Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2012
- While taking attendance, inner-city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey has trouble adjusting to a classroom full of middle-class white students.
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@@SubscribersWithaFewVideos copy a nigga thinking he got no clue
Comedy Central I remember my brother showing me this years ago
Do you wanna go to war B-lak-e
HA...HA...
...A BOARD MEMBER LITTLE JOKING.
.MONSTER?
YES...🤗
FUCKING STUPID NOT FUNNY
"YOU DONE MESSED UP X Æ A-12!"
Somebody was meant to do this!
Sorry won't happen again
Do you mean Kyle?
Don't hit me please!!
Axizter On oh ya ass messed up
I swear if some of you say some silly ass name, this whole classroom is gonna feel. my. wrath
Who's here after the Thomas Jefferson University commencement 💀
LOL YES! I just had to rewatch it after that debacle 😂
Yooooo lol, VICTORIA LEE ZUBROSS
Sigh Ear? Pree-sent 🙋🏼♀️
Thomas Jefferson Staff just wanted to remind everyone that life more often than not imitates art.
As soon as I heard the first name I knew what I was watching.
As a high school teacher, I say Jay-Kwelin' every chance I get. Any student who gets the joke gets an A.
wow nice teacher
But do they get an A-Aron?
Teacher of the year right there!
😅
Being a Jacqueline is fun 😂😂
"Insubordinate and churlish" delivery is flawless 😂
That part always cracks me up 😂
This whole class is gonna feel. my. wrath.
I dont quite understand the joke in that though, do u mind explain it to me?
@@dantesprunuc4247 No real joke , except that "churlish" is an extremely uncommon word. It's more about his delivery of it.
@@adgato75 oh i see, thanks brother
Everyone else is smart, Timothy is wise
T-Mowthy
Tim Oathee
@@werewindwolf "THANK YOU"
Erm.. oô
No. He's present
Tee- mo- thee
A-A-Ron: "Here. ᵒʰ ᵐᵃⁿ"
He done messed up.
@@woodfur00 Definitely
Norm Aye
@@thomasshaughnessy9023 Correct, Shag-hennessy!
I like how probably no one got that he tried to look like he didn’t say it-
The Thomas Jefferson University graduation ceremony brought me here.
Same
:OO hahah love it
Fr
same here
"TYM-OH-THEE! Pree-zent." part is underrated.
I’m like Timothy …chill and goes with the flow. Ha
the “Thank You”, though 😂
I gotta pick up my daughter
@@TreewwwyYzzerdd
You're excused
It’s the legit punch line…. Not sure if it’s really that overrated.
“Timoethy?”
“Preesent.”
Riley Anderson Lol basic 🤣😂
Thank You
Nice picture and last name. I'm an Anderson as well
Some Random guy AYYYEEE! Welcome to the Anderson club, and the sunglasses guy meme club.
@@rileyanderson5381 I mean let's be honest, Anderson is the best last name in the world
“Are you outta yo goddamn mind?”
“bLÆeYk”
The way he says it lmao
In my language it's spells like this Bëlake
@@Kiror0_ That’s the idea to make it weird XD
Lol
I loved how he pronounce the names but I was hoping he would say Jesus Christ sucks and is the biggest piece of garbage to ever walk the earth
Do you wanna go to war to balake?
I love how D Nice just gives in and agrees
😂😂😂
Eventually haha
Because shes D-Nice one 😂
A-Aron’s micro-expressions and reactions were spot on all while wearing the safety goggles😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
With a squeezy voice "hereee... Oh man".
That's my little brothers name
"My names Blake."
"Are you out of your goddamn mind?" 😂😂
Fury King I busted out laughing hahah
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
do u wanna go to war
udin23
I'm forreal!
I'M FORREAL! 😂😂😂
if know of yall say some silly ass name
Timothy is the only one that knows how to behave.
Yes
@@solohi stfu
@@solohi *one eight black
@@solohi bit racist white girl
Good boy
His sister was the announcer at the Thomas Jefferson School of Nursing graduation ceremony today.....
A moment of silence for every Jacqueline, Blake, Denise and Aaron in this world.
And Timothy.
And O'Shaughnessy.
I did not messed up.
