical clothing... how primitive."

    • @Usun12
      @Usun12 5 лет назад +69

      Probably for a meme...

    • @David-ni5hj
      @David-ni5hj 5 лет назад +226

      It would be with military gear just like this but yeah

    • @cpgrace1902
      @cpgrace1902 5 лет назад +85

      We will all be dead by then

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 2 года назад +153

    That pin in the belt was such a neat little detail I love it

  • @Not_Octopus
    @Not_Octopus 3 года назад +6641

    I love how everything has a buckle. Except the belt.

    • @sindhukumar752
      @sindhukumar752 3 года назад +128

      Woww...the observation

    • @99teteu1
      @99teteu1 3 года назад +296

      probably the lether would stretch from the weight of the sword with time, since buckles have a very small pressure point. But i really dont know what im talking about here, just a wild shot

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 3 года назад +119

      @@99teteu1 Ehhh, I mean if the belt is of super poor quality yeah, but knights could probably afford to have decent enough leather to be able to handle the weight of a sword.
      I think the reason is as simple as fashion, and a coat of arms. That belt is supposed to be a coat of arms like the necklace thing he put on so a buckle would ruin it. Knights wanted to look good while fighting.

    • @franciscoscaramanga9396
      @franciscoscaramanga9396 3 года назад +44

      @@MelonMafia1 It's likely about the weight of the sword.
      Modern gunbelts have stiffeners of some kind to prevent the belt from deforming under the weight of attached equipment. I'd imagine this is likely the same idea.
      Also, fashion.

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 3 года назад +9

      @@franciscoscaramanga9396 I mean, you can still certainly holster your gun in a regular buckle belt. You don't need a tactical belt to attach a holster. A lot of people carry with a regular belt.

  • @TheDoctorFromArknights
    @TheDoctorFromArknights 3 года назад +3580

    Ironically, You can actually move pretty well inside a suit of armour, hollywood depicts a suit of armour as heavy, bulky, hard to move, while in reality it was made and modified to benefit as much movement as possible without losing the protection part, so yes you can roll in a suit of armour, Dark souls was right.

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 2 года назад +547

      Full plate armour of a knight is actually lighter than the modern soldier. yet hollywood shows those soldiers who are actually using heavier stuff to be the feather weight butterflies. XD

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights 2 года назад +116

      @@anonymousfortunes2970 yeah it's not like it's 1-2 inches Thick Or made up of Titanium

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 2 года назад +190

      @@TheDoctorFromArknights exactly. Not to mention the entire weight of the suit is distributed throughout the entire body. And also you didn't need huge thick plates of metal, If the steel was on the spectrum of better quality you only needed a few millimeters of steel It'll work just fine. The problem I have with this video is he has a chainmail shirt, a plate chestplate, a chainmail hood. The coat ontop, and then the helmets chainmail. Armour isn't exactly heavy but damn all that chainmail still on your shoulders is like- it doesn't quite feel necessary. I also realize his chainmail shirt I don't think I saw a belt to hold the weight on his stomach. Sure he had the "belt" on the coat. But that belt was held by a pin and seemed a lil loose. It's not tight to his body so also the weight of that chainmail shirt is on his shoulders.

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights 2 года назад +18

      @@anonymousfortunes2970 I think it's an Extra Layer of Armour (The Chainmail I mean), if the Plate fails the Chain is there, more of a Safety Feature.

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 2 года назад +33

      @@TheDoctorFromArknights that isn't a bad idea it would serve its purpose. But adding all that armour on your shoulders is still weight you'll be burdened with carrying. Honestly I'd sacrifice that part of the armour for a little less weight on me. I suppose it's just preference rather than it seeming like a mistake.

  • @undertyped1
    @undertyped1 4 года назад +6282

    I kinda wish guns got nerfed, so steel armor could make a comeback.

    • @jackcraven8345
      @jackcraven8345 4 года назад +434

      Sandy Hooker early guns didn’t kill armor economics did

    • @laniusmaxon5281
      @laniusmaxon5281 4 года назад +260

      Or maybe make armor out of a stronger metal material we dont know about or haven't invented yet.

    • @undertyped1
      @undertyped1 4 года назад +450

      @@laniusmaxon5281 We already have armor that can stop bullets, but guns are too easy to use. How many bows/crossbows can shoot ten thousand rounds a minute?

    • @chloeomg3021
      @chloeomg3021 4 года назад +30

      Jack Craven look at our user names that’s interesting...

    • @gunide
      @gunide 4 года назад +51

      @Machina_Dom There already was bullet proof armor back then. Around the time guns were being used in battle.

  • @Joe-my6go
    @Joe-my6go Год назад +441

    Bro has that Henry of Skalitz drip

    • @ohyoo1208
      @ohyoo1208 7 месяцев назад +44

      I feel quite hungry.

    • @cybercrusader420
      @cybercrusader420 6 месяцев назад +42

      Jesus Christ be praised!

    • @lantruongtuan582
      @lantruongtuan582 6 месяцев назад +27

      Henry's come to see us!

    • @mailman6196
      @mailman6196 5 месяцев назад +16

      Hal! Good to see you.

    • @caiobruno8006
      @caiobruno8006 5 месяцев назад +15

      Our glory be to Jesus Christ

  • @rogue_hunterspz4415
    @rogue_hunterspz4415 3 года назад +9418

    When she says she's into middle aged men

  • @migueldeblas7874
    @migueldeblas7874 4 года назад +15318

    That's how men would dress without social pressure.

    • @leodiama8125
      @leodiama8125 3 года назад +936

      I would dress like this if I've got the bread

    • @niklasfischer3915
      @niklasfischer3915 3 года назад +833

      And with 15K to spend on armour....

    • @AlbinoKneecaps
      @AlbinoKneecaps 3 года назад +731

      Literally the only thing stopping you from doing this is money. Everyone would find it cool not weird

    • @Imbecile_crazy_philosopher
      @Imbecile_crazy_philosopher 3 года назад +156

      They replaced it with physical pressure tho

    • @heerosefffinchannel5387
      @heerosefffinchannel5387 3 года назад +359

      Men would also dress like clone troopers from star wars

  • @uptamistik
    @uptamistik 4 года назад +4839

    Men in 2020: God i hate tying my shoe laces everyday.
    Men in 1400:

    • @McLarenMercedes
      @McLarenMercedes 4 года назад +196

      If by "men" you mean a few high-ranking knights who *could afford* a body armor (most Medieval era soldiers had no armor and would be lucky to have stolen a chainmail armor from a killed knight) and the few times they actually went into war, while spending 99% of their adult lives not wearing them, then sure. Also only the nobility and their hired mercenaries went to war back then. The by far most common class of people during the feudal era were peasants who grew crops, tended sheep and chopped timber for their landlords. And no, Medieval peasants never participated in wars.
      Last of all. Medieval nobility also had personal assistants helping them getting dressed up in armor before a battle. Those were called a squire.
      Great comparison you're making there.

