r/Entitledparents This Entitled Mother Bosses Around a Cop!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @low-keydrama1260
    @low-keydrama1260 5 лет назад +4803

    The pregnant woman one disgusted me. She’s not fit to be a mother. God I hope her husband divorces her

    • @Zufrael_Scumrat
      @Zufrael_Scumrat 5 лет назад +198

      If i knew i were that child
      I commit die inside her womb
      Edit: i got wrong gramar to fix

    • @freefalling4271
      @freefalling4271 5 лет назад +105

      I also like how the father just seemed to be ok with everything (or, that's the impression I get from the story), after being explained that her wife not inducing can cause both her wife and child to die.

    • @SupraShade
      @SupraShade 5 лет назад +57

      The Mordecai face makes this comment all the better

    • @89lance15
      @89lance15 5 лет назад +136

      Honestly, saying that birth will come naturally because "God knows best" is like saying "I won't die if I shoot myself in the head"

    • @89lance15
      @89lance15 5 лет назад +12

      @@Zufrael_Scumrat Also same, but I would rather die MONTHS before she is due

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 лет назад +1669

    "God please save us from all these diseases"
    "Okay here's a bunch of doctors and an entire industry of medical science"
    "Ew no just use magic on it or something"

    • @BillyBob-jy1gv
      @BillyBob-jy1gv 5 лет назад +2

      •••

    • @Believin_Stephen
      @Believin_Stephen 5 лет назад +90

      True. As a Christian, I say if God provides a solution, don't complain about what it looks like. That's called a choosing beggar.

    • @Believin_Stephen
      @Believin_Stephen 5 лет назад +60

      Once in Scripture, a leperous general came to God's prophet for healing, but he was told to go wash in the Jordan river 7 times to be cured. Rather than be grateful for the cure, he got all huffy that the prophet didn't just "wave his hand over [his] face and heal [him]." That's a direct quote.

    • @ziowar2176
      @ziowar2176 5 лет назад +32

      potaterjim people were made smart for a reason I mean yes God has healed people but you have to be mindful sometimes Gods answer is to go to a doctor.

    • @Believin_Stephen
      @Believin_Stephen 5 лет назад +62

      @@ziowar2176 My dad had a joke about that. A man's house was about to be destroyed by a flood, so an officer told him to get in the car. He refused, saying "God will protect me." He did the same thing when a boat tried to save him, and when a helicopter tried to save him. After he drowned and went to heaven, he asked God why He didn't save him. God says, "What more do you want? I sent a police car, a boat, and a helicopter."

  • @Nothin2seehere-e4z
    @Nothin2seehere-e4z 5 лет назад +3514

    Lady: God save my baby
    God: Sent her a bunch of doctors
    Lady: I’ll let it be in God’s hands
    God and doctors: wtf

    • @Novice9241
      @Novice9241 4 года назад +374

      Here's Hot Rod This reminds of a story in religion class(not religious myself).
      A man was told by god that he would take care of him.
      When a flood happened, the man’s neighbour came on a boat and offered to help.
      The man: Oh it’s okay, god will take care of me.
      The neighbour left. Later on a rescue boat came. The man told them the same thing. Soon the man drowned, still believing that god would take care of him.
      In heaven the man asked god why he didn’t take care of him.
      God: But I did. I sent your neighbour to help you. And later I sent that rescue team too. You turned both away.
      Moral of the story: Don’t expect god to protect you in form of miracles.
      Again, not religious, but this is something that religious people should consider.

    • @swordmaster2305
      @swordmaster2305 4 года назад +110

      @@Novice9241 something my (very) religious grampa taught me was that god does miracles, but doesn't ALWAYS use them to guide others

    • @Skeatboart
      @Skeatboart 4 года назад +91

      I am very religious myself but God won't come to earth to interfere with your choices. The theorem is called theodicy and if that woman ever thought about her religion she would know that God values your freedom more than you not making mistakes. In the end it's always your responsibility

    • @NicoUnken
      @NicoUnken 4 года назад +47

      @@Novice9241 I think I remember hearing that story even though I am not religious, I always loved it. A great moral; always use common sense.

    • @Goose_frog
      @Goose_frog 4 года назад +15

      this is why I dont believe in god

  • @Lebroly-James
    @Lebroly-James 4 года назад +162

    "god and I know best"
    God: *_I do not condone her stupidity I never told here that please do not shame me_*

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 лет назад +1038

    "Popcorn goblet"
    I'm now imagining that where ever he's from, they serve popcorn in grandiose, bejewled chalices, and it made a heavy metal "TANG" when it struck his head.

    • @lovelyjanuary
      @lovelyjanuary 5 лет назад +41

      And it was thrown by a rotund hermit like female version of Lord Farquhar.

    • @KeizerSosebee
      @KeizerSosebee 5 лет назад +9

      @@lovelyjanuary shed be a whale indeed

    • @JackJawFish
      @JackJawFish 5 лет назад +3

      HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @JackJawFish
      @JackJawFish 5 лет назад +2

      Yas

    • @Sunaox
      @Sunaox 5 лет назад +4

      this comment made me happy thanks

  • @MilenaHeldt
    @MilenaHeldt 5 лет назад +2344

    so that woman killed her full-grown baby and wasn't charged with anything but some states and countries arrest women for aborting at 3 months of gestation? that's insane

    • @AverageEggmonEnthusiast
      @AverageEggmonEnthusiast 5 лет назад +203

      Milena Heldt some states it’s illegal to abort after 6 weeks. If a woman has her period roughly every 4-5 weeks they wouldn’t even know they were pregnant yet unless they were testing for it consistently.

