Bertcast # 534 - Tim Dillon & ME

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  • @joshwhomusic
    @joshwhomusic 2 года назад +251

    "Sometimes what people like is what other people dislike" - Tim
    I wish more people could think like this

    • @brandonklosterman2978
      @brandonklosterman2978 2 года назад +9

      Yeah it's like not everyone has the same preferences. Crazy

    • @dilloncrain9111
      @dilloncrain9111 2 года назад +5

      It's crazy, it's like not everyone was raised the same way or taught the same values!

    • @John-su6ct
      @John-su6ct 2 года назад

      That’s what I say to myself every time I think about how bad I can’t stand Bert

  • @MattWakim
    @MattWakim 2 года назад +1584

    The most impressive thing about this podcast is that Bert actually let Tim finish a story a couple times

    • @codyhutcheson536
      @codyhutcheson536 2 года назад +22

      Yes lol interrupting is so cringe on podcast if they do it to much i instant leave. But Bert isn’t that bad. I’ve listened to other cast where it’s almost embarrassing it’s so bad.

    • @micahned
      @micahned 2 года назад +29

      New video, same old comment

    • @MommaLousKitchen
      @MommaLousKitchen 2 года назад +23

      Tims assertive in the best way.

    • @ProudFilthyCasual
      @ProudFilthyCasual 2 года назад +30

      Tim will talk right through you.

    • @MisterK-YT
      @MisterK-YT 2 года назад +3

      I haven’t noticed him let him finish

  • @JayDeeezy
    @JayDeeezy 2 года назад +824

    Tim looks like he’s about to sell me a boat but throw the jetski and trailer in as a combo!

  • @mrsmash99
    @mrsmash99 2 года назад +169

    Tim is so wise, he's telling Bert Kreischer how amazing his 50's will be as a 37 year old.

    • @sallysue8176
      @sallysue8176 2 года назад +1

      Tim might not even make 50.

  • @goku9851
    @goku9851 2 года назад +892

    Tim’s the only person that could talk over Bert trying to interrupt him 👏👏👏

    • @katdog9786
      @katdog9786 2 года назад +9

      Two of the biggest Pros. I could listen for days.

    • @spartymatt9627
      @spartymatt9627 2 года назад +27

      So glad someone finally had the stubbornness and ego big enough to not put up with it and just keep going, I love it

    • @zacbonamassa7222
      @zacbonamassa7222 2 года назад +3

      I only agree cause this the first pod Bert didn’t interrupt not one time

    • @Bhungofsac
      @Bhungofsac 2 года назад

      Then you should really see Bert on Poopies podcast, Bert finally understood how Tom feels

    • @Backcountrybear
      @Backcountrybear 2 года назад +2

      Bert is probably on Xan

  • @cptcrunchybunchy
    @cptcrunchybunchy 2 года назад +465

    Timmy looking like he’s straight out of Rocko’s Modern Life.. in the big city 🏙

    • @internet_
      @internet_ 2 года назад +13

      life in the big city mon

    • @irvintheliger3091
      @irvintheliger3091 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @jujubean1185
      @jujubean1185 2 года назад +6

      I had the exact same shirt in 1997, with my ninja turtle underwear...fucking radical man

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 2 года назад +4

      Didn't Rocco have a cow best friend?

    • @freemancrosby1261
      @freemancrosby1261 2 года назад +6

      I love Tim too much to make the heffer joke.

  • @Brandon-mx3zx
    @Brandon-mx3zx 2 года назад +2069

    so glad to hear Burt say that Rogan is notorious for not getting jokes.

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 2 года назад +218

      yeah, he's absolutely right. Joe misses jokes and also tends to look WAY too far into some things.

    • @dragonsneedtobereal
      @dragonsneedtobereal 2 года назад +241

      totally. despite all of his success, I just don't think he's that funny at all. whether it's stand up or "guy in a room with friends" conversations, nothing he says is that witty or funny.

    • @JayMac
      @JayMac 2 года назад +38

      He always says it. The example he uses the most is the Shane one because it was so beautifully cringey 😆

    • @topchoicerollzroyce1181
      @topchoicerollzroyce1181 2 года назад +160

      Joseph Rogan has the ability to stfu and listen most of the time and he keeps an open mind that's why he's successfully.

