12 micro-songs to sharpen your chastity
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I want a full version of “Dinosaur/Meteor” just an entire song about Daniel liking conflicting things.
With Meteor sound effects and Dinosaurs screaming! I want to hear that chaos as Daniel is just singing about it lmao
i would love that
This... YUS...
humidifiers and dehumidifiers
Don’t we all
This needs to be a Broadway Musical 🎭
Make it happen, Tay!
holy shit it's the chocolate rain guy
Definitely
Will you be a part of the musical if it happens?
holy shit, you still do stuff on youtube? I haven't seen you around in YEARS dude
*TIMESTAMPS FOR ALL SONGS*
0:02 name every pokemon
0:11 dinosaurs v meteors
0:28 kale
0:36 get out plane baby
0:43 b84
0:50 too many melons
1:01 well well bang bang
1:14 basketball
1:26 the trial
1:37 heaven
1:51 coffee v coffin
2:00 arby's: we have the bees
2:27 the sketch after the sketch that happens to be paid for
Thanks
Not all heros wear capes.
Neither should you, capes are stupid
@@Katonato NO CAPESSS
caffeine on dairy
@@Diana-gu3oyCome on darling...
i love how he has a laptop in front of him only for Arby's bees, as if he just read the article and immediately started singing about it
"hmmm, I wanna make a song about Arby's. Let's look up a quick interesting article about them and...
Wait, bees? In an Arby's?
That'll work.'
Daniel's face just staring into an endless void with his angelic singing at 1:38 is simply a beautiful thing to witness
A busty lady’s on my flight 😂😂
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok😊
lol he should be on Broadway
I CANNOT STOP LISTENING
he's not staring into an endless void, he's staring at the busty lady on his flight
I cannot get over how good Daniel's gruff voice is at 1:49 and it is criminal that it is cut so short
honestly though too good!
"WHOOAA"
I have seen this video like 20 times and everytime I hope for that song to be longer
This is the comment I was looking for.
Right! I had to rewind the video several times just to appreciate those great vocals!
The horny widow to her son part flashbanged me lmao
for real lol caught me so off guard
That's what her son said
Ik this is a bit old but like, I had to stop the video to process that
@@william_long1065STOOOP-
@@Lingen_4Ik this is a bit old but like same
I now need a full power ballad version of "Heaven (Turbulence Tonight)"
Would be awesome if he layered multiple vocals of him harmonizing (HEAVVEEEENNNNN)
YES@@rayneforrest7582
YES
Frrrrr
real
1:01 That was the most Bo Burnham sounding song Daniel has and possibly ever will do. It's the perfect blend of hilarious and jaw droppingly DARK.
Wait-wheres the dark part?
@@thesplendidallay6846”you look just like your father”
…
“A horny widow to her son”
I don't think it was the most Bo sounding one, but it def gave welcome to the internet vibes
wow
@@mjgray192 yeah maybe it was the jury duty one at 1:25
I would pay serious money for a full version of Too Many Melons (0:50) and Heaven (1:37). They slappp
Sammeeeee
That last "heaven" hit WAYY too hard
my chastity is like a knife now, thank you daniel
ah shit! my for some reason is like a banana.
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok
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R/brandnewsentence ?
I can't wait when someday Daniel writes a full blown musical and we will end up having banger songs about flossing your teeth or something like that.
Igowallah
We can always count on Daniel to bring up real issues, like why are there so many melons in fruit bowls??
i know!!! like i want more strawberries thank you
Melons in a fruit bowl was a JAM
Hey, melons in fruit bowls are awesome! But only if they are honeydew or watermelon. Cantaloupe can go and kick rocks!
Melons are like baby chickens.
@@DahomeyMino cantaloupe is an underrated fruit! It's just as sweet as watermelon and definitely sweeter than honey dew. It's just a little tangier than the others 😢 I appreciate you cantaloupe
1:26 That actually sounds like an interesting premise for a episode/show/movie.
This, 0:11 and 1:37 are my favorite.
1:48 goes so hard I want to hear the chorus
As a busty lady who has often felt insecure about that, the heaven/busty lady/airplane song (1:35) gave me a concerning amount of confidence. Thank you Daniel
there are multiple implications here but I don’t like any of them
@@WuhHuh The pfp is perfect for this situation
I want full versions of “Too Many Melons” (0:50), “Heavenly Turbulence” (1:37) and “Jury Duty Stress” (1:26)
same we need a petition lmao
lol the melons are just sour watermelon, bitter cantaloupe, and bland honeydew.
