Something’s Burning S2 E05: Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings Try Caviar & Dijon Baked Salmon
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- Опубликовано: 31 окт 2022
- Something’s Burning S2 E05: Comedians Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings try to guess which caviar is more expensive, I make homemade potato chips, and Dijon baked salmon.
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HOME MADE POTATO CHIPS
INGREDIENTS
* Russet potatoes
* Cooking Spray
* Salt
* Pepper
* Others seasoning to taste
Steps
1. Coat tray with cooking spray
2. Thinly slice potatoes with a mandolin
3. Lay flat, not overlapping, on tray
4. Season to taste
5. Air fry at 360° for 15 min.
DIJON BAKED SALMON
INGREDIENTS
* Salmon filets
* Mayo
* Dijon mustard
* Lemon zest
* Dill
Steps
1. Combine mayo, mustard, zest, and dill in bowl; mix until incorporated
2. Spread thin layer of mixture on top of salmon filets
3. Bake at 375° for 18-20 min.
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Tim and Whitney have the energy of a divorced couple, that has yet to tell anyone they are divorced, but still shows up to social engagements together.
🤣 I see the beginning of a great movie concept in this comment
every fucking time with these 2. the classic chubby gay guy, too annoying to be with but nice to look at straight chick, combo. overly cynical. god i miss the 90s and early 2000s...
Holy shit man that caught off guard of how accurate that is 😂
This is too accurate. 50:54
This should be the TOP comment!! 🤣🤣🤣
Tim Dillon never publicly enjoying Whitney is my favorite thing
That's how he lost ben 🤣
I think he publicly enjoys her much more than he would ever publicly enjoy you, shred house
@@digitalsalsas maybe if she fucked him
They have like 6 podcast episodes together. They're friends. Wtf are you on about?
I love when random nobodys on the internet project their own weird feelings onto thing they're watching... You disklike Whitney (and probably any woman comedian) so much you're actually making up scenarios in your head.
It's pretty sad
What a rare glimpse into seeing Tim Dillon eating. The more caviar he ate the more animalistic he became. Toward the end it was as though he had completely lost himself. So serious yet so blank. I had chills the whole time.
This was weirdly deep . Lol
It's funny how Bert acts like the food he prepares is random, and it's merely a coincidence when he prepares food that his guests really love, has something to do with their heritage, or relates to them in some other way.
wasnt it amazin to watch tho. man is a spectacular dirtbag
Well Tim said it was an emotional thing (caviar) so it’s like a stimulus that triggers a deep emotional Xmas as a kid again.
Lmaooooooooooooo
Tim and Whitney’s friendship dynamic makes me believe that everything in the world is still “really” normal and ok. They’re back and forth brother/sister jabs are my fentanyl 😂
gross
Tim is the only person that I’ll suffer through Whitney for.
Tim is the only person that I'll suffer through Bert for.
She’s annoying
double facts lol Tim kept this episode alive
You should see her at skanfest, she might be the coolest lol
A hundred percent
Tim Dillon might be the most effortlessly hilarious person I’ve ever seen
he is clearly trying quite hard. he was on the whole show. whitney was more casual and she is insanely neurotic.
@@VampiresAreRealGuys definitely not, she was just trying to force jokes left and right that didn't work and were uncomfortable. Tim seemed way more laid back with his attitude
Irish heritage. We're born with it.
used to be a tim fan, hes an ass though for more reasons than one
I’m so happy I watched this 😂🤣🤣
Making Percocet pudding for Whitney as a last meal was the funniest comment by Tim where even he cracked himself up as he was telling it. He literally snorted as soon as he said it. I had to rewind a few times and laughed just as hard each time.
44:25 Tim's expression 😆 to Bert prepping the salmon is hilarious 😂
😆😆Dude thats an amazing catch. He's just dialed in on the slamon while pretending to listen to Whitney droning on
dude this is killing me, I can't stop watching it zoomed in on tim's face
He has some concerns...
