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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @Symphomaniac1
    @Symphomaniac1 8 лет назад +4951

    Tony's Chocolonely is a fair trade brand, and the bars are divided so unevenly in order to reflect the unfair distribution of profits by chocolate companies that underpay cocoa farmers.

    • @soulenoid6701
      @soulenoid6701 8 лет назад +242

      i appreciate you

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 8 лет назад +211

      +Doom III of House Zappo Shame a useful comment like yours doesn't get more thumbs up, and instead all the top comments are stupid bullshit like "That moment you realize you're still awake at midnight watching a grown man eat chocolate. What am I doing with my life?"
      Thanks for the explanation though.

    • @WalkableBuffalo
      @WalkableBuffalo 8 лет назад +115

      +mjc0961 Boo hoo. You really expected more from the RUclips comments?

    • @WholesomeMemes
      @WholesomeMemes 8 лет назад +22

      +Sir Lergen Nice meme.

    • @melvinjansen2338
      @melvinjansen2338 7 лет назад +65

      Doom III of House Zappo tony chocolony prays on the guilty feelings of progressive leftists

  • @ScooppyLise
    @ScooppyLise 8 лет назад +1913

    I have actually met the Tony from Tony's chocolonely, my school arranged something. And he said that the pieces aren't even because life is unfair

    • @benij8130
      @benij8130 7 лет назад +193

      - Mom why does he get a bigger piece of chocolate than me? - Because life is unfair.

    • @brandonmartin-moore5302
      @brandonmartin-moore5302 5 лет назад +15

      That's really interesting.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 лет назад +63

      Tony sounds like a twat

    • @KilgoreTrout11235
      @KilgoreTrout11235 4 года назад +38

      @@annother3350 And probably a better person than you.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 года назад +20

      "Life is unfair"
      Like anyone really needed a chocolate bar company to point that one out XD.

  • @raizin4908
    @raizin4908 8 лет назад +1166

    It's called "Chocolonely" because it's the first brand ever to produce chocolate bars that are made 100% slave-free. Tony first tried contacting major chocolate producers to do this, but they all turned his idea down, so he made a chocolate company himself, all alone in the chocolate industry. You can read the full story on their website, in English too. Very interesting.
     And the bar has unequal pieces "to make a statement about the inequality in the cocoa trade", because "why should our chocolate bars be divided into equal parts when the chocolate industry isn’t?"
    It's all explained on the inside of the wrapper too, but of course that doesn't help you much, as it's in Dutch.

    • @xavierjohnson2321
      @xavierjohnson2321 4 года назад +76

      This is the 'Fine I'll do it myself' meme before it was a thing

    • @MavsFromMars
      @MavsFromMars 4 года назад +2

      @@xavierjohnson2321 *bruh*

    • @TB-if7px
      @TB-if7px 4 года назад +13

      Their isn't a Tony tho. The founder of Tony Chocolonely is Teun van der Keuken, a famous Dutch TV star.

    • @PatchCornAdams723
      @PatchCornAdams723 4 года назад +18

      Sanctimonious gum flapping and empty platitudes. 'Fair trade' doesn't do a damn thing to help 'muh poor impoverished serfs'; it's just a logo that's put there to make you spend more money and to make the consumer feel good without actually having to do anything.
      Furthermore, it all relies on a poor understanding of the third world economies and the many underlying factors at play.
      Long story short, buy whatever chocolate you like, and don't act like you're a hero for buying expensive trendy crap just because it 'makes a statement'. (and it's a pretty lousy and loose statement anyway. 'let's make our chocolate come in randomly sized pieces because muh slaves'? Weak.)

    • @AjourChannel
      @AjourChannel 4 года назад +8

      @@TB-if7px Teun is Dutch voor Tony or Anthony.

  • @tijn2237
    @tijn2237 8 лет назад +520

    Tony's chocolate is all about fairtrade and anti-slavery. I was told that is also the reason the bars are so oddly shaped, to make the distrubution also unfair, because that is how life is.

    • @jackieloumateo7981
      @jackieloumateo7981 7 лет назад +34

      I dont think he was trying to make you feel guilty i think he was just giving some insight into the name. He never even mentioned it was necessarily against "white males" either. So a bit of an overreaction no offense.

    • @TheNugettinage
      @TheNugettinage 7 лет назад +10

      +Sharrel Wright Triggered much?

    • @1FireyPhoenix
      @1FireyPhoenix 7 лет назад +18

      Sharrel Wright They are Dutch. Why the hell would they care about American slavery.

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink 7 лет назад +54

      +Sharrel Wright You do realise that slavery is still a thing that exists in the world? Teun van der Keuken (the guy behind Tony) is an investagative journalist who did a lot of research into chocolate production and found out that most of it is produced with child labour and slave labour. So he set out to change that with his own brand. Nothing to do with you or your ancestors unless you are now as we speak owning slaves who produce chocolate.

    • @muisverriet
      @muisverriet 7 лет назад +8

      1FireyPhoenix Because we think slavery is shit.

  • @rayota260
    @rayota260 8 лет назад +119

    "everything is salted now, i bought some salted salt yesterday"
    *dead*

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 4 года назад

      Salt and nuts aren't exactly a new combination. Neither are salt and chocolate. I really don't get what he was confused by.

    • @RyoHazuki1
      @RyoHazuki1 4 года назад

      @@LordMooshroom salted caramel

  • @FedorovAvtomat
    @FedorovAvtomat 8 лет назад +1307

    Tony's going to be pissed you ate his chocolate.

    • @tetrys
      @tetrys 8 лет назад +54

      he's sending mobsters right now

    • @AwesomePhantomPig
      @AwesomePhantomPig 8 лет назад +77

      +Dank Combee "Leave the gun.Take the Chocoloneley"

    • @pinto5025
      @pinto5025 8 лет назад +7

      i'm just waiting for memestar to report this

    • @bigb0ss282
      @bigb0ss282 8 лет назад

      Sad Sad Tony........