I love Jury Duty so much.
@@user-ql1oy6nq8k maybe in fruit bowls, I don't know, but Cantaloupe is my favorite fruit. It's sweet, not bitter.
The melon song was the most offensive thing I've heard since... Maybe a few minutes ago or something.
Same also dinos v meteors and Arby’s bees
Jury duty could absolutely be one of those cult classic songs thats not talked about for like 5 years but suddenly gets a crazy following of ppl misremembering if it was based off a true story or not.
Omg yes, i need a song that sounds like it...
2 years later and the sequel we didnt deserve, but needed is finally here, Daniel's voice is angelic
omg it HAS been that long
I had to check because I didn't want to believe it
why are you everywhere
you are everywhere, also the don't read my name guy.
@@ollieeverett2123 I'm beginning to think it's not the same person but multiple people with the same looking profile
dare: appear on the videos of my hobby
0:01 90's Bullying
0:10 The Lament of Every 6 year old boy
0:27 Lettuce with a Spine(Should we be eating that?)
0:35 Xenophobia but only against toddlers specifically
0:43 Where's everyone going? Bingo?
0:49 The Fruit Bowl Ballad
1:00 The Plumber, The Gunner and a little bit of Incest
1:14 Daniel criticizes sport
1:25 Poetic Irony at the Courtroom
1:37 The Mile High Club is shaking
1:50 A tough decision to make
1:59 Welcome to the Alley Bee-d and Bee-reakfast
You are awesome lol, I love all these titles
Question: what is xenophobia?
@@AnimeHater930 it’s a hatred or fear against foreign people
@@averyisalemon280 isn't that the same thing as racism?
@@AnimeHater930 xenophobia’s only towards people who are from a different country, racism is just different races
The whole Arby's bees RnB bars line was unironically greatly delivered. It has Daniel's character definitely but also a great musical theater vibe to it. It brightened my day :D
2:09 truly a Lin-Manuel Miranda moment
1:48 your voice was amazing when you sang heaveeeen. That tingled my ears, please make more !!
When the perfect amount of vocal distortion in the voice just hits right!
I was looking for a comment about when he sang melons but this is good enough.
But did no one else notice how amazing the yell-singing was???
edit: 0:54
I know right. Freaking amazing
@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureok
@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureok
“Too much melon in my fruit bowl” is my soul turned into music.
Need the full song lol
Been waiting for one of these:
0:02 Pokemon Bully
0:11 Conflict of Interest
0:30 Ballad of the Kid Who Hates Veggies
0:36 Another Song in Which Daniel Bullies Helpless Beings
0:43 B84: Bingo for President
0:50 Declaration of Fruitdependence
1:01 Well, Well Well, Bang, Bang, Bang, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
1:14 Makes No Sense
1:25 Murder Duty
1:37 Turbulence: A Ballad
1:51 You Can Only Pick One: A Ballad About How Nasty Coffee Truly Is (Pick the Coffin)
1:59 Some Clever Musings That Kinda Make Sense (Arby's Bees)
2:30 Hoodie Guy Has Yet Another Weird Idea
0:43 is amazing to me lmao, "A prerequisite to be the president" I am dead 💀💀💀💀
THATS A BINGO!
THE RETURN OF THE SERIES
I'VE WAITED SO LONG
@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok I won't
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok we won't
1:07 took me SO off guard oh my god
He finally did it! He wrote original songs! Teach will be proud
WHY IS 0:50 SO CATCHY! AND WHY IS IT GIVING ME SOME SORT OF SLEEP-DEPRIVED MOTIVATION TO MAKE A VERSION OF THAT! I HATE INSOMNIA ;-;
@Logan46859too*
I can feel my chastity being put against the grindstone as we speak
Lol
Your enchants are gone, coolio
I need a full version of "Heaven"@1:36, stat! Pretty please. xD
Daniel, my guy, you're a musical and comedic genius.
THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWLS
Daniel singing a perfectly held note with the weirdest face is the best thing in this planet
2:00 halp my brain cell can’t handle his logic
This got me dying on the floor like:
"the arensjemsbbnenanwk"
Best lyrics ever
Same I’m having a stroke
Love your performance of "heaven" 1:37 even if its a skit you sound great, keep coming back to listen to that part
1:13 that caught me so off guard 😭😭😭💀💀
Daniel you might never see this comment, but your musical talent and storytelling ability makes anything you create entertaining. Then when you throw your many other skills in like your voice and humor, it makes me listen to your videos on loop like songs on a playlist. I need to see you succeed in your acting career bc you have so much here you can offer the world that not only would it be a shame to not see it the grand scale shows and movies are, but all of us would be worse off bc of it.
