Sentence splicing takes work abd understanding of speech tones, just like the strokes of a brush on a canvas. It is objectively better because I'm human and I'm biased, add "gay" to that SooS.
I love how an explanation of the struggle between a big rat and a small rat went from saying the big rat destroys the small rat, to saying the small rat knifes the big rat, but then it turns out big rat still wins because big rat faked the knifing incident and is still at large (pun intended).
Can always find a way to sneak in a story about the rats. I love it! You are the indisputable master of YTP, Hugely Considerable Bartholomew! Keep up the amazing work.
I truly love the idea of jordan peterson becoming this sort of cracked out charlie kelly from its always sunny character type that keeps breaking into the university and spouting rat nonsense much better look for him imo very good work you do
Brilliant! I see you've gone searching for other source videos, and the work you've put into it really shows. Thank you for digesting all of this crap and turning it into quality poop for us to enjoy. Like the middle segment of a human centipede. The Tucker Carlson segments were especially good. He always uses the same inflections regardless of what he's pretending to be mad about today, so clipping his sentence fragments together flows super smoothly.
Peterson believing Nazi Germany wasn't good and struggling to convince his audience of that is shockingly accurate, at least for his early popularity boom period.
NDT is sort of the liberal mirror version of people like Peterson where he's incredibly knowledgeable in his chosen field of study but he's also one of these people who unfortunately thinks that his expertise in astrophysics translates to being that authoritative in everything he has an opinion about. Also he'll probably go insane one day.
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@@RatPfink66 If you are talking about the last clip it is Annie Lööf, former leader of the Swedish Center party (basically a liberal party who used to be a farmers party) lol And her hair is red, I think it is the light that makes it seem blond
I randomly thought of the two rats bit one day in class and was kicked out for constantly laughing. Maybe the real rat was the friends we made along the way 🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁
More neil degrasse tyson please! "you leave ice on the counter and it will melt... because it's fucking ice. do this experiment at least once a day" 🤣☠
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The AI stuff is pretty fun but sentence splicing just hits on a different level
Yeah just knowing they have actually said these things makes it so much funnier
Sentence splicing takes work abd understanding of speech tones, just like the strokes of a brush on a canvas. It is objectively better because I'm human and I'm biased, add "gay" to that SooS.
Whole heartedly agree
I agree. Reject modernity, and return to romanticism or whatever it was
Yes
I love how an explanation of the struggle between a big rat and a small rat went from saying the big rat destroys the small rat, to saying the small rat knifes the big rat, but then it turns out big rat still wins because big rat faked the knifing incident and is still at large (pun intended).
"big rat at large" sounds like a movie i would totally watch
@@Tulip_bipstreamer career that already exists
I'm glad you had a week off, the output you were doing initially was insane! Don't burn out, you're a precious top tier shitposter 💜
well said!
amen to this
Preach it
"F**K YOU, just take the rats."
-probably the best way to summarize
"I did it for the LULz - LULz, this is the plural form of LOL - laugh out loud"
Pee Pee Jordanson is the most grammatically correct prankster
“The ice will melt because it’s fucking ice”. Instant like.
The editing is so slick that if you look away from the screen you'll forget you're watching a YTP
I never look at the screen, because I can't stomach Peterson's face, and I concur! I have to keep in mind that this is not documentary.
@2:25
Try this at home:
Get a big block of ice.
Leave it on the counter.
What'll happen is...
...the ice will melt.
Because it's fucking ice.
Lmao
I've been laughing at this shit for the past 10 minutes, send help
D A R K
T E T R A D
R A T
3:59 i love how their expressions just match what he’s saying💀💀
Can always find a way to sneak in a story about the rats. I love it! You are the indisputable master of YTP, Hugely Considerable Bartholomew! Keep up the amazing work.
Well Jordan is the one sneaking in the rats
That rat story was a rollercoaster, but I was fully invested.
Jordanson is the man who discovered rats after all
YTP has a certain beautiful humor that AI could never capture
"This isn't contentious. I have NO sex, at all."