    • @ShuichiMin57
      @ShuichiMin57 4 года назад +337

      that just makes it clear, that people don't really care about the babies, they only want to control other people's bodies

    • @ThatCrazyBookWyrm
      @ThatCrazyBookWyrm 4 года назад +154

      @@ShuichiMin57 I mean I care about the babies *and* the mothers. Too much of pro-life (and pro-choice tbh) is focused on the actual act of abortion, when what we really need to do is support the mothers and give them other options than the ones they have. Help them get access to supplies for their children, give them therapeutic help and support to get them through the pregnancy. Break down the stigma around single/young parents. Hold the fathers more responsible. Give parents decent paternal leave (there are third world countries with better paternal leave then us, come on). And of course fix our broken and disgusting foster care system, so if mothers want to give their children to adoption they won't feel guilt/fear at what could happen to them.
      We need to give better options to our mothers, and I feel like that's something both pro-choice and pro-life can agree on, and can work together on. Giving better support and more options for pregnant women and breaking down all these toxic stigmas and environments is better for *everyone*, and I really feel like combining forces and pouring more resources into stuff like that would be more effective than being at each other's throats over abortion.
      Sorry this got so long! I've been holding it in for a while, lol.

    • @ShuichiMin57
      @ShuichiMin57 4 года назад +84

      @@ThatCrazyBookWyrm yeah, i agree theres a lot of things that can be done before it comes to abortion and i hope every aspect you mentioned can be greatly improved at some point, but i also don't think it's okay to force someone to go through such a difficult proccess if they really don't want it. if people just can't be convinced to go through it or they have particular characteristics thatd put the pregnant person in danger, i don't think any of the those things would help a lot.
      so, yeah, i think youre totally right, but i dont think everything will be that flawless everytime.

    • @stephanied6711
      @stephanied6711 4 года назад +3

      I agree

  • @daniroseheart620
    @daniroseheart620 5 лет назад +863

    That bastard of a sad excuse for a so called “mother” in the first story shouldn’t be allowed to have kids after what happened with the first baby

    • @ZeroiusProduction
      @ZeroiusProduction 5 лет назад +5

      oh no, she might already be pregnant, someone throw her down the stairs!

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 5 лет назад +16

      @Thibault DereseWith the attitude presented in the story? No way in hell she'd ever be a good parent. Neglectful, abusive, possibly even to a lethal degree for any kids in her care, born by her or not... Not everyone knows the warning signs, but for someone who's been neglected and abused, it's clear as day. She'd need some hardcore training on how to not be a piece of shit before getting parenting clearance of any kind.

    • @heretichazel
      @heretichazel 5 лет назад +15

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I think you misunderstood what he was saying... He was saying that there are _other_ people who would be good parents, but can't have children for one reason or another

    • @Mahami92
      @Mahami92 5 лет назад +4

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I feel like this was an attempt at fetuscide(sp?) I know that people can be held accountable for trying to harm or murder an unborn child when they drink excessively. I feel like after she was told all those time that she should have faced SOME type of consequence, you know?

    • @nerdy_evy
      @nerdy_evy 5 лет назад +12

      She sounds like a mother who would keep her baby in a car on a hot day with no air conditioning and say "theyll be fine. God will watch over them. And if not, its his will" despicable

  • @JujubaShawol
    @JujubaShawol 2 года назад +62

    "This girl hugged your son, why can't she let my son touch her?"
    Consent, ma'am. Simply a matter of consent.

  • @stardf29
    @stardf29 5 лет назад +563

    EM: PAUSE THE MOVIE!
    OP: Sorry, you're just going to have to miss 2% of the movie.
    EM: *throws popcorn goblet*
    OP: Well, now you'll miss 100% of the movie.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 лет назад +10

      Hardcore math.

    • @goldcoin9618
      @goldcoin9618 5 лет назад +4

      Popcorn goblet

    • @joshuaboushy7336
      @joshuaboushy7336 5 лет назад +3

      ok this one made me laugh

    • @ctbvon6383
      @ctbvon6383 5 лет назад +8

      The thing is it’s impossible to watch a full movie bc you blink .it may be fast but the time do add up lol

    • @Tetra392
      @Tetra392 5 лет назад +4

      @@ctbvon6383 I watch movies strapped to a chair with my eyes taped open in a basement of a serial killer that just ADORES That's So Raven. So... I have seen (and regret having seen) every episode of That's so Raven in it's entirety.

  • @zombies5100
    @zombies5100 4 года назад +1167

    Kids, there's nothing wrong with being hugged by someone you like
    But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable that's *NO GOOD*

    • @laurenbonner2393
      @laurenbonner2393 4 года назад +70

      And that lady had no right to slut shame OP! I mean, come on! I'm sorry, bit that just pissed me off!

    • @smileyface5028
      @smileyface5028 4 года назад +24

      If I were that girl, I woulda made sure that boy never had kids

    • @LilHana
      @LilHana 4 года назад +35

      a Sonic Sez reference here? i remember that 😄

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 4 года назад +29

      Sadly I have to disagree with RSlash here.. I don't think the boy will end up in jail; most sexual harassment goes unreported and unpunished

    • @1lainfan348
      @1lainfan348 4 года назад +12

      Furious Imperator
      Yeah I agree. Sadly that’s the case for most of these things :(

  • @DiceDoo
    @DiceDoo 4 года назад +1111

    Imagine how the Husband of the Pregnant lady may have felt to learn his child died

  • @andrewparkins1803
    @andrewparkins1803 4 года назад +376

    On the overdue baby thing, god gave the lady a test and she failed it. By her logic mostly. I’m not gonna state my belief, but it logically makes sense.

