If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2016
- What happens when meat eaters embody the mentality of a vegan? This video solves the oldest riddle of the ages, what if meat eaters acted like vegans.
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I like how calm his voice is and yet he's the ultimate savage
He's the hero the internet deserves
But not the one it needs right now
+PokeProfSunny 😂
+SuperDuperSentinel Lol go have a salad and calm down there sport.
+Kyon871 I love being a savage now i am going to go eat a steak yummy.
"I could never eat innocent plants raised close together, stuck in soil against their will." LMAO
Sounded convincing😂
Hes not wrong
The plants don't have social distancing.
Lucas Johnson lol
@@pureintellectualbeing3575 if you think that was an argument based on science, well then you are not a very intellectual human...
"The world would be much safer if we ate the food that may eat us"😂😂😂
Most animals people eat are herbivores
@@mariaodonnell8220 cows kill more humans than sharks do, therefore I eat cows, to save humanity
dogs kill a lot of humans, should we start eating dogs ?@@qancerclown6116
@@qancerclown6116, savior of the universe
😂😂😂😂
"Plants give off oxygen. Why would you eat them?" That's the moment I died. 😂
Yeah inedible plants and trees also provide oxygen too so really it doesn't really make much sense 😅
R.I.P. dude
@@KC-pz4md You use those to feed animals that can eat those plants. Or use them for compost or firewood to cook other foods.
I died at "I couldn't eat plants grown in undesirable conditions, being stuck in the soil against their will" HAHAHAHA
This is how we combat the vegans with their logic lol
Very good! We should all be sympathetic about stepping on rocks. They haven't harmed us, so why would we step on them? LOL!
My thing I say to vegans is “you care about animals so much? Stop eat their food
@@notwofie What is logical about breastfeeding from cows?
@@j.goebbels2134 How does that have any relation to what dean said?
"If you don't kill and eat deer first, you basically want people to get into car accidents"
Genius line 👍
Loved this one! XD
I live in rural Wisconsin. They're right up there with raccoons on our list of pests.
That convinced me
Wow I saved quite a few lives this deer season LOL
Hard not to see things like that sometimes.
"Saying something like that is just a symptom of being overly alkaline. It just mean you're mean & you can't think straight" Proceed to kick chair out from under her😂
How do you know when there is a vegan in the room?
Give it two minutes, they'll tell you.
Two minutes? That long? More like two seconds. When you meet a non-vegan conversation goes like “hey I’m Mike. Nice meeting you” “hey I’m John, nice meeting you too”. With vegans it goes like “hey I’m vegan” “wow hey, I’m vegan too!! Let’s be friends”.
@@AzazelReborn81 : Or - 'Hey I'm Mike, nice to meet you.'
Vegan - Oh, as you didn't immediately tell me you were a vegan I'm going to assume you are a murdering, planet destroying, meat eating Nazi, goodbye.'
Mike - Thinks to self, 'Bullet dodged, phew.'
PS. The assumed part of that will be screamed at Mike in an exceedingly high pitched voice with added swearing and toddler like foot stamping. 😉
@@gibsonduvall 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ah yes, I hadn’t thought of that scenario. You’re totally right!! 😂😂😂😂
@@AzazelReborn81 🤣🤣👍
@@AzazelReborn81 Making up imaginary scenarios lol. Most vegans won't tell you shit but you only remember the ones who tell you so it gives you a confirmation bias
I loved it when he said "Plants produce oxygen. Why would you eat them?" 🤣
little spoiler: being vegan actually "saves" more plants than a meat based diet 💀 i know it's meant as a joke in the video but most ppl take that as an actual argument- kinda ironically
edit after a year of meat eaters certainly triggered by a simple fact I stated: y'all can go on replying but i am not further going into the whole "plants have feelings too" discussions. do y'all think that's a valid argument or are y'all really just that triggered? genuine question
@@lena007_ little spoiler: if two pregnant women fight it's like two babies having a mecha battle
@@muridtahmatgnas2184 little spoiler we are a brain in a skeleton meka covered in flesh and skin
Cuz I smoke pot
@@lena007_ lol triggered
I love how he's just casually holding lumps of raw meat 😂
I love the whole damn thing. I wonder how vegans would take it if they meat eaters fought fire with fire like JP's skit.
@@gfygfy9512 how in any way is he wasting it?
@@gfygfy9512 - i don't think it's fun but animals sure do, like mokeys ripping the head of a baby monkey, not cool animals, not cool.
Its great a animal died just for that purpose.
@@Phantom_Zer0 Oh no. You mean the chimps.
