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  • @supesmin446
    @supesmin446 4 года назад +1481

    Ashen’s videos are so strange, they literally never change to the point that a video from 2013 looks exactly like a video from 2020, and it is CONFUSING

    • @JuicyPlams
      @JuicyPlams 4 года назад +95

      There's been a few leaps in video and audio quality but other than that it's exactly the same

    • @autumnpurpleyoutube
      @autumnpurpleyoutube 4 года назад +33

      JuicyPlams a few? It’s been the same since 2010

    • @ferociousgumby
      @ferociousgumby 4 года назад +15

      With a couple million views for weird chocolate bars, who's complaining?

    • @autumnpurpleyoutube
      @autumnpurpleyoutube 4 года назад +23

      @@ferociousgumby ashenshater420

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 4 года назад +11

      Apart from audio jumps, and couch colour

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 лет назад +2033

    I find Dan's metamorphosis from an English lad to some sort of Arabic scholar type very odd.

    • @ange1playzgamez
      @ange1playzgamez 8 лет назад +58

      peins

    • @boriszkantor7828
      @boriszkantor7828 7 лет назад +10

      ChickenPika I found u

    • @TheWaffleman54
      @TheWaffleman54 7 лет назад +92

      Arabian David Tennant

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 6 лет назад +78

      In this particular appearance, he does look like he's about to LARP in a round of Arkham Horror. He could open a book to a chapter that is basically "FLAILING TENTACLES", and dangerous thorny tentacles could lash out and eviscerate the fishmen harassing Stuart, Barry and Dan Hardcastle.
      And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you throw Ashens and Co into the world of Darkest Dungeon.

    • @theprimo100
      @theprimo100 6 лет назад +30

      I'm disappointed that it didn't get the Chef Excellence seal of approval.

  • @27Wookiee
    @27Wookiee 8 лет назад +886

    The Tobasco chocolate makes sense, that's how the ancient Aztecs used to drink hot chocolate! They put peppers in it.

    • @andriagarriott8629
      @andriagarriott8629 4 года назад +91

      Tabasco Chocolate is actually very delicious usually but Ashens looks old

    • @CassieCatagon
      @CassieCatagon 4 года назад +3

      Damn you

    • @carcasses5131
      @carcasses5131 4 года назад +22

      I can see the habanero tabasco working with chocolate better than the regular/cayenne one

    • @AndrewOgdenMechasaultfreak2
      @AndrewOgdenMechasaultfreak2 4 года назад +10

      Yep! They did this as they haven't discovered sugar.

    • @mr.kenthappyface746
      @mr.kenthappyface746 4 года назад +16

      I loved the tabasco dark chocolate. Very sweet with a spice after-taste

  • @AisforAwesomeOfficial
    @AisforAwesomeOfficial 8 лет назад +944

    I'm from Ireland. We have a theme park dedicated to Tayto. There's a zoo, a giant rollercoaster, and a walkthrough where you can see the crisps be made. BTW their mascot is called Mr. Tayto.

    • @ange1playzgamez
      @ange1playzgamez 8 лет назад +14

      fock u 169

    • @richardlehane6108
      @richardlehane6108 7 лет назад +33

      A is for Awesome! Tayto park is shit to be fair tho

    • @jamesobrien4993
      @jamesobrien4993 7 лет назад +34

      richard lehane tayto park is great

    • @RR-cv6jl
      @RR-cv6jl 6 лет назад +11

      Mr Tayto Mr Tayto you’ll always be the leader of the pack(et)

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 лет назад +57

      That's the most Irish thing I've ever heard.

  • @seanmckelvey6618
    @seanmckelvey6618 9 лет назад +955

    as an Australian I can agree the vegemite chocolate is horrible and whoever came up with needs professional help.

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 9 лет назад +15

      As an Australian I'm not fond of Vegemite at all.
      I'm a Promite guy lol

    • @HoOpYhOoP1997
      @HoOpYhOoP1997 9 лет назад +5

      +Sean McKelvey As an Australian.. I kind of like Vegemite chocolate, not gonna lie... and I am not a huge chocolate eater, either.

    • @SimplyRemorse
      @SimplyRemorse 9 лет назад +5

      +Sean McKelvey Also as an Australian, I can disagree with you as I quite like it.

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 9 лет назад +1

      +Sean McKelvey
      Isn't Vegimite LITERALLY industrial runoff or something?

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 9 лет назад

      +Sean McKelvey
      Isn't Vegimite LITERALLY industrial runoff or something?

  • @MrGoocherson
    @MrGoocherson 5 лет назад +213

    I know I'm 3 years too late, but that tayto bar broke the spirit of the Irish nation.
    We had something to be proud of

    • @Articbear
      @Articbear 4 года назад +5

      DarkHair I liked it XD

    • @RB-NZ2
      @RB-NZ2 4 года назад +6

      Chased _Away I tried it once and my piss would genuinely taste better. Absolutely cat so it was

    • @gamesavtv7739
      @gamesavtv7739 4 года назад +5

      I thought it tasted good... I like the taste of tayto crisps and chocolate together.