    • @nerida3347
      @nerida3347 4 года назад +52

      I'm not Christian, but isn't the consensus "God has no hands other than our own"?
      It feels like God would have put the doctors on this earth and in her path to help her, yknow

    • @fieratheproud
      @fieratheproud 4 года назад +61

      I remember a story, don't remember where I heard it from but it involved a man drowning at sea. Whenever someone on a boat came around and offered help, the man would simply tell them "God will save me". The man eventually drowned and when he did, he asked why God hadn't saved him. God's reply?
      "I sent three boats to rescue you, but you turned them all away".
      Probably not the exact line, but that's the general gist of it. And honestly, that woman probably would have ended up just like the man in the story if she had been drowning. Her poor child certainly paid the price for her sheer stupidity...

    • @thatbadartist7906
      @thatbadartist7906 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @sleepylilwolf1749
      @sleepylilwolf1749 3 года назад +8

      @@fieratheproud i kinda remember that story

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 3 года назад +19

      @@fieratheproud I usually heard something like "I sent a car, a canoe, a boat, and a helicopter-what the heck were you waiting for?"

  • @mahanubhavs9980
    @mahanubhavs9980 5 лет назад +299

    The woman literally murdered her fully developed child and from the looks of it she might be against any sort of contraception or abortion...

    • @vihaze6725
      @vihaze6725 5 лет назад +55

      Yep. In her mind, women who get early abortions are probably 'murderers', but causing your *fully developed* child to die due to your medical neglect is A-ok and a perfectly *Christian* thing to do.

    • @jamreviews9547
      @jamreviews9547 5 лет назад +5

      Vi Haze you clearly don’t know why a lot of people are against abortion. It’s that they are against it for serious medical cases, it’s for people who use it in stead of contraception or just abstinence, which is seen as no better than murder. Of course trying to logically explain and rationalize this viewpoint is often dismissed in the grounds of many people disagreeing with their choice of faith.

    • @melissas9537
      @melissas9537 5 лет назад +18

      @@jamreviews9547 I don't know how it's in the US, but here in Germany that's not true
      You can't just have an abortion, you have to talk about it with licensed people and it is extremely expensive (in my opinion at least)
      If you forget to use protection, you can buy a pill for like 30 Euros, much cheaper than an abortion (but also not recommended, just use protection, people)
      And not to mention the potential physical and emotional trauma and injuries that may be caused during the process
      No sane woman would casually use abortion as a kind of late contraceptive, it's just not worth it
      And if there are women who don't think this through and actually use it as a late contraception, then I am sure that that's just a small percentage, and I can't imagine them doing this more than once

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 5 лет назад +1

      Does she want a disabled child?

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 5 лет назад

      All because god told her to wait, i guess he wanted her child to die

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 5 лет назад +316

    God, I hope that pregnant Karen’s husband left her after that tragedy. At least he had the common sense to actually LISTEN to a medical professional unlike his stubborn wife.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 5 лет назад

      Unless she has him under her foot

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas 5 лет назад

      child support?

    • @Somebody9666
      @Somebody9666 5 лет назад +1

      Hope he left her. But he was no good either. He should have protected that child and also listen but insted he did nothing.

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 года назад

      @@Mastasrasmas What child?

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas 4 года назад

      Zane Hutchins to keep him so she has to do something like getting pregnant and do the whole thing

  • @Spider-Man-b1h
    @Spider-Man-b1h 4 года назад +2833

    “Harry Potter and the goblet of popcorn”
    You’re a cinema worker Harry

    • @SSSugi-qg3bl
      @SSSugi-qg3bl 4 года назад +42

      Noice

    • @aguynamelex3146
      @aguynamelex3146 4 года назад +276

      Harry potter and the sorcerer's nachos
      Harry Potter and the chamber of filthy auditoriums
      Harry potter and the kid of the pg13 movie
      Harry Potter and the goblet of popcorn
      Harry Potter and the order of the Karen
      Harry Potter and the half cooked hotdog
      Harry Potter and the Deathly urinal stench

    • @Spider-Man-b1h
      @Spider-Man-b1h 4 года назад +57

      A Guy name Lex that made my day

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +18

      a wot

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 года назад +20

      im a wot

  • @loganxavier
    @loganxavier 3 года назад +130

    The story with the gun made me learn something from Karen’s mentality.
    “What, you’ll shoot my kids too!?”
    And then this Karen thought because of what SHE said, that op threatened her kids. Because she said later:
    “He threatened me and my kids!”

    • @tcrpgfan
      @tcrpgfan 2 года назад

      To which I'd wittily rtort: 'Ma'am that would be a waste of ammunition. That vacuous space in your skull you call a brain has nothing worth shooting at.'

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 2 года назад +5

      So basically, if she wonders something, she thinks that means it's true.

  • @sylvarlorali5743
    @sylvarlorali5743 5 лет назад +387

    Skin colour does not determine how a person is somehow 'better' than someone else.
    I can't believe people still think like that.

    • @umbreondark7837
      @umbreondark7837 4 года назад +9

      most of south east asian ppl have that kind of mentality, if not majority of asian ppl.

    • @Samqdf
      @Samqdf 4 года назад +4

      @@umbreondark7837 Is that also meant to also be the norm for people in India?