    • @crabtoast5370
      @crabtoast5370 4 года назад +246

      @@McLarenMercedes r/woooshh

    • @McLarenMercedes
      @McLarenMercedes 4 года назад +74

      @@crabtoast5370 Bad and infantile jokes are always the hallmark of kids and cretins. Tell me, what good is a meme or a joke if it's vapid? No clever witticism. It's just online pap. So r/whoosh yourself.

    • @crabtoast5370
      @crabtoast5370 4 года назад +187

      @@McLarenMercedes dude chill not all jokes are for kids, we're human we need to laugh sometimes. Besides its fun making jokes so if you dont like jokes then fuck off

    • @interestingusername1049
      @interestingusername1049 4 года назад +32

      1300s

  • @somethingunderthestars
    @somethingunderthestars 2 года назад +206

    I can't believe how great these armors looked. Absolute masterpieces!

  • @ericspencer8093
    @ericspencer8093 2 года назад +2388

    Watching these videos of people getting dressed in authentic pre-industrial era clothing has made me realize just how life-changing the invention of buttons and zippers were.

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 2 года назад +190

      Look at how many buckles are in the suit. what you're saying is so true but at that time it was buckles that were amazing. they're secure like knots, fast to use, and sturdy. they did actually have buttons at that time but I believe they were cloth buttons. but in more modern times better buttons and zippers were the replacement of the many buckle you'd see in their clothing. that and also just two strings to tie XD

    • @unoqualunque993
      @unoqualunque993 2 года назад +77

      Bruh, buttons were already a thing.

    • @adamhopper2251
      @adamhopper2251 2 года назад +2

      @@unoqualunque993 The Question is ; do you know what of medieval song is this on Ola Onsrud?
      Can anybody give me a hint?

    • @patrickkirby6580
      @patrickkirby6580 2 года назад +13

      Also everything was at much higher quality back then because it was made by professional craftsmen not machines

    • @adamhopper2251
      @adamhopper2251 2 года назад +2

      @@patrickkirby6580 Well that's alright.
      It doesn't matter what song was.

  • @ayylmaotv
    @ayylmaotv 5 лет назад +1602

    This new kingdom come deliverance update is insane

    • @Trisin-m3i
      @Trisin-m3i 5 лет назад +2

      Lol wut ?

    •  5 лет назад +22

      It's an medieval game

    • @Andrew85or
      @Andrew85or 5 лет назад +49

      Finally took care of the clipping issue.

    • @Pondimus_Maximus
      @Pondimus_Maximus 5 лет назад +62

      Hey! Henry’s come to see us!

    • @SealofApprovalTWU
      @SealofApprovalTWU 5 лет назад +26

      @Filip Ulrich its alot better now. You should give it a try.

  • @guillermoochoadeaspuru625
    @guillermoochoadeaspuru625 3 года назад +3988

    It must be terrifying to fight against a well equipped and highly trained knight.

    • @diegoalejandrolondono6916
      @diegoalejandrolondono6916 3 года назад +859

      also that plate armor is not common at all, almost nobody can afford that, that dude is wearing like a ferrari, and some people just went to war wearing a potato sack

    • @maranathashalom9402
      @maranathashalom9402 3 года назад +498

      Imagine training all your life to become a knight, dressing up for 2 hours, riding into battle for 3 days and then a skilled archer shoots an arrow right in your face through the helmet. Seriously, imagine! :)

    • @Not_A_CIA_Agent
      @Not_A_CIA_Agent 3 года назад +575

      @@maranathashalom9402 Archers were detested for this reason. "To take an opponent's life from a cowardly safe distance was the antithesis of chivalric conduct."

    • @maranathashalom9402
      @maranathashalom9402 3 года назад +88

      @@Not_A_CIA_Agent Dude don't give awesome quotes without source :D I wanna know who said that! I know for a fact that it wasn't Rammus

    • @Not_A_CIA_Agent
      @Not_A_CIA_Agent 3 года назад +214

      @@maranathashalom9402 Dr. Ralph Moffat, A Companion to Chivalry, Chapter 9 : Arms and Armour

  • @TheKawaiifan
    @TheKawaiifan 8 месяцев назад +18

    As an artist trying to learn to draw armor, seeing each layer and how it all comes together feels incredibly helpful. Thanks for posting this

  • @sirlogan4786
    @sirlogan4786 4 года назад +2582

    “How many layers of chains do you need?”
    “Yes.”

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 4 года назад +121

      The chainmail Aventail that hangs off the helmet around his neck has a layer of gambeson under it for padding to keep his neck safe from blunt trauma too.

    • @levisanchez1582
      @levisanchez1582 4 года назад +8

      "Yes"

    • @sadlife8495
      @sadlife8495 3 года назад +44

      @@shockwave6213 ikr chain mail is so OP always use it even when full plate is available

    • @flef6514
      @flef6514 3 года назад +58

      @@sadlife8495 I have never heard a sane person try and go in full plate and say “You know, I’ll leave my chainmail behind today.”

    • @noimnot6385
      @noimnot6385 3 года назад +6

      How tf can sword pierce it

  • @uber-trooper4162
    @uber-trooper4162 3 года назад +777

    I swear the way this armor sounds while moving is so satisfying

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 2 года назад +18

      Now imagine an Legion of Knights marching together.

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl 2 года назад +16

      @@cjmartinez8318 Death by ASMR.

    • @cha_hoe
      @cha_hoe Год назад +4

      @@cjmartinez8318 i’m gladly taking that, thank you

  • @abercrombiejolie7522
    @abercrombiejolie7522 4 года назад +3158

    The armor probably felt great to wear when it was cold, but probably felt like hell in the summer months

    • @ultranium7414
      @ultranium7414 3 года назад +462

      thats why , ''full plate'' wasnt used in some civilisations

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck 3 года назад +250

      @@ultranium7414 Chain mail and lamella would be just as hellish in those conditions.