My friend and I were enjoying some great burgers in a nice restaurant when the two girls across from us started complaining about the smell of meat. I asked her if she was enjoying her blackberry cobbler. She was responded with a "yes, very much". I asked her if she realized the blackberry tart she was eating is a carnivore. She said "it is not, it's a fruit!". I told her blackberry's have long spikes pointed inward toward the plant mounted on long vines so that when the animals get entangled they die of starvation and decay feeding the plant nutrients. She suddenly didn't like her cobbler so much. And, bonus; we ate our burgers in peace.
I call cap, ain't no way she would listen to your explanation for so long
"And then everybody clapped."
@@Fiufsciak good point, she would have talked over him before he could get to the word 'spikes', nevertheless i like his fact about the blackberry plant.
@@Fiufsciak Many of them do listen while ignoring what is said so they can recite their memorized nonsense.
If they haven't memorized something that sounds like a good argument then they usually get upset.
I once told a guy I worked who claimed to be vegan that his rice crispy treat was made with animal bone marrow, after I saw him take that first big bite that is. The satisfaction of seeing him spit that bite out was comparable to an entire family I encountered that thought they were vegan while stuffing hostess products down their gullets. Ruined their fun day at the theme park I worked at, I’ll tell you that much. I don’t know why people who claim to be vegan tend to be less knowledgeable of food ingredients than most people who eat meat are, it’s weird as someone who isn’t vegan to tell “vegans” they’re doing it wrong.
That chair kick at the end was god damn hilarious.
That got me too 😂😂😂
"Broccoli? That's what my food eats. That's my food's food, and I don't appreciate you eating that."
Rachael Liz
Right when I saw that comment I heard that part of the video going on in the background XD
Cannibalism.
Ahhh you beat me to it 😅
That's the best line and comeback to any vegan argument
Homer Simpson choked to death on broccoli in an episode. The doctors called it "The widdow maker" lol
"It tries to warn you with its terrible taste".
"That coconut was going to grow into a palm tree. Why would you eat that?"
Oh he kills me. Too funny. Love ya JP
I'm not vegan but I laugh when he said. I've heard a lot of it on vegan RUclipsrs to convince most people to change their diet. 😂😂😂
Slaps it out of her hand. Haha.
Coconuts grow into coconut trees tho
SO many obvious bot likes. and no replies almost. make ya bots betta. :)
That part just played for me😅 Why does someone always comment a part of the vid that gets played immediately
I love how theyre hust clutching raw meat while talking about the importance of only eating meat
The dog at the end has the best argument: "Gimme that meat!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
A plant based diet is actually healthier for dogs. Just saying.
ayo?
@@pestomitketchup yeah no
@@pestomitketchup I hope you don't own a dog
"Plants give us oxygen, why would eat them???"
:'D thats hilarious.
But it's true.
golong13 don’t act like you don’t eat plants🙄
Have you ever seen a Vegan eating a tree, dumbass??
As Jeremy Clarkson said "go eat your seeds, sit on a perch and shit on sandpaper"
There is a point. Lol
“Its not that vegetable eating people aren’t bad it’s just that they’re terrible.”
Im dying 😂
I'm kind of agree with him there😂, vegan will protest in KFC and mac Donald and that's make them look stupid
Lol "that vegan teacher* inters the chat.
not all vegans/ vegetarians are the same.
@@evelynbell2459 yeah but most of them are the same
@@timotius4003 bruh we want to enjoy kfc and macus with you guys without having to order fries, salad or plain rice everytime... Obviously the exploitation of animals won't disappear over night but at least give us more plant based options at restaurants...
"the world's a much safer place if we eat the animals that could eat us."
such an inspiring quote
That is not an inspiring quote it's just a spew of hatred. God says to love everyone human and animal.
@@Rescue127And no love for plants??
God must be vegan, disgusting !!
@@Rescue127 Then stop randomly insulting people if you believe that.
Practice what you preach.
@@Rescue127nah you were not just fr 💀
@@SteversChed are you a CCP troll? That was being kind. Correcting someone out of love is kindness.
"Plants give us oxygen, why would you eat that' 😂😂😂😂
"That's my food's food, and I don't appreciate you eating that"
Wait....but that makes the vegetarian the......... *OHHHHH MY GOD THIS TOOK A DARK TURN*
@444trashgod loool same😂
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals that are."-- Groucho Marx
Second hand vegan
😂😂😂😂
i ate a mcdouble cheeseburger yesterday in front of my dumass vegan parents lol and acted like i was jizzing myself! they got so pissed lol i cant stand vegans
My son used to say, "I don't eat herbs, I eat herbivores."