    • @dbt4869
      @dbt4869 2 года назад

      @@gamesavtv7739 man guys have no taste in chocolate 😶

    • @dbt4869
      @dbt4869 2 года назад +9

      @@Articbear no offense but you have no taste in chocolate 😶

  • @ColinsCity
    @ColinsCity 8 лет назад +1540

    Nobody in ireland liked that tayto chocolate bar, the batch number indicates it was only made once haha

    • @samkelly4132
      @samkelly4132 8 лет назад +97

      I hated it, I love Tayto, but I didn't like them together

    • @Dualgas
      @Dualgas 8 лет назад +69

      I liked it, when it was in date

    • @unsolvedgrayscale
      @unsolvedgrayscale 8 лет назад +35

      Oh god, the Tayto chocolate bar was horrible! I had to throw out the bar after one bite because it was so bad.

    • @MrsEmmaBieber123
      @MrsEmmaBieber123 8 лет назад +40

      I loved it, I thought it was great.

    • @thebrownfloppyshoe1189
      @thebrownfloppyshoe1189 8 лет назад +31

      I liked it...

  • @AlexOjideagu2
    @AlexOjideagu2 8 лет назад +88

    You want to hear something really weird, The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland BOTH have a brand of crisps called TAYTO with a "Mr Tayto" mascot, but they are competely independent separate companies who have nothing to do with each other, and you can by both in England.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 года назад +17

      It's The Troubles all over again.

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 3 года назад +5

      kind of like the different denace the menace series.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +2

      @@koda_dawgg came out on the same day, didn't they? Inevitable, really - Dennis rhymes with Menace too well lol

    • @drueckglueck9918
      @drueckglueck9918 11 месяцев назад

      Buy

  • @DeOnlyBobblehead
    @DeOnlyBobblehead 9 лет назад +2095

    I cant believe he got Johnny Depp to try his chocolate.

    • @GameToony
      @GameToony 9 лет назад +7

      +xxXpussy-hunter69Xxx lol xD

    • @thatoneannoyingkid3499
      @thatoneannoyingkid3499 9 лет назад +24

      +xxXpussy-hunter69Xxx my god...that profile pic

    • @CosminnYT
      @CosminnYT 9 лет назад +32

      +xxXpussy-hunter69Xxx that is literally the best name on youtube.

    • @AntonioProla
      @AntonioProla 9 лет назад +34

      +Cosmin Maruntu Wow I'm actually quite hurt by that

    • @CosminnYT
      @CosminnYT 9 лет назад +11

      Anal Prolapse ok,ok, i'll declare a tie. Congratulations!

  • @GracelessDementor
    @GracelessDementor 9 лет назад +70

    What the fuck? Dan went from scrawny awkward uni student to handsome af smooth literature professor in an instant. When did this happen? Is there a whole storyline happening with Dan off screen?

  • @BAZFANSHOTHITSClassicTunes
    @BAZFANSHOTHITSClassicTunes 5 лет назад +218

    I said to the man do you speak my langauge, he just smiled and gave me a vegemite chocolate sandwich.

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 4 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @lilithhatchett
      @lilithhatchett 4 года назад +10

      Cant you hear, cant you hear that thunder? You better run you better take cover eyyahhh XD

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 3 года назад +3

      >Men At Work
      WIN.

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 3 года назад +3

      who can it be knocking at my door? dammit, wrong song.

  • @ct-hv1uz
    @ct-hv1uz 8 лет назад +174

    Dan has a well trimmed beard, glasses, and deep voice. Confirmed smart.

  • @furygeist
    @furygeist 8 лет назад +222

    I know exactly the smell he is talking about and I never want to be near this chocolate bar ever now.

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist 8 лет назад +5

      Tayto

    • @lewisjay4873
      @lewisjay4873 8 лет назад +34

      I know what dan is talking about too, and even thinking about eating something with that smell is making me feel genuinely sick

    • @animegame100
      @animegame100 8 лет назад

      that s*** is the burps of Satan

    • @ohitsolly677
      @ohitsolly677 8 лет назад

      same ;-;

    • @badnewsbruner
      @badnewsbruner 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah, when he said that I wiggled my septum ring around and took a sniff and imagined having to eat something that smelled like that and almost barfd.

  • @ColonelPanic0
    @ColonelPanic0 5 лет назад +802

    So ashens
    -Hates tea
    -Loves vegemite
    ...Is he a secret Australian???

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 года назад +102

      Closeted Australian

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 4 года назад +79

      @@howeyyadoing9070 time to contact the English police and deport Ashens to Australia where he belongs.

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 4 года назад +34

      @@MrPwner911 Yeah, ship him off with the rest of those Tayto eating dissidents.

    • @9o4d2
      @9o4d2 4 года назад +1

      no

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 4 года назад +6

      well, he did finish his sentence and you know what they say, prison changes people

  • @BonchurnoTheSpaceChowboy
    @BonchurnoTheSpaceChowboy 8 лет назад +57

    I don't know why, but i found dan's response strangely wholesome.

  • @JMoon1231
    @JMoon1231 9 лет назад +77

    Mr Tayto is like a fatter jaundiced Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine

  • @tripdefect87
    @tripdefect87 9 лет назад +265

    I'm still waiting for the eventual Nutella Chocolate bar. I'm sure on the day of it's release, it will cause obesity to sky-rocket to near unheard of levels

  • @bbstaraimee
    @bbstaraimee 8 лет назад +109

    I die at the commentary "he looks like a bit of corn that's been found in someone's shit". I literally laughed out loud. Love these videos. Subscribed.