    • @ultranium7414
      @ultranium7414 3 года назад +44

      @@censorduck sorry that's just wrong

    • @ultranium7414
      @ultranium7414 3 года назад +47

      Maille is way more cooler than plate.

    • @noone6766
      @noone6766 3 года назад +77

      @@ultranium7414 I’ll have to disagree with you there.

  • @vamsidyjecinski7144
    @vamsidyjecinski7144 Год назад +9

    I’ve been rewatching this video for the past 3 years and I am in love with it. Thank you so much for sharing all the beautiful details of how this armour was assembled. Amazing quality, amazing experience. Thank you

  • @orionphalynx6192
    @orionphalynx6192 3 года назад +1370

    The look on his face suggests he's suiting up for a battle that he knows he won't return from.

    • @toha1729
      @toha1729 3 года назад +15

      Yeah

    • @PointnShootMovies
      @PointnShootMovies 3 года назад +6

      Yeah

    • @lucaswoods1725
      @lucaswoods1725 3 года назад +108

      He could just be English

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 3 года назад +7

      A new crusade maybe ^^

    • @n3gi_
      @n3gi_ 3 года назад +35

      With that much Armour, I highly doubt. Pawns without any Armour die in battles, knights live and fight many battles.

  • @hansalauya9315
    @hansalauya9315 4 года назад +1385

    *now imagine if he forgot to press record*

  • @witcher_helms5144
    @witcher_helms5144 4 года назад +726

    Alternative Title: Middle Aged Man Absolutely Styles on Every Single Person Within a 30 Mile Radius.

  • @ladondracorex7679
    @ladondracorex7679 Год назад +98

    That man is 100% immune to slashing damage

    • @deusvult8251
      @deusvult8251 6 месяцев назад +1

      99%*

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 6 месяцев назад +1

      Well blunt force is a thing and swords also have it.

    • @Madi_Ernar
      @Madi_Ernar 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ChadKakashi nah. Full plate armor gives you full immunity against swords. And incredibly high protection against any other weapon. That's why it was more efficient to shoot for the legs and take the opponent down, it allows you to use a special dagger on the eye slits, arm pits or crotch.

    • @itswoozy9785
      @itswoozy9785 5 месяцев назад

      Your right but there’s weaknesses in the armor at the joints and the armor looks quite thin so stabbing damage is at a +

    • @e1presidente868
      @e1presidente868 4 месяца назад +2

      @@itswoozy9785Nah it’s hardened steel no sword penetrates plated armor thats its whole purpose and the reason sword weren’t really used against heavily armed opponents.

  • @puppet1show626
    @puppet1show626 5 лет назад +855

    What fashion companies sell to men:
    *Suits*
    What men really want:

    • @JSerrato289
      @JSerrato289 5 лет назад +2

      It's still technically a suit

    • @JSerrato289
      @JSerrato289 5 лет назад +1

      @Gray Kin no it is not. Suit means an ensemble of garment all made from the same material. Hence the phrase "a suit of armor". English tailored suits are derived from armor, they make the wearer feel like they are in armor when not actually in a set.

    • @theturtle9724
      @theturtle9724 5 лет назад

      Puppet1Show As a human I can agree.

  • @edl4114
    @edl4114 5 лет назад +791

    This video could also be titled "Preparing for Black Friday."

  • @GunWalkyrie
    @GunWalkyrie 5 лет назад +4347

    That still takes less time than my wife takes to dress up everyday.

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 5 лет назад +70

      I'm dead xD

    • @daestka5512
      @daestka5512 5 лет назад +16

      😂 best comment !

    • @AAce_87
      @AAce_87 5 лет назад +62

      Wife: "Honey I'm ready"
      *Change my mind*
      "Just wait a sec it'll a couple more hours"

    • @Berked2Hard
      @Berked2Hard 5 лет назад +27

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER WIFE JOKE ABOUT WIFE TAKING TOO LONG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @kirra9152
      @kirra9152 5 лет назад +4

      Tell me again about makeup.

  • @PigeonDude
    @PigeonDude 11 месяцев назад +9

    Men don’t mind dressing in formal suits, but these are the real suits we want to wear.

    • @lowrhyan567
      @lowrhyan567 11 месяцев назад +2

      The masculine urge to go to job with this.

    • @PigeonDude
      @PigeonDude 10 месяцев назад

      @@lowrhyan567yes. That masculine urge is all in us.

  • @bozonini
    @bozonini 5 лет назад +1202

    Oh, I thought you just open your inventory, right click on the armor and then choose the "equip" option

    • @AAZAZELHAZEL
      @AAZAZELHAZEL 5 лет назад +59

      Niko this guy is just doing an equipping slow run.

    • @estrellazul5999
      @estrellazul5999 5 лет назад +6

      Dark Souls, right?

    • @IC-yu7yd
      @IC-yu7yd 5 лет назад +4

      @@estrellazul5999 no minecraft i think

    • @dweetsauce8513
      @dweetsauce8513 5 лет назад +6

      warship gaming channel channel Skyrim

    • @yourmum966
      @yourmum966 5 лет назад +8

      No, this is a mod

  • @millard681
    @millard681 5 лет назад +1739

    Girls: Omg your dress is so cute
    Boys: Here ye here ye, my lad hath thy greatest armor in the lands

    • @milevs
      @milevs 5 лет назад +15

      Millard
      Underrated comment lmao

    • @vorpalchoppers
      @vorpalchoppers 5 лет назад +14

      @@milevs so true especially the old way of speaking English

    • @vorpalchoppers
      @vorpalchoppers 5 лет назад +2

      This killed me

    • @vorpalchoppers
      @vorpalchoppers 5 лет назад +1

      Bursting out laughing at 5am

    • @milevs
      @milevs 5 лет назад +1

      Livius The Weeb Lmfao

  • @catsareevil
    @catsareevil 5 лет назад +4532

    Teacher: "Today we are gonne learn about the 14th century"
    Girls: "Ugh, that's so boring!"
    Boys:

    • @MrReaperofDead
      @MrReaperofDead 5 лет назад +47

      Boys= 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @angelrodriguez3466
      @angelrodriguez3466 5 лет назад +29

      Cats are evil I like your pfp

    • @gfullcrayon562
      @gfullcrayon562 5 лет назад +21

      Shit comment.

    • @ReflexCreed
      @ReflexCreed 5 лет назад +48

      Alfredo Castillo stfu and fix your hair loser

    • @gambigambigambi
      @gambigambigambi 5 лет назад +79

      @@gfullcrayon562 shut up white knight, you aint getting no pussy just cuz u defended whamen on youtube.

