Alone in the Dark - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @TheToasterPope
    @TheToasterPope 4 года назад +486

    Fun fact: this episode is mentioned on Wikipedia in a list of famous media that uses text to speech

    • @Spilia4
      @Spilia4 2 года назад +8

      You're lying that article doesn't exist

    • @TheToasterPope
      @TheToasterPope 2 года назад +18

      @@Spilia4 I can’t find it anymore either, it was there at one point though.

    • @Vyndora
      @Vyndora Год назад +5

      Text to speech is something I depend on, so I appreciate it if nothing else. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @zodayn
    @zodayn 8 лет назад +1586

    Given that this movie uses a German tax evasion to save money, shoulnd´nt it be called: "a Loan in the Dark"?

    • @illuminatiforever8719
      @illuminatiforever8719 8 лет назад +8

      W

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 8 лет назад +32

      Here, have my like

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok 8 лет назад +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @beyshredder2916
      @beyshredder2916 8 лет назад +19

      Well played 👏 👏 👏

    • @tyleradamson3045
      @tyleradamson3045 8 лет назад +13

      Zodayn I'm starting to get the feeling that doug just pulls together a few comments from the video and calls that a script.

  • @gracefullynadine864
    @gracefullynadine864 8 лет назад +268

    You know, I wouldn't call Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". At least Ed Wood was passionate about what he was doing. I believe he was just a terrible filmmaker that was trying his best. He was just... really, really bad at it.

    • @GorlworldEnjoyer
      @GorlworldEnjoyer 8 лет назад +11

      I actually thought Rampage was really good. A little too much shaky cam for me but other than that the acting from the main character is surprisingly good. I'd avtually say check it out if you don't mind small bits of dark comedy with a really depressing plot.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 лет назад +25

      I think Boll is the total opposite of Wood. Wood wanted to make movies and had a lot of passion, but zero budget. Boll makes and has a shitton of money, and he doesn't give a fuck about his movies or the source material

    • @silverloony1170
      @silverloony1170 6 лет назад +17

      It's an insult to Wood to compare him to Boll. At least Wood possessed passion and effort; he just had no talent or budget. Boll, on the other hand, obviously puts no goddamn effort whatsoever into his work, thus removing any charm or even the possibility of coming close to "so bad it's good" status.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 лет назад +17

      Tommy Wiseau can be called the next Ed Wood. Talentless and budgetless, but man does he try!

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 6 лет назад +7

      @G-Funk 1 agreed,that became a running joke in disaster artist how much money he ended up spending...apparently his account is an infinite hole of dollar bills and gold i guess...

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 7 лет назад +339

    Fun fact: that long opening narration gives away like 90% of the plot

    • @joseloreto4284
      @joseloreto4284 5 лет назад +17

      najhoant Way to spoil your movie before the movie begins, narrator.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 4 года назад +19

      I love it when the editors realize that the movie was fucking terrible they just try to warn the audience of how stupid the movie gets using opening narration

    • @cosmokramer179
      @cosmokramer179 4 года назад +15

      It was put in apparently because test audiences couldn’t understand the plot

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 года назад +1

      @@cosmokramer179 wow

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +1

      XD

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 8 лет назад +1134

    One of my favourite episodes :) three is normally a crowd but you three really made it work.

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 лет назад +20

      PhantomStrider Hi Strider. 👋🙈🙉

    • @phantomstrider
      @phantomstrider 7 лет назад +34

      Bryanna Brown howdy Bryana :)

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 лет назад +15

      PhantomStrider Just wanted to say I really love your videos. You and Doug have some really good material. I've seen you two collaborated on a top 10 list, and I was wondering if you would try a review of your own. Maybe some of Don Bluth's later movies, like Anastasia. You seem to like Don Bluth's older movies, but also dislike his later movies *cough Troll in Central Park cough*. Once you get past the historical inaccuracies, Anastasia almost stands by itself as a sorta decent Diet Disney.

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 лет назад +7

      PhantomStrider And thanks for replying! I didn't actually except you to reply! Wow!

    • @calebmayfield3878
      @calebmayfield3878 7 лет назад +2

      Please do top 6 worst Nickelodeon sitcoms

  • @jasonsea6110
    @jasonsea6110 3 года назад +136

    So many classic jokes. This episode is pure gold.

  • @lml6791
    @lml6791 8 лет назад +184

    The three schmuckheads reviews are some of the funniest. We need more of them.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 3 года назад +7

      Spoony doesn't review movies anymore.

    • @disconnected22
      @disconnected22 3 года назад +12

      And Linkara left Channel Awesome. The old crossover days are long gone.

