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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @ellaapril194
    @ellaapril194 4 года назад +289

    >tries to find bread tin in oven
    >finds Double Dragon instead
    It's really never a dull moment in Ashens' house.

  • @sonters
    @sonters 3 года назад +243

    *Dan laughing*
    "What is that?!"
    *Stuart, slightly panicked*
    "THAT'S DOUBLE DRAGON!"

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 8 месяцев назад +2

      I always keep a copy of double dragon in the oven.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 месяцев назад +1

      KNEAD THE DOUGH
      THE DOUGH OF THE DRAGON
      BAKE THE LOAF
      THE LOAF OF THE DRAGON

  • @gobsmackednumpty8927
    @gobsmackednumpty8927 9 лет назад +2408

    A normal person: Oh no! I left the cookies in the oven!
    Ashens: Oh no! I left an 80's arcade game in the oven!

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 лет назад +163

      That's a guy who made a book saying 'Shades of Grey' 50,000 times for you.

    • @gobsmackednumpty8927
      @gobsmackednumpty8927 9 лет назад +36

      josh kirby yep, that's ashens

    • @esoopthederp7672
      @esoopthederp7672 9 лет назад +7

      +josh kirby then sold it on ebay/amazon (im not sure which)

    • @fujifilm5127
      @fujifilm5127 7 лет назад +50

      no it'd be "oh no! iv'e left a can of speggettios in a locker for 30 years!"
      "Bon appeitit"

    • @jmiemcntee
      @jmiemcntee 7 лет назад +2

      GobsmackedNumpty I just subbed cuz of the mr bean

  • @sarahmathias9463
    @sarahmathias9463 5 лет назад +940

    the “here’s an annotation” to dan’s channel gets funnier with every passing year after youtube’s removal of annotations

  • @HalfwayBeret
    @HalfwayBeret 10 лет назад +3295

    The prospect of two British people trying to guess who Larry the Cable Guy is is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    • @SunburntRock89
      @SunburntRock89 10 лет назад +104

      HalfwayBeret Larry the Cable guy is Mater from cars... According to Google anyway

    • @shadowmancerdusk5955
      @shadowmancerdusk5955 10 лет назад +281

      Guitar Dome. Instant classic

    • @Luna.Starlight.Eclipse
      @Luna.Starlight.Eclipse 10 лет назад +6

      SunburntRock89 :o sad onion!

    • @SunburntRock89
      @SunburntRock89 10 лет назад +3

      +joshdm1986 yeah i know

    • @EmperorKrow
      @EmperorKrow 10 лет назад +137

      when they first read his hat "Guitar Dome", i woke my roommate up i was laughing so hard

  • @WillHandwilljan
    @WillHandwilljan 9 лет назад +415

    Hearing "git r dun" in a British accent just made my week!

    • @Zach-h2l
      @Zach-h2l 4 года назад +5

      @Sassy The Sasquatch yeah it's cool sometimes when there's some peculiar regional way of saying something in america, and it's the same in the UK and vice versa

    • @JoeBleasdaleReal
      @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 года назад +3

      *West country accent

    • @curt6926
      @curt6926 3 года назад +1

      @@JoeBleasdaleReal mate he's from Norfolk

    • @hexoslaya3696
      @hexoslaya3696 3 года назад +7

      @@curt6926 … and putting on a West Country accent.

    • @captainvsk
      @captainvsk 2 года назад

      And surprisingly it sounded just about right

  • @DarthPerkins
    @DarthPerkins 8 лет назад +885

    Larry the Cable guy is a German mathematician, astronomer, and astrologer; a key figure in the 17th century scientific revolution, he is best known for his laws of planetary motion.
    I think my Wikipedia app may be faulty.

    • @TheRadPlayer
      @TheRadPlayer 8 лет назад +51

      I think wikipedia confused Larry the Cable Guy for Gottfried Liebniz.

    • @noggie
      @noggie 8 лет назад +37

      TheRadPlayer Or maybe the rest of the world did.

    • @TheGreatBryan25
      @TheGreatBryan25 8 лет назад +27

      Lee Perkins maybe it knows something we don't... Larry the Cable Guy, Time Lord.

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 8 лет назад +8

      Those are just alternative facts.

    • @inferno7181
      @inferno7181 7 лет назад +2

      I'd like to remind you before the debate that CNN cried the hypocritical term (for them) fake news first.

  • @MysticJhn
    @MysticJhn 8 лет назад +622

    One problem you had with the beer bread is, I believe, you used a 500 ml can of beer.
    The standard American can size is 12 oz, which is only about 355 ml, which is what the beer bread intends for you to use.
    If you used that whole can, it's no wonder it tastes off.
    Just too much liquid.