He also said, "Cows only eat plants, so steaks are 100% vegetables."
@@pauljones2510 Oh, I guess I ate potatoes because of french fries.
I always knew vegans were a bit overboard. But this video just showed me HOW overboard they really can get
Yeah, and screw the victims, hey? #RealityBendingFreak
Eating meat is not a personal choice. It forgets the one who suffers. The animal. Plants don't suffer like animals. Less plants are needed for plant based diet, cause a lot of plants are fed to animals that land on plate of meat eaters.
Veganism is not overboard, exploiting and killing sentient beings who are as intelligent and sentient as human babies is overboard.
U can be perfectly healthy being vegan eating sprouts, fermented foods, wild herbs, soaked nuts, ripe seasonal fruit. Eating meat is not just suffering for animals it is suffering for humans and relative of humans too cause humans don't have to get heart diseases but they get em if they do not live a life full of joy, love and patience (being able to live with rhythm of life) - Chinese medicine, psychosomatic. You get more sensitive eating more natural plant based food (cut processed food, sugar especially white refined sugar and thermophilic yeast in bread) and experience what it means to LIVE and to live life with an open heart full of love and compassion.. not just to survive. Why you think world is fucked up like it is? laying golden eggs for state (peculated taxes) like the hens, getting milked like cows at gas stations (unnecessary high prices and huge profit for companies) wars and wars that fleeced/eviscerated our ancestors like pigs. It is all karma, law of attraction, hermetic laws. We experience what we "put out".
Fish farms and cattle farms produce massive amounts of shit. Food choices can cause massive amounts of shit. Figuratively and literally. Why are many humans hungry, lack nutrition and/or starving to death on this planet? Because other humans "food" (exploited and/or killed animals) eats away their food (plants, grains, soy etc.) Fermented soy - tempeh has heightened amounts of vitamin K which heightens intelligence/brain function and slows aging. Asian countries traditionally and for centuries eat a lot of fermented foods like tempeh and kimchi. Food for thought.
The amount of omega 3 humanity needs cannot be provided through fish. there is not enough fucking fish. But it can be provided through algae and hemp seeds. Also, fish stores toxins in fat cells, toxins accumulate in fish. There are more toxins in nature nowadays and in fish. It is therefore not even healthy to eat fish besides fish being sentient being feeling pain being fished and killed. There is much less amount of toxins like micro plastic and aluminium in algae and hemp seeds than it is in fish cause like I mentioned above toxins accumulates in fish fat.
I’m vegetarian-leaning for health reasons, but this is so accurate about every vegan I’ve met! 😂
Edit: Yeesh, had no idea people could get so defensive over other people’s life choices.
Edit 2: I’m not interested in any further debates. I’ll eat what I like to eat for my reasons, and you eat what you like to eat for your reasons.
Exactly. Your choice of diet is up to you. It's these rabid people trying to tell everyone else how they should eat that need to go away.
Vegetarians are perfectly understandable. Vegans suck.
Meat isn’t unhealthy.
@@Priyanka77574 Tbh... Meat is quite healthier than a strict vegan diet. A vegan will lack Vitamins that only comes from meat. Sure you can take substitude pills for it. But you would have to eat double the amount in pills. And your liver and kidneys wont survive half as long as a meat eater.
@@Priyanka77574 Studies have shown that the longest-lived people in the world live off of primarily plant-based diets. That’s not to say I don’t eat meat sometimes, but too much of it can affect your veins and arteries.
the flower in his hair should have been a thin roll of ham imo
Flower? I thought that was a flared onion tied with a roll of cabbage. Damn I need some sleep. Can't believe I actually fuckin believed that
@@donut8823 so did I! Lmao
DosMike true
At first I thought it was an onion.
This might not be true but I was thinking it was some commentary on how some vegan will still buy leather and other animal non food products? but idk
"That coconut was going to become a palm tree"
😂
I actually know someone who is somewhat like this in real life, you captured them perfectly!
"I could never eat plants that are raised in crowded farms in inhumane living conditions with less that one square inch of space per stalk stuck in the soil against their will."
Good one!
Perfection. J P is a genious.
they grow like that everywhere even without people , if only animals grew like that
Yo it is inhumane dude, one of the other plants end up getting more light than others so they rise up and leave the others in the shade!
@@somegamer4071 but plants aren't sentient, so plants don't matter
@@somegamer4071 they become eachothers weeds. I'm completely distraught
why aren't his headband flowers pieces of meat?
You're right. His whole headband should be bacon!
He s not Lady Gaga xd
Actually his head band is lettuce and purple cabbage. May be he has donned the vegans' attire for comedy?