Stop repeating this comment for the millionth time for attention
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 cumshot gifs
@@neo-filthyfrank1347eat and take a nap
Thanks Tall Bart, I wouldn't had been able to seat through hours of Jordan Peterson, just to learn the valuable infor tha lulz is the plural of lol.
*Pee Pee Jortson
“I did it for the lulz” love it. Outstanding editing ❤
lmaooo and that part wasn't even edited (but yes, agreed!)
I was so afraid we weren't going to get a rat story!!
When you see Dr. PeePee in the thumb you know rat times are coming. Or rarely, lobster times.
Ben: "How did you get here?" 3:03
Neil: "It's a free country!"
lol, Neil just stumbled into Ben's studio unannounced
That's an interesting way to say "the guards were atomized instantly"
Shapiro..was..interviewing Grass after all
In reality, Neil wasn't there, and Ben forgot to take his medication...
Ok the segment at 1:38 is absolutely too good. My stomach hurts. How are you so good at making these, man??
Wanted to write exactly this so I'll just leave a comment for the algorithm
pretty sure that's unedited
legit caught me off guard into a coughing fit when "why not just leave? Because fuck you"
@@bruhmomentobruhyeah that exact part is legit word for word what he said. the whole vid is a riot tbf
Your sentence mixing is insanely good and I love your work so much.
Love the Nelward music too. ‘Ghost’ kicks ass!
Same here happy to see more nelward fans
I was not expecting him to explain his edging practice! Lmao!
Man I wonder what he was talking about
i didnt know how much i missed Jordy and his rats.
The splices are funny but the fact he said "dark tetrad rat" is hilarious
This man has singlehandedly resurrected the YTP genre
Idk da things has been going strong for a long time.
@@jacobtheurer3425 and cs188. and Flying Kitty.
"i only watch this guys ytps" =/= "only this guy makes ytps"
Shooting Films too, as well as everyone he has on for his Scott the Woz YTP comps
I want to service his manhood. No homo
It *looked* like a recipe at 1:31 at first, until you get to the part about ancient chants.
Your ytp writing is fantastic. I think the next level would be experimenting with visual edits more.
I've never seen a man outdo himself this many times in a row.
I truly love the idea of jordan peterson becoming this sort of cracked out charlie kelly from its always sunny character type that keeps breaking into the university and spouting rat nonsense much better look for him imo very good work you do
Brilliant! I see you've gone searching for other source videos, and the work you've put into it really shows. Thank you for digesting all of this crap and turning it into quality poop for us to enjoy. Like the middle segment of a human centipede.
The Tucker Carlson segments were especially good. He always uses the same inflections regardless of what he's pretending to be mad about today, so clipping his sentence fragments together flows super smoothly.
0:44 “Let me tell you why: Deez Nuts.
AHAAAAAAAA!”
Jordan Pee Pee Man found that one really funny.
The adventures of P.P. Jordanson will never lose their lustre for me. Please never stop.
I’m starting to think Jordan has no idea what a rat even is
Fake news
Peterson believing Nazi Germany wasn't good and struggling to convince his audience of that is shockingly accurate, at least for his early popularity boom period.
Random guy : "hello, fan of your work, what about the Jewish Question ?"
Early Peterson : "What the fuck ?"
@@TheFiresloth Why? How could you stance more inaccuratly?
To be fair if I’m talking to someone who I suspect thinks Nazi Germany was a good thing I’d try to persuade them otherwise
@@nodical802 same here obviously, I wasn't taking a dig at Peterson here. The whole situation was just sad if anything
"Believe it or not Pragur U may soon be a thing of the past" best news I've heard all year lol
I am drunk.
This is brilliant.
Thanks.
1:44 "I'm gonna give you 100 rats to fuck off."
You're a real one. An instant favorite. Hope your situation is balancing out better for you.
Oh my, that was not a recipe.
The reaction shot at 4:04 killed me
Thanks so much for this, glad you're back!!
So glad you took a break, but also so incredibly happy that there is a new amazing video
So glad to see you still doing edits and not going full AI on us.