    • @ChrissehCat
      @ChrissehCat 8 лет назад +40

      +MysticJhn I was thinking the same thing! Waaay too much liquid in that batter XD

    • @ditto56789
      @ditto56789 8 лет назад +14

      Im sure there are tall boys in America.

    • @ChrissehCat
      @ChrissehCat 8 лет назад +118

      There are, but the most common beers come in 12 oz cans. So if a recipe says "Add a can of beer", that's what you'd assume.

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 8 лет назад +40

      Yep, as soon as I saw that tall can of beer I knew they were in trouble. It did look better than I thought it would though, Did the instructions specified a lager? I think I would try a sweeter beer if I ever got a hold or one of these beer bread mix, maybe a Newcastle. If the results were good than I would try I higher quality Belgian beer maybe.

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 8 лет назад +65

      You have to remember though this product is aimed at the average American. Which means they will be using cans of Bud or Coors.

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 9 лет назад +163

    "Twenty One? Is this from Saudi Arabia??" - so funny

  • @STDrepository
    @STDrepository 8 лет назад +371

    Dan's voice sounds so innocent and naive. And you are forcing him to eat vomit inducing jelly beans.

  • @frosttea3759
    @frosttea3759 8 лет назад +2069

    "You have to imagine that America is like 50 separate countries glued together."
    That's actually a pretty fair description.

    • @DDBurnett1
      @DDBurnett1 8 лет назад +70

      That is basically the idea.

    • @gilgammesh1
      @gilgammesh1 8 лет назад +110

      Basically what the EU wants to become. And yes i am British. A Racist Brit according to the remainers.

    • @RicoSalamander
      @RicoSalamander 8 лет назад +35

      +Chef Excellence As a pretty liberal American, I would've voted to leave as well.

    • @JAWZxz
      @JAWZxz 8 лет назад +46

      +Pompous Prique you know literally nothing about the EU or British politics. fuck off

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 8 лет назад +85

      Except we all get together to decide who will run the country, and then everyone fights, and the least qualified person is in put in charge to punish us. I think that's the idea anyways. Its the only way to explain why we got these choices in the election.
      Oh we also completely ignore the people who make the laws, and so nothing is ever done to protect our rights other than the odd decision in court. The more I understand politics the more I hate people.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 7 лет назад +94

    "Spicy Spice" sounds like the unholy abomination created when you combine every Spice Girl into one giant Spice Girl who will surely devour us all

  • @Mythricia1988
    @Mythricia1988 9 лет назад +765

    Watching a left hand and a right hand trying to cooperate but somehow failing is for some reason deeply disturbing.....

    • @gwelch399
      @gwelch399 7 лет назад +70

      Like a child watching a puppet show about his parents getting a divorce.

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 6 лет назад +6

      it's like watching thing and a relative! XD

    • @Red_Schuhart
      @Red_Schuhart 6 лет назад +21

      lets hope you never have to witness the aftermath of a split brain surgery

    • @FloydGerman
      @FloydGerman 6 лет назад +2

      IVE SEEN THAT AND ITS JUST LIKE THIS

    • @randomperson9164
      @randomperson9164 6 лет назад +4

      Alternatively, someone with DID fighting an alter for control of one hand, giving up, and then trying to do it together.

  • @thecatherd
    @thecatherd 8 лет назад +186

    In case anyone just happened to be wondering, oligofructose is a medium-sized sugar chain. It's longer than fructose on its own so you don't burn all the sugar in one go, but shorter than starch-like molecules which usually end up being stored for later use.
    It's pretty good stuff for concentration and energy throughout the day, hence it was chosen for a school bar.

    • @markpenrice6253
      @markpenrice6253 7 лет назад

      But how well does it crystallise?

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 лет назад +2

      Thanks you fucking nerd xD

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 6 лет назад +2

      So is it a monosacharride or a disacharride?

    • @RealRedRabbit
      @RealRedRabbit 6 лет назад +5

      I don't think anyone happened to be wondering, but thank you none the less.

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 6 лет назад +7

      I was.

  • @aryasuri9421
    @aryasuri9421 8 лет назад +307

    Breaking Bread. A show about two guys who get wrongfully arrested when two policemen undercover as girl scouts catch them using Larry the Cable Guy's Beer Bread bread mistaking it for cocaine. Ironically, Dan and Ashens actually become drug addicts in prison, and the show is an account of their trials and tribulations and being high until they
    **Spoilers**
    finally realise that they were snorting bread mix all the while.

    • @aryasuri9421
      @aryasuri9421 8 лет назад +28

      Plot twist- The bread mix turns out to be *more* dangerous than cocaine and they subsequently die of an overdose. They then ascend to heaven where Chef Excellence fuses with Dan and drags ashens to the depths of hell where he is forever forced to watch Tooth Fairy 2 and listen to stand up comedy by Larry the Cable Guy all while being force fed food items from the Git-R-Dun range, left begging for the sweet sweet taste of rotten egg jelly beans.