Just make the band out of bacon too
Because he's a fucking pussy
This is absolutely BRILLIANT! And so, SO true. This is the world we live in. "It doesn't affect ME, but I don't want YOU to have it."
i don't even know why this video show up in my recomendation. but i glad it did.
“It’s not that vegetable eaters are bad people”
“It’s uh they’re terrible people”
That was my comment 👍
@Yael Klieger im sayin.
ikr
@Yael Klieger and you swollow
Lol every single angry vegan on the internet
“Save the forest, eat a vegan.”
~Unknown
😂I don't eat meat, but that was funny, though!😂😂😂
Funny because eating meat tears down more forests than eating plants. What do you think the animals eat?
hohoho, how very original and funny! i immediately had to go to the cellar to laugh a little!
@Polinski P.J. I used to do that. I'd wake up late around 1045 and eat at 300 or 330
@@rainonedavid3564 unless you hunt which protects forests
Man 😂 come on you are a true genius 😂😂 the way he kicked the chair out from the girl with the salad it was hilarious 😂.
I love doggo at the end.” I too am meat eater, chomp chomp”
1k dislikes obviously the vegans
I am vegan and I pressed like button actually
+Morfeus i only meant the crazy vegans
+Jddel Ddel lol 😂😂
+Jddel Ddel A lot of vegans don't like to say that they are vegan and don't like to be pushy... Not all of us are crazy and most aren't.
+Claire Dunn
Shut up crazy vegan.
What really pisses me off is when people try to make their pets be vegan. I've heard of people trying to give cats a vegetarian diet, despite the fact that cats are obligate carnivores, and cannot survive without meat. (There aren't any kinds of substitutes or whatever to feed them to compensate. It has to be real meat) If you want a vegan pet, get a rabbit, not a cat.
Lmao funny how you're conserned about that but not for example the raping of cows, hypocrite much?
+Mikael S
vegan cats die horrible prolonged deaths. raped cows make more cows! yay, more cows!
+amysmosquito raping cows? hahahahaha where did that come from
+Mikael S What ? Are you stupid?
+edf203 cows are raped over and over again so that they can produce milk. cows, like other species produce milk only when they're pregnant because milk is for their babies. however, if baby cows drank their mothers milk, that means humans wouldn't and guess what? no profit. so, they take the babies away from their mothers immediately after birth so that humans can drink it! not only is milk BAD for humans (causes cancer, do your research) but the babies are chained to tiny crates where they can't move or walk and are then sold for veal! yeah..... that's dairy for ya.
Had to come back to this gem cause of a coworker yesterday. She’s a vegetarian and happened to walking next to a butcher block that was cooking bacon to attract customers from the smell. Well she was making a gagging face so I decided to start saying it smells delicious it smells glorious! All the while she was screeching telling me to stop it! I was loving every moment of it!
eats only veggies : vegan
eats only meat : megan
It's not that vegans are bad people, they're terrible. omg, I am dying!
+zombgoat found the vegan
+zombgoat Wow, a bit harsh, but its not surprising if your a vegan.
+Dick Johnson you alright?
+Jorge Padilla Sound as the pound mate.
+Dick Johnson We're so terrible, we broke down crying seeing an animal being hung by the legs while its neck got caught open, while you said that watching the animal suffer made you want to eat more meat to make it suffer even more.
This video was pretty funny, but the true comedy was in the comments section. A perfect combination of self-righteous vegans, self-righteous omnivores, and a few trolls to keep things ignited makes for a good laugh.
+Joseph Douglas true
+Joseph Douglas wow you live, you die, and Joseph just thinks everything is a joke. Cool story bro, but no one gives a shit because they just think you are a joke as well.
+Joseph Douglas i just pull out the popcorn with vegan butter on top! lol!
+Joseph Douglas I've honestly never seen a "self-righteous omnivore".
I mean, I've seen the dudebro types who are like "ugh eating meat is the only way to get enough protein for them sweet gainz, bruh!", but I've never seen anyone "self-righteous" about NOT limiting their diet to plants...
+Joseph Douglas
Don't forget carnivores.
I was vegetarian for two years and let me tell you all i got were complaints and criticisms from people around me. Never once did i tell someone not to eat meat but i got "just eat the meat" from my family almost daily. I think everyone just needs to shut up about what other people choose to eat and go after the psychopaths who force their dogs on vegan diets
You should be happy your family just want you to be healthy instead of being on a deficient diet.
@@SteversChed well tbf I hardly eat meat anyways, I really only like chicken
@@SteversChed I'm deficient regardless
first thing first, it was your family, family says these things, second maybe it was because how vegan treat other people, but I totally agree with you, people should just shut up!!!