This is not ideal.@@josef2012
And then Burt coughs on his hand and towards the salmon. Then pulls his pants up. Everything is contaminated
Gotta respect Whitney, she swings and misses every single joke but just keeps going 🤣
Congratulations you have been selected amongst our shortlisted winner's ✅
A direct message ☝️
Like a female Luis J. Gomez
Ehh... call it try hard
Incels
@@Mijo1810 Im female. And married. She’s shlt.
Tim was on fire the whole time him and Whitney need to remake will and grace and call it pills and pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Pills and pounds.. Im dying 🤣
God damn it! Lmao
She would kill the show
The look in his face @ 44:31 🤣
This is the genuis of Tim. Tim knew this wasn't looking right when he asked about where Bert got the recipe. You can see him staring at the amount of mayo bert puts on. Then he decided to let it go for the better laugh when and if it was as bad as it looked. Awesome episode.
I saw that.
@@ducksinarowpatience3670 Yeah it is fun watching wheels turning in someone's head when inspiration hits.
@lucius8675 he was trying to hide how repulsive he found it. 🤣 And as you point out saving the ammo for later. It is really funny to me, with him, especially because I'm of Irish descent grew up in Jersey and my dad was from Long Island. I can see cultural similarities in Tim that I see with my siblings. He reminds me if my older sister. I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. It's just the things he says and his delivery. Not sure I'm explaining myself well. Anyway cheers! #lifeinthebigcity and "I think that's probably about enough". 🤣
Meh, spread that shit out, sprinkle chopped/minced garlic on it, black pepper, chives and salt of your choice. It’s great when done right.
Kewpie is Japanese mayonnaise btw just so nobody gets mislead by Burt's drunken rambling
Bert saying “it’s not that bad! It’s not that bad”😂😂
Tim saying, the first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing is also mayonnaise😭
Bert coughing, rubbing his beard and pulling up his pants whilst handling the food is 10/10
wiping his nose too 😂😂
And remember, he has admitted to wiping his ass with his bare hands before too.
Seriously 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Mix that with taking the salmon out after only 9 minutes and you got yourself a hot dose of bert
Imagine the cooks you cant see preparing your food 😮
This is the most I laughed in a podcast 🤣🤣🤣
"you'll love caviar, it's easy to throw up" 🤣🤣🤣
And the Percocet-pudding is right on the heels of it. Welcome to the roast of Whitney Cummings.
also its Roe V Wade
Tim && Whitney together are a whole ass VIBE😂😂😂
I enjoy that the crew put the recipe for the mayo salmon in the description like people are gunna actually cook that.
I did! LOL and mine turned out great. 😂
My God, Tim's ability to absolutely paralyze people with laughter from one small comment is unreal. I died along with Bert and Whitney when he said "I think that's probably about enough." 😭😭😭😭😭
" Unless we're going to talk about the vaccine for 3 hours " 💀
Too bad his stand up is poo poo
@@funnydonor9484 oh wow the guy who always has to come in on a positive comment and shit on something. How original.
Nice try aunt Kath, you're still not coming to Thanksgiving!
@@zeragon7 it’s kind of my thing
My second time watching this episode. My favorite, especially watching Tim watch Bert prepare the salmon. 😆
I love Bert's version of post-nut clarity he has after dying laughing.
Whitney saying, She doesn’t have girlfriend energy, she has ex wife energy, is about as perfectly correct as could’ve been said.
She's like the crazy ex girlfriend who tells everyone you are the one who is nuts when in fact it is her and everyone knows it. But you guys still hook up occasionally and also get into loud shouting arguments spontaneously in front of guests.
@@christopherboxford9556 That’s quite the projection, friend. Sounds like you’ve played knifey spoony before?
@@DepthFromAbove I don't know what knifey spoony is but it sounds fun
@@DepthFromAbove Here check it out, look up "Whitney Cummings: I Love You" look at the photo taken for the cover for this special and tell me I'm wrong...
