One of mine was when Ralph was practicing his speech for being nominated "Raccoon of the Year" while Alice was sewing/mending something and Ralph goes (while reading his speech) "What do I have that stands out?" and Alice puts down her sewing to smack her stomach :). Kinda irked that wasn't in the video.
I like the one scene where, I think Ralph says "believe me, alice, I know how to throw my weight around ! " and Alice says, "if you knew how to, throw your weight around ,you wouldn't leave it where it is !" Cracks me up! Some good old fashioned clean humor, there!
Gleason's facial and body expression's only make all the jokes even funnier than they already are... between Gleason + Carney they will keep you laughing until you fall off your chair and nearly piss your pants
There was one time, off-camera Gleason was talking with a group of men, one of the men said, "Who's the fat guy?" And Gleason immediately said, " You're hired!"
Alice: "I almost married Danny Flanagan." Ralph: "Danny Flanagan?? Ha!! That fat tub o' lard!!" Alice: (staring at Ralph's gut) "That's like a pig calling a pig a pig!"
I think I can guarantee that if weight jokes were like that towards a woman, there’d be a really sad serious soap opera moment towards this. It sure as heck happened like that on The Golden Girls. It was like watching a soap opera version of The Honeymooners.
I swear the glare Ralph gives to Alice after she made that tubby remark is one of the most priceless Honeymooners' moments I couldn't contain myself from laughing myself to tears.
I suppose we can look to a time in the near future when The Honeymooners will be removed, cancelled and banned due to the fat shaming and threats of domestic violence
Alice , there isn't a man-hole in this city you can fix into. Alice and Ed never let up on Ralph. tell them I ran off and joined the circus , what as a elephant. great great show .Ed. wallow like a duck , the way you always walk.
Lollllllllllllll! They will never make a show like this again because it would be considered insensitive and Politically incorrect and we have lost our sense of humor
not nice talking about Ralphs weight like that since if it was not for him , they would not have jobs ! Jackie Gleason is the star , not the rest of these childish insulters ! thanx
Ursula, it was all for fun. I'm sure Jackie Gleason didn't mind at all the chubby jokes fully presented in the entire 26 episodes. As Ralph, he took them in stride regardless of being mocked by his rotund body type.
Jackie Gleason was often quoted as loving the feeling of getting a really huge laugh, even if it was @ his own expense, he didn't care! Bottom line, he just wanted to be funny and make people laugh! 😆
"Some kids are small, some kids are tall, fatso Kramden is the only kid who walks down the hall wall to wall"! LMAO! I LOVE THAT LINE!
Best show ever hands down.
"What's that your lunch box?" One of my favorites.
One of mine was when Ralph was practicing his speech for being nominated "Raccoon of the Year" while Alice was sewing/mending something and Ralph goes (while reading his speech) "What do I have that stands out?" and Alice puts down her sewing to smack her stomach :). Kinda irked that wasn't in the video.
Bwahahahaha!! IKR!! That’s one of the funniest lines!! Lol 😂
+yy0
Love that one very funny
"You're the type that would bend over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't!". "YOU couldn't!!" LMAO!!
"BEST comedy show EVER--BEST casting for this show EVER!!"
8:50 has had me laughing for 35 years and I’m still laughing at that joke!
Try and imagine, in 2021, one of the biggest stars on TV allowing so many fat jokes to be made about him
Still fantastic and funny after all these years 😁😁😁
eats and runs? the way you eat, you're lucky you can walk" lol
i'm not losing a daughter. i'm gaining a ton. too funny
Dedicated to former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. 😆
Alice: "Because one pair of your pants is all that can fit in there."
I like the one scene where, I think Ralph says "believe me, alice, I know how to throw my weight around ! " and Alice says, "if you knew how to, throw your weight around ,you wouldn't leave it where it is !" Cracks me up! Some good old fashioned clean humor, there!
"Did you ever see a picture of me when I weighed 165 lbs?"
"No, Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures...."
Best one
Beautiful.
I grew up watching this and they make me laugh 😅🤣😅
You are a regular riot! BANG ZOOM!
Gleason's facial and body expression's only make all the jokes even funnier than they already are... between Gleason + Carney they will keep you laughing until you fall off your chair and nearly piss your pants
RALPH: "I'll start losing weight. Then do you know what I will look like?" ALICE: "Yeah, a human being" 😂😂😂😂
“You were a cup of butter & now you a whole tub of lard” LMFAOO
“Some guest and some employer....the SIMP, and the BLIMP!”
OH MY GOD My Dad died watching this long long long super long commercial. YOU KILLER!!
Very funny. Can you imagine if that was said on today’s shows??? There’d be hell to pay!!