  • @TheIronyGiant
    @TheIronyGiant 7 лет назад +60

    "Salted bloody caramel? More like salted bumholes."
    My mom and I lost it.

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 9 лет назад +126

    On behalf of Ireland, we're sorry for Tayto chocolate. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Mr. Tayto (which is infact his name) was publicly executed for his crimes.

    • @liam6525
      @liam6525 9 лет назад +1

      But tayto bars are delicious :)

    • @mcarroll2103
      @mcarroll2103 9 лет назад +7

      Tayto crisps are really nice but in chocolate it's almost vomit-inducing

    • @senzers69
      @senzers69 9 лет назад +1

      +Dylan Quinn Fuck you I'm not sorry. Long live Mr. Tayto.

    • @100binweevil
      @100binweevil 9 лет назад +1

      I really liked my bar I got. it was chocolate flavour while eating then afterwards it was just tayto. no blending and it was great

    •  9 лет назад +3

      A friend of mine bought me a Tayto bar last year. I am fine with strong flavours, but it made me nearly boak. It was rank.

  • @ryanphan9819
    @ryanphan9819 8 лет назад +357

    I know this video is old, but some of that chocolate was out of dayto

    • @joshdeighton8636
      @joshdeighton8636 4 года назад +5

      Ryan Phan so is your joke-o

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +8

      @@joshdeighton8636 it's been 3 years, let it go.

    • @joshdeighton8636
      @joshdeighton8636 4 года назад +3

      Thwack I won’t-o

    • @Minty7502
      @Minty7502 4 года назад +2

      Wow 4 years later at the joke still goes on-o

    • @galacticmoonwolf8462
      @galacticmoonwolf8462 3 года назад +1

      Commenting so this joke will live on-o

  • @SSofIreland
    @SSofIreland 8 лет назад +97

    On behalf of my countrymen, allow me to apologise to the world for unleashing the blight of Tayto chocolate upon it.

    • @WarhammerWings
      @WarhammerWings 4 года назад +2

      I like Tayto crisps. I bought some in Dublin once and want to see them imported into the UK from Ireland!

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 4 года назад +13

      @@WarhammerWings Tayto crisps are nice, Tayto chocolate was gross.

  • @wkdfcuk
    @wkdfcuk 5 лет назад +48

    Keep Ireland Beautiful So The Potato Men Can Take Over. That cracked me up!😂

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 4 года назад +3

      If they do, we’ll have to see the Sex Lives of the Potato Men.
      I’m sorry...

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 9 лет назад +380

    Did Dan age 30 years since we last saw him?

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 9 лет назад +6

      Ikr why is he so shiny

    • @MamaAki
      @MamaAki 9 лет назад +52

      He became sophisticated *Drools*

    • @GameToony
      @GameToony 9 лет назад +2

      +Darkfreedom von Moor I was waiting for him to say "I'm not mad, Just disappointed"

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen 9 лет назад +2

      +Darkfreedom von Moor That's what happens when you travel thru time and space

    • @emacs_
      @emacs_ 9 лет назад +25

      +Darkfreedom von Moor He's morphed into a literature professor

  • @chriswhamilton
    @chriswhamilton 5 лет назад +36

    I always eat cheese and onion crisps after eating chocolate, its pretty nice. Those bars were disgusting though if I remember. Tayto invented cheese and onion flavouring in crisps, Tayto are actually really good crisps too.

  • @Kinzokan
    @Kinzokan 9 лет назад +76

    Congratulations! Your *Chef Excellence* has evolved into *Chef Opulence*!

    • @Mfenton10
      @Mfenton10 7 лет назад +7

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Opulence* has evolved into *Chef Significant* !

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 6 лет назад +6

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Significant* has evolved into *Chef Maximus!*

    • @nikiyerbamate
      @nikiyerbamate 5 лет назад +5

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Maximus* has evolved into *Chef Ultimate!*

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 лет назад +2

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Ultimate* has evolved into *Oh wait, that's its final evolution, there's nothing more!*

  • @lyricalmajesty2821
    @lyricalmajesty2821 8 лет назад +120

    Ashens: "Alright lets see what it's like"
    *OMPHGLOMPHSHOLOMSHLOMNOMONLMON*
    fuck he eats loud

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 8 лет назад +8

      Well the mic is probably near his mouth, what'd you expect?

    • @lyricalmajesty2821
      @lyricalmajesty2821 8 лет назад

      +Spoopy
      If he eats that loud, he should move away from the mic. Just because it was expected doesn't make it pleasant to hear.

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 8 лет назад +11

      LyricalMajesty you could just, you know turn down the volume. I have misophonia and it did not bother me that much.

    • @ange1playzgamez
      @ange1playzgamez 8 лет назад +4

      get rekt m8

    • @tazememes5756
      @tazememes5756 7 лет назад +1

      Ashens asmr confirmed.

  • @nuculearpancake17
    @nuculearpancake17 9 лет назад +142

    HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE.. CADBURY.. AND HE SAID...

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 9 лет назад +33

      +nuculearpancake17 Now *that* would make men chunder...