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 года назад +9

      We still have these two reviews though

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 года назад +11

      @JOE DRAWS
      Look idk what’s happening with spoony, but Doug and Linkara are completely fine, idk what you mean downward spiral, he makes reviews every week that get the same amount of views, the only reason linkara and Doug will never work together, is because linkara worked on the “change the channel” document

    • @dylanthebiguy
      @dylanthebiguy Год назад

      Id say they could review
      house of the dead
      Bloodrayne 2
      And alone in the dark 2

  • @chriscobb4952
    @chriscobb4952 2 года назад +85

    It’s a bit odd but I really like the episodes where the critic doesn’t talk and expresses everything through body language. He’s really good at controlling his face muscles

  • @Bobvanksy
    @Bobvanksy 8 лет назад +425

    Man, I want another Uwe Boll review...Best trio ever.

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 8 лет назад +7

      They did Bloodrayne as well

    • @Bobvanksy
      @Bobvanksy 8 лет назад +13

      Yeah I know, just can't get enough of them.

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 8 лет назад +1

      what happened?

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 8 лет назад +1

      I can see why that would upset people... Jesus...

    • @HiddenGemsReviews
      @HiddenGemsReviews 8 лет назад +20

      +DarkwingDuck 1984 That's incredibly inaccurate. The real reason was that Spoony wanted to go off and do his own thing. They've all come to terms with that crap years ago, or they wouldn't even do the collabs in the first place. Heck, they even poked fun at it in the Bloodrayne review (Which, you know, was a collab they did despite what you're saying) .
      Stop spreading that crap around.

  • @cosmokramer179
    @cosmokramer179 7 лет назад +364

    I'm surprised Uwe Boll didn't challenge NC to a boxing match. Could you imagine how that would've turned out?

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 6 лет назад +30

      Cosmo Kramer doug has his fangirls. What does uwe boll got?

    • @PublicBenemyNum1
      @PublicBenemyNum1 6 лет назад +48

      Well, at least Linkara would have a good chance of winning...
      "I AM A MAN!!!"

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 6 лет назад +44

      Then NC pulls out his pistol. lol

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 лет назад +41

      Fun fact: If someone actually capable of fighting (such as Seanbaby) agreed to Boll's challenge, he'd pussy out.

    • @wiseguy01
      @wiseguy01 4 года назад +1

      @EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG So a better person than you.

  • @hyungyuchoiboi1179
    @hyungyuchoiboi1179 8 лет назад +567

    YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!!!

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 8 лет назад +478

    Uwe Boll has recently announced his retirement from filmmaking... REJOICE!

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 7 лет назад +44

      HALLELUJAH!!!!
      And no more boxing critics!!!!

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 7 лет назад +14

      joyunicycle shame as I never saw him do that on video xD

    • @mets2128
      @mets2128 7 лет назад +28

      And no more screwing people out of their money via German tax loopholes!

    • @bunnyblanc5470
      @bunnyblanc5470 6 лет назад +13

      mets2128 praise the Lord his reign is over!!!!

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 лет назад +9

      Awww no Bloodrayne 4? 😥

  • @Dirvinator
    @Dirvinator 8 лет назад +637

    I COMPLETELY FORGOT DOUG HAD HAIR AT ONE POINT!

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 8 лет назад +6

      he still does

    • @xandertrejo
      @xandertrejo 8 лет назад +16

      He did? Where???

    • @goldenretriever6440
      @goldenretriever6440 8 лет назад +10

      Like on the back of his head

    • @Dirvinator
      @Dirvinator 8 лет назад +3

      Motion Design No

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 8 лет назад +2

      +Motion Design try making good cartoons and then I'll get back to you

  • @andrewmontgomery5621
    @andrewmontgomery5621 6 лет назад +59

    18:27:"MARCO! MARCO!" "Polo!" Nice touch! Also...."Fish out of water!"

  • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
    @ParanormalEncyclopedia 8 лет назад +402

    I could be wrong but wasn't Ed Wood at least TRYING to make good movies? That'd put him ahead of Bowl imo.

    • @henryolsen6248
      @henryolsen6248 8 лет назад +83

      and they were so bad they were good. these are just....

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 8 лет назад +39

      BAD

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator 8 лет назад +36

      to be fair, he wouldn't beat the shit out of his critics if he didn't care. Maybe he really does enjoy his own movies... or maybe he's an ass with an overinflated ego, who's tosay?

