Ep. 85 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Normand

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @epheyeTK
    @epheyeTK 3 года назад +980

    "Unlike Kobe, that joke landed" LMAO

    • @rustincole_w1339
      @rustincole_w1339 3 года назад +12

      Stole my comment bro ... Guess I didn't land it.

    • @erictheripper3316
      @erictheripper3316 3 года назад +4

      @@rustincole_w1339 just like Kobe.

    • @xXeddie92Xx
      @xXeddie92Xx 3 года назад +25

      well, technically Kobe DID land...

    • @AlanM009
      @AlanM009 3 года назад +2

      @@xXeddie92Xx 🤣😩

    • @rainbowGZUS7
      @rainbowGZUS7 3 года назад +5

      @@xXeddie92Xx landed REALLY fast

  • @royyamashitaii6674
    @royyamashitaii6674 3 года назад +2090

    the kobe into the ari joke, fucking mark lol

    • @jessebrown1116
      @jessebrown1116 3 года назад +32

      THE BEST

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 3 года назад +72

      "That joke landed unlike Kobe's helicopter!, 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mondeezul
      @mondeezul 3 года назад +21

      I was at the grocery store listening to this...I looked like a madman the way I laughed 😂😂😂

    • @MegaFlorest
      @MegaFlorest 3 года назад +3

      That was brilliant.

    • @robertpaulson7295
      @robertpaulson7295 3 года назад +26

      Flawless execution. A true pro at work. What a god.

  • @Fiestadestructa
    @Fiestadestructa 3 года назад +1470

    I read a comment that said Mark Normand sounds like if a dog sounded like a human and I can’t stop thinking about it

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 3 года назад +26

      I read the same comment! I can’t get past it either

    • @Me-Dwight
      @Me-Dwight 3 года назад +89

      Maybe that's why he stopped touring with Brett

    • @jpk51
      @jpk51 3 года назад +120

      my favourite comment on any ymh vid was on the duncan trussell episode and someone said he sounds like an enchanted sentient cigarette

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад +6

      Time for a pixar esque mark normand dog epic.

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 3 года назад +1

      @@jpk51 na he sounds like TJ Miller intermittently huffing helium

  • @Zeta9966
    @Zeta9966 3 года назад +272

    Mark Normand: I can’t tell stories
    An hour later: tells a fantastic story about being drunk as a teenager.

    • @nicholaspietrzak9992
      @nicholaspietrzak9992 3 года назад +7

      His stories from growing up are pretty good.

    • @thegimp7796
      @thegimp7796 3 года назад +5

      I think he was talking about telling stories in his act. I remember in the early years of Tuesdays they talked some shit about storytelling comedy and how it's all fabrications and exaggerations. Ahem, bert

    • @micscience2262
      @micscience2262 2 года назад +1

      I thought his stories about touring for 2 weeks in Europe with Bert could easily be a bit he had hilarious jokes in there just off the top of his head

    • @taberc9787
      @taberc9787 Год назад

      Mark Normand: there’s no rush
      Mark Normand: releases the most rushed special ever

  • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
    @xdmztryvsvedine2773 3 года назад +300

    4:16 Mark caught himself before saying “Autistic” and it looks like Tom caught it and it made him laugh harder 😂😂 too funny

    • @sabbathjackal
      @sabbathjackal 3 года назад +3

      I thought he was gonna say retarded

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 3 года назад +3

      Nice catch lol

    • @hynesite
      @hynesite 3 года назад

      Saw that lol

    • @cpm3521
      @cpm3521 3 года назад

      aut...onomy

    • @kevinVersus
      @kevinVersus 2 года назад

      Ya he changed it, but why is that a big deal?

  • @buffywasright
    @buffywasright 3 года назад +611

    1 Bear, 1 Queef.
    Hey hey! Comedy! We’re doing it folks!

    • @DjDoxastic
      @DjDoxastic 3 года назад +21

      he should go on the josh potter show, he could be the queef of the week.

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR 3 года назад +6

      #kevinhart

    • @justintroy1196
      @justintroy1196 3 года назад

      Why yall hating so much

    • @buffywasright
      @buffywasright 3 года назад +7

      @@justintroy1196 Are you dumb? No one is hating him.

    • @justintroy1196
      @justintroy1196 3 года назад +1

      @@buffywasright nah im just foreign and guess i don't get the joke. Nevermind:)

  • @WillyDIreland
    @WillyDIreland 3 года назад +3135

    First Godfrey and now Kevin Hart. Great to see so many black comedians being supported now that Brunt is gone.