    • @imode256
      @imode256 9 лет назад +26

      +nuculearpancake17 I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER.

    • @harrylonsdale3142
      @harrylonsdale3142 9 лет назад +9

      +Ryan Jones oh, you better run, you better take cover!

    • @SupaDr00g
      @SupaDr00g 9 лет назад +7

      +harry lonsdale Where the women blow and men chunder.

    • @CathodeRayKobold
      @CathodeRayKobold 9 лет назад +3

      +harry lonsdale Take cover! There's a bloke handing out vegemite chocolate!

  • @libbyfan
    @libbyfan 8 лет назад +563

    Damn... I'm not gay or anything, but Dan at the end. 10/10 would smash.

    • @jessiah343
      @jessiah343 8 лет назад +47

      you're gay..

    • @libbyfan
      @libbyfan 8 лет назад +72

      Alright fine, but really though, Dan looked smashing!

    • @jessiah343
      @jessiah343 8 лет назад +31

      Yup can't deny that

    • @danielparry3787
      @danielparry3787 8 лет назад +36

      Why thank you....

    • @libbyfan
      @libbyfan 8 лет назад +9

      +Daniel Parry - You're welcome.

  • @sashawitwicky
    @sashawitwicky 8 лет назад +188

    the guy at the end was charming lol

    • @spamdaspam
      @spamdaspam 8 лет назад +35

      Chef Excellence

    • @jordyana7953
      @jordyana7953 8 лет назад +16

      And very handsome=)

    • @thearcheduck8746
      @thearcheduck8746 8 лет назад +12

      a excellent comment.

    • @hotdogs1026
      @hotdogs1026 7 лет назад +14

      It was one of the few times he wasn't wretching like a potato headed git.

  • @GTBAnime
    @GTBAnime 8 лет назад +563

    Spicy food and chocolate actually compliment each other.

    • @ShadowKalas
      @ShadowKalas 8 лет назад +30

      Yes! There's a Mexican dish called mole (mall-eh) which is basically made from peanuts, chocolate, and chillies; it tastes amazing.

    • @danterosales6985
      @danterosales6985 8 лет назад +15

      Mole-eh. its Mole-eh. and i wouldnt say its sweet in fact its more of a slightly spicy and savoury taste.

    • @ShadowKalas
      @ShadowKalas 8 лет назад +3

      Depends on where you try it, and i still think that mall-eh sound more natural than mole-eh which sounds like if you're saying it with an accent on purpose

    • @danterosales6985
      @danterosales6985 8 лет назад +2

      ShadowKalas idk man. thats how my family says it and cooks it. i actually miss having my abuelita cook it for me. shit was good. also shouldve had some in Puebla, but i ended up having the milanesa which was also alright.

    • @ShadowKalas
      @ShadowKalas 8 лет назад

      You had the chance to eat authentic mole Poblano and didn't? Make sure to give it a try sometime, that shit's good.

  • @cheeseburgur817
    @cheeseburgur817 9 лет назад +163

    Cheese and onion crisps, then eating chocolate is really nice. And yes, I'm Irish.

    • @bigbobbeepers2.099
      @bigbobbeepers2.099 9 лет назад +37

      +Cheeseburger 817 Eatin' out a Irish girl and a piece of chocolate is stellar.

    • @cheeseburgur817
      @cheeseburgur817 9 лет назад +1

      BigBobBeepers 2.0 Pahahahaha!

    • @consolios
      @consolios 9 лет назад +1

      +BigBobBeepers 2.0 large bob ma boi

    • @reversevelocity
      @reversevelocity 9 лет назад +7

      Well oil beef hooked

    • @daniellesykes5489
      @daniellesykes5489 9 лет назад +2

      I thought I was the only one 😦

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 8 лет назад +18

    10:22 - With the beard and suit, Dan is a dead ringer for Ben from "Short Circuit."
    "Come on Stuart, let us punch the sack. Tomorrow is the next day."

  • @TheTaylorwailer
    @TheTaylorwailer Год назад +3

    I absolutely love that the format hasn’t changed all this time. ❤

  • @lucarioluva448
    @lucarioluva448 8 лет назад +37

    gotta love it when an Englishman says Bloody hell! XD

  • @WhiteN0iz
    @WhiteN0iz 9 лет назад +105

    Wow.... I don't know who Dan is, but he's ridiculously handsome.

    • @lina8316
      @lina8316 9 лет назад

      +WhiteN0iz Yupp, hope there is more Dan in the future videos...;-)

    • @Inunah
      @Inunah 9 лет назад +18

      +WhiteN0iz He's a regular to Ashens' food videos, as well as having acted in the Quest for the Gamechild movie as the actual Chef Excellence.

    • @lina8316
      @lina8316 9 лет назад +3

      I know. But he hasn't been in Stuarts videos for some time...

    • @SpotTiger
      @SpotTiger 9 лет назад +15

      +lina8316 After the comment section wanted him to die? Or be killed with that knife ashens reviewed? That would put me off too...

    • @lina8316
      @lina8316 9 лет назад +27

      +rayman1113 right. did never understand all this hate against Dan

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 7 лет назад +40

    10:23 - Hey, it's that Indian scientist from the Short Circuit movies!