  • @IGoBrrrt173
    @IGoBrrrt173 Год назад +5

    So cool to see all the layers that you don't get to see normally.

  • @Tearynite
    @Tearynite 5 лет назад +2713

    +50 Physical Defense
    +600 Health
    -20 Speed
    -30 Stamina
    -Player loses ability to urinate whilst equipped.
    +1000 Swag

    • @ТимурМурзаев-о4б
      @ТимурМурзаев-о4б 4 года назад +265

      Well you don't lose any speed actually, though stamina impact is very strong.

    • @RexoryByzaboo
      @RexoryByzaboo 4 года назад +26

      @A M Knights in that time are peeing on their armor because it hard to take 'em off.

    • @crontonio
      @crontonio 4 года назад +72

      @@RexoryByzaboo uhh they actually made a function where you open it or smth and then you can piss, I might be wrong.

    • @RexoryByzaboo
      @RexoryByzaboo 4 года назад +28

      @@crontonio WEE!!!!!
      But, its true some of the knights are peeing in their armors.

    • @jakubkamas8547
      @jakubkamas8547 4 года назад +12

      u can urinate even the cable pull out :-D:-D But the problem with the second issue is, who will clean your ass :-D Especially in ful cuirass its almost impossible :-D:-D

  • @BadVideoWatcher1
    @BadVideoWatcher1 5 лет назад +1747

    Girl's Locker Room: "Ugh I hate gym, I hope I don't get all sweaty."
    Boy's Locker Room: 0:09

  • @Mahdi-ug1qy
    @Mahdi-ug1qy 3 года назад +986

    servant: How many layers of chainmail do you want Sire?
    Knight: Yes.

  • @ForrestOutman
    @ForrestOutman 2 года назад +18

    Thank you for creating this video to help educate those of us that are inquisitive and for taking the time to show the detail of how the layers are worn. Whenever I watch films I'm always very skeptical of armor that I see portrayed, as it almost invariably seems too light and of poor construction. I don't understand why in this time when we have access to so much information at our fingertips that we still have so many historically inaccurate portrayals in film today.

  • @crusaderboiytreal5874
    @crusaderboiytreal5874 4 года назад +1779

    dolphin return into italy
    meanwhile in england :

    • @Jo-ke2sq
      @Jo-ke2sq 4 года назад +10

      @Box in a corner god such a fucking idiot DEUS VULT WAS DURING THE CURSADES DIPSHIT

    • @Lucky-be3oq
      @Lucky-be3oq 4 года назад +36

      @@Jo-ke2sq
      Lost yo chill?

    • @voicelessglottalfricative6567
      @voicelessglottalfricative6567 4 года назад +13

      Chivalry has been re-added back into the game

    • @denizhankaya1911
      @denizhankaya1911 4 года назад +5

      @Pikora Animation i don't think all europe

    • @erenYeagerAyman
      @erenYeagerAyman 4 года назад +5

      And salaadin

  • @neppu02
    @neppu02 5 лет назад +957

    Woah, imagine how powerfull wearing that would make you feel, you must feel like a tank in that.

    • @deepakraghav8235
      @deepakraghav8235 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah a tank which lacks motility😂😂

    • @TheJwz321
      @TheJwz321 5 лет назад +151

      @@deepakraghav8235 you have grate mobility in armour. Watch Adam Savage about creating an armour.

    • @abcdc197
      @abcdc197 5 лет назад +151

      @@deepakraghav8235 That's actualy a myth. They don't lose any mobility in armour it isn't even that heavy. You can run almost as fast as someone without it, it's just hot inside it.

    • @GeoSlash99
      @GeoSlash99 5 лет назад +48

      @@abcdc197 it says in this video the total weight is 36kg
      Good luck to anyone who thinks they can run as fast as naked me with 36kg
      Also, weapons like flails or maces don't really care about armor, same with bows and arrows. You'd still feel extremely vulnerable, this was the equivalent of basically modern day military gear for our wars

    • @abcdc197
      @abcdc197 5 лет назад +137

      @@GeoSlash99 The weight was all over the body so in the end it didn't feel heavy. Arrows couldn't penetrate plate if they did nobody would use it, however guns could so that's why everyone stopped using it. The whole notion that armor is heavy came from 16th century when they tried to make armor that would stop bullets and they did but it was so heavy no one really used it. It was used in English civil war for a time.

  • @radzio8969
    @radzio8969 5 лет назад +379

    (puts armor on)
    "Squire... "
    "Yes sir?"
    "Its time to kill some heretics"
    "Of course sir."

  • @firebat128
    @firebat128 Год назад +3

    This is so perfect and well put together. No annoying narrator HEY GUYS HOWS IT GOIN TODAY WE'RE GONNA BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT FIRST.....
    anyway, awesome vid

  • @jaykilbourne1110
    @jaykilbourne1110 6 лет назад +447

    And this, ladies and gents; is how you get turned into the Medieval, human version of a tank (warhorse and lance not included, sold separately).

    • @SilentKillerPrince
      @SilentKillerPrince 6 лет назад +62

      Even without horse and lance a footman with this kind of equipment and an halberd or a mace, when compared to a basic foot soldier of that time would be a walking nightmare
      Arrows bounce off, so do swords, furthermore his knowledge of combat and training is far superior to your. Good luck

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming 6 лет назад +5

      Well, helberds aren't really around during the 14th century but a mace seems good enough, as long as you're fighting opponents equally armored as this

    • @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg
      @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg 6 лет назад +6

      i remember seeing a suit of armour that belonged to a king can't recall who but it was all articulated plate and covered everything including the butt area it was for a melee tournament and he was using a long halberd was interesting

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 6 лет назад +19

      @@SilentKillerPrince The only real threats to this kind of armor would be a very heavy blade stabbing one of the very few weaker spots with full strenght, or just using the pummel to the head and knocking the guy out. Both are quite hard on a swordfight.

    • @cheesychipmunk8382
      @cheesychipmunk8382 6 лет назад +17

      @@Enderplays12 yeah, that's something people often forget. They point out how getting the perfect stab in just the right spot does a little damage to plate armor, yet fail to mention the fact it's kind of hard to do that when you have a trained warrior fighting back

  • @franzgarsain6976
    @franzgarsain6976 5 лет назад +302

    Knight 1: How's thy journey
    Knight 2: Twas long and hard
    Knight 1: Twas she proclaimed
    Knight 2: ......