    • @jjay__
      @jjay__ 3 года назад +149

      Mark is the definition of black excellence

    • @stephanyampolsky7187
      @stephanyampolsky7187 3 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @Me-Dwight
      @Me-Dwight 3 года назад +34

      It's pretty progressive of Hollywood to let him do what he does at dog parks

    • @mynameisbetty1767
      @mynameisbetty1767 3 года назад +53

      Burnts racism was honestly plaguing this show.

    • @jjay__
      @jjay__ 3 года назад +31

      @@mynameisbetty1767 do not see toms live stand up if bad words upset you. Ive heard him say n word on stage, it was awesome.

  • @spudanky
    @spudanky 3 года назад +311

    Mark dunking on Ari is everything 🤣

    • @rastachandolo9766
      @rastachandolo9766 3 года назад +6

      Real professional comedian at his finest. My man took Ari head off

    • @jeremykayy
      @jeremykayy 3 года назад +7

      Hands down best Kobe joke to date

    • @jasonablah7702
      @jasonablah7702 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp

    • @KM-ch2wc
      @KM-ch2wc 3 года назад

      Is it.....is it, REAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYYY???!!!????
      No, no it is not.....shut up.

    • @spudanky
      @spudanky 3 года назад +2

      @@jasonablah7702 13:37 for the set up to the joke

  • @lukeathing6753
    @lukeathing6753 3 года назад +645

    Jesus Christ Mark is funny. That Kobe joke that turned into an Ari joke actually made me laugh out loud. I gotta start watching more of his stuff

    • @the18thelement
      @the18thelement 3 года назад +17

      Do it, he's great

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud 3 года назад +22

      Comedy!

    • @mrbleak9873
      @mrbleak9873 3 года назад +8

      Comedians are funny.

    • @dustinfitzgerald8010
      @dustinfitzgerald8010 3 года назад +11

      Out to lunch the best special I’ve seen in yearsss

    • @aidankerr2001
      @aidankerr2001 3 года назад +7

      i would highly suggest his podcast Tuesday's with Stories with him and Joe List. if you liked him here, that podcast is perfect for you

  • @guy8029
    @guy8029 3 года назад +154

    No one gonna mention when Mark calls Nadav Jew Face? That bit killed me 😂

  • @christrevigne2330
    @christrevigne2330 3 года назад +647

    Dude this one has that “we might get married” first date energy

    • @zped4484
      @zped4484 3 года назад +18

      Lol totally. Really vibing

    • @brodebrode
      @brodebrode 3 года назад +13

      Like he wants to tell his mom but doesnt want to jinx it......

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @prophetestimate
      @prophetestimate 3 года назад +7

      “A real meeting of the minds” - Norm Macdonald

    • @Vaser1013
      @Vaser1013 3 года назад +2

      Mark and Tom should have a podcast

  • @pecanpie45
    @pecanpie45 3 года назад +315

    13:57
    "Aids was invented to get back at gays for having so much fun "
    "Magic Johnson's doing fine he out lived Kobe!"
    "That joke landed unlike the helicopter"
    "Suck it Ari, ya Heb."
    Banger after banger

    • @josevilla8586
      @josevilla8586 3 года назад +14

      It’s not funny when you use the word helicopter...

    • @yoitsvic1126
      @yoitsvic1126 3 года назад +3

      UNBELIEVABLE! COMEDY!

    • @koshfrey9724
      @koshfrey9724 3 года назад +4

      Kobe didn't die in a helicoptor. It was a helicoptor. Until it wasn't.

    • @yoitsvic1126
      @yoitsvic1126 3 года назад +3

      @@koshfrey9724 ehhhh I see your attempt and you’re working.

    • @hypermodecrits5891
      @hypermodecrits5891 3 года назад +4

      Amazing the way you can type the things you hear.

  • @ifeanychukwu2412
    @ifeanychukwu2412 3 года назад +117

    I love Mark Normand. The way he so nonchalantly says heinous shit is hilarious.

  • @AlbertoDominguez13
    @AlbertoDominguez13 3 года назад +155

    "Should I make breakfast or should we color?"
    I'm dead, Mark never fails🤣🤣

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 года назад +97

    Nadav getting a zinger by Normand is gold:
    "Look it up Jew face" 24:30.
    I knew Nadav was going to enjoy having Mark as a guest the way he was cracking on the Dr. Drew episode haha

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 3 года назад +4

      That’s gotta be my favorite part of the episode I keep coming back to witness it again lmao

    • @everettleach
      @everettleach 3 года назад

      But how is nobody talking about the fact that Mark calls Tom “Fatty” at 1:12:40? Lol

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 года назад +2

      @@everettleach He calls everybody Fatty. It’s still funny but not surprising

  • @orlandochristopher7325
    @orlandochristopher7325 3 года назад +787

    Mark Normand is slowly becoming the best comedian on all these podcasts. Lol.

