Jaws 3 - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @_thesleister_626
    @_thesleister_626 7 лет назад +1029

    1. Jaws
    2. Jaws 2
    3. Jaws 3
    4. Jaws: The Revenge
    5. Jaws V
    6. Jaws goes to hell
    7. Jaws takes Manhattan
    8. Jaws vs Mecha Jaws
    9. Jaws in Space
    10. Jaws X
    11. Jaws in the Sharknado
    12. Jaws vs Godzilla
    13. Jaws a Christmas Carol
    14. Zombie Jaws
    15. Jaws: out of time
    16. Jaws vs Chuck Norris
    17. Super Jaws
    18. Jaws in the army
    19. Jaws 19

    • @arizonaFIREent
      @arizonaFIREent 6 лет назад +37

      Master Ki-Adi-Mundi then J20

    • @Raptor3698
      @Raptor3698 6 лет назад +30

      WTF! Is this real?? Usually sequels burn out by the 3rd (unless it’s Marvel)

    • @Raptor3698
      @Raptor3698 6 лет назад +13

      Wait nvm.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 лет назад +7

      XD

    • @solidsnake4214
      @solidsnake4214 6 лет назад +29

      JAWS: Army of JAWSes

  • @leaf0nthewind625
    @leaf0nthewind625 3 года назад +317

    My grandma saw this with my dad before I was born, they had to leave the theater because she was laughing so loud.

  • @scarlettbandit2803
    @scarlettbandit2803 8 лет назад +309

    "Oh no! 80's CGI and it's coming right at me!!!"

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 3 года назад +3

      *80s

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 3 года назад

      @@some_metalhead
      Huh?

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 3 года назад

      @@AlphaQHard *80’s is not plural for the 1980s, it literally is “80 is”.

    • @stephenfox8685
      @stephenfox8685 3 года назад +3

      It's not CGI. Or any animation. It's 3D. Crap 3D.

    • @slevenmcdicheal
      @slevenmcdicheal 2 года назад

      It's bad blue screen, not really cgi

  • @VGA_Guy
    @VGA_Guy 8 лет назад +647

    My grandfather actually worked on the special effects for jaws 3, specifically the part where jaws crashes through the glass.
    That scene was originally COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, a jaws prop was on a rail so he could be dropped onto a pane of glass with water on top of it. The camera had a plastic bag over it so it wouldn't get wet. Unfortunately either the SFX company or the movie company was bought out and he left the company, the scene he worked on was removed and replaced with the one that is in the movie now.

    • @THEremiXFACTOR
      @THEremiXFACTOR 6 лет назад +81

      That's awesome. It's a shame they couldn't come up with something more realistic.

    • @kittylover62
      @kittylover62 6 лет назад +70

      The original idea sounds WAY better than what they came up with

    • @jayisgreg1787
      @jayisgreg1787 6 лет назад +37

      That sounds like it could've been a really cool effect.

    • @planetjagorz2379
      @planetjagorz2379 5 лет назад +22

      Badass, my dad works on character CGI for video games such as Doom 4, Wolfenstein, Metroid, and the first Darksiders

    • @ethanschultz5744
      @ethanschultz5744 5 лет назад +1

      Really that's awesome!!!😀

  • @damonr.1098
    @damonr.1098 7 лет назад +568

    "The shark still looks fake."
    - Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly from Back to the Future Part II

    • @leestenson6975
      @leestenson6975 6 лет назад +20

      Lets not forget Marty Mcfly screamed like a little bitch at the fake looking shark right before he said that

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 5 лет назад +14

      Lee Stenson It's 2019 and still no jaws 19

    • @timothymorris157
      @timothymorris157 5 лет назад +9

      Marty your mother’s in this movie! What are the odds?

    • @JamesNerdMan85
      @JamesNerdMan85 4 года назад +2

      Timothy Morris
      Marty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Slowly Backs Up)

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 4 года назад

      Funny, since Mary's mom is in this.

  • @KubatheChangeling
    @KubatheChangeling 8 лет назад +39

    Around 4:16 - 4:36
    (Response to that scene.)
    "I'll have what they're having."

    • @brianyuellig95
      @brianyuellig95 4 года назад +1

      Me too I want some of that shit LOL!!!!!!!!!!

    • @WilsTube
      @WilsTube 3 года назад

      Check please!

  • @18iveyje
    @18iveyje 8 лет назад +509

    According to Back to The Future part II, jaws is supposed to be at its19th installment.

    • @PetaHatingChris42
      @PetaHatingChris42 8 лет назад +77

      And yet the shark still looks fake.

