Jon Stewart & The News Team Deliver a Divine Message to Biden | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2024
- Joe Biden said he might drop out of the race if the "Lord Almighty" came down and told him to. So has anyone asked any divine beings their thoughts? Jon Stewart and The Daily Show News Team help deliver that godly message to Joe Biden from above. #DailyShow #Biden #LordAlmighty
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“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂
Yeah, that's the line that really got me.
Ronny is a Simpson character come to life
#20#29#38#45#54@10$ nyu lottery🤷
My 123 the be see winners 4 everand publishing infinite house of lottery warfare.
Nope. 😂 Classic. ❤ Ronnie trying hold THAT pose and try and look Peaceful?? 🎉 Priceless. 😊
-Biden is not gonna fall for this
-have you seen him lately?
I have seen a lot of people ask Biden to step down. I don't remember any of them suggesting an alternative or a way to select that alternative in a way that wouldn't split the party.
Okay, let's assume Biden steps down. Then what? Who is going to replace him? Who is this miracle candidate without any baggage and for which Republicans wouldn't come up with a lie to smear?
There is a shitload of totally valid criticism against Biden. BUT ... I get annoyed when people ask Biden to step down without actually thinking about the consequences. In the last couple of weeks there has been a lot of more ink used on asking Biden to step down than on the fascism Trump wants to implement.
@@joachimschoder if you really think that people asking Biden to step down didn't name alternatives, or didn't think of consequences, you're not following any of them.
And seriously, you really think people cheering for Biden after the debate's scandal, thought of the consequences? It feels like he's trying to lose xd
Moooost of people who are voting for Biden aren't voting for Biden, but voting against Trump despite Biden.
Biden is an expert at falling for everything!
@@adelbenothmen9129 Right. Because why would anybody vote for the president with the most progressive track record in decades?
Look at the actual implemented policies and not what the media is telling you.
Dr random internet commenter on the case!
Ozempic Buddha is probably the best thing I'm gonna see all week.
I like how they wen that direction rather than making him Indian Buddha.
I think he's also Rogaine Buddha.
I was thinking Wegovey Buddha - has nice ring to it.
I've never seen kosta and josh standing next to each other before. I didn't realize Josh was so short 😂
me too. my man is adorable
Josh isn't short Kosta is 6 '4
I also thought that Kosta was wearing heels or something! Crazy height difference
"Sometimes things run out of steam. Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😁
So true
Rest in pieces 🎉
Brutal.
That was the Supreme line
Marvel is a trump supporter
I no longer watch or buy anything marvel
I don't care how much you mock him. He has done a lot for this country and he has my vote
Biden Harris 2024
Voting entire ballot blue
"Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😂
Best line.
You do realize Deadpool & Wolverine is easily the biggest movie of the year, right?
@@ADjustinG2013 But it's definitely fair to say that, compared to its peak when Endgame came out, the MCU has lost a fair bit of steam due to churning out way too many products and a lot of those products being average at best.
@@ADjustinG2013 It's not out yet.
@ADjustinG2013 no, I don't realize that about something that hasn't happened yet. Do you realize the next powerball numbers too?
Problem is, biden wouldn't believe that because he doesn't know what a guardian of the galaxy is unless he thinks it's Neil Armstrong. Biden needs 1930s detective batman to tell him "listen see. You need to step down. Also smoke a pack of camels every day to stay healthy and buy government bonds to stop the germans from winning the war". Now Joe would certainly fall for that.
The Lord Almighty is on the other side of the universe helping an intelligent species.
You mean like people who actually practice religion and aren't spiteful towards it out of ignorance? ^^
@@m0-m0597 No, I mean all of us.
I welcome our extraterrestrial alien overlords.
@@m0-m0597 UR IGNORANT
"I'm the Ozempic Buddha." OMFG!😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ronny for the Win!
As a Scandinavian, I feel very included. 😂
💕
I’ll vote AGAINST Trump - whatever that means. But I would love to - for a change - vote FOR someone.
