[YTP] Jordan Peterson & more

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024
  • Twitter: TallBart
    Support: patreon.com/tallbart

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  • @EvanNee
    @EvanNee 2 года назад +1475

    you are single-handedly ushering in a new golden age of YTPs

    • @a.p.2019
      @a.p.2019 2 года назад +18

      All Hail Ser Bart the Very Tall

    • @leafslut
      @leafslut Год назад +6

      They're just really on another fucking level.

    • @NoReplyAsset
      @NoReplyAsset Год назад +14

      cs188 and DaThings are actively making hilarious YTPs too

    • @EvanNee
      @EvanNee Год назад +5

      @@NoReplyAsset DaThings is absolutely wonderful, I've been following them for a while! I'll have to check and see if I've seen any cs188.

    • @zombibyte
      @zombibyte Год назад +2

      @@EvanNee also check out Hellionhero

  • @arstotzka333
    @arstotzka333 Год назад +395

    "Because they're based"
    "Based on what?-"
    "Leave me alone"
    Lmfao

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 Год назад +624

    FINALLY, someone is talking about the invisible gorilla problem we're facing. Very hard to kill when you can't see them.

    • @WidthTomJones
      @WidthTomJones Год назад +39

      not to mention how you try and kill their phoenix and it just rises from the ashes all over again

    • @ordinaryplatinum
      @ordinaryplatinum Год назад

      4th folding screen monkey in a nutshell

    • @elduderino007
      @elduderino007 Год назад +26

      Please don't, he's the source of all good things in life.

    • @al-xks
      @al-xks 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@elduderino007but I don’t care about that

    • @elduderino007
      @elduderino007 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@al-xks I bet you don't even care about its bird!

  • @KaneWrestlingFan999
    @KaneWrestlingFan999 2 года назад +208

    The beauty in the simplicity of "It's as though we stand before two doors and there are only three of them" is so funny to me. lmao

  • @chrisgenovese8188
    @chrisgenovese8188 Год назад +85

    jordan getting weepy talking about fucking stallone is the sweetest thing.

  • @Mr.SoggyShoes
    @Mr.SoggyShoes Год назад +91

    "Because they're based"
    "Based on what?"
    "Leave me alone"
    "That is a very interesting answer to give"

  • @ComaToast712
    @ComaToast712 2 года назад +551

    Dude, I don’t know how but you make every single one of these a cinematic masterpiece. Please, never stop.

    • @SrekcapEhtKcuf
      @SrekcapEhtKcuf 2 года назад

      Yeah, just hilarious. Cutting up sound bites to make people sound like they are gay. That's pretty funny if you're like 9 years old.

  • @slaine7874
    @slaine7874 2 года назад +119

    "I don't give a shit about this. I'm old. I'm gay." Why is this so funny to me!?

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 Год назад +76

    "There's no such thing as children." - Pordan Jeterson

  • @cuckmulligan7602
    @cuckmulligan7602 Год назад +247

    "I don't give a shit about this. I'm old, I'm gay, why would I even care?"
    Words to live by.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 7 месяцев назад +4

      Most older people care too much about their own relevancy. Especially nowadays.

  • @SebsTruckStop
    @SebsTruckStop 2 года назад +66

    the ‘what is your name’ at the end got me 😂 I absolutely love these and they’re so well-made

  • @marlonmarquez4798
    @marlonmarquez4798 Год назад +49

    Killing the invisible gorilla sounds like a metaphore for something.

  • @georgekostaras
    @georgekostaras 2 года назад +184

    It never occurred to me how deeply weird Tucker is. I keep expecting the men in Black to deport him back to his home planet.

  • @youruncle2916
    @youruncle2916 2 года назад +52

    "very annoying because they're based" "based on what?"

  • @jeffbrown-hill7739
    @jeffbrown-hill7739 8 месяцев назад +9

    "Cucker Tarlson" oh my god, why did I never think of that? Genius. 🤣🤣

  • @JEP-Tech
    @JEP-Tech 2 года назад +89

    This is like sex to me. I'm Chinese. And I'm gay.