We demand a quarantine version where he's teaching online.
You betta be quarantined, dead, or mute A.A. Ron!
Not a key and Peele fan , but this was good
well the true teacher could teach then if he's at home
@@slazac7985 You mean the teacher who just died of covid-19?
@@peteralmeida8321 you're right. Mr. Garvey is now their teacher I guess
"Timowthee"
"Pre-sent"
"THANK YOU"
He said “prison”, didn’t he?👮🏾♂️
@@Juvesman You are just kidding,
-right?-
yea bro, we all just watched the video.
@Khairul Hafiz so quoting videos that we all enjoyed seconds ago is for fucking idiots.
@@uselesstrident1267 god let them be they just enjoyed the line okay? be a bitch elsewhere.
Arguably the most quotable K&P skit
One of the most quotable skits, period.
It definitely is
Bro where is the "can I wear kyle" part
I'm 67 years old. I grew up watching old school humor, I've watched generations of comics on SNL, Mad tv, etc. This skit remains the best comedy skit I've seen. I couldn't be more serious.
Missed out on the chappelle did you?
@@belak1551 fr its hella gems there i was just finna say
This skit is definitely funny, but Chappelle's Frontline-Clayton Bigsby & Black Bush are legendary skits also.
The actors playing the students deserve some credit because they all had perfect reactions.
Don't know how they kept a straight face 😂
They did, which is what made this even more priceless...especially Blake!
Denise?
Denise.
Denise.
Denise.
...Dee-Nice
Real pros to not laugh there asses off!
@@luewane22 balakay!
It's tradition to watch this every once in a while
Yeah
YOOO YESSSS LOL ALWAYS!! cracks me up every time
Never gets old 🤣
I just did...for the umpteenth time lol
Tradition indeed!
Future employee of Thomas Jefferson university
Dee-Nice now reads the graduates' names at Thomas Jefferson University!
i have been calling my friend “A-A-Ron” for four years because of this video
edit: five
edit: six
and may you never stop
@@howtomakeamillion477 how can I make a million?
@@xrapaxroupas5525 you add six zeroes after 1
No need to thank me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u funny
@@anirudh6357 lol
The only guy who can pronounce Elon Musk’s baby’s name
Nalla B LMFAO
Where is X Æ A-12?
Umm... It's pronounced Kyle.
DaT oNe DaNk BoI no it’s pronounced michael
DaT oNe DaNk BoI turns out it’s Glen
avocados. Its Glen- I’m not joking
Thomas Jefferson University just did this for their graduation but for real.
real
Thomas Jefferson University taking all their lessons from this sketch.
The mocking voice "Blaaaayyke" kills me every time.
Me too! 😆
And the “what?!”
Same 🤣🤣
That deep voice is so hilarious
One of my clients is called Blake and every time he calls before I pick up the call I mutter it every time 😂
T-mothy.
Pre-sent.
Lmao. Perfect punchline.
i don't get what you're saying.
+LolDarrellLol I think he maybe
LolDarrellLol oh sorry for not being born in america and have english as my first language.
Timothy Taylor sorry T'mothy for not having english as my mother language.
Lol
The funniest skit ever!!! I'm still in tears in 2024!!!!
I’m just barely watching this for the first time in my life and I’m already in tears of Keegan’s hilarity 😂😂😂
TSA is my favorite
Here after the TJU graduation 😅😂😂
as an Aaron, this bit has ruined my life
I know the feeling
Blake Smith lmao Blake
Same
I’m an Aarush... my science teacher calls me “A-A-RUSH”
@@blakesmith3549 ba la ke?
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR, BA-LA-KEY?!
Aivaylas I thought he was saying Malakey which is what some substitute teachers call me xD
Aivaylas easily the funniest part
Aivaylas no...
Aivaylas i
'Im fo real ..I'm for real..."
Now brought to you by the Philadelphia, PA-based Thomas Jefferson University Class of 2024! 😂
I just saw that!!!!😅😅
I like how Jordan isn’t visible until he needs to be. He clearly wasn’t in frame/on set until the camera cut back to the angle of the back of the class.
"Do you wanna go to war balakee?"
