Tank Girl - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @Kiernan5
    @Kiernan5 6 лет назад +520

    When Ice-T was being mocked during an interview about being in this movie he responded with "I was paid $800,000 for that movie." That would be why he agreed to do it.

    • @Beer-can_full_of_toes
      @Beer-can_full_of_toes 4 года назад +41

      He also had a song or two recorded for the soundtrack. So there’s that revenue as well

    • @wool578
      @wool578 3 года назад +11

      @@Beer-can_full_of_toes I say, hes a good man.

    • @JasonBeam7
      @JasonBeam7 2 года назад +10

      I wouldn’t say no to that kind of money either

    • @redheadboyyy123
      @redheadboyyy123 2 года назад +11

      He said it was better than jail

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 Год назад +4

      @@redheadboyyy123 Maybe he should never have done the things that would put a person in jail, then. Hindsight is always 20/20!

  • @Mark-ot6sy
    @Mark-ot6sy 5 лет назад +372

    Tank Girl: "Miss me?"
    Al Bundy: "With every bullet so far..."

  • @eldiegoxter7517
    @eldiegoxter7517 3 года назад +145

    15:33 actually yes, that's exactly what happened and the comic book creators hated that they had to do that bc of the filmmakers' laziness

    • @kino_verite
      @kino_verite 5 месяцев назад +5

      i'd blame the studio producers tbh the director herself seems pretty involved with trying to keep the spirit of the comics going

  • @TwitchyTopHat1
    @TwitchyTopHat1 7 лет назад +853

    This should have been an animated movie it would have worked so much better stylistically

    • @an4rk135
      @an4rk135 5 лет назад +48

      TwitchyTopHat and let’s have the same team who did spider man into the spider verse to animate it

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 5 лет назад +15

      Fuck yeah!

    • @damondodson9414
      @damondodson9414 5 лет назад +9

      TwitchyTopHat yea but there’s gonna be a reboot of this, I have concerns.

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 4 года назад +8

      I think it would've been better if the studio didn't intervene so many damn times.

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 4 года назад +4

      @John Collins I feel like Borderlands would be closest

  • @kristofgriffin384
    @kristofgriffin384 4 года назад +141

    Fun fact! Both Lori Petty and Malcom McDowell voiced villains that appeared in Superman The Animated Series. Lori voiced Livewire and Malcom voiced Metallo.

  • @brideofcthulhu347
    @brideofcthulhu347 6 лет назад +118

    The problem is not only did the production run out of money and time near the end of filming, but the comics (love 'em btw) are almost anthology based. What I mean is they center around Tank Girl and her kangaroo boyfriend Booga, but there's not really an overlapping extended storyline. Its just different situations with her, Booga, her badass friend Jett (in the comics she's smart but definitely not some mousy twit) or the people she interacts with. It was difficult to make a full story out of it, at least film wise. Not to mention Tank Girl is very much an adult comic, complete with dicks, cussing, voilence to... well fuckin' everyone. Later on she has a son with a friggin' TV for a head. The comics are crazy and just enjoying the insane adventures Tank Girl deals with. But fuck it I still loved this movie when I was little and even now, it had a major impact on my personality and who I am today. Weird to say I know, but Tank Girl and her rocket tits will always hold an explosive place in my heart

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic 5 лет назад +14

      yep, you are right right righty right. This critic doesn't get it.

  • @PuppetDungeon
    @PuppetDungeon 9 лет назад +235

    The main issue with the movie is that the director wanted to make it appropriate to the comic. The studio however wanted an origin story, despite the comic not having one. They wanted an explanation for the mutant kangaroos. They requested bizarre changes to the script, used production art instead of building models, cut out most of Sub Girl's scenes, had the star ad-lib a bunch of extra dialogue "to test with audiences", etc. Sadly a lot of what they cut were scenes that made Tank Girl a likeable character with a bit of depth. So when you see the comic art and the animation, that's all padding the studio had to put in to make up for all their cutting after the fact...
    This movie could have, and should have been a vulgar sarcastic parody of Mad Max. Instead it's Solarbabies on crack.

    • @etanaedelman9011
      @etanaedelman9011 6 лет назад +13

      What's too bad is that the director is actually really good. She directed several episodes of Doctor Who and they were some of the best.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 6 лет назад +2

      Etana Edelman So she’s good for television than film (Just like McG), because she also directed Freddy’s Dead.

    • @etanaedelman9011
      @etanaedelman9011 6 лет назад

      @@supermariofan03 Guess so. She's probably the best director the show's ever had.

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic 5 лет назад +1

      a better review than what I just watched from Nastylegit Critic.

    • @lecafard4327
      @lecafard4327 2 года назад

      So that was supposed to be Sub Girl? Ive often wondered

  • @emmalaw4719
    @emmalaw4719 6 лет назад +71

    Alan Martin and Jamie Hewlett (Tank Girls writer and original artist) have both publicly admitted the only thing they like about the film is Jamie’s tank design

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza 9 лет назад +390

    Nice to see miley Cyrus stayed in shape during the apocalypse

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 6 лет назад +15

      The resemblance is frightening!

  • @PunkExMachina
    @PunkExMachina 7 лет назад +586

    I really want a remake of this movie man
    like a mad max world with some dark comedy mixed in it.

    • @JetScreamer_YT
      @JetScreamer_YT 7 лет назад +13

      PunkExMachina I want to see a series Voice by Lori Petty, with the original cast of the comic.