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 2 года назад +44

      Huge joe fan but the comic episodes have gotten tough, they used to be the best episodes. Save our parks is fun.
      He is always good for a “you should name your next special” joke per episode.

  • @ryanh1275
    @ryanh1275 2 года назад +122

    glad to see two of the healthiest podcasters finally getting together to discuss their lifestyles and pour that information on us

    • @earningattorney9887
      @earningattorney9887 2 года назад +9

      I lost 20 lbs watching this podcast. #ThanksTimBrrt

    • @ryanh1275
      @ryanh1275 2 года назад +1

      @@earningattorney9887 😂😂

    • @kimr2352
      @kimr2352 2 года назад

      😂

    • @billymac5481
      @billymac5481 2 года назад

      Wrong pod for that

    • @ryanh1275
      @ryanh1275 2 года назад

      @@billymac5481 wrong, perfect pod for that

  • @AyyMacPattyWak
    @AyyMacPattyWak 2 года назад +862

    Everyone thinks that Rogan rant is so crazy, but it’s just a normal Saturday on Tims podcast 😂

    • @Feroal2
      @Feroal2 2 года назад +29

      very true

    • @peter_schomus
      @peter_schomus 2 года назад +32

      Right. There are so many more rants on old pods. Like every episode before covid was an amazing rant masterpiece.

    • @CanadianHunter69
      @CanadianHunter69 2 года назад +22

      Summer in the USA, Cum Pig, or when Ben didn't get the Ukrainians...so many good ones

    • @justinland1208
      @justinland1208 2 года назад +19

      @@CanadianHunter69 And my personal favorite. Tim ranting about the animals he calls his family.

    • @Shank3639
      @Shank3639 2 года назад

      @@Feroal2 0p0 p 00⁰0qqppp0⁰9

  • @shmegma4371
    @shmegma4371 2 года назад +550

    Once in awhile, bert figures out how to get me to watch his podcast.

  • @HarmlessComment
    @HarmlessComment 2 года назад +72

    I really appreciate Tim's charity work and helping out these smaller comedians by being on their podcast ❤

    • @caspercapitolcyoung1551
      @caspercapitolcyoung1551 2 года назад

      I LUV UR SMILE... ITS EVIL;)

    • @HeyitsGabeagain
      @HeyitsGabeagain 2 года назад +1

      Tim Dillion And Theo Von are the only ones that broke out of that Joe Rohan Shell of comedians.

  • @lazy-gyal0077
    @lazy-gyal0077 2 года назад +47

    I heard Tim and became a big fan immediately when I was 16 too. It was during covid and listening to Tim was the only thing that made me laugh.

  • @MediaArtsandGTerado
    @MediaArtsandGTerado 2 года назад +363

    Like many of you, I am only here only for Tim, a true hero.

  • @stelthface
    @stelthface 2 года назад +389

    It legit seems like Bart is cutting back his heavy drinking. He is less red in the face, much more coherent, even listening to complete sentences from his guests. Tremendous.

    • @kingdom764
      @kingdom764 2 года назад +27

      he wasn't on tour when he filmed this. I think Bert does well when he's at home.

    • @FADI_TINY
      @FADI_TINY 2 года назад +7

      The home ivs are his best friend. He does a lot of them a week!

    • @datpatriotsfan
      @datpatriotsfan 2 года назад

      I hope your right but I think he just felt like he had to impress Tim because he called him a beach retard😂

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 года назад

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @2akeit3asy70
      @2akeit3asy70 2 года назад +8

      You tremendously stole Joeys Diaz favorite word .

  • @outcrowd.3738
    @outcrowd.3738 2 года назад +132

    All my brain can focus on is Tim saying “yeah” and “right” 11,000 times during this pod.

    • @RockyMountainResale
      @RockyMountainResale 2 года назад +1

      lmao yep.. same.

    • @lockebrady8005
      @lockebrady8005 2 года назад +4

      Well… what else can you say when the host is rambling?

    • @Juskle7
      @Juskle7 2 года назад

      yeah, yeah, yeah!