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 7 лет назад +5

      Bye bye, goofy woman. I have enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.

  • @lunakitty953
    @lunakitty953 8 лет назад +192

    Us Aussies think that vegemite chocolate is gross too. :(

    • @uncleheavysizzle5866
      @uncleheavysizzle5866 8 лет назад +2

      My word. Delicious.

    • @kruleworld
      @kruleworld 8 лет назад +16

      Ashens: "I like Vegemite"... eats Vegemite with Chocolate... "Ashens: "I hate Vegemite"

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo 8 лет назад +2

      WTF IS VEGEMITE

    • @VikingCuda
      @VikingCuda 8 лет назад +8

      Marmite but with vegatable extract instead of beef extract

    • @SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC
      @SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC 8 лет назад

      Not so. I had the chance to try it just once at a friend's house and I thought it was pretty tasty!

  • @leemccrudden3726
    @leemccrudden3726 8 лет назад +17

    " getting a hint of the vegimite....oh god" 😂😂✌🏼️ hilarious keep up the good work

  • @PossumCrafts
    @PossumCrafts 9 лет назад +456

    4:37 Ashens is Jontron confirmed.

    • @GuyAPerson
      @GuyAPerson 9 лет назад +79

      ECH

    • @seavashbas5058
      @seavashbas5058 9 лет назад +7

      +facecreep hiss would um, thees chocolates be edible for an, reptilian, like myself
      hisssssssssss

    • @awsombuttfacemonkey
      @awsombuttfacemonkey 9 лет назад +5

      +Seavash Bas where is this reptilian joke start

    • @ProfessorYana
      @ProfessorYana 9 лет назад +12

      +facecreep Well, that was unexpECHted.

    • @iidapperdog8398
      @iidapperdog8398 9 лет назад +3

      JOCK, SHADDUP

  • @maidenreligion12
    @maidenreligion12 8 лет назад +15

    Went to the Tobasco plant a few months back. They also have some cayenne pepper and jalapeno flavor ice cream, as well as tobasco flavored Coke that you can sample. =D

  • @valentino6462
    @valentino6462 7 лет назад +95

    you know, as someone from ireland, tayto cheese and onion and cadbury is a nice combination. not those dreaded mashed up bars, but buying a bag of those crisps and cadbury separately and eating them together does taste nice.

    • @richardlehane6108
      @richardlehane6108 7 лет назад +1

      soft namjoon yea I used to own a pub we used to always mix them they are unreal those bars where shit

    • @Bellyzbad1
      @Bellyzbad1 6 лет назад

      -seoulless chocolate and crisp go soo well in your mouth

    • @rusty8109
      @rusty8109 5 лет назад +4

      you’re all weird

    • @Lord-Farquaad
      @Lord-Farquaad 5 лет назад

      @@Bellyzbad1 seoul?

    • @David-ni1pg
      @David-ni1pg 5 лет назад

      @@rusty8109 I disavow

  • @scana1979
    @scana1979 2 года назад +6

    The weird Vegemite chocolate was one of many products of Kraft-Mondelez after the acquisition 2010 of Cadbury. Not being content with Vegemite being the breakfast staple on toast in Australia they came up with Vegemite in other oddball combinations. Vegemite flavoured cheese, cheese flavoured Vegemite, salt reduced Vegemite and yes that weird Vegemite in chocolate, none of which lasted very long. In 2017 Mondelez sold Vegemite off to locally owned Bega Cheese and the chocolate combination was a thing of the past.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 2 года назад

      I think what was holding it back was trying to do the filled thing. They shoulda just mixed it into the chocolate.

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF 9 лет назад +9

    Whoa! If you hadn't identified him as such there's no way I would've noticed that was "Chef Excellence" Dan!

  • @androzani
    @androzani 6 месяцев назад +3

    Tayto looks like Sir Topham Hatt had relations with Charlie to make him happy.

  • @clearspira
    @clearspira 9 лет назад +10

    Dan responded better to food than Stuart or Barry? WTF MAGIC IS THIS??

  • @liam55liam
    @liam55liam 8 лет назад +132

    The man at the end is very hot.

    • @tfuzz9184
      @tfuzz9184 8 лет назад +20

      stephen hawking?

    • @thegreatslothlord7796
      @thegreatslothlord7796 8 лет назад +7

      Who? Johnny Depp? Good thing for you my friend since he is now single after breaking up with his wife 2 weeks ago.

    • @soulja0
      @soulja0 8 лет назад +7

      Huh gayy

    • @Bucherviews
      @Bucherviews 8 лет назад +15

      Thank you, Lebron James, for your input.

    • @liam55liam
      @liam55liam 8 лет назад +32

      I'm not gay, im just a straight male, however I know my sexuality so it's perfectly fine to acknowledge that a dude is good looking.

  • @janeporter3600
    @janeporter3600 9 лет назад +22

    why has Dan become a 19th Century poet?

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 7 лет назад +15

    "I'm only getting th chocolate- Oh! Oh, there it is!"
    An excellent reaction.

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 5 лет назад +11

    1:58 - When you share your opinion on the Internet.

  • @MontyDotharl
    @MontyDotharl 9 лет назад +535

    Why is Dan dressed as if he's going to play the next incarnation of The Doctor?