"nO"
ruclips.net/video/b9FunEkhTNo/видео.html .,.,
I'm for real
BLAAAAKEE
@@nachiket7565 so ya better check yourself
@@V-for-Vendetta01 deenice.
“DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY?”
“No...”
I'm for REAL 😂
So you better check yourself.
DEE-NICE
Is there a dee-nice?
“If one of y’all says some silly-a** name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath…now Dee-nice!”
“Do you mean Denise?”
“Son of a B*TCH!”
The year is 2024 at Thomas Jefferson University Graduation ceremy. Tha-Mo-May is the new A-A-Ron
I can watch this a 1000 times and still laugh.
People still call me “Ay-Ay-ron” to this day. TO THIS DAY!
Just change your name
im sorry ay ay ron
bruh
I feel your pain...
Aaron Bruh Wassup Ay-Ay-ron
Tim-othy? Pre-sent.
The Grey Lucario p
The Dark Grey Lucario 😂 it was the easiest one
Tim (othy) knows what's up :D
The Dark Grey Lucario I died OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i don't understand why people always quote the video once something funny happens. :/
When Key says "Blaaake," I lose it every time
What makes this for me is the amount of raw emotion he has, when he breaks the clipboard! It’s off the charts! 🤣
And how he picks up the half a clipboard with the paper hanging out, unfazed
His pronunciation of O'Shaughnessy is better than most
How ironic
Oh shag Hennessy
Lmao
Are you the real principal toe moss o shag Hennessy
@@connorhill3796 Maybe
A moment of silence for everyone named Aaron whose life is about to be ruined
And Denise as well :)
Yep
And Jacqueline
My name is Aaron, and this is something I've been dealing with SINCE this videos release in 2012. I get "A-A-ron" almost every day. just end it. just make it stop. please
Well my name is spelled ARAN
Now I gotta see the Thomas Jefferson University Football Team's starters' names. I mean you just know they gotta Smochii Wallace or a Fudge up in there.
J-qua-lin’s expression/reaction was perfect.😂😂
This video ruined life of every Aaron, Jacqueline, Blake, Timothy, denise, that exists on the surface of the earth
Balakay here, can confirm.
Present...
my name is erin, spelled completely differently, but ppl still quote the "a-a-ron" bit @ me 😭😭
I'm so lucky to not have any of those names😰😰😰...(unless they found a way to mess up "Matthew") now I wanna be friends with the people that have these names just so they have someone that won't screw up their names all the time on purpose😖just don't let those people give u garbage they don't know nothing🙁🙁
My name is Aaron
i literally just bought a shirt that says “you done messed up a a ron!”. this video is timeless.
It's prounonced aaron
Partial Bullet u say your name right right now
Partial Bullet?
It's pronounced ay ay aron
@@gunnxshot7718 who the fuck is ay ay Aron?
Thomas Jefferson school saw this is a challenge
O'Shaqhennessey kills me every time!
All dislikes are from every Aaron in the world
Jonathan R eventually, i found what AAra mean.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
you mean a-a Ron?
Phillip Hamilton yeah, exactly. Actually I listened this clip again and found that guy already claimed his name. At first time i misunderstood what he said-"it's pronounced error." sorry for my bad listening skill.
THANK YOU
Imagine this guy pronouncing Asian and European Names
I think he will get it right... Cause hes so bad with the western names 😂
he has to try a random dutch name like Jan Pieterszoon or something
LOL I had a teacher pronounce my last name wrong for the entire year but I never corrected her.
@@Shadow247night That's Kinda sad, He or She should have asked you how to pronounce it first
@@heyboss171 I think I did attempt to correct her when she asked me the first day of class how to even pronounce it. but I think she was thinking my last name has some special exotic way of pronouncing it. Yes there's a proper way to pronounce it in our language but my family just pronounces it the stereotypical American way. My first name is English anyways. I honestly can't be bothered if someone fu*ks up the pronunciation of my last name to begin with. It doesn't bother me that much except I have to double take when I hear it. Then again I normally don't correct people when they make a mistake with me( name or person) LOL.
the tomoomhay jefferson university graduation reminded me to watch this again
A-a-ron actor is awesome, would love to see more sketches with him!