    • @jakebryant3445
      @jakebryant3445 8 лет назад +12

      True at least he was *trying* to make a good film

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 лет назад +5

      Paranormal Encyclopedia shouldn't he have said michael bay? Makes bad movies but still gets paid millions

  • @xMRxZEROx
    @xMRxZEROx 3 года назад +32

    Tara Reid: "Some doors are meant to stay shut"
    Yeah, like the DVD case to this movie. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dragonhunter1315
    @dragonhunter1315 8 лет назад +254

    YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!

    • @lukebaggins5004
      @lukebaggins5004 8 лет назад +47

      i dropped out ok?

    • @jamesheasley2980
      @jamesheasley2980 8 лет назад +25

      This is Bloodrayne *slaps Linkara's hand*.

    • @deonkonzen3580
      @deonkonzen3580 8 лет назад +10

      I was going to comment on that. That`s where I went to school. :P

  • @thesupremenecroticdakimakura
    @thesupremenecroticdakimakura 8 лет назад +119

    Alone in the Dark, in a group, in the daylight.
    You mean Alone in the Dark Illumination?

  • @SlashinatorZ
    @SlashinatorZ 8 лет назад +294

    Wow this review is 7 years old now.
    Nostalgia Critic reviews are old enough to have nostalgia themselves.

    • @nicandknacksandseans
      @nicandknacksandseans 5 лет назад +5

      Darth Vegeta how do you think I feel!

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 лет назад +8

      How ironic
      Nostalgia critics reviews
      Have become nostalgic.

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 лет назад

      Rogue Rainbow yeah. People constantly view them through rose coloured glasses.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 лет назад

      Oh! He should review his first review like Phelous did!

    • @tawabunny
      @tawabunny 5 лет назад +3

      10 now

  • @banananutduckbread1279
    @banananutduckbread1279 7 лет назад +37

    I don't like the fact that people are calling Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". Ed Wood wasn't the best filmmaker, but he at least had passion for his work and tried his hardest to be a good filmmaker! Uwe Boll just produces this shit just to get money and doesn't give a flying fuck if his movies are good or not. And besides, Ed Woods films were actually enjoyable, not in the way he intended, but the it's-so-bad-it's-good kind of enjoyable. Uwe Boll's films are just bad and really painful to watch.

  • @cyborgninja5489
    @cyborgninja5489 Год назад +19

    Fun fact: Mary Jo Slater, Christian Slater's mother, was the Casting Director for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and got her son cast because he was a huge fan of the original series.

    • @SuperODST1
      @SuperODST1 5 месяцев назад

      Huh! Fascinating

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 8 лет назад +63

    "They're all from different locations: Venezuela, Newfoundland, Alaska, and now this one from Chile.""Burying them at the ends of the Earth."
    You see, there are these vast, new land masses across the seas. They are known as Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antartica. I'm sure pieces of your puzzle are hidden there as well.

    • @BoldAndBrash5683
      @BoldAndBrash5683 5 лет назад

      James A Clouder not Newfoundland, New Foundland

    • @goodbadbill
      @goodbadbill 4 года назад

      @@BoldAndBrash5683 Newfieland!

  • @HeyInternetErichere
    @HeyInternetErichere 6 лет назад +87

    Best Three Stooges short ever. Critic is spot on with his Joe Besser impression.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 8 лет назад +182

    ... I miss Spoony. He's actually the reason I discovered TGWTG and AVGN around the same time

    • @extraincomeuk635
      @extraincomeuk635 3 года назад +3

      What happened to him?

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 3 года назад +33

      @@extraincomeuk635 he got really depressed and doesn't seem to be seeking any help. He hasn't done ANYTHING in almost a decade, lost most of his Patreons and even let his own website go defunct. He VERY rarely streams and when he does it's terrible, almost no talking to the chat and when he does he's just angry and fighting with them, it's really sad

    • @michaelnally2841
      @michaelnally2841 3 года назад +15

      @@extraincomeuk635 I also heard a rumor he’s gonna through a lot in his personal life like his Bipolar getting worse, and a bunch of other stuff. But I can’t confirm this information though

    • @okagron
      @okagron 3 года назад +2

      @@extraincomeuk635 He became a lazy asshole. He can bring up all the crap about having bipolar disorder and other stuff, he just doesn't care about making more content.

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC 3 года назад +13

      @@okagron Ah yes....because having a documented medical issue is "being a lazy asshole".
      Newflash....he doesn't owe you anything. Therefore, he ain't being 'lazy'.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 8 лет назад +378

    That was totally filmed in a sauna.

    • @victoriamartines5030
      @victoriamartines5030 8 лет назад +34

      Nope, it was filmed in Doug's house basement. There's the place he filmed 'The Room' review, 'Bebe's kids video game' review and many others. Check the 'Making of Alone in the Dark review' on CHANELAWESOME.COM.