    • @chaseeanes4396
      @chaseeanes4396 7 лет назад +8

      bring back lori petty than shes awesome her voice is so animeish

    • @Dawnlighter
      @Dawnlighter 7 лет назад +12

      Then it won't be Tank Girl. It's supposed to be over the top, silly, goofy, and just crazy. Its supposed not to make any sense!

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror 7 лет назад +5

      I think yeah, in that way it will work. And with less feminazi shit on it.

    • @turperthepowerful5537
      @turperthepowerful5537 6 лет назад +3

      I’d be down

  • @BEEEELEEEE
    @BEEEELEEEE 9 лет назад +123

    He's actually right about the Gorillaz connection; they shared a co-creator

    • @RegularTrent
      @RegularTrent 3 года назад +7

      Jamie Hewlett

    • @tiagodefreitas5723
      @tiagodefreitas5723 3 года назад +3

      He’s also unaware that those half ass predator costumes were made by the guy who actually made the predator costumes

  • @PuffinPass
    @PuffinPass 5 лет назад +59

    For me this falls into either the "So bad its good" category or "guilty pleasure" category depending on the day.

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 6 лет назад +22

    I met Lori Petty (TANK GIRL) at a con! She was pretty cool. Hasn't changed at all. Still got that razor wit and sass I loved so much.

  • @magnta555
    @magnta555 9 лет назад +373

    dude but the animations is the only thing that I would save from that movie, they're awesome and well animated.

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 9 лет назад +50

      That's because they're taken from the actual comic, which literally kicks this movie's butt. Whoever thought this was a decent adaptation should be ashamed.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 5 лет назад +9

      The problem being, having that as reference in the movie, even somebody who doesn't know the comics realize how unenergetic, bland and grey the movie is :\
      So yeah, the comics and animated parts are great, but they accentuate the flaws of the main material...

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 5 лет назад +3

      I just gave the 200. like to your comment!

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 4 года назад +3

      @@ZimVader-0017 The animated sequence, meanwhile, looks like it was done by the same people that made the music video for Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam.

  • @reishvedaur
    @reishvedaur 8 лет назад +98

    This movie feels like Hollywood saying, "Look, we understand that Tank Girl is popular and lauded in the comic book community, but WE hate it, so we're going to throw EVERY style of Tank Girl that you'd ever want into this nonsensical steaming pile of shit so that we never have to deal with it again!"

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 3 года назад +6

      So, they're basically repeating the motto of like 99% percent of remakes, as started by Godzilla 98: "I hate this thing, and now I'm gonna fix what I hate about it."
      Seriously, Charlie's Angels, Ghostbusters, Cowboy Bebop, He-Man, Lost in Space, and so much more.

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 7 месяцев назад

      Well, I was gunna give my thoughts about SW, but I just got a notification of this channels stupid rules.

  • @MelandBLT
    @MelandBLT 9 лет назад +150

    So I guess Billy Ray Cyrus just kept a copy of this movie around, Miley came upon it at some point, and here we are.

  • @IHaveWaffles
    @IHaveWaffles 5 лет назад +70

    I love "Tank Girl". She's like if Pink was punk af with an extra dose of anarchism and hilarity.
    Also, 11:50 big lipped alligator moment

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets Месяц назад

      Yeah the scene where they sing "Lets fall in love" in the lair of some p*do supervillain is especially fun.

  • @vom3716
    @vom3716 9 лет назад +487

    This movie is based on the comics of the same name witch is drawn by Jamie Hewlit, who does all the illustrations and animation for Gorillaz.

    • @loganlope911
      @loganlope911 9 лет назад +74

      He says that in the first 2 minutes

    • @zombiehalo9588
      @zombiehalo9588 7 лет назад +1

      Nick And cheese yeah

    • @lunaticbaku7097
      @lunaticbaku7097 7 лет назад +26

      If only we could get a well-written Tank Girl movie that was animated with the help of Jamie Hewlit. Now that would be awesome.

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 7 лет назад +19

      They had a decent animator. That brief animated segment suited Tank Girl's style pretty well.
      The plot worked well enough too. What they needed was better written dialogue.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 лет назад +2

      Nick And cheese WHAT?!

  • @akshatnagarkar256
    @akshatnagarkar256 6 лет назад +69

    AQUAFINA IS PEOPLE!!!!!
    I always crack up at that line in this review

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic 5 лет назад +1

      he'd have had a better joke if said 'Evian is people' because Evian is naïve spelled backwards, but Nastylogit Critic is not that brilliant.

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 3 года назад +2

      @@COVIDpanic what.

    • @ilysixwings6631
      @ilysixwings6631 3 года назад +1

      @@COVIDpanic huh

    • @1heKing
      @1heKing 3 года назад +1

      @@OCTO358 its a reference to the ending of the movie Soylent Green

  • @DSMChip
    @DSMChip 5 лет назад +52

    Everytime nostalgia critic mentions the gorillaz it always makes my day.

    • @hanakosan4404
      @hanakosan4404 3 года назад +4

      Did he mentioned them in other videos??? Which ones?

  • @MabuseXX
    @MabuseXX 4 года назад +22

    Problem: where is the water gone? When the comet impact was so heavy that all water evaporated and thrown into the universe than nobody (not even cockroaches) survived this.

  • @Mark-ot6sy
    @Mark-ot6sy 5 лет назад +18

    "Cats. Baywatch. Oh, mid-nineties references, will you ever age?"
    You'd better hope not.