Scientists are working on animal based plants like carrots made from rabbits, bananas made from monkeys, and peanuts made from squirrels. They don't know any animal that they can make kale out of.
I had a classmate whose whole personality is the fact that she's vegan. She once said she would kill a human but she wouldn't hurt an animal.
yikes, she probably thinks she's quirky for saying that
That just gets you no friends in life-
That’s... you know what, imma be quiet
I'd tease by saying "okay kill me right now" 😂
Hahaha what a lame
I'm level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything with a shadow.
😂
Me too! The other day I had some oxygen mixed with some ozone and nitrogen oxide from the most perfect lightening storm...... Delicious
So you can eat meat in the dark!
+Dipz top kek
I'm a level 78 I only eat air
So many truths here.
Just saw it for the first time, it realy made me laugh hahaha. The chair, the dog, everything,…
Why did the Vegan cross the road? To tell someone else they are Vegan...
Wish a car could have hit him while he was crossing 😥
Thats legit quality
They came in wait rose last week for telling others that they r vegan.
@@tripaloski_6971 truck-sama?
Haha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A salad killed my father.
Vegetable Police avenge him
Vegetable Police HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 2 COMMENTS HAHA?
And raped my mother!
Sorry for you loss
I am so sorry.
This is brilliant 😂 the dog tryna steal the meat at the end 😂
Hi, meat eater here, we don't all act like this, it's a harmful stereotype really because-
"That's my food's food, and I don't appreciate you eating it."
Tasha J lol, my favorite moment.
too funny
I saw this comment EXACTLY as he was saying it. It made it even funnier.
Tasha J J laughed hard enough to scare my wife 😂
Tasha J i was just bout to write that quote in the comment x'D
This is the most passive agressive video to vegans ive ever seen
Edit: I get its not passive aggressive , I wrote this comment when I was a child- y’all don’t need to comment abt it constantly 😭 thanks :P AND YES I KNOW ITS COMEDY, MY COMMENT WAS ALSO A JOKE, NO IDK WHO THIS GUY IS, HE WAS JUST IN MY RECOMMENDED -
But it is true, some vegans are this passive agressive
This is sooooo true tho! Vegans can be real snobs and super annoying shoving their “healthy eating” down meat eaters throat!!!
Uuh this isn’t passive aggressive, this is just plain old aggressive.
Edit: and I’m not complaining either, this shits fucking funny
Chibi Potato vegan are aggressive aggressive in they videos
"passive"? Perhaps you need to look up that word. There was nothing passive in this. The term is "covertly aggressive". Passive aggressive means to obstruct somebody by NOT doing anything. Covertly means to be aggressive by doing something in the guise of not being aggressive.
Cow flatulence is destroying Earth's ozone layer. What are we going to do about that?
_Me and Ron White:_ "I'm eating the cows."
I'm not against vegans. I'm against vegans that force their belief on others. I had a coworker who was vegan and I didn't know until the first time we had a catered lunch and she asked where the vegan option was. Not in a rude way, we had 4 or 6 different lunch options all packed in the same box just with the option check marked on the box.
“Plants give off oxygen. Why would you eat them?” I don’t understand why this made me think so hard at 3 am ?
I was reading this as I heard it in the video 😂
We need them to survive. And there is proof that we are more closely related to herbivores. People never ask themselves why gorillas eat plants if they give oxygen right??
It's the trees that gives the main oxygen lmfaoo
The Queen
It’s not like we kill the trees to plant some plants LMFAO
s t r a n g e r there is no such a proof, it’s BS, we people are omnivores and can eat everything, also tigers don’t ask themselves why do they kill animals if animals are so INNOCENT AND CUTE AND DONT DESERVE TO BE FOOD 😭 😭
If two vegans are arguing - Is it still called beef?
😂😂😂
i think its called, beats'''''
+1210Nique Very clever
+The Mr Pwnz Having a Kale?
hahahaha no!!!! they have a veggie to settle with you hahaha
Well done. I'm sharing this as much as possible.
I quit being VEGAN... I just went COLD TURKEY
I completely lost it at 'I don't appreciate you eating my food's food. ' 😂😂😂
I know!!!!
If you want to kill animals become vegan. It destroys land they kill the bids rodants all the animals in the way of growing plants.
😅😅
"We're ordering vegetarian pizza. What do you want on yours?" "Ham and sausage." "I said vegetarian." "Pigs are vegetarians."
OMG..... LOL this is so wrong.... I love it
not exactly true, because they are omnivores but still funny lul
@@richardmoosdorf3501 absurd amounts of misinformation is what makes this so funny.