    • @jamesdrake8222
      @jamesdrake8222 8 лет назад

      +FedorovAvtomat fu#k tony! 8D

  • @gray007nl
    @gray007nl 8 лет назад +2748

    It's distributed into pieces like that because life isn't fair.

    • @allichite1309
      @allichite1309 8 лет назад +139

      Deep

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 8 лет назад +160

      +Johan “Wolter” Hoekstra - Or because Tony's main line of business is making soles for hiking boots.

    • @RuneTrips
      @RuneTrips 8 лет назад +32

      +RFC3514 I took that seriously as a snarky comment from a fan of Tony. Then I caught the joke trying to fly over me.

    • @fateless8428
      @fateless8428 8 лет назад +1

      +Some bananas have you ever took time to finis ha rhyme but the right words just weren't there? meat cleaver

    • @culwin
      @culwin 8 лет назад +2

      +Johan “Wolter” Hoekstra I blame feminists.

  • @thewisewolf768
    @thewisewolf768 8 лет назад +1319

    Someone needs to make a timelapse of the degradation of the couch.

    • @michaelhenson7707
      @michaelhenson7707 8 лет назад +8

      +Snorlax Man YESSS!

    • @plum_bit
      @plum_bit 8 лет назад +163

      +Snorlax Man It used to annoy me that anyone would have such an ugly couch. I always screamed internally at him to get a new couch. Then i realized, he probably doesn't use this as his actual couch. He probably has it stored in some back-room in his house and just uses it for filming for continuity/branding purposes. I bet he has a nice couch elsewhere in his house.

    • @MarginalSC
      @MarginalSC 8 лет назад +138

      +Plum Bit I half expect he uses the nice couch as his dining room table after viewing this for so long.

    • @mrmendabest
      @mrmendabest 8 лет назад +85

      the couch is long gone its just a greenscreen now

    • @SqumbusJumbus
      @SqumbusJumbus 8 лет назад

      +mrmendabest really

  • @dtw_1995
    @dtw_1995 8 лет назад +513

    your Dutch accent sounded very.... South African.

    • @ruinenlust_
      @ruinenlust_ 8 лет назад +18

      hijsebakkie

    • @valance10
      @valance10 8 лет назад +1

      TheGolDan95 Blerrie fool

    • @Farmeraap
      @Farmeraap 7 лет назад +74

      Because a South African English accent sounds Dutch. Colonial remnants and all.

    •  7 лет назад +1

      Bic two sith eff-ricca.

    • @ato5364
      @ato5364 7 лет назад

      TheGolDan95 jy tel net stompies op.

  • @teunissenstefan
    @teunissenstefan 8 лет назад +891

    Tony's Chocolonely is literally the best chocolate ever. I've got a bar here right now lol. But he should've tried Tony's milk chocolate.

    • @nolifegetone6841
      @nolifegetone6841 8 лет назад

      treu

    • @GleamEyes
      @GleamEyes 8 лет назад +18

      +Stefan Teunissen melk is inderdaad veel beter >w

    • @wesleyhawk137
      @wesleyhawk137 8 лет назад +3

      +Stefan Teunissen hou je muil dicht joh! gewoon milka oreo eten xD

    • @wesleyhawk137
      @wesleyhawk137 8 лет назад

      +Applejack Productions dat vind ik nou echt lekker! :D

    • @wesleyhawk137
      @wesleyhawk137 8 лет назад

      ***** yuh boi!

  • @OfLefty
    @OfLefty 8 лет назад +407

    I think someone stepped on your chocolate bar.

    • @WhispersOfWind
      @WhispersOfWind 8 лет назад +3

      +Brandon Yancar _priceless_

    • @rdubby1102
      @rdubby1102 8 лет назад +3

      That's what I thought

    • @ShortFingeredShreder
      @ShortFingeredShreder 8 лет назад +20

      +Brandon Yancar The factory probably re-purposes the stamps they use for sneaker soles. Yeah, they make sneakers and chocolate, a very niche company.

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 8 лет назад +11

      +ShortFingeredShreder "Tony's Snocolate Inc."

    • @bumblebee7838
      @bumblebee7838 8 лет назад +8

      +Brandon Yancar
      Tony always works naked besides some military boots. It is part of his artistic process so dont judge.

  • @adamtaylor911
    @adamtaylor911 8 лет назад +318

    Tony's: Wonderful taste, strange shape

    • @Drawyah
      @Drawyah 8 лет назад

      😂

    • @electromika
      @electromika 8 лет назад +35

      Tony Chocolonley (Tow Ni Cho Cologne Lee)

    • @wisteela
      @wisteela 8 лет назад

      Brilliant 😀

    • @DASyam-tb7qt
      @DASyam-tb7qt 8 лет назад +13

      Tony (tony)

    • @Drawyah
      @Drawyah 8 лет назад +7

      Dian Azhari Syam
      More like Tony (Toe-Knee)

  • @MrSlaughterrific
    @MrSlaughterrific 8 лет назад +392

    I hope ashens doesn't eat that loudly off camera. he always goes AHANOMNAM on camera to give us sound effects.

    • @niceonemate8198
      @niceonemate8198 8 лет назад +60

      Microphones enhance it m8

    • @sammyvales
      @sammyvales 8 лет назад +39

      AHAHNOMNAMNOMAMNAOM

    • @Komichi
      @Komichi 8 лет назад +15

      I know it's mostly the microphone but my god he really does eat loudly in these videos

    • @temjinAMG
      @temjinAMG 8 лет назад +30

      The chewing it's the part I love the most lol

    • @WhispersOfWind
      @WhispersOfWind 8 лет назад

      +AWildZapdos +Slaughterrific, LAWLawlawlawl...

