Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 лет назад +41

    My grandmother _loved_ this game. It was the first 'time trial' family fun I had.
    Good times.

    • @hitotsudaketsukinoko
      @hitotsudaketsukinoko Год назад +1

      ...I hesitate to ask your age...
      Because I have an aunt who has grandchildren (and even one step-great-grandchild) who is the reason I got into gaming.
      And she's only in her fifties.

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar 6 лет назад +621

    "Crash Bandicoot came out about 20 years ago" Hahaha nice comedic exaggeration Yahtzee... wait... oh god it DID.

    • @ZeroStrife1396
      @ZeroStrife1396 6 лет назад +10

      PiousMoltar Feeling old already? I know I do, and I'm fkin 21

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 5 лет назад

      Time flies

    • @Shadowslash1
      @Shadowslash1 5 лет назад +5

      I felt myself age when he said that line to...cause I KNEW it wasn't an exaggeration =(

    • @miamiwendigo
      @miamiwendigo 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah rachet and clank is 17 years old

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 4 года назад +1

      This makes me feel old and I'm fucking 13

  • @jamalabdisalam7442
    @jamalabdisalam7442 6 лет назад +15

    Love how yahtzee uses a photo of an actual bandicoot instead of purposely mistaking for fox

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 6 лет назад +302

    Crash Bandicoot is easy bruh, I only lost my will to live 8 times! Per level!

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 лет назад +3

      I think Warped isn't that hard, but I am just saying that cuz me and my little sister played it just fine, until you get past about the 3rd set of levels.

    • @caiholroyd178
      @caiholroyd178 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like an average day for me, I might have to look into it

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Год назад +2

      Warped has the issue that you need to do time trials to actually beat the thing and I despise time trials so am locked out of beating the game and getting the yellow gem
      These sorts of things should always be optional not required to play certain levels

  • @TheLegendaryVGA96
    @TheLegendaryVGA96 6 лет назад +854

    Jesus Christ that description of Naughty Dog's life planning was not only hilarious, but TRUE as well.

    • @jacobp7037
      @jacobp7037 6 лет назад +56

      TheLegendaryVGA96 lets be honest, for that amount of money we'd all pimp ourselves out to Sony

    • @glamourclunge3215
      @glamourclunge3215 6 лет назад +11

      yeah, they're called descriptions. like he said.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 6 лет назад +26

      TheLegendaryVGA96 I mean they are owned by Sony. You could say that for any first party dev. Naughty dog is the only one to make 4 critically acclaimed franchises over 4 generations though

    • @neverforsakelife
      @neverforsakelife 6 лет назад +3

      TheLegendaryVGA96 you must be new here.

    • @fictionarch
      @fictionarch 6 лет назад +2

      can't say it didn't work out for them.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 лет назад +2000

    GAME THEORY: IS AKU AKU PLANK FROM ED EDD N EDDY?

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 6 лет назад +135

      No, plank is sans

    • @jorgegutierrez8588
      @jorgegutierrez8588 6 лет назад +225

      Mysterious Jojo
      Who put all these boxes for Crash to collect apples in? Could it be Bowser, from other videogame?

    • @Abszilla51
      @Abszilla51 6 лет назад +82

      *Crash voice* Whoa!

    • @apsleymay3531
      @apsleymay3531 6 лет назад +19

      Mysterious Jojo WAS I CTHULHU THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE SOME OTHER GUY CALLED LAURENCE ONCE KNEW A GUY WITHIN TEN YARDS OF ANOTHER GUY WHO HAD A DOG WHO KNEW HP LOVECRAFT?

    • @connorcallan1112
      @connorcallan1112 6 лет назад +135

      Game Theory: Did Crash Bandicoot design these levels himself to kill himself?

  • @lachlancarter1707
    @lachlancarter1707 3 года назад +81

    "The girlfriend mysteriously vanishes from all subsequent games, for the obvious reason of wanting to avoid turning anymore kids into sexual outcasts with deviantart accounts."
    Enter Tawna in Crash 4, creating a surge of new deviant accounts within minutes of her reveal trailer

    • @elinfini
      @elinfini 3 года назад +5

      _Alternate timeline_ Tawna, but yeah.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous Год назад

      I will admit that out of curiosity I searched for uhh... "Fan art" of that chararacter from the most recent Crash game to see how many art pieces were made of the character in a week of release and damn, some artists are quick. It's always fun to see how quickly the internet gets flooded with nsfw art after a new character is showcased in a big franchise. When you see well over a hundred images made within less than 2 days of a character reveal you know people have a problem.

  • @mdbr2
    @mdbr2 6 лет назад +542

    "Okay, how about something like Sonic the Hedgehog meets.....actually, fuck it, let's leave it at that"
    God, the laugh I had at that part! XD

    • @neferacronia6798
      @neferacronia6798 6 лет назад +47

      mdbr2 The funny thing is, he was basically right? Apparently way back when the game was still in development all those years ago, the developers codenamed the project the "Sonic's Ass Game", due to the segments where you'd be running further into the screen following a cartoon animal

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 3 года назад +1

      @@neferacronia6798 yup!