  • @aaayu1
    @aaayu1 6 лет назад +137

    Henry got a bit old... But he still delivers and comes to see us.

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 6 лет назад +9

      Fun fact, the narrator at Kingdom Come deliverance intro IS Henry. His final line is "this is how my story begins".
      Needed 5 playthroughs to finally realize that hahahah

    • @cheesychipmunk8382
      @cheesychipmunk8382 6 лет назад +4

      Needed to watch the cutscene once like everyone else you *d u m b b o i*

    • @ronimausanti9625
      @ronimausanti9625 5 лет назад

      @@Enderplays12 He just magically changed his vocal cords over time

  • @Sahaphap_2000
    @Sahaphap_2000 2 года назад +8

    692 Years ago (1330-2022) this knight armor still looking cool

  • @janl2207
    @janl2207 3 года назад +380

    What a marvel of craftsmanship this stuff was. Almost impenetrable while still being surprisingly easy (if heavy) to move in.

    • @Kojak0
      @Kojak0 3 года назад +28

      No, not impenetrable - English longbows could penetrate plate armor, as well as crossbows that were as common on the continent. Armor like this did protect against swords, but was vulnerable to the main short hand weapons of the time which were maces, axes and clubs. A sword is a damn elegant weapon, but whacking away with that on a plate armored enemy is bound to fail. Then you have a lot of soft spots, like under the arms that are not protected by anything but padding and chainmail - this is where a sword could penetrate, but it took a lot of skill and luck to make a stab like that. Also padding and chainmail protects against open wounds (quite dangerous in a time without knowledge about germs), but almost nothing against crushing damage done by clubs or maces. In fact, open wounds, even if they were minor were considered to be the worst that could happen - broken bones could be mended, an infected wound... yeah, pretty much a death sentence. But the risk of wounds was the driving factor behind all armor.
      But yeah, it looks damn cool.

    • @pauldonnelly910
      @pauldonnelly910 3 года назад +2

      Until you got knocked down.

    • @jedi-rl1hq
      @jedi-rl1hq 3 года назад +26

      @@Kojak0 actually most armor was designed with both weapons up close and far away in mind. The way the breast plate curves is perfect example your more likely to take a arrow to the stomach or neck than chest and even then most armor had both chainmail and padding to protect from penetration. All things taken into account armor was a sophisticated form of protection in just about any scinario other than a rock being dropped on you. The parts about maces and hammers being effective against armour yes because they were designed to dent or pierce through on a small surface and then make that small hole bigger this rending the armor useless.

    • @cykablyat6348
      @cykablyat6348 3 года назад +9

      @@jedi-rl1hq the maces and hammers being effective against armor isnt because of denting, its becouse of bonk

    • @Mechanomly
      @Mechanomly 3 года назад +13

      About padding: One of its primary purposes was dampening blows (naturally not for the armor, but the wearer) from weapons with crushing force. Or as the reply above me said it, "bonk". But don't imagine it sustaining the damage by itself, the plate armor helped well with that. Pretty sure it was useless against penetration, but not useless entirely, especially since it also makes the plate armor more bearable to wear.

  • @jeremiah3355
    @jeremiah3355 5 лет назад +415

    Love how beautifully historic the armor and stuff looks. I mean it's got that, "not so clean" look that it actually would have

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 4 года назад +36

      We're living much more luxuriously to how medieval people lived. We're much cleaner and healthier, we are able to relax more, even simple things like how our hands are softer (for the most part) etc. If I were to wear a suit and some perfume, I'd imagine most medieval people would've thought I was a noble.

    • @autem9970
      @autem9970 4 года назад +51

      @@afinoxi you know that even peasants showered daily right? They would go in to buildings (like saloons basically) and bath in barrels. Don't listen to stereotypes.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 4 года назад +34

      @@autem9970 they weren't living in shit as the stereotypes say but they weren't as clean as we were, no. To just say that in a period were running water wasn't even a thing people were as clean as us is just ridicolous. That bathing everyday part comes from the plague era where to not catch the disease they washed themselves to a degree daily.
      Yes, they had bathhouses and they were popular. Bathing in a barrel was more of a rural thing, bathhouses they had these big pool like tubs that could be used by multiple people at once.

    • @enightc
      @enightc 4 года назад +2

      Just think about how dirty these armor will be by walking in the rain, on muddy grounds, and you would spent hours putting it on, that you probably doesn't want to remove it and probably couldn't remove it yourself so going to bathroom is not an easy task.

    • @marekverescak2493
      @marekverescak2493 4 года назад +6

      @@enightc hours to put in? Go watch video "how long does it take to wear knight armor" by knyght errant. It takes 10 minutes

  • @SoumendraBagh
    @SoumendraBagh 5 лет назад +283

    My Wife : We need to talk..
    Me:

  • @tombolenbaugh4030
    @tombolenbaugh4030 2 месяца назад +1

    It never fails to impress me how important it is for a knight to have good lacing and someone who can tie a good knot. I've never seen a video that shows this so well as this one.

  • @Steppenvieh
    @Steppenvieh 4 года назад +135

    If anyone is interested which song this is:
    Palestrina : Missa pro defunctis [Requiem] : II Kyrie

  • @alexp5569
    @alexp5569 3 года назад +101

    That shot at the end with him on a horse looked so cool.

  • @topa1798
    @topa1798 3 года назад +64

    When I was a kid I always go to the library just to look at books about 14th century armour suit, growing up in the late 80's we could only rely on books..thank you for sharing this,i felt just like when I was a kid in the library again watching real moving pictures.

  • @_X1M_
    @_X1M_ Год назад +1

    The armor all together looks awesome but 2:02 I particularly like the gloves the most, they look so cool.

  • @gregorpupic1735
    @gregorpupic1735 4 года назад +971

    2:06 when u wanna sneeze but u cant

  • @SunKing714
    @SunKing714 5 лет назад +343

    When you forget to take the meat out of the freezer and mother is nearly home.

  • @sh1nybboyy451
    @sh1nybboyy451 3 года назад +620

    Girls be like: "I wanna wear some cute outfit for the party tonight"
    What boys wanted for the party tonight:

    • @ultimatekatsu
      @ultimatekatsu 3 года назад +32

      Not gonna lie to you, would love to dress up on a 14th century gown too. So we could match.

    • @sh1nybboyy451
      @sh1nybboyy451 3 года назад +26

      Sorry I already have a dog.