    • @umbreondark7837
      @umbreondark7837 4 года назад +4

      Sam Qu Yes, i think Indians also.

    • @umbreondark7837
      @umbreondark7837 4 года назад +6

      Queen Meh the fact that you think its nicer to have lighter skin proves the point of op

    • @umbreondark7837
      @umbreondark7837 4 года назад +5

      Queen Meh i know. I nor the original commentor implied discrimination. I simply said that the fact you think people see other with lighter skin is nicer proves op's point that people think its better to have lighter skin. No one brought discrimination except YOU.

  • @SpathaMagna
    @SpathaMagna 5 лет назад +324

    *rSlash:* _Does anybody else have the worrying concern that that kid is probably going to end up in jail?_
    I have the worrying concern that he won't, but ought to.

    • @jaycee1670
      @jaycee1670 5 лет назад +18

      Now that's a concern I share.

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @Xarestrill
      @Xarestrill 4 года назад

      That's about what I was thinking too.

    • @godmagnus
      @godmagnus 4 года назад +6

      I'm more worried about his victims. Strong "he shouldn't have his life ruined for 20 seconds of action" vibes.

    • @atlas_gamer2667
      @atlas_gamer2667 4 года назад +2

      This’d be an especially big concern here where I live since most of people that do that sort of stuff end up getting away with it and even if they do they only stay in prison for about a week or two, leading to many many many cases of the imprisoned being let go nearly with no consequences and taking a (in most cases) brutal revenge on whoever they had a grudge with

  • @RustyWindChimes
    @RustyWindChimes 4 года назад +444

    It turns out that almost every EM conversations start with an: “ExCUsE mE”
    Edit: I completely forgot I made this Lol!

    • @BirbsBeLikeOvO
      @BirbsBeLikeOvO 4 года назад +13

      Lol maybe that's one of the reasons they are called EM. Entitled Mom aka ExCUsE mE

    • @calvinjonathanganadhi981
      @calvinjonathanganadhi981 4 года назад +3

      I mean, every word can be said in a polite or a rude manner, and EM most likely use the rude manner, the rude manner is sorta like a "you are an inconvenience or doing something wrong but idk what
      it is to blame you for so I'm using this term to express how annoyed I am and threaten you to do stuff I order you to like a dog" type of word, which is a really Karen thing to do so it's pretty fitting for their role

    • @rulliindriani1007
      @rulliindriani1007 4 года назад +4

      Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

    • @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز
      @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز 4 года назад +1

      Yup, the first and last polite thing they say.

    • @elainelucas8097
      @elainelucas8097 4 года назад

      yes, but the OP answers "how can I help you?" me, I'd say yes, what do you want?

  • @epsilonthedragon1249
    @epsilonthedragon1249 4 года назад +458

    I refuse to call buckets anything but “popcorn goblets” now

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 года назад +11

      I never called it a bucket in the first place.
      ...I always called it a box.

    • @nevergonnagiveuupnevergonn6244
      @nevergonnagiveuupnevergonn6244 3 года назад +8

      yes
      Must change the dictionary

    • @GreenGalaxio
      @GreenGalaxio 3 года назад +12

      I first got these watching Harry Potter the Goblet of Fire.
      Your a cinema worker Harry.

    • @welshpete12
      @welshpete12 3 года назад +3

      @@strawberrysoulforever8336 There are some people who take a delight in making sarcastic remarks that they hope will hurt !!!!

    • @marbles7862
      @marbles7862 3 года назад +2

      I just call them things
      “A large thing of popcorn

  • @Z3R0F1V3
    @Z3R0F1V3 5 лет назад +688

    Optimist: The cup is half full
    Pessimist: The cup is half empty
    Intellectual: CUP IS CUP
    Karen: The cup belongs to my _baby_

    • @Felix-ve9hs
      @Felix-ve9hs 5 лет назад +19

      Me: the Cup is half full with air and half full with Liquid

    • @invaderzod8092
      @invaderzod8092 5 лет назад +5

      The baby *deserves* it

    • @KnightMan222
      @KnightMan222 5 лет назад +18

      Karen: the cup threatened to kill me, get me the cops and your manager

    • @alidragon7034
      @alidragon7034 5 лет назад +20

      OP: The cup is a goblet

    • @Gentleman30
      @Gentleman30 5 лет назад +4

      *CUP IS CUP*

  • @mitskimitskii2868
    @mitskimitskii2868 5 лет назад +1248

    Karen: *Across the room*
    Anyone: No
    Karen: **i am speed** EXCUSSSSSSE ME!

    • @PacMacDo
      @PacMacDo 5 лет назад +13

      excuse, leaving my footprint before this blows up

    • @kip3427
      @kip3427 5 лет назад +1

      Yes I am to

    • @PacMacDo
      @PacMacDo 5 лет назад +3

      @@kip3427 umm... what?

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 лет назад +18

      I'M VERRYYY IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE BECAUSE I AM A SINGLE MOTHER!!!! YOU KNOW SINGLE MOTHER SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A DISABLITY!!

    • @kip3427
      @kip3427 5 лет назад +2

      @@PacMacDo the footprint

  • @cymbalbell1270
    @cymbalbell1270 4 года назад +458

    EM: "God decide. It was never meant to be"
    God: "Why did I ever create humans like this.."