    • @p6mkq
      @p6mkq 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@neferacronia6798Sonic's butt. XD

  • @GADG3Tx87
    @GADG3Tx87 6 лет назад +3

    And for all Crash's perseverence of platforming around each level unlocking the bonus segments Tawna still manages to get swept away while you just miss her with your fingertips.
    The only thing missing is the "Thank You Crash, But Tawna is in another *fu**ing* level" message.
    Like a hairy Princess Peach.

  • @Shundi12
    @Shundi12 6 лет назад +10

    Love the Bodger and Badger reference. RIP Andy Cunningham.

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 6 лет назад +70

    I am pretty sure the 3D-platforming genre is being slowly replaced by the open world genre. Open world games require some type of movement and they usually add challenges for certain feats in movement (i.e. speed) so a lot of open worlds have platforming in them. Just look at all the former platforming franchises that have made at least one open world game.

  • @WSLABW
    @WSLABW 6 лет назад +7

    Oh geez, imagine if Caddicarus saw this.

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 6 лет назад +343

    I loved Crash Bandicoot when I was young, and I ended up being a sado-masochistic furry with a deviant art account full of vaguely perverted things.
    I don't really think they are correlated, but I found the assertion hilarious nonetheless.

    • @t_k_blitz4837
      @t_k_blitz4837 5 лет назад +75

      Username checks out.

    • @wppb50
      @wppb50 5 лет назад +24

      Hey, you do you.

    • @megakiller999
      @megakiller999 5 лет назад +37

      At first I thought this was a joke, but then I saw your profile picture

    • @DarkX64
      @DarkX64 5 лет назад +6

      Screw the da account, what's your fa? Nyehehehehe

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 5 лет назад +16

      Well it could be worse, at least furry community is accepting AF

  • @spaceman466
    @spaceman466 6 лет назад +80

    Nice to see Yahtzee is still honest

  • @maxhartley6973
    @maxhartley6973 6 лет назад +2

    It's also a different jumping system, it takes the system from warped where you don't maintain momentum and applies it to 1 and 2 where the levels were not designed to have that mechanic and and vastly more difficult or nearly impossible...

  • @slyslip
    @slyslip 6 лет назад +1419

    Reviewing Dark Souls again Yahtzee?

    • @zachzent8287
      @zachzent8287 6 лет назад +63

      Sardonic Satire Give him a break. He has to get across that he likes Dark Souls

    • @LastSider
      @LastSider 6 лет назад +5

      This a meme?

    • @SiennaClover
      @SiennaClover 6 лет назад +32

      LastSider Direct quote from games radar "...but there's no avoiding that the controls just mean that Crash Bandicoot has become Dark Souls"

    • @112523
      @112523 6 лет назад +12

      you are so original that my grandma was making this joke during the war.
      *stop comparing this game to dark souls as both are vastly different you dumb shit*

    • @slyslip
      @slyslip 6 лет назад +55

      @SupahFly You just said you understand it to be a joke, then your next statement is you taking it 100% seriously. Wow, the internet is an amazing place.

  • @mBUSHattack
    @mBUSHattack 6 лет назад +6

    You, sir, are the master of metaphors. Much respect.

  • @havochaos9790
    @havochaos9790 6 лет назад +7

    I love how once again Yahtzee brings up dark souls a landmark for this generation of gaming or at least to show that he cares about it still. From Software did an amazing job and i doubt the franchise will be forgotten any time soon.

    • @humanbeans4498
      @humanbeans4498 Год назад

      What is dark souls?

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming Год назад

      @@humanbeans4498 it's kinda meh but definitely the best game from FromSoft. You play as a zombie (kinda) who has to fight dragons and boars 'n' shit to get to the first ever fire and stop it from dying out in order to save the world though the game allows you to let it die out if you want. Kinda surprised you haven't heard of it lol

  • @scar6822
    @scar6822 6 лет назад +133

    Aku Aku and Uka Uka are essentially Frampt and Kaath of the Crash Bandicoot trilogy. One wanting to prolong the age of Crystals while another one longing for a new age of Bandicoots.

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 6 лет назад +11

      Frampt and Kaathe have hidden agendas.

    • @scar6822
      @scar6822 6 лет назад +8

      agha jan so does Aku Aku and Uka Uka.

    • @rigel1088
      @rigel1088 6 лет назад +11

      AKU!?

    • @Swagmaster65
      @Swagmaster65 6 лет назад +1

      no. TWO AKUS!!!!

    • @hajnam123
      @hajnam123 6 лет назад +3

      I'd like a laaaarrggeee....

  • @Xumenade
    @Xumenade 3 года назад +3

    I, for one, would actually really appreciate being able to wear twice as many crocs

  • @dayveh4843
    @dayveh4843 6 лет назад +88

    *The High Road separates boys from men*

    • @spengrob9450
      @spengrob9450 6 лет назад +24

      High Road platinum relic separates men from gods

    • @DrNiper
      @DrNiper 6 лет назад +2

      John Petro i gave up on the high road, due to frustation that the controls and colliders werent as good as in the original. and time trials are one of the reasons i think warped is the weakest from the trilogy. :/. so back to the store you go! i still have the real versions xD

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 6 лет назад +7

      dr nikker warped is the best by FAR! Like I played through the first 2 but haven't felt the need to go back or collect. Warped however I platinumed already and it was miles more fun to do so. The challenge is just stupid in the first one. There is too much of a good thing

    • @GrissosFighters
      @GrissosFighters 6 лет назад

      Damn skippy it did

    • @EvilLordCanas
      @EvilLordCanas 6 лет назад +8

      Stormy Ascent platinum relic seperates gods from elder gods.