    • @ultimatekatsu
      @ultimatekatsu 3 года назад +7

      @@sh1nybboyy451 👁👄👁

    • @SpinedLizardLagoon
      @SpinedLizardLagoon 3 года назад +12

      Ah yes, Sir Chadalot, Chaddest of the Knights of the Round Table.

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 3 года назад +4

      @@sh1nybboyy451 based

  • @Ezox2408
    @Ezox2408 Год назад +4

    There might be a mistake here (minor).
    1:43 spur buckle is on the inside. In riding, buckles go on the outside, whether spurs or anything. Plus in the effigy of the black prince, his buckle is at the front of the ankle, with the straps going outwards like they usually do.
    Minor detail though.

  • @Theicemonkeyjr
    @Theicemonkeyjr 8 лет назад +593

    Brilliant reference for me as a 3D artist to create realistic armour, and absolutely beautifully made video, in design I feel artists often completely forget about the fastenings and buckles that actually keep the armour on and just make character that look like they have vacuum formed plate over all their body!

    • @senpaisanchoyt5225
      @senpaisanchoyt5225 6 лет назад +5

      Kyle H did you ever finish?

    • @phillblake6829
      @phillblake6829 6 лет назад +2

      I was thinking the same for a painting.

    • @QarthCEO
      @QarthCEO 6 лет назад +6

      Your work paid off. The armor in Kingdom Come Deliverance looks great. Can't wait for the expansion to continue Henry's story.

    • @QarthCEO
      @QarthCEO 6 лет назад

      Fuckin magnets... how do they work?

    • @Jowdanicus
      @Jowdanicus 6 лет назад +1

      It's just lots of magical glue.

  • @thegamingwarriors6425
    @thegamingwarriors6425 3 года назад +665

    It’s crazy that they could actually make this type of armour back in the medieval days.

    • @maranathashalom9402
      @maranathashalom9402 3 года назад +169

      Why? Because they had no electricity? It's such a cliché that medieval people weren't advanced. They led pretty normal lives, both rural and urban. There was a healtyh infrastructure, there were kids playing in the streets, grown-ups going to work, in the night fires would light up the darkness, there was drug addicts, hookers, engineers, craftsmen etc... And families slept in one bed together until the 20th century, only after industrialization and electricity people started to sleep in their own bedrooms. The Aramaic/Hebrew and even the Egyptian people had pretty normal lives already. Egypt get's called the 'iron furnace' in the bible!!! Nowdays we might have machines but a lot of techniques of medieval times got lost and forgotten already. Glass blowing for example, masonry etc. People had hobbies, collections, friendships, there were schools or master craftsmen that taught you, a lot of military, money problems...

    • @davidlee1770
      @davidlee1770 3 года назад +88

      @@maranathashalom9402 not saying they didnt have any technology, but imagine hand weaving those little metal chains to make chainmail armor. That must've taken some serious dedication.

    • @maranathashalom9402
      @maranathashalom9402 3 года назад +76

      @@davidlee1770 Definitely :) That kind of dedication is almost dead nowadays. Back then you had to fill your day somehow. Getting motivated is a modern problem I think.

    • @davidlee1770
      @davidlee1770 3 года назад +44

      @@maranathashalom9402 I do agree witht that. When technology makes almost everything a trivial task, people have to find new sources of challenges and motivation. It's both a blessing and a curse.

    • @Blackadder153
      @Blackadder153 2 года назад +18

      You had to pay a fortune for that kind of dedication.

  • @jahnyy
    @jahnyy 4 года назад +117

    is it me or is this the most satisfying thing to watch

  • @DestroyerOfOgis
    @DestroyerOfOgis 2 года назад +1

    Plate over mail always looks so cool and classy. It's just surprisingly elegant.

  • @MrEXTREMETORTOISE
    @MrEXTREMETORTOISE 5 лет назад +147

    "My now that's some fine armor, good old fashion steel."

  • @secutorprimus
    @secutorprimus 7 лет назад +65

    Your kit has to be my favorite fourteenth century reproduction out there. No one else I can find makes it look as natural to you, and you pull off a very nice experienced old knight look.

  • @timetraveller7513
    @timetraveller7513 3 года назад +280

    An era when itch was more fearsome than enemies charging against you with swords and spears

    • @nightfall1826
      @nightfall1826 3 года назад +14

      Just hit the spot that itches.

    • @maranathashalom9402
      @maranathashalom9402 3 года назад +27

      I've totally not read in history books that they put little bugs in their undergarments to prevent itchy balls.

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 3 года назад +24

      @@maranathashalom9402 they did fucking *what?*

    • @SemperFine
      @SemperFine 3 года назад +4

      @@maranathashalom9402 they did what fucking?

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 3 года назад +21

      @@maranathashalom9402 they fucking did what?

  • @Ilovehumanevolution
    @Ilovehumanevolution 2 года назад +23

    Dude where did you get that armour from? I am genuinely stunned by how amazing it looks and would love to see how much something like that would cost!

    • @VonRibbitt
      @VonRibbitt Год назад +4

      The entire set would probably cost you 10 to 20k Euros, depens on the quality of the steel use

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels Год назад

      @@VonRibbitt From what Ive seen you can get a good armor set for about 6500 euros. Quite pricy sure, but obtainable to everyone

  • @ULTRAWIDE.
    @ULTRAWIDE. 6 лет назад +771

    “You are over encumbered”

    • @kuribo1
      @kuribo1 6 лет назад +1

      Baldurs Gate reference?

    • @reapd2576
      @reapd2576 5 лет назад

      Aye baldurs gate

    • @Void-fy7uo
      @Void-fy7uo 5 лет назад +21

      Oblivion

    • @PenSwordTheFirst
      @PenSwordTheFirst 5 лет назад +14

      @@kuribo1 You must gather your party before venturing forth.

    • @dasda2e14
      @dasda2e14 5 лет назад +1

      @@kuribo1 no its ark survival reference

  • @drossbossofsauce5649
    @drossbossofsauce5649 4 года назад +54

    That armor is just a work of art, absolutely stunning

  • @realracerz3242
    @realracerz3242 5 лет назад +200

    King : It's an emergency get ready knights
    Knights- Take 1 hr for dressing up

    • @realracerz3242
      @realracerz3242 5 лет назад +3

      @Thomas Hoffman that's nice ...are you from Germany?

    • @GorgeousGirlGenius
      @GorgeousGirlGenius 5 лет назад +16

      Still takes less time than my girlfriend when she's preparing

    • @skullnukeful
      @skullnukeful 5 лет назад +2

      I feel a new friendship growing , shall we unite and conquer our holy Jerusalem back ?