    • @SkaegSkater
      @SkaegSkater 3 года назад +13

      He should def be a go-to as a guest or fill in spot. Mark is a beast.

    • @looksee8192
      @looksee8192 3 года назад +30

      Slowly? Mark is the next goat 🐐

    • @saltyb2363
      @saltyb2363 3 года назад +14

      Any pod he touches turns to gold

    • @josephvega3763
      @josephvega3763 3 года назад +1

      Yea he is

    • @osloconfidental1807
      @osloconfidental1807 3 года назад +11

      Yessir, him and Tim Dillon

  • @zachsnyder482
    @zachsnyder482 3 года назад +95

    “We always talk about making a good planet for our kids, we never talk about making good kids for our planet” - mark normand

    • @Mythic2456
      @Mythic2456 3 года назад +1

      It's the kind of quote that seems smart. But both should be made top priority lmao

    • @dmsteele92831
      @dmsteele92831 2 года назад

      both these guys sound like conservatives now lol

    • @mYcRiSpDiScK
      @mYcRiSpDiScK 2 года назад

      Episode got kind of heavy with the economic topics. I'm glad at least they're informed. Comedians often tell the truth of things through the craft.

  • @TheKaleighWelch
    @TheKaleighWelch 3 года назад +264

    I just stopped one Mark Normand podcast to start this one

    • @StoolBoyQ
      @StoolBoyQ 3 года назад +1

      Lol me too!

    • @adamkeyes5406
      @adamkeyes5406 3 года назад +8

      I like We Might be Drunk but can't beat this!

    • @xXSECRETWORMXx
      @xXSECRETWORMXx 3 года назад +1

      Lmao literally same. Sorry morril but I've gotta go w/ tommy bunz here

    • @Wise__guy
      @Wise__guy 3 года назад

      lol oh the dilemma

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy 3 года назад +2

      Adventures in ADD

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe 3 года назад +123

    “You’ve done heroin and you’ve never been on a united flight” that was great.

  • @SupercarEnjoyer
    @SupercarEnjoyer 3 года назад +27

    Mark Normand's comedy style is really really refreshing. It's so casual-feeling, and slow, but with the hard punches of shock value. I absolutely love it.

    • @RatRacer
      @RatRacer 2 года назад +2

      Slow?! That might be the last word I'd ever use to describe Mark.

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO 3 года назад +229

    I love how guests and tom talk about Berts death ironically like he eats a featus every day and will live to a hundred

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 3 года назад +4

      Rogie is feeding him Elk sausage!

    • @dylanshort3063
      @dylanshort3063 3 года назад +7

      Oh he'll surely outlive us all with that Mickey Mantle gene of his

    • @buffalothebison4850
      @buffalothebison4850 3 года назад +3

      He says it's Kool-aid, but we all know it's stem cells.

    • @dylanshort3063
      @dylanshort3063 3 года назад +1

      @@buffalothebison4850 The sweet sweet nectar of youth

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 3 года назад +3

      Life is up in the air. Some guys eat clean and work out every day and die of cancer. Some smoke and drink everyday and live to 100.. like Burnt

  • @EcchiHeroOda
    @EcchiHeroOda 3 года назад +238

    Mark speaks like someone trying to convince you he's not a serial killer

  • @Saghilarious
    @Saghilarious 3 года назад +125

    I'm a little hungover, I'm a little gay, but I'm here for some comedy!

  • @tryitout-701
    @tryitout-701 3 года назад +80

    this is one of your best Mark. You made Tom crack a lot, and you were so loose.

  • @DaRkw1ngCS2
    @DaRkw1ngCS2 3 года назад +67

    Normand's throwaway off-the-cuff jokes are better than most comedian's actual material.

    • @ericgonzales2893
      @ericgonzales2893 3 года назад +2

      I think he might be a comedian savant.

    • @lassorb4752
      @lassorb4752 2 года назад

      @@ericgonzales2893 for sure aspergers 🫶🏼

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 года назад

      He was just on Rogan & when Shane Gillis said Rogan looked like a Silverback gorilla on stage, Mark said “SilverHack”! 😂😂

  • @GilbertsGrapes
    @GilbertsGrapes 3 года назад +63

    I’m a little astonished with myself just over how much I can relate to Mark..
    this, like every episode since Brent is gone, has been a nice breath of fresh air. Sometimes I forget it’s healthy to hear a wide range of well thought viewpoints

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 3 года назад +9

      I'm just glad Tommy is finally getting the chance to finish his sentences & tell his stories without them getting hijacked & one-upped every time.
      I sound like a total hater, but it's mostly just some Burnt crystals fatigue. I enjoy the way he makes Time Sugaryeah laugh himself into a near stroke lol

    • @notmychairnotmyprblm
      @notmychairnotmyprblm 3 года назад

      Don’t forget to drink a gallon of kool-aid a day mommies, for your health.