    • @billl5297
      @billl5297 8 лет назад +3

      my life is complete

    • @TheGreatBryan25
      @TheGreatBryan25 8 лет назад +4

      Arya Suri 10/10 would binge watch.

    • @SteveDaBartender
      @SteveDaBartender 6 лет назад +1

      How about **Baking Bread**?

    • @tktru
      @tktru 4 года назад +1

      And don’t forget the spin-off series Better Call Paul (and Eli)

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 5 лет назад +84

    I will always come back to this video just to hear
    "DAAAAN, bread."

    • @heyoitskram5748
      @heyoitskram5748 Год назад +1

      What, the DAAAAAN, Bread and not the double dragon oven incident

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 9 лет назад +1022

    Watching the English try to figure out Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious.

    • @elliescargill2353
      @elliescargill2353 9 лет назад +61

      He's Mater from Cars isn't he?

    • @StasherDragon
      @StasherDragon 9 лет назад +12

      +Ellie Scargill (EllieHasARUclips) Yes.

    • @Leecam27
      @Leecam27 9 лет назад +10

      You're easily amused then

    • @MurkyMambo
      @MurkyMambo 9 лет назад +22

      +tman008 That patron saint of trailer trash.

    • @blerpsnurp6526
      @blerpsnurp6526 9 лет назад +45

      Watching Americans doing general math amuses me.

  • @wolfinator754
    @wolfinator754 5 лет назад +68

    "I can't believe you put Double Dragon in the oven."

  • @NyanBi
    @NyanBi 9 лет назад +62

    As an American, listening to them try to pronounce "Git-r-done" was fucking hilarious

  • @KARR5000
    @KARR5000 8 лет назад +74

    "Loaded mashed potatoes, loaded with what"
    "Gunpowder"
    the best part is that he's not far off XD

  • @sophieholdsworth9240
    @sophieholdsworth9240 4 года назад +78

    "Everybody likes bacon, Dan!"
    And Dan promptly went vegan to avoid having to do this shit again

  • @Диего_де_ла_Вега
    @Диего_де_ла_Вега 3 года назад +30

    You know you're in the kitchen of a real chef when there's a tiny Londo Mollari on the counter and a double dragon board in the oven.

  • @s33eragon
    @s33eragon 9 лет назад +246

    "i was injecting cider directly into my eye when i was seven" neat

  • @RestrictedRican
    @RestrictedRican 8 лет назад +63

    I died on the inside presumably from laughter when I heard the term Get r done pronounced "Guitar-Dome" lmaoooooooooooo

  • @JiltedPecan
    @JiltedPecan 9 лет назад +88

    I've never made beer bread, but as someone who bakes a lot I'd say the reason it was so spongy was because European beer cans are bigger than american ones, and therefore they used too much beer

    • @md_vandenberg
      @md_vandenberg 5 лет назад +4

      That size of beer can is readily available here in the States.

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 года назад +5

      @Jason Lee lmao, it could easily be just the case that that person may legitimate just drinks bottles.

    • @fshoaps
      @fshoaps Год назад +1

      Those beer sizes are incredibly common in the USA.

    • @SamnissArandeen
      @SamnissArandeen 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@md_vandenbergYeah, but the common one is about ⅔ that size. You have to specify the Tallboy cans in the US.

  • @OlEgSaS32
    @OlEgSaS32 5 лет назад +18

    Its actually kind of amazing how accurate ashens guesses on larry the cable guy are given that he knows nothing about him, his impression when he said "you gotta try it it" is about 80% accurate, and he's right about him being a comedy person

  • @bradeng7158
    @bradeng7158 4 года назад +23

    I don't know why, but this video is like a warm hug.

  • @nakedmongoose123
    @nakedmongoose123 9 лет назад +95

    you're kinda right about america being like 50 different countries lol. when traveling state to state the people are different, the laws are different, you may be treated different depending where you're from and where you are. etc

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 лет назад +4

      nakedmongoose123
      US might as well be considered a sovereign state of 50 countries.

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 4 года назад +3

      Especially after what Trump has done to the place. Utter disgrace.

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 3 года назад +3

      I wouldn't say 50 though. It's like maybe 15-20. Regions are similar, and then the cities.

    • @brianbates3146
      @brianbates3146 3 года назад +4

      @@looksirdroids9134 TDS

  • @ceiling_carpet5505
    @ceiling_carpet5505 9 лет назад +93

    The bread mix actually looked like drugs.
    Stu and Dan star in... Breaking Bread

    • @ceciiivie
      @ceciiivie 9 лет назад

      Why hasn't it happened yet

    • @Sir.Galachad
      @Sir.Galachad 9 лет назад +11

      Baking bread

    • @whosformining
      @whosformining 9 лет назад +1

      Get out.