  • @BadTouchTommy
    @BadTouchTommy 6 лет назад +3

    It seems that I'm late by a few days but happy 10th anniversary of ZP, I've been a fan since it was a short on G4's X-Play. Cheers for the next 10 years.

  • @PadraicSmith
    @PadraicSmith 6 лет назад +3

    No matter how much a game is liked by anyone and regardless of how critical Yahtzee is of it, it's hard for him to ever rile anyone over it because he's just so fucking funny. And with his speech's word count per minute he doesn't really give you the time to.

  • @TheDemonCurupira
    @TheDemonCurupira 6 лет назад +1

    The big brothers jab is too good. I do indeed recall many a game in which I had to call on my big brother to get past the hard bits, heck I'm an "adult" and I still occasionally feel the urge to call on one of my brothers to help when I get stuck in a game.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Год назад +1

      As a big brother fuck you
      Only calling us at particular hard bits when we haven’t actually tried the game is more frustrating for us because we don’t have the basic controls down
      Even easy games can be a Jain because you don’t understand basic mechanics and your nether given enough time to properly test things out

  • @mr.s9783
    @mr.s9783 6 лет назад +6

    Crash was remastered almost perfectly with all of the fun and frustrations intact, but looking 10x better. I'm happy.

    • @2000Doriyas
      @2000Doriyas 6 лет назад

      It's weird but IMO it doesn't really look any better, the original was just as colorful and more distinct, but that's perspective I guess

  • @kreyain7455
    @kreyain7455 6 лет назад +511

    so.....he liked it?

    • @ZeDitto3
      @ZeDitto3 6 лет назад +307

      It's Dark Souls, of course he liked it.

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 6 лет назад +68

      Kreyain yes, but it reminds him that platforming in anything but Exact 2D, is always going to result in issues with depth perception, and adding that to crash's original issues with depth perception, it requires more than just skill and is kinda obtuse.

    • @ihatestairs9034
      @ihatestairs9034 6 лет назад +35

      pooper scooper I will eat your dog if you don't shut your mouth

    • @strawhat8070
      @strawhat8070 6 лет назад +5

      We all know that super sand is just lergend

    • @ioi1989
      @ioi1989 6 лет назад +4

      Eustace Bagge where is Courage??!

  • @Extellus
    @Extellus 6 лет назад

    Hovering over the video thumbnail and seeing an illustration of a giant wave with NOSTALGIA written over it really gives you the idea of what you can expect from the video itself

  • @itsme2313
    @itsme2313 4 года назад +1

    Twice as many crocs might just be enough.

  • @nocturnalwolf8714
    @nocturnalwolf8714 6 лет назад +1004

    *Girlfriend shows me Dark Souls* "I prefer a real challenge" *Girlfriend shows me Bloodborne* "I said a real challenge" *Girlfriend shows me Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy* "Perfection..."

    • @Russluke100
      @Russluke100 6 лет назад +40

      Challenge indicates that it's possible to overcome

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 6 лет назад +1

      It's Just Pj Stolen Magneto meme

    • @NoctisZeroWorld
      @NoctisZeroWorld 6 лет назад +42

      where do you acquire one of these...."girlfriends"...?

    • @Mezurashii5
      @Mezurashii5 6 лет назад +56

      "Girlfriend" is when you trick an unwise female into thinking you're not a total loser.

    • @nocturnalwolf8714
      @nocturnalwolf8714 6 лет назад +1

      +JustinCage I know, i just thought of commenting it is all plus, isn't there always a stolen meme commented on a video?

  • @SadButter
    @SadButter 6 лет назад +498

    ...But Rayman 2 was an actually good 3D platformer.

    • @Gabri_Lovecraft
      @Gabri_Lovecraft 6 лет назад +56

      Eh I guess your right, but Rayman 3 > Rayman 2

    • @PPX14
      @PPX14 6 лет назад +20

      That's a point! Haven't seen it mentioned in these videos on N Sane talking about 3D platforming. Edit: also, Rayman 2 > 3!

    • @MrOzzification
      @MrOzzification 6 лет назад +1

      Butter of Sorrow didn't rayman 2 have tank controls? Thats all I can remember from playing the PC version

    • @dillcider
      @dillcider 6 лет назад +18

      No, it has analog. Even the PS1 version.

    • @wooooooooooooooooooo297
      @wooooooooooooooooooo297 6 лет назад +7

      Rayman 1 beats all of them even to this day...

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 2 года назад +1

    I absolutely adore the gag at 04:29

  • @Treetops27
    @Treetops27 6 лет назад +1

    Unlike the rest. Spyro the Dragon actually holds up well as an old school 3D platformer.

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад +6

    Time to watch Yathzee bitch about Crash Bandicoot being harder as heck and the obvious Dark Souls comparison.

  • @mohamedashrefbenabdallah2545
    @mohamedashrefbenabdallah2545 6 лет назад +414

    Dark Souls Trilogy got remastered

    • @canthole8050
      @canthole8050 6 лет назад +17

      Got remastered in furry form

    • @ramantarasov715
      @ramantarasov715 6 лет назад +1

      Kurt Adams and bloodborne 2 .( I'd do anything for it)

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 6 лет назад +6

      No... please don't... Dark Souls is already perfection.

