dex describing what happend while the recording was frozen was so unreasonably funny to me in that moment and i still dont understand why xD also dex, gerne wieder ^^
fun fact: in actuality, quarterstaves are anywhere from half or three-fourths as long as a "long staff," which isn't what we'd call a staff nowadays because it's in reference to a _pike._ what the quarter in the name is in reference to is current lost to time, with speculation varying from being derived from how quarterstaves were wielded, how they were made, or because their shorter length made them more feasible to use indoors - as in, they were staves for use in one's own quarters
He just couldn't keep up with 2 milfs at once. But that's understandable. Farming two mothers at the same time can be pretty exhausting, and if they drain your stamina so much that your HP hit zero, you are, well, kind of embarrassed. But, sometimes your best is just not enough. Happens to all of us at some point.
@marooniballooni03759 What beats me with most mothers is that they usually don't tell you how they like to be farmed. Why? Just why? Don't they want that farming to be fun for them? I really don't get it. They leave you guessing on how to farm them, and if you guess wrong, you're the one to blame. Of course, you are. You're the guy who should be able to read minds! (Disclaimer: their opinion, not mine) I just realized that i should go to sleep pretty much now. Or it will end like that one time with Gandalf the white (I wrote a story about how Gandalf the grey got the title Gandalf the white; i'll just mention Bilbo Beutlin (in german, Beutel can mean a lot of things, but in this case, think of garlic in VS) and the art of prostate massage Gandalf has developed over his long life... The rest is up to your mind. I'll better stop now, though. That's already gone too far. I'm sorry. Have a good night! (Or day, wherever you live). I'm gonna rip for a while now.
For the math on when you should combine quarterstaves: Tier 1: always combine. 5% > 2% + 2% Tier 2: combine if you can grab another quarterstaff. Even a tier 1 gives 2% extra xp, and 9% + 2% > 5% + 5% Tier 3: worth combining in the long run, but you lose 1% xp gain if you are only grabbing a tier 1. 15% + 2% < 9% + 9%
@Dex Why did you recycle the Chameleon @28:35? lol, moments before you were saying how much you're wanting/needing dodge, but you still decided to skip it. lol, is it really because of the -4% damage? At that point you had 189% bonus damage.. so it wouldn't have affected you much at all. Or was it just a speedy mistake without thinking?
Personally I find it more efficient to get your weapons before most stat items, especially since it's a slow-ish weapon and Mutant's shop doesn't allow as many rerolls until you get bunny. Faster weapons are a bit more permissive on that end.
Hey Dex, some videos ago you said you are not happy with your "S" sounds, and around the same time you changed something about your recording sound.. i don't know what you did, but before that, it was already perfect ;-) greetings from "Schorle-country"
Nice! I think I tried quarter staves with baby, I should try again! Also, why did Dex not take the dodge healing item when he had overcapped dodge and was complaining about healing?!
Didn't have too much trouble getting staff's on my run but have noticed doing other runs sometimes its a nightmare trying to get the weapon you want. Too many items in the game at this point and there needs to be a fifth slot in the shop I think. FYI the changes to renegade are interesting too and pretty broken once you get a build up and running.
Whoever told you standing on the red x stops the spawn just isnt aware that they spawn elsewhere. I play on mobile and it definitely just spawns them elsewhere
@hijiriyukari We all know that dexstudios are just an umbrella for dex to silently have fun with rocket launchers. Do you really think the recording just "froze" exactly at the point where a rocket launcher was in the shop? Really? That's a bit too much suspension of disbelief. He craved that rl so much, and editing a still frame into a video isn't hard at all. His studio surely can do that easily. It's like with junkies. They can only put up their fake personality for so long until withdrawal sets in. Then, they need their fix to continue, or things get wild. Being addicted to rocket launchers is something no one should know about, and that's why dex has to use those tricks to not get treated as an addict. It's all a big conspiracy so that Dex can have fun with the rocket launcher for a few waves without us noticing. And there's nothing wrong with that. Jk, of course, if it isn't clear.