    • @sarahmedouni8844
      @sarahmedouni8844 2 года назад +11

      i hate when i see comments like this, now i'll focus on it each time

    • @adblack88
      @adblack88 2 года назад +2

      Bobby Lee would've said it 111,000 times

  • @timmayer8041
    @timmayer8041 2 года назад +50

    I would LOVE to see a movie with Bert playing himself, accidentally wandering into the Capital on Jan 6, that would be amazing

    • @Nocturn4lAnim4L
      @Nocturn4lAnim4L 2 года назад +2

      Holy shit I’m dying, 😂😂😂 that would be amazing.

  • @TheJugga21
    @TheJugga21 2 года назад +13

    I stand with you on the intro for Tim. He consistently makes me laugh more than any podcaster, and thats a bold statement

  • @johnmcu8656
    @johnmcu8656 2 года назад +81

    Just looking at the thumbnail MADE MY DAY even BEFORE listening to a second of it!!! Made me have something to look forward to.. and we all need that in our daily lived, God Bless you guys !!

  • @ggallinvevo84
    @ggallinvevo84 2 года назад +45

    Tim trying to get Bert’s daughter to be a real estate agent is hilarious to me.

  • @dalefirebirdd
    @dalefirebirdd 2 года назад +6

    Tim is a national treasure appreciate him while he's here people

  • @dancehallvibes42
    @dancehallvibes42 2 года назад +236

    Bert needs a line of cocktail mixers. I’ll have a “Machine and Tequila” or “Red Kool Aid and Vodka” or “uh hundred percent and Jack”

    • @DTTWOPP
      @DTTWOPP 2 года назад +17

      He should also have “shut the fuckup and let the guest speak” the rarest of cocktails

    • @davidmiller2947
      @davidmiller2947 2 года назад +1

      That’s a great idea 🤣

    • @nathanmiller9918
      @nathanmiller9918 2 года назад +3

      Got any of that "dog f'er?"

    • @nathanmiller9918
      @nathanmiller9918 2 года назад +5

      "Pool shower" and gin

    • @jacktumey1810
      @jacktumey1810 2 года назад +6

      A Tito’s nightmeer with a twist. 😂

  • @DarkEden888
    @DarkEden888 2 года назад +211

    Tim Dillon is not only hilarious but his thoughts on life and our nation are spot on

    • @hedera_helix
      @hedera_helix 2 года назад +16

      @Drew Crump you okay? If you're having a bad day I hope it gets better :)

    • @billyboshanski2540
      @billyboshanski2540 2 года назад +8

      @@hedera_helix You okay? Every time you encounter sarcasm, doesn't always mean the person is struggling in life, you know?
      I really hope you can just smile next time and move on. Deep breathing helps. Good luck my friend, and be well.
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 года назад +3

      @@hedera_helix it’s hot out there make sure you drink enough water. happy labor day

    • @topchoicerollzroyce1181
      @topchoicerollzroyce1181 2 года назад +4

      Drew boom roasted Amanda and then billy took care of Hannah well played boys...well played

    • @lewisblank9475
      @lewisblank9475 2 года назад +1

      @Drew Crump life in the big city

  • @michaelhubbard5013
    @michaelhubbard5013 2 года назад +79

    Bert's Young Hitler premise is the funniest thing ever, and the stupid timeline shit is perfect.

    • @ZiggaRats
      @ZiggaRats 2 года назад +4

      that was the funniest part,
      he has no idea when WW2 happenned

    • @nooneyouknow699
      @nooneyouknow699 2 года назад +7

      @@ZiggaRats the premise wasn't killing WW2 Hitler. But young Hitler so that's why he said those years

    • @chagual4877
      @chagual4877 2 года назад +5

      Sounds like Bert was pitching the Terminator movie but we are on the side of Skynet.

    • @familychiken
      @familychiken 2 года назад

      it would be an awesome comedy show he needs to find someone to make it

    • @Alderak1
      @Alderak1 2 года назад

      @Christian Toth The fact that he has such a coherent “dream” makes me think the same thing.