    • @dragonmac1234
      @dragonmac1234 9 лет назад +11

      +Reilly “MontyPla” Weakley Spoilers :)

    • @MamaAki
      @MamaAki 9 лет назад +35

      Dan looks so seeexy :3

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 9 лет назад +4

      +Reilly „MontyPla“ Weakley That would be awesome, though. I would totally watch that.

    • @grandta13
      @grandta13 9 лет назад +5

      +Reilly “MontyPla” Weakley
      Tayto kind of reminded me of a Sontaran, and I decided to look in the comments to see if anyone else thought that; I found this instead.

    • @TheGenericNerd
      @TheGenericNerd 9 лет назад +7

      he reminded me of Fisher Stevens in the movie Short Circuit.

  • @Karuvatto
    @Karuvatto 9 лет назад +110

    I'm Australian and I don't like vegemite. But the biggest thing I always see is foreigners always eating it raw, you're not supposed to do that. No one does that but the insane, if someone tells you to do that they just want to watch you cry. The recipe for it is pretty much 70% bread, 29% butter and 1% vegemite.
    My mother loves vegemite but even she can't stand it raw.
    Fucking ridiculous why they'd stick it in chocolate though, guess they want to push something gimmicky out just to be odd and quirky so everyone would buy it to try it, thus making money.

    • @intronaut8582
      @intronaut8582 9 лет назад +2

      +Karuvatto Vegemite is nice by itself.

    • @hannahdeards9652
      @hannahdeards9652 9 лет назад +1

      I love marmite on its own. Marmite is almost a carbon copy of vegimite.

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 9 лет назад

      +Karuvatto plus it was fairly limited.

    • @bigbobbeepers2.099
      @bigbobbeepers2.099 9 лет назад +4

      +Karuvatto Did a lot better in sales than my vegemite-flavored condoms.

    • @sonjaarchaman2456
      @sonjaarchaman2456 9 лет назад +1

      +Karuvatto Who the hell puts butter on a vegemite sandwich? That ruins the taste of the vegemite!

  • @zacharygustafson8714
    @zacharygustafson8714 8 лет назад +292

    Regular potato chips in chocolate doesn't sound that bad.

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 8 лет назад +27

      The chips lose their crispiness, but it DEFINITELY fulfills the "sweet & salty" taste well.

    • @iblindsamurai2677
      @iblindsamurai2677 8 лет назад +10

      +Hooded Roxas i've had those chocolate bars before. just tastes like milk chocolate with a hint of cheese and onion crips/chips. (whatever you wanna call it)

    • @curlminion
      @curlminion 7 лет назад

      Zachary Gustafson same here

    • @Morgan02
      @Morgan02 7 лет назад +1

      Zachary Gustafson We have them here in Canada for years called cow chips they are really good

    • @mothra__13
      @mothra__13 7 лет назад +19

      ever try fries (us 'french' fries) dipped in a chocolate milkshake? best shit ever

  • @a3HeadedMonkey
    @a3HeadedMonkey 9 лет назад +22

    OMG that's what Dan looks like!!

    • @crochetingcanuck
      @crochetingcanuck 9 лет назад +9

      +The doctor I've been here several years and this is the first I've seen Dan on camera. He's usually offscreen.

    • @Inunah
      @Inunah 9 лет назад +11

      +The doctor or even the Ashens movie. He was on screen for at least 90% of the Quest for the Gamechild.

    • @a3HeadedMonkey
      @a3HeadedMonkey 9 лет назад +1

      I've been here since '06 & the Barcode Battler. I'm as OG as it gets.

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 9 лет назад

      +TheInunah or like the many skits they have done together.

    • @a3HeadedMonkey
      @a3HeadedMonkey 9 лет назад +1

      Kristina I only watch brown sofa Ashen videos I'm afraid.

  • @PhilOsGarage
    @PhilOsGarage 5 лет назад +2

    The final chap with the beard is delightfully proper, isn't he.

  • @BionicSammich
    @BionicSammich 9 лет назад +20

    Cheese and onion crisps + Chocolate is fucking tasty as fuck.

    • @sprinkleLPs
      @sprinkleLPs 9 лет назад

      +BionicSammich YES THEY ARE!!!! Nutella sandwich + Cheese and Onion crisps are amazing.

    • @PeaNutter505
      @PeaNutter505 9 лет назад +1

      Try kit Kat and original hula hoops, dunno why but it's great

    • @sprinkleLPs
      @sprinkleLPs 9 лет назад

      PeaNutter505™ :D

    • @soulify7960
      @soulify7960 9 лет назад

      I know right

  • @DeiwosN
    @DeiwosN 9 лет назад +16

    There's these Cadbury Marvellous Creations that have been showing up here in Australia for a while. It's just.. chocolate with random chunks of random flavoured/textured candy mixed into it, it's terrible because there's no consistency and contrasting flavours.

    • @sunday.4597
      @sunday.4597 9 лет назад +2

      +DeiwosN its delicious

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 9 лет назад

      yeah it's just like what they have left over from the factory next door. I'm not a fan either.

