Bertcast # 300 - Tim Dillon & ME

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  • Опубликовано: 7 авг 2018
  • My Special "Secret Time" will be available on Netflix August 24th!
    I sit down with comedian Tim Dillon and we talk about Alex Jones, Nanette, My safety valet story, Tim's Netflix episode, and much more!
    Check out Tim Dillon on Netflix's "The Comedy Lineup" episode 8.
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  • @Kowalaman72
    @Kowalaman72 5 лет назад +503

    I'm on a Tim Dillon rabbit hole and love it

    • @Vub.
      @Vub. 5 лет назад +6

      Me aswell, this dude is gold!

    • @jdcoughlin
      @jdcoughlin 4 года назад +2

      Yea yea yea

    • @SkoolNerds
      @SkoolNerds 4 года назад +2

      ditto- new favorite

    • @ndr523
      @ndr523 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @vinnavarre4147
      @vinnavarre4147 4 года назад +1

      🤚🏽

  • @seanbean4682
    @seanbean4682 5 лет назад +270

    Tim Dillon is casually hilarious, and a fantastic longform guest because he's willing to go down any rabbit hole in a conversation while still being able to seamlessly change the subject.

    • @nmeyers92
      @nmeyers92 2 года назад +3

      Spot on! And look how much he has grown and how many fans he’s gained. I’ve also been a fan for years and he sooo deserves where he is at and going at the moment. Unique, smart, talented, can riff off anything, and add in that dark humor and it’s perfection.

    • @jsinclair7055
      @jsinclair7055 2 года назад +3

      @@nmeyers92 he absolutely deserves it, I’m so happy for him

  • @kevinkev417
    @kevinkev417 5 лет назад +419

    Here’s the thing, Tim Dillon is funny

  • @Betaclash
    @Betaclash 3 года назад +73

    I would pay WAY too much money to be on that guided tour through New York with Tim

    • @justinthomas2334
      @justinthomas2334 3 года назад +10

      Somebody somewhere has a video of this. We just need to dig.

  • @Williamtipq
    @Williamtipq 6 лет назад +127

    This guy is hilarious and really good at communicating, and explaining things in a way that anyone could understand.

    •  4 года назад

      What did he actually explain though?

    • @leanintoit1131
      @leanintoit1131 3 года назад +7

      Winning a national debate tournament is the best base for podcasting

    • @justinthomas2334
      @justinthomas2334 3 года назад +5

      He used to sell sub prime mortgages to poor people.

    • @connorjackson2973
      @connorjackson2973 3 года назад +2

      His podcast is the goat.

    • @joeleonard9965
      @joeleonard9965 3 года назад

      @@justinthomas2334 It's hard to fault him when he was also a poor, alcoholic cocaine addict who even conned himself, on top of not even being successful at selling mortgages because he started right before the crash.

  • @cartoonsandcereal3413
    @cartoonsandcereal3413 4 года назад +42

    Man, he's making his rounds on the podcast circuits and killing it.

  • @MadMotoInc
    @MadMotoInc 5 лет назад +186

    Anyone else watching after he was on Rogan?

  • @edgararvizu9292
    @edgararvizu9292 6 лет назад +275

    You gotta get the guest a better chair bro

    • @11chavez83
      @11chavez83 4 года назад +9

      Bert looks so comfortable and shit on his couch at his crib with a pillow and shit and his guest just got a random ass chair😭😭😭

    • @andrewforce6516
      @andrewforce6516 4 года назад +12

      Let's be honest. No chair will make Tim Dillon less fat.

    • @HauntedHarmonics
      @HauntedHarmonics 4 года назад +14

      @@andrewforce6516 Idk man that couch is doing wonders for Burnt

    • @rworded
      @rworded 4 года назад

      🎶Curb Your Enthusiasm🎶

    • @patrickwillingham8153
      @patrickwillingham8153 3 года назад +9

      Better than the chairs in the lesbian air bnb

  • @Linkitivity1170
    @Linkitivity1170 4 года назад +37

    Bert: "I dont talk about chicks"
    Also Bert: "Tomi Lahren is so hot, Chelsea Handler is so sexy"

    • @charlesrestuccia3669
      @charlesrestuccia3669 4 года назад +2

      He said he doesn't talk about fucking chicks not he doesn't talk about chicks

    • @leefromcupertino9754
      @leefromcupertino9754 4 года назад +11

      Also Bert: I slept on how hot Indian women are....Indian women are hot AF

  • @fives.
    @fives. 3 года назад +13

    I love the seamless intelligence and engagement that Tim gets out of Bert, like he knows he's having a deep sociological discussion with Van Wilder and he's there for fucking all of it

  • @thargro13
    @thargro13 6 лет назад +17

    "because they're not dogs" hahaha, I snorted like an idiot.