    • @kermit8173
      @kermit8173 7 лет назад +1

      ceiling_carpet in guessing they eat a lot in breaking bread.... Budum tsh

    • @XYZB0RG
      @XYZB0RG 6 месяцев назад

      ​ @digdigdigman nope this time it's certainly breaking

  • @actionvolcano
    @actionvolcano 9 лет назад +489

    "He has a hat that says "guitar done". Oh my fucking god I'm dead

    • @Colorband
      @Colorband 9 лет назад +56

      +actionvolcano It's Guitar Dome, not guitar done.

    • @Morris.Andrew
      @Morris.Andrew 9 лет назад +5

      +T.Y. Netees you moron it says Get-R-Done go look back in the video dumb ass. lol

    • @Colorband
      @Colorband 9 лет назад +19

      Andy Gamer1337 No, but he said Guitar Dome, not Guitar Done. I know my L.T.C.G.- at least, the bare minimum,

    • @lordofthepizzapie9319
      @lordofthepizzapie9319 9 лет назад

      +actionvolcano R.I.P

    • @Cyber1Foxen
      @Cyber1Foxen 9 лет назад +1

      Where is the hat lmao

  • @Redmanb11
    @Redmanb11 9 лет назад +347

    School bar is basically apple.rar.

    • @omegafoxie7707
      @omegafoxie7707 9 лет назад +15

      +Redmanb11_87 Apple.RAR.?
      Ehm ok. School Bar = A virtual File Archive named Apple.
      Seems legit

    • @Redmanb11
      @Redmanb11 9 лет назад +58

      Apple.rar is compressed apples I guess.

    • @omegafoxie7707
      @omegafoxie7707 9 лет назад +8

      Redmanb11_87
      Higly Concentrated Apple Juice i guess!

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 9 лет назад +3

      +Redmanb11_87 laaaaaame

    • @Redmanb11
      @Redmanb11 9 лет назад +10

      u wot m8?

  • @BledWh1te
    @BledWh1te 8 лет назад +41

    I would love a series of Ashens and Dan experimenting with assorted buy and bake products from around the world.

  • @LazerBear42
    @LazerBear42 4 года назад +61

    "Most people hide booze or something in the oven."
    No, Stuart, most people cook with the oven.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +9

      Not if you're single, male, and British.
      Speaking of, I think my vodka's cooked to a turn. Back in a bit...

  • @Ignonym
    @Ignonym 9 лет назад +681

    "50 separate countries glued together" is about right, actually.

    • @JSlaffter
      @JSlaffter 9 лет назад +25

      Beats us in the UK, we've only got 3 and a half..

    • @jglitch0
      @jglitch0 9 лет назад +28

      +Jack Slaughter 40 something of our states are shit to live in you have to practically go out to the middle of no where to enjoy "american freedom"

    • @88Mobius
      @88Mobius 9 лет назад

      +Jonathan Hughes No joke!

    • @bakuya99
      @bakuya99 9 лет назад +1

      +jglitch0 I know right... Out in the middle of no where usa nothing to worry about at all.

    • @GamersCharisma
      @GamersCharisma 9 лет назад +3

      +Jonathan Hughes I thought that, came to the comments, and saw you already put it here. It literally is almost exactly what it is, a bunch of states laws, with a few federal laws to tie everything together.

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 9 лет назад +90

    From my experience with beer bread (It's an actual thing, not just something Larry invented lol), you're not supposed to taste the beer. It usually just cooks out. You guys put way too much beer in there lol The can you used is about twice the size of an average beer can in the US. Not your fault, they probably should have specified on the box.

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 9 лет назад +7

      Quick Attack Films I thought half a litre is the beer can size all over the world.

    • @quickattackfilms7923
      @quickattackfilms7923 9 лет назад +7

      ***** Nah, here in the US, it's 335 ml.

    • @setogod
      @setogod 9 лет назад +3

      Quick Attack Films we dont even have those size i dont think i was also thinking that as i knew that the us cans where a lot smaller but i just guessed you also had the bigger one to buy also

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 9 лет назад +13

      setogod We have half-litre cans (actually 16 ounces which is about 0.48L) which are available single or in packs of 4, but the standard is 12 ounce (or 0.33L).
      Which is confusing because everything else we eat and drink is massive, but our beers are small.

  • @acceptnosubstitutions4353
    @acceptnosubstitutions4353 9 лет назад +338

    _"It tastes like fat and salt"_
    /v/ in a nutshell.

  • @dboyslcjuggalo
    @dboyslcjuggalo 8 лет назад +19

    "that can of lager could have been sold at a profit to a teenager" best line ever

  • @Shinx990
    @Shinx990 7 лет назад +16

    Ashens and Dan should do every food special together. They're bloody brilliant! If you disagree, watch the Trekking burger then come back.