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 8 лет назад +18

      Marvel will be there soon enough.

    • @PetaHatingChris42
      @PetaHatingChris42 8 лет назад +4

      ***** Too many.

    • @cdh98
      @cdh98 8 лет назад +9

      just change jaws to fast and furious and you will get there soon

    • @JamesPolymer
      @JamesPolymer 8 лет назад +6

      You want to have your mind blown?
      _Jaws 19_ was in fact made in 2015; www.imdb.com/title/tt5033000/

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle 6 лет назад +111

    "We only have hours to escape! HOURS!!!"
    Still gets me every time!!

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 8 лет назад +223

    I can't stop replaying 6:38 over and over. I'm pissing myself laughing!

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 6 лет назад +10

      AHHHHHHHH im gonna fall over

    • @Goddessvenom
      @Goddessvenom 5 лет назад +16

      Fuck I wasn’t expecting that and laughed so hard I woke up my husband upstairs 😂

    • @KOOPAS1234
      @KOOPAS1234 Год назад

      THERE'S A SHARK BITCH! RUN!

  • @Nirakolov
    @Nirakolov 8 лет назад +328

    Coral theft is actually a REAL problem, moreso now than in 83

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 8 лет назад +12

      does Rick know?

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP 8 лет назад +10

      I was kinda expecting PETA, actually.

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 8 лет назад +21

      +Nirakolov
      True, but climate change and pollution do even greater damage then theft.

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 7 лет назад +12

      Kaefer1973 yes, but coral is an essential part of many marine ecosystems. climate change actually affects coral, as a change in temperature can cause it to bleach (and bleached coral doesn't survive for very long). both climate change and destruction to coral reefs are huge issues that pose a danger to the earth and the organisms living on it.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 лет назад

      Jack Becquerel
      Yep.

  • @Blaziken36
    @Blaziken36 8 лет назад +383

    Looking forward to Jaws 18

    • @SallyStangler
      @SallyStangler 8 лет назад +17

      Your reference will not go unnoticed

    • @monkey9208
      @monkey9208 8 лет назад

      when?

    • @painitful
      @painitful 8 лет назад +1

      isn't it Jaws 32

    • @monkey9208
      @monkey9208 8 лет назад

      +Aryn BLackND wait i think i saw you on veturtiantale

    • @plottwist3364
      @plottwist3364 8 лет назад +7

      The shark still looks fake

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 8 лет назад +97

    I just realized the sound of the table getting smashed against from the making out joke is from Jurassic Park whenever Malcolm hits the table during the lunch scene.

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte 8 лет назад +128

    "Shark still looks fake"
    -Marty McFly

    • @coledakers6127
      @coledakers6127 5 месяцев назад +1

      “Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III here!”
      -Goldie Wilson III

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 8 лет назад +173

    This film makes 'Jaws 2' look like a timeless classic.; That's how horrible it is.

    • @randomvids1231000
      @randomvids1231000 8 лет назад +40

      Well Jaws 2 was an ok sequel unlike 3 and 4.

    • @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
      @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE 4 года назад +13

      @@randomvids1231000 At least we cared about the characters in Jaws 2. Poor Eddie. And the audience cheered when the shark bit the cable.
      In Jaws 3 , you don't care about the characters. Jaws The Revenge..... I felt sorrier for poor Christie Atkins in the beginning of Jaws than I felt for Sean Brody in the forth flic.

    • @randomvids1231000
      @randomvids1231000 4 года назад +7

      @@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE Three years later I can still say with certainty that Jaws 2 is still a rather okay sequel, although rather unnecessary.
      As for 3 and 4 those are still dogshit.

    • @RJIS
      @RJIS 4 года назад +5

      I’m probably the only person who likes Jaws 2 the most lol

    • @patrickgogan3517
      @patrickgogan3517 3 года назад

      @@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE eddies actor died irl a few years back too i think

  • @Nazrat84
    @Nazrat84 8 лет назад +314

    "3D is all over the place nowadays!"
    Boy time flies! We've moved onto VR since then.

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 8 лет назад +11

      Not for movies

    • @Nazrat84
      @Nazrat84 8 лет назад +8

      Scott Sandler But would we WANT that?