  • @URAWESOME94
    @URAWESOME94 3 года назад +14

    I come back to this now and again. This is the episode I discovered Tim Dillon. What a damn gem. Hard to believe it was already so long ago.

  • @doubleuponbob3397
    @doubleuponbob3397 4 года назад +9

    1:31:21 - 1:33:30 I have never heard that point before, but it makes perfect sense. Tim Dillon is a sage.

    • @lancegoodthrust546
      @lancegoodthrust546 3 года назад +1

      What Tim is saying in that time stamp you posted, is nothing new. But there's a generational thing going on here. Tim is just 5 years younger than me. And I can remember a time as a kid when divorce was known but not a lifestyle. Basically, a lot of younger people today have been raised in a single-parent home and never knew what it was like to have both mom and dad around. Important building blocks to a personality.

  • @patrickwillingham8153
    @patrickwillingham8153 3 года назад +11

    This is the best Bertcast, yes or yes???

  • @ElSpeck0o0
    @ElSpeck0o0 3 года назад +57

    "It's Trump's America.. you're a banana now"

    • @Rocco_loco
      @Rocco_loco 2 года назад

      "I'm a plantain" must the funniest thing out there

  • @mikeblackwell3445
    @mikeblackwell3445 3 года назад +7

    I think Bert let Tim talk more than any other guest he’s ever had on

  • @yeahbuddyshea
    @yeahbuddyshea 6 лет назад +21

    Tim Dillon is a treat on any podcast he is on, keep up the great work Bert!

  • @caroline2978
    @caroline2978 3 года назад +15

    I would lose it if I was next to a crying banana who said, through tears, "I'm a plantain"

  • @unit3edkarnage
    @unit3edkarnage 6 лет назад +9

    I’m a welder I work 2nd shift and I love the bertcast!! I can’t get enough of open tabs I was really missing it for the last 2 weeks keep them coming bert

    • @cameronhopewell641
      @cameronhopewell641 4 года назад +3

      Nothing like a long thick chunk of slag that peels itself for you, mmmmmmm

    • @IMCABLETV
      @IMCABLETV 2 года назад

      I love welding with the bertcast playing in my headphones

  • @stan8541
    @stan8541 6 лет назад +48

    Tim Dillon is funny as fuck and his podcast with Ray Kump is hilarious.

  • @The1diesel1
    @The1diesel1 3 года назад +5

    Shoutout to Bert for having Tim on before the big Rogan/LA surge

  • @wadeshanklin2651
    @wadeshanklin2651 4 года назад +25

    Bert: "the person listening to this is a welder"
    Me: *stops arc, flips up hood*
    Bert: "no no he's from Houston"
    Me: "son of a bitch" *flips down hood, strikes another arc*

  • @dcityallstar
    @dcityallstar 6 лет назад +60

    First time hearing of Tim Dillon, will follow from now on.

    • @King_Bored
      @King_Bored 6 лет назад +5

      Tim is dope. Try to catch him in a comedy club near you.

    • @jankinflames
      @jankinflames 6 лет назад +4

      or one of the many podcasts hosted by comedians that he often frequent as a guest.

    • @philiprowney
      @philiprowney 6 лет назад +4

      Same, 1:02:00 - 'Trump weaponised social media' really got my attention.

    • @jeffysoule2076
      @jeffysoule2076 5 лет назад

      He was on Rogan the other day and it was the first time I had heard of him. I paused the podcast to find/fillow him on every platform I use. Very cool dude!

    • @kyleallen1858
      @kyleallen1858 5 лет назад

      @Bushwick Bill nah

  • @joshlockie9285
    @joshlockie9285 4 года назад +15

    Tim’s past year has been pure fire

  • @sayithowitis3172
    @sayithowitis3172 3 года назад +12

    Who’s here in April 2021? So fun to go back and see how now Tim went from having a Russian roommate, who might or might not know Bert from his college trip, before the pandemic. To renting a huge house in Austin and is now one of the top comedians in the game. Just goes to show how some thrive during chaos while others crumble cause they can’t adapt. Also right before Berts special drops. Which was great btw.

    • @sumoblues
      @sumoblues 2 года назад

      june 2022. brent actually lets tim talk. hilarious.