  • @firstaid223
    @firstaid223 8 лет назад +1965

    Ah what a time we live in, one million people watching a man eating chocolate in front of an old couch

    • @FlammablePaper
      @FlammablePaper 8 лет назад +2

      +FirstaidGames :B1:

    • @jamble7k
      @jamble7k 8 лет назад +22

      +FirstaidGames there is nothing wrong with this

    • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
      @firstnamelastname-oy7es 8 лет назад +8

      +FirstaidGames This is what the Mastodons were trying to warn us about.

    • @salz_
      @salz_ 8 лет назад +6

      Life is Good.

    • @VideoGameManiac8
      @VideoGameManiac8 8 лет назад +10

      +FirstaidGames not just a man, THE man

  • @AdamYJ
    @AdamYJ 8 лет назад +83

    Y'know, if Tony's chocolonely, he should go out and meet some chocopeople. He could go to a chocogaming night or join a chocobook discussion group.

    •  4 года назад

      I daren't guess how chocosex is done.

    • @PewPewBeets
      @PewPewBeets 3 года назад +2

      Puns

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 года назад +2

      Beats hanging out in...
      Bars

  • @mumpert8091
    @mumpert8091 8 лет назад +83

    I love how you found more efficient ways to open up the chocolate bars as the video went on

    • @yungchop6332
      @yungchop6332 8 лет назад +1

      +mum pert Yap

    • @yungchop6332
      @yungchop6332 8 лет назад +1

      how is such a thing as a "brother" acheivable by a angel of such high power, who fell?

  • @Slay1337pl
    @Slay1337pl 8 лет назад +141

    I need a soundbite of Ashens saying: "Superior nut".

  • @no.justno3832
    @no.justno3832 8 лет назад +79

    Looks like someone stepped on a chocolate bar and tried to put it back together

  • @worldgate989
    @worldgate989 8 лет назад +290

    Man, those bars look like they got some weight to them.

    • @danileigh140
      @danileigh140 8 лет назад +10

      I thought the exact same thing, they look like solid plastic.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 8 лет назад +60

      As someone familiar with them, they do weigh more than your average chocolate bar.

    • @Paddy-zn4oo
      @Paddy-zn4oo 8 лет назад +8

      But do they taste good

    • @bronwynjohnston1669
      @bronwynjohnston1669 8 лет назад +44

      +XxPaddy 4444xX They taste absolutely heavenly

    • @screamified409
      @screamified409 8 лет назад +1

      very good

  • @CrashBangAdam
    @CrashBangAdam 8 лет назад +262

    I was imagining Tony was Fat Tony from the Simpsons, and it was his voice reading out the Chocolate flavours.
    'Well it seems our Mr Ashens is going to be trying some of my world famous Pecan and Almond Choc-co-lat'

    • @CrashBangAdam
      @CrashBangAdam 8 лет назад +17

      +CrashBangAdam im a very lonely man.
      Chocolonely.

    • @cheesoid6628
      @cheesoid6628 8 лет назад +3

      +CrashBangAdam best thing 2016

    • @pettisd
      @pettisd 8 лет назад +3

      Lol. The Simpsons still holds up great even today!

    • @icedpeachqueen6223
      @icedpeachqueen6223 8 лет назад +8

      Hey I thought you said Troy was dead!
      No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes.

    • @jesusslaves9540
      @jesusslaves9540 6 лет назад +2

      We'll have to dispose of these lawn trimmings.. in a car compacter

  • @grahamlive
    @grahamlive 8 лет назад +129

    May I just say that the person who wrote the translations has lovely handwriting?

  • @DarkdustDragon
    @DarkdustDragon 8 лет назад +41

    First time I've seen a chocolate bar that looks like a shoe sole.

    • @ballsrgrossnugly
      @ballsrgrossnugly 8 лет назад +1

      +DarkdustDragon I bet it would get good traction on anything but hot concrete!

    • @ballsrgrossnugly
      @ballsrgrossnugly 8 лет назад +1

      Yes I'm A Brony - I Hope You're Triggered
      Sorry, not a brony, but not triggered. You may continue as you wish.

    • @DarkdustDragon
      @DarkdustDragon 8 лет назад

      Yes I'm A Brony - I Hope You're Triggered The ones he reviewed prior to these were far worse.

  • @RonnaaFoogle
    @RonnaaFoogle 7 лет назад +267

    Stuart the way you haphazardly open chocolate bars makes me incredibly uncomfortable

    • @Solocat1
      @Solocat1 4 года назад +8

      I assume that you are a Democrat.

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 4 года назад +26

      @@Solocat1 ???? wut

    • @fruitylerlups530
      @fruitylerlups530 4 года назад +17

      @@genderlesswhale2868 welcome to youtube comments sections, theyre always kinda.. like this for some reason

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 4 года назад +2

      You should see him make a fucking hotdog

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 4 года назад +9

      @@fruitylerlups530 I sat there for longer than I'd like to admit trying to see the connection. I don't know how I have so much faith in people left after a decade on the Internet, smdh

  • @k27ism
    @k27ism 8 лет назад +92

    meanwhile...i'm just sitting here, imagining myself eating those chocolate bars while he is describing them...

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 8 лет назад +2

      k27ism I really wish I had money for chocolate now

    • @jshinmoe18
      @jshinmoe18 6 лет назад +2

      i'm eating one of them rn..b0i

    • @damienmichiels4119
      @damienmichiels4119 4 года назад

      I'm hungry

    • @Dsquaredloser
      @Dsquaredloser 4 года назад

      @@JustNatax3 their like 2,50&

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 4 года назад +3

      @@Dsquaredloser I guess you've never been poor. Congratulations.