  • @daniashton2307
    @daniashton2307 9 лет назад +50

    school bars were a part of my childhood. notorious for not being able to open the package

  • @ozzacassiepophart6349
    @ozzacassiepophart6349 Год назад +6

    My favorite part of the video was, “ha ha ha! Do you know what’s in the oven? ““What. ““Oh fuck! Ha ha ha! Shit!

  • @M070RG0A7
    @M070RG0A7 8 лет назад +22

    I love how you see Larry the Cable Guy and figure that he's Welsh.

  • @skudzer1985
    @skudzer1985 8 лет назад +91

    "Guitar Dome" lolz

  • @RandaRoc
    @RandaRoc 8 лет назад +135

    As an american, the commentary on Americans was making me laugh..I also forgot the drinking age is lower in europe/the uk..yes it's 21 here!

    • @UrsaFrank
      @UrsaFrank 8 лет назад +8

      In the UK you have to be 18 to buy alcohol but there is no age restriction to drink as long as an adult is with you.

    • @DjShadFox
      @DjShadFox 8 лет назад +2

      On Malta you have to be 16 to buy alcohol. They won't sell you every type of booze, though, there are some restrictions on the percentage of the spirits.

    • @thundermage97
      @thundermage97 8 лет назад

      +DonpatchXD But it's illegal to supply an under 18 with alcohol so it's impossible for an under 18 to drink alcohol without at least one person breaking the law.

    • @UrsaFrank
      @UrsaFrank 8 лет назад +1

      Google "UK Drinking laws"

    • @bladepanthera
      @bladepanthera 8 лет назад +14

      Lmgtfy:
      It is not illegal:
      For someone over 18 to buy a child over 16 beer, wine or cider if they are eating a table meal together in licensed premises.
      For a child aged five to 16 to drink alcohol at home or on other private premises.

  • @TorutheRedFox
    @TorutheRedFox 5 лет назад +26

    ashens: "here's an annotation"
    RUclips: LOL NO

  • @JeffyLB
    @JeffyLB 10 лет назад +46

    It gives such happy feelings to see that there are so many people who don't know who Larry The Cable Guy is

    • @DuckyWeeze
      @DuckyWeeze 10 лет назад

      How can you not know.

    • @DuckyWeeze
      @DuckyWeeze 10 лет назад +3

      My grammar skills, I ask a question but end the question with a period.

    • @LuigiGodzillaGirl
      @LuigiGodzillaGirl 10 лет назад +8

      daniel gigs
      Just because a comedian or celebrity is known in one country doesn't necessarily mean he/she is known in other countries.

    • @DarthKato
      @DarthKato 10 лет назад +2

      I wish I didn't..... =(

    • @DuckyWeeze
      @DuckyWeeze 10 лет назад

      Sorry, I forgot sarcasm can't be noticed by text ( even tho I hate sig sarcasm via text) I only found out about him because my dad showed me some Stan up he does. He isn't that great, but it isn't bad.

  • @bbwfiona
    @bbwfiona 5 лет назад +3

    Hearing a British person say 'git-r-done' with a west country accent just made my fucking year.

  • @theodorelehman
    @theodorelehman 5 лет назад +8

    "Loaded mashed potatoes? Loaded with what?"
    "Probably gunpowder."
    Dan's got us figured out.

  • @IsaacRussell707
    @IsaacRussell707 7 лет назад +344

    Isn't Larry the Cable Guy the voice of Mater in Pixar's movie Cars?

    • @melatoninqueen6914
      @melatoninqueen6914 7 лет назад +18

      Isaac Russell yes

    • @dr.pepper9893
      @dr.pepper9893 7 лет назад +3

      Correct

    • @orwellianson
      @orwellianson 6 лет назад +3

      Sadly yes.

    • @spookyboob5611
      @spookyboob5611 6 лет назад +18

      "Popular in the media but not with the public"
      I can only think of Blobby.
      *Shivers*

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R 6 лет назад +7

      He's also a stand-up comedian (at least I think he still does that)

  • @papayer
    @papayer 6 лет назад +62

    I feel like Ashens putting double dragon in his oven is his natural response to jontron putting dinocity in his dishwasher.

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx 10 лет назад +323

    You've never heard of Larry the Cable Guy?
    I envy you.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 9 лет назад +30

      Believe it or not there are countries outside the US! :)

    • @MrFunreal
      @MrFunreal 9 лет назад +11

      nobody outside the United States of Ass know him.

    • @voxlvalyx
      @voxlvalyx 9 лет назад +14

      Mr Funreal in case you hadn't noticed, my comment was sarcastic, hence the "I envy you" appended to the end.

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 9 лет назад +19

      BenjaminGoose Anything for an excuse to bring up America vs. Country X on an ashens video. :l

    • @MultiHydralisk
      @MultiHydralisk 9 лет назад +1

      TheArnoldification
      It never gets old. XD

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 10 лет назад +34

    Having the box labelled with pictures for the illiterate is a clear example of knowing one's target audience.