  • @Poisonivy1485
    @Poisonivy1485 6 лет назад +22

    I actually love Tank Girl! I know it’s goofy, but it’s a delightful guilty pleasure.

  • @kingofsovietlizards8704
    @kingofsovietlizards8704 8 лет назад +57

    So why wasn't this movie animated? I mean, the artwork could have been transferable and it just makes more sense.

  • @cainbutler6291
    @cainbutler6291 4 года назад +14

    4:37 “Now get me more things to smash!”
    I died in painful laughter 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @ValiconSilly
    @ValiconSilly 4 года назад +124

    Tank Girl was Deadpool before Deadpool. This movie is hilarious!

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 года назад +7

      We need a multiverse version of Tank Girl and Deadpool in which they are married to each other in the old man Logan universe

    • @jasondamrau9147
      @jasondamrau9147 3 года назад +12

      @@yoda908 I wouldn’t want to see them married, but I would love to see them as besties

    • @Dagrizzb
      @Dagrizzb 2 года назад +4

      One of the few actors who could properly portray Ed from Cowboy Bebop.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 2 года назад

      Tank Girl was Wendi O' Willams, Mad Max and sprinkles of Harley Quinn in post-nuclear Australia.

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 2 года назад +1

      Technically, She-Hulk was Deadpool before Deadpool

  • @nubeyazul
    @nubeyazul 7 лет назад +76

    The animated parts look beautiful.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 7 лет назад +43

    At first, I thought that it was about a girl who gets fused to a tank and becomes a tank-person hybrid......then I saw the intro to the video.

    • @wmc5431
      @wmc5431 5 лет назад +3

      Now I suddenly want to see a were-tank movie.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 5 лет назад +1

      @@wmc5431 yup

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 5 лет назад +1

      So gender-swapped Tetsuo 3?

    • @frodosfrostbite
      @frodosfrostbite 3 года назад

      So basically neon genesis:evangelion lol

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 года назад

      I actually thought it was going to be about her driving the tank throughout the whole movie. Funny enough I thought that before I discovered an anime show on Netflix called Girls Und Panzer with the exact premiss I mentioned.

  • @Lemanic89
    @Lemanic89 6 лет назад +33

    A remake with Margot Robbie, thank you very much!

  • @MegaFrog98
    @MegaFrog98 9 лет назад +253

    Such a waste of potential, the comics were awesome
    Imagine if you took Mad Max and ordered the Monty Python crew to redraw it in their own way, but not before getting them cross-eyed drunk
    Also, if the Monty Python crew was a bunch of angry British punks
    That's the Tank Girl comic book

    • @Byakkoya11037
      @Byakkoya11037 9 лет назад +7

      I REMEMBER THIS REVIEW!!
      LOL The comic kinda sounds annoying and fun at the same time.
      I better check it out.

    • @MegaFrog98
      @MegaFrog98 9 лет назад +7

      Noktis Zariah You better
      It's chaotic as fuck but its worth it
      ...Oh wait I forgot something out of the analogy. Added.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 6 лет назад

      Think instead it's be Mad Max parody by the Gorillaz being redrawn with the Monty Python crew if they were raised by Sid Vicious and all given magic shrooms ahead of time

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 5 лет назад

      Or like Mad Max done by Mad Magazine

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 2 года назад

      "Also, if the Monty Python crew was a bunch of angry British punks".
      Kind of like The Young Ones, for example.

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
    @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 года назад +8

    9:50 to 10:15 and 18:21 to 18:30, Why on earth do some of the Animation Scenes look so much better than 70% of the Live-Action/Comic scenes?
    In fact, the film would've been better if it was an entire Cartoon.

  • @gabrielpetricevic6606
    @gabrielpetricevic6606 7 лет назад +22

    My first Nostalgia Critic video.I remember laughing so much the first time I saw it.

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 года назад +1

      I can't remember if it was my first but I agree how funny it is

  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 2 года назад +16

    Meanwhile, the director went on to direct some of the best Doctor Who episodes.

    • @tritonk1759
      @tritonk1759 2 года назад +5

      Yup, like Heaven Sent and World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls. She's also directing the 60th Anniversary Special.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 2 года назад +2

      She’s like McG. She should just stick to television and stay away from movies.

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 Год назад

      ⁠@@tritonk1759_A_ 60th anniversary special. There’s gonna be 3! There might be a Christmas special this year too.

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 9 лет назад +104

    I can't deny, this movie is my official GUILTY PLEASURE. Yes, its bad, but not atrocious, and I just love how the protagonist is just a whackjob most part of the movie (and that actress is who I imagine as a real-life Harley Quinn). Although the kangaroos was....wrong in so many levels...I always appreciate movies and games where the characters are just so insane, she is almost like a female Deadpool.
    (and come to think off, this movie is pretty much like a Madmax written by deadpool, starring Harley Quinn)

    • @mackoons
      @mackoons 9 лет назад +10

      Head cannon: its a shitty HQ fanfic actually written by Deadpool

    • @YoungFrankenstein
      @YoungFrankenstein 9 лет назад +2

      +MrKlausbaudelaire good way to put it. I wouldn't mind a remake. Maybe animated could work.

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 9 лет назад

      isnt that harley?

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 9 лет назад +3

      The madness is why I love it so! Though being post apoc always earns at least a couple points with me. I know that it's a bad movie, but it's a fun, insane, good time.