    • @soldierbreakneck771
      @soldierbreakneck771 5 лет назад

      ...and 2 weeks to get to troop collection point))

    • @stratant.8722
      @stratant.8722 4 года назад +1

      It took around 10 minutes or less not 1 hour.

  • @JosephGiannelli-eu6os
    @JosephGiannelli-eu6os Год назад +1

    Wonderful to see the actual process of putting on the armor.

  • @emanueliratliff4263
    @emanueliratliff4263 3 года назад +201

    Late 14th cent. is just the best aesthetically. Everything is so symmetrical and at the same time not madly over decorated like a century later.

    • @caleb2507
      @caleb2507 2 года назад +8

      I like the very end and the very beginning. The WOTR/ Norman era was spot on for me.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 года назад +4

      Nah I like earlier periods. Simpler, mail, that kind of thing

    • @thegheymerz6353
      @thegheymerz6353 Год назад

      After 1460 hit everything got fruity as FUCK. What really sealed it was the defeat of Richard III. Fuck the Tudors.

    • @yungwaifu
      @yungwaifu Год назад +2

      @@AverageAlien i love crusader bible style. Full sleeve chainmail but no plates yet except helm.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Год назад +1

      @@yungwaifu yes

  • @alikhidzam3749
    @alikhidzam3749 5 лет назад +997

    Girls : Ugh this dress is so ugly!
    Me and the boys :

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 лет назад +37

      Nothing is ugly if you repurpose it for holy intentions

    • @alikhidzam3749
      @alikhidzam3749 5 лет назад +16

      @@oddacity5883 Deus vult

    • @ogithesergal4182
      @ogithesergal4182 5 лет назад +6

      @@oddacity5883
      You speak true words of wisdom, milord.

    • @Txitxitt
      @Txitxitt 5 лет назад +1

      actually it's look beautiful not ugly

    • @theplotarmoredtitan5781
      @theplotarmoredtitan5781 5 лет назад

      So, the unlike come from women?

  • @ianbirchfield5124
    @ianbirchfield5124 5 лет назад +255

    Girls' advice: *"dress like you'll meet your worst enemy"*
    Me and the boys: 0:10

  • @DoggyDog-x3m
    @DoggyDog-x3m 22 дня назад +2

    Imagine wearing all that just to die 1 minute later in front of the battlefield

  • @gamergrill4933
    @gamergrill4933 6 лет назад +240

    Every man is dreaming about it...
    Damn i want this armor

    • @brandonknight431
      @brandonknight431 5 лет назад +3

      Im very lucky and have a sweet armor set

    • @flak8821
      @flak8821 5 лет назад +2

      @@brandonknight431 how might one get hands on armour sets as this?

    • @MonguinAssassin
      @MonguinAssassin 5 лет назад +1

      How expensive would it be to ask welders of the modern age to make this for your Halloween costume? And how far in advance would you have to order them?

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 5 лет назад +2

      MonguinAssassin if you’re looking purely for decorative and not functional in the slightest, for a suit looking like this I’d estimate that you could maybe find pieces of a harness for between hundreds to thousands of dollars, depending on what all you get a what gauge steel it is, how big the piece is, etc. This manner in purchasing a costume obviously will not be custom fit, but if you’re hurting for money and time would be a very viable way of finding a semi suitable suit.
      Another option is custom ordering a full harness. Depending on the pieces and if you spread out your order to multiple blacksmiths, from today (September 9) you MIGHT be able to put together a full plate harness by Halloween. This way will be super expensive, somewhere between the thousands to ten thousands, depending again on what all you get and if it’s functional or not. Functionality will cost more, but will be more realistic.
      My best advice is just to seriously look around on EBay or Amazon for cheaper, less flashy stuff to save a few bucks and then look at different armory websites (there are loads) for the flashier bits (breast/back plate, helmet, greaves, etc) and make a decision from there

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 5 лет назад

      @@timsellers4946 Damn, might be less expensive to just learn to forge your own equipment! Though of course all the tools and equipment might be just as expensive. (But it'd be super cool to make your own armor and such!)

  • @hsfox2792
    @hsfox2792 3 года назад +48

    The drip is so hard, even the background choir is singing "Sheeeeesh"

  • @justacheese34yearsago28
    @justacheese34yearsago28 5 лет назад +568

    now go to McDonald's through drive thru while riding s horse

    • @rapier494
      @rapier494 5 лет назад +45

      ride tru *

    • @RomanSilva21
      @RomanSilva21 5 лет назад +3

      cheezy boi
      Yes, I would love to see that too

    • @kandia25
      @kandia25 5 лет назад +32

      And order a big coke and *JERUSALEM*

    • @olympia5758
      @olympia5758 5 лет назад +3

      @@kandia25 is that another word for "Big Mac"?

    • @Ronfosh
      @Ronfosh 5 лет назад

      cheezy boi and order some rum

  • @ashwinnmyburgh9364
    @ashwinnmyburgh9364 Год назад +2

    That armor looks absolutley fantastic!

  • @KyleBored
    @KyleBored 5 лет назад +273

    meanwhile after the video
    *random person bump him*
    "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"

  • @schizophreniagaming1187
    @schizophreniagaming1187 5 лет назад +521

    Only 1400's kids will remember this.

  • @Unknown79932
    @Unknown79932 5 лет назад +128

    When there is a fight in class
    First benchers : calls the teacher
    Back benchers :

  • @Anonymousduck161
    @Anonymousduck161 Месяц назад +2

    Having “Asperges mei” in the background is perfect.

  • @mcargent
    @mcargent 8 лет назад +165

    Can't like this enough. Sharing on Facebook with many friends. There's some awesome pieces in there. The plaque belt and collar are stunning.

  • @cheesebandit6148
    @cheesebandit6148 7 лет назад +214

    That looks like the kind of armour a king would wear! Very fancy!

    • @olaonsrud
      @olaonsrud  7 лет назад +113

      Thanks!
      This armor or harness is very typical for what most European nobility (knights, barons, earls, dukes and so on) used in war and in tournaments in the last part of the 14th century. Lots of men at arms (not noble, heavy armed soldiers) wore same type of harness if they could afford it, or was issued it by their Commander (normally a noble or the king).

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 7 лет назад +60

      I'd imagine a king would have all his shit engraved and gold plated.