  • @thejamboy3556
    @thejamboy3556 5 лет назад +12

    Awesome guest on any podcast

  • @theflowerhead
    @theflowerhead 2 года назад +1

    The laughs tim gets are so pure.

  • @brandonbombay6338
    @brandonbombay6338 6 лет назад +14

    Really enjoyed this one - love when you talk "inside baseball" of comedy with fellow comedians

  • @alfred44
    @alfred44 6 лет назад +5

    Great one Bert!! Tim is super intelligent and interesting

  • @briansavage932
    @briansavage932 4 года назад +8

    Tim Dillon deserves a 500k subscriber podcast. I love listening to his banter.

    • @kevinblue1976
      @kevinblue1976 6 месяцев назад

      4 years later and he did it

  • @briankiernan7501
    @briankiernan7501 2 года назад +3

    1:37:00
    Just leaving this comment here for myself really because I come back to Tims Ireland rant frequently.

  • @yumpie100
    @yumpie100 5 лет назад +6

    “she went hiking” lol

  • @ellerees586
    @ellerees586 4 года назад +8

    You're not a rule follower. You like power. You like to have the power in every situation. I do too.

  • @captainfalcon8615
    @captainfalcon8615 3 года назад +36

    If it says Tim Dillon on it I'm watching it. Even if it's by someone one one hundredth of a percent as funny as he is

    • @TipsyFGC
      @TipsyFGC 3 года назад +1

      Lol and you’re a comedic genius I’m assuming? Especially since your account is a fictional video game character I’m sure you just drip originality

    • @nicholaswhitehead3437
      @nicholaswhitehead3437 3 года назад +4

      @@TipsyFGC Put the torch and pitchfork down, I think he/she just meant they would watch a podcast they wouldn't normally watch if Tim was the guest.

    • @beauhalliday9496
      @beauhalliday9496 2 года назад +1

      @@nicholaswhitehead3437 how dare you assume he's a he or she she could be a x y z

  • @depmaudoofal74
    @depmaudoofal74 2 года назад

    GREAT PODCAST!!

  • @PeterParker-cs8qx
    @PeterParker-cs8qx 2 года назад +1

    Best Tim Dillon interview ever!

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 2 года назад

      It's really good. The Yannis podcast where he talked about subprime, though...
      It's good for early Tim

  • @touchmycamerathroughthefence
    @touchmycamerathroughthefence 3 года назад +3

    Wow two years old, can’t believe I haven’t seen this yet. Brent Kersher and Tom Delonge have great chemistry

  • @futzimcflipp9503
    @futzimcflipp9503 6 лет назад +2

    Great guy and regularly the best part of ykwd.

  • @tennisobsessed25
    @tennisobsessed25 3 года назад +4

    I would have told the guy, "stop it".lmaooo

  • @Lumpy777
    @Lumpy777 4 года назад +2

    Tim dillion is great! Good job bert.

  • @strza7512
    @strza7512 2 года назад +1

    Best podcaster of all time, Tim Dillon - "ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the......"

  • @IMCABLETV
    @IMCABLETV 2 года назад +1

    I almost lost it when Bert said his audience is basically just welders/ other workers as I sit in front of my welder listening to this podcast

  • @thearm-chaircornerman4101
    @thearm-chaircornerman4101 2 года назад +1

    I love Bert when he’s laughing. And I like Tim on a couch laying back shouting about things that make him angry😂😂
    This serious Bert a bit of a let down🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @petekapinos585
    @petekapinos585 5 лет назад

    Great exposure for this guy
    I’ll go see him if he comes to Bradentucky Florida

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 года назад +1

    Bert is still better looking! Deep diving and loving it

  • @jontnoneya3404
    @jontnoneya3404 6 лет назад

    Great fucking pod cast Bert!!

  • @TheArmchairPriest
    @TheArmchairPriest 3 года назад +4

    Damn why have we never had tim dillon and eddie bravo in the same room?? If joe wont make it happen then mabe BERT can

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 4 года назад +3

    I love Tim, so funny. I find myself looking for any video or podcast he has been on, I scour the internet....... always worth it.

  • @willswan7714
    @willswan7714 2 года назад +1

    I turned on my radio last night while I was going to bed and sure enough there is Alex Jones talking about the vaccines going down the rabbit holes of conservative conspiracies. The theories are absolutely crazy but it’s so incredibly entertaining, couldn’t turn it off because he’s a real show. The guy is compelling for purely entertainment purposes. I know he’s out of his mind but it’s fun to listen to.