    • @CarterMcVey
      @CarterMcVey 9 лет назад +2

      If she's a female Deadpool, how come she hasn't broken the 4th wall

  • @apollorock3r244
    @apollorock3r244 Год назад +11

    With this movie and the Gorillaz movie on Netflix being cancelled recently, I feel bad for Jamie Hewlett having a bad experience with movies. 😢

  • @Rgoid
    @Rgoid 5 лет назад +25

    “This is me unconscious.”
    LOL!

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 3 года назад +3

      Nostalgia Critic: "Yeah well, That was fucking stupid "
      Me: LOL!

  • @EternalSOV
    @EternalSOV 8 лет назад +221

    Guess I'm one of the few that enjoyed and still likes Tank Girl.

    • @INameIsGood
      @INameIsGood 8 лет назад +9

      +EternalSOV I absolutely adored this movie.

    • @NekoCat86
      @NekoCat86 8 лет назад +6

      +EternalSOV Ditto!

    • @R3j3cts0fv0w3ls
      @R3j3cts0fv0w3ls 8 лет назад +7

      I didn't think it was that bad, I do think that the rap and musical scene was a little dumb tho, other than that I think he's just over doing it

    • @JesusPerez-wl3ii
      @JesusPerez-wl3ii 8 лет назад +9

      +R3j3cts0fv0w3ls He IS over doing it. He's given some shittier films some better points. Nostalgia Critic can be lame half the time. Most of this review wasn't a review and most of the criticism wasn't criticism but stupid jokes that were far dumber than the ones on film. Sometimes his criticism actually makes him look stupid
      Example: His criticism for the awful Super Mario Bros. movie has him at one point watching a clip where Luigi says, "You don't know who your mother and your father are neither? Mario brought me up! He's been my Mother my whole life." Mario says, "Hey!" and Luigi says, "Ok My Father! He's been my Father, My mother, my uncle you name it." Shitty film, but he is simply saying that his brother pretty much raised him. Yet the Nostalgia Critic quickly adds that he thought they brothers, but now he says Mario is his father? Simply put, Who the Hell would honestly misunderstand that ESPECIALLY with the Obvious Mario Brothers and sibling jokes constantly being tossed around. My problem is that sometimes he doesn't get the obvious and other times he sees art where it obviously isn't and sometimes his criticism isn't criticism but mockery that isn't even vaguely funny to even a four yr old, but at times he does give some very well placed criticism and good reviews and is occasionally funny as well as spot on (I LOVE his Cat in The Hat criticism. I like to believe thats why they stopped the live-action garbage franchises they were trying to do.)

    • @HereCumsTracer
      @HereCumsTracer 8 лет назад +16

      +Jesus Perez Man you need to stop taking his reviews so seriously... They're mostly satire.

  • @jaso4455
    @jaso4455 8 лет назад +94

    Its weird to see Tank girl in Orange is the new black now

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 6 лет назад +6

      It's the same actress and she's basically the same person in both works.

    • @mr.sinister2029
      @mr.sinister2029 6 лет назад +3

      @Joshua Jung you're kidding right? Please tell me you're kidding.

    • @nickelbrickell
      @nickelbrickell 5 лет назад +5

      Joshua Jung dont breed

  • @0NlRAPTOR
    @0NlRAPTOR 8 лет назад +103

    this is only from 1995?
    I thought I saw this in the 80s. Weird.
    I do love this movie.

  • @AlbertCalis
    @AlbertCalis 6 лет назад +7

    16:38 - That's a REALLY good Dr. Claw impression!

  • @kamron_thurmond
    @kamron_thurmond 7 лет назад +9

    Lori Petty is LIVE WIRE! and her wacky fun and spirit really carried this crazy bag of weirdness.

  • @decusq
    @decusq 6 лет назад +61

    Ok this is the first time i really disagree with Nostalgia Critic. i still love this movie, it's crazy, it's stupid and it's like an acid trip X3 it's one of my guilty pleasure movies XD

    • @christopherlopezreyes5748
      @christopherlopezreyes5748 4 года назад +5

      Same this film is one of my favorites

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 4 года назад +3

      Phortion Too bad it bombed in the box office and Lori petty’s career wasn’t the same since

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 года назад +3

      I feel like this was one of those films that was made in the wrong year. Given its comic book origins this would be perfect in today’s world. I think someone mentioned in the comments that it would have made a great animated series and I tend to agree.
      This movie was about a decade before my time but even I have to agree that it’s a total guilty pleasure. It’s like Independence Day in that yeah it’s total bullshit but it checks all the right boxes to be one of the ultimate guilty pleasures.

    • @standinsilence
      @standinsilence 2 года назад +1

      I watched it for the first time ever a few weeks ago and I liked it.
      Its not a film youre supposed to take too seriously.

  • @jonbbaca5580
    @jonbbaca5580 7 лет назад +26

    It looks like the comments have settled this one: this is a terrifically bad movie, who many people totally enjoyed. I personally liked this movie for all its corniness and awkward dialogue. Familiarity with the comic makes it much more enjoyable. I feel like this is a quintessential 90s B movie. It will be remembered fondly for decades to come. But no matter what, I always love NC reviews

  • @erwinkrauss7577
    @erwinkrauss7577 9 лет назад +21

    Ironically it could have made a great animated movie, if they followed the comic style.