  • @whiteonyx4
    @whiteonyx4 8 лет назад +46

    Tony's is great, little weird but great. I'm eating the caramel/ sea salt one at the moment. You should have really read Tony's ' history'. This chocolat company fights for slave free chocolat production (not just being fairtrade). That's why it has a broken chain on it. Cause apparently chocolat slavery is still going on. So good for you, Tony!

  • @MoxStash
    @MoxStash 8 лет назад +23

    That sofa could be rotting, have rats living in it and be on fire BUT PLEASE DON'T EVER REPLACE IT!

    • @N64Joey
      @N64Joey 8 лет назад

      If he ever dose he needs to do a couch giveaway!

    • @ct-hv1uz
      @ct-hv1uz 8 лет назад

      +N64 Joey couch auction*

    • @N64Joey
      @N64Joey 8 лет назад

      +Colton Turner EVEN BETTER

  • @extremelymoist6661
    @extremelymoist6661 8 лет назад +45

    'Bloody hell that's getting bad...'
    He said, while fingering the Sofa

  • @brandonsflowers8211
    @brandonsflowers8211 8 лет назад +51

    "Looks like i've been handling poos" - Stuart Ashen, 2016

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 4 года назад +37

    Tony's Chocolonely bars have been available in the UK from Sainsbury's and Waitrose stores since early 2019. They started with flavours that people might actually like:
    - Milk chocolate
    - Milk chocolate w/caramel & sea salt
    - Milk chocolate w/almonds, honey & nougat
    - Milk chocolate w/hazelnuts
    - White chocolate w/raspberries & popping candy
    - Dark chocolate w/almonds & sea salt (as seen in this video)
    - Extra dark chocolate (71% cocoa)
    - Dark milk chocolate w/pretzels & toffee

    • @nyanbinarydisaster
      @nyanbinarydisaster 4 года назад +4

      next time i go outside, i'm zooming to sainsbury's for that white chocolate one. no shits given about what people think of white chocolate, i bet that's the best chocolonely of all

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Год назад

      @@nyanbinarydisaster Also now available in Asda. And these bars have been added to the range...
      - Milk chocolate w/chocolate chip cookie
      - Milk chocolate, pecan & caramel crunch
      As well as these Sweet Sensation varieties, based on real brands...
      - Milk chocolate, creamy hazelnut crunch (Ferrero Rocher)
      - Milk chocolate w/crispy wafer (Kit Kat)
      - Milk chocolate w/caramel & biscuit (Twix)
      And these two Chocolate Love-a-Fair flavours in collaboration with Fairtrade ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's...
      - Dark milk chocolate w/brownie pieces
      - White chocolate w/strawberries & biscuit pieces, referred to as Strawberry Cheesecake

  • @mapletreemon4834
    @mapletreemon4834 8 лет назад +108

    ''the orange is manifesting'' Stuart Ashen 2016

    • @deadchannel98275dhyu
      @deadchannel98275dhyu 5 лет назад +5

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh orange R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

    • @AJPDing
      @AJPDing 4 года назад +2

      Personally I prefer Azathoth

  • @aerendyll
    @aerendyll 8 лет назад +17

    You know, despite these weird chocolate flavours that Tony's produces, their regular milk chocolate is among the best chocolate I've ever tasted. I definitely recommend trying it sometime.

  • @Ruari123able
    @Ruari123able 8 лет назад +233

    This should have just been called "Eating Tony's chocolate"

  • @Giacomino_
    @Giacomino_ 8 лет назад +19

    I love how the product being in date is a pleasant surprise here LMAO

  • @bluephreakr
    @bluephreakr 8 лет назад +148

    An interesting story about the chocolate; That timeline on each bar wrapper is available in English on the manufacturer's website. The short of it is;
    An investigative journalist, Teun van de Keuken (Tony) discovered in 2003 that some of the world's raw cocoa, used by every chocolate manufacturer is contributed by slave labour. In protest of this, he eats a bunch of chocolate then tries to turn _himself_ to authorities as a criminal, going so far as to source former child slaves to testify against him.
    Two years later, impatient for justice, he decided to instead make his own chocolate, under the _Tony's Chocolonely_ brand, heralding itself as the world's first "Slave-free" chocolate.
    Three years after, Bellissimo filed a lawsuit against Tony's brand, with the audacity to suggest that cocoa cannot be claimed entirely without slave labour, and that it is slanderous to other chocolate makers to imply there is slave labour involved. The Dutch court rules in Tony's favour, and later, the case Tony made against himself is dropped.
    Three years after that, Tony discovers his source for hazelnuts was using slave labour, and had to switch to a different slave-free source.
    Two years after, the chocolate bars take on a strange, new design (the one Ashens has) as a statement against the inequality of the cocoa trade's stance against slavery; The industry isn't equal about fair rights and slave-free sourcing, so why should their bar?
    So on and so forth, in between all that a foundation was made, as well a convention to share information about slave labour for commodities such as cocoa, etc. So the entire premise of Tony's Chocolonely is a very tasty statement against raw goods obtained from exploited people, used to work in labour camps for the production of what we consume.
    Interestingly, despite its history listed on the website and in labels, Tony's Chocolonely remains in the Food Empowerment Project's list of "Approved chocolates" category _Cannot recommend but are working on the issues in various ways_

    • @supernightslash
      @supernightslash 8 лет назад +6

      Absolutely Amazing. o-o

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 8 лет назад +8

      +bluephreakr
      I sometimes feel like it's going 3000 years for us to get our collective shit together instead of the 300 that it takes in Star Trek.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 8 лет назад +6

      +manictiger don't worry, it is human to struggle.