    • @Hueyinc
      @Hueyinc 4 года назад +31

      God: *Dang it, why did Eve listen to that snake...*

    • @Crabbob365
      @Crabbob365 4 года назад +8

      ugh should kept the angel to guard the tree just in case

    • @labudgie248
      @labudgie248 4 года назад +13

      I can't believe she Shrugged off her dead child as God's Will and didn't give a crap about it

    • @jaymurray2216
      @jaymurray2216 4 года назад +1

      @ Sad (as in the baby died for her to not pass on the stupid genes) but true

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад +1

      Well, if you put it that way I could do him a favor... But it would decimate the entirety of earth, not just humans...

  • @blackstone1a
    @blackstone1a 4 года назад +81

    Man: * literally just vibin *
    Karen: “He HaS A gUn aND hEs gOnNA kILL mE!”

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 3 года назад +1

      I kinda understand being scared by someone thinking a gun is needed in a grocery store (her behavior and lies is most definitely unacceptable off course)

    • @ĦDツ亗
      @ĦDツ亗 3 года назад

      I think the karens will reveal against us

    • @ĦDツ亗
      @ĦDツ亗 3 года назад

      I think the karens will reveal against us

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 3 года назад +5

      @@Theproclaimed Dude was heading to home from work, if he is already carrying then there is no reason to leave it into a car. Especially since many cities have banned leaving handguns in unattended cars without car safe or enclosed trunk, and Walmart allows concealed carry.

  • @rachelmiller8127
    @rachelmiller8127 5 лет назад +308

    Entitled parents: respect your elders
    Also entitled parents: I'm not old!!
    Me: facepalm

    • @stinkyjuicebox
      @stinkyjuicebox 5 лет назад +3

      R/facepalm

    • @azurephantom100
      @azurephantom100 5 лет назад +2

      well the phrase respect your elders could be implied as anyone older then you not necessarily old as in elderly but i can understand the confusion

    • @rachelmiller8127
      @rachelmiller8127 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for the likes most I've ever gotten

  • @MisterH37
    @MisterH37 5 лет назад +631

    Last story: Sexual Assault. That's called Sexual Assault.

    • @shadowwolf7024
      @shadowwolf7024 4 года назад +36

      B Huse Want to help me murder sex offenders in the future?

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 года назад +29

      @@shadowwolf7024 I'll get my knife ready

    • @matthewrada1758
      @matthewrada1758 4 года назад +22

      @@shadowwolf7024 wait, let me get my launch codes

    • @shadowwolf7024
      @shadowwolf7024 4 года назад +12

      Matthew528 excellent!

    • @shadowwolf7024
      @shadowwolf7024 4 года назад +9

      terrorfire tank alright!

  • @thatoneclonewhopunchedadro1182
    @thatoneclonewhopunchedadro1182 5 лет назад +4280

    Petition to make “ popcorn goblet” the official term:
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    • @echoinsanity971
      @echoinsanity971 5 лет назад +19

      yes

    • @thecourtjester2610
      @thecourtjester2610 4 года назад +18

      I NEED THIS.

    • @jeseluna8609
      @jeseluna8609 4 года назад +40

      Popcorn Chalice sounds better

    • @razor321ish
      @razor321ish 4 года назад +27

      It is now official in my head.
      You would say "a large popcorn" right? Popcorn goblet has now rewritten whatever it was in my brain so I don't know. Needless to say, popcorn goblet is set in stone and I can't wait to use the term and see the looks of peoples faces. I hope it spreads like a virus.

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 4 года назад +21

      Everyone I know calls them buckets, but damn do I want that to be the term for both the popcorn and drinks. Imagine going to see some high-fantasy movie and drinking out of a "goblet" with the characters on screen.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 4 года назад +62

    Me: "EPs can't surprise me anymore."
    EP: "You have to pause the movie!!"
    Me: "..." *weeps for the species*

    • @nicolasjaime5392
      @nicolasjaime5392 3 года назад +1

      Big "what does it matter that it's an online game, just pause it!" Energy

    • @Nockgun
      @Nockgun 2 года назад

      @@nicolasjaime5392 me:online games mean other people plays it i hope they add pause protection if they are still playing THEY ARENT GONNA PAUSE

  • @lanmoore8391
    @lanmoore8391 4 года назад +345

    "Imagine honestly believing you knows more than a doctor" Now in 2020 there are entire crowds who believe this and are willing to place other people's lives on the line.

    • @abifailturner1964
      @abifailturner1964 4 года назад +6

      I hate the fact that that's true.

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 4 года назад +7

      I saw a crowd of anti-maskers(that's what we call them here) and i were just watching them in disbelief before they fucking die

    • @lanmoore8391
      @lanmoore8391 4 года назад +10

      @@lindylou538 I call them plague rats

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 4 года назад +9

      @@lanmoore8391 I now imagine them going right next to each other in the sewer and going "this is soooooo healthy all these essential oils"

    • @jgw5491
      @jgw5491 3 года назад +3

      @@lanmoore8391 Wow. Exactly right. I'm stealing that.

  • @ShadoWalker71
    @ShadoWalker71 5 лет назад +149

    The aunt's friend isn't classist, she has no class whatsoever.

    • @RomanianRebecca
      @RomanianRebecca 5 лет назад

      Tobias Lehr lol

    • @Mizoneko
      @Mizoneko 4 года назад +3

      That one made me cry, I had something similar happen to me when I was a kid, and was so hurtful I still cry on the inside...

    • @Asterite
      @Asterite 4 года назад

      @@Mizoneko im so sorry to hear it do you need a hug? xc

    • @XxBloodied_Lambxx
      @XxBloodied_Lambxx 4 года назад

      @@Mizoneko I shall now send virtual hugs as no one should have to deal with that amount of compleat bull crap.

