[YTP] Jordan Returns

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024
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  • @bigcheese0068
    @bigcheese0068 Год назад +1779

    “I think im a pirate therefore i arrr” is the FUNNIEST thing ever omg

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 Год назад +328

    Right off the bat, already dying laughing at "People always ask me what it's like to be autistic. And I don't know why that is"

  • @dwaynebow
    @dwaynebow Год назад +158

    we asked a hundred women, “how you been, man?”
    “thank you very much”
    😂😂

  • @TrollStack
    @TrollStack Год назад +560

    Great callback to “you can be cum” and I loved the “I am a pirate, therefore I arr” joke. Very funny!

    • @dieterdietert7232
      @dieterdietert7232 Год назад +1

      Descartes said: "i am a pirate...."
      dont forget to mention DESCARTES! XD

    • @adaptercrash
      @adaptercrash Год назад

      I was this close to being-gay in the being-there of the other-at-hand

  • @pfsnr
    @pfsnr Год назад +196

    1:12 "Descartes said I think like a pirate therefore I arr" just made me crack up so hard

  • @R0B1NG5
    @R0B1NG5 Год назад +101

    Jordan Peterson helped me through some tough times with his very insightful and intellectual speeches about how his shit is wack. Very relatable life advice.

  • @PaulFisher
    @PaulFisher Год назад +172

    The seamless transition into a Family Feud poop within the JBPoop is 😙🤌

  • @splash_067
    @splash_067 Год назад +513

    I love how frequently you are able to produce masterpieces

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree Год назад +17

      wdym he's just uploading recordings of JP lectures

    • @SynoPTL
      @SynoPTL Год назад +7

      Can we just appreciate the effort?

    • @spudlover3939
      @spudlover3939 Год назад +9

      Literally inhuman. I'm definitely here for it

    • @The__Deadman
      @The__Deadman Год назад

      @@SRowntree Lol can you make videos as funny as this using those lectures?

    • @johnnycochicken
      @johnnycochicken Год назад +7

      I think S R was jokingly implying that JBP's lectures are already like this.

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly Год назад +340

    Your jokes continue to get better and better. Also I like how you mixed it up with an unexpected source in the middle.

  • @gamma2816
    @gamma2816 Год назад +67

    Gotta love how this guy wakes up and goes, "Hm... alright it's been a week, let's see how I can make Jordan call himself gay again this time." and I'm all for it. xD

  • @mrman2557
    @mrman2557 Год назад +290

    i liked the part when jordan said “its jordin’ time!” then killed a family of 5

  • @ARandomAccountYT
    @ARandomAccountYT Год назад +21

    "Get out of here Steve this is my video" Lmao I did not expect that 😂

  • @Floydknight
    @Floydknight Год назад +29

    1:25 “these celebrity families are gonna be battling it out for 25 bucks” LMAO

  • @awanderingcommenter
    @awanderingcommenter Год назад +35

    "I think I'm a pirate, therefore I arrr" I'm going to plunder that

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker Год назад +23

    If you close your eyes, it's almost like Kermit the Frog off his meds.

  • @ComaToast712
    @ComaToast712 Год назад +16

    BRO THE FAMILY FEUD BIT HAD ME DYING IN CLASS MY ASS IS NOT GETTING AN ASSOCIATES DEGREE BUT THAT IS FINE BY ME

  • @Joygloom
    @Joygloom Год назад +39

    I like how you continue to subject yourself to Jordan Peterson videos to make these. Godspeed, soldier.

    • @driespeeters2349
      @driespeeters2349 Год назад +3

      Chu mean, hes got solid advice. dont need to agree with everyone 100% of the times rite

  • @dixiebiscuit5623
    @dixiebiscuit5623 Год назад +11

    the way Jeeterson normally talks makes it so easy to edit him

  • @GryphinHusky
    @GryphinHusky Год назад +13

    And everybody goes [Gangsta's Paradise]

  • @joetheinfant8891
    @joetheinfant8891 Год назад +12

    That Descartes pirate quote caught me off guard and now I think I’m going to start saying it

  • @PerkolatorTheTerminator
    @PerkolatorTheTerminator Год назад +1

    “Descartes said I am a pirate, therefore I arrr” is officially part of my lexicon lol.

  • @malekartorian3054
    @malekartorian3054 Год назад +23

    Descartes said "I think Im a pirate therefore I arrr!"
    Did you...just make a philopshy joke in a ytp? Mad lad

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world Год назад +4

    I sure hope this video finds Jordan, I think he could learn something profound here.

  • @Diviance
    @Diviance Год назад +2

    This is indistinguishable from what Jordon Peterson actually says.

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio Год назад +5

    I loved the welcome to joke, and how they'd duke it out for 25 bucks the most. These people have more money than lifetime to spend it, what the hell are they going to do with 25 bucks? Cracked me right up. As well as pirate Descartes.

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel Год назад +3

    "Two celebrity families will be battling it out for 25 bucks!"