That but about not standing on the x’s is false. I play on pc, and I use this trick on wave 7 often, when I just barely miss an egg hatching I stand on the X and it prevents the spawn. It doesn’t move the spawn point. But you have to stand directly on it and wait for it to dissapear, if you move off too early, they spawn anyways.
Dex you shouldn't have bought all the early coffee. I ran mutant with quarterstaffs yesterday. I didn't spend money on any stat items that I could get from level ups. Just weapons and items with special things you can't get from level ups. I ended up with way more than enough attack speed and dominated all the bosses instantly.
The issue is there isn't a lot of fitting music that doesnt have a lot of highs/lows, where the highs stick out and the lows cant be heard cause its overall decreased a lot. But games usually have only 1-2 repeating music tracks, the playlist contains 6 different ones, I think its fine :P
Why don't you keep rerolling the first two shops and focus only on weapons? First two shops are guaranteed to have two weapons each reroll, and you have a higher chance of rolling weapons with the same trait as the ones you own. If you have 1-2 high impact items on the first two shops you can just lock them and keep rerolling. As long as you have 2 slots not locked, you're guaranteed to roll 2 weapons. Usually you'll go into wave 3 with 3-6 weapons. I'd say 4-6 on average
Why alien tongue have knockback? I also saw some items that have stats I don't have in my game..... I checked updated in steam and my game is up to date.
dex describing what happend while the recording was frozen was so unreasonably funny to me in that moment and i still dont understand why xD also dex, gerne wieder ^^
Almost felt glad for what happened due to that animated sequence :d
Better Animation than One Piece right now😂
They say that if you merge four quarterstaves, you get a full staff.
fun fact: in actuality, quarterstaves are anywhere from half or three-fourths as long as a "long staff," which isn't what we'd call a staff nowadays because it's in reference to a _pike._ what the quarter in the name is in reference to is current lost to time, with speculation varying from being derived from how quarterstaves were wielded, how they were made, or because their shorter length made them more feasible to use indoors - as in, they were staves for use in one's own quarters
Guy with 2 quarter staves, call that man 50 cent.
What if someone is working with less than a quarter staff? It's perfectly normal, and in fact, some people say a quarter is TOO much....
@@IDESTROYER236 I don't have the quarter staff. How do you get it?
No you get an epic quarterstaff (if their all common)
"We pretty much turn the mother into a breeding ground"
You're so real for that
Love this channel
16:15 that was so funny to watch that part lmao
When there is more than one mother, you have to add an S to mother. You got smothered
He just couldn't keep up with 2 milfs at once. But that's understandable. Farming two mothers at the same time can be pretty exhausting, and if they drain your stamina so much that your HP hit zero, you are, well, kind of embarrassed. But, sometimes your best is just not enough. Happens to all of us at some point.
@@certainlynotmalo1.0.0 lmao 🤣
@marooniballooni03759 What beats me with most mothers is that they usually don't tell you how they like to be farmed.
Why? Just why? Don't they want that farming to be fun for them? I really don't get it. They leave you guessing on how to farm them, and if you guess wrong, you're the one to blame. Of course, you are. You're the guy who should be able to read minds! (Disclaimer: their opinion, not mine)
I just realized that i should go to sleep pretty much now. Or it will end like that one time with Gandalf the white (I wrote a story about how Gandalf the grey got the title Gandalf the white; i'll just mention Bilbo Beutlin (in german, Beutel can mean a lot of things, but in this case, think of garlic in VS) and the art of prostate massage Gandalf has developed over his long life... The rest is up to your mind.
I'll better stop now, though. That's already gone too far. I'm sorry.
Have a good night! (Or day, wherever you live). I'm gonna rip for a while now.
The animated recreation of lost footage was my favourite thing ever
MOTHER'S REVENGE!!! Stop farming her babies!...;lol
S-Mothered him
The mothers finally got their revenge. They got tired of being milked, and having their babies killed.