    • @UnlicensedOkie
      @UnlicensedOkie 7 лет назад

      ChickenPika it's a character

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 лет назад

      ChickenPika He's doing it for the people that live in Kentucky.
      Hickok45 ref :D

    • @fshoaps
      @fshoaps Год назад

      The joke is haha white working class people. Larry The Cable Guy is making fun of the stereotypes. The fact you are taking it seriously, and acting as if it’s not ironic, makes you seem epically foolish.

  • @willsmith5579
    @willsmith5579 8 лет назад +89

    geovanni's lobster spread, team rocket have really fallen from grace

    • @Eridu
      @Eridu 8 лет назад

      Will Smith shakspire

    • @leontarmann3449
      @leontarmann3449 6 лет назад +3

      Well, after being defeated he decides to smash the rest of the stolen Pokemon into a paste, and here we are.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 лет назад

      well, they gotta eat something, and I haven't seen anything besides humans and pokemon in that world...

  • @VenerableEvil
    @VenerableEvil 8 лет назад +150

    "You have to imagine America is like 50 different countries glued together"
    That's actually more true than you think...

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 4 года назад +3

      50 very samey countries with the same president, same language, same sports teams, mostly similar laws, same media, same holidays etc

    • @ImOblivious
      @ImOblivious 4 года назад +6

      @@Blakbox92 euro detected

  • @sdewey4152
    @sdewey4152 8 лет назад +31

    Thank God you didn't give Double Dragon the heat, that would've been a waste!

  • @RyuakiraX
    @RyuakiraX 6 лет назад +7

    "It's like eating a million apples. And a million newspapers."
    Freakin recoiled over that.

  • @psychsoma
    @psychsoma 8 лет назад +85

    "Loaded" means the mashed potatoes have cheese, bacon/bacon flavored bits, chives, and sour cream.

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 лет назад +7

      And you ruined the joke

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 8 лет назад +9

      +Extremely Moist lmao

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 лет назад +10

      TisIKingLlywy that actually sounds nice as hell

    • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707
      @killermemesatareasonablepr9707 8 лет назад +9

      A good loaded baked potato makes me Extremely Moist

    • @Janinex98
      @Janinex98 7 лет назад +2

      all things that should never touch mashed potato. the only thing i like in mashed potato is garlic

  • @bobbobberson3386
    @bobbobberson3386 11 лет назад +8

    I think i know why Ashens might've stored the Double Dragon board in his oven.
    Because he might have been following a recipie that calls for "baked arcade boad".
    Before you know it, it'll say that next it needs "blended NES cartridge".

  • @natvanrooyen
    @natvanrooyen Год назад +3

    I love Ashen’s walking away with double dragon saying now they know why I have an ex girlfriend 😂😂😂

  • @spyrellephea1105
    @spyrellephea1105 10 лет назад +31

    Who hides double dragon in their oven, I mean, really!?

  • @ThePreciseClimber
    @ThePreciseClimber 8 лет назад +70

    WHYYYYY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!
    I made it myself!

  • @crabman3144
    @crabman3144 3 года назад +8

    Ahh, yes, the first step of Dan turning into Chef Excellence. An excellent inception.

  • @Koubiak
    @Koubiak 11 лет назад +29

    I think it was doughy because you used a 16oz can when the recipe calls for a 12oz can.

  • @BasedAri
    @BasedAri 11 лет назад +9

    I lost it at "Spice, spicy spice.".

  • @80Jay71
    @80Jay71 4 года назад +5

    18-year old american: Can I have a ciggarett or perhaps a beer?
    Government: Sorry son. The best you'll get is a war with Iran.

  • @jonathanshaw224
    @jonathanshaw224 10 лет назад +4

    Is it just me that loves hearing rustling packaging, it always makes me smile XD

  • @voxkoshka
    @voxkoshka 8 лет назад +15

    I got to hear ashens say "get er dun"
    I'm quite please

  • @THEGHOSTSLAVE
    @THEGHOSTSLAVE 10 лет назад +22

    Beer bread when it's cooked right is actually quite fantastic, it's supposed to be sweet, a bit doughy and taste of beer

    • @Chubbyclam5
      @Chubbyclam5 10 лет назад +31

      Probably, but let us have our fun bashing Larry the Cable guy's shitty products.

    • @whisperchainsaw102
      @whisperchainsaw102 10 лет назад +6

      Ferrum Perhaps beer bread is supposed to be good but larry's is not.

    • @scottster8858
      @scottster8858 10 лет назад

      Ferrum
      Beer is delicious, especially well made micro brews. Budweiser, Coors, Pabst and others are cheap and taste watery and bitter to me.