Like The Golden Girls for instance😏
The Beatles of comedy
The old days I miss them.
Still 🔥 in 2020
now the standard american isn't that far away from Ralph
Compared to them Ralph looks pretty Normal
The didn't call Gleason 'the great one' for nothing.
Got to hand it to Jackie Gleason who let them make fun of his weight all the time.
There was one time, off-camera Gleason was talking with a group of men, one of the men said, "Who's the fat guy?" And Gleason immediately said, " You're hired!"
Bobby Francis He was a good sport!
Yeh Jackie was laughing all the way to the bank to the tune of $65,00.00 per episode the first year, $70,000.00 the second year.
@Jordan Harris oh yeah he is biggest thing on television alright on both sides that is and that includes length and width lol.
"Sizes 32-50"
"Nope,nothing there for Ralph".
Classic
Alice: "I almost married Danny Flanagan."
Ralph: "Danny Flanagan?? Ha!! That fat tub o' lard!!"
Alice: (staring at Ralph's gut) "That's like a pig calling a pig a pig!"
Newsreporter ask Ed how long has he meet Ralph.
Ed: About 150 pounds ago !!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poor Ralph!😁😂🤣
1:46 almost made me choke on my sandwich...
Oh he'll get it all right !!!
What's that your lunchbox 🤣
I think I can guarantee that if weight jokes were like that towards a woman, there’d be a really sad serious soap opera moment towards this. It sure as heck happened like that on The Golden Girls. It was like watching a soap opera version of The Honeymooners.
ISNT THAT A GOOD IDEA TUBBY
I swear the glare Ralph gives to Alice after she made that tubby remark is one of the most priceless Honeymooners' moments I couldn't contain myself from laughing myself to tears.
Like fred flintstone Ralph kramden weight jokes always aimed at
Ralph: Tell him I joined the circus
Alice: What as, an elephant?
@3:37.....the all time BEST
Carney Gleason 2 comedy genius
HAR HAR HAAAARDEE HAR HAR!
10:15 priceless!!
The Honeymooners was an edgy show for adults that was extremely funny. But today that brilliant humor would be roundly criticized as "fat shaming."
I knowwwww right!!!!... Then again in the 50's being overweight wasn't too common
I hate the new normal ! When they have to edit my Bugs Bunny cartoons I draw the line....
Today , everyone is offended , I conduct as always , If I offend you , tough .
I suppose we can look to a time in the near future when The Honeymooners will be removed, cancelled and banned due to the fat shaming and threats of domestic violence
If weight jokes were towards a woman, it’d be a tragic soap opera instead.
Well done, sir
Thanks!
Alice , there isn't a man-hole in this city you can fix into. Alice and Ed never let up on Ralph. tell them I ran off and joined the circus , what as a elephant. great great show .Ed. wallow like a duck , the way you always walk.
I'm not losing a daughter im gaining a ton.
OFFICER ARREST THAT BIG FAT ONE!! God I love the mother in law!
Luv u Ralph
why why why dont u post full episodes?
They aren't mine to post. Sorry.
Whats ickky mean? Alice said i was ickky..must mean fat.
Lollllllllllllll! They will never make a show like this again because it would be considered insensitive and Politically incorrect and we have lost our sense of humor
Brian bee what it do bee detroit afan bbq Brian Byron my show when I was a kid detroit black male Brian be
I enjoyed until I saw Ramon can't stand that dude
I think JACKIE decided to use his big frame for the JOKES but I don't find them funny anymore! They used them too much in my opinion!
JohnNiemsMusic that's because u have no sence of humor. And your comment was Stupid. Stupid
Boooooooooooooo
Your Stupid openions don't count dummy
Stupid comment STUPID
IF RITA RESPONDS TO MY COMMENT SAYING IM STUPID IM SOOOOOO GONNA FANGIRL SHE BE ON A ROLL , HEEEEEEY RITA GIRL!!!! ...WAVE
not nice talking about Ralphs weight like that since if it was not for him , they would not have jobs ! Jackie Gleason is the star , not the rest of these childish insulters ! thanx
Sad to make fun of his weight. Ralph was either a diabetic, fatty liver or bad thyroids.
So is your comment Stupid
Ursula, it was all for fun. I'm sure Jackie Gleason didn't mind at all the chubby jokes fully presented in the entire 26 episodes. As Ralph, he took them in stride regardless of being mocked by his rotund body type.
@@ritabenson6353 Be nice, Rita. Be nice.
Jackie Gleason was often quoted as loving the feeling of getting a really huge laugh, even if it was @ his own expense, he didn't care! Bottom line, he just wanted to be funny and make people laugh! 😆