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 8 лет назад +3

      +bluephreakr 'strange new design'? it looks like the undertread of a fraggin' boot bruh!

    • @Stijning
      @Stijning 8 лет назад +1

      +kromwell smith Life isn't fair

  • @chowt002
    @chowt002 4 года назад +34

    "strange Dutch chocolate"
    *pops down to local sainsbury's to buy myself a bar*

    • @aidanfell4297
      @aidanfell4297 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, they are now stocked in the UK properly, with English language wrapping.

  • @KPater-mf4je
    @KPater-mf4je 8 лет назад +129

    I was skeptical at first as to whether Tony's was really a slave-free
    choco company and not just a gimmick, so I did a bit of digging and
    discovered that it was launched by an investigative journalist who has
    done a lot against major chocolate companies who lied about not using
    child labor, and he set up his own company that packages and sells
    chocolate produced by freelance farmers and farmer co-ops, which is
    really awesome. Totally worth the price.
    The flavors that his chocolates come in sound pretty awesome too.
    Unfortunately I have never seen this company in Germany. All we have here is Nestle, Milka and Lindt, and whatever generic crap that Aldi or Lidl sells (which is probably old Milka chocolate that they re-melt into new molds and re-package with their own labels lol).
    Even our organic stores are pretty poorly stocked. Sigh.
    On a side-note:
    the uneven chocolate bar bit is actually pretty clever. It's not everday that chocolate provides you with food for thought

    • @mattlm64
      @mattlm64 8 лет назад

      +Simon Peggle You can always purchase chocolate online. That's what I do.

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 8 лет назад

      +Matthew Mitchell yeah, that's the only option left

    • @nobody2021
      @nobody2021 6 лет назад +1

      in my case its actually cheaper. i went out and bought some dark chocolate today. lindt was $3.20 for 3.5oz, ritter sport same price but has a cookie inside, so probably only a fraction of the weight is actually chocolate. tony's was 6oz for $3.50. for real chocolate without a bunch of shit fillers (i'm looking at you, hershey) you can't beat that.

    • @oliverevans4629
      @oliverevans4629 4 года назад +1

      lily-liver Tony’s “flagship” store in Westerpark Amsterdam has so many flavors, plus you can try all of them as they just put out bar chunks for people to try. It’s a great company with terrifically good chocolate. My particular favorite is either the straight milk or white chocolate with raspberry and popping candy

  • @Snowy_Weather
    @Snowy_Weather 8 лет назад +42

    The regular flavours (Pure and milk) of Tony's are really delicious. I didn't know these weird tastes existed, I usually just buy the normal chocolate flavours. They're really good.

    • @saenai7614
      @saenai7614 8 лет назад +5

      The Orange (coloured) one is delicious. It's with salt.

  • @palibakufun
    @palibakufun 8 лет назад +90

    I never did understand why so many people hate coconut. It's such a mild flavor to me, that I find it hard to have a strong opinion either way. It's like hating water.

    • @DurradonXylles
      @DurradonXylles 8 лет назад +27

      While I agree with that, I think most people hate coconut because of the texture it has when it's cut into flakes and dried; it seems very likely considering most edible concoctions that use coconut uses the dried flake variety.

    • @palibakufun
      @palibakufun 8 лет назад +3

      DurradonXylles Maybe. I think I heard my roommate or someone say that before, so maybe that is the overarching reason.

    • @darkmonsterlime
      @darkmonsterlime 8 лет назад +5

      loads of people i know hate water and im like wha da fuu

    • @FastForwardPlans
      @FastForwardPlans 6 лет назад +9

      I dislike it for the texture personally.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 лет назад +5

      Sometimes coconut flavour can be overpowering. But it's not bad, I always liked coconut flavoured stuff.

  • @fonkelster
    @fonkelster 8 лет назад +95

    They should have send you milk caramel seasalt. That one is amazing!

  • @chungdha
    @chungdha 6 лет назад +21

    I lived in Holland most of my life, but have seen these in stores, but never bought any of these. Actually didn't even knew its from a Dutch company, as looks and sounded too much like some import product as Tony isn't really a Dutch name.

  • @hamburgerbobsgallery
    @hamburgerbobsgallery 8 лет назад +25

    "An Excellent Array Of Strange Chocolate Bars"

  • @Bardogeeftjordigelijk_nl
    @Bardogeeftjordigelijk_nl 8 лет назад +284

    Tony Chocolony is fair trade choclate. Tony wants slave free Choclate

    • @Bardogeeftjordigelijk_nl
      @Bardogeeftjordigelijk_nl 8 лет назад +4

      *Chocolate

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 8 лет назад +2

      +Bardogeeftjordigelijk.nl *Edit

    • @Reducks_again
      @Reducks_again 8 лет назад +11

      who wants slaves touching your chocolate. gross.

    • @zigisamblak
      @zigisamblak 8 лет назад +52

      +Reducks3000 Most cocoa is farmed by children who basically live in slave conditions. Enjoy your mars bar.

    • @Reducks_again
      @Reducks_again 8 лет назад +8

      +Zigi Samblak thank you cheeki breeki now I am enlightened like the buddha.

  • @ThatGuyBradley
    @ThatGuyBradley 8 лет назад +12

    why am I staring at a couch while I listen to a British man chew chocolate.
    what is life

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 8 лет назад

      +ThatGuyBradley all questions we ask ourselves

    • @-throat-
      @-throat- Год назад

      Life is life

  • @medijate
    @medijate 8 лет назад +51

    It turns out the point to Tony's Chocolonely was that it was slave free.
    So in the end
    Tony wanted to be the opposite of Willy Wonka

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 3 года назад +4

      The oompa-loompas were actually grateful to work for Wonka, as the jungles they lived in were fraught with constant threats to them and they wanted OUT of there

    • @english_electric7125
      @english_electric7125 3 года назад +6

      @@DirectorOfChaos9292 Yeah, but who told us that story?