  • @saltboi6374
    @saltboi6374 8 лет назад +6

    "I don't wanna remember it."
    -Nostalgia Critic, 2009

  • @calcifieddirt4120
    @calcifieddirt4120 9 лет назад +78

    This would be so much better if it was actually animated and stuff.

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 5 лет назад

      15:32 I like how he says that's probably why they threw the comics up. The comics scenes when I watched the movie was hilarious to me either way

  • @Raafke
    @Raafke 8 лет назад +117

    They should have made it a cartoon instead, I like the cartoons though.

  • @freddyrichards878
    @freddyrichards878 8 лет назад +52

    "Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it-(sobs upsettingly)- but I don't wanna!

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 3 года назад

      Yeah, we all saw the video.

  • @JKPancake
    @JKPancake 8 лет назад +7

    A weird thought but, am I the only one who would watch an animated movie in the style of that quick dream sequence?

    • @darklordofsword
      @darklordofsword 8 лет назад

      lose the nearly seizure-inducing color changes, and I'd watch it.

  • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
    @GroundhogDayisAWESOME 6 лет назад +9

    17:10 "Well I'm used to disappointed by now, so I'm not really that bummed."
    My life in a nutshell xD

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад +1

      Groundhog Day 1993 is AWESOME! Also my life summed up too. Feels like a Groundhog Day-style loop of just me living every boring shitty moment I've ever had, from somehow contracting epilepsy when I was 16, and in high school, so 2009, dropped out of high school in 2012, lost my best friend, because he completely forgot we were even best friends once he got a girlfriend, and he was in the middle of helping me through DMC4 on the 2nd hardest difficulty level, something I couldn't do myself, I've NEVER had a girlfriend, I've been rejected by too many girls to remember, except for the last one, which happened 2 months ago, where the girl I've had a crush on for the past 2 years, ends up finding out how I feel about her, only for her to tell ME that she feels the same way, and has for the same time, but that certain things in her personal life prevented her from acting on those feelings and she'd been regretting it ever since. But I was too stupid to believe an actual, REAL girl could have romantic feelings for ME, but I guess I WAS right after all! I thought I was just delusional, but NOPE!! I was right!!! And on the same day I told her these things, through text, she said she wasn't" mature enough" to be in a serious relationship with me, and that "MAYBE yes, we COULD be together in SOME future, but for now I want to keep talking, even if it's as friends". THAT was 2 months ago. Now, for the last 4 Saturday's,which is 4 weeks in a row she's stopped replying to my texts altogether, so i guess i can take that as a sign that even SHE'S had enough of my shit... It's ALL my fault anyways.... even though I KNEW this would happen, it STILL felt like a sucker punch, and it STILL hurt, but it hurt WORSE than what I initially expected, at least 50-100× worse. So, even though I expected rejection, and knew it was coming I was still disappointed, hurt, scarred, and let down by this. I should be used to disappointment by now anyways, but I guess that's what I get for trying to find love, isn't it? I've been at this for 18 years, since I was 7, a little boy, so around 2001. I just don't know how everyone around me found love so goddamn easily, when it keeps escaping me EVERY SINGLE TIME. I also don't get HOW 2 people who can feel the SAME way about each other, and yet, STILL NOT start taking their relationship to the next fucking level! It's just me, isn't it? I'm not here to find love, just as an excuse for someone to mock and make them feel better about their lives, while i sit here, by myself, and wonder why me? Why do I have to be lonely? Why can't a guy like ME enjoy nerdy things like anime or video games, and STILL be able to find love, and not have to feel like he's alone in the world? But I guess it's just me. I know I SHOULD be used to disappointment by now, and not be that bummed, but I am. And I'm especially sick of seeing ALL of these couples, or something relating to them, like when I keep hearing love songs on the radio, seeing romances in films, in anime, even here, in certain RUclips comments sections, even in games I love too, its inescapable, and all of it keeps constantly reminding me of what I don't and will most likely NEVER have. Man, I just wanted to be happy with this girl, who I thought was the one I'd been looking for my whole life, but like every other time, I was WRONG, dead fucking wrong. So, it must be a Groundhog Day-style loop, where I keep reliving the worst times of my life, and have to keep remembering them, as if they happened yesterday. Like losing my best friend to his girlfriend, or me, being rejected, over and over, and over and over again, like all of the girls in the entire world got together, and ALL collectively decided I was only the "just friends" guy, but not suitable for dating. It makes sense though, I'm just too fat, ugly, and nerdy for ANY girl to feel like they'd want to date me, even if I were the last man on earth, even if I'd paid them, they STILL(reasonably), wouldn't want to even PRETEND to be my girlfriend for an hour, or even just a day or 2 or a week!! I'm sorry for venting this much of my pathetic life to you good sir. Have a great day/night.

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 3 года назад

      @@shawnfields2757 sir, this is a Wendy's

  • @monkeyking9863
    @monkeyking9863 7 лет назад +31

    i would be interested in a cartoon version that sticks to the comic

  • @lewisb85
    @lewisb85 3 года назад +3

    Only positive from it was that by selling the rights to tank girl Jamie Hewlett was able to finance the first Gorillaz record/project.

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 8 лет назад +21

    Sweet America, this is your president, John Henry Eden.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 8 лет назад +3

      (speech check 100%) But that's circular logic.
      "Oh my god... for some reason as a giant supercomputer designed to lead a country, I wasn't programmed to be able to handle that! WHAT DO I DO!?"