  • @jasoncarlisle3453
    @jasoncarlisle3453 3 года назад +81

    “He beat Kobe” almost killed me.

    • @notmychairnotmyprblm
      @notmychairnotmyprblm 3 года назад +1

      Yup, unlike Kobe that joke landed...
      I damn near peed my pants. 😂😂

  • @autumnmount495
    @autumnmount495 3 года назад +191

    I really enjoy Marks humor. These guests just keep leveling up since berts been out.
    Edit because toms drinking/puking story happened to me too. Lmao. In a upscale Chinese restaurant in a corner at a wedding reception after party. Did a few shots of sake and got sick in the corner. Went back to drinking.

    • @jory3103
      @jory3103 3 года назад +4

      Like a real warrior

    • @rainbowGZUS7
      @rainbowGZUS7 3 года назад +6

      Throwing up just means ur good 2 more hours

    • @CZnLB
      @CZnLB 3 года назад +2

      Your story made me actually lol 😂

    • @robertrectenwald8397
      @robertrectenwald8397 3 года назад +1

      You're a champion! Bart would be proud.

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena 3 года назад

      Is Bert out working, or sick or...?

  • @Demifiend91
    @Demifiend91 3 года назад +34

    Mark Normand needs to be on every podcast ever.

  • @nbfoot7745
    @nbfoot7745 3 года назад +53

    1:06:20 “All we talk about is ‘we gotta leave a good planet for our kids’ like hey how about we leave some good kids for the planet?”

  • @SamDenny
    @SamDenny 3 года назад +68

    Mark has a great show btw. He also stays after and takes pictures with fans. Good guy

    • @lukewojdylo9241
      @lukewojdylo9241 3 года назад +1

      Can't wait to see him this fall.

    • @bobbyknuckles6380
      @bobbyknuckles6380 3 года назад +2

      One of the many reasons I love Kevin Hart

    • @mattduell3
      @mattduell3 3 года назад +3

      Dude he literally responds to my Instagram messages faster than most of my friends/family. And yeah he’s very awkward and funny in person just like on podcasts. Smacks guys on the ass during meet and greets, complimented my jacket and called me a queef. Very on brand 😂

    • @amosjohansen1
      @amosjohansen1 3 года назад

      Unlike Tim Zigaro

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 3 года назад +40

    This guy is so underrated. His 'special' on RUclips was hilarious. Punchline after punchline. Plus no yelling throught the hour, unlike other comedians who think yelling while telling jokes somehow makes it funnier lol.

    • @Stinky_sack
      @Stinky_sack 3 года назад +10

      That's why I don't understand why people think Joe rogan is funny. All he does is scream and yell the whole time. He's the least funny comedian to me

    • @forrasta
      @forrasta 3 года назад +1

      @@Stinky_sack this is the unspoken truth of all comedians in the roganverse

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 3 года назад +3

      @@Stinky_sack I've never thought any of Rogan's "comedy" was funny. He should stick with UFC ringside & podcasting. As far as Mark Normand; I find him hilarious. Seinfeld also thought so, enough to let Mark open for him at the Beacon Theater. That's BIG!

    • @jordanjames4268
      @jordanjames4268 3 года назад

      nah it makes sense why he is on youtube. He processes logic like a 4 year old named Klansman.

    • @captainvimes6079
      @captainvimes6079 3 года назад

      @@pirkkala luv u

  • @TheRealPokeCorner
    @TheRealPokeCorner 3 года назад +20

    "Look it up Jew Face" lmfaoo!!!🤣🤣🤣 I wish we had a cam on booth when he said that to see their reaction.😂😂

    • @Thekoolaidchamp
      @Thekoolaidchamp 3 года назад

      Insta is Koolaidchamp for a meme on this joke specifically and other YMH memes ❤

  • @MrCooj92
    @MrCooj92 3 года назад +87

    Mark should wear wrist weights when he does podcasts, he'd be jacked with how much he talks with his hands and arms haha

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 3 года назад +1

      The boat salesman from The Secret of Monkey Island.

    • @andyhill5184
      @andyhill5184 3 года назад

      Now youve said it i literally notice it everytime he speaks 🤣

    • @boldrkevin
      @boldrkevin 3 года назад

      Read this as he did a quality air traffic control wave in around 9:08

  • @_soulmatters
    @_soulmatters 3 года назад +101

    Mark always thinks he’s losing audience members when he and whoever he is with gets into the technicalities of comedy. What he doesn’t realize is, if anybody is watching Tom Segura and Mark Normand sit down, trust me, they want to hear that shit, haha

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 3 года назад +5

      Rarely do I enjoy hearing comics talk shop anymore. But w these two it's tolerable.