I thought you were about to do the Veggie Tales theme song- 0:02
REAL
Same
“If you like to talk to tomatoes” You probably have a very rare mental illness called “schizophrenia” in wich you hallucinate a lot and may even talk to inanimate objects.
I've watched this like 20 times and sent it to many friends. None of my friends have replied and I'm forever alone for deeply aligning with this madness
I listen to this series randomly throughout my day. The songs live rent free in my head
But what about the bees?
So true. I sing through all of them in the shower 😂
Basketball got its name from when they played with baskets instead of nets. They actually had a guy with a ladder get the ball out of the basket until someone finally decided to cut a hole in the bottom.
Imagine having that job, and then being made redundant by someone with some scissors.
Old, drunk, walk in on someone watching basketball, then throwing a tantrum about how back in them good ol days they used to have a man they needed to get the ball out off the basket. The game couldn't continue until that man got that ball out of that basket. It was, some might say, the most important position in the game. People would cheer for him when he got that ball out of that basket. Sometimes he'd play coy like he wasn't gonna get the ball out of that basket, but he always did. He had a job. He had a purpose. He was LOVED in his community.
And them some motherfucker went and cut a hole in the basket.
we need a sing-along version of all these micro-songs. i needs it
0:11 That's the unreleased Jurassic Park Theme Song by Elton John which was rejected by Spielberg, because a meteor is just a shooting star and no asteroid 🥴 Sir Elton John never talked about this song anymore.
Fact
🤓👆
Made me literally burst out laughing. It was the busty lady on the turbulent flight that did it.
That's what did it for me too
I demand a full version of every song IMMEDIATELY
More of Daniel singing, please. It's divine.
1:18 it’s because there first basketball game was with fruit baskets (I think apple picking baskets)
I'm pretty sure it was peach baskets, but who cares
@@Tandrona Ye, peach baskets. Played with a soccer ball
A full version of "heaven"/"Turbulent heaven"/"Busty turbulence" please. Please. The internet needs it. "HEEEVVAAA-"
Do you know if it’s a cover of a song? I’ve been trying to find it
@@BillBill-pz5wiidk about most if it but the third Heaven kinda sounds like bohemian rhapsody
"B84 [...] a prerequisite to be the President" is so underrated lol. I was trying to recall if maybe Presidents had to take a course with the code B84, or maybe there was a B84 form... and then it clicked.
The "heaven" one is gold omg
I need a full version of the melon one; it spoke to me.
These songs give me Rick and Morty energy for some reason, would love a collab😄
I need a full version of 'Arby's bees'. Cause goddamn, is it a bop.
2:00 Being a Vampire I see no choice to be superior to option B.
ok one i would love a bo burnham and daniel thrasher collab. two i would also want to hear a full version of the stress of being picked for jury duty.
1:37 there needs to be a full version of this song, it's so beautiful! 😮
Oh and, hearing 1:09 on mother's day is f@cked up! 😂😂😂
let's be honest, if these were all full versions and this were an album we would all buy it!
1:27 I feel ya
Wai-
So relatable
Why is there to many melons in fruit bowls 😂
I'm fully convinced Daniel can make a full original music video around his skit characters
I am another person wishing desperately for a full version of the Jury Criminal. That stuff sounds frickin' amazing.
Ikr
Heaven
I'm in heaven
A busty lady's on my flight
And there's tUrBuLeNcE ToNiGhT
*OHHHHH hEaVeN*
🤣🤣🤣
We demand a full version..
@@marta_na_moto true that 🤣
When "You Look Just Like Your Father" hit, my chastity became vorpal
I thought the first song was going to be like the veggie tales song for a second.😂
Basketball used to use actual peach baskets, until the guy with who had to climb the ladder every time to get the ball back was like "hey ya know what'd be wild what if we put a hole in the basket", so now we have funnel things and air jordans
i'm back >:)
1. 0:02 Bullies vs Nerds
2. 0:10 Conflicting Things (Daniel, Dinos and Meteors)
3. 0:27 Questioning Kale
4. 0:36 Foreigners on a Flight
5. 0:43 We Have a Bingo!