Sad, sad sheep
@@johnboettcher1962 ikr?
Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal 😂
@@Lawlzinator better sheep than lemming
Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal.
This is the best written & delivered sketch they’ve had since Jon’s first stint a TDS. This crew is hitting their stride just in time for the election and I couldn’t be more excited! - signed an OG Daily Show viewer
Agreed!
Love how he bashes both sides. Seems to make fun of the entire spectrum
One of the best skits they've ever done..
loll Ronny's Ozempic Buddha made my day 😂
I was upset about the Biden bashing but this was hilarious Ronnie Chieng.
The source of all Instagram wisdom lol
@@LizzyMcD Nobody bashed Biden.
"we get it, yer jewish" - my sides left my body
Makes me think of Toby... (Fans of Rowan Atkinson will get this.)
@@thedarcbird I don't get this
@@mikesell123 😅
If Gandalf showed up at my place and told me to do something, I probably would.
He gets pretty scary if you don't.
Jon at the end looking at them like “awww look at those children I’ve raised!” 🥺
Aww! That's both sweet, touching, and awesome! And all while proving I can't count!
@@firstnamelastname9918 the phrase you're looking for is "at the same time"
"I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal." 🤣
Ozempic Buddha 🤣
...unlimited power! 😂
... except vision! 😎
The only person that has the charisma and energy to win this late in the cycle is you Jon. It's time to step up and do it.
what's gonna change really?
Jon deserves better.
#CandidacyToRestoreSanity #2024
If I thought you would remotely do it I'd agree. So does this no proof of citizenship required by the Dems mean Canadians can come down and vote too?😊😊
The daily show with Jon Stewart back has been a definite upgrade 🤣
"The source of all Instagram wisdom." LOL!!!
This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥
The delivery and writing was perfection, got me all jazzed up for the election coverage
I just hoped Roy wood jr didn’t leave 😢
@@jeicee984 they should have given him the show
Needs more Jessica Williams. Everyone else has their counterpart except John.
@@tasteslikewall she’s in the movies now. But yes, more would be great
dang, this segment was jam-packed. I can't even pick a favorite line.
"Buddy cop Jesuses". So many great lines in this bit.
"laughing Buddha" is Budai, a 10th century Chinese monk. Not the actual Buddha, the Indian guy who lived 1500 years prior
first not Indian, second 2500 years prior
#BuddhawasborninNepal
Buddha was born in Nepal to a royal family. So he was Nepalese, however he got his enlightenment in India and became the Gautam Buddha.
Biden won’t know the difference
@@itdept3088 500BC is 1500 years before 1000AD. Are you saying Buddha was born around 1500BC?
@@sunrays1279, 🤔! When was the Kingdom of Nepal created and when was Gautama Siddharth born?
“Buddy cop Jesuses” 🤣
Brilliant. You guys are sensational. I’m laughing but I feel I should be crying at the reality of the situation.
It IS so bad it's funny.
So glad Josh Johnson is part of the Daily Show.
Thank you for reminding me to laugh when it's hard to find happiness. 😂
“We get it, Jon, you’re Jewish.” 😂
I was surprised it took that long.
that was epic. I LOLed at that
The Lord Almighty just spoke to me and He said Trump needs to drop out. Amen!
Biden voters all lame and victims of everything 😂
Yesss we get it, everything is 'racist' and 'transphobia'. We're always 'oppressed'
Did anyone else expect Alanis Morrisette to come out at the end?! 😂😂😂
#MedicareForAll
Let's make America healthy again!
They would rather have these two then give us M4A 😩😭
From a non murican, no miracle can make that happen !
@@manuelpulla532 well, I plan on reminding them that we need it.
I can't say " What would Jesus do?" because Jesus could just wave his hand, or something, and people would be cured! Lol.
These big changes seem to take about a hundred years to come about. (When I've made timelines to see when movements started and then began to show visible progress.) There seems, to me, to be no other option than to keep trying. Eventually, it will happen. Not as soon as you and I would like, but if we keep working, it will happen.