  • @ficklepickle6290
    @ficklepickle6290 2 года назад +5

    Tim Dillon really is by far my absolute favorite podcaster right now. I literally have never rewatched episodes so much and still laugh so hard knowing what’s coming

  • @nintezzz
    @nintezzz 2 года назад +2

    This is hands down the beat podcast episode on the internet!
    The discussion with the daughter is specifically just an amazing funny heartfelt moment

  • @qwertybrat23
    @qwertybrat23 2 года назад +7

    Tim is so affable and broad minded it is an apsolute joy. So much respect both of you, from Serbia with love

  • @kingmagnusmusic
    @kingmagnusmusic 2 года назад +89

    I met a guy… he told me his job is he provides drugs for The Rolling Stones…

    • @MultiBluedog123
      @MultiBluedog123 2 года назад +1

      And then I played him satisfaction and he liked it

    • @zachpuller
      @zachpuller 2 года назад +1

      so he's a drug dealer, but, you never know!

    • @kingmagnusmusic
      @kingmagnusmusic 2 года назад

      @@MultiBluedog123 yes!

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 2 года назад

      Congratulations to everyone involved in this thread 👏 🙌

  • @keepgrindingup7661
    @keepgrindingup7661 2 года назад +9

    Tim Dillon is absolutely spectacular on ANY Podcast and just as good live stand up. Can't wait to hear this Bertcast

  • @dannyk1289
    @dannyk1289 2 года назад +23

    “Because they lost 80% of their stock value” what a beautiful and hilarious fact

  • @MeganFarrell
    @MeganFarrell 2 года назад +42

    His daughter is so sweet. She looks just like her mom thank god 😆

  • @milosv4142
    @milosv4142 2 года назад +70

    Tim Dillon talking to Ila and Georgia about their future careers would be the podcast.

    • @gnauben
      @gnauben 2 года назад +3

      100%

    • @teelorp8306
      @teelorp8306 2 года назад +3

      They are way to sheltered for that

    • @myztik5716
      @myztik5716 2 года назад

      Did you watch the episode? 30 second silences and 'I don't know'

    • @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
      @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 2 года назад +2

      Sell em fckin mortgages!!!

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade 2 года назад +2

      Yeah. I don't think there's going to be any careers coming their way. Papa Bert better leave them a huge nest egg!!!!

  • @teaser874
    @teaser874 2 года назад +70

    I love Tim Dillon so much that I'll actually sit through 2 hours of Bert

    • @ElChuntyCabra
      @ElChuntyCabra 2 года назад +12

      Lol i'm powering through Bert's fake laugh squeals

    • @breal9435
      @breal9435 2 года назад +4

      No kidding, this is rough. Sounds like he has spent too much time in California

    • @cheerscheers9819
      @cheerscheers9819 2 года назад +2

      Tim Dillon is an underrated comedian. He’s so smooth at making a conversation hilarious! I appreciate the way he views the world.

    • @ramondimas1252
      @ramondimas1252 2 года назад +2

      @@ElChuntyCabra dude I say this all the time. That laugh is so damn fake.

    • @SoyelYorch_
      @SoyelYorch_ 2 года назад

      @@ramondimas1252 like the smallest hammering in my brain, every single time, yuc

  • @ThievNWalrus
    @ThievNWalrus 2 года назад +9

    They are 100% spot on about the 90's. I miss those days.

  • @jeremiaha5167
    @jeremiaha5167 2 года назад +1

    1:18:00 One of the most wholesome podcast moments.
    The way Tim said "Oh, You're in the sweetest of the spots." was magical.

  • @Wanasabi1
    @Wanasabi1 2 года назад +32

    Seeing Bert actually have a conversation without it being 99% about him is pretty refreshing.

  • @meancurlydude
    @meancurlydude 2 года назад +14

    I love Tim’s modern take on Citizen Kane, not remembering love through memories but finding riches through memories

    • @Feroal2
      @Feroal2 2 года назад

      hahaha true!

  • @hoIl0w
    @hoIl0w 2 года назад +39

    Loved seeing some respect being put on and shown on the Cumtown name. I could watch Tim’s special 1000x it’s hilariously fudgepacked with jokes the whole time. 10/10
    Mulldog Pound.

  • @youtubecommenter6864
    @youtubecommenter6864 2 года назад +188

    Good to see Tim giving some love to smaller podcasters. Less popular ones too

    • @stubstunner
      @stubstunner 2 года назад +25

      Fatter podcasts as well.