  • @WeckoGecko
    @WeckoGecko 4 года назад +404

    I kinda dislike it when people don't do research.

    • @damon5127
      @damon5127 4 года назад +67

      Lucifer shut up

    • @Satikal
      @Satikal 4 года назад +22

      Lucifer fr tho stfu

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 4 года назад +39

      @Lucifer that's literally the entire point of the brand. sorry that Tony's Chocolonely's isn't a braindead consumerist brand that you pick up and don't give any thought of where it came from.

    • @data4790
      @data4790 4 года назад +8

      @@AnymMusic It's just a different brand to consume. It may be fair-trade, who even cares, my dude? You shouldn't be supporting the industry that is responsible for sugar addiction and diabetes in the first place.
      You're essentially an economical hipster that wants to pay Juan and Pablo a few dollars more so you can feel like a better _hooman_ .

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 4 года назад +15

      Data
      Not only is it fair trade but they also fight slavery and child labour.
      They have foundations and build schools for the children of plantation owners, so their future doesn’t HAVE to be cocoa farmer.

  • @Zappygunshot
    @Zappygunshot 8 лет назад +16

    The normal milk flavoured version of Tony's Chocolonely is absolutely fantastic though.

  • @bobria68
    @bobria68 8 лет назад +5

    the sound of you crunching the chocolate is the best thing ever.

    • @PoloDaBear
      @PoloDaBear 8 лет назад +1

      No, it's so horrible ;(

  • @thereisnocontenthere
    @thereisnocontenthere 8 лет назад +69

    Hey...psst..Ashens! Don't forget to check de binnenkant van seze wikkel!
    I forgot to check MY binnenkant van seze wikkel before and HOO BOY, let me tell you, the ensuing chaos was nobody's fault but my own.

    • @WhispersOfWind
      @WhispersOfWind 8 лет назад

      s-s-stijl, gek.

    • @jacodb8956
      @jacodb8956 8 лет назад +1

      Jongen toch, nu is het hek helemaal van de dam

    • @hugojonkers6352
      @hugojonkers6352 8 лет назад +1

      Your dutch is on point😂

    • @daveprice5911
      @daveprice5911 8 лет назад

      +Thunderchrist Ministries International XD me too

    • @poisax
      @poisax 8 лет назад

      Hoo boy, I'm happy I checked mine!
      (It's actually just some boring shite about how Tony is against unfair trade and stuff, which of course is a good cause, but do you really want to read it?)

  • @ConradFiat
    @ConradFiat 4 года назад +12

    Tony's chocolate is nice. It's quite a honorable thing what they did. Doing charity etcetera.

  • @scott19087
    @scott19087 4 года назад +24

    Everybody thinking us Dutchies eat this all the time: we don't. It's too expensive to eat on a regular basis lol

  • @samuelshaw7730
    @samuelshaw7730 8 лет назад +14

    The apostrophe doesn't necessarily mean that the chocolonely belongs to tony. It could just as easily be "tony is" chocolonely, where it's shortened to Tony's

    • @gregorstanley3209
      @gregorstanley3209 8 лет назад

      Aww thats just depressing... But sweet and delicious at the same time. Kind of like the local news...

  • @crazyluigi6664
    @crazyluigi6664 8 лет назад +48

    Thank God I'm not the only one that despises coconut (at least in chocolate).

    • @creamwarrior
      @creamwarrior 8 лет назад +4

      coconut is general is the worst tropical fruit period.

    • @gusazoth
      @gusazoth 8 лет назад +4

      +Jabarichonicles Durian.

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 8 лет назад

      Not a fan of them, but I love coconut in cookies.

    • @ClumsyM00se
      @ClumsyM00se 8 лет назад +16

      loving coconut is the best because its so widely hated you get given all of the bounty celebrations- B)

    • @czsmindhole3507
      @czsmindhole3507 8 лет назад

      +Anthony Demaen Durian is fantastic.

  • @poseidon1680
    @poseidon1680 8 лет назад +21

    Nice to see he's recovering well from the orb incident

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 лет назад

      +Papa Meme What incident?

    • @crazzilla7203
      @crazzilla7203 8 лет назад +1

      +DarthRushy go watch tomska's most recent video, ashens is in it! it's called the orb

    • @mrmeh4393
      @mrmeh4393 8 лет назад

      +Papa Meme should really cover up that bloody hole

    • @poseidon1680
      @poseidon1680 8 лет назад

      +Mr Meh they would but all of the rugs just fall down the hole

    • @mrmeh4393
      @mrmeh4393 8 лет назад

      tomska better release a book called "me and the hole"

  • @TheJoebus666
    @TheJoebus666 7 лет назад +2

    Coconut always does that... it lulls you into a false sense of security and then hits you after everything else has gone.

  • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
    @mr.kittysavestheworld695 7 лет назад +5

    There is no such thing as a 'hint' of rosemary. It's either not in the food, or blasting your mouth into another dimension.

  • @gernst5345
    @gernst5345 2 года назад +14

    I don't think you get enough credit for just how good you are at improvising jokes. You've been doing this for so long and you're still able to be funny so frequently. It's honestly astounding.

  • @EasilyBoredGamer
    @EasilyBoredGamer 8 лет назад +3

    I have finally trained my brain to translate all the subtle differences between Britain english and American english, now I can hear "Chips, crisps, and sweets." without having to pause the video and think for a moment

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 8 лет назад +2

      +The Easily Bored Gamer
      Any non-American anglophone has to do that for 90% of media.