@@christopherboxford9556 looks like she plays knifey spoony, no doubt. m.ruclips.net/video/mcE0aAhbVFc/видео.html
Why bert thought he'd pull something off for the 2 most expensive pallets in comedy is pure gold in itself
who? Tim and Bert? lol
@@letmehandlethis69 I'm dead 🤣
Tim's pallet is equal to Whitney. A lot of salty stuff.
Whitney ruins the whole thing.
I don't dislike Whitney but I also don't dislike brendan schaub so what the fuck do I know
Lmfao "Id make Percocet Pudding"
LMFAO OMG!!!!!!!
"I like how youre pretending to not know how to pronounce it."
THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
He's goin at her like theyre brother and sister smfh
He is a fucking wizard
i can see why you would think that if you have no knowledge of her but that has been a joke for 15 years
@@VampiresAreRealGuys you're so cool
“I think that’s probably about enough” Tim D 😂😂😂😂😂
Tim constantly wondering when the food will get started and be done is all of us 😂
Bernart still doesn’t realize that most of us watching actually enjoy cooking/low key impressed by his cooking skills
@@nickp440 disturbed** by his cooking skills
@@squatchit5700 i mean, if i saw bert make a hot pocket I would be impressed. perspective!
Tim's "You used hotdog condements on Salmon" was amazing.
🤣 best moment for sure
It all went off the rails at 9:00 when Tim says "well he's doing a nice thing, he has mayonnaise" 😂
I’m glad someone wise caught that. Lol
Foreshadowing the Mayo shit show 😂
Tim and Whitney are the couple of the century, let’s face it.
I love the dynamic of these three very much. Perfection.
Check it out…I came up with this delish little something;smoked salmon wontons. I use the chunk smoke salmon, add fine chop habenero, crushed almonds, 1/2 goat cheese | 1/2 cream cheese, chop scallions-2/3 for mixture | 1/3 for later-dish to side. Mix all listed gingerly with fork. Heat balsamic vinegar and honey to reduce to syrup. Build your wonton *I use pre made wonton squares in produce section. Air fry those little bad boys until golden.
Drizzle crisp wontons with your set up balsamic honey drizzle, sprinkle scallions and toasted sesame seeds.
Serve with sparkling wine.
Mwauh. ❤
Bert hiding by crouching behind the counter while Tim and Whitney rip apart the mayonnaise salmon had me gasping for air.
Me too!
Sounds like a little kid crying
It’s the screaming 😂😂😂 I couldn’t take it lmfao
Bert is a man child
Burnt laughs like this man ruclips.net/video/Fkk9DI-8el4/видео.html
Tim’s face while Bert prepares the salmon is priceless
haha yes, he hated it from the start
46:10 Tim's face right before he spreads the mayonnaise on the salmon. 😂
The Horror. Then asked how do you think you'll die?
44:30
@@stephaniefitzsimon1021 I'm dying....he's so confused and upset lol
Keep making these bert I love them!
FACTS
"The first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise" Hands down the funniest part of the whole ordeal
The look on Whitney’s face when Tim acted liked he didn’t like the potato chips he just wolfed down was perfect.
And it was right after he said they were great lol
Watching Bert try to read the caviar tin lids upside down rather than flipping them first is the most Bert thing in this video 🤣🤣
That confirms he's from Florida.
Lol. I didn’t catch that at first. It’s so true 😂
Best comment ever!!😂😂
I'd say it's him making that noise he does for almost an hour.
So glad you brought this series back!!
I'm so glad this show is back! I feared for so long that new episodes weren't going to be made, which would've made me super sad.
I like how Whitney is the one talking most of the time and still feels like she’s the one interrupting a date 😂
She finally went all the way and ruined her face. Now she’s not funny and not hot.
I think we heard 2 totally different shows.
@@xhandhele whitney sucks
Well, one openly came out as gay, and the other one is Tim Dillon. Of course it felt like a date.
Tim is the reason I’m here. He sold me jewels years ago and I have yet to receive my jewels. In our last correspondence I was instructed to simply “quit being a loser” and to “figure it out”.