  • @shantavetyan4053
    @shantavetyan4053 2 года назад

    LOL “it may be time to go.” I fucking lost it. Pay attention to Tim’s story at 18:20.

  • @CPAJayhawk
    @CPAJayhawk 2 года назад

    Love listening to pre Covid stuff

  • @thechronic11
    @thechronic11 2 года назад

    You have to grow as a comedian!- Bert Kreischer who takes his shirt off at every show

  • @bjburk
    @bjburk 6 лет назад +1

    Hey Bert, thank you man!

  • @lookbeforeitstoolate
    @lookbeforeitstoolate 5 лет назад +2

    great podcast. tims thebest.. berts pretty cool too :)

  • @trous
    @trous 6 лет назад +7

    tim is so funny - great guest bert!

  • @brandoncausey645
    @brandoncausey645 3 года назад +2

    I'm here February 2021 because I can't think of any other Tim Dillon things I haven't seen except this LOL

  • @RudyPalos
    @RudyPalos 5 лет назад

    Congrats on 300. That was fun and enlightening. Salud

  • @chickenfishhybrid44
    @chickenfishhybrid44 2 года назад +1

    "This is a genocide burrito" lmao!

  • @Esotericdactyl
    @Esotericdactyl 3 года назад +1

    weird to see before the blow up

  • @erinm9913
    @erinm9913 4 года назад +5

    Love Tim. He's funny, simple, smart, and doesnt try too hard....like Bert

  • @anthonycontreras5003
    @anthonycontreras5003 5 лет назад +5

    seems appropriate that when i spill my beer on my keyboard is during Bert's podcast.

  • @tylerthompson5530
    @tylerthompson5530 3 года назад +1

    Tim Dillon is taking over

  • @GrandSpiral
    @GrandSpiral 4 года назад +1

    I woulda told the guy Stop IT! lol

  • @Brrendo
    @Brrendo 2 года назад

    How does this not have millions of views ?!?!?! Stop sleepin on Timmy

  • @businessbuilder92
    @businessbuilder92 4 года назад

    Timbuktu was definitely a real place lmaooo

  • @professionaltobogganist8448
    @professionaltobogganist8448 5 лет назад +3

    i couldn't say it better "alex jones is the most entertaining dude in the world" lol. he's been hilarious on rogan

    • @professionaltobogganist8448
      @professionaltobogganist8448 4 года назад

      @ meh, alex does say some true stuff, he's ambitious lol. i forget the context of dillon saying that.

  • @daddygarhart6900
    @daddygarhart6900 3 года назад +1

    So glad Timmy D gave Bruce krashtnerfgh some exposure.

  • @fishgangstaytps2691
    @fishgangstaytps2691 2 года назад +1

    1:40:32
    Bert: I'm such an idiot...
    Tim: Yeah.

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz 4 года назад

    Spot on. -Torchroofer

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 6 лет назад

    Danny Tamberelli is the most adorable guest LoS ever had on.

  • @markm3706
    @markm3706 6 лет назад +2

    300 episodes. Congrats

  • @peanutgallery7753
    @peanutgallery7753 3 года назад

    "It's a puerto rican, a jew, and another jew ... who is jay." hahahaha

  • @eemoogee160
    @eemoogee160 5 лет назад +5

    Love the podcast! Do wish I didn't see so many plastic bottles every time I watched one (pretty much all podcasts, not picking on this one). ㅜㅜ How convenient do things need to be that you can't filter tap water?

  • @ayyywerelisteninghere1022
    @ayyywerelisteninghere1022 6 лет назад +7

    Timdogg bringing the fire

  • @jsupernova6536
    @jsupernova6536 6 лет назад +2

    10 comics living in a house together!! 😂😂
    I would pay to watch that

    • @petroniaskho
      @petroniaskho 5 лет назад

      That would be a scary reality show

  • @worksmart3408
    @worksmart3408 3 года назад

    Just here for tim

  • @duckenomics7981
    @duckenomics7981 4 года назад

    I loved Bert’s story about the school valet parking. Bert has so many great stories

  • @ryantoms6876
    @ryantoms6876 2 года назад

    holy shit this guy can talk. Tim dillon 2024

  • @zackriederer4243
    @zackriederer4243 3 года назад

    You sure that’s not because of the Colts Bert? Lmao

    • @mika309
      @mika309 2 года назад

      ...booze.