    • @Highyeena
      @Highyeena 10 лет назад

      As long as you don't make it with mich ultra you should be fine.
      also K4RN4GE911 you do realize that 80 proof is only 40% alcohol? Many rums, whiskeys and burbons are 80 proof. That's not gasoline, as many of them are quite nice.

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 4 года назад +5

    I sometimes return to this video for the immortal moments of "Guitar Dome" and the thing-in-the-oven incident.

    • @jeeves_uk
      @jeeves_uk 3 года назад

      "you git r dun boy"

  • @Kitsune0268
    @Kitsune0268 9 лет назад +4

    I have to say, I was quite impressed on the cooperation mode going on to get the bag of chips open.
    A friend of mine got a bottle of bacon flavored soda, he tried to drink the whole thing in one shot & threw up.

  • @KrankuSama
    @KrankuSama 11 лет назад +40

    Wow Ashens.
    "Oh yeah I just store my fucking Double Dragon Arcade Boards in my oven because there's nowhere else to put them." Seriously? is space that limited in your house?

    • @sindey2000
      @sindey2000 11 лет назад +32

      what doesn't every one keep board games in their ovens and put computers and phones in their washing machine?

    • @stephthestar90
      @stephthestar90 11 лет назад +2

      Alfie Sinden
      I don't. No way would I destroy my Macs in the washing machine. I'd happily put some Windows Vista computers in the washing machines though.

    • @beninternet2215
      @beninternet2215 11 лет назад +26

      stephthestar90 i'd gladly ruin an uncustomizable, easily-breakable mac in a washing machine, i'd rather not sacrifice a glorious, solid, customizable windows 7 PC.

    • @stephthestar90
      @stephthestar90 11 лет назад

      John Egbert
      Macs are not easily breakable! They're great computers. And yes Macs run Windows as well. Mine is a dual boot setup which runs both OSX and Windows. I use Windows for games and the Mac OS for everything else.

    • @MaximilianEnVT
      @MaximilianEnVT 11 лет назад +8

      KrankuEDM
      justifying their purchases as they probably bought it on a whim.

  • @Shinx990
    @Shinx990 7 лет назад +4

    19:38. Greatest "Oh fuck" ever.

  • @thethrashyone
    @thethrashyone 8 лет назад +7

    "Guitar Dome"
    That's my _favorite_ band.

  • @ElectromagNick
    @ElectromagNick 10 лет назад +49

    Actually, you hit the nail right on the head. America really is just 50 different countries glued together by a federal government. I could get into the nuts and bolts of it, but I'm assuming most people don't care. Every state is slightly different than some neighboring states while being vastly different to other neighboring states. Even the organization of state governments can vary immensely. So, yeah, American is just an amalgamation of 50 different countries plus whatever territories we have.

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 10 лет назад +6

      ***** Yeah, I guess I was being a bit broad there.
      My point is that each state in the United States views itself (or at least did while the Articles of Confederation was still the governing document, and some do even to this day) as a separate, sovereign entity. We're not so much a unified country as a begrudging extended family of countries that don't really get along in either House in Congress.

  • @feybart
    @feybart 10 лет назад +12

    22:30 "We used to use Heineken and pretend we're James Bond". In the Netherlands, we used to use Heineken and pretend we had no taste in actual, drinkable beer.

    • @colonelsanders1349
      @colonelsanders1349 10 лет назад +1

      Is that before you get stoned?

    • @feybart
      @feybart 10 лет назад +1

      Colonel Sanders No, we did that because we were stoned.

    • @maharielves
      @maharielves 10 лет назад +3

      Gavlaan wheel, Gavlaan deal!

  • @khalilal-bukhari7042
    @khalilal-bukhari7042 11 лет назад +8

    "21 years to drink, where does he live, saudi arabia?*
    Oh ashens.

  • @Syntek-Alba
    @Syntek-Alba 5 лет назад +1

    The quite vivid scent description of dog shit and condoms reminds me of Blackpool. 🤣 such eloquence .

  • @mokkaveli
    @mokkaveli 10 лет назад +7

    The Jahova's witness part made me laugh so much xD "Jeff" the God

  • @DerpyDooReviews
    @DerpyDooReviews 11 лет назад +12

    hehe when i was in school my friend would always give me his school bars, i loved them, they did feel like you were eating paper BUT i enjoyed the flavour.
    those were the days... now i want one...

  • @KatieFrog217
    @KatieFrog217 9 лет назад +179

    Yeah, our legal age for drinking is 21.
    Like that stops anyone 13 or older from doing it though.
    And that's being generous.

    • @privatecocky8971
      @privatecocky8971 9 лет назад +26

      As long as it's in your own house, you are allowed to drink from the age of 5 in Britain. Yes, literally 5.