I loved that animation, haha. I hope we get to see that again in the future!
That explanation was legendary
16:15 THIS is why I am still subbed to you since you were around 1k subs!
Love the animation break 16:15
Dex your videos are super entertaining 😁 I really enjoy watching them
14:48 I'm currently playing on mobile version, and if you step on "x" they really spawn randomly somewhere in the map :^
I spent most of the video yelling at you “your dodge is capped!” 😂😂
Getting smothered was a hilarious end to an amazing run!
You could be a professional animator with animations like that
If your nuclear launcher lasts longer than 10 mins, consult your doctor.
Happy to say that as of today I have beaten danger 0 on all characters. 1 handed was easily the hardest lol.
@16:15 Honestly, peak cinema. :D
Nuclear launcher somehow screwing Dex over even when he doesn't buy it lmao
I stand on the x's sometimes to despawn them to give me an escape path if I'm starting to get overwhelmed
For the math on when you should combine quarterstaves:
Tier 1: always combine. 5% > 2% + 2%
Tier 2: combine if you can grab another quarterstaff. Even a tier 1 gives 2% extra xp, and 9% + 2% > 5% + 5%
Tier 3: worth combining in the long run, but you lose 1% xp gain if you are only grabbing a tier 1. 15% + 2% < 9% + 9%
Getting double teamed by mothers was Dex's dream, I'm sure it was worth taking the loss
They were buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaves, but don't tell him that.
As a fellow german hearing you talking about ending something I really had to laugh...
Omfg. That was hilarious. You should do an intro where you show what you expect to do to the boss. Lmao
I genuinely thought when the recording broke he was gonna say something about it magically giving him the nuclear launcher
@Dex Why did you recycle the Chameleon @28:35? lol, moments before you were saying how much you're wanting/needing dodge, but you still decided to skip it. lol, is it really because of the -4% damage? At that point you had 189% bonus damage.. so it wouldn't have affected you much at all.
Or was it just a speedy mistake without thinking?
Every since I found out that dex cares about taxes and has a more mature audience, I respect him even more than I did.
Personally I find it more efficient to get your weapons before most stat items, especially since it's a slow-ish weapon and Mutant's shop doesn't allow as many rerolls until you get bunny. Faster weapons are a bit more permissive on that end.
Dex animation was awesome
22:01 seeing the amount of dodge wasted hurts my soul
what do you mean?
@@sirhc199331 he got more than 90/60
And didn't even get the item that use the dodge so he wasted lvl ups more than once for nothing
Beyond madness there is insanity, beyond insanity lies Dex
Hey Dex, some videos ago you said you are not happy with your "S" sounds, and around the same time you changed something about your recording sound.. i don't know what you did, but before that, it was already perfect ;-) greetings from "Schorle-country"
10/10 animation would watch again
Nice! I think I tried quarter staves with baby, I should try again!
Also, why did Dex not take the dodge healing item when he had overcapped dodge and was complaining about healing?!
Baby with staffs is quite interesting
Didn't have too much trouble getting staff's on my run but have noticed doing other runs sometimes its a nightmare trying to get the weapon you want. Too many items in the game at this point and there needs to be a fifth slot in the shop I think. FYI the changes to renegade are interesting too and pretty broken once you get a build up and running.
Whoever told you standing on the red x stops the spawn just isnt aware that they spawn elsewhere. I play on mobile and it definitely just spawns them elsewhere
DEX Studios coming in clutch on that boss fight
@hijiriyukari
We all know that dexstudios are just an umbrella for dex to silently have fun with rocket launchers. Do you really think the recording just "froze" exactly at the point where a rocket launcher was in the shop? Really? That's a bit too much suspension of disbelief.
He craved that rl so much, and editing a still frame into a video isn't hard at all. His studio surely can do that easily.
It's like with junkies. They can only put up their fake personality for so long until withdrawal sets in. Then, they need their fix to continue, or things get wild.