  • @bigultrafunny9751
    @bigultrafunny9751 Год назад +6

    "Descartes said I think I'm a pirate, therefore I Arr" lmao

  • @clericalheretic
    @clericalheretic Год назад +11

    i love this new age renaissance of ytp's

  • @worst00oo00
    @worst00oo00 Год назад +3

    I’m so glad I watched this Jordan Peterson documentary

  • @suezuccati304
    @suezuccati304 Год назад +3

    Tall bart: "Jordan Peterson said he's gay"
    Me: "Well, yeah, OBVIOUSLY."

  • @CauseMakesVideos
    @CauseMakesVideos Год назад +12

    the steve harvey bit was actual gold

  • @likeacroworsomething.2305
    @likeacroworsomething.2305 Год назад +3

    That robot seems like a good commericial investment. Hope it takes off, for the money.

  • @Michael-Hammerschmidt
    @Michael-Hammerschmidt Год назад +3

    "Descartes said, I think I'm a pirate, therefore I arr"

  • @Kreiser_VII
    @Kreiser_VII Год назад +1

    "Woman named Finger" made me recoil in laughter

  • @Heinrick192
    @Heinrick192 Год назад +16

    This is too funny, you're causing me bodily harm from laughing

  • @ianmay9372
    @ianmay9372 Год назад +17

    Yet another masterpiece. You never fail to impress with these. 0:49 has me doubled over

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 Год назад +59

    Of all the interesting revelations featured in this YTP I think the one I'm having the hardest time wrapping my head around is The Artist Formerly Known As Kanye on Family Feud. How did they get him to _not_ be insane long enough to film an entire game show?

    • @Keihzaru
      @Keihzaru Год назад +1

      He was taking his meds back the so he was the normal amount of crazy instead of the bat shit insane level he is now.

    • @Seedr0
      @Seedr0 Год назад

      black man bad

  • @NikHuhr
    @NikHuhr Год назад +8

    *This page is definitely the next thing that will blow up... guaranteed. This is extreme meme talent, and genuine talent at that. God bless you man you're onto a good thing. Don't stop!*

  • @solbradguy7628
    @solbradguy7628 Год назад +2

    "Welcome to Steeeeeeeve" really got me for some reason

  • @jalalasif3898
    @jalalasif3898 Год назад +1

    NEVER STOP MAKING THESE!

  • @nsbd90now
    @nsbd90now Год назад +1

    When he went for that "detox" my understanding he was diagnosed with some form of schizophrenia, a dx he rejects, of course. However, it would explain his odd hand gestures, emotional lability and word salads.

  • @WilliamEly0
    @WilliamEly0 Год назад +7

    Please never stop making these

  • @brendan6778
    @brendan6778 Год назад +7

    I think im a pirate, therefore I arr
    LET’S MEET THE FAMILIES, IT’S THE WOWWOW
    These are so well written, perfect balance of thought out coherent jokes and then complete bullshit that catches me out of nowhere
    Love love these. Actual god of the genre, really didnt expect to find ytps funny in my 20s but here we are

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 Год назад +2

    "I think I'm a pirate, therefore I arr" slayed my ENTIRE EXISTENCE XD

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 Год назад +2

    Absolute masterpiece, very cs188-esque. Earned a sub!!

  • @Noutelus
    @Noutelus Год назад +4

    Never seen Jordan being so informative and helpfull before.

  • @TheGameCapsule
    @TheGameCapsule Год назад +1

    I'm surprised RUclips poops are still a thing. This was pinnacle 2007 content and you and others are keeping it alive.

  • @TheRealCPTClarky
    @TheRealCPTClarky Год назад +6

    Also glad to see Ye is listening to at least one of his lawyers 🤣

  • @davtheslav7861
    @davtheslav7861 Год назад +4

    This is truly thank you very much of all time. Yee

  • @izhiptobesquare624
    @izhiptobesquare624 Год назад +7

    Without an doubt, you are the best YTP creator.RAT!

  • @Kelgore
    @Kelgore Год назад +1

    my new favorite channel please never stop

  • @kaihart8275
    @kaihart8275 Год назад +8

    Legendary shit right here. this shit's changing politics as we speak

  • @kevinmurphy5878
    @kevinmurphy5878 Год назад +1

    This has transcended YTPs and is genuine comedy gold. The pirate one got me

  • @puppable
    @puppable Год назад +3

    very funny watching all of the jeebeep stans stumbling over each other to try and claim this stuff for their own every single time lmao

  • @dagoth3663
    @dagoth3663 Год назад +3

    That Descartes joke is gold

  • @piyushdwivedi7195
    @piyushdwivedi7195 Год назад +9

    Melted away all my exam tension. 😂🤣

  • @guitar_jero
    @guitar_jero Год назад +1

    A Kid named Finger meme? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the internet, localized entirely within your RUclips channel?!

  • @rookpwnd
    @rookpwnd Год назад

    "Thank you very much" being the top answer was so good.

  • @ilonachan
    @ilonachan Год назад +2

    steamed hams but it's Jordan Peterson on the Joe Rogan Experience

  • @metamentality9818
    @metamentality9818 Год назад +1

    my favorite thing about the poop genre is the random tangent in content that you didn't ask for

  • @oscardunn8060
    @oscardunn8060 Год назад

    Somehow missed this one when it came out, but I have to leave a comment now because I think the “I think I’m a pirate, therefore I arr” joke might just be the best joke I’ve ever seen in a ytp. Amazing!