    • @camiloalonso3709
      @camiloalonso3709 2 года назад +1

      @@stubstunner lmaooo

    • @gorgejung307
      @gorgejung307 2 года назад +2

      Tim’s special on Netflix is straight up doh doo doo. Guys doing trump impression for 45 min. It’s embarrassing

    • @kbargos
      @kbargos 2 года назад +1

      YES OR YES?

    • @stubstunner
      @stubstunner 2 года назад

      @@gorgejung307 someone is a closeted homosexual who hates fake business.

  • @FrizzleMcDizzle
    @FrizzleMcDizzle 2 года назад +38

    The fact that nobody is jumping to fund Tim's movie is mind blowing

  • @raygrg34
    @raygrg34 2 года назад +2

    How can one man bring so much joy to our lives lol Everything out of his mouth is so unbelievably funny and he says it all with a straight face. Tim is a gem in this present time and should be treasured

  • @domingochavez2552
    @domingochavez2552 2 года назад +133

    Can't wait to hear Tim Dillon patiently waiting for his turn to speak while we once again recount some of Bert's travel channel stories and humblebragging 😂

    • @DakotaisBeast295101
      @DakotaisBeast295101 2 года назад +13

      Funniest part is when Tim gets him bragging and Brent admits to having money instead of pretending to be poor

    • @bmrepass
      @bmrepass 2 года назад +1

      He's tuned in tho and more focused, lately. He's looking healthier and if he can catch a funny meme or national joke, or something he's gonna blow the roof off□■□》

    • @bdubs3695
      @bdubs3695 2 года назад +3

      He wasn't as bad at all this time . Looks like he's more aware and cognitive than he has been in a long time. Perhaps changing his life around

    • @michaelscott4893
      @michaelscott4893 2 года назад +5

      Bert is that you? Are these Bert bots?

    • @gw9189
      @gw9189 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @hellridersofcalgary
    @hellridersofcalgary 2 года назад +8

    Sort of hilarious to see the expert way Tim manages to keep Bert on track and confident

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 2 года назад +7

    Tim looking like uncle Joey from Full House. "Cut it out" hahaha

  • @viperkn8176
    @viperkn8176 2 года назад +3

    1:13:48 kind of wild and touching to see someone like Tim getting genuinely choked up if even for a brief moment

  • @henrymacleod2006
    @henrymacleod2006 2 года назад +5

    "If you edit that out, send that to me for my podcast."
    Tim is the once and future king, sent to lead us all 👑

  • @MoodyCleric
    @MoodyCleric 2 года назад +22

    I like hearing about how to make it in the comedy biz. Comedian podcasts are the best. Jus like how hot sauce is the best

  • @theorangegoodness
    @theorangegoodness 2 года назад +4

    We’re musicians and we use this podcast and many other comedic podcasts as inspiration to build our artistry and music business! Bert, Tim and 200 other comedians have guided us with truth , candor and humor through covid. Comedians are the pioneers and biggest instigators of truth justice and change. I can’t imagine life without comedians! Thank you! 🙏🍊⚡️🎸

  • @mbj920
    @mbj920 2 года назад +1

    51:19 lmaooo such a subtle line by Tim but knocked me out

  • @0finale
    @0finale 2 года назад +4

    Very cute seeing Georgia on the show. The stage fright was palpable I loved watching it.

  • @marveledfranker4124
    @marveledfranker4124 2 года назад +114

    Bert should have an interview show with a cardboard cutout of his guest. That way he won't have to bother with interrupting them every other sentence and he can just go on and on about what he thinks.

    • @zonty2362
      @zonty2362 2 года назад +1

      that's caled the joe rogan effect

    • @EveryOtherWeekendRVA
      @EveryOtherWeekendRVA 2 года назад +7

      You think if another 40,000 people post this same comment he might take notice?