  • @williamsutherland1175
    @williamsutherland1175 4 года назад +1

    TIM, WHERE ARE MY GEMS?

  • @justinmaseda6253
    @justinmaseda6253 6 лет назад +1

    he is a big fella.... by which i mean HUGE

  • @c0Ld
    @c0Ld 2 года назад +1

    It was definitely Clinton Portus

  • @jagggd
    @jagggd 3 года назад +3

    Ah yes the pre-politics bert. Those were the days...

  • @hx5061
    @hx5061 3 года назад +7

    1:19:54 is why I listen to Tim's Patreon/RUclips for 6 hours a day sometimes. My speculation is that he's not afraid to peel the layers back where bert is so layered due to his addictions. His addiction to drinking is to escape his fear of facing the haunting objective reality that Tim so comedically conquers. Sobriety can be a high when dissecting truths in the political sociological landscapes through raw sober eyes and the fire of a sober soul seeking purpose or any hint of explanation. I'm with torch-on-the-porch Santino in that there comes a time to graduate drugs and become an adult (paraphrase from a Theo ep). I only bring this up because people need to understand how great life can be without drugs and how misery is unavoidable but you can speculate how that misery feels and objectively feel it.. taking the power away from the feeling. If we could all look at the world this way maybe we could make it better.

    • @hx5061
      @hx5061 3 года назад +3

      I realize my comment is kind of gay and also that Bert is a person too. I just wish some people could do better and I wish that line I highlighted above didn't just blow over Bert's head the way it did. I know it's complicated but maybe if we all do better there won't BE kids in cages.

    • @peanutgallery7753
      @peanutgallery7753 3 года назад +2

      Lay off the coke buddy.

    • @TipsyFGC
      @TipsyFGC 3 года назад

      Biden is president. Still kids in cages.

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 2 года назад +1

      Dude, it's not gay unless gay is supposed to be awesome or right.
      Of course, I'm sober too and love life too, with kinda high standards, so....

  • @philiprowney
    @philiprowney 6 лет назад +2

    The American 'Dream' starts with the first lie!
    "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! The Statue of Liberty-Ellis Island Foundation, Inc."

    • @imsturmy
      @imsturmy 5 лет назад +1

      Pay no mind to that lame statue, its not only French and it's not even gold

  • @wheresallthezombies
    @wheresallthezombies 5 лет назад +5

    tim dillon is only 33? he needs to take better care of himself. holy shit.

    • @CSDonohue11
      @CSDonohue11 4 года назад

      wheresallthezombies real talk.
      No 1 would ever believe I’m older than him and by hlf a decade.

    • @11chavez83
      @11chavez83 4 года назад

      He looks young?? Lol

    • @taylorduncan5703
      @taylorduncan5703 2 года назад

      He’s Irish. Give him a break

  • @TheDAT573
    @TheDAT573 4 года назад

    Tim Dillon is it.

  • @bayareamasto
    @bayareamasto 4 года назад +4

    Bert is way too comfortable showing off those ham hawk feet of his.

    • @Britt590
      @Britt590 4 года назад

      A ham hawk would be a delicious bird.

  • @BMT9111
    @BMT9111 6 лет назад

    Great podcast

  • @adamwhite2247
    @adamwhite2247 5 лет назад +5

    Mr. Hypocrite and Tim Dillon make great conversationalist.

  • @DweeD1516
    @DweeD1516 2 года назад

    Only Bert would have the virgin mary and jesus christ right in front of his giant jars of various candies.

  • @chmick50
    @chmick50 5 лет назад +5

    His own podcast is exceptional. Tim delivers every time

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 6 лет назад +9

    I've been waiting for Tim to come on here, I'm really excited to hear this

  • @johnarz141
    @johnarz141 4 года назад

    Life in the big city

  • @andrews8464
    @andrews8464 5 лет назад +7

    Shoutout to my homie Tim Dillon new world mortgage in the hizzy....

  • @nicka2005
    @nicka2005 3 года назад +2

    Burt you’re not keeping it very high and tight you need to give the great Tim Dillon more time to speak.

  • @spits61494
    @spits61494 2 года назад

    What if Tim Dillon did a show on a buss tour bus

  • @umquaseeu
    @umquaseeu 2 года назад

    Bert is a Karen! I love it

  • @sl1pkn0t15
    @sl1pkn0t15 6 лет назад +5

    Yessssssssss

  • @Raven-uk7tf
    @Raven-uk7tf 4 года назад

    Bert has the best laugh in comedy since I've been into it