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 лет назад +16

      Look for nostalgia of nostalgia critic. He explained he had a room he did most of the reviews that was a massage room (yes i am serious) where he did a majority

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 лет назад +8

      It looks like the AVGN basement, only without all the games and the other stuff

    • @frozenaorta
      @frozenaorta 6 лет назад +7

      +Tiger Robocop "other stuff" meaning boxes. The Nerd loves boxes.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 6 лет назад +4

      Sorry. I have a life.

  • @necogreendragon
    @necogreendragon 8 лет назад +48

    "I Brought science." Still cracks me up. Love this review.

  • @alestorm2767
    @alestorm2767 8 лет назад +48

    One of the best NC videos, period.

  • @TheGreatMerman
    @TheGreatMerman 8 лет назад +41

    How was Christian in Star Trek VI? Four words: "Nepotism and a Paycheck." (His mom was the casting director.)

  • @syntaxerror9994
    @syntaxerror9994 8 лет назад +59

    Mystery Nostalgic Critic 3000

  • @pikaace
    @pikaace 7 лет назад +133

    If I wanted to get scared by flickering lights, I'd go watch Stranger Things

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +9

      Comparing this to Stranger Things is like comparing Liz the Vet to Jane Goodall

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +1

      or spongebob

  • @TotalAnimeFreak456
    @TotalAnimeFreak456 6 лет назад +14

    Not to mention they dragged the awesome Nightwish into this. Fortunately, I skipped the credits so that Wish I Had an Angel won't be forever ruined for me. Also, I have no idea where the film is supposed to take place, but the Pender Street sign at the end makes it obvious it was filmed in Vancouver, from which I live a day's drive. I've walked down that street before because it's a short walk to Gastown and the convention centre. So screw this film even harder for involving my home province.

  • @TOTTO9508
    @TOTTO9508 8 лет назад +116

    WE NEED A REVIEW OF ANOTHER UWE BOLL MOVIE
    justo to see the three again

    • @TimeTravelinc
      @TimeTravelinc 8 лет назад +1

      You mean after Bloodrayne?

    • @TOTTO9508
      @TOTTO9508 8 лет назад +14

      TimeTravelinc Yep
      Like House of the Dead

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 7 лет назад +3

      I'm just interested in what Seed is like

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 лет назад +1

      Or Postal. I just want to see Doug's reaction about the 9/11 joke.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 6 лет назад

      Bloodrayne was already done, so what's next? Rampage trilogy? ITNOTK Trilogy (seriously bad)? House of the Dead? The list is, unfortunately, endless.

  • @ilovfob
    @ilovfob 8 лет назад +92

    I died at "my acting is going shatner!"

  • @hbrano1
    @hbrano1 8 лет назад +55

    Hey, I just heard Uwe Boll has retired from filmmaking!!

  • @hammers7657
    @hammers7657 8 лет назад +158

    Wait! Critic. It's dangerous to review this alone, here take this.(gives double straight Clorox bleach)

    • @sleepypodcaster
      @sleepypodcaster 8 лет назад +7

      did you...
      did you just...
      YOU DID!

    • @classygamer293
      @classygamer293 8 лет назад

      Honestly I found the computer voice Critic uses is annoying

    • @nick_430
      @nick_430 8 лет назад

      yeah why did he do that?

    • @Pandaramaster
      @Pandaramaster 8 лет назад

      at the time he had a sore throat and was really ill so they worked it into the episode.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 8 лет назад

      That's why he reviewed it with Spoony and Linkara

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 7 лет назад +25

    This has got to be my all-time favourite NC episode, I'm sad that I couldn't vote for it for the anniversary Top 5 :(

  • @AntiMTVMovement
    @AntiMTVMovement 3 года назад +39

    You gotta admire Christian Slater's reason for being in Star Trek VI--he did it as a favor to his mother.

  • @Danny-tf3fd
    @Danny-tf3fd Год назад +76

    Fun fact: That opening onslaught of text in the movie was read by the director himself. Now we can put a voice to Uwe Boll's evil.

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 Год назад +8

      I don’t think so. Uwe Boll has a thick German accent which the opening narration lacked. Sounds more like Christian Slater to me.

    • @Jos46664
      @Jos46664 10 месяцев назад +1

      nahhh, his accent is really thick and his voice is really squeaky

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 6 лет назад +34

    It's been nearly ten years but I still love the antics of these three.

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 8 лет назад +81

    You never went to Castleton, Spoony!