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk 6 лет назад +24

      Yes, the higher the nobility the more lavish would the decoration be. However, the majority of the armor that was used didn't even have a lot of engraved symbols or fancy design, people often think they do, because the fancy armor by kings and noble men is what survived and is on display in museums. Europe saw a huge manufacture with the prroduction of armor and weapons pretty much for any price range the people could afford. From the very fancy stuff with excelent protection where each body part was protected by plates, to something that was pretty much just a gambeson maybe with a chainmail or breast platte. Most soldiers have been armed with spears and sparsely protected. it was common that soldiers and knights would pay and maintain their own weapons and armor.

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 6 лет назад

      The Pope Yeah probably that flat topped helmet with a crown on it too.

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 6 лет назад

      Lempäälän kaikkivoipa ylijumala ja almukeisari Status symbol even though itd be less effective. Gold is a softer metal like bronze.

  • @markghostproductions3697
    @markghostproductions3697 5 лет назад +85

    Games: "I can totally put this armor on by myself!"
    Real life: "You done there, bud?...I swear if you mess up a knot and we have to start over..."

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 4 года назад +5

      Well it depends on the armour. You can wear a gambeson and mail very easily by yourself.

    • @markghostproductions3697
      @markghostproductions3697 4 года назад +2

      @@afinoxi
      True. But the more high quality complex armors such as plate, it'd be insanely difficult to put all the pieces on.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 4 года назад +1

      @@markghostproductions3697 if they have spring loaded catches , it'd be tricky but you could get it on. Issue would be to get them off...

    • @katierasburn9571
      @katierasburn9571 4 года назад +2

      @@markghostproductions3697 the key is that in a situation where you’d need your armour like battle or tournaments you’d have either a servant or in a pinch a brother knight to help lol. People who wore plate armour were definitely rich enough for servants to help

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 4 года назад +2

      @@katierasburn9571 except we know even peasants wore plate armour by 1500.

  • @davidn4956
    @davidn4956 7 месяцев назад +1

    You could do it this way, or you could just press A when it's highlighted in your inventory screen.

  • @thgentleman9210
    @thgentleman9210 3 года назад +94

    Always found the high to late middle ages to be fascinating with the advancement of armor especially full plate.

  • @AndiQytyku
    @AndiQytyku 6 лет назад +766

    IRON-MAN in 14th centry

  • @ob1934
    @ob1934 3 года назад +85

    Henry has come to see us!

  • @David-ns4ym
    @David-ns4ym 10 месяцев назад +1

    In Valletta Malta the stairs of the city streets and in some knights homes are wider than normal. Because the knights wore their armor so often. Some even rode their armored horses up and down the streets so they needed to be longer than standard steps.
    High masters would custom make plate armor so you could do cartwheels etc in them. They were the Ferraris of the day.

  • @planesrift
    @planesrift 7 лет назад +270

    this is beautiful

  • @床編故事BadTimeStories
    @床編故事BadTimeStories 4 года назад +64

    Modern kid: Sorry I am late because I spend too much time to dress.
    Medieval knight:

  • @freebird1721
    @freebird1721 3 года назад +248

    2:04 The quiet kid when someone says that chivalry 2 suck.

  • @phantomlord8870
    @phantomlord8870 Год назад +61

    -Squire
    -Yes my Lord?
    -I need to pee

    • @NaldinhoGX
      @NaldinhoGX Год назад +1

      - Just do it then.

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@NaldinhoGXno my armor will rust over time

    • @justanicemelon9963
      @justanicemelon9963 8 месяцев назад +3

      Simply removeth thy codpiece, my lord!

    • @Nihil122
      @Nihil122 7 месяцев назад +2

      I have seen this comment before

    • @martinalarcon3108
      @martinalarcon3108 6 месяцев назад

      Need to pee ? What about # 2 😮😢

  • @G_Silent
    @G_Silent 4 года назад +47

    What you have to remember is, all this armor at one time was made by hand, no electric machinery, or computer cutting tools, yet it’s so beautiful and perfectly made. It’s just stunning, makes our medieval based RPG armor look inferior

    • @lollllolll.
      @lollllolll. 2 года назад +14

      Glad you mentioned it, chainmail especially was *GRINDING*
      You really needed to find an expert blacksmith with nerves of forged steel (get it?) just to make a simple chainmail sleeve.
      You would have to make a small iron circle, heat it up to the point it can be bent, then fuse it inside another circle, remember you're sweating entire buckets inside your workshop because you're sitting inside a giant oven because of the fire you would use to smelt iron, and each single iron circle would take half an hour to make because 2 out of 5 them would snap or break because they're really flimsy while scorching. All of this while trying not to permanently burn yourself *WHILE* trying to make it the proper size _while_ also knowing how to make a shirt

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 2 года назад +1

      @@lollllolll. lmfao !
      and people upvoted that...

    • @egertroos1691
      @egertroos1691 2 года назад +3

      Indeed. The precision of craft. No wonder these armor craftsmen were well paid

    • @gregkerna7410
      @gregkerna7410 Год назад

      @@agnidas5816 '' upvoted'' redditor. What he said is kinda true but hyperbolic.

  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt 6 лет назад +738

    Wonderful video and armour! And hello from the Metatron :)

    • @jsmoothd654
      @jsmoothd654 6 лет назад +22

      Metatron what are you doing here, you muppet?

    • @generalgage4780
      @generalgage4780 6 лет назад +21

      you cheeky sod xD i love your channel

    • @foxknapp2199
      @foxknapp2199 6 лет назад +2

      hey

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 6 лет назад +5

      Hey Meta! ^^

    • @brunoraoni
      @brunoraoni 6 лет назад +23

      God bless our angry Italian fueled by pasta.

  • @TechnologicallyTechnical
    @TechnologicallyTechnical 5 лет назад +82

    1:25 Wait, why is this method of locking a belt not still a thing?

    • @tapeadeadworm
      @tapeadeadworm 5 лет назад +21

      I thought so too! This method looks like it could still be efficient even in modern times.

    • @baronprocrastination1722
      @baronprocrastination1722 5 лет назад +16

      Its kind of inconvenient to squeeze the belt together and insert the bolt at the same time.
      Not to mention, the latter might get lost easily.

    • @ecthelionalfa
      @ecthelionalfa 4 года назад +1

      @@baronprocrastination1722 well you can attach them together with a cord or a chain

  • @GentlemensClubHolyEdition
    @GentlemensClubHolyEdition 2 года назад +1

    Wow that's a lot more accurate than expected, I mean the laces are oversized, and the belt straps are debated, but yeah overall surprisingly accurate