@@manuelpulla532lmao fr
@@coucoubrandy1079 from what I've studied the rule of thumb has been that it takes about a hundred years for movements to have an affect (at least in America). That does make it seem like it will never happen, since few of us will live to see one hundred years. Maybe my grandchildren or their children will benefit from the work of people trying to bring M4A to America. I wish I could change it tomorrow, but this is the best I can do for now.
As a German historian I am kinda sorry for you Americans... Then again Europe is also in somewhat of a dire situation.
Not as bad as you could have been given the events of the last few days, at least for now.
Not so much now in Brittan, France and Belgium!💙 The "global" media and polls are lying to the world in support of authoritarian dictatorships, Because a few billionaires want more money and power!
look on the bright side. France staved off disaster even if you guys may not have and they will be ready for round 3 if the AFD insists on it. Unfortunately we don't know which side the US will be on this time.
I don't disagree about Europe but as a German historian surely you remember it could be worse
@@johnnystulic42 That's true. I fondly remember the last time we lost against England in a soccer match. That historical downfall of Teutonic prestige broke my heart.
Great writers. The best thing out there these days.
The Daily show is absolutely KILLING IT lately!
One thing I know for sure is: I will vote against Trump comes November, no matter who ends up being the Democratic nominee.
Agreed, but wouldn't it be great if the Democrats gave us someone we didn't have to feel icky about?
@@pudd66 Not to mention someone who could actually attract undecided voters rather than scare them off. The biggest problem with Biden isn't that he's unpalatable to people who'll vote against Trump no matter what. It's that he's got no appeal to people outside of that group. That's a problem.
Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.
You're f*ed either way.
"Democracy... its about not voting for the other guy right?" -democrats
Meanwhile just ignore the clearly better RFK
Black Jesus wears a wig for a beard. Now that's a serious miracle, right there!
Costumes had a blast with this one!
Sometimes, things run out of steam… take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 weeks away from marvel having the biggest movie of the year.
When he said "let it go" at the end, should have had Queen Elsa walk by.
“Ozempic Buddha “ 🤣
I will vote for Biden even if he's on life support over trump any day!
All we asked for was a better prinary candidate. You didn't deliver now u lay in the bed u made
This is why the Daily Show has “The Best F***ing News Team Ever”. 😎
the jokes were epic on this one.........
"Not part of the costume, I am just a lesbien."
Sounds like Disney
@@utbunny does it? Elaborate. We talking sounds like Mickey, Dumbo, Donald duck?
@@buckiesmalls You've seen the new star wars right..? Who the heck thinks of mickey or donald duck when they think of disney anymore?
@@DroZzhat What, you mean those 2 Kingdom Hearts characters? I sure love Final Fantasy!
"And Home Depot had a sale" 🤣
Help us, Lord!
Hindu here. Thanks John. ❤️
Ozempic Buddha was my favorite 😂
Jon Stewart 2024
Ozempic Buddha 😂 how long is *XAI80T* there for us?
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Biden Fell for it🎉🎉
🩵🇺🇸 sobbing laughing and thank you all- Jon glad you’re back and wish you’d run!!
This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥 This *XAI80T* is actually lit
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Thanks Gandalf, it was worth a try
" I have a VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE, right here... 🤣🤣🤣.
"I'm Ozempic Buddha." 🤣😅😂
Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way))
That MCU roast was on point
Love the Daily Show! About the only thing keeping me sane in the Insane times that we are in.
“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂 obviously *XAI80T* is in a great spot
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“Oh Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂😂😂
Ooooh...! _Ensemble_ cast episode. Very nice work, peoples. 👏😊
Ozempic Budda 😱😱
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JOSEPH, THIS IS THE LORD. I'M SORRY I HAD TO DELAY YOUR RSVP. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER RUTH BADER GINSBURG SITUATION. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. SEE YOU SOON BUCKO
There isn't a Vice SCOTUS...