  • @connorrivers995
    @connorrivers995 7 лет назад +30

    What ever happened to just investigating a haunted house in 1920's New Orleans after the owner committed suicide? Well, at least this movie isn't as bad as the 2008 video game.

    • @Meepswonder
      @Meepswonder 7 лет назад +1

      And another game called Two World just borrowed the starting story..

  • @alexd442
    @alexd442 6 лет назад +46

    3:25 Boooring! This is so boooring! This is so boooring! Get to the show!

    • @Kris_sy
      @Kris_sy 4 года назад +3

      I keep going back to that!

    • @theweysermanisback5205
      @theweysermanisback5205 10 месяцев назад

      Doug: Obviously, you 2 are gonna see it.
      Lewis: Yep.

  • @TheBioshocksnake
    @TheBioshocksnake 8 лет назад +171

    Doug, are you still in touch with Noah?
    His Vlogs and videos helped me through a depression, and I absolutely love all his work, but he doesn't do anything anymore, and doesnt talk about it either. It really saddens me, because I miss looking forward to his next videos. If you see him, thank him for me, for the awesome stuff he's done.

    • @Preeve
      @Preeve 8 лет назад +33

      He still uploads? His last upload was last month.

    • @jakobsanchez738
      @jakobsanchez738 8 лет назад +48

      He posted on Twitter recently that he has been working on something new, and that he will be posting an update very soon.

    • @Tbm998
      @Tbm998 8 лет назад +2

      Good. I got worried he'd gotten ill again. Dude doesn't have the best health.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 8 лет назад +12

      Noah suffers from pretty bad depression, as a fellow sufferer I sympathize. He posted a photo on twitter once of himself struggling to film and frankly I know the look. He streams sometimes and recently he's been quiet, but he's doing ok apparently. Got some new stuff on the way.
      I think the split from CA hit him hard, but I know Doug and a few others still talk to him.

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 8 лет назад +6

      @wittyreviewer: yeah, and he has heart problems to boot. It's bipolar disorder, technically, so he has those highs to deal with, too.

  • @TheVandrell
    @TheVandrell 7 лет назад +16

    Sorry, but I have to disagree with the idea of equating Uwe Boll to Ed Wood. The latter actually had intentions of making good films, but wasn't capable of doing so. The former doesn't even give crap and does bad films on purpose just for paycheck resulting from tax exemption loopholes. Truly a cinematic Hitler indeed.

  • @HrothgarXII
    @HrothgarXII 8 лет назад +7

    This is one of my all time favorite episodes - these three work so well together. Thanks Uwe Boll

  • @markyboo
    @markyboo 8 лет назад +69

    For my tastes, this remains the funniest NC review ever.

    • @toshir0m1
      @toshir0m1 8 лет назад

      I second that. All three in a day of great inspiration ^^

    • @MasterBuilderDragon
      @MasterBuilderDragon 7 лет назад +2

      Mark Lambert It's definitely one of his best

  • @Koridai011
    @Koridai011 4 года назад +10

    16:28 *mati walks in* “Pizza delivery” *bang* “HEART”

  • @SFK360
    @SFK360 7 лет назад +87

    "Why the hell was I in Star Trek 6?"

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 лет назад +1

      James Jackson I’m watching it right now.

    • @Tubewings
      @Tubewings 6 лет назад +7

      He was a Trekkie/Trekker, and his mother was the casting director.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tubewings really?

    • @Tubewings
      @Tubewings 5 лет назад

      @@gothnerd887 Yes, really.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад

      @@Tubewings interesting

  • @Kem1kal13
    @Kem1kal13 8 лет назад +47

    Stephen Dorff looks like a low budget Kiefer Sutherland

  • @BirdHouseBirdy1
    @BirdHouseBirdy1 7 лет назад +15

    The only good thing about that movie was the Nightwish Song; Wish I had an Angel.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 8 лет назад +166

    Unless of course the man was...
    CHUCK NORRIS!

  • @superpan218
    @superpan218 Год назад +19

    Uwe Boll makes Roland Emmerich look like Stanley Kubrick.

    • @xanzibar5374
      @xanzibar5374 3 месяца назад +1

      Even if Emmerich’s films don’t get the best reviews, he says he doesn’t let criticism bother him. He says he does what he loves to do, and that is making “popcorn films”.

    • @superpan218
      @superpan218 3 месяца назад

      @@xanzibar5374 Emmerich is at least more earnest than Uwe Boll. I mean, Emmerich doesn't challenge his critics to boxing matches.