    • @KatieFrog217
      @KatieFrog217 9 лет назад +10

      Private Cocky wow o.o

    • @lunavixen015
      @lunavixen015 9 лет назад +20

      Private Cocky Under parental supervisions. The age for being allowed to try alcohol in Australia under parental supervision is 11.
      There are restrictions of course.

    • @skirmich
      @skirmich 9 лет назад +18

      ***** Its actually funny "You can own a Bazooka at age 16 but don't drink Beer!" America Priorities....

    • @MasterExploder61
      @MasterExploder61 9 лет назад +2

      ***** There was no legal drinking age when I visited Vietnam 3 years ago.

  • @KiwiLombax15
    @KiwiLombax15 6 лет назад +7

    It's always a treat watching Dan and his fragile gag reflex. Aah, schadenfreude...

  • @LonelyKnightess
    @LonelyKnightess 9 лет назад +255

    [Crinkling intensifies]

    • @DragonRex20
      @DragonRex20 9 лет назад +4

      Rk9Productions! *Bracing for crinkling intensifies*

    • @omegagarry8192
      @omegagarry8192 9 лет назад +6

      DragonRex20 [NUCLEAR CRINKLING]

    • @D.C.T.23
      @D.C.T.23 9 лет назад +2

      Rk9Productions! [Afterlife crinkling intensifies]

    • @jackhargenrader4736
      @jackhargenrader4736 9 лет назад +1

      *****

    • @Xenro66
      @Xenro66 9 лет назад

      +Stalkus Maximus There are still after-crinkles echoing every couple of days....

  • @PunkyOPossum
    @PunkyOPossum 10 лет назад +9

    I liked watching you guys figure out "Git-r-done"

  • @aerolus
    @aerolus 9 лет назад +7

    the '50 separate countries glued together' is actually pretty accurate

  • @angelcampos5569
    @angelcampos5569 8 лет назад +17

    13:50 I would die crying if Dan wore his Chef Excellent outfit xD

  • @WindowsXPFrog
    @WindowsXPFrog Год назад +3

    lol when a 28 minute video was considered stupidly long

  • @Rakinjo2
    @Rakinjo2 7 лет назад +4

    I don't even care about the bread - Ashen's oven made this hilarious. xD

  • @PsylomeAlpha
    @PsylomeAlpha 11 месяцев назад +2

    "you have to imagine the US is like 50 countries glued together"
    yes, actually

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 Год назад +1

    Fucking so refreshing that somebody doesn’t know who Larry the Cable Guy is. That made my day.

  • @davidfrost2259
    @davidfrost2259 8 лет назад +37

    Apparently Larry the Cable Guy voiced Mater in Cars

    • @5liter
      @5liter 8 лет назад +7

      rabbid frosties he did indeed

  • @josephparker646
    @josephparker646 8 лет назад +6

    I love how you epitomize the 50-State situation. Yes that is a very accurate simple way of explaining the reason our politics is so different

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 года назад +3

    It's amazing how each hand has a different personality

  • @andrewmorrice9139
    @andrewmorrice9139 4 года назад +1

    Larry the West Country Cable Guy had me in stitches for some reason.

  • @Supurreme
    @Supurreme 10 лет назад +123

    *WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!*

    • @Ecolo3
      @Ecolo3 10 лет назад

      *WHY NOT?!*

    • @VagueLuminary
      @VagueLuminary 10 лет назад +1

      *WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!*

    • @Gryphon212
      @Gryphon212 10 лет назад +4

      PENIS

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 10 лет назад

      Vengeful Many how do you comment yell? i cant get it to go bold type.

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 10 лет назад

      Ferrules & Rapscallions
      *thank you*

  • @annonymous7286
    @annonymous7286 4 года назад +4

    Coming from a recent international food special where its said 'Dan is vegan' I can't help thinking it all started here with the 'Bacon Gum'

  • @Skeptycx
    @Skeptycx 3 года назад +3

    "here's the annotation"
    I remember those days

  • @Terri_MacKay
    @Terri_MacKay 5 лет назад +2

    I'm Canadian, and I've never thought Larry the Cable Guy was funny...but the 2 of you trying to figure out who he is, making fun of the beer bread box, and finally realizing that his hat said "git r done" was absolutely hysterical.

  • @gregstarjedimaster2389
    @gregstarjedimaster2389 11 лет назад +6

    that sofa has been through a lot

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 9 лет назад +19

    Dan: [laughs] Do you know what's in the oven?
    Ashens: What?
    [beat]
    Ashens: OH FUCK
    I'm crying, holy shit

  • @CarozQH
    @CarozQH 10 лет назад +6

    Out of all the things you could store in an oven, the last thing I could think of is Double Dragon.

  • @andrewclutter9011
    @andrewclutter9011 10 лет назад +4

    LOL DOUBLE DRAGON ARCADE BOARD!!!!!!!!!! IN HIS OVEN?! WHY?! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!