    • @KyuuteAnimeGrill
      @KyuuteAnimeGrill 6 лет назад

      dark souls 3 remake confirmed

    • @TheTonzLDN
      @TheTonzLDN 6 лет назад +3

      Dark souls is far from all it could be, although the vision of the Devs may have been perfect.

  • @monikaradzaj7407
    @monikaradzaj7407 6 лет назад +4

    4:38 Holy Shit I loved playing Gex back in the day!

  • @sagafor11
    @sagafor11 6 лет назад +322

    Yahtzee you should do a video about the Watchmojo video about you.

    • @sagafor11
      @sagafor11 6 лет назад +23

      and maybe if they make another list, since they make the same list every 2 years, that video could be number 1

    • @CarbonPhoenix96
      @CarbonPhoenix96 6 лет назад +33

      lol they did a video about him? what was it about more specifically? like top ten "zero punctuation" reviews?

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 6 лет назад +47

      Phoenix Ward Exactly, no they did exactly that. No joke.

    • @giggity-goggity-doo805
      @giggity-goggity-doo805 6 лет назад +15

      Phoenix Ward Yeah "Top ten greatest Zero Punctuation videos"

    • @sagafor11
      @sagafor11 6 лет назад +49

      Max Madmax While I´m not biggest fan of Watchmojo, somehow they really shaped my life. Their clickbait anime girls made me watch anime, and their top ten anime lists made me spend thousands of hours of my life watching those Japanese cartoons.
      They also got me to listen to hip-hop, even though looking back their rap lists were kinda wack. But still without them I wouldn´t have found a passion for rapping, which is my primary hobby nowadays.
      Their top 10 TV shows lists got me to know the basis of a few shows, which I later talked about with my classmate, who became one of best first friends, even though I never seen those shows, just knew them from Watchmojo videos.
      They made me play a lot of classic games, watch a lot of film masterpieces, and even taught me some cool facts that make me sound clever when talking with people.
      I would say they try too hard to go for the mainstream picks, causing them to choose the same things again and again, thus making the same lists.
      I can´t really remember them making me laugh, or even enjoy their videos, but they really made my life better, so I remember thankful to them.

  • @DatWut
    @DatWut 6 лет назад +4

    "[...]I became convinced that something fundamental had changed, besides dimmed vision and stiff hands from twnty years of self-abuse."
    Right... I'm dead.

  • @AnAverageBox
    @AnAverageBox 6 лет назад +853

    *WOAH*

  • @RedAce0
    @RedAce0 6 лет назад +1

    I still watch these on the Escapist Magazine website cuz they still wanna see "Those fucking" end credit rants and animatics. But you bet I'm gonna watch them here again!

  • @PabbyPabbles
    @PabbyPabbles Год назад +1

    Mario 64 still has the most satisfying swimming controls in any 3D game. If you've been any depth lower than 0 in any body of water deeper than an outdoor swimming pool, that's how it works.
    They did Plain Mario dirty in Odyssey by ripping that away from him just so Fish Mario would look better

  • @EpicLuigi24
    @EpicLuigi24 6 лет назад +55

    I played through mario 64 recently and I think it's aged remarkably well. Not sure why people keep using it as an example

    • @thatakwardlatinguy8773
      @thatakwardlatinguy8773 6 лет назад +13

      TheLastGentleman Mainly because the controls are very clunky, the graphics are bad(for today standards) and even the music just sounds old as hell.
      It is a very dated game that people who denied it are probably People blinded by Nostalgia and still think the N64 controller was design for human beings.

    • @EpicLuigi24
      @EpicLuigi24 6 лет назад +18

      I'm not saying it's aged perfectly. Nothing does. I'm just saying that it's held up better than most early 3d platformers.

    • @Tyler-sy7jo
      @Tyler-sy7jo 6 лет назад +11

      Most early 3D platformers were actual shit when they came out. Mario 64 being one of the handful that were good at the time ensured that it would age better than most early 3D platformers. Also if we include 3D platformers that came out after Mario 64, there are ones that have aged a lot better than 64. Banjo Kazooie for example is essentially just Mario 64+: It's graphics still look pretty good today due to going full cartoon and looks much smoother and has much better animation, worlds and has more/better writing. On the other end of the scale, Sonic Adventure aged very poorly due to Sega trying to make everything seem "real" and now it just falls into uncanny valley at best. imo, Super Mario 64 has aged 'okay' by virtue of it being a pioneer of the genre and not trying anything nearly as complex as the games that followed it.

    • @-Gurza-
      @-Gurza- 6 лет назад +2

      It _did_ age perfectly - in that it has the same problems now, as when it came out. Mario controls like a retarded ton of bricks, and the camera has a weird fetish with not letting you see what's in front of you (or to the side of you, depending); unless you switch the camera to a view that mostly shows Mario's ass, along with the control sensitivity of a maxed out X and Y axis. Not great qualities for a 3D platformer.
      It has quaint pleasant graphics, good music, and that Nintendo charm, but it's a constant fight with the clunky controls when it comes to gameplay.

  • @lastat00293
    @lastat00293 6 лет назад +4

    Yahtzee, never change. Everyone of your rants has made me laugh.