I love it how when he says TIM O THEE
He goes : *pree sent*
Yes😂😂😂
pree ee(e e) set
Pree sant
Он сказал Тимофий
You and 685 people clearly didn't get that last joke.
All the dislikes are from Denise, Blake, Aaron, Jacqueline, from around the world
You forgot principle O’Shanassy 😂
2:23
Another dislike would be from Timothy. 2:46
@@alexanderstaubs5570 you mean O-shag-henesse
You mean Deenise and Balake and A-aron
I do not-at all-have the words to describe how much I love this entire sketch from start to finish.
An absolute classic skit
"YOU DONE MESSED UP A-ARON" LMFAO
I swear I died 😂😂😂😂
That was the best part!!!😃
After he said that, I tried to say Aaron but I said A-aron I felt so stupid
Packers A-ARON fucked up today tho.
my name's Aaron. so people at my school and football team call me a-a- ron
Tim’Othy is an underrated punchline
201 million views tho...
Not really, seeing as this video is at over 200 million views.
@KitchensAreHot so the "pree-sent" pronunciation was a joke too?
I actually came here to see how the roll call is done in american classroom, and was confused why "present" was pronounced as the verb 😄
@KitchensAreHot THANK YOU!
@@Yassir.A.P. Usually you say "here," but it's not uncommon for some folks to say "present" (PREH-zent, like Christmas present). It'd definitely be weird for someone to say "pre-ZENT," like "I present to you." I don't think "PREE-zent" is a pronunciation that is ever used in English, but maybe there's a dialect I'm not aware of.
How many people are here because of the clown show at Toè-mùs Jefferson University yesterday? 😳
What a fine piece of comedic acting. How can these kids keep a straight face?
"You betta be sick, dead, or mute A-ARONN!!
Oops you put a tiny mistake uhh no end quotes.
@@wolfycat200 DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR?!
@@PsyntfcProductions XD no..
@@PsyntfcProductions lol🤣
Yo! Ma name is Aaron
Disclaimer : pronounce it correctly
How many times did you watch it
Me: yes
My husband is a substitute teacher at a high school. The other day he had a Blake in one of his classes and the kid was puzzled when my husband read his name out as “Bla-a-a-ke” with Mr Garvey’s mocking tone 😂
The 27,000 people who disliked this are insubordinate and churlish.
Underrated comment
@@rossdahoss8413 word
Your comment deserves more likes
All of the people who didnt like thus comment: **YOU DONE MESSED UP**
I was waiting on this one 😂😂
7 years ago this was posted... And people still come back to it. This is a legendary video.
Edit: I appreciate all the likes and comments. At the time this comment was posted, it was 7 years ago. :D Hopefully you understand now
Yes Siirr
I know right 😂
NocturnalFrost Kai I legit just had the thought at 5am and decided to search jaqualin and realized holy shit this video is still alive😂
Actually, going on 8 years! Crazy, but crazy good...
NocturnalFrost Kai lol I’m here! 2020
This is still one of my favorite videos of all time
By far my favorite Michael Key skit........never gets old. Funny AF!!
Anyone who hasn’t seen this video needs to go to O-shack-hennessey’s office.
lmao
O-shag-henssey* since it's O'Shaughnessy.
@@cthomas025 YOU DONE MESSED UP, CHRIST O'PHER
@@noarsopi5104 GET OUTTA MA GDAMN CLASS CHRIS TOP HER!!
I'm wondering whether to like this comment or leave it at 666
If this was real the whole class would be laughing
#unblockleafy well u can't mess with Mr Garvey -he’s from the intercity
#unblockleafy I know right .. I needed a sub like that.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#unblockleafy Just like my class.
#unblockleafy Ikr 🤣😂
#unblockleafy exactly like my class😂
i love how they can all stay serious
This never gets old. I share it with everyone 😂
When you realise he’s better at names than the Starbucks people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I messed up everyone’s name lol
LMFAO
They spelled my friend Tess’s name TES
@@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 why it`s not Tess`ss?
"If one of you says some silly ass name..."
Jack Long this whole class is gon feel my wrath! Now de nice?
Reagan DeFriece do you mean Denice
son of a BITCH
Kawaii Kalli YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT! Right now!