    • @Nazrat84
      @Nazrat84 8 лет назад +6

      ***** What's wrong with you?

    • @emmae2002
      @emmae2002 8 лет назад +3

      +Nazrat84 nothing VR so far has been fucking amazing

    • @fradlas9494
      @fradlas9494 8 лет назад +11

      meh, vr costs a fuckton of money, therefore it's not all over the place

  • @dangerdavemartin9597
    @dangerdavemartin9597 5 лет назад +43

    Jaws: GOLD
    Jaws 2: Didn't need to happen but still good
    Jaws 3D: Crap but still fun, if you watch it with Friday the 13th kind of eyes
    Jaws: The Revenge: GARBAGE

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 4 года назад +2

      Jaws 4
      Garbage from King Garbage of the Garbage Dynasty

    • @ChrisG87
      @ChrisG87 2 года назад +1

      You are absolutely right. At least, this movie had some ridiculous cheese in it, with the laughable effects and editing. You can still ENJOY it, even though it is, undoubtedly, a bad movie.
      Jaws: The Revenge had NO redeeming qualities whatsoever. None. Zip. Zero. Zilch.

  • @maximumrisk2004
    @maximumrisk2004 8 лет назад +75

    4:30 I hope I am not the only one who couldnt stop imagining the guy smashing the other womens face into the desk repeatedly.

  • @numbjuhnu
    @numbjuhnu 5 лет назад +31

    6:38 ''There's a shark, bitch! Run!'' I love that mouth sync XD

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 8 лет назад +310

    An old NC I haven't seen before? Awesome!

    • @thischannelisnowdefunct
      @thischannelisnowdefunct 8 лет назад +3

      nice profile pic

    • @sheaz7553
      @sheaz7553 8 лет назад +18

      Now with more cancer

    • @nekonesan9112
      @nekonesan9112 8 лет назад +6

      Channel... awesome!
      I'm so, so sorry.

    • @EthanSchmethan
      @EthanSchmethan 8 лет назад +1

      +NekoNēsan you should be

    • @adrenacrumb
      @adrenacrumb 8 лет назад +6

      You've seen it. Your crack cocaine intake has just been t toxic levels since. You'll be back in a wee with the same comment.

  • @BotWhisperer
    @BotWhisperer 3 года назад +53

    Wow! That "There's a shark bitch Run!", flawlessly dubbed over that dolphin and now I'll never unsee that when I watch this movie

    • @cyborgninja5489
      @cyborgninja5489 Год назад

      How often are you watching this movie?

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, that was funny. Nostalgia Critic makes these terrible movies watchable.

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin 7 лет назад +214

    I really want a Jaws movie taking place in Maine, they could get Steven King to write it.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 6 лет назад +20

      Jaws vs. It vs. The Tommyknockers

    • @squecch1278
      @squecch1278 5 лет назад +12

      @@mitchfletcher2386 vs the langoliers (that the teeth at the end look better than)

    • @JamesNerdMan85
      @JamesNerdMan85 4 года назад +5

      Hollywood would go broke the second it hits theaters

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 4 года назад +7

      in it, jaws would become a writer and former alcoholic with an asshole, hypocritically religious, overbearing father and a group of colorful outcast friends that get involved in a supernatural mystery, which will ultimately help solve their personal issues by the end, all while being pestered by stereotypical bully's with no redeeming quality's. (and at least *one* moment of someone turning into a cartoon character)

  • @grobanlover292
    @grobanlover292 8 лет назад +116

    7:19 the Cinema Snob has HAIR?

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 8 лет назад +2

      Until about a year, maybe 18 months ago.

    • @SaurAuteur
      @SaurAuteur 8 лет назад +1

      He also has yet to witness the miracle of "Tequila & Bonetti"

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 8 лет назад +2

      Maybe he has, but that was 90's, I'm sure Manimal remains the champion of the 80's to him.

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 8 лет назад +3

      Classic Critic with Snob cameo (circa 2010). Talking about the legendary Manimal!

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 7 лет назад +3

      And wolfmans gots nards

  • @tommync2010
    @tommync2010 5 лет назад +159

    Interesting fact the shark is not named Jaws it's actually name is Bruce named after Steven Spielberg's lawyer

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 года назад +13

      I saw the shark at Universal Studios once. Off-screen he's a real down to earth kinda guy.

    • @aksalaheddine78
      @aksalaheddine78 4 года назад +17

      Also fun fact, the shark in finding Nemo was named Bruce as a reference to jaws.

    • @PixarShark
      @PixarShark 4 года назад +2

      @@LadyOnikara A little stiff and attached to his work. 😝 But a cool guy.

    • @King-xe3kt
      @King-xe3kt 3 года назад +1

      It’s a different shark every movie ya know

    • @Flcracker921
      @Flcracker921 3 года назад

      That was the original shark from the first film.