  • @eartianwerewolf
    @eartianwerewolf 6 лет назад

    Crash was such a feature of my childhood I didn't even think about how he is TOTALLY A SONIC RIPOFF lmao , and Sonic himself is a time capsule that should have been left behind in the 90s... haha

  • @theDingbat
    @theDingbat 6 лет назад +1

    Slightly more upbeat than I expected. Mint

  • @SolidStuDoo
    @SolidStuDoo 6 лет назад +13

    Mmmmmm Princess Di jokes. Now it really feels like the 90s again

  • @jimmybjornholm7024
    @jimmybjornholm7024 6 лет назад +5

    My girlfriend when she heard me listening to Yahtzee for the first time: "Please turn that off, his voice is stressing me out!". xD

    • @AcidArrestB
      @AcidArrestB 4 года назад +1

      Jimmy Björnholm what’s a girl friend

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 3 года назад +2

      InfinitySeishin It’s a type of aperture pie.

  • @chriswright8655
    @chriswright8655 6 лет назад +1

    Holy fuck, his joke about the deviant art accounts. I had to pause it and just laugh for a full couple minutes. Fuck me. Top shit

  • @dragoon4530
    @dragoon4530 6 лет назад

    aw man, I booted up my old PS1 copy to relive some of that childhood excitement. I always remembered it being easy like Kirby. Boy was that a mistake.

  • @TheNinjaCrash
    @TheNinjaCrash 4 года назад +20

    SM64 has aged beautifully tho... The n64 controller hasn't, but play it on the Virtual Console with a modern controller and it's as good as it ever was.

  • @Karakuioshi
    @Karakuioshi 6 лет назад +35

    Ah yes, the Dark Souls of video games before Dark Souls was even a thing

    • @Soxmember69
      @Soxmember69 6 лет назад +10

      Actually that's Castlevania.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 6 лет назад +13

      The entire '80s wants to talk to you.

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn 6 лет назад +9

      If anything would be the dark souls of video gaming before dark souls came out; it would be super ghouls and ghosts, or ghosts and goblins... You know what, any of the games in that series would classify for being dark souls before dark souls.

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 лет назад

      amen Castlevania was harder than steel balls at a monster truck rally.

    • @iliketurtles2531
      @iliketurtles2531 6 лет назад +1

      I'd say the whole dark souls whatnot is pretty much reinventing the wheel. This is like 4th time or more in gaming history that being buttshit hard being trending.

  • @vpassanisi
    @vpassanisi 6 лет назад +1

    I lost my shit at "the inverse Donald Duck"

  • @theonefromperu
    @theonefromperu 6 лет назад +1

    To fans of ZP, I present a challenge: Watch the next (or previous) ZP without volume and see if you can get the gist of his arguments and points with only his visual metaphors.

  • @SpankSandwitch99
    @SpankSandwitch99 6 лет назад +75

    In other words, yes, he enjoyed it, but it reminds him that platforming in anything but Exact 2D, is always going to result in issues with depth perception, and adding that to crash's original issues with depth perception, it requires more than just skill and is kinda obtuse.

    • @DrNiper
      @DrNiper 6 лет назад +1

      Snorlaxation actually. i think there was nothing wrong with depth perception in the originals, but in the trilogy, its fucked up royally. and dont even mention the meshes and jump mechanics...

    • @coole59
      @coole59 6 лет назад +5

      Thank you, I feel like people are so busy wearing nostalgia goggles for the originals and making fun of people that find the remastered gameplay difficult to actually examine the new game critically as its own product.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 6 лет назад +8

      Snorlaxation but 3d platformers are more fun and less served. At least we got this and yooka laylee and Mario odyssey this year. Ratchet and Mario have been handling that burden for far too long! MORE 3d platformers!

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 6 лет назад +3

      dr nikker the depth perception issue in the originals (and remastering) is you never quite know how far you are from the enemies you're running forwards to, which often and easily leads to you attacking before you even reached them, and them then attacking you.

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 6 лет назад +4

      John Big Boss I do enjoy 3d platform games when they're done well, and while yooka laylee was disappointing, I can't wait till Mario odyssey.
      However 3d platform games are easy to mess up if the handling of the characters/friction physics mechanics don't allow for solid control

  • @alistarcortez4310
    @alistarcortez4310 6 лет назад +87

    Is it just me or is Yahtzee talking a lot faster

    • @GrissosFighters
      @GrissosFighters 6 лет назад +11

      A little bit yeah, but I think it's due to "The Power of Editing".

    • @Roncon1997
      @Roncon1997 6 лет назад +15

      You should watch Yahtzee's older videos. He definitely slowed down his speaking in his more recent videos.

    • @tsohgallik
      @tsohgallik 6 лет назад +1

      I'm guessing it's one of those computer voices? I guess there are several people that work on a script and then they just slide this into a voice program?

    • @Wipeout325
      @Wipeout325 6 лет назад +11

      tsohgallik what?

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 6 лет назад

      ..Or it could be a play on the Zero Punctuation thing, no punctuation like commas and full stops in the script means no pauses between sentences. The faster he gets the review done the sooner he can take a breath.

  • @cudgethewise
    @cudgethewise 6 лет назад

    I think this is your best episode ever man.

  • @williefleete
    @williefleete 6 лет назад

    I was waiting for this one to come. Well said!