  • @seepya
    @seepya 2 года назад +128

    Your YTPs are the funniest ones I've seen in a really long time. Keep up the incredible work, you deserve a lot more recognition

    • @jacobtheurer3425
      @jacobtheurer3425 Год назад +1

      Da things is also worth a watch, excellent sentence mixing with minimal unfunny old ytp jokes.

  • @HereTakeAFlower
    @HereTakeAFlower 2 года назад +42

    Last part hit me like a semi truck

  • @dwaynezilla
    @dwaynezilla Год назад +24

    "because they're based"
    "based on what"
    "leave me alone."

  • @ethansandhu1642
    @ethansandhu1642 2 года назад +185

    I just found your videos and I’m constantly non-stop laughing with my roommates over this. It’s bloody brilliant, I don’t now how you can pump out so much original comedy this fast. I hope you get more recognition 🙏🏽🙏🏽 please start a patreon and don’t stop!!

  • @ahsokatano4908
    @ahsokatano4908 2 года назад +52

    I lost it when he said jar jar binks lol

    • @kurooaisu
      @kurooaisu 2 года назад +16

      By the way if you're asking, Matt Walsh truly said jar jar binks in the documentary. It's 100% real.

  • @dannygasparyan4902
    @dannygasparyan4902 2 года назад +27

    That ending was the icing on top, thank you

  • @Arbiter417Machinima
    @Arbiter417Machinima 2 года назад +50

    This got me through my night-shift. Loving it man

  • @honkymcwhiteboy4084
    @honkymcwhiteboy4084 Год назад +27

    Dude, you gotta start making animations to go along with speeches like at 2:50. An animation with an underwater invisible gorilla who is the source of all good things with a bird would be epic.

  • @ryan_the_overlord
    @ryan_the_overlord 2 года назад +42

    I’ve never seen ytps that are this powerful, seriously!! I’ve been sending these to all my closest friends

  • @dwaynezilla
    @dwaynezilla Год назад +10

    "Thanks for Jordan us here tonight" lol

  • @MrMattSax
    @MrMattSax Год назад +39

    Peterson crying while thinking of Stallone really did it for me

  • @r7m
    @r7m Год назад +8

    “I’m old. I’m gay” i lost it

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 Год назад +4

      "Why should I care?"

  • @ryan_the_overlord
    @ryan_the_overlord 2 года назад +26

    This Peterson Harris interview is legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 Год назад +9

    I love the self-reference in 4:40.

  • @lolcakekakelol
    @lolcakekakelol 9 месяцев назад +4

    Praise the invincible underwater gorilla with the phoenix bird companion!

  • @jakubport7361
    @jakubport7361 2 года назад +18

    You just came out of nowhere and just like that started doing the best ytp ever. What the hell.

  • @Anatolij86
    @Anatolij86 Год назад +6

    The Invisible Gorilla had me CRYINNNNG. Literally, I'm in tears !

  • @bagniik.4900
    @bagniik.4900 2 года назад +6

    I love how you've pretty much started worldbuilding here

  • @dedmin6119
    @dedmin6119 Год назад +5

    “And that’s not a good combination as it turns out” 😂

  • @AARon11414
    @AARon11414 27 дней назад +1

    “And so I’m gay, basically.”
    The inclusion of “basically” here sent me. Like the greatest jokes are these tiny understatements loaded with meaning. These are the best YTPs because they’re like levels and levels of satire that makes fun of everyone and takes no prisoners.

  • @Celestina0
    @Celestina0 Год назад +4

    as they get bigger they get blunter. How have I never noticed this before

  • @introvertedcorpse
    @introvertedcorpse 11 месяцев назад +8

    It's no longer "Gay or European"
    It is now "Gay or Chinese"

  • @jrockoclock7088
    @jrockoclock7088 9 месяцев назад +3

    criminally underrated poop imo. The outro is outstanding, also it seems like tucker's cadence makes it possible to flow anything he says into anything else he says, or your editing is just that good. Same of penis morgan. Plus the idea of a 'blunt penis' is really funny

  • @spacebacon7184
    @spacebacon7184 Год назад +5

    The tucker carlson segment at 1:38 sounds straight like it's straight out of a gta V radio talk show

  • @misterknightowlandco
    @misterknightowlandco 2 года назад +5

    Dude, the Rocky eye of the tiger bit made me laugh so hard I can barely type lol😂

  • @DuckInGameStop
    @DuckInGameStop Год назад +4

    I love how every single character is instantly revealed to be gay

  • @bmxt939
    @bmxt939 Год назад +8

    Invisible gorilla part had me wheezing.