@@richardmoosdorf3501 They are, which is great. However in Romania, most people who live in the county grow pigs, and their diet is usually strictly vegetarian: corn, pumpkins, grains, potatoes, squash, etc. Meat is too valuable to be fed to the pigs. Even if you have leftovers like bones and cartilage, it usually gets melted to make soap/gelatin, or fed to the dogs.
Pigs are omnivores. They'll totally eat any vegans you happen to have cluttering up the place
The bit about deforestation and unsustainable farming practices was too real 😢
I used to be vegetarian, I got fat and depressed. Now I'm a Carnivore and I'm happy and healthy.
I'm a vegan but I don't understand most other vegans because they get so salty about anything to do with meat eating. When I see a joke about vegans and I usually always crack up. I don't understand why people are so offended by stuff like this
These should help you understand vegans a little better:
Why Vegan?
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The Egg Industry In 60 Seconds:
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The Dairy Industry in 60 seconds:
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The Meat Industry in 90 seconds
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Why EGGS Are Never Humane:
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Why Dairy Is Never Humane:
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Why You Should Stop Eating Fish
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What's Wrong with Leather- in 60 seconds
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Have you been brainwashed too?
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This Will Make You Cry:
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Vegans Don't Hate You:
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Health:
Why Eggs Are Bad For You- in 60 seconds:
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Why Milk & Cheese Is Bad For You- in 90 seconds:
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Why Meat Is Bad For You- In 60 Seconds
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Forks Over Knives
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The best speech I have ever heard:
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Turbotot
Same
In my opinion, vegans are right but wrong, animal cruelty is bad and we shouldn't encourage it, but we encourage it by eating animals. But it's natural, we are animals, we need to eat meat, it is healthy for us to eat meat. Other animals eat other animals. Humans are just on top of the food chain. Yes we should preserve the world but veganism is one of those things like feminism where the majority aren't going to jump on board. Change my mind.
It's offensive because it's a generalization of all vegans. Just like meat eaters get offended by being generalized by vegans. See I just generalized meat eaters, saying that they all get offended by being generalized by vegans. As long as we don't generalize all people in a certain group or religion, no one will probably get offended. I didn't personally get offended by the video, but that doesn't mean that the next person won't. We are all different, and you'll probably never understand the way other people react. We have all had our own experiences, and struggles. Until you get put in someone else's shoes, you will never understand "most other vegans", or most other people in general.
You. I like you. Never thought I’d like a vegan before (no offense). 🖤
This is so amazingly sarcastic yet so true. Things he said are "true" but seriously twisted. Like ffs, eat food because it's food. We have canines, so we eat meat.
The real way you can tell we're omnivores is because we can't produce some amino acids on our own and must derive them from our food. Well, that and the shape of our teeth - they're designed for eating a variety of foods.
Humans are pretty extreme omnivores.
The flesh of animals is delicious, though :9
I would like to see you eat a pig with your teeth you fucking moron
+Khan the king you are a lost cause...
+Killerseal117 no I think you are
***** No problem, maybe you should consider way more than just the fact that we have or don't have real canine teeth in determining whether or not we are omnivores. The human body needs to rely on certain nutrients from both meats and plants that we can't regulate ourselves.
"Plants give off oxygen, why would you eat them?" Is the single best line I've heard to troll vegans
A cow will be more angry at you for eating his grass than eating her after dead.
"Plants give off oxygen. Why would you eat that?" Lol
They don't have a central nervous system or consciousness to feel pain like humans/animals. and you can raise crops n cows n get the food/dairy they yield without being cruel or killing.
I'm not exactly vegan but this title n 1st 30 seconds alone makes no sense.
Vegans, or at least avoiding meat/eggs, is a matter of avoiding something that VIOLATES the non-aggression principal and makes you a part of being PHYSICALLY cruel and violating God-given rights.
to mock vegans, you'd have to do something that avoids the above paragraph, and cruelty, and avoid foods that wastes human health, land, water, karma, n veggie food that tastes like meat OR better.
Click the sub/bell icons on channel Playitalready for details/facts on all the above (including tasty foods).
@@airplayrule oh shut the hell up. Go preach to lions about how they should eat shrubs.
@@airplayrule is this the part we laugh at you?
I felt bad
@@airplayrule Nah, Go fuck the salads yourself, don't try to push your view on others
Save a plant today...eat a vegan!
Yeah! I'm gonna have a vegan salad, with extra vegans in it
164 procar lol eat me
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Love it XD
@@umacook2993 Oh no... a triggered vegan :(
OMG, the best thing I've seen on RUclips all year!