  • @thebitgamer2425
    @thebitgamer2425 6 лет назад +23

    10:06 he literally freaked out saying for them to get out of the water but pushed that guy INTO the water 😂

  • @uglymarigold
    @uglymarigold 8 лет назад +140

    that yellow submarine joke tho

    • @patpower5974
      @patpower5974 6 лет назад +4

      why is there sub filled with water isnt the point of a sub not too be in diving equipment

  • @svenjansen2134
    @svenjansen2134 8 лет назад +17

    Jaws 1 was on Dutch tv last night. That Indianapolis speech by Robert Shaw... What a powerful scene!

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 7 лет назад +26

    Jaws
    Jaws2
    Jaws3
    Jaws the revenge
    Jaws return to Amity
    Mecha jaws
    Space jaws
    Jaws goes to hell
    Jaws x
    Jaws vs. Mecha jaws
    Jaws Resurrection
    Man that shark always looked fake

  • @Mark3Spark
    @Mark3Spark 8 лет назад +109

    it's like advertising Disney world with more crocodiles ...

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 6 лет назад

      Mark Spark Or more measles

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 6 лет назад +2

      That's not a thing to make fun of. A little boy lost his life and Disney admitted that there had been a critical error in them not monitoring the population of the crocs. But making jokes about this isn't funny.

    • @wireoneunplugged
      @wireoneunplugged 6 лет назад +4

      Odd Eyes94 oh shut up pansy ass

    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 6 лет назад

      Too soon XD

    • @Emisop
      @Emisop 4 года назад +2

      @@oddeyes9413 And the parent's fault for not paying attention to their kid.

  • @rurushu8094
    @rurushu8094 6 лет назад +16

    Imagine someone walking in on critic while he was recording 4:18

  • @MichaelJones-es7kh
    @MichaelJones-es7kh 7 лет назад +33

    4:18-4:37 that was more convincing than this movie's 3D 😂

  • @RiderNexus
    @RiderNexus 8 лет назад +74

    Manimal actually sounds kinda awesome

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 8 лет назад +6

      it didn't even laast a year D:

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 8 лет назад +3

      RiderNexus It was AWESOME.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 6 лет назад +2

      I saw it being referenced on a Robot Chicken episode.

    • @hra_Najimi99
      @hra_Najimi99 6 лет назад

      @@mitchfletcher2386
      It's even mentioned in... *groan* Teen Titans Go.

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 5 лет назад +4

      The concept was awesome. The execution was terrible though. It definitely begs for a reboot with real changing effects versus what the show did. The late Simon Macorkindale did the best he could with what he was given.

  • @AlbertCalis
    @AlbertCalis 6 лет назад +8

    7:19 - When both NC and CinemaSnob has full heads of hair, before they decided to go completely head-shaved.

  • @KnufWons
    @KnufWons 7 лет назад +37

    By the end of this movie, I was laughing hysterically at the terrible effects

  • @Tubewings
    @Tubewings 8 лет назад +12

    0:07; Obviously, a reference to "Kickassia".

  • @jake06750
    @jake06750 6 лет назад +20

    The original is a classic. I had no idea there were sequels to Jaws until a few years ago. Honestly, they just don't seem necessary. The shark literally got BLOWN UP at the end of the film!

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 6 лет назад +5

      Jake Hill the trailer to Jaws 2 summed up the loophole in one sentence:
      “In all the vast and unknown depths of the ocean...how could there have only been one?...”
      As in sharks. These are all different sharks but they’re still quite big

    • @Mattheq
      @Mattheq 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, but there are plenty of fish in the sea

  • @13TriplesSs
    @13TriplesSs 8 лет назад +72

    God damnit Critic my father is in the room next to me! He'll wonder why the porn sounds shittier than normal!

  • @cooperbourke7717
    @cooperbourke7717 Год назад +5

    "And that's Jaws 3D, or as I like to call it: Shit." I was dying from laughter.

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus 8 лет назад +54

    8:55 HE KNOWS WHAT THAT IS!?! O-O

    • @jsCP94
      @jsCP94 8 лет назад +3

      IKR, I had to pause the video to process that.

    • @JasTheFagge
      @JasTheFagge 8 лет назад +35

      Yes, a person on the internet knows what Hentai is.
      Really????

    • @The_PokeSaurus
      @The_PokeSaurus 8 лет назад +4

      Silhouetters I just never expected Critic to say it!

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 8 лет назад +15

      everyone knows what that is

    • @calicolate
      @calicolate 8 лет назад +1

      +IceHighwind Lol right

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso7711 8 лет назад +69

    ... But... WHAT ABAOUT DOLPHINS???