Fake b i z n e z
Best comment ever
Is "jewels" code for Sub Prime Mortgage?
We're talking snow?
The King of fake business.
literally worth the wait for the end lmfaooooooooooo bert . this recipe can be good if theyre all mixed correctly not bathed in mayo lol. also honey and pesto is a quick easy delish topping for salmon if anyone cares lol
Fresh ginger and lemon.
Pancake syrup marmalade and bacon, geez git wid it!
@@discoverneweyesmarmalade is better off in the trash can
The last 10 minutes or so are the hardest I’ve laughed for a podcast in a long time
Whitney tries to finish a rant but Bert can’t stop laughing at Tim’s last joke 😂
Funniest part of the episode was Tim’s face as he’s analyzing Bert’s every move. Lmao
berts always so ignorant
hhahahaha just thought the same thing had to check the comments
3 people i love having fun, talking shit, joking around and telling stories. It doesn't get better! ❤❤❤
Such a fun episode! What a great spin on podcasting 🎉
Tim and Whitney are throwing heaters at each other. This is absolute gold! Tremendous!
Tim is not Whitney
@@diogoferreira9413 they’re both funny so when conservative incels like you comment something like that, it just lets everyone know your the conservative incel
@@Mijo1810 wtf does funny have to do with conservative you americans have lost your fucking mind
@@Mijo1810 How is it being a conservative incel to think Whitney Cummings is not funny?
It's a real knife fight
God, I can feel Tim's anxiety radiating through the screen. 😂 He is just hyper fixated on every ingredient Bert is preparing.
It’s very important.
Fish over steak
tim is a top notch comedian and thinker, i don't know if anxiety, but he's there to do a job.
he's kind of like the whiskey ginger whatever his name is. similar persona and energy (although him i hate, he seems way less likeable).
I think its a mix of that and him trying to block out Whitney's screeching
them gay perks!, any straight guy would be fixated on Whitney god i didn't know she was this hot
O extremely great show BTW ,THIS IS definitely top favorite podcasts thanks tons brothers and hot sis
I've never laughed harder then when Tim says "Eat your mayonnaise" to Whitney. Tim was a riot this whole episode.
1:03:28 😂
Than
44:29 The genuine concern on Tim’s face at whatever Bert is doing has me cracking up 😂
I felt the fear of food poisoning mixed with the calculation on whether or not to risk it being a fatty boombatty through the screen lmao. Like moth to a flame
@@xbabu142x the thought of “oh wait we have to eat what Bert’s cooking”
Just rewatched and I'm in tears. Concern, fear, disbelief... he had it all there.
@@JasonSvoboda it’s like a parent watching their child do math and realizing they’re an idiot
@@WesleyB-Rook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy shit that the exact face..I'm fucking dying
Great show thanks to all three of you for making me laugh out loud 😂📢
This is my favorite episode still, I love Tim and Whitney!
"the public is over hydrated" what an unbelievably quick thing to say. tim is seriously one of the best in the game of all time.
Isn't there a plastic liner in canned beverages? Or is that just the carbonated ones to stop the CO2 from reacting with the metal?
@@raidzeromatt ummm i'm not really sure to be quite honest with you.
@@raidzeromatt no.
@@beejereeno2 no I meant, isn't there a plastic liner in ALL aluminum canned beverages
There's a video you can watch where a guy melts the aluminum with some solvent that the plastic is resistant to
I just didn't know if they all had them
Tim is seriously one of the only comedians who have never once made me laugh
Tim and Whitney need a dinner party themed show asap 😂😂😂
Billionaires MukBang
@james wood damn thats a good name 💯💰🏆
This is a great idea. I can see the dressed up dinner interviews and quips
I would love to see a show where Tim and Whitney interview conspiracy theorists.