  • @leredrasscul
    @leredrasscul Год назад +3

    The call back joke at the end was gold

  • @suezuccati304
    @suezuccati304 Год назад +3

    The invisible gorilla rant almost ended me

  • @Gracexrat
    @Gracexrat 2 года назад +7

    You made me interested in ytp again. Keep up the good work (:

  • @50629
    @50629 Год назад +5

    I think this is the best YTP I’ve ever seen

  • @ТимурГубаев-ж8ы
    @ТимурГубаев-ж8ы Год назад +1

    This wasn’t recommended to
    me by RUclips, I literally had to come up with the idea of looking up “Jordan Peterson YTP”. This has to be fixed.

  • @elijahsmith226
    @elijahsmith226 2 года назад +4

    Holy crap. The self-awareness of this video is unreal

  • @The11devans
    @The11devans Год назад +2

    This is probably your best, I'm dying laughing

  • @malekartorian3054
    @malekartorian3054 2 года назад +2

    First tucker source! Nice man love it

  • @TheWither129
    @TheWither129 4 месяца назад +1

    I feel really bad for you
    The amount of suffering, going through all this braindead slop to be able to deliver these beautiful works of art, obscene
    People who sentence mix instead of using lame ai voices are real heroes

  • @ARandomAccountYT
    @ARandomAccountYT 2 года назад +10

    Lol I love the ending well done

  • @avyghn5324
    @avyghn5324 Год назад +4

    The invisible gorilla is the source of all good things in the world.

  • @skatesatgod-fusion2619
    @skatesatgod-fusion2619 2 года назад +2

    Bruh you're on a fucking roll!!! Couldn't stop laughing. Please make more.

  • @bmxt939
    @bmxt939 Год назад +2

    The ending (how is is called?) cameo (?) is also quite impressive.

  • @michaeljagdharry
    @michaeljagdharry Год назад +2

    deserves millions of subs

  • @EugeneRossi
    @EugeneRossi 2 года назад +6

    “His intelligence is that of a dog.” Hey, don’t insult my Shiba 😂

  • @saltmaster2719
    @saltmaster2719 2 года назад +3

    You're amazing, please continue doing this!!!

  • @devinallen4708
    @devinallen4708 Год назад +2

    Wow ending really broke the 4th wall!

  • @mariannacross2538
    @mariannacross2538 Год назад +3

    can't believe jeep is also a vtb fan ❤

  • @EmeraldLavigne
    @EmeraldLavigne Год назад +2

    3:00
    I've never agreed with JBP before, until I heard him bravely say this.

  • @MattJDave
    @MattJDave Год назад +3

    1:21
    The most coherently Jordan Peterson has ever answered a question. You can tell it's a YTP because the real one would have said 'What do you mean by 'who'?'

  • @JJBerthume
    @JJBerthume 2 года назад +2

    Woah how do you not have more subs this is a masterpiece

  • @beckymcdonald9529
    @beckymcdonald9529 Год назад +1

    Finding this channel has temporarily restored my hope

  • @brsvideos8143
    @brsvideos8143 2 года назад +1

    "The Invisible Gorrila is real!" *Roe Jogan wants to know your ASL*

  • @arhswolf6550
    @arhswolf6550 Год назад +1

    You are so underrated my Boi! I love your videos

  • @fjLKA
    @fjLKA 2 года назад +3

    And so the torch of the ancient art of YTPs is passed on to a new generation. You are a worthy inheritor of the legacy of Deepercutt, KorboProductions, and Dikeike.