  • @soberossack6610
    @soberossack6610 8 лет назад +25

    This is one of the best reviews. I watched it like 10 times and I gonna watch it again right now

  • @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe
    @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe 5 лет назад +3

    11:01 "We loves Edward, we loves him so much!
    No! We hates Edward, we hates him with all our..."
    That part always kills me

  • @TheGrandOracle
    @TheGrandOracle 6 лет назад +14

    The 2 days to retirement bit cracks me up every time

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 7 лет назад +36

    we need more hawking critic

  • @daltorthedestroyer2016
    @daltorthedestroyer2016 8 лет назад +111

    Such a great video, I miss spoony

    • @link8440
      @link8440 8 лет назад +1

      ?

    • @BetweenTheLyons
      @BetweenTheLyons 8 лет назад +5

      He tweeted a joke about raping another reviewer and thats what got him fired from Channel Awesome.

    • @wedgewoodproductions7383
      @wedgewoodproductions7383 8 лет назад +1

      He had like the best cameo appearances in the entire show.

    • @JacksonJinn
      @JacksonJinn 8 лет назад +38

      Incorrect. The fallout from that (And it was bad, but apologized for and at the time taken in good spirit) was massive yes, but he left on his own terms because the site was just not in a good place at the time. That it happened near the same time was unfortunate timing. Really, the site was a mess of politics, begging for the front page, and shoddy web design that made finding anyone other than "the main reviewers" nearly impossible. Considering they still work together on occasion, it's not as bad a situation as you're implying.

    • @ELEcomments
      @ELEcomments 8 лет назад +5

      I would like to find out what happened to all the other old reveiwers I don't even know how many of them there is lol, whats the other guys name in here other than spoony, and where did he go lol

  • @EricPudalov
    @EricPudalov 8 лет назад +9

    1:57 Never let someone take over your text-to-speech program. It could have serious consequences.

  • @Groypette
    @Groypette 8 лет назад +189

    When we didn't knew that spoony never went to castleton

    • @maxdresser2526
      @maxdresser2526 8 лет назад +22

      He allegedly went and dropped out.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 лет назад +5

      Watch the Bloodrayne review, they actually make a callback joke.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 лет назад +1

      Kiza I still have hope he's working on content, yeah it's been a while but real life happens and the like.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 8 лет назад +3

      I'll assume you haven't followed him on social media for a while. He suffers from pretty severe depression, bi-polar disorder and sleep deprivation. All of those things mix into a cocktail that makes it an effort just to get out of bed.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 лет назад

      wittyreviewer I heard of that but I didn't want to assume without being able to double check. I wish him luck with that stuff.

  • @tedhuggins764
    @tedhuggins764 2 года назад +5

    “Maybe she left her keys inside his mouth and can only get it out with her tongue”
    This is officially the funniest use of a text to speech robot I’ve ever heard on RUclips! And this whole episode is in my top 5 favourite NC videos ever.
    Thank you guys so much for making this masterpiece of a review.

  • @CurlyGurlGamer
    @CurlyGurlGamer 8 лет назад +22

    I swear this is one of my favorite reviews...XD

  • @argella1300
    @argella1300 8 лет назад +27

    Man I remember watching this when it first aired, good times

    • @ernycas1
      @ernycas1 5 лет назад +2

      @fuck kyle Graham
      Jesus Christ, you are an asshole

  • @Ice-Climber
    @Ice-Climber 8 лет назад +36

    8:29 is not from Alone in the Dark. It's actually how Dio Brando got to Egypt for Stardust Crusaders.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 8 лет назад +27

    I want a boxing match, Uwe Boll vs. these 3 guys here.

    • @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520
      @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520 8 лет назад +13

      Doug would use his power to magically make a gun appear. linkara would shatter his ear drums from his high pitched voice and I don't know about spoony... yet

    • @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ
      @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ 8 лет назад +8

      spoony would turn into dr.insano and use his force lighting trick to fry him

  • @juliecroak2239
    @juliecroak2239 4 года назад +13

    I love when you do reviews with Spoony and Linkara. I hope you will do more Uwe Boll movies with them. The three of you are too funny.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 2 года назад +3

      Unlikely to happen as Linkara left Channel Awesome and Spoony…did more than just leave Channel Awesome.

    • @juliehamincheese8500
      @juliehamincheese8500 2 года назад +2

      @@supermariofan03 oh that sucks. I really love them together. Thank you for your reply.

  • @ToastPrime
    @ToastPrime 7 лет назад +13

    I like how for the entire episode, nostalgia critic was doing his best Steven hawking impression.