  • @rosaradioactiva8974
    @rosaradioactiva8974 8 лет назад +24

    Dude, how much I liked this movie, while growing up, back then in the mid 90's. I feel like watching it again, gotta love its silly wackiness

  • @MrVegeta2009
    @MrVegeta2009 6 лет назад +31

    One of the few times I disagreed with the Critic, I like this movie, and the soundtrack is awesome.

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic 5 лет назад +6

      good to know there is another sane person out there besides me.

    • @jamesraykenney
      @jamesraykenney 3 года назад +2

      @@COVIDpanic Add another! I love this movie, and I absolutely LOVE the soundtrack! It introduced me to so many GREAT groups!

    • @lecafard4327
      @lecafard4327 3 года назад

      The movie is stupid but that's half the fun. The other half is balls to the wall complete lack of taking itself seriously.

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz 3 года назад +4

    16:51 that's so funny, I bought a copy of Tank Girl and the Street Fighter movie in a bargain bin in a grocery store around 1996 for $1 each! LMAO

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 2 года назад +1

      Did you ever get your money back?

  • @rabidwaffles9022
    @rabidwaffles9022 7 лет назад +29

    Does anyone here like lollipop chainsaw

    • @tristanh7607
      @tristanh7607 4 года назад +3

      do these fandoms overlap in some way that I didn't know about?

    • @masonasaro2118
      @masonasaro2118 7 месяцев назад

      @@tristanh7607similar main character personalities

  • @HMSConqueror
    @HMSConqueror 7 лет назад +23

    Young Naomi Watts....is not my girlfriend, bangfriend, lover or wife on this scene. *DING

    • @deeznutzz2814
      @deeznutzz2814 6 лет назад +4

      Sir Iron Duke scene does not contain a lap dance DING

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 8 лет назад +9

    7:27
    His reaction gets me every time

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 3 года назад +3

    4:54 I think this is like with the Inspector Gadget film where random segways that meant to transition but don't mean anything.

  • @dracoxiii6188
    @dracoxiii6188 6 лет назад +2

    Rapping marsupials is a phrase that should only be used if you're giving someone a kangaroo for Christmas.

  • @YumegakaMurakumo
    @YumegakaMurakumo 3 года назад +118

    Honestly, I'm looking forward to seeing Margot Robbie play Tank Girl. Yes. There's talks of them remaking this movie and I'm all for it.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 2 года назад +8

      I really hope she pulls it off. Otherwise it would just Harley Quinn with less make up.

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 2 года назад +7

      Not to mention that this Tank Girl was set in Australia, where Naomi Watts even started her acting career.

    • @charlirenner193
      @charlirenner193 Год назад +1

      They should really make it an animated movie this time. At least have Margot Robbie voice the character.

    • @pokemaster123ism
      @pokemaster123ism Год назад

      Feels kind of appropriate too. They cast Livewire as the first Tank Girl, and Harley Quinn as the second

    • @tai_marshal
      @tai_marshal Год назад

      With a lot of word going around about studios dropping comic movies due to superhero fatigue and poor production, direction, and faith to the source material, I highly doubt that’s going to go through. Movies based on comic books at this point just need to stop already.

  • @krakwhorznkandy
    @krakwhorznkandy 8 лет назад +291

    I still fucking love this movie! Its hilarious how much you hate it, love these reviews too. Cant stop watching them

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 8 лет назад +12

      With all its weirdness and cheesiness, it was still a fucking enjoyable movie.
      I liked it. And i actually liked Tank Girl. it was just so, totally bananas in a good way.
      Maybe just does not please every taste.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 8 лет назад +6

      So, it was not bad in its own right, but very unfaithful to the source material.

    • @emilieliliderochefort1591
      @emilieliliderochefort1591 8 лет назад +3

      +John Fookgov I read through the comments and Riley did start a fight and made claims that I know he can't back up. All you did was give your opinion of this guy and his channel. I have to say he does act dumb giving the review.
      I think this movie is cool because I think it mixes action, adventure and comedy.

    • @antichildmolestingnaziathe2324
      @antichildmolestingnaziathe2324 8 лет назад +2

      +Archangel_Omega One more thing. If you are going to claim that 90% of all anime's has terrible dubs then you need to get your facts straight because that is just what we call wishful thinking like your post.

    • @antichildmolestingnaziathe2324
      @antichildmolestingnaziathe2324 8 лет назад +7

      +Archangel_Omega The only one pathetic is you telling me I am pathetic for giving my opinion on the way this guy gives his review
      and I have the right to. You kind of show a form of Nazism because it
      seems like you want to silence people's opinion. From your comments I can guess you are a Nazi and have a small brain to think subs are great. Like fookgov says "If I wanted read something I would read a damn manga. Anime show are meant to be watched not read."
      And if anyone wants to find out how tough I am then I will tell you what city I live in and I can show you how tough I am. Oh if people want to post short messages (more then 1) then that is their right and john didn't swear, he just re wrote what Kerrine wrote. The way you respond to people are proving you are just an attention troll.

  • @AimeeRose1997
    @AimeeRose1997 8 лет назад +2

    Twenty years later, the same director went on to direct the most critically acclaimed episode of Doctor Who to date.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 8 лет назад +8

    "Next time it will take more than children to save you." Ha, nice choice, Critic.