  • @zefile
    @zefile Год назад +3

    there hadn't been good ytps since the ytpfr scene died. thank you for making these they're amazing!

  • @birj8414
    @birj8414 Год назад +6

    I have to be honest... I NEED MORE STEVE CONTENT PLEASE PLEASE. JUST DO A FULL VIDEO WITH STEVE

  • @griffenangel27
    @griffenangel27 Год назад +2

    Another absolute killer. Thank you very much.

  • @ARandomAccountYT
    @ARandomAccountYT Год назад +2

    This is one of my favorites so far so many good parts

  • @fuselwuselmusel2164
    @fuselwuselmusel2164 Год назад +1

    Man, you just keep delivering!

  • @jakepierson6208
    @jakepierson6208 Год назад +40

    Came here for the title, stayed for the editing to make Jordan more accurate.

  • @DrdrGames
    @DrdrGames Год назад +3

    This one was especially good.

  • @HarryR545
    @HarryR545 Год назад +2

    ‘I think I’m a pirate therefore I arr’ - René Descartes

  • @cubeofdestiny
    @cubeofdestiny Год назад +1

    It just keeps getting better

  • @GlitterInTheSnow
    @GlitterInTheSnow Год назад +8

    Women pretty 😭

  • @syppy7416
    @syppy7416 Год назад +1

    if Jordan talked like this, I'd listen to him

  • @radosam8415
    @radosam8415 Год назад +1

    Without your videos idk how I'd be able to get thru the stresses I've been dealing with lately. That gangstas paradise part had me rolling

  • @Tezorus
    @Tezorus Год назад +11

    It's really funny.
    Yet ...
    It's a bit of a cheating when you consider how much crap jordan is saying on a daily basis.

    • @aabracadavra
      @aabracadavra Год назад +2

      You got a point. It's free real estate.

  • @birdup1_2
    @birdup1_2 Год назад +11

    Pordan Jeterson

  • @coalminor
    @coalminor Год назад +2

    Goood jokes, funny interlude, got some oldskool YTP vibes in this one also, as usual great stuff! :)

  • @rerorine
    @rerorine Год назад +2

    This gotta be your best one yet, loved it

  • @tuxcrafting
    @tuxcrafting Год назад +2

    "i am a pirate therefore i arr" is incredible

  • @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs
    @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs Год назад +3

    I clicked on this video with the promise of a hotdog- you owe me a hotdog.

  • @LeoBladini
    @LeoBladini Год назад +3

    please, keep those coming. they are hilarious and fun to watch

  • @merchant271
    @merchant271 Год назад +1

    jesus christ, this might be your funniest one yet. Please keep going

  • @kim-xf7yd
    @kim-xf7yd Год назад

    This video just kept on giving, right till the end.

  • @Thiago-lg8sp
    @Thiago-lg8sp Год назад +1

    "Thank you Very much"
    A wise man

  • @ToTheNines87368
    @ToTheNines87368 Год назад +1

    It’s easy to edit shit together, buts it’s hard to do it and be this funny. Well done bucko.

  • @eliseoramos397
    @eliseoramos397 Год назад +1

    Superb sentence mixing . I tip my hat to you .

  • @staomruel
    @staomruel Год назад +1

    I hurt myself laughing.
    10/10 would gladly hurt myself again.

  • @thatsawesomeithink
    @thatsawesomeithink Год назад +1

    i think this is my favorite of yours yet. very funny mans!!

  • @EvanNee
    @EvanNee Год назад +1

    okay this wins everything, best bart yet
    "Descartes said, 'I think I'm a pirate, therefore I arr'" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @uncagedpine9589
    @uncagedpine9589 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love your videos man

  • @NYCybertruck
    @NYCybertruck Год назад +1

    Lol that Keanu meme is a throwback

  • @blackholestudios9284
    @blackholestudios9284 Год назад

    Haven't laughed this hard at a ytp since Durhamrockerz lmfao. Instantly subbed. Great work dude 😂😂😁

  • @Zyncra
    @Zyncra Год назад

    That pirate joke almost made my lungs collapse you scallywag

  • @aeronomen
    @aeronomen Год назад +2

    Bro every ytp jordan Paterson involves him talking about the shape of his wiener or rats🤣🤣🤣

  • @superturtle64
    @superturtle64 Год назад +2

    In a spiral, it's very small

  • @atocanboi409
    @atocanboi409 Год назад +2

    the production quality has gotten up in this one, which makes up for the lack of rats imo

  • @svt9068
    @svt9068 Год назад +1

    I know for certain jordan peterson would laugh his fucking ass off watching this

  • @chottochotto7112
    @chottochotto7112 Год назад +1

    you know anything about that robot?...for research.

  • @BasedDad1987
    @BasedDad1987 Год назад +1

    The Ye family feud tie in was genius.

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom Год назад +2

    I love a little side harvey with my peterson steak

  • @craft_io
    @craft_io Год назад +1

    I wonder if he knows these exist and if he's seen any of them.