  • @clareann8912
    @clareann8912 3 года назад +14

    The indunction story is so heartbreaking. The worst thing is, that woman is probably pro life, but refused to save her own child’s life.

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 5 лет назад +134

    Can't the mother be charged for that? Knowingly killing a late term pregnancy is illegal in most of the world, and ignorance only protects you from so much.

    • @Phoenix_DarkMoon
      @Phoenix_DarkMoon 5 лет назад +7

      Doubtful under the religion restoration act. She can claim it was her religious belief that of she was to be a mother labor would have occured

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 5 лет назад +6

      Depends on the jurisdiction. Some places will not charge people who can prove they genuinely believe in God's will above all else. The prosecution would have to try to prove that she did have doubts about her faith.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 5 лет назад +15

      @@Phoenix_DarkMoon What's so ridiculous is that based on this woman's postion about "God's Will", we can safely assume that she is against abortions in ALL forms, and views it as the murder of babies. At the very least, she probably believes that "life begins at conception." If life begins at conception, how could anyone claim that her actions do not constitute murder?

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 5 лет назад +20

      I would've just put her under, cut out her womb and blamed it on the infection and said it was required or she'd die. Botch the paperwork and shady-lady, you ain't getting no baby.... Anyway, that is how I lost my medical license.

    • @GhostGuyExplorations412
      @GhostGuyExplorations412 5 лет назад +17

      Yet they try to ban abortions and prosecute doctors, but Karen gets to leave with no charges filed against her?

  • @melkiorwiseman5234
    @melkiorwiseman5234 5 лет назад +63

    Entitled Woman: Respect your elders.
    Me: I hope you get your seniors discount.
    EW (offended): I'm not a senior!
    Me: Then you're not old enough to be my elder.
    Also: When God gives you a choice, you're responsible for the results of that choice. That woman had the choice to save her baby, or not. She chose not to. There will be an accounting for that.

    • @thattonekidd4421
      @thattonekidd4421 4 года назад

      Please sir

    • @thattonekidd4421
      @thattonekidd4421 4 года назад

      Tell me why you ruined my village in coin master

    • @melkiorwiseman5234
      @melkiorwiseman5234 4 года назад

      @@thattonekidd4421 Presuming that's not a (very obscure) joke, I can only guess that there's someone else out there using this name, since I have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @Greenierw
      @Greenierw 4 года назад +1

      I love how you called her
      EW

    • @sarahouillette1357
      @sarahouillette1357 2 года назад

      @@Greenierw I noticed it too 😆

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 5 лет назад +1593

    OP: "I can't pause the movie for ONE person."
    Karen: *"Impossible."*
    EDIT: 1K likes?! Holy shit! Thanks a lot guys! :D

    • @stormwright8300
      @stormwright8300 5 лет назад +12

      I didn't even know you could pause movies like that

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 5 лет назад

      @@stormwright8300 what donypu think they do in breaks

    • @Sucellusification
      @Sucellusification 5 лет назад +3

      Her response was: "BUT I HAVE TWO KIIIIDS"

    • @cheyenneh1488
      @cheyenneh1488 5 лет назад +3

      Impossible, we do it at home all the time

    • @bobleeroy1509
      @bobleeroy1509 5 лет назад +8

      I would have paused it and then when she comes back shine a torch on her and announce it was because of her.

  • @kirukiru5924
    @kirukiru5924 4 года назад +8

    The friends mom from the last story, bless you. You helped a girl stop getting harassed and hopefully taught a boy its not ok to randomly touch and especially grope people! The bullies mom is doing a terrible job teaching him basic boundaries.

  • @nanofate4118
    @nanofate4118 4 года назад +234

    elders who think they "deserve respect" can take a long walk on a short pier. like anyone else, if you want respect you get to earn it. you don't earn it by living longer than i have. also popcorn goblet is something i will work towards making common parlance

    • @wyvernslayer4530
      @wyvernslayer4530 4 года назад +4

      Im 15 and i certainly dont believe my parents dont automatically get my respect. Theyve both screwed me over. I live with my mom since the worst things shes done is call me a cunt. My dad was very emotionally abusive and i left before it got truly physical

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад

      So drowning?

    • @duiwithc4corvette403
      @duiwithc4corvette403 4 года назад +1

      Asians: Welp, someone offended our culture. Jin, you got the chopsticks?

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 4 года назад

      People like that believe that to be polite is to be a spineless pushover

  • @jessielynch7493
    @jessielynch7493 5 лет назад +51

    As someone who works for the family court system, the last one really concerns me.
    The dismissal of the EM is what carries over the victim shaming and the attitude of boys will be boys attitude (her attitude I know she didn't say it)
    He will be one of the teenage offenders I deal with every day who grabs whatever they want and because they were not taught boundaries etc. Think they are entitled to it.
    Be it a car or a person.
    Yes, I know my posting isn't perfect I have dyslexia so not. , etc. Police, please. 🌷

    • @trinalgalaxy5943
      @trinalgalaxy5943 4 года назад +3

      there are boys being boys and then there is that... and THAT was most certainly NOT "boys being boys" and any boy worth his salt would NEVER stand for such actions lying down. the fact that the idea of "boys being boys" has been co-opted and corrupted like this to cover any bad behaviors is disgusting.

    • @curious615
      @curious615 2 года назад +1

      Great response. Also your texting was just fine!