That was amazing and bloody brilliant. It infuriates me when we are supposed to be living in a democracy yet in certain circumstances like recently a university in UK has banned meat products to force us to conform well not me 👍🇬🇧
"If you don't kill and eat deer first you basically want people to get in car accidents." I love this
Bruh. That moment when he kicked her chair 😂😂
Ikr😂
That was fuckin hilarious
Facts I was likeeee
Savage
DONE! 😅
I'm Japanese, and I welcome people from overseas to visit our country.
There are many shops that I would like to recommend!!
But when I try to serve sushi there or recommend Kobe beef, I find it annoying when people look at me and say, *”You guys don't know yet?”*
This can also be said about politics.
To those who think narrowly. That culture is not ours.
*Don't impose your narrow world on us.*
*We just want to get along with people who get along with us.*
"Meat eater or Vegan, you can be you cause at the end of the day...............Vegetables are also a living thing with no mouth to scream from the pain and no eyes to shed a tear"
-A wise meat eater
" that's my food's food"....
then next vid that played, I swear to god, was one of the completely opposing point of view ..I haven't laughed that much since I watched this!
And I don't appreciate you eating it!
This is from Ron Swanson
I don't really mind people who are vegan as long as they don't rub it into your face.
do you need a lamp?
@@kchen5886 what
@@kchen5886 😂😂😂😂😂
You mean like how meat eaters do???
@@BALLTONGU3 Umm i dont think "meat eaters" or you could just say carnivores rub it into vegans faces. I mean nobody says vegans could switch back so there nothing to rub in
I have intolerance to most vegetables and fruits, so this is literally me
That woman must've had such a hard time keeping a straight face
"Plants give off oxygen, why would you eat it."
Wow. His points are very on-point. 🤣🤣🤣
Bahahaha 🥩 😂 this one’s a classic!
Yeah actually I use this reason a lot when vegetarians question what I eat, along with "plants grow too so they live, right"
@@carlbianzon7711 right. I would gladly direct them to YT channels like 'Plants with Krystal' where she goes on a "plant rescue" 🛟 ..of course it would be an exaggeration to say that we should not eat plants too, but do they care about plants as much as they care about animals? It does make one wonder. How will they juggle ethical values after learning the horrors of plant rescue?
So, if we think about it, balanced plant and meat diet is the way to go. 😅
Tangentially, the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is 0.04%. Before the Industrial Revolution, CO2 is estimated to have been about 0.028%, and during the last ice age it dropped as low as 0.018%..
Once atmospheric CO2 drops below 0.015%, plants will be unable to photosynthesize, and all life on earth other than bacteria will be exterminated. Our planet is literally on the verge of dying, and only increasing CO2 concentrations is going to save us.
Will you uproot a grass or kill baby animal like say chick or rabbit or dog.
Watching this video makes me want go on a vegan diet. Only eating vegans from now on.
Wait what?
Lol
chances are you already do.
Please don't eat me
Omg, you had to reply to this comment that's a week old just so people would know you're vegan
I am a meat eating vegan. Sentience is an illusion to enable us to survive. Thanks for spreading the word.
Some people believe that plants are sentient, speak to plants, and believe the plants can feel and respond to the energy/vibes
"That coconut could've been a palm tree" I'm going to say things like that to every vegan I see now
you mean if they're holding coconuts? it'd be a pretty random thing to say otherwise...
Plant eaters are eating the children of plants!!! How bloody and equally “unethical” is that compared to eating animals.
Vegans are eating bread! They are drinking wine! They are eating the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.
Lol I made myself laugh when I typed this out.
#plantlivesmatter
"Vegans don't drink wine." - i've never heard a better reason to not be vegan.
Let’s talk about almond milk.
Can you believe someone would have the audacity to go over to an almond and ruthlessly squeeze on it until it produced milk? It is a horrifying sight. Sickens me to think someone can do that.
It's basically raping an almond. Disgusting.
John Doe, seriously, people that drink almond milk are disgusting.
Doesn't the almond plant use an insane amount of water to grow the almonds?
Something like 150 gallons per plant per month or something. Not sure though.
Hey if i drink regular milk ill shit my self. ..i just want to eat cereal like normal people lol
Almond milk is basically nut juice...think about that for a minute
He is making a good point actually😮
In some vegetarian restaurant ,they make their vegetable dishes look like roasted meat , fried chicken , fish etc. Wonder if any restaurants do the opposite , make their BBQ looks like broccoli ?