    • @ZNKChannel
      @ZNKChannel 8 лет назад +17

      (cue booming angelic music) Flipper... will LIVE. (NC squees & flails his arms with giddiness)

    • @Snakeofwrath
      @Snakeofwrath 8 лет назад +15

      Dolphins will live

    • @albertoamoruso7711
      @albertoamoruso7711 8 лет назад +11

      Ehhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeee!!!!

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 8 лет назад +13

      This movie is all wet, it's completely useless now!

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 7 лет назад +2

      DOLPHIN PUNCH!

  • @Fender666Bass
    @Fender666Bass 5 лет назад +30

    That "incident in Nevada" line hasn't aged particularly well.

    • @stealth1692
      @stealth1692 3 года назад

      Why what happened

    • @Fender666Bass
      @Fender666Bass 3 года назад +2

      @@stealth1692 The worst mass shooting in U.S. history happened in Las Vegas. 58 people were killed and more than 800 were injured.

    • @stealth1692
      @stealth1692 3 года назад +1

      @@Fender666Bass oh right I heard about that I honestly thought you were talking about something else

    • @c.d.rstudios4691
      @c.d.rstudios4691 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was a Tremors refference

    • @robrophside3691
      @robrophside3691 3 года назад +3

      It's because the video came out just after Kickassia

  • @Maniac536
    @Maniac536 6 лет назад +8

    13:13 I wonder if chuck Norris has seen this

    • @dragondaveltd1992
      @dragondaveltd1992 Год назад +1

      Chuck Norris, riding a shark just as big as JAWS!!! 🦈

  • @CharlieSpencers
    @CharlieSpencers 8 лет назад +4

    1:38: To be fair, that looks to be a Giant Grouper (Epinephalus lanceolatus), a fish which can exceed 2 metres in length. That is one fish that doesn't f@ck around. In fact, most sharks actively avoid it in fear of being eaten. (Although a Great White probably wouldn't)

  • @atomicphizzion4712
    @atomicphizzion4712 8 лет назад +13

    "Disney World, Now with more cancer"
    My favorite quote from the critic so far.

  • @strawberryfields9762
    @strawberryfields9762 6 лет назад +27

    13:12 the greatest Nostalgia Critic moment in history👌🏻

  • @kingofsovietlizards8704
    @kingofsovietlizards8704 8 лет назад +510

    Disney World: Now with more cancer

    • @hugenerdwithnomoney1980
      @hugenerdwithnomoney1980 8 лет назад +7

      noice xD 10/10 joke

    • @JimLuum
      @JimLuum 8 лет назад +8

      Fun for all the family, especially for the elders!

    • @naciolarrazabal9835
      @naciolarrazabal9835 8 лет назад +12

      How about......... Disney World now with final destination.

    • @kennywu8522
      @kennywu8522 8 лет назад +16

      now could be Disney World: Now with more alligators

    • @liamwebster3862
      @liamwebster3862 8 лет назад +5

      Disney World! Now with Jason Voorhees!

  • @foxhound13
    @foxhound13 8 лет назад +19

    I remember watching this at 9 at my house for a slumber party. we threw a lot of popcorn at the tv for how bad this was.

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 8 лет назад +103

    04:46 I'm kinkshaming!

    • @fruit86
      @fruit86 8 лет назад +1

      Wow

    • @sirbeary6438
      @sirbeary6438 8 лет назад +2

      wink wink

    • @chromaphasia453
      @chromaphasia453 8 лет назад

      Why are most of the profiles steven universe gems... Heck even 2 of them are peridot

    • @lesliesalas6389
      @lesliesalas6389 8 лет назад +1

      +Baron1170 4 Why not? In my opinion, it's a pretty good show :)

    • @naplockblubba5369
      @naplockblubba5369 8 лет назад

      THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER LOOK A ROCK IN THE EYE!

  • @RRC_Cinema
    @RRC_Cinema 7 лет назад +84

    6:38
    THERE'S A SHARK BITCH!!!! RUN!!!!
    XD

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Год назад +5

    Fun Fact: Sharks don’t like to eat humans as we don’t have as much fat as they’d like

  • @adeadchannel4129
    @adeadchannel4129 8 лет назад +15

    5:00 OH NO CALL THE NAVY...NO...THE MARINES!!

  • @peggyfillmore1971
    @peggyfillmore1971 7 лет назад +145

    anyone notice the fish head in the beginning is still breathing 😁

    • @alexandrajackson7386
      @alexandrajackson7386 6 лет назад +15

      That was weird.