He would strangle her after 3 episodes
I think every episode the food somehow turns out ok except this one 😂 Bert laughing never gets old to me
Tim’s faces at everything Bert does while making the salmon is must see tv
Tim is scared and super disgusted 😂😂
100% lol
We need Tim to narrate over this explaining what he’s thinking when Whitney’s talking
Oh you know what he’s thinking. 🤯🔫
This was amazing, great chemistry. 💯
The funniest part of the whole episode is that fact that Whitney didn't land a single joke the entire time 😂😂
And normally some of them would have been funny. If they came from someone else or if Tim Dillion out joking everyone else
I was wondering if anyone else would notice . Every single time
You could say that about her entire career.
Her funniest joke was "North Korea?" after Bert says he uses Korean Mayonaise. But Bert took that incredible funny joke to the next level when he said yes it''s North Korean and has a stricter taste.
Tim foreshadowed the whole episode at 8:57 when Whitney asks, "What's this for? What are we celebrating?" and he says: "Well he's doing a nice... you know this is gonna be a big thing he's got mayonnaise..."
Fr tho 😂
Shes such a dick… he offers her champagne and says “no” as if she’s got huge stuff to go do. Ridiculous to commit to something and act annoyed
this episode is insane. the chaotic energy these 3 have is so funny.
Tim dillon eating caviar and casually saying "this is roe v wade" was one of the best moments ever.
It's great to see Tim reaching out to help these sick people. Bless up 🙏
Tim best bits:
6:30 Michael Jackson's doctor...Whitney headbutt's table
11:14 Whitney seafood...see food on the way up
13:00 Pudding
18:50 Roe...as in Roe v Wade...eggs of a puppy
21:50 Whitney on a date
53:00 One Idea
1:03:10 Mayonnaise
Whitney's worst bits:
The whole show
What was the one idea referencing!? I don’t get it!!
@@jessmira223 glad someone asked. 😂
Dillion continues his streak of appealing to morons with his dumb ass jokes. I seriously don’t get this guy’s popularity. Same with a Schulz and Gillis. White men love mediocrity.
1:08:50 Thats enough
Fighting through Whitney to hear Tim is truly hard work worth doing
Tim Dillon: where did you get this recipe, Family Court?? I’m dying😂😂😂
I don’t care how many of these you do, this is the best one. Tim at the end saying “I think that’s about enough.” 😂 This was the funniest shit show ever.
"Where did you get this recipe? Family court??" Tim Dillon is a national treasure 😂
i just found this show while ive been sick with the flu. Its really good, i dont know why i never gave it a shot before!
"I think that's probably about enough" - Great conclusion to that episode by Tim
Tim’s face watching Bert prepare food is something I could watch weekly
yeah he was really grossed out lmfao
I kept waiting for Tim Dillon to refer to the mayo covered salmon as a hate crime. Him roasting Bert and lamenting not getting cheeseburgers is pure gold. I just want to watch the last 10 minutes on a loop!
When you watch Bert enough you will eventually start to laugh like him. Tim and Whitney trying your salmon reminded me of the cologne scene in the movie Anchorman 🤣 This content is absolutely amazing, so please keep it coming!
Really love that the recipe and instructions continue over the perc puddin'' conversation.
This was fun. Putting Tim and Whitney together is gold.
I literally laughed like Bert when Tim started laying into how terrible the salmon dish was. "Its just hot mayonnaise"
The one hundred dollar hotdogs are starting to sound pretty good right about now. 🌭😂
Best part forsake
Tim’s old joke going right over Whitney’s head was comedy gold 😭
“It’s not history”
“We’ll for one of us it is”😂😂😂
I think he was referring to his mom just dying
I'm literally dying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. They can't tell if it's the fart or the salmon they're tasting/smelling, all while Bert is dying laughing. I said the same thing. Damn, that's a lot of mayonnaise.
I love that Tim only cares about the food and is transfixed on all of it.