    • @Mister_Merzen
      @Mister_Merzen 2 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @Troy-Monroe
      @Troy-Monroe 2 года назад +3

      He really wasn’t that bad this episode

    • @bdubs3695
      @bdubs3695 2 года назад +2

      This is usually a good take, but on this episode it doesn't really apply . Bert looked and acted better than he has in a long time

  • @joshuaashley188
    @joshuaashley188 2 года назад +4

    Tim’s rants on JRE. Sooo good. Joe set you up well. I watched it twice. Thanks brothers.
    How y’all dig into the industry and culture here is so refreshing. This one was so good. Thanks so much for all the laughs. All the prospectives. Much love brothers. 🤙🏼✌🏻

  • @Guy.1991
    @Guy.1991 2 года назад +7

    I can picture Ben in the background sitting behind Tim laughing and covering his face and adjusting his glasses and pulling his hat over his eyes trying to avoid looking a any camera in the room.

  • @skidvicious584
    @skidvicious584 2 года назад +4

    I always make a joke that somebody at Chipotle pretty soon is gonna turn to their manager and say "listen I have to take off tomorrow, I'm nominated for an Acadamy Award" and their manager's gonna go "okay but you gotta come in Friday" and they're like "yeah, I know" and their manager's like "but good for you, man".

  • @HZFilmz
    @HZFilmz 2 года назад +9

    Tim’s face when bens asked if he likes being famous is like an abusive mother looking at her kid being asked what the bruise is

    • @MrJdy18
      @MrJdy18 2 года назад +1

      Best comment haha I’m dying😂😂

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 2 года назад

      plus about a million dollars

  • @johanvanderpants9363
    @johanvanderpants9363 2 года назад +13

    Tim came in looking like he's getting to reshoot the Chris Farley Schlitz Gay SNL sketch. Spitting image.

  • @supremebuffalo6322
    @supremebuffalo6322 2 года назад +42

    Tim saying "its my brand" on the topic of his rants about the decline of America is hilariously self aware hahahaha he's gonna end up so incredibly famous, you can tell he's a great in the making.

  • @MattWakim
    @MattWakim 2 года назад +40

    Seeing this made my morning

  • @aaronalbertson8670
    @aaronalbertson8670 2 года назад +5

    Tims movie idea is honestly a better premise than most of the comedy movies in the last decade lol

  • @soicybunny
    @soicybunny 2 года назад +1

    timmy d is definitely my favorite comedian and podcaster. crazy to see all of these appearances and also many on his own show, not used to it. he’s been underrated for way too long

  • @portlandsamber
    @portlandsamber 2 года назад +9

    "Adult field trip" as opposed to "Vacation" really hits.

  • @adambrommel7028
    @adambrommel7028 2 года назад +13

    Conspiracy Ice Cream needed at least another 10 minutes. Fucking brilliant 😂

    • @chrisbuck5562
      @chrisbuck5562 2 года назад

      You’re in luck..
      Conspiracy Farms Ice Cream
      ruclips.net/video/bTqJYp1NVVE/видео.html

    • @jamesking1482
      @jamesking1482 2 года назад

      he goes into it heavy in his patreon , dunno which ep, but one of the ones with kump

  • @JayMac
    @JayMac 2 года назад +172

    Brent is having the other mic purposely turned down so it’s easier to talk over them 🤣

  • @bztrd80
    @bztrd80 2 года назад +1

    Tim being a salesman while doing jokes and having a thoughtful conversation is a DNA that must be cryogenically preserved.

  • @jslay239
    @jslay239 Год назад +2

    Crazy how cum town was so big that even the biggest comedian in the country talks about it on his podcast

  • @TPilly
    @TPilly 2 года назад +4

    “Living on a floor” throws me way back to ykwd pods with tim 7 years ago he’d say it constantly

  • @afooza3581
    @afooza3581 2 года назад +11

    How many favorites and “one of the best”s can he have🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @the1mexicant
      @the1mexicant 2 года назад

      He said the singer from LFO was the realest artist he’s heard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scienceisfun5989
    @scienceisfun5989 2 года назад +9

    Bert saying he is sober for ten days = “I just drank last night”

  • @nellaboy3760
    @nellaboy3760 2 года назад +1

    Yoo I discovered Tim Dillion maybe like a year ago and I been going down a rabbit hole since and bro special is funny AF Tim for god sakes we need another special ASAP man

  • @deaderthendead041
    @deaderthendead041 9 месяцев назад +1

    It's like when they figured out how to put peanut butter and chocolate together, That's exactly what this podcast is.😊

  • @tri3947
    @tri3947 2 года назад +16

    Yaaaaaasssss 👏 I love me some Tim Dillon!