  • @kadindarklord
    @kadindarklord 5 лет назад +5

    'Hi 90s kid, bye 90s kid.' (how is he alive?)
    'Hi Dr Insano, bye Dr Insano.' (how many times has he been killed?)
    'Hi Ma'ti, bye Ma'ti.' (Oops...)
    'Hi Chester, bye Chester.' (again, how is he alive? That's twice he's been killed now.)
    So...

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 8 лет назад +8

    Oh Mr. Robot and/or Milo Murphy's Law, please give Christian Slater a career again.

  • @oliverjamesatkinson
    @oliverjamesatkinson 8 лет назад +23

    Spoony was the greatest, for so many reasons.
    How do we get the real Spoony back?

  • @chainslawterhd8904
    @chainslawterhd8904 7 лет назад +27

    "I was on my way to get my prostate checked."
    "I suddenly realized I forgot to TiVo Lost."
    "Why the hell was in Rick and Morty?"

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 8 лет назад +41

    Thank god Christian Slater is in Mr Robot.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 4 года назад +2

      Before that,all he had was domestic violence and sexual abuse reports,drug addiction and Alone in the Dark. God bless you Sam Esmail.

  • @BrendanJSmith
    @BrendanJSmith 7 лет назад +15

    Still one of his best videos ever.

  • @ravnholt
    @ravnholt 8 лет назад +7

    dougs expressions in the beginning as Spoony and Linkara drop in a pure comedy gold XD

  • @TheLeo22701
    @TheLeo22701 8 лет назад +3

    "This move is one of the worst things ever made!"
    ~Hears Nightwish's "Wish I had an Angel"~
    "...Ok, It's got one good thing..."

  • @VolvagiasBlaze
    @VolvagiasBlaze 8 лет назад +287

    Honestly, i hate that Uwe Boll was called the modern Ed Wood. As shitty as Ed Wood´s movies are, he at least had a passion and love for his movies, even if they ended up being big bombs, Uwe Boll makes movie in order to screw people out of their money. He´s more like the Donald Trump of movies.

    • @simonmagnusson4303
      @simonmagnusson4303 8 лет назад +6

      more likr evry politician ever.

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 8 лет назад +24

      You are right, I can at least respect a shitty creator that has passion, Uwe just makes intentionally bad movies to take profit of the whole german tax laws, he doesn't give a damn about what he makes.

    • @VolvagiasBlaze
      @VolvagiasBlaze 8 лет назад +11

      Jack Rose Reviews
      i read this a long time ago so forgive my probably bad memory, but if i remember the german government wanted german cinema to not be made outside of germany so they decided to make certain changes that made it a lot more atractive to remain in Germany. They supported the movies and if the movie didn´t make it´s money back, the government would pay enough money so that the movie breaks even. Again, not sure if i´m remembering this right, so take this with a grain of salt

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 8 лет назад +38

      he's a con artist. his entire career is just a front for his producers-esque scheme of profiting off of flops.

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 7 лет назад +18

      Also, Uwe Boll's never going to get a movie made about him starring Johnny Depp.

  • @brendaneicher2154
    @brendaneicher2154 8 лет назад +51

    "I like to wear women's clothing!" XD that was hillarious!

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +2

      A lot of people likes to wear women's clothing

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 3 года назад +1

      Where’s the 10 hour loop video of it? 😂😂

    • @kodybuffettwilson
      @kodybuffettwilson 2 года назад

      @@Liggliluff Yeah, women.

  • @RandumbDoomer
    @RandumbDoomer 8 лет назад +82

    BREAKING NEWS: Uwe Boll has quit the movie business.

    • @Bloodpasta97
      @Bloodpasta97 8 лет назад

      Randumb Shouldn't it be good news

    • @RandumbDoomer
      @RandumbDoomer 8 лет назад +5

      SunnyD Wukong Breaking news isn't always bad news, dude...

    • @Bloodpasta97
      @Bloodpasta97 8 лет назад

      ***** Oh My bad

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 7 лет назад +2

      REJOICE!

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 лет назад +5

      He quit because nobody wanted to fund his next projects on Kickstarter, including a sequel to Postal. As a response, he made a video name-calling everyone an asshole (and that was unintentionally hilarious) So basically, it's good news

  • @huntermooney143
    @huntermooney143 10 месяцев назад +4

    Knowing that Spoony is a die hard MST3K fan, I'm wondering if him wearing the Castleton shirt is a reference to the Time Chasers episode.

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 8 лет назад +5

    Man, it's been such a long time since I've watched the old stuff. I'd forgotten how great Linkara and Spoony were as a team.