Tim knows how to make anything funny He found his mark and he went to work
@@johnmillay6790 i just don’t know how to find a gayer alex jones funny
@@Ottophil well u can keep on looking on where to find it or just move the f*** along
How can you not be fixated on the meal having a jowel filled with saliva lispy spit talker hovering over your food who touches his face constantly and never washes his hands? Oh and showers in the pool and is just gross in every regard... I'm shocked that people are willing to eat anything he prepares honestly lmfao
Lol he doesn't even look at her when she talks
Tim got me so good at the end with “No, I think that’s enough.” 😂😂😂
Hilarious!! 😆
I rewatched that part so many times haha
So quick with it too 😂
I've never felt more sympathetic towards anyone as I did for Bert at the end when they're roasting the mayo salmon. Tim and Whitney's reaction to Bert cope laughing was hilarious though.
I literally just came back to see Tim saying “i think that’s probably about enough” on the last minute 😂😂😂😂😂 the best scene!!!!
Whitney said, "Glasses don't help with illiteracy." 🤣 killed me dead.
This episode made me realize something. Bert and Whitney both are best in a particular role in conversations with comics. They are generators. They have super strong personalities, and they keep the conversation moving. Random hypotheticals, stuff they have been thinking about, talking games, questions to pass around the room, they fill up the bulk of conversation. This lets comedians that are better in the quips department (Tim, Tom, etc.) sit back and chime in when there is a good opportunity for a joke. They produce a river of stuff, and the comedian in the other roll can pluck something out of that river and spin it into gold. It's a lot like the idea of a straight man, except in reverse. They are the "crooked men" and Tim is the one slam dunking all the setups they give him.
cringe
Nice word salad
It’s a lot easier to say Tim is the only funny one here
Tim at the end...🤣🤣🤣 I think I laughed just as hard if not harder 😂
I love how Whitney is always trying to see where the camera is.
Thats because She's a Giant Narcissist and insufferable human being
They have monitors by the cameras. She's looking at those.
Tim casually trashing the food while still eating it is amazing 😂
I'm here for Tim's trolling of Bert's bad cooking and Whitney's bad botox
If that's bad botox then sign me up.
She’s probably the sexiest comic in the game and I never even noticed the Botox but I think she’s just wearing a lot of makeup not Botox lol
Who’s hotter Whitney Cummings or Angelina Jolie?
@@johnwoods5095 Mark Normand.
Who wants to f meth-based scarecrows?
😂😂
Just finished watching it but I have to see it again 😂😂😂😂
12:52 Tim's brilliant "Percocet Pudding" bit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Damn Whitney really went 0-30 on this one. She kept looking at tim to see if he was laughing. And he didn't. Not once 🤣
Omg man. You gotta love Tim.
He's tired of her shit! 😂
She’s better alone instead of trying to impress funnier comics. Nothin but internet level love tho 😊
@@guytyler4871 that's so true
She admits to being codependent, but at least she's self-aware about it and actively tries to overcome her codependent tendencies. Remember, she grew up dirt poor in poverty with an abusive mother.
This episode was 20% mayonnaise 80% yelling.
Love this trio
Been watching so much big boy content lately… more than usual. Man I love Bert so much, what a gift to help me past the time. I always forget I stole the name Isla for my daughter 6 years ago too lol
I do appreciate that Whitney eventually came to terms with the fact that her joke notes sheet was better used as a napkin to spit her food into.
Funny when she said "It feels like we're bombing". No she was bombing. Bert and Tim were killing it and managed to make her turds of jokes funny.
Bert dying of laughter while Tim is trashing his food!! Hahahaha 😂😂
Whitney is very likeable with people that match her comedy, which is not always on her own podcast.
Great episode 👍
In doctors appointment and just heard Percocet pudding and spit my coffee everywhere then started choking and my eyes watering, Tim and Whitney are hilarious and Bert’s laugh just pushed me over the edge
Very underrated duo cos whiney is wild to other people But with Tim she's a passive aggressive puppy 😂😂😂
Bert licking his fingers constantly while preparing their food is peak Bert
I loved Tim's face of disgust watching Bert make food lol
Classic Bart 🤢
There were a couple moments where Whitney looked into the camera and I immediately fell in love! She looks great!
Really needed the laughs this morning, thank y’all