    • @chro4hugo215
      @chro4hugo215 6 лет назад +13

      I agree the breathing fish head isn’t scary it’s just weird

    • @thickerconstrictor9037
      @thickerconstrictor9037 6 лет назад +26

      It was done purposely to show the brain was still working. Similar to body parts twitching after being cut off

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 5 лет назад +9

      That happens to dead humans as well on occasion.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, bullshit. Gills don't work like that

  • @lupinvash3
    @lupinvash3 7 лет назад +68

    "Well all I can say is, I'm worried! We're in a lousy horror movie, and I'm the only black person around! Clearly I need to hire some more black people!"
    Oh look, another black guy. I guess that gives Calvin a fighting chance to survive this movie, doesn't it.
    "Phew! Thank god I hired that other black guy! I guess lousy killer monsters really do prefer dark meat! Later!"

    • @leopoldwhiskers9640
      @leopoldwhiskers9640 7 лет назад +2

      I actually reasmd along to this

    • @themadcommenter1720
      @themadcommenter1720 6 лет назад +1

      I told my friend to watch this video just so he could read your comment. He laughed really hard at it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrsircharles2120
    @mrsircharles2120 6 лет назад +4

    4:33 started as making out...
    Now they’re getting beaten by Krusty The Clown

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 7 лет назад +16

    13:07-13:11.; I miss The Nostalgia Critic's "Chuck Norris!" running joke/meme.

  • @HEYitzED
    @HEYitzED 5 лет назад +7

    That glass breaking scene will never get old. Best special effects I’ve ever seen.

  • @wanderingfanboy2566
    @wanderingfanboy2566 5 лет назад +2

    When i saw this i instantly thought of this, my apologies in advance.
    13:54
    THE WORLD~!
    One second has passed.........
    *swims closer*
    Two seconds have passed......
    *vanish*
    Three seconds have passed......
    *smashes face against glass*
    Four seconds have passed....
    *slowly moves back and charges as glass breaks*
    Time has begun to move again.

  • @spideyviewer327
    @spideyviewer327 8 лет назад +9

    6:24 This meme will NEVER die!

  • @cocodriloco7780
    @cocodriloco7780 7 лет назад +26

    6:38 That was perfect! xD

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 7 лет назад +28

    6:37 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 My Words Exactly

  • @mrbrucejaws1257
    @mrbrucejaws1257 6 лет назад +4

    The Beatles in 05:34. The only problem with this song. It sounds like a 90s kid show when you think about. & reminds me of Magic School Bus & Captain Planet.

  • @BJ64Th3M0v13f4n
    @BJ64Th3M0v13f4n 7 лет назад +21

    CHUCK NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS RIDING A SHARK AS BIG AS JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @royconnar9095
    @royconnar9095 8 лет назад +22

    I love how they put the baby shark inside an tank that's only an few feet inches below the audiences waist😖

  • @atomicphizzion4712
    @atomicphizzion4712 8 лет назад +6

    4:23 okay critic that's enough.

  • @stefert786
    @stefert786 8 лет назад +21

    4:03 Trump's campaign manager

  • @edwardenderman649
    @edwardenderman649 7 лет назад +10

    That 3-D arm looks like something monty python animated

  • @nickprice8907
    @nickprice8907 7 лет назад +6

    5:03 oh, those no good coral stealers!

  • @Waltersop
    @Waltersop 2 года назад +9

    As someone who doesnt like modern NC, its good to see that i still genuinely laugh at those classics

  • @chibiprussia5574
    @chibiprussia5574 8 лет назад +28

    A shark attacking an underwater tunnel is not realistic in terms of how a shark works

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 8 лет назад +5

      Neither is breaking the bars of a cage that easily or attacking the command center. Or the nibbling. Or the fact that marine biologists accidentally poisoned a shark. There's a lot wrong with this movie.

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 8 лет назад

      Marshal Mathers The first one is a classic

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 8 лет назад +1

      "Chibi Prussia"?! Do you know anything about Prussia?

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 8 лет назад +1

      Lord Kaisertum of All Creation I am a tiny person in real life xD
      Small channel, but an awesome person, so it fits.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 8 лет назад +1

      Chibi Prussia No. It doesn't. Because you clearly don't know shit about the glorious German Empire.

  • @YukiKitty
    @YukiKitty 8 лет назад +14

    I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I reupload it so you don't have to!

  • @jamesesw
    @jamesesw 8 лет назад +44

    Honestly the Cinema Snob part sounds way more interesting.