  • @Boompoet
    @Boompoet 8 лет назад +2

    Creature creator Stan Winston (who cut his rates in half to work on this film) designed the Rippers and threw in Predator elements because it was fun and funny. If you don't know, he designed the Predators in the first place. That no name extra that didn't put this on his resume, was Richard Schiff who went on to win "outstanding supporting actor" for the West Wing. Love her or hate her, Courtney Love was the music designer on the film and the soundtrack is still one of the best. The disjointed nature of the film is due in part of the lack of Balls Hollywood has. There were creative differences between the studio and the crew from day one and it was a nearly impossible film to make. The studio fought so much and insisted so much get cut, that much of the story was lost and some scenes just don't fit because of their meddling. They had such a small budget, that chunks of big action scenes had to be animated... those trippy animated scenes add to the movie in my opinion and make it even more irreverent and a big middle finger to the typical vanilla American cinematic experience. I'm sorry you didn't get it, but hopefully others watching this will take the time to see it regardless. I liked it.

  • @joshuablade6974
    @joshuablade6974 3 года назад +3

    Don’t forget she was added in the game Broforce which is a f**kin’ awesome game and Tank Girl plays pretty damn well in it so at least she’s got that goin’ for her as well as her kickass comic!

  • @Yunone
    @Yunone 7 лет назад +1

    "That was f**king stupid."
    I died. (XD)

  • @alannawener7637
    @alannawener7637 8 лет назад +12

    has anyone realized Lori Petty played Lolly?! :O

    • @dylanbeebehive2024
      @dylanbeebehive2024 4 года назад

      I can't wait for Tank Girl 2 Where Tank Girl becomes a Lightning themed villain to kill Superman.
      As well as
      Tank Girl 3 where Tank Girl joins a cult of Joker to destroy Young Batman

  • @flightg97shadowgarth32
    @flightg97shadowgarth32 8 лет назад +2

    Tank Girl was co-created by Jamie Hewlett, the guy co-created the Gorillaz and does the art for the band.

  • @swansonjoe7121
    @swansonjoe7121 8 лет назад +79

    GORILLAZ!!!!
    (also, tank girl reminds me of Harley Quinn)

    • @trahapace150
      @trahapace150 8 лет назад +10

      McNuggets Jugger except tank girl isn't an overhyped piece of shit character.

    • @gamingaddiks739
      @gamingaddiks739 7 лет назад

      McNuggets Jugger ikr

    • @Pa_blito
      @Pa_blito 4 года назад +2

      this aged poorly

    • @blameitonmillie5506
      @blameitonmillie5506 4 года назад +2

      @@trahapace150 REALLY??? Harley Quinn is a piece of shit character?? um...I’m sorry but Harley Quinn is one of the most iconic characters in the Dc universe

  • @adrawingguy9013
    @adrawingguy9013 7 лет назад +2

    She plays livewire in the superman animated series and she does a great job brining that villian to life no joke

  • @CaptianHicterDeckmen
    @CaptianHicterDeckmen 8 лет назад +32

    story behind why it might seem kinda shitty?
    the studio that bought the rights to make the movie gutted the buget becuase it was weird and that was the WHOLE FUCKING REASON THEY BOUGHT IT
    the comicbook shots?
    needed becuase of the stupid amouts of footage that got cut and didnt have the buget for half the SFX shoots they wanted to do
    it has SOOOO much more potential if it was given more money it could have been great

    • @TheNukaColaMan10
      @TheNukaColaMan10 8 лет назад +1

      Wow...fuck holywood

    • @CaptianHicterDeckmen
      @CaptianHicterDeckmen 8 лет назад +6

      The Nuka-Cola Man it is one of those small indapentdents that bought it becuase it was weird then wanted to get artsy with it like "whats her Motavation" the studio had re-writen the scritp like 5 times and the director and cast and crew said fuck the rewrites and hi jacked the move and ad libbed seens
      FUCK THERE WAS A WHOLE MOCK SEX SENCE between tank and one of the ripper while she was where the madonna rocket bra
      that got cut last second

  • @maxrealname
    @maxrealname 6 лет назад +5

    this si one of my favorite movies, I still quote the line "It's been swell, but the swellings gone down." All the time.

  • @ConmanXful
    @ConmanXful 8 лет назад +48

    To be honest I enjoyed the movie, and the ending cartoon scene actually made me want to see a lot more of it, but in that cartoon format. I can't pinpoint or argue why i enjoyed it but i really enjoyed it, funny enough it came out on my literal year of birth too.

  • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
    @ELEKTROSKANSEN 2 года назад +2

    I have a feeling that the review would be completely different if Doug would film it nowdays. And I don''t mean that obviously Tamara would be cos-playin Tank Girl in some stupid skits, no. Like, 7:26, he'd never allow himself such genuine joke anymore.

    • @Griffith74
      @Griffith74 Год назад

      hes also very tame compared to his younger self in the newer vids he try's to see more positive of a movie

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 8 месяцев назад

      @@Griffith74 Not only that, he doesnt review bad movies nearly as much anymore, these days he does videos on GOOD ones! I never watch those.

  • @KittyGirlAeriss
    @KittyGirlAeriss 9 лет назад +43

    Loved this movie when I first saw it as a kid, and I still love it today, but it's pretty hilarious how NC rips this movie a new one. ^_^

  • @mariekufen4936
    @mariekufen4936 2 года назад +13

    I love that he mocks the look of tank girl, when that is the thing that the movie got very right for me: Her look 😁
    Also him saying the nonsensical musical number is absolute bottom of the barrel insanity. And I’m like… yeah that’s Tank Girl!