  • @whispurr15
    @whispurr15 Год назад +2

    These are some of the most impressive and funniest RUclips poops I’ve seen, keep up the great work!

  • @claudiamanta1943
    @claudiamanta1943 3 месяца назад

    2:58 The Invisible Gorilla segment is pure genius. I can, actually, imagine Peterson saying this for real. 👏

  • @xymarmaduke
    @xymarmaduke 2 года назад +3

    Another 10 out of 10 masterpiece

  • @Will-Studios
    @Will-Studios 2 года назад +17

    I love this with my whole soul. Never stop my dude.

  • @dwaynezilla
    @dwaynezilla Год назад +1

    1:39 the topical chyrons are great

  • @zoothoot3366
    @zoothoot3366 3 месяца назад

    The very tall Bart ending is the absolute cherry on top!

  • @inflamesfan03091993
    @inflamesfan03091993 Год назад +1

    Holy shit, that last "What is your name?" sent me

  • @chadfkennedy
    @chadfkennedy 2 года назад +3

    I spat out my coffee watching this.

  • @winter4265
    @winter4265 Год назад +1

    Oh my god it's been so long since I've enjoyed a new YTP this much. I absolutely love it.

  • @TheTrillaTron
    @TheTrillaTron Год назад +1

    Oh my God that last part is sooo good

  • @SirPloff
    @SirPloff Год назад +1

    "Life isn't all sus -shine and raiar- bows. I don't care how tough you are. It will B" such a good speech. Improvised too by SUSstellar STANdalone

  • @ratchetdnb9554
    @ratchetdnb9554 Год назад +1

    Dude your sentencing is TOP TIER

  • @alexandrialee1705
    @alexandrialee1705 Год назад +1

    Made the mistake of drinking water at 3:52...it came out of my nose....

  • @ARandomAccountYT
    @ARandomAccountYT 2 года назад +5

    I love how all the characters are gay in this one 😂

  • @DandamanV
    @DandamanV Месяц назад

    I can't believe that JP watches this channel. Congrats!

  • @MGavin
    @MGavin Год назад +1

    "Behind door # 1 we're gay, behind door # 2 we're Chinese" is pretty accurate ngl

  • @joshsawyerstreamvods
    @joshsawyerstreamvods 2 года назад +8

    tuckers laugh is from hell

  • @SukhoyBoy4113
    @SukhoyBoy4113 Год назад +1

    Rumour has it that the bald guy is still trying to figure out JP's name

  • @heathkish6901
    @heathkish6901 2 года назад +1

    Dude is just as good as Pingtr1p, and that’s saying a whole lot!

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel 2 года назад +6

    Oh lordy, laughing so hard I'm crying 😂

  • @SebsTruckStop
    @SebsTruckStop 2 года назад +1

    Hell yeah, as Sandhu said, start a Patreon!!

  • @shaggyjesus2913
    @shaggyjesus2913 Год назад +1

    The ending was amazing holy shit

  • @klop4228
    @klop4228 8 месяцев назад +1

    That ending

  • @fourlightsorchestra
    @fourlightsorchestra Год назад

    I enjoy these way too much .

  • @injinii4336
    @injinii4336 11 месяцев назад +2

    As they get bigger, they get blunter 🤣

  • @smokedem
    @smokedem 8 месяцев назад

    The last “what is your name” is such a good gag

  • @lilithjade4363
    @lilithjade4363 3 месяца назад

    thanks for jordan us here tonight

  • @socialistcroceater5815
    @socialistcroceater5815 2 года назад +2

    This is fucking amazing dude

  • @felixionescu6720
    @felixionescu6720 2 года назад +2

    Near the ending it got even better lmao

  • @utbhav
    @utbhav Год назад

    Your are single handedly reviving ytp.

  • @homegirlshy
    @homegirlshy Год назад +3

    More Tucker Carlson being his gay homosexual self plzzzzzz

  • @heroinmom153
    @heroinmom153 2 года назад +36

    Each VTB YTP is somehow inexplicably better than the rest