  • @suzermcduzer
    @suzermcduzer 6 лет назад +16

    we get it you like dark souls

  • @FalconPunch256
    @FalconPunch256 2 года назад +3

    Damn. He spoiled He-man, for me

  • @MrOzzification
    @MrOzzification 6 лет назад

    3D back then is what VR is now. Something fresh & exciting but still needs a lot work

  • @SirMordred524
    @SirMordred524 4 года назад

    They actually brought back Tawna for Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled, along with the podium girls from the original game. May the furries with Deviantart accounts continue to thrive!

  • @TheWuffball
    @TheWuffball 6 лет назад +26

    >Mario 64 aging bad
    Woah, slow down there partner

  • @yotemtotem1246
    @yotemtotem1246 6 лет назад +6

    you should review klonoa

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 6 лет назад +1

    Don't worry, Yahtzee.
    Those weird kids were always like that, they just could have gone a bit longer without realizing it.

  • @kitthekat6844
    @kitthekat6844 6 лет назад

    Love the music in your intro

  • @PastaMuppets
    @PastaMuppets 6 лет назад +5

    Mario 64 still holds up well though

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 6 лет назад +5

    Crash Bandicoot + Dark Souls= Praise the Wumpa Fruit

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful 6 лет назад +1

    *Sees Croc*
    *Prepares murder axe*
    *Sees no bad things said about Croc*
    *Puts murder axe away*

  • @csbproductions9352
    @csbproductions9352 4 года назад

    This is the best souls like by far

  • @Zagareus
    @Zagareus 6 лет назад +6

    Do you seriously think removing Tawna prevented any social outcasts from creating deviant art accounts? You are very sadly mistaken.

  • @heartache5742
    @heartache5742 6 лет назад +150

    Yahtzee.
    I love you.
    Your writing is fantastic, knowledge is deep and personality is charismatic.
    You're my idol. Thanks for being there for me to look up to.
    So yeah.
    ima just crawl back to my corner

    • @N-Khal
      @N-Khal 6 лет назад +24

      Alexey Stolovoy Hit me back
      Just to chat
      Your biggest fan
      This is Stan

    • @_dr_ake
      @_dr_ake 6 лет назад +8

      Yahtzee please review
      My love of you that leaves me
      As hard as Dark Souls

    • @dumbguy64
      @dumbguy64 6 лет назад

      *Insert rhyme here

    • @asdfasdfasdf412
      @asdfasdfasdf412 6 лет назад

      Alexey Stolovoy u

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 6 лет назад

      i thought i had 16 likes, not 116
      turns out the corner strategy is actually really effective

  • @blacknredninja
    @blacknredninja 6 лет назад +1

    "Dead Princesses" HAHAHA!

  • @togekiss1995
    @togekiss1995 6 лет назад +1

    I was waiting for another spin on the nostalgia spanking saddle. Glad the see Yahtzee hasn't lost that rhythm after Yooka-Laylee.

  • @MartianBlobfish
    @MartianBlobfish 6 лет назад +119

    I disagree, I find platformers to be extremely fun, rewarding and challenging and ages like candy, aka it looks shit and tastes a bit funny to start with but it's just as good when you get back to the candy that didn't go weird from the air exposure.
    The mini games where they try to mix up the formula however was probably already off to begin with.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 6 лет назад +3

      I don't think anyone said they weren't fun, mate

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 6 лет назад +4

      It's not a problem with platformers. It's a problem with 3-d platformers. Games like Mirror's Edge are one in 1000 when it comes to a smooth, enjoyable platformer with good controls and sense of space.

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 5 лет назад

      MartianBlobfish He never said they weren't fun. He said 3d platformers might not be

    • @lazilypunctual2863
      @lazilypunctual2863 5 лет назад

      TacitIron Hav except for A hat in time Yahtzee liked that one because it’s really good and the controls are tight

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 5 лет назад

      D08 He also liked Mario Galaxy and some others. I think his point is there's a lot of challenges to 3d platforming and not nearly as many benefits so it's often not worth it.

  • @cyansuy3062
    @cyansuy3062 6 лет назад +2

    you can never tell if he likes the game or hates it

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад

      Carlos Christ Occasionally it's absolute, like with Portal or Sonic Boom

    • @JJJJ-ib9zg
      @JJJJ-ib9zg 6 лет назад

      Merritt Animation
      Yeah but that’s when everyone knows wether a game is shite or not. Sonic Boom was a broken mess and portal is god tier. Usually these days when a games good instead of praising it he talks about something else.

    • @2000Doriyas
      @2000Doriyas 6 лет назад

      If he likes it he usually hints at it in the beginning or the end, or just flat out says it in the middle before violently shitting on everything he doesn't like

  • @colinburke8389
    @colinburke8389 2 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure the footwear industry would try and convince people that have two extra leg grafts that are non functional and detrimental to life is cool just to sell twice as many shoes.
    Then that'd raise the price of shoes due to "supply shortage."
    And we can't revolt because we keep tripping over our non-functional hind centaur legs.

  • @jdanag1
    @jdanag1 6 лет назад +1

    "Those fucking." Hahahaha.