    • @_soulmatters
      @_soulmatters 3 года назад +4

      Also, I like hearing him break it down with all kinds of people in the business. It is nice that he doesn’t go overboard and over saturate himself. I’d like to see Sam M. show up a little more on west coast podcasts.

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 2 года назад +3

      @@Audiofatuation It's boring when comics go through the same points of saying that they don't need to do late night TV anymore, or sitcoms, or Comedy Central, or even Netflix, you just need a podcast and youtube etc. (meanwhile many of them try to get on TV and Netflix...)
      It's extremely frustrating when they complain about wokeness and the cancel mob while constantly dishing out disclaimers about how ashamed they are of being white and male, how much they love feminism and non-white people, and how they're not like those "crazy conspiracy people" or "right wing nuts."
      Other than those things, I love hearing comics talk inside stuff.

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 2 года назад

      @@APAL880 agreed there

  • @harness79
    @harness79 3 года назад +173

    Mark: I'm not a story teller....*proceeds to tell crazy and funny stories on every podcast*

    • @Scoobay
      @Scoobay 3 года назад +4

      Telling stories is the entire concept of his podcasts. He could for sure be a storytelling comic but it’s probably easier in conversation.

    • @martingibas3008
      @martingibas3008 3 года назад +2

      His job is being a stand up comedian… not a podcast guest. He is describing how he works not how he is on a podcast when asked a question.

  • @guyledouche6039
    @guyledouche6039 3 года назад +21

    Skip to 1:20
    Skip ads---> 23:08
    Skip more ads--> 45:43
    Skip last ad---> 1:09:09

    • @Thekoolaidchamp
      @Thekoolaidchamp 3 года назад +3

      You dropped this 👑

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 3 года назад +4

      @@Thekoolaidchamp even if that's sarcasm, thanks I'll take it. Some criticize me as of if ppl aren't capable of fast forwarding but I do it so people don't overshoot & miss anything aside from the ad read itself. People also think that it reduces retention time & also don't realize that unless you buy the stupid Raycons using the 2Bears promo code, they don't get any $ out of it lmao. So if I assist only 1 person out of thousands w/not sitting thru the ads then it's worth it to me. Nothing worse than hopping in the shower listening to your favorite pod only to start it off w/a f*ckn ad read lmao. Thanks again & have a good day.

    • @Thekoolaidchamp
      @Thekoolaidchamp 3 года назад +4

      @@guyledouche6039 definitely not sarcasm Haha truly awesome work

  • @simeonhart9192
    @simeonhart9192 3 года назад +456

    2 kobe jokes I couldn't do anything but laugh at....

    • @oddynuff666
      @oddynuff666 3 года назад +7

      he’s just too good

    • @Not_Genie
      @Not_Genie 3 года назад +7

      Honestly came outta left field and floored me

    • @orlandochristopher7325
      @orlandochristopher7325 3 года назад +6

      I love Kobe but it was just so well timed! 😆

    • @TheFn414
      @TheFn414 3 года назад +4

      Fucking love Kobe but fuck that shit was funny 😂

    • @axiumgfrey
      @axiumgfrey 3 года назад

      lol right

  • @DrDANKize
    @DrDANKize 3 года назад +27

    Everyone who hasn’t, you need to watch “out to lunch” one of my favorite specials.

  • @alexandergibson9754
    @alexandergibson9754 3 года назад +43

    If i had a nickel for every time Mark Norman is asked on a podcast if he's leaving NYC I'd have at least .25

  • @artvandelay1499
    @artvandelay1499 3 года назад +52

    YESSSSSS KEVIN HART

  • @mattsconberg8225
    @mattsconberg8225 3 года назад +38

    Mark is such the honest and outspoken mind. Never stop thinking and talking Mark!

    • @TJ-420
      @TJ-420 3 года назад +1

      I don't think we need to worry about that

    • @sketcharmslong6289
      @sketcharmslong6289 3 года назад +3

      So please don't die, you mean

    • @jaredfrazer8713
      @jaredfrazer8713 3 года назад

      Please keep eating and drinking

    • @matts1184
      @matts1184 3 года назад

      Never stop breathing Mark so inspirational

    • @raoulduke2924
      @raoulduke2924 3 года назад

      Mark is very funny but clearly isn't very aware about political issues. The Kobe joke made me laugh but I was annoyed when he talked shit about Stop Asian Hate.

  • @MrAlkeyhall
    @MrAlkeyhall 3 года назад +7

    We’re watching history here folks!! Mark Normand is slowly becoming a household name. Only thing better than his comedy is his crazy upbringing stories.