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 2 года назад +1

      Nostalgia chick did a better review this movie

  • @wallaroo1295
    @wallaroo1295 5 лет назад +6

    That's... *not* Gwen Stefani?!
    I never knew - I didn't watch this movie either.

  • @spiritbomb0719
    @spiritbomb0719 6 лет назад +8

    To be honest, I think Ren And Stimpy Was Less Insane Than This.😑
    That's quite an accomplishment acually...

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 7 лет назад +10

    I could easily see a remake of this. Sort of in the style of MadMax, with comedy mixed in. And with those transitions, they could pop up as drawings, and than have it fade into the real set. That's how you do a transition like that!

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 4 года назад +2

    17:11 "I'm used to disappointment by now, so I'm not really that bummed."
    *My LIFE in a nutshell*

  • @themadmonk6700
    @themadmonk6700 5 лет назад +5

    the creators of the comic hated the production experience and were disappointed with the final product. Apparently a lot of the animated sections were created because the production team forgot to film the transitions. That is why there was never attempt at another movie, it soured them on the experience.
    I liked the movie when I was in High School/College. Less and less as I got older and realized it was kinda annoying and poorly done.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 лет назад

      I never stopped liking it.
      I never even heard of the comic when I was younger. But the movie was crazy. And I liked crazy white girls. So...I loves this movie lol

  • @HarperStl
    @HarperStl 7 лет назад +22

    5:38 POCKET SAND

  • @AlbertCalis
    @AlbertCalis 6 лет назад +4

    3:29 - A missed opportunity to make a Dr. Wily joke.

  • @MetaNight457
    @MetaNight457 7 лет назад +3

    I can hear the silent screams of Jamie Hewlett in the distance

  • @cliffordshafran9250
    @cliffordshafran9250 5 лет назад +3

    "What do you reckon.....we go to New York, see 'Cats'?"
    Ummm, no thanks. The movie got 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.
    Those comic page transitions aren't as annoying as the "Inspector Gadget" transitions.

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 7 лет назад +9

    This movie is one of my serious guilty pleasures.
    Like A v P, Freddy vs Jason, X-Men 3, and Judge Dredd.

  • @CaptRobertApril
    @CaptRobertApril 8 лет назад +12

    Actually, I've always rather liked this movie.
    Gotta have at least one stupid movie in your personal library.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 4 года назад +1

    i just realized, both the heroine and the villain were both in the superman animated series, Lori Petty played Livewire, and Malcom McDowell played Metallo, how weird

  • @12yellowcab
    @12yellowcab 5 лет назад +6

    I feel like this is what Birds Of Prey is gonna be like

  • @GorlworldEnjoyer
    @GorlworldEnjoyer 8 лет назад +5

    I'd love to see this rebooted and have either the director of Mad Max or Scott Pilgrim VS The World behind it, That'd finally be a reboot I'd watch!

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 8 лет назад +1

      AdVictoriam The guy who directed Scott Pilgrim also directed Hot Fuzz.

  • @omarpalacios9311
    @omarpalacios9311 8 лет назад +34

    they need to remake this movie

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 8 лет назад +7

      and do a cross over with Deadpool

    • @omarpalacios9311
      @omarpalacios9311 8 лет назад +1

      Anime versión oh God yes

    • @robopoet
      @robopoet 8 лет назад +6

      The character and concept are good. The movie didn't take the concept seriously enough. Should be more like Mad Max with a tank.. and a sexy girl.

    • @BlokeOzzie
      @BlokeOzzie 8 лет назад +1

      Agreed. A good, solid Anime so that the Rippers actually look like 'roos would be fantastic. Keep a bit of the humour though. Too gritty, and it'll just be a drag.

    • @omarpalacios9311
      @omarpalacios9311 8 лет назад

      Shiny Sneasel fk you and everyone and everything at your house!

  • @_KayleeLovesMusic_
    @_KayleeLovesMusic_ 2 года назад +2

    From what I've heard since this Jamie Hewlett hasn't been able to trust Hollywood ever since this movie

  • @enminghee2926
    @enminghee2926 5 лет назад +2

    This movie is so ahead of its time it feels like an AU Birds of Prey.

  • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
    @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk 5 лет назад +2

    And now we got a new Tank Girl movie coming in the future with Jamie Hewlett and Alan Martin involved! Here’s hoping for some quality.

  • @korynnininm
    @korynnininm 9 лет назад +36

    this is a guilty pleasure of mine. fucking love this movie

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic 5 лет назад +1

      finally a sane person comments!! korynnininm you keep your guilty pleasure. I fucking love this movie too!

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror 5 лет назад +2

      HERETIC

    • @cherry_ice_fangirl8369
      @cherry_ice_fangirl8369 5 лет назад +1

      I just watched this movie.
      I LOVE it!

  • @mallbratgirl_3005
    @mallbratgirl_3005 5 лет назад +2

    Nah but you can’t deny that the comics are awesome, Jamie Hewlett is my favourite artist and they’re my favourite comics at the moment

  • @saiyanprince989
    @saiyanprince989 5 лет назад +5

    One of my all time favorite movie guilty pleasures. And I actually really like the comic transition scenes.

  • @roguebritgravy1
    @roguebritgravy1 4 года назад +2

    Liking the comparison from Harley Quinn and tank girl. Let's face it the producers if this movie watched batman the animated series and wrote the one where Harley teams up with ivy, is freed but loses it and kidnaps a rich girl, and the one where joker had a a bomb. Oddly I see events of these episodes in this.