    • @EasilyBoredGamer
      @EasilyBoredGamer 8 лет назад

      yeah, cultural difference can bite someone in the ass if not aware

  • @n4veybaby
    @n4veybaby 8 лет назад +6

    i just really like the packaging, it just pleases me

  • @Bendyrulz
    @Bendyrulz 2 года назад +2

    Tony’s chocolate looks like they peeled the tread off an all terrain 4WD tyre

  • @armorrazuken
    @armorrazuken 8 лет назад +9

    ashens, you are the only english speaker who i ever heard actually speaking in a real dutch accent, whenever i hear english speakers trying to speak with a dutch accent they are just speaking with a german accent(they even use German words). so.........good job

    • @retrosimon9843
      @retrosimon9843 8 лет назад

      Yep nailed it. Mike Myers did a fairly good one as Goldmember .

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 8 лет назад

      Like how 99% of 'Australian' accents are some south-english travesty

    • @JohnvanCapel
      @JohnvanCapel 7 лет назад

      Most of the time I hear someone doing the Dutch accent it just sounds like Sean Connery to me.

    • @sophiabalounsi7832
      @sophiabalounsi7832 5 лет назад +2

      His accent sounded more south african to me. I’m Dutch myself

  • @jgroenveld1268
    @jgroenveld1268 8 лет назад +30

    Yeah funny how you Brits think we speak in a "South African" accent when we speak English. -_- LMAO!
    Love you Ashens.

    • @cibusnaqij6665
      @cibusnaqij6665 8 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha inderdaad

    • @timinimification
      @timinimification 8 лет назад +5

      +Jügren van der Kaas Would that be a bit like a dutch person doing an american accent while imitating an english person?

    • @ekmad
      @ekmad 8 лет назад +6

      +Jügren van der Kaas I think it's because English speaking Dutch people tended to be South Africans

    • @Nukle0n
      @Nukle0n 8 лет назад +1

      Well Afrikaans is very similar to Dutch...

    • @Kevb0ardGames
      @Kevb0ardGames 8 лет назад +7

      +Nukleon it's the same fucking language! the only difference is that Afrikaans uses like 60-70 words that are old dutch words no longer used in the netherlands.
      it's kinda crazy that they are classified as 2 separate languages... yet German and Swiss German are not despite being even more different to eachother than Dutch and Afrikaans are... makes no bloody sense!

  • @comanderjuul
    @comanderjuul 8 лет назад +6

    "Bloody hell that's getting bad" Is that a HINT towards thee one and only future BURNING of the glorious COUCH of destiny?? IT MUST BE!!

  • @Leroyteam
    @Leroyteam 8 лет назад +226

    lekker vreten jonguh, worde gij kei dik van.

  • @yummyyum4626
    @yummyyum4626 8 лет назад +1

    "You are not riding a horse! You are just bashi'n two coconut together"

  • @LegoStopMotionMan777
    @LegoStopMotionMan777 8 лет назад +22

    I think very few people would get the Cranberry joke lol

  • @jonmahashintina
    @jonmahashintina 8 лет назад +5

    At least now you have enough videos for a new playlist: Chocolate Taste Testing

  • @eepynicky
    @eepynicky 4 года назад +4

    this video bothered me in every way i didnt think it possibly could

  • @michaelthewither
    @michaelthewither 8 лет назад +5

    The Tony's chocolate's goal is to stop people from underpaying cocoa farmers or even using slavery (the circle on the front of the wrapping thingy says that their chocolate is 100% slavery free in Dutch by the way) and the uneven parts in the bar is because they find it weird that most chocolate bars are divided evenly while the chocolate industry isn't anywhere close to even.

  • @gabiotta
    @gabiotta 8 лет назад +20

    As opposed to rock salt.

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 8 лет назад +28

    We have those in my city. I've never had one, since I can't bring myself to drop $6 on a chocolate bar.

    • @andy_minep7170
      @andy_minep7170 8 лет назад

      $6 dollars isn`t that much.

    • @md_vandenberg
      @md_vandenberg 8 лет назад +10

      Andy, tell that to the guy who doesn't have six dollars.

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 8 лет назад +4

      Andy_MineP It's all relative. That'd be cheap for a shirt. But for a chocolate bar?

    • @mephistosprincipium
      @mephistosprincipium 8 лет назад +1

      prying eyes it's fair trade, so it's more expensive

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 8 лет назад +1

      Charles Henry I pay about $10-15 a shirt. I refused to pay $30 for a shirt at a Hocico concert. The most I've ever paid was $25, and I felt like I was getting raped.

  • @TheLightsmen
    @TheLightsmen 8 лет назад +5

    I honestly like how he just throws the bar he just tasted and then takes another one to do the same. Making a mess out of his couch.

    • @RobRandomVids
      @RobRandomVids 8 лет назад +3

      You probably ain't seen his other videos. There's been a lot worse things on that sofa than a few chocolate crumbs...

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 4 года назад +1

      It just comes across disrespectful tbh

  • @briannakubiwood6595
    @briannakubiwood6595 8 лет назад +4

    The cranberry flavor might just be... in your head.

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 8 лет назад +45

    _"I wonder if the taste will LINGER."_
    UNSUBBED

    • @minecraftgaming99RZ
      @minecraftgaming99RZ 8 лет назад

      hey #niceshirt

    • @VaultRaider
      @VaultRaider 8 лет назад +8

      Do you have to?

    • @amihartz
      @amihartz 8 лет назад +1

      +noisyturtle I don't get it.

    • @pintpullinggeek
      @pintpullinggeek 8 лет назад +3

      +Sierra Madre You know I'm such a fool for you!

    • @DaemonEX0
      @DaemonEX0 8 лет назад +3

      +Sierra Madre You got me chocolate-wrap around my finger.