Reagan DeFriece Denice
It doesnt mattter how many times i watch this. I always end up in tears.😂😂😂
I watch this every once in a while, makes me laugh every time, very smart comedy. I guess a teacher who works in the inner cities for 20 years gets confronted with very creative naming, Mr. Garvey just couldn't shake the habit...
“Timothy”
“Present”
*THANK YOU*
Thats the best psrt
@2:46
*Teacher:* _"Timothy."_
*Timothy:* _"Um..Sir, It's Tim-o-thai."_
*Teacher:* _"Sunnava.."_
Preesent
preasent
Is that Tyler the creator😂
The reason it’s right is funny
“Jay-Quellin” 😂😂😂😂
😂😅
Masterd Ultra Instinct Goku lmao your name
I literally know someone with that pronunciation.
TrainerIanWantsToBattle lol 🤣🤣😭
Got my eye on you!!
I was a military shift supervisor and I've butchered my guys last name so many times during shift change. I miss those guys.
Is there a blooper reel for this? There's no way those actors kept it together during this episode.😂😂
bruh who else hasn’t stopped saying a aron since
Nicholas Chiasson
Bruh i know someone thats spells it Erin but i still call her A-A-Ron😂🤣😂🤣
My friend literally stopped talking to me for 8 months because I went hard on him lol
Who's Aaron?
I have the same first name as you and i hate it now
valente Aispuro u are slow
"b a l a c k e" had me dying
Allyyah johnson XD
Allyyah johnson I have a friend named Blake and we call him ba-lak-ay after this video
I no joke had a substitute teacher who called someone named Blake "Blah-kay".
Do you want to go to war
Allyyah johnson me too
After I don’t know how many years, this still makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Golden this will never get old. I always come back to watch this often.
“O Shag Henessy’s office”
Yes
You mean Principal O'Shaughnessy?
Gojo😌
Satoru gojo holy shit
@@Yojack872 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙈𝙔 𝙂𝙊𝘿𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙈 𝘽𝙀𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙄 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙊𝙏 𝙐𝙋 𝙄𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘼𝙎𝙎!
And then pronounces "insubordinate" and "churlish" perfectly. Genius comedy writing. 🤣
I was sure "churlish" was a made-up word.... 'n then aww found out maybe I wuz made up...
@@trysometruth reminds me of Thor “all names are made up”
I think because mispronouncing regular words isn't part of the joke. It isn't just that he's classically mispronouncing them, he's used to people with names of that style he's using. Regular words don't do this
i thought “churlish” was his way of sayin childish 😭😭😭😭 wow learn sumn new everyday
I just thought he was mispronouncing "childish" for some reason lol
This is just such a classic!
Never gets old.
A coworker of mine named Blake walked in 5 minutes late to work one day and my manager says to him "Do you wanna go to war Ba-lak-ay!?"
Your manager is for real
Yeah Balakay better check himself.
Your boss seems cool🤣
Best manager ever 😂😂😂👌
ruclips.net/video/6FP0sHNBSmA/видео.html
“You done messed up, A-A-Ron!” has been a part of my lexicon for years now. Still makes me laugh.
Lol, mine too. So great.
I say it all the time!!!
m.ruclips.net/video/Dd7FixvoKBw/видео.html
Imagine if AA ron mean anti aircraft ron
@@ch-53esuperstallion76 Why would I imagine that?
Literally one best comic skits ever! Thank you!🙂
As a Jacqueline, I now go by jay-quellin 😌😌
ok, jay-quellin
Well, now we got our eye on you
Well well😂hello Jay-quelline
@@denissekale2197 howdy 👋
I guess I am dee-nice😅
after 9 years I just realized how AAron was the luckiest to get out of that class as early as possible.
You done messed up, A A Ron 😂😂🤣
this vid was only made 8 years ago
you know what else i realized?? is peele was never there until his name was called and he rose up from the floor
@@styanax *”only” you say*
You mean Ay Ay RON, right?
This never gets old 😂
I love how he slowly loses it with every name correction
"If one of y'all say some silly ass name this whole class gonna feel-ma-wrath"
“Now Deenice”
@@Johnny_Serenity that's better 😂😂😂
You say the name right right now
One of my favorite parts of the clip
*raff