Being addicted to rocket launchers is something no one should know about, and that's why dex has to use those tricks to not get treated as an addict.
It's all a big conspiracy so that Dex can have fun with the rocket launcher for a few waves without us noticing. And there's nothing wrong with that.
Jk, of course, if it isn't clear.
The hardest challenge for dex play with rerolling once
Love your videos! Could you talk a little bit about halls of torment 1.0? Im really lost with the new version.
Quarterstaff is a great start on baby. I was able to hit level 26 going into boss with nearly 7 full item set bonuses.
That but about not standing on the x’s is false. I play on pc, and I use this trick on wave 7 often, when I just barely miss an egg hatching I stand on the X and it prevents the spawn. It doesn’t move the spawn point. But you have to stand directly on it and wait for it to dissapear, if you move off too early, they spawn anyways.
Dex you shouldn't have bought all the early coffee. I ran mutant with quarterstaffs yesterday. I didn't spend money on any stat items that I could get from level ups. Just weapons and items with special things you can't get from level ups. I ended up with way more than enough attack speed and dominated all the bosses instantly.
This was pre-DLC release, the new map, a ton of new items and the entire Curse mechanic. Its kind of a different world
"That was a misclick" he says, and rerolls Black Belt.
Dex, you should go into animations
i love your animations
Don't know if you know, but ALT + F4 to exit out of the game exits before your mis-click.
Admittedly other platforms don't have that option.
"I have to circle them more carefully KAMIKAZE!!! to not get hit" 😅
Dex, please put more/different songs in your background music playlist. If I hear this song one more time I will explode! 🤯😂
The issue is there isn't a lot of fitting music that doesnt have a lot of highs/lows, where the highs stick out and the lows cant be heard cause its overall decreased a lot. But games usually have only 1-2 repeating music tracks, the playlist contains 6 different ones, I think its fine :P
Hey Dex on mobile it is the same as on computer the ranged guys just spawn somewhere else
Why don't you keep rerolling the first two shops and focus only on weapons? First two shops are guaranteed to have two weapons each reroll, and you have a higher chance of rolling weapons with the same trait as the ones you own. If you have 1-2 high impact items on the first two shops you can just lock them and keep rerolling. As long as you have 2 slots not locked, you're guaranteed to roll 2 weapons.
Usually you'll go into wave 3 with 3-6 weapons. I'd say 4-6 on average
Looks like the mothers are on the other foot
Why alien tongue have knockback? I also saw some items that have stats I don't have in my game..... I checked updated in steam and my game is up to date.
Dex is playing on the beta version.
I have a hunch we might see a Nuclear Launcher IV...
Should probably grab padding and late game dont bother buying items for the extra hp
I Don't have the option to start with the quarterstaff...help?
how you got quarterstaff? do you need find it as reward first?
Hey Dex, wie wär’s mal mit nem kleinen Spezial für uns Deutsche Fans? :D Vielleicht mit dem Streamer im Endless (der Pietsmiet Jungs halber)? ;)
Why dont i have the newest balance changes?
Oh no! Dex go smothered to death!
Could you do a guide for Streamer on Danger 5? I have no idea how to make this character work properly on this difficult
He did it already
Day 33 of asking you to play "Wall World"
15:50 😂😂😂
Community post was so good it nuked the recording😔
hey Dex pls can you link the mods you use in the descriptions
There arent any mods used
You want ungodly bad weapon drops try Circular Saw.....
brotato got ruined for me when i got to like wave 1000 with the potato cannons
I've accidentally stopped bosses from spawning on Xbox by standing on the x😅
Bro dex brotato still isnt updated for me on the switch😭😭😭
It's because what he is playing is kinda like a beta, I think the proper DLC isn't out yet
@@astro6392Yeah it's the Steam beta. Some of the DLC stuff got added as a preview to it.
For me the mutant still has the old stats ;-; the +200% xp
PLEASE do a whole video like on 16:16 😂 it killed me
modded brotato pls
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