  • @RacingPepe
    @RacingPepe 8 лет назад +1

    You're holding the chocolate with your bare hands and you CHEW on it?! I'm gonna cry

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 8 лет назад +6

    Tony's Chocolonely: Wonderful sound, strange shape.

  • @sizzlingmess5843
    @sizzlingmess5843 8 лет назад +17

    Here's where English gets confusing.
    Abbreviation: Tony is chocolonely > Tony's chocolonely
    Ownership: the chocolonely is owned by tony > Tony's chocolonely

  • @raiwserkoopa2221
    @raiwserkoopa2221 8 лет назад +294

    This is not my chocolate.

  • @uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek
    @uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek 8 лет назад +5

    salts do not neutralize alkalines, acids do (forming salts in the process).

  • @jurrianvanParreeren
    @jurrianvanParreeren 8 лет назад +1

    As a dutchman myself I have to say your Dutch accent was quite spot on

  • @Fangornmmc
    @Fangornmmc 8 лет назад +2

    Tony's Chocolonely Milk and Tony's Chocolonely Caramel and Sea Salt are my favorites. Some of the flavours are a bit weird, but some of them really work quite well. You should really try the milk one though, it's absolutely delicious!

  • @ganymedeaerospace4580
    @ganymedeaerospace4580 7 лет назад +9

    Tony's milk chocolate is pretty fucking good in my experience

  • @MauroTamm
    @MauroTamm 8 лет назад +7

    Sea salt flavored table salt.

    • @poisax
      @poisax 8 лет назад

      Ice cream flavoured sea salt

  • @kenny5676
    @kenny5676 8 лет назад +4

    "Because I fucking hate coconut"
    -Stewart Ashens 2016

  • @generico366
    @generico366 8 лет назад +1

    As someone who has eaten this chocolate on multiple occasions I have to say I hate how they did the little grooves along which you're supposed to break pieces off. It's impossible to break off a single piece without crushing the entire bar. You have to break off an entire line of pieces which becomes significantly harder to manage as you progress further into the bar. You end up with an unorganised mess of crushed chocolate.

  • @MikeZeroX
    @MikeZeroX 7 лет назад +5

    Chocolate?
    Good.
    Orange?
    Good.
    Rosemary?
    GOOooood.

  • @JackW42
    @JackW42 8 лет назад +9

    The bloody haribo adverts back!!!! >.

  • @businessburd2071
    @businessburd2071 8 лет назад +8

    hearing people say pe-can makes me really self conscious about how i say it pa-con

    • @GirishManjunathMusic
      @GirishManjunathMusic 8 лет назад +3

      Pee caaaaaan!

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 8 лет назад +2

      Girish Manjunath this honestly sounds like some Neanderthal trying to tell others he can pee
      ...
      Wtf?

    • @GirishManjunathMusic
      @GirishManjunathMusic 8 лет назад

      Eternia pecan. Also, neanderthal had larger brain sizes and power then sapiens, we came out on top because we were more warlike...

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 8 лет назад +1

      Girish Manjunath oh the violence

  • @Mightypoo007
    @Mightypoo007 8 лет назад +7

    These chocolate bars are quite expensive, it's a good brand though. Absolutely love their normal chocolate bars. You should give those a try sometime, you won't be disappointed. =)

  • @SideBurns
    @SideBurns 2 года назад +2

    Tony's bar reminds me of a shoe sole for some reason XD

  • @BenjiJayGeeJay
    @BenjiJayGeeJay 8 лет назад +1

    So I just randomly decided to rewatch this video, love a bit of Ashens. Then I realised I'm watching it on the exact day the chocolate is due to expire. Help.

  • @IanGrote
    @IanGrote 8 лет назад +4

    Tony's Chocolonely? What a name! lol

  • @Jojje94
    @Jojje94 8 лет назад +5

    Hoh! Cranberries joke. I like that.

    • @ThePoptartster
      @ThePoptartster 8 лет назад

      +burningfajitasalt When I got it I shouted "Oh wow!" XD

  • @tedy431
    @tedy431 8 лет назад +4

    >The Cranberries
    >Pop Music

  • @Jarheadd1
    @Jarheadd1 7 лет назад +1

    4:30 you can hear the rancid chocolate shoot straight into his lower intestines, listen carefully and you can hear it

  • @quirkyjezza
    @quirkyjezza 8 лет назад +2

    They sell these in Sweden and I think I have seen them when I visited home in the UK. Surprised that Mr Ashens did not like any of them, they look good quality. I must try these nonetheless! :D

    • @quirkyjezza
      @quirkyjezza 7 лет назад

      Thanks! Funnily saw the small ones at the Blueberry stand in NK this weekend but i've certainly seen them in various other places too!

  • @jetlorider
    @jetlorider 8 лет назад +8

    send ur unfinished bars this way m8....

  • @Drosera420
    @Drosera420 8 лет назад +4

    Tony's, when you have good chocolate, and want to fuck it up by adding one other odd ingredient

  • @linkmariokirby7373
    @linkmariokirby7373 8 лет назад +2

    This chocolate looks bootlegged.
    "Ey, I'm Tony. Want some bootlegged chocolate?"

    • @Snowy_Weather
      @Snowy_Weather 8 лет назад

      +LinkMarioKirby Gaming It's a name brand. It's also fair trade, meaning it's made by people who were paid the right amount for their work, and it wasn't made by kids who are too young to work.

    • @Jaybird196
      @Jaybird196 6 лет назад

      LinkMarioKirby Looks, more like boot-heeled chocolate, to me ;) .

  • @julian7383
    @julian7383 4 года назад +1

    That cranberry joke
    made me feel “smart”

  • @crackcobaine
    @crackcobaine 8 лет назад +1

    dude litteraly bought the weirdest flavors we have in the netherlands