6. 0:49 Fruit Bowl Frenzy: An Overload of Melons
7. 1:01 America
8. 1:14 Basketball Conspiracy Theories
9. 1:25 Courtroom Carnage
10. 1:36 Heavenly Turbulence
11. 1:51 Coffee and Coffin
12. 1:59 Ar-Bees
you're welcome
2:20 Is it
a. it’s sugar = it is sugar
b. it’s sugar = it has sugar
c. it’s sugar = its sugar
d. it’s sugar = it sugar
all of the above
A
thanks for the microsongs, daniel. my chastity, already bulletproof, now is even sharper than ever before.
The full send at the end of the Heaven bit absolutely cracks me up.
2:28 What is this? A center for ants?
That's how you get ants!
Basketball was created using peach baskets. That is why they are shaped like funnels. They would pop out the bottom of the basket and nail it to a pole to paly. They design always worked so that why it's still shaped like peach baskets today
Daniel literally exploring the frontiers of human intelligence
He needs to drop a album at this point and I need a full version of the Melons i love that
Daniel gets ever more chaotic with each video
Current DnD alignment: chaotic evil
I need to hear the full “Heaven” song immediately
0:23 I did not see that coming, but I love the internal conflict 🤣
So turns out this entire video is just Daniel getting rid of his micro aggression towards the most random shit ever, and I don't disagree with him on most skits 👍
nah we need full versions of:
0:11 "I like dinosaurs but conflictingly I like meteors"
0:36 "Tiny Baby on my flight"
0:43 "Prerequisite to be the President"
0:50 "Too Many MELONNNNSSSSSSSS"
1:01 "well bang zoom"
1:14 "basketball"
"You look just like your father" 🤣
"Bang bang bang said the drummer with a gun" it caught me off guard and its my favorite part 😂
I can vividly picture Daniel just dying in between takes as he comes up with something to add! HEAVEN!!!
OMG!! “I am in heaven” made me bust out, laughing!!!😂😂😂😂
1:48 that's a whole-ass MOOD lmao
0:28 I legitimately heard "Whats the deal with Kel?"
I was concerned where Daniel got the ideas for these songs and this amazing title, but then I remember that it’s Daniel we should always be concerned
0:00 Intro
1. 0:02 Randomized Bets
2. 0:11 Conflicting Opinions
3. 0:28 Inedible Veggies
4. 0:36 Language Disadvantage
5. 0:43 Double Likely
6. 0:50 Fruit Hatred
7. 1:01 Catchy Conundrums
8. 1:15 Just Why?
9. 1:26 Crime Court
10. 1:37 Chaotic Heaven
11. 1:51 Pick one
12. 1:59 Busy *B*
2:27 Squared Sponsor
I like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need full versions of all of these songs. This was hilarious
Daniel: “If you can name every Pokémon, then I get to call you a nerd.”
Me (who has BDG’s Perfect Pokérap memorized): “:(“
we really need a full version of "Heaven"
the heaven song is perfect. long version pls./
I'm gonna throw it out there, I reckon Daniel was on a flight recently before he made this video lmao. A baby and a busty lady on his flight, and too many melons in his fruit bowl (which is a classic plane food problem in my experience). I love this!
The "nets" for basketball used to be literal baskets nailed to a board.
Cool😎
Time stamps
Name every pokemon 0:02
But conflictingly 0:14
Kale 🥬 0:30
Baby on my flight 0:36
B84 0:44
TOO MANY MELONS 0:50
Well well well bang bang bang 1:00
Basketball 🏀 1:14
Jury stress 1:25
Heaven 1:37
Coffee or coffin 1:51
Arby's bees 1:59
Ants 2:27
Thank you!!!! I needed this for the melons!
@@AedanCampbell-px3osyou welcome
@@AedanCampbell-px3osI like the TOO MANY MELONS too:)
These micro songs feel like Daniel slowly becoming more insane... I like it!
"yeah Im talking to you tiny baby on my flight" litterally had to pause the video bc I was broke at that
Thanks to this masterpiece my chastity has no issues, thank you Daniel…
Something about “Are Arby’s bees’ airbnbs? Or are Arby’s bees living there rent free? BRB Barbie, Arby’s are bees’ R&B bars and BnBs at the Arby’s” is just pure art.
I love how the last one he needed the computer in front of him to say bees in arby's in the R&B 😂
Why are the plot twists in his songs at the same randomness of my thought process right as I try to go to bed