  • @tobypark2045
    @tobypark2045 3 года назад +14

    "We're just getting weird alone", never felt so validated

  • @flipoftheforce3277
    @flipoftheforce3277 3 года назад +25

    "Glory Holes are socially distant! There's no face!" - Mark Normand 2021

  • @derekdraws
    @derekdraws 3 года назад +53

    "How do people DRAW?!" I ask the same thing about comedians. Now you know.

  • @williamphelps8550
    @williamphelps8550 3 года назад +31

    At Episode 83, I learned Tom was in this podcast. At 85, he’s now my favourite half of the duo.

  • @JasonSligh
    @JasonSligh 3 года назад +31

    Music teacher here, yall hit some great points: never too late to learn an instrument and getting over the discomfort for the payoff!

    • @Kapitalist88
      @Kapitalist88 3 года назад +1

      As someone who picked up the E-Guitar at 27 and still learning how to play Black Sabbath songs, I felt that! Cheers

  • @benok86
    @benok86 3 года назад +13

    The only problem with this podcast was that it had to end. I could listen for days. So funny

  • @brianbjur4796
    @brianbjur4796 3 года назад +28

    “A flip kind of does switch on you.” -Tom Segura on parenting

    • @SkeetSystem
      @SkeetSystem 3 года назад +2

      so I did hear that right lmao

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 3 года назад +103

    Finally a funny fill in co host… There’s no going wrong when normand is on the pod! ❤️

    • @bluebruising
      @bluebruising 3 года назад +5

      Allah has blessed us

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 3 года назад +1

      Preach

    • @bradleymeek3127
      @bradleymeek3127 3 года назад +1

      You got it!!!

    • @12Konst
      @12Konst 3 года назад +6

      Every fill in co host has been funny. Bert should do more movies

    • @huckleberrylachow2202
      @huckleberrylachow2202 3 года назад +2

      i know if only bert would never come back, i’d subscribe again lmaoo

  • @johnblanchard2520
    @johnblanchard2520 3 года назад +64

    Love to see two bears embracing the gay community by having Kevin Hart on.

  • @fanboy223
    @fanboy223 3 года назад +28

    Mark Normand is such a great podcast guest

  • @bluebruising
    @bluebruising 3 года назад +7

    Marks confidence has gotten so much better. He’s such an excellent comedian

  • @Hotsoup747
    @Hotsoup747 3 года назад +12

    “How bout we leave some good kids for the planet” GOLD!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 3 года назад +31

    Tom mentioning Austin now only reminds me of Timmy D's rant about how horrible it is 🤣

    • @stephaniebenton9070
      @stephaniebenton9070 3 года назад +1

      That rant was so funny. I watched it over and over

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 года назад

      I love that whenever the subject of moving to Austin comes up, nobody mentions Rogan, the Pied Piper of comedy

    • @I_will_show_you_monkey
      @I_will_show_you_monkey 3 года назад

      He went off about Austin LOL. I couldn’t quit laughing and after about 5 minutes into the rant I thought oh my god he hates that place and he means it!

  • @haleyjester6167
    @haleyjester6167 3 года назад +54

    I miss when dudes like mark normand were the every mans man. Hes normal in a way I find genuinely comforting

  • @mrs.h2725
    @mrs.h2725 3 года назад +56

    😂 now that’s how you do a dead Kobe joke. Take some notes Ari.

    • @bigmikegrows408
      @bigmikegrows408 3 года назад +2

      Nah Ari nailed it. People are pussies

    • @bigmikegrows408
      @bigmikegrows408 3 года назад

      @Tyler Gay lol "no real comedy fan" thank the true fans where there to police and make sure they let everyone know their feelings where hurt. Lol fuck outta here

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 года назад +1

      @Tyler Gay yeah the problem is that it wasn't funny and so people who don't know Ari obviously didn't think of it as a joke...coz joke are supposed I be funny..kinda the point of jokes.

    • @chimchimchow
      @chimchimchow 3 года назад +2

      Ari is a hack, who gives a shit about being offended, he’s just not funny

    • @bigmikegrows408
      @bigmikegrows408 3 года назад

      @@chimchimchow thank you for your opinion it'll be noted

  • @jakewilson7165
    @jakewilson7165 2 года назад +4

    I love hearing the guys in the backround busting out laughing at casual jokes Mark throws out there all nonchalant. You 2 are by far my favorite comidians, keep up the amazing jokes!

  • @roLLinKushy
    @roLLinKushy 3 года назад +3

    This episode was so organic. Definitely one of my favorite episodes. I feel like Normand is so easy to riff with.

  • @CarlosBeo
    @CarlosBeo 3 года назад +24

    Wow this is a big one. Never would've expected Kevin Hart to be on 2 Bears 1 Cave.