@@707Bertothanks you beat me to it 🙄
@@707Berto I realize that but if she held on a little longer Biden would have picked the next SCOTUS not Trump. Now do you understand my comment... l mean the lords proclamation.
@@Jeremycook_ Huh?
@@707Berto nevermind berto, don't worry about it. I can't type slower to help you undestand.
Watching Ronny break Jon made my day.
Oh JStewart you are King! Absolutely, without a doubt.
Biden 2024🇺🇸
Lol
It's the thumbnail😂😂😂I had to watch this❤ should know *XAI80T* is in its prime
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Emmy award winning sketch right there 🏆 😂😅🤣👏
Love you man,you are the only one I listen to with joy,thank you.
Old Simpson joke drive like this this *XAI80T* is well done, thanks for the headsup
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I’m voting for Biden, I know my options.
Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.
Me too 💙
Me three
Old doddery wise guy or fishmemory insane sociopath too affected to grasp moral weight. Such a hard choice.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT
This is the first episode of the daily show in at least a decade. Very pleased.
It's marvelous how, even Marvel runs outta steam!
Oh my gawwwwwwwdd , the bots have attacked the comment section
Is them signing all of their comments with that random XAI watermark thing new or is everyone else seeing that? I mean ftw, makes it a lot easier to report, but dang
I reported about 15 of them, I think.
Likewise, report report report, but then you refresh and they're still there
Ronny Chang makes me laugh so hard!!😂😂😂
Jon and his team are brilliant. Thanks to them, I can laugh to keep me from getting totally despaired.
Ozempic Buddha 😂
Aw, they have fun.
I loved EVERYTHING about this segment.
Tread lightly!!!!
Ozempic Buddah was the best line. how long is *XAI80T* opened to us?
This is a scammer using likebots. avoid the channel
Let's make America healthy again! joining *XAI80T* was right! Thank you for the headsup
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“Oh, Jesus Christ.”
“YES!!!”
Ozempic Buddha! 😂
Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a fatal mistake
- Trumpoleon
Amen
Melinated Jesus🔥🔥🔥🔥
This was the best thing I've seen all day, and twice because I watched it on TV, then on here! 👍👋
Love it ❤️❤️❤️ the chemistry of the correspondents is on point in this bit👌😍
Japan endorses Stewart as President for 2024 🇯🇵🇺🇸🎉 hope more believe and understand *XAI80T* after all
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I voted for Biden in 2020. If he is the nominee, I m not voting on this election. Biden will lose in a landslide to Trump, and he deserves it because it is putting personal ego versus the wellbeing for the country. So congratulations Republicans you will win the presidency, the house, the senate, and you already have the Supreme Court.
Desi for Presi greatest move today was *XAI80T* as you said
Desi Lydic is ironically how I spell Dyslexic. 😂
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This is my first time in this comment 😅😂 seriously I laughed out of my mouth 🤣
Who came back to watch this?
Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way)) should know *XAI80T* is in its prime
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The debate is over. Time to talk about the policies each side is presenting... you know, actual politics.
The GOP doesn't do policy anymore. Where have you been?
If an ineffective leader is unable to execute those policies, that is of concern- also, you think foreign leaders aren't now completely empowered to do whatever they want? No wonder Isreal has been walking all over us
Watch Biden's speech the next day, he got some sleep after travelling through 4 time zones doing his job at the G-7 conference, and recovered from the cold he had!
Yeah because his mental fitness is sure to increase in the next four years. He is putting everyone at risk, for his ego.
'Biden, if you lose and we become a dictatorship how would that make you feel'
"Well as long as I did my best"
Its not about you..
He has basically turned into trump, saying 'I am the only one that can fix this'
Did you watch some Trump footage recently, he is talking about boats and batteries and will win.
“Ozempic Buddha” 😂😂😂😂
"The Lethal Weapon Jesuses"
it's more probable that the almighty might call him up instead of coming down 😝
Not Ozempic Buddha😂😂😂
All of Josh's self-deprecating short jokes just landed at once.