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing 5 лет назад +157

    ...I kind of like “popcorn goblet” personally

    • @gio7202
      @gio7202 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @red_robin2243
      @red_robin2243 4 года назад

      Same

    • @yacob1113
      @yacob1113 4 года назад

      Pretty cool I will use it

    • @babydragon7143
      @babydragon7143 4 года назад +1

      Ya. Wait.... that should be what they call it at universal Harry Potter world

  • @acannibalistichorse7783
    @acannibalistichorse7783 4 года назад +33

    The lady who didn't get induced is going to be confused when she's kicked out of heaven, she kills her child then blames god, then says she's going to try for another one what is wrong with her?

  • @TreeckoJedi9
    @TreeckoJedi9 5 лет назад +121

    This guy sounds like he’d be great at audiobooks.

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 5 лет назад +3

      You need more likes for the call out

    • @trickshotmasters2787
      @trickshotmasters2787 5 лет назад +2

      Soo true

    • @theoistrying9904
      @theoistrying9904 4 года назад +2

      Petition for r/slash to read audiobooks

    • @Jeff-rm3ry
      @Jeff-rm3ry 4 года назад +2

      This is basically a audiobook I mean he’s talking and reading to us so I head it is a audiobook

  • @joelellis7035
    @joelellis7035 4 года назад +131

    "God's will", huh? Reminds me of a fable that I was told long ago. It went something like a person was at their home and warned several times by various people that they must leave due to an impending flood. The person each time refuses, saying that God will save them. The person eventually drowns and goes to Heaven. While in Heaven, the person asks God why he didn't save them. God replies that he tried, sending all of those people to warn him.
    Makes me think it was God's will that the midwife was there to advise the woman on her pregnancy.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +20

      I heard that story differently. So a guy is out fishing on his boat, and he sees clouds in the distance. A person on a motorboat comes up and tells him to head to shore, and the guy says “Oh no, God will protect me”.
      Then a larger boat goes past and the people on it tell the guy to head to shore. The guy says “Oh no, God will protect me”
      Then a helicopter goes by, and tell the guy to head to shore. The guy says “Oh no, God will protect me.
      He died in the storm, and then he asks why God didn’t protect him. God does a facepalm and tells him that he sent the small motorboat, the larger motorboat, and the helicopter to tell him to head to shore, and he didn’t listen.

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад +3

      I have a feeling that you won’t drop religeon even after the year 3009 which I am not in yet I am in the year 2993 and you still have religeon...

    • @musiclover4208
      @musiclover4208 4 года назад +5

      I heard that one too!
      I was wondering if that person was-I dunno expect some orb of light to come save him?

    • @randomnonsense2259
      @randomnonsense2259 4 года назад +2

      @@wta1518 That's the story I was told there are so many different versions of it but still leads to the same moral

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 года назад +4

      To big ones: God helps those who help themselves (I've used this to partially convince some stubborn parents that mental health is important) God has a purpose for everyone, the doctors are there for a reason.

  • @GiordanDiodato
    @GiordanDiodato 5 лет назад +797

    "Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor"
    buddy, did you forget all those anti-vaxxers?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +2

      Congratulations. You missed the obvious joke

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 5 лет назад +5

      failed r/woosh attempt, abort

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад

      @Radican69 You know what sarcasm is, right?

    • @AlphaFoxAdam
      @AlphaFoxAdam 5 лет назад +5

      Lol...or the "doctors of Reddit" posts.
      "NuRSe hErE..."

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад

      @Radican69 When did I do that?

  • @sheri-kaysylvester2636
    @sheri-kaysylvester2636 4 года назад +49

    That poor innocent little soul. RIP little one you will be missed i hope this woman never has another child

    • @audreyricci6383
      @audreyricci6383 2 года назад

      She was trying for another one.

    • @Nockgun
      @Nockgun 2 года назад

      @@audreyricci6383 bruh

    • @audreyricci6383
      @audreyricci6383 2 года назад

      @@Nockgun Just what does that remark mean?

    • @katrinacomhaire2875
      @katrinacomhaire2875 Год назад

      ​​@@audreyricci6383 It's an expression of muted shock and disbelief at how stupid someone could possibly be. In this case, the Entitled Woman.

  • @mimiqmayday
    @mimiqmayday 5 лет назад +20

    The EM with the baby actually made me mad. I'm the oldest of 8, and I talk with my mum about pregnancy stuff because why not, she knows a lot. The fact this woman didn't think she was in the wrong when she willingly killed her baby? Disgusting. Being induced isn't bad - it's a matter of life or death.

  • @Nat-zw3ek
    @Nat-zw3ek 4 года назад +1228

    rSlash: Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor!
    Anti-Vaxers: hold my beer.

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 года назад +36

      The corona beer

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 4 года назад +12

      Flatearthers: hold my Plane..

    • @alucardbunche4197
      @alucardbunche4197 4 года назад +2

      Nathalie King bruh not everyone is compatible with vaccines and they contain thimeosal which is mercury and polysorbate 80 and 20 which bypasses a blood barrier and can carry deasies to the brain and yes I had all of this confirmed by a licensed doctor

    • @miso3753
      @miso3753 4 года назад +6

      Alucard Bunche ok

    • @generalgrevious8246
      @generalgrevious8246 4 года назад +3

      Get the Soviet tank the apocalypse will happen if they win

  • @sainjawoof3506
    @sainjawoof3506 5 лет назад +41

    5:05 as a veterinarian, it happens daily!
    Having dealt with several pyometras, I can understand what "that smell" they experienced was. 🤢🤢🤢

  • @jgw5491
    @jgw5491 3 года назад +7

    That last one reminded me of an incident in a high school art class when I was 14 (now I'm going to date myself!) in the early 70s before sexual harassment was even a named thing. This creepy guy sat next to me and kept trying to be "friendly". I was polite back because that was how I was raised. But when he reached over and cupped my breast, I loudly yelled, "Get your hands off of me!!" The whole class stared at us. The teacher (F) didn't say anything but just looked at us, too. But the handsy creep was humiliated by my reaction and moved to a different seat from then on.