Please tell me Neil in the Tallbartverse has a Peterson-esque hyperfixation on dinosaurs
Ok but Neil De Grass Tyson comes off as more charismatic than in real life
NDT is sort of the liberal mirror version of people like Peterson where he's incredibly knowledgeable in his chosen field of study but he's also one of these people who unfortunately thinks that his expertise in astrophysics translates to being that authoritative in everything he has an opinion about.
Also he'll probably go insane one day.
"How low can you get?"
"Really low.."
Thanks for making these man :D
I don't know why I didn't expect him to talk about rats, but I'm so glad he did 🦡🐀
Pee Pee Jordanson is one of the philosophers of our time
2:26 oml im cryinggg
Where is the big rat? We have no way of really knowing...
Man, I love these
your sentence splicing is so good
WHY'S HE JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A DOOFUS LMAOOOOOO 3:16
this has to be the best one so far -Gus
It's not a Jordan Peterson RUclips Poop without Jordan veering off to talk about rats.
-"I'm just some idiot professor and you can add gay to that"
I'm dead
genuinely can't tell the difference between that and an unedited JP rant
I'm glad to see the JoJ tradiition being passed on to other YTP editors
What I’ve learned so far is that rats are something Jordan knows really well about
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"If you're not living then you're dead 😠😂😠"
bruh this is absolutely art, i predict this channel is going to blow up
the puzzled and disgusted faces at the end make that segment even better
who is the STUNNING blonde woman?
@@RatPfink66 If you are talking about the last clip it is Annie Lööf, former leader of the Swedish Center party (basically a liberal party who used to be a farmers party) lol
And her hair is red, I think it is the light that makes it seem blond
The level of your ytp is incredible, keep up the great work this is funny af fr
If I had money I'd give you some VTB. Love the work. Would like to see some lizard people eyes edited in if it's possible.
That sheep bounce is my favorite detail.
Did not expect Nelward intro
What's better than a Jordan Peterson speech? A YTP where his speech gets messy 😂
or almost anything tbh
that final scene from skavlan was so funny. the way fredrik looks at him really got me
welcome back king
Lenonardo kills me
hilarious as always, love your content!
Beautiful work as always very short marge
When he said "deez nuts" I felt that.
In my mouth.
Watching this video for the creative editing, and of course, I'm on crack
This is top tier YTP. creme of the crop bro!! thank you for this
I love Lenodardo Capriccio.
Can't believe i only just found these. For once, I agree with Jordan. These do have very creative editing.
"During the dinosaurs... there was dinosaurs on Earth. The Earth had dinosaurs, right?" - Neil The Grass Tyson
The fucking rats get me everytime bro💀
Work of art
I love how the big rat and little rat always come into it
Your best work yet :3
A radically creative genius like Lennon Nardo
I don't know why the JoJ jokes starting at 1:17 just killed me but.... it's just the best JoJ I've heard in a long time.
YTPs are exponentially funnier than text to speech of the same jokes
Bro the ice had me ☠️☠️☠️
The rant about rats...is definitely something Peterson would say...exactly as you made it...
I'm scared
I randomly thought of the two rats bit one day in class and was kicked out for constantly laughing. Maybe the real rat was the friends we made along the way 🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁
YES! Absolutely stellar!
I'm crying at my desk this is so funny
Wow next level sentence mixing 😂
Annie Lööf! I did not expect to see her here!
Him explaining lulz without editing is genius
Okay!!! I’ve never laughed so hard in my f-ing life 😂😂😂
That garbage guitar solo at 3:16 gets me.
I must have missed something with NDT speaking with Shen Bapiro
More neil degrasse tyson please! "you leave ice on the counter and it will melt... because it's fucking ice. do this experiment at least once a day" 🤣☠
We love you Tart
Brother Bart, the Tallest of Us All.
My favorite part of these is looking for the weird ass clips that arent edited at all
I can't tell whats more impressive: your editing skills or pee pee jordsoms ability to talk about rats
What’s with JP’s new thing with pretending to write stuff down while talking?
He's drawing boobs
3:41 expanse reference :D