    • @josephbayley7343
      @josephbayley7343 9 лет назад +1

      +sunday. I know right it's so nice

    • @yyyyyom
      @yyyyyom 9 лет назад

      +sunday. I like it too :P Wish it was still here; at least I can't find it

    • @josephbayley7343
      @josephbayley7343 9 лет назад

      Yeah neither can I. Good job I stockpiled on it. I at least have 4 bars left

  • @mattwhitley8781
    @mattwhitley8781 4 года назад +5

    His reactions when he eats something really nasty are comedy gold!

  • @Exowave1
    @Exowave1 7 лет назад +2

    i was listening to this on some speakers and when it changed from Barry's house to that hotel room or whatever it was jarring because the "you like chocolate, don't you Dan" was so bassy and close sounding. had a good laugh

  • @Radical_Rainbow
    @Radical_Rainbow 7 лет назад +8

    "Hello, Charles? Listen, grandma's had another dementor attack. We need you to come over to the retirement home as soon as you can."

  • @thefattesthagrid
    @thefattesthagrid 4 года назад +3

    Could listen all day to a compilation comprised of Ashen being disgusted by stuff.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer 2 года назад +4

    Dan: gags on 50% of food by just smelling it
    Also Dan, tasting cheese and onion crisps in chocolate: that's not offensive

  • @SuperSljames
    @SuperSljames 4 года назад +2

    Dan looks like he should be running a museum or library in this

  • @MamaAki
    @MamaAki 9 лет назад +5

    WOW....DAN LOOKS SO....HANDSOME o~o

  • @paulkersey3042
    @paulkersey3042 4 года назад +9

    I love how evil Ashens is when Barry is involved. "I actually really hate cheese and onion chrisps" Oh do you? I had no idea, mind like a siv, that's- what? the 10th time I've had you eat something cheesey? no idea how it keeps slipping through the cracks

  • @diabeticlifewithtim3145
    @diabeticlifewithtim3145 Год назад +4

    I lived in Belfast at the time that this video was made and Tayto was more popular over there than Walkers Crisps! To be fair Tayto Crisps are bloody delicious!

  • @plotuscorman4020
    @plotuscorman4020 5 лет назад +2

    Strange that Dan, who normally pukes at the drop of a hat with Ashens' weird food shit, seemed to get on fine with the Tayto choc.

  • @TheLastThingWeNeed
    @TheLastThingWeNeed 9 лет назад +5

    Did Dan just time travel back from 1944?

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 8 лет назад +12

    "it can't be as bad as that bloody vegemite muck." famous last words.

  • @brownier2448
    @brownier2448 8 лет назад +8

    Dan appears to be a rather dashing thespian

  • @loralou-djflowerdove
    @loralou-djflowerdove 4 года назад +2

    I can't believe you tortured poor, beloved BARRY, with this!!!!!

  • @Sly_rim
    @Sly_rim 7 месяцев назад +3

    5:00 Holy crap it's Charlie from Smiling Friends

    • @Peskyhooligan
      @Peskyhooligan 4 месяца назад

      No. That isn’t him. No it can’t be. No. No stop. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN

  • @StephenFasciani
    @StephenFasciani 8 лет назад +35

    "An excellent chocolate bar" - Chef Excellence.

  • @bigby1976
    @bigby1976 8 лет назад +5

    Ha ha - that moment when the vegemite registers - priceless! ha ha

  • @darkestnights77
    @darkestnights77 8 лет назад

    That last guy's voice and inflexion is so peculiar, quite lovely too.

  • @domtwaites3436
    @domtwaites3436 7 лет назад +5

    Dan looks like one of those very young English professors in this

  • @Gweem13
    @Gweem13 8 лет назад +5

    You're freaking hilarious! 10/10 sarcastic humour XD

  • @kitsunahri
    @kitsunahri 9 лет назад +38

    the initials for Tayto on Tour are TOT and that is the german word for death...coincidence?

    • @v0id19
      @v0id19 9 лет назад +7

      +kitsunahri pretty sure Tod is death, tot is dead. I could be wrong, it's happened once or twice in the history of time

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 9 лет назад +10

      +v0id19 Let me as a recognized and officially sponsored German declare *drumroll please*: yeah, tot is dead, Tod is death. Now, away with me!

    • @Nukle0n
      @Nukle0n 9 лет назад +4

      +kitsunahri Like Tater Tots? Those weird frozen shapes of mash potato that americans enjoy?

    • @Detahramet
      @Detahramet 9 лет назад

      +kitsunahri Ok, I get that, but why are we giving a bunch toys to dead people?

    • @Somescrub
      @Somescrub 9 лет назад

      +Nukle0n Yes Tater Tots. Where they dice up potatos just to put them back together.

  • @lloydevans2900
    @lloydevans2900 5 лет назад +1

    I have this odd memory of buying a bar of Marmite chocolate in Robert Dyas Homestores of all places - they had a promotional display box of it at the till, so it was an impulse buy. Not sure if it was a Cadburys creation, but I do remember that instead of having a layer of Marmite sandwiched between layers of chocolate (like your Vegemite chocolate), the Marmite was somehow mixed into the chocolate. Not a huge amount of Marmite (perhaps 5% at most), but just enough to give a salted-caramel type aftertaste to the chocolate, which was weirdly pleasant.