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 2 года назад

      Not to be creepy, but its good to Tim growing on the lady crowd. Welcome to the dark side.

  • @nathanmohr9633
    @nathanmohr9633 2 года назад +7

    I love when people who have never worked think quiet quitting is a new thing, as if all beat down workers haven’t been quiet quitting forever

    • @jma1460
      @jma1460 2 года назад +1

      the whole concept of "quiet quitting" being new is hilarious

    • @dameongeppetto
      @dameongeppetto 2 года назад

      When someone says "quiet quitting" you need to correct them and say "you mean acting your wage?"

  • @taybaebae14498
    @taybaebae14498 2 года назад +34

    Tim getting emotional over a Panera card he gifted to his father is a beautiful thing

    • @oak8891
      @oak8891 2 года назад

      when did this happen?

    • @taybaebae14498
      @taybaebae14498 2 года назад +1

      @@oak8891 1:13:50

    • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
      @alexanderkvitrovn9828 2 года назад +3

      And Bert laughed in his face the whole time so tim had to turn it on his mom. Bert should be homeless

    • @jimbo5071
      @jimbo5071 2 года назад

      @@alexanderkvitrovn9828 if u beleive that was an emotional moment for tim that burt ruined you should replace Tim's mom in the mental institution

    • @Manwhoreieo
      @Manwhoreieo 2 года назад

      So good..

  • @sweethands4328
    @sweethands4328 2 года назад +2

    I will listen to any podcast Tim is a guest on. He is funny, interesting, and has a great pace and flow to his conversations.

  • @cheerscheers9819
    @cheerscheers9819 2 года назад +2

    Tim Dillon “ No one was on anything, except drugs.” What Ahahahaha 😂😂He is an underrated comedian!

  • @BeStupidWithIntent
    @BeStupidWithIntent 2 года назад +10

    That “nice pen” compliment seemed like it really meant a lot to Tim lmfao

  • @Sck519
    @Sck519 2 года назад +6

    Tim Dillon's next special needs to be called "The Point is This!"

  • @jeffreynelson4587
    @jeffreynelson4587 2 года назад +4

    Tim Dillon dropping jewels while wearing a moo moo. 😂

  • @jasonnappier6118
    @jasonnappier6118 2 года назад

    One of your best interviews Bert. You actually waited for questions to be answered. Bravo

  • @kelty2424
    @kelty2424 2 года назад

    Terrific episode, thank yous alls involved. There's a handful of you that have created such a nurturing and comfortable space for all us fans, thank you. 💜 fromKansas

  • @thomasverdon2578
    @thomasverdon2578 2 года назад +45

    Just keep an eye on your daughter when Brendan Schaub is texting her Bert

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 2 года назад +5

      Captian Brown Star is such a scuz bucket

  • @interovic
    @interovic 2 года назад +5

    "I hope, I wish, that we were going back to Ace Ventura." Out of all the truth Tim spits out, that was the gem. Absolutely. I mimic Ace to this day, and I'm almost 30

    • @antonlifer4449
      @antonlifer4449 2 года назад +3

      Literally just mentioned Ace Ventura on a metal news website comment section because Cannibal Corpse was in there and that movie got me into them and death metal. Still one of my favorite comedies ever.

    • @jamesalexander8872
      @jamesalexander8872 2 года назад

      I am 44. I watched Ace Ventura in 1995 and came to the conclusion that the world is stupid and this movie is stupid and Jim Carrey is a pathetic mental case. I cannot relate to other humans how UNFUNNY that movie is. I might be a different species.

  • @cyberneticthezero
    @cyberneticthezero 2 года назад +20

    Tim Dillon really did Burt Krunchner a solid here getting the big dog in the little dogs podcast Tim’s the man for doing Burt a favor here.

    • @aodigital9421
      @aodigital9421 2 года назад +1

      It's not even funny because its totally true.

    • @aquario6944
      @aquario6944 2 года назад

      Tim is a generous god king ask ben.

  • @Eric-ww6wi
    @Eric-ww6wi 2 года назад +1

    I love Tim Dillon even more as of today. He remains terribly underrated.