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 6 лет назад +28

    Why 3D? Because it was new, exciting, and different, so everyone had to drop everything they were doing to try to throw "3D" into everything. It's really no different than today where developers basically go "Nonono, all wrong, it needs to have OPEN WORLD and be NON-LINEAR! I know we normally don't do that, but drop everything we're actually good at to aim at the buzz words!" Or, hey, maybe you could stop trying to keep up with trends and actually MAKE A GOOD FUCKING GAME.
    Even if developers make good games, it means little if the gaming community ignores quality works. Part of the reason developers obsess over buzz words is because we, the consumers, obsess over them, too. If we want developers to stick to what they're good at and stop trying to pander for a buck, we have to use our voices and money to tell them that we'll still support games that don't exist just to tick boxes. The developers are not entirely to blame.

    • @monkeyopolis72
      @monkeyopolis72 6 лет назад

      But people won't do that. They're just as head over heels for buzz words as developers, so even if there's a good game that breaks the pattern, it's not going to change the gaming scene.

    • @saintmaster22
      @saintmaster22 6 лет назад +3

      blame the consumer, not the developer
      unless it's nintendo cause they really don't give a fuck about what sells more

    • @part-timepartytime9621
      @part-timepartytime9621 6 лет назад +2

      Games are primarily for children and teens, two audiences that give absolutely 0 fucks about what's "good for the industry".

    • @CornishCreamtea07
      @CornishCreamtea07 5 лет назад

      3D games and everything you just compared it to, are very different. It wasn't chasing a trend, it was the next evolution, like how years before games went from a single screen to scrolling screens. 3D brought new possibilities, developers weren't loosing their creative license by making 3D games. 2D and 2.5D were also still being made, they didn't just disappear.
      Even if they had released consoles that just made 2D games, you still would of got the issues of early 3D games, only a generation later with better looking graphics.

  • @spectreofathens
    @spectreofathens 6 лет назад +11

    Uh oh Yahtzee, might want to be careful with call the game hard or all the "hardcore" gamers will come out of their burrows to spit on you and tease you about wanting hand holding.

  • @Helljumper91
    @Helljumper91 6 лет назад +1

    You say murderous difficulty, but I never saw it like that. Sure it was hard, but I kept going because it was just so damn fun watching Crash die in the most spectacularly hilarious ways. On top of that though, there was something to be said about games with collectibles that I really loved. Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie, the Crash and Spyro games, Mario 64, OoT, etc., were all games that kept me coming back because I wanted to beat them as close to 100% as possible. Maybe I'm just mad, but the difficulty of the Crash games actually made me like them more, because it was harder to complete 100% and took more time, whereas completing the other aforementioned games was far easier.
    The Crash series also had some pretty sweet music.

  • @PWNDer1337
    @PWNDer1337 6 лет назад

    Hey you fixed the volume level on the outro music. Good job!

  • @tomsoar102
    @tomsoar102 6 лет назад +5

    I got pissed by people complaining about Crash's difficulty.... in Dark Souls culture, (no I'm not comparing Crash+Souls!) where Souls/Bloodbourne are adored for difficulty, but Crash is "too hard"!???

    • @Krakenmyass
      @Krakenmyass 6 лет назад

      Tom Soar but you are making a direct comparison.

    • @powerhouseofthecell9758
      @powerhouseofthecell9758 6 лет назад +5

      To quote Yahtzee himself:
      "The fact is , Crash Bandicoot's murderous difficulty is more often related to things other than skill"

    • @DrNiper
      @DrNiper 6 лет назад +1

      Tom Soar there's nothing wrong with difficulty, as long as the controls you are using are designed for the actual game you are playing (referring to the homogenised jumping controls) for me it makes the first game in the remake a pain to play, when i remember how thight and fair the original control was

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn 6 лет назад +1

      I really don't remember Crash Bandicoot being that difficult. Sure there were a few parts where the difficulty ramps up, but they didn't get super difficult. Now Skullmonkeys for the PS1 on the other hand is difficult, but it is a 2d platformer... So I don't know if that counts, but I suggest you try it, because the difficulty is on par with some of those NES games.

  • @OneEquineShedASingleTear
    @OneEquineShedASingleTear 6 лет назад +9

    If i ever have a kid I'm going to do a graphics test on them
    Start with an NES or SNES (Probably minis)
    Then move onto the N64/PS1
    Then PS2/Gamecube
    Etc, etc
    Maybe the kid wouldn't be a spoiled brat, wanting everything at the best graphics and not giving a shit about gameplay

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 6 лет назад

      So you don't want him to have standards? Me and my slightly older brother basically went through the same thing and I can look back and see how shitty those games looked and played. I used to think The Matrix PON was the fucking shit, but looking at it now... it's pretty bad, bad controls, terrible framerate, terrible graphics, like a shitty version of Arkham Asylum.

    • @OneEquineShedASingleTear
      @OneEquineShedASingleTear 6 лет назад +3

      Good points, luckily i probably won't have a kid, my face is the best birth control method

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 5 лет назад

      SENTRYBUSTER IS SPY Interesting idea I geuss

  • @JustSomeRandomIdiot
    @JustSomeRandomIdiot 3 года назад

    Just played through this. It's hard for sure, but it's also one of those games that's way easier to play a second time after you've figured out 'the trick' to everything.

  • @__________8146
    @__________8146 5 лет назад

    3:47 no truer words have ever been said XD

  • @tinfoilslacks3750
    @tinfoilslacks3750 6 лет назад +128

    ...but Mario 64 holds up stupidly well.