  • @colbyscott1975
    @colbyscott1975 4 года назад +7

    I love how the “MASSIVE” chocolate block from here in Australia is the small one

    • @Zach-h2l
      @Zach-h2l 4 года назад

      wait what? are the bigger ones sold in normal stores or are they some kind of special order novelty? and if those are the small ones do they sell anything smaller? surely they do right?

    • @colbyscott1975
      @colbyscott1975 4 года назад

      @@Zach-h2l Yes they sell the big blocks ( I think 10x10 sqares of choc) in supermarkets next to that smaller one that Ashens had but they also sell the small one serving pack of chocolate aswell

  • @Buggy_Ari
    @Buggy_Ari 8 лет назад +3

    I kind of want to draw that "Six legged cat that talks to you when you sleep" that Ashens mentioned...

  • @trfandom250
    @trfandom250 8 лет назад +3

    "Whoever came up with that idea should be horsewhipped." Lmao XD

  • @AdventZER0
    @AdventZER0 Год назад +2

    as an Aussie can tell you that even we think that the Vegemite chocolate is a stupid idea that no one asked for and no one buys it

  • @sandyeden2816
    @sandyeden2816 5 лет назад +3

    Hey Ashens, maybe you and Barry could do a quiz on choosing which dish is the gluten free dish out of a group of foods. Would be interesting to watch.

  • @hayleykellestine1121
    @hayleykellestine1121 8 лет назад +8

    "salted carmel?! more like salted BUTTHOLE" best line ever XD

  • @jadelowe8050
    @jadelowe8050 8 лет назад +11

    Why is dan looking like a doctor all of a sudden?

  • @roypearse7456
    @roypearse7456 4 года назад +1

    Yeah those big slabs of Cadbury chocolate are quite normal in Australia and New Zealand. Vegemite is only good in VERY small quantities. In chocolate that would be horrible.

  • @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847
    @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847 4 года назад +4

    I dont know why this popped up in my recommendations but I dont regret watching this video

  • @aaron3408
    @aaron3408 8 лет назад +8

    Chocolate and Cheese. Excellent Ween album, not so excellent candy bar.

  • @kuuttinen
    @kuuttinen 7 лет назад +2

    "F*ck you Mr Potato!" Lol his reaction is just priceless.

  • @THEADVENTURESOFKEVINTHECARROT
    @THEADVENTURESOFKEVINTHECARROT 2 года назад +3

    I actually see camel balls in my local shop. and I'm scared of that camel coming to kill Me in my sleep.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +3

      ...you would think there would be _two_ to the package, amirite lol
      🐪〰️🔴🔴 sweet dreams

  • @teaguevox8160
    @teaguevox8160 8 лет назад +10

    Dan please marry me, your voice is so soothing it has a soporific effect.

  • @RobiticDuck
    @RobiticDuck 8 лет назад +25

    I feel like Dan would fit right in as a customer at my shop. He dresses top notch.

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 Год назад +1

    Dan going from gagging at everything edible that was put in front of him to becoming a philosopher who doesn't mind the taste that the others gagged on is... strange.

  • @Prizm17
    @Prizm17 3 года назад +4

    Since I saw this video I’ve always wanted to try that Tabasco chocolate and last summer I actually did and I enjoyed it thanks youtube recommendations for bringing me back

  • @fandomfan2800
    @fandomfan2800 4 года назад +5

    :It's a six leged cat that comes and talks to you in your sleep:

  • @talideon
    @talideon 9 лет назад +4

    Yeah... Tayto crisps tend to have a strong flavour. Now you have to try actual Tayto Cheese and Onion crisps for comparison's sake.
    I think the reason why Tayto created the bar was because the combination of chocolate and Cheese and Onion crisps would be a flavour Irish people would be familiar with from their childhood. Never got to try it when they were originally out, but I didn't hear too many complaints about the flavour. Given how out of date the bar is, the chocolate and crisp flavourings could have reacted in... interesting ways.

  • @macofalltrades6396
    @macofalltrades6396 Месяц назад

    When two people sent Ashens the same horrific chocolate bar - with the same batch number - separately, that should have been a tornado-warning level alarm.

  • @abavendarlocke5455
    @abavendarlocke5455 9 лет назад +60

    Sometimes I feel like I'm the only Australian that found the Vegemite chocolate absolutely foul. Everyone I knew loved it, and I was so confused as to why they did.

    • @Stormeris
      @Stormeris 9 лет назад +2

      +Abaven Denada *Mistake corrected. The comment now is pointless*

    • @abavendarlocke5455
      @abavendarlocke5455 9 лет назад

      Stormeris thank you! I thought there was something wrong with that. Aha

    • @Cat-qe3qu
      @Cat-qe3qu 9 лет назад +1

      Never have I tasted something so foul. Thinking about it makes me sick. Lol

    • @zman1508
      @zman1508 9 лет назад

      I could only eat a few pieces at a time I found it to be a rather interesting salted caramel type thing but it wasn't great. It was more for the interesting experience.

    • @NixodCreations
      @NixodCreations 9 лет назад

      +Abaven Denada Do you like Vegemite at all? Do you like very dark chocolate?

  • @ThomasTheSergal
    @ThomasTheSergal 8 лет назад +65

    Ashens,I want to send you a soda that expired August the 8th,1981.But your PO box is down.How do I send you it?