  • @ChristopherSibert
    @ChristopherSibert 2 года назад +1

    Standup comedy and touring these days is like rock bands touring in the 1970's, you could see all your favorite bands at least once a year in a nearby city, it's the same with comedians now, I can't believe how often I can see my favorite comedians without having to go to Los Angeles or New York. We're in a golden age of standup comedy, and we won't realize it until it's over.

  • @carpathianhermit7228
    @carpathianhermit7228 2 года назад +8

    I've been watching Tim Dillon since 17 maybe, got my old man into it, is a Sunday ritual 👽

  • @omartheodore
    @omartheodore 2 года назад +7

    "S'mores Floyd".. goddammit.. my laughing fit at this hour have to explain this one to the neighbors

  • @joebelz793
    @joebelz793 2 года назад +4

    Tim.....the moment u said I wish ace ventura would come back.....thank u for saying it bc this is how it feel everyday. Hope the silly comes back

  • @nintezzz
    @nintezzz 2 года назад +1

    Finally an open minded intelligent conversation that pivots away from the boring side picking of the pathetic culture wars. And instead tries to have a speculative, almost anthropological discussion about where this crazy world is headed to culturally. Sorely lacking on the internet i have barely seen this level of debate on youtube. and the fact thats its loose and funny makes it all the better. Comedians are fast becoming the philosophers of our time :)

  • @kidsister316
    @kidsister316 2 года назад +2

    Love how Tim's shirt looks simultaneously like boats/and/or rockets :) Sums up his personality perfectly

  • @Alderak1
    @Alderak1 2 года назад +12

    Its truly astounding how Bert turns a criticism about selfishly leaving his family to go on tour to patting himself on the back for being a hard worker without even hitting the “I should be around my family more” midpoint.

  • @jordytheknifemaker
    @jordytheknifemaker 2 года назад +30

    Here for Tim. Heard Bert say it’s hard for him to listen to Alex Jones. I wonder if Bert knows it’s hard to listen to him…

  • @DefenestrateLogic
    @DefenestrateLogic 2 года назад +11

    Tim Dillon is a cross between Alex Jones and Ronnie Bennington! Love him.

    • @sthomasond
      @sthomasond 2 года назад +1

      Holy shit that's a great way to put it

    • @THEGREIGHTWON
      @THEGREIGHTWON 2 года назад +1

      Absolutely nailed it.

  • @freshmaker0088
    @freshmaker0088 2 года назад

    You know what’s the best thing about a podcast with Bert kreishcer and time dillon? Tim dillon.

  • @drewbigelow1052
    @drewbigelow1052 2 года назад +1

    The best part of this was Tim hyping up Bert to make him realize now is his sweet sit in his life and the end of it saying, “no, it’ll get MUCH worse.”

  • @rome1201
    @rome1201 2 года назад +4

    I see it already.
    Tommy Boy 2. Featuring Tim Dillon and David Spade.

  • @markstremlow1
    @markstremlow1 2 года назад +8

    Just searched Tim’s patreon and dude is doing $200k/month!!! Crazy

  • @CasualObserver111
    @CasualObserver111 2 года назад +48

    Imagine an episode with Bart Chrysler and Alex Jones… a 3 hour masterpiece that would be… 😂
    ALSO, Ila is a CARBON COPY of LeeAnn. She looks just like her.

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x 2 года назад +8

      Ila looks just like Leanne, but has the personality of Bert whereas Georgia looks just like Bert but is her Mama through and through. Its adorable 🫶🏻❤️

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion 2 года назад +2

      @@dash-x poor girl lol

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod 2 года назад +1

      @@TheDJOblivion 💀💀

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 2 года назад

      She also has the same voice

  • @BlueEffigy
    @BlueEffigy 2 года назад +1

    i love how in the title me is in all caps lol

  • @twisted_tony
    @twisted_tony 2 года назад +1

    Awesome to see Bertus Interuptus host the second best living comic and the best living philosopher for our time. (MHO of course.) Sincere thank you Bert!

  • @Mister_Merzen
    @Mister_Merzen 2 года назад +5

    The AIDS joke was so on point lol 😆