    • @swagtasticpanda
      @swagtasticpanda 6 лет назад +15

      That's what i thought too. I hate that yatzhee gripe with platformers is so negative, when it's really easy to tell which ones have solid design and learning curve.
      I half expect him to lump rayman 3 with bubsy 3d

    • @Mascifin
      @Mascifin 6 лет назад +5

      I assume he meant graphically.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 6 лет назад +7

      Platano Cruz
      Bubsy 3D was the best game of that year, what with it making every other game look better in comparison.

    • @OneEquineShedASingleTear
      @OneEquineShedASingleTear 6 лет назад +1

      I agree with Geeeee8, just watch the game grumps struggle with it since they didn't grow up with it

    • @FamilyTeamGaming
      @FamilyTeamGaming 6 лет назад +20

      I played Mario 64 recently.
      No it doesn't hold that well at all, really.
      It holds well in comparison to other games from that era, I'll admit, but it's not exactly smooth sailing anymore.

  • @RegretfulDeadMan
    @RegretfulDeadMan 6 лет назад +13

    Wow, I got bashed for how harshly I reviewed this game, and even I think he was overly harsh here

    • @jl8417
      @jl8417 6 лет назад +7

      TGX Game Reviews Reviews are a mix of entertainment and actual critique, different critics have varying ratios focusing on one or the other.
      It is generally accepted by fans of the zero punctuation series (so if you're new here I don't blame you) that Yahtzee's review to comedy proportion is 90% jokes/odd analogies to 10% coherent, non-nitpick criticism. So, unless he's reviewing a sonic game, Yahtzee isn't typically judged for his overtly harsh criticism, as he talks about every game (even his favourites) in this manner.

    • @LairdDeimos
      @LairdDeimos 6 лет назад

      Except Portal 1. He fellated that game like no other in the approximately 45 seconds I've ever heard him speak of it.

  • @rjlundholm89
    @rjlundholm89 6 лет назад

    Crash Bandicoot has special place in the hearts and minds of its players.

  • @michaelmacvittie6977
    @michaelmacvittie6977 6 лет назад

    Every goddamn critic hates the "run toward the camera" levels, but those are always the most fun

  • @PunchPerfectPlayer
    @PunchPerfectPlayer 6 лет назад +13

    mario 64 shits on crash

    • @thatakwardlatinguy8773
      @thatakwardlatinguy8773 6 лет назад +6

      ZMM Not really. If you mean by how overrated M64 was in the first place than yes it does shit on Crash.
      But Crash on every basis is way less dated than 64. Not even the first crash game is as dated as M64.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 6 лет назад

      BigHailFan it means rated higher than it should be.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 6 лет назад

      ZMM nope and crash team racing is better than Mario kart 64

    • @ZeroStrife1396
      @ZeroStrife1396 6 лет назад +1

      John Big Boss A man of culture, I see

    • @iliketurtles2531
      @iliketurtles2531 6 лет назад +1

      BigHailFan
      Though it is overrated.

  • @itzpeteypablo
    @itzpeteypablo 6 лет назад +30

    I honestly hate mario 64 because it's an overrated outdated game that was mediocre

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 6 лет назад +14

      Itz Petey Pablo musta done something right to still be this popular

    • @N-Khal
      @N-Khal 6 лет назад +6

      Itz Petey Pablo it was a masterpiece for its time.

    • @Teth47
      @Teth47 6 лет назад +6

      Islam is still popular, and it literally outlaws fun... Popularity =/= quality or enjoyability.

    • @gagejoseph91
      @gagejoseph91 6 лет назад +7

      And I respect that you are entitled to have your own ignorant, slackjawed, knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon opinion.

    • @doctoreggnog6644
      @doctoreggnog6644 6 лет назад +1

      If popularity doesn't equal quality, then nothing does.

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 Год назад +1

    1:03 TBH the working name for Crash Bandicoot was “sonics ass game”

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 года назад +1

    "We don't want to turn any new kids into furries with DA accounts. That's why, instead of a buxom girlfriend, we gave our main character Crash an underage sister! ...hmm, that might not have been the right move."

  • @williamsitnin
    @williamsitnin 6 лет назад

    Spyro pulled off 3d platforming flawlessly.

  • @calvinclark9478
    @calvinclark9478 6 лет назад

    Ride to Hell and Knack were the first two Zero Punctuation videos I ever saw. I got into them by recommended videos while watching Angry Joe's reviews. Remember Yahtzee's comment about how Knack being the PS4 launch title was basically coming around back to PS1 era games and how the words Crash Bandicoot kept crossing his mind?

  • @jodawoe
    @jodawoe 3 года назад

    To be fair, Jak and Daxter also made many “Those Fucking” levels as well. The main one being “that fucking slum level” in Jak 2 with no checkpoints, or “those fucking” turret sections...

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 6 лет назад

    Crash and old 3-D games had teeth. Few games today capture such difficulty, (See Rayman) but even still, its fun.

  • @tcmriederd
    @tcmriederd 6 лет назад

    Yahtzee & Crash have the same crazy, hands-in-the-air expression in the thumbnail

  • @JdotSweapA
    @JdotSweapA 5 лет назад

    wow, Bodger & Badger O_O
    Thats a throwback an a half....

  • @ewatfred
    @ewatfred 6 лет назад

    this video needs it's own Zero Punctuation video

  • @legoworksstudios1
    @legoworksstudios1 6 лет назад

    10 years of Zero Punctuation