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 5 лет назад +13

    I miss classic Channel Awesome. Before everything went to hell, Nostalgia Critic didn’t have sidekicks and Spoony was still..... well Spoony :(

  • @deathwatch962
    @deathwatch962 8 лет назад +18

    Oh wow, this one's a classic.

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 7 лет назад +5

    23:13 "Wish I had an angel" from Nightwish :)

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief Год назад +3

    Doug's acting is great in this. You can see the attitude, what he's thinking etc just by his facial expressions.

  • @pretzelthedude
    @pretzelthedude 5 лет назад +9

    I miss these 3 together. Sad that time and egos seem to have destroyed such a beautiful thing.

    • @MrBleachfreak247
      @MrBleachfreak247 2 года назад +3

      I don't know if you've seen but there was a public letter signed by a lot of people that worked for NC and his brother calling them out for years of abuse

  • @antonmasters8626
    @antonmasters8626 3 года назад +5

    This is my favorite NC episode.
    Miss these three ripping into Boll.
    Funny now that he's retired from filmmaking since nobody would find his gofundme and indiegogo pages lol

  • @canadmexi
    @canadmexi 5 лет назад +7

    Something about Doug's words coming out of a computer makes the sarcastic comments even funnier!

  • @faruway
    @faruway 8 лет назад +5

    Love when the 3 Shmuckheads shooting and poses for snapshots in the darkness during that 'whole fight scene shot in the dark so you can't see any action' XD

  • @josephwilber5529
    @josephwilber5529 Год назад +3

    “I brought science!” I love Dr. Insano. Looking back on these reviews makes me miss The Spoony One. Hope he’s doing well! 🙏

  • @diamondsnake1273
    @diamondsnake1273 8 лет назад +40

    I used to watch Spoony videos - FF/Ultima/Reb Brown series are my favorite. Where is he now?

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 лет назад +3

      Check his Patreon comments to find out.

    • @gameswithhistory
      @gameswithhistory 8 лет назад +5

      Oh god, love spoony hope hes still around its been a month since he posted anything on youtube :(

    • @ttvCarn
      @ttvCarn 8 лет назад +21

      He's too busy scamming people on Patreon and making no content whatsoever

    • @aguynamedjames8956
      @aguynamedjames8956 8 лет назад +2

      you can't prove that but you know your kinda right i mean were's the movie he promised us?

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 лет назад

      Aguynameddude What do you mean, you can't prove that? Of course you can prove that. It's already been proven.

  • @juangaribay2045
    @juangaribay2045 4 года назад +7

    This trio is such a great and amazing combination

  • @CaesarReichSadler
    @CaesarReichSadler 8 лет назад +55

    which is worst? this movie or the recent game?

    • @AppetiteForIllusions
      @AppetiteForIllusions 8 лет назад

      We don't mention that game.

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 лет назад +35

      The movie. At least it has a working multiplayer.

    • @deadhunt4939
      @deadhunt4939 8 лет назад

      I AM THE FWAKING UNIVERZEEE

    • @SomerankeroffYT
      @SomerankeroffYT 8 лет назад +7

      *alone* in the dark. A MULTIPLAYER shooter.

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 8 лет назад +14

      The sad thing is that the PS1 is a hidden gem with tight controls, good graphics and the best Edward design, the old PC games are good also.

  • @DKZK21
    @DKZK21 8 лет назад +4

    Oh man, this takes me back to the good ol' days when Spoony was a young man full of creative energy. At least his old stuff is still around in some form or another.

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 8 лет назад +9

    Quick, somebody call Spoony and Linkara.
    We need another Three Smuckheads.

  • @NICE-EYES
    @NICE-EYES 3 года назад +8

    All joking aside about how bad this film is. You can tell how little fucks are given with a story like this, when the idea of this tribe discovering this other world is what the story should be about, not some dude killing a few creatures from said world.

    • @zionleach3001
      @zionleach3001 2 года назад

      Or maybe Carnby figures out what happened and close the portal? 🤷

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill Год назад +6

    Left to Right: Wolowitz, Sheldon, Leonard

  • @Disconnectmyself
    @Disconnectmyself 8 лет назад +7

    Please make another Uwe Boll movie review with Spoony and Linkara.

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 5 лет назад +7

    I now want to see a boxing match between Uwe Boll and Danny Bonaduce.

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 7 лет назад +28

    20:31 I'm Acting
    I Like To Wear Women's Clothing I Like To Wear Women's Clothing

  • @gman987
    @gman987 2 года назад +13

    I love how they count Dr Insano as an “innocent civilian” 🤣

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 лет назад +9

    Wait... he was on a plane! Why did the kid say not to be afraid of the dark! There’s no darkness on a plane at day!