  • @mistercath
    @mistercath 3 года назад +30

    "Glory holes are socially distant! Ahh!" I fucking died

  • @maruzencentral
    @maruzencentral 3 года назад +18

    I just finished Mark's free stand up set again for the 4th time.
    _COMEDY!_

    • @josevilla8586
      @josevilla8586 3 года назад +1

      I told him I came in 4 strokes

  • @frusciantenc
    @frusciantenc 3 года назад +7

    Mark Normand is such a comedy junkie and I love it. Whenever he’s a guest on a podcast it inevitably develops into a nuts-and-bolts discussion. His presence reminded me that Tom is a comedian.

  • @ffaasst
    @ffaasst 3 года назад +5

    Mark has been one of the guests I want to see most on YMH, so this is definitely an awesome consolation prize. His sense of humor vibes perfectly with Todd's, Mark had him dying laughing a few times (like the Magic/Kobe/Ari joke, holy shit lmao). Great episode of one of the best podcasts going.

  • @Hempmares
    @Hempmares 3 года назад +11

    Mark Normand calling me “fatty”is on my dream board!

  • @thomaskeyboard
    @thomaskeyboard 3 года назад +34

    mark normand has a story-telling podcast with joe list
    he has 400 episodes to call back on for stories for his act

  • @sahillsekhon3
    @sahillsekhon3 3 года назад +3

    I love how mark was about to drop a huge “AUTISTIC” on us at 4:18 lmaoo

  • @andyv85
    @andyv85 3 года назад +7

    I’m so fascinated by the joke writing portion. I look forward to it any time two comics that respect each other get together on a pod for the first time

  • @tamikajoseph6127
    @tamikajoseph6127 3 года назад +47

    Why doesn't Tom realize he's hotter now that he's bald... Like 200% times.

    • @theBIGBLUTO
      @theBIGBLUTO 3 года назад

      Did you see the flash back photos with the " dreamy eyes " ??

    • @the2ndcoming135
      @the2ndcoming135 3 года назад

      “People don’t wanna give me stuff, so I’ll just sit here.”💀

    • @kealebogamadimabe131
      @kealebogamadimabe131 Год назад

      He’s so hot…

  • @patrickseggebruch3324
    @patrickseggebruch3324 3 года назад +7

    Kevin Hart and you really have something here. You guys bounce off each other so well.

  • @richieg.3192
    @richieg.3192 3 года назад +20

    Tim: “I do a lot of stories”
    Netflix special: Mostly Stories

  • @RepairRenovateRenew
    @RepairRenovateRenew 3 года назад +25

    Normand fucking nailed it crushing ari by going even harder what a legend

  • @Crozzer86
    @Crozzer86 3 года назад +7

    Putting "Out to Lunch" on RUclips absolutely worked for Mark, didn't know much about him or his style before it, actually thought he looked like a clean comedian, but now I know better and will watch anything he pops up in!

    • @neotower420
      @neotower420 3 года назад +1

      thinking he was a clean comic, I can totally see that and find it absolutey hilarious. His delivery has a charm to it that lends itself to old, hackey punchline humor.. But if you listen to him he cuts so dark sometimes, it's a great style.

  • @Blade70
    @Blade70 3 года назад +41

    Can't tell if Mark is joking or not when he asked if he was married. Lol

  • @Troplord
    @Troplord 3 года назад +12

    2 Bears, 1 Gay! Comedy! Thanks for having Kevin Hart on the show!

  • @himynameis3973
    @himynameis3973 3 года назад +13

    I fucking love this guy. I really hope he breaks out and becomes a household name, because he’s genuinely so funny

  • @gldnsunrising7761
    @gldnsunrising7761 3 года назад +17

    I love Bart and all but i genuinely mean it when I say that its been really nice hearing Tom be able to actually engage and interact and just be able to talk.

    • @421less1
      @421less1 3 года назад +6

      And you know his first episode back will be especially egregious. He'll think its something we feel deprived of

    • @gldnsunrising7761
      @gldnsunrising7761 3 года назад

      @@421less1 😆 Omg- hes gonna be on about this for MONTHS to come.

  • @rjt201
    @rjt201 3 года назад +2

    i could indulge comedians fleshing out their joke/story telling systems with each other for hours that shit is so awesome

  • @adamgarett2550
    @adamgarett2550 3 года назад +27

    Don’t ask Tim Dillon about Austin he’s ready to go back to LA

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 3 года назад +6

    Mark Normand must be one of the funniest always on guys on the planet

  • @cryptoroyer520
    @cryptoroyer520 3 года назад +66

    I assume everyone skips the "read ads" like myself.

    • @jbean9021
      @jbean9021 3 года назад +9

      That’s correct. I get so angry when my hands are full or if for any reason I can’t skip.