The fact that this kind of food exist just prove how fundamentalists vegans are wrong ^^. I mean, if it's really that good, why disguise it as an other thing ? ^^
That awkward moment when you’re a vegan and you've yelled at other vegans for acting too vegan and then you start questioning life
Herleik Holtan I'll admit, I get preachy at times, but I've seen people go a little far... once, I saw a grown ass woman start screaming her head off at some six year old kid eating a hot dog. I mean, come on. It’s not like the kid even comprehends the concepts, you can’t fly off the handle on him. And the thing is that human nature is naturally defensive, so whenever we the vegans go off on a preach, it’s so much more likely that the other party will take even less interest in a diet change than they will even consider it. So it’s not the addressing of the issue that’s problematic, it’s *how* we address it.
Herleik Holtan I think it'd help if we didn’t pressure people to jump from regular meat consumption to veganism. Vegetarianism's a heck of a lot easier, and if that was pushed more in society, we'd probably get somewhere much faster. And goddamnit, if we can just convince a fourth of the population that tofu is hecking delicious when it’s prepared by people who know what they’re doing, the following progress would be immense. I think a lot of it is people have it in their heads that vegetarian/vegan substitutes are all nasty, and yeah, a lot of them are, but that doesn’t mean they *all* are. I almost quit when I first stepped into the world of being a vegetarian when I was twelve simply because I didn’t think there was ANYTHING good out there. Now I’m eating a wide variety of vegan foods, and it’s easy because I experimented a little. Do not fear experiments, my former brethren. There is good vegan food out there.
Herleik Holtan Ah yes, Internet arguments that don’t end in technological warfare are very invigorating indeed.
😂😂
You litteraly discribe my life😂
I love how they’re just holding the meat
Love when men hold their meat
Beating your meat is even better
@@hollywooz8374 wanna beat mine?
The guy that's always watching you bold of you to assume it’s not a dude
Not A Frog
bold of you to assume he was assuming it's not a dude ;)
I saw a comment by a friend once (she copied it) directed to vegans that said "I ate this cow b/c it was eating your food. Thank you!"
😂
Kicking her chair out was hilarious. The dog is with you!
You forgot to send back a plate of food where the meat has touched vegetables and insist that the meat be cooked completely separately from all vegetables.
Me: drinking water
Vegan: Thats a fish's house you disgusting savage!
@Eki Seork fish also f*** in water...
It's also a fish toilet. They go doo doo in it.
@@dwaynowilli6822 Well now we know why it's called a Sperm Whale.. oO
Just slap the Vegan with a dead fish.
You have made a very good point. I am a vegan and yes how dare you drink water.
One thing vegans tend to ignore is plants do have a very limited sensory system so the smell uou smell after mohowing the lawn or such is equivalent to the plants screaming in agony
His dog grabbing his steak was hilarious!! He did a perfect rendition of vegans and their insanity.
How is being a vegan insanity? So you're saying that someone showing kindness to animals and not eating them is insane? I think that you have lost your compassion and Humanity.
@@Rescue127
Watch the video again. It is Obvious you share the same mentality.
@@wilsonrawlin8547 if you don't care about cruelty to animals then we are not on the same plane. I think some comedians can be funny but some comedians cross the line. Not just on this subject it's other subjects as well.
@@Rescue127 You use animal products from the same animals that everyone else here uses.
Seems you're just projecting.
@@SteversChed never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person and no amount of evidence will ever persuade an unintelligent person. Mark Twain
When the guy kicked the chair out from under that girl killed me 😂
@@dropperknot it's fake God lmao
@@dropperknot R/whooooshhh
@@yyumanager4709 Come now, wakey wakey. Of course it's fake., It's the concept that concerns. He felt the whole concept was funny, it isn't- it's brutal. Like I said , kick his arse.
@@dropperknot I bet you turn off the blood in video games too
@@FunnyManCS You would be quite correct if I were to be so infantile as to be playing video games. I pity anybody who derives pleasure from watching, even pseudo, blood being spilt. Unfortunately, there are many people with broken minds.
"That coconut was gonna grow into a palm tree,why would you eat that? " XD
then proceeds to slap the coconut out of her hand
RIP coconut, this is so sad
@@mimokio6743 like vegans with eggs
ruclips.net/video/w8B547L5VkQ/видео.html
*smac*
“Plant gives us oxygen why would you eat that” 😂
I've never met a vegan in my life but this sure is what people who wont shut up about vegans think vegans act like.
This guy is making some *beef* with the vegans
Leah Swift
If two vegans fight do they have *beef* ?
Hahahhahahahahhahaha
Leah Swift pinned
neotic LMAO yeah
Kuningas Hemuli wow LMAO thanks for clearing that up for me