  • @eternalypissed
    @eternalypissed 8 лет назад +210

    Since we're on the topic of sharks and underwater facilities... "Deep Blue Sea" please!!!!!!

    • @lelouchstrife1891
      @lelouchstrife1891 6 лет назад +4

      did you know there's a number 2

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 6 лет назад +8

      Lelouch Strife- No way??? Hahahaha... XD if there is a ghost of Samue L. Jackson screaming he has enough this motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking sea, my life will be complete

    • @lelouchstrife1891
      @lelouchstrife1891 6 лет назад +1

      not that I know of release date is april 2018,meanwhile we should really get angry joe to watch jaws 3 cause we know how much he loves 3d

    • @gavingamers27wz52
      @gavingamers27wz52 6 лет назад

      ...

    • @Swarnted158
      @Swarnted158 5 лет назад +1

      Did you know that Deep Blue Sea it's a remake of Jaws 3?...look at the similarities

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 7 лет назад +17

    When you realize that people wrote a script, went through all this production and directed this and said: this is fine

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 7 лет назад +3

      Not only that but sea world saw this as well and decided that it was fine to let them use sea world as the setting.

    • @mackenziecarver6807
      @mackenziecarver6807 2 года назад

      Fun fact: this movie was the only movie the director ever directed.

  • @vengefulforces7395
    @vengefulforces7395 8 лет назад +4

    14:01 Jaws used her stand, Za Warudo!!!

  • @nothingdoing4
    @nothingdoing4 3 года назад +1

    "Dennis Quaid stated in a 2015 interview that, of all his films, he made the most aggressive use of cocaine during the filming of Jaws 3D, and that he was high on the drug in 'every frame' in which he appears.[18] "
    Jaws 3..not even once.

  • @stratkids
    @stratkids 6 лет назад +9

    So maybe jaws 3 was jaws 2's daughter and she looses one of her pups
    Jaws 4 could possibly be one of her pups that is still alive
    I believe that she had more than one shark pup

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Год назад +1

    13:38 Movie's worst 3D effect you'll ever seen in your entire life!!!
    My god, she's very, very, very, very, very slowly coming towards us!
    We only have got hours to escape!
    HOURS!!!

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 8 лет назад +105

    This moive would be better if everyone was replaced by Taz.

  • @christinefury7839
    @christinefury7839 6 лет назад +1

    Jaws 3-D was nominated for 5 razzies back in 1983. Well deserved. In 20-30 years people will say the same about those films being nominated for razzies now but sadly they're currently too blind to see how well deserved razzies are for the films they like to defend...now.

  • @kevinthetruckdriver353
    @kevinthetruckdriver353 5 лет назад +3

    6:40 - Dolphin: *"There's a shark, Bitch. Run!!* 😅 😅 😂 😂 🤣 🤣

  • @simplysilentfog9254
    @simplysilentfog9254 7 лет назад +1

    (When 4:18 comes around)
    QUIT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF MR. HOOPER!

  • @dynamitetrickster2504
    @dynamitetrickster2504 8 лет назад +67

    Oh C'mon! British food isn't bad... Depending where you go.

    • @aaronhinton3446
      @aaronhinton3446 8 лет назад +1

      +rodolfo quesada guido I'm British and I hate fish and chips, chicken pie is good though👌🏼

    • @mazdaford8547
      @mazdaford8547 8 лет назад

      i mean our food is fine since we are multi cultural, but pure British dishes are kinda bland to most people

    • @mr.shepherd_1776
      @mr.shepherd_1776 8 лет назад

      I like fish n chips

    • @bartomiejkumor9375
      @bartomiejkumor9375 8 лет назад +3

      It's not really bad, just bland compared to other European food. French, Spanish, Italian, Portugese etc. just beat any British food.

    • @jungla3
      @jungla3 8 лет назад +1

      I've been to London for two weeks, Brighton for two weeks and rented an apartment in Manchester for a month. I have yet to find any British food that I would consider better than "Almost okay". Most of it made me feel quite sick- even when I was eating salad it didn't feel like I was eating anything healthy. Maybe people are used to it if they live in Britain, but as someone from Sweden I had to lower my standards quite a bit xD

  • @yeetthebeatout6906
    @yeetthebeatout6906 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact:
    Sharks, including great whites, actually avoid dolphins since they are known to be so violent that they murder baby porpoises and dolphins for fun.

  • @lwanco1018
    @lwanco1018 8 лет назад +4

    My mom was in this movie as random person on the bleachers, and she was only in it so she could get into Sea World for free. Also thanks Brad for introducing me to Manimal.