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 3 года назад +3

      @@jbean9021 Instant fury every single time I'm in the middle of something and can't skip the ads but that's with everything

    • @Bradgreyeyes
      @Bradgreyeyes 3 года назад

      There is like 10 ads

    • @josevilla8586
      @josevilla8586 3 года назад +2

      Meanwhile some chump is buying into all of these sponsors just because Tom.

    • @anduin1
      @anduin1 3 года назад +3

      I hate how bad friends has their ad read mixed with the RUclips ad so there’s like 20 ads in one episode. I usually end up running it through a third-party RUclips app that lets me skip the RUclips app ads at least lol. I hate ads and would rather never be exposed to them

  • @soundscapes6005
    @soundscapes6005 3 года назад +5

    I love the joy on his face when he says VPN is a workaround that Netflix does not like.

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Год назад +2

    "Unlike him that joke landed" bahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Knighfe
    @Knighfe 3 года назад +29

    I really loved the comedy talk. I wish Tom would do a podcast where he brings comics on to talk about comedy techniques and like how different people come up with premises and different types of comedians strategies for building stories or jokes.

    • @katiannarose7444
      @katiannarose7444 3 года назад +1

      No, but really. I LOVE when him and Brentasauras Krex talk shop. They should do a "Breaking A Bit" and do exactly as you described

    • @Knighfe
      @Knighfe 3 года назад +1

      @@katiannarose7444 maybe not with brontosaurus. We wouldn’t really learn much about anything other than his strategy xD

    • @Knighfe
      @Knighfe 3 года назад +1

      @@katiannarose7444 i just realized we both uses the same dumb name for Bert xD completely unintentional

  • @bernardblack3124
    @bernardblack3124 3 года назад +45

    "And they don't fight back which we've learned from history."

  • @yitziyyb
    @yitziyyb 3 года назад +4

    Love how Norman says in the begining he has no stories and slams a hysterical story at the end 😂
    Norman just use your childhood stories!!

  • @amgthumper263
    @amgthumper263 3 года назад +10

    Mark normand is the most prolific comedy genius of our time… the world needs to get on his level

    • @stuartstogdill2406
      @stuartstogdill2406 3 года назад

      Not even close... this pod is the funniest he has ever been in his life. And that is just sad.

    • @yankeepirate6039
      @yankeepirate6039 3 года назад

      @@stuartstogdill2406 you know s'little about comedy

  • @bennetcatchpole
    @bennetcatchpole 3 года назад +3

    When mark says “I’m worried we lost half the crowd”. Listening to Tom talk about his writing process was fascinating. I want to hear more of that

  • @JoeKing6IX
    @JoeKing6IX 3 года назад +2

    Magic n Kobe joke, GENIUS 😂

  • @rickbeaver2867
    @rickbeaver2867 3 года назад +13

    I saw Mark Normand's face in the thumbnail and out loud said "yessss".

  • @Gqgeorge1453
    @Gqgeorge1453 3 года назад +3

    Masterclass man loved this deep dive into comedy, I feel this the structure they talked about hasn’t been talked about at this depth before

  • @RBLK89
    @RBLK89 3 года назад +19

    This is the most comfortable I've seen mark be a guest on someone's podscast, he's usually more awkward

    • @the18thelement
      @the18thelement 3 года назад

      Probably his last one in LA after 9 others in a row haha

    • @neotower420
      @neotower420 3 года назад +1

      you can definitely tell he's best when someone can draw out his energy

    • @mateoes207
      @mateoes207 3 года назад

      Great observation 👌

  • @CatDogWalk
    @CatDogWalk 3 года назад +1

    You could tell Mark was thrilled to get the inside prep and secrets of Tom. I love it. Tom is so gracious.

  • @brandonmcclellan963
    @brandonmcclellan963 3 года назад +4

    I wish Mark and Tom would do more podcasts together, this was great

  • @stephaniebenton9070
    @stephaniebenton9070 3 года назад +5

    I love the clear distaste for Nannette at 31:14. I’m glad it didn’t change comedy.

    • @Darkhare33
      @Darkhare33 3 года назад +1

      We got heaps of raaaaape in Australia!

  • @chrisbock4480
    @chrisbock4480 3 года назад +5

    I just realized that if Bert quit drinking he would either become the Greatest Athlete Ever or dead

  • @LBsixx
    @LBsixx 3 года назад +57

    i see kevin hart, i click🤷‍♂️

  • @matthewgierula5674
    @matthewgierula5674 3 года назад +1

    I saw this in my feed this morning and couldn't wait to watch it after work. Mark is hilarious! That Magic Johnson/Kobe joke was hilarious. I hope he puts it in his act.

  • @killerchimp9
    @killerchimp9 3 года назад +1

    Finally! Been waiting so long for these two to do a podcast. Two of my favorites.