  • @jaysongillott9106
    @jaysongillott9106 7 лет назад +4

    0:08 NEVADA IS NOT PRONOUNCED LIKE THAT!!!!!

  • @themeanhornet1070
    @themeanhornet1070 Год назад +4

    Jaws 3 is going to be my 80s costume.

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Год назад +1

    2010: Disney World: Now With More Cancer! 2:20
    2023: Disney World: Now with more injuries and fatal Heart Attacks!
    (Please Don't Sue Us!)

  • @sierramccutchen3531
    @sierramccutchen3531 8 лет назад +4

    "Are these two going to stop making out?": a question you continue to ask yourself all throughout high school.

  • @nicholasmorsovillo2752
    @nicholasmorsovillo2752 3 года назад +6

    I've seen a lot of 80's films in 3d like Friday the 13th part 3 was in 3d and that was a lot better like in one scene where it showed Jason crushing some poor guys skull and they show the guys pop out of his skull and it comes out right at you and with this movie aside from the bad effect of the severed arm was the slow moving 35 foot plus Great White Shark going right at the window of the control room I mean the stupid thing wasn't even moving right up until it smashed nose first right into the window and the only part of the shark that moved right when it made contact with the window was it's mouth and another scene where you can see the shark moving it's tail was when it attacked the underwater tunnels going for the tourists.

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 8 лет назад +15

    can we get a link to the video of CS talking about manimal? I mean this video is.... but I'm really interested in this manimal thing

  • @timothyfogarty5829
    @timothyfogarty5829 7 месяцев назад +1

    Baby jaws floating dead in that tiny wading pool is the perfect depiction of SeaWorld

  • @protaeya
    @protaeya 7 лет назад +4

    When I learned my TV had 3D support and got this movies blu-ray I was surprised it actually works and is even serviceable by my nonexistent standards. That doesn't change the fact I got bad a headache after viewing it, yes the 3D is a huge factor but the plot is also to blame. (Fun fact: the 3D version of the movie is hidden in the special features)

  • @S95-k9v
    @S95-k9v 8 лет назад +11

    "After she breaks the fourth wall" XD XD

  • @kennethconklin4140
    @kennethconklin4140 6 лет назад +8

    06:38 had me literally crying. Don't do that! Warn us next time.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 6 лет назад +3

      Kenneth Conklin it WAS warning ya though!
      “THERES A SHARK BITCH! RUN!!”

  • @xBloodxFangx
    @xBloodxFangx 4 года назад +1

    A Great White shark can swim up to 35 miles per hour, however its only in short bursts. So yeah... after maybe a minute of chasing that boat the shark would of been left behind.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 8 лет назад +32

    Is it true the Blu-ray 3D version works with this?

    • @monkey9208
      @monkey9208 8 лет назад +11

      it is true all of it

    • @spawnofkratos11
      @spawnofkratos11 8 лет назад

      alright Han

    • @JasTheFagge
      @JasTheFagge 8 лет назад +2

      Well, if Chris Stuckman says so....

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 8 лет назад

      Yes and no.

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 8 лет назад

      +The Cinematic Mind If by "Yes," you mean it's crappy as it always was, then yes, the 3-D effect is shitty as it has been for over 60 years never mind the analog or digital technology at work.

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer1987 8 лет назад +18

    I forgot there was a time Brad had hair.

  • @shawnjoss3744
    @shawnjoss3744 7 лет назад +7

    Incident in Nevada, where a lot of people got injured.......wow. Hindsight much

  • @TransmutedCuppyCake
    @TransmutedCuppyCake 8 лет назад +3

    This was, by far, my favorite part of the game. Go drown all of the exhibits, do some seal eating tricks and flips, then eat Shamu.

  • @InMaTeofDeath
    @InMaTeofDeath 8 лет назад +15

    This was my favorite Jaws movie as a kid.

    • @carlosrvra
      @carlosrvra 8 лет назад

      This is the first of the Jaws movies I saw, and while the first is by far the superior of the franchise, I could understand why younger 80s kids might find this more entertaining, what with the more action and the cheap 3D and the Sea World elements.

    • @SpookyHoleGaming
      @SpookyHoleGaming 8 лет назад +3

      if it was then here's a cool fact! you can meet the two dolphins from this movie at seaworld's park "Discovery Cove"!! yes they are still alive!!

  • @brianaranki340
    @brianaranki340 6 лет назад +1

    1:09-1:21 Does this annoy you? Does this annoy you? I’m not touching you! Does this annoy you? Does this annoy you? I’m not touching you!