  • @princesskingforever
    @princesskingforever 5 лет назад +242

    Karen: *is disrespectful*
    OP: *Uno Reverse*
    Karen: *Surprised Pikachu face*

  • @redpanda2978
    @redpanda2978 5 лет назад +453

    "Such a crazy day at work today, got a popcorn goblet thrown at me!"

    • @Mittenator-cn2fh
      @Mittenator-cn2fh 5 лет назад +9

      Red Panda ikr
      A few hours later at the mans house talking to his wife...
      “Hey had such a crazy day at work today got a popcorn goblet thrown at me by an entitled parent, how was your day”

    • @thelegion2857
      @thelegion2857 5 лет назад +4

      Hey what if the popcorn had hot melted butter on it

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte 5 лет назад +1

      @@thelegion2857 Have you been to a movie theatre in a while? Their melted butter is not hot.

    • @saxtonhalegaming493
      @saxtonhalegaming493 5 лет назад +1

      In the goblet of popcorn, do they have slips of paper or pieces of popcorn?

    • @OneStrangeDeer
      @OneStrangeDeer 5 лет назад +1

      I can only imagine a legitimate goblet of popcorn being thrown and hitting someone with a metallic ping as it his...i started laughing really hard, now i feel really bad about it

  • @Baestard
    @Baestard 5 лет назад +50

    About the pregnant woman : I guess she can't be a entitled _mother_ anymore huh

  • @WANmnom
    @WANmnom 4 года назад +8

    The story about the woman needing to be induced reminded me about the story of the day my brother was born, thought i would share because i find it interesting.
    My Mom and Dad didn't have the best relationship mostly stemming from neither having healthy family lives as kids. my dad became an angry person who had to control everything, and my mom was so desperate to keep her husband happy she did things she would never otherwise do (they're separated now and worked on a lot of their personal issues). when she was pregnant with my brother my dad was absolutely against her getting check ups with doctors for any reason, meaning no ultra sounds, no meds, nothing. for the most part she was fine with it, though nervous as this was her first child, but then she started feeling sick a lot and she started getting mini fake labors (Forget what they're called) so finally she went in just to be sure everything was ok. the doctors looked at her and my oversized brother and told her she was late and needed to be induced right away to help save my brother. scared but confused she explained to the doctored she had only been pregnant 8 months but they assured her there was no way my brother was only 8 months along. she told me they induced her and she was in pain for several days trying to force my brother out, when she tells me this story she tells me shes not sure how long it actually was, but she was in so much pain and so tired that at one point she waved a nurse over and whispered to her asking the nurse to let her die, but to save the baby. they got her into a C-section right away. My brother was born with a slight heart condition and under developed tear ducts, he had surgery before one and is a very healthy nearly 30 year-old now.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 5 лет назад +528

    "Popcorn goblet" is so much better than "bucket of popcorn"

    • @tophatxcc
      @tophatxcc 5 лет назад +8

      R Nickerson I’ve never even seen that. Every theatre I’ve ever been to just uses popcorn bags..so being hit by one would cause more of a mess than any pain.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 5 лет назад +11

      @@tophatxcc
      Most are like thin cardboard buckets where I'm from. Like bigger soft serve drink cups.

    • @kao7976
      @kao7976 5 лет назад +4

      @@Richard_Nickerson yeah our buckets are like gigantic cups

    • @lucasnlima
      @lucasnlima 5 лет назад +15

      in Brazil, the popcorn is served in a box, but almost sure it wasn't here for another reason
      popcorn here comes out 2 to 3 times more expensive than the movie itself, meaning it is cheaper to throw a shoe

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 5 лет назад +2

      @@lucasnlima
      Wow why? Corn shouldn't be expensive

  • @andyaliaga3188
    @andyaliaga3188 4 года назад +54

    “That lady wasn’t just racist but also classist”
    Yeah, welcome to Mexico

    • @ch3rrikiss
      @ch3rrikiss 4 года назад +3

      The term is elitism. This is the root of most if not all known prejudices

  • @sheilabalderas780
    @sheilabalderas780 4 года назад +143

    Bro being mexican and not “dark enough” makes it so freaking frustrating.. people try to be little you calling guera and all thats is frustrating especially coming from family members

    • @grynnreaper6266
      @grynnreaper6266 4 года назад +3

      I have a question, its like my brain is itchy, but is it still racism if its the same race? Like calling someone white trash is that racism when you're white? Is it like the same thing? It's still terrible obviously. Not being a dick I just figured I have a question and you might have an answer. Plus I live in Ontario and I have never met a Mexican so i am curious if you guys see it the same way as the white calling other white "white trash"

    • @ClockworkWyrm
      @ClockworkWyrm 4 года назад +17

      The worst part is that it goes both ways so you can never win! In some places being too light skinned is a problem but then a lot of Mexican media put up very light skinned people as the pinnacle of beauty. WTF can't they all see that there is beauty in every shade?!

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 года назад +10

      @@grynnreaper6266 It can in a lot of the inbetween shades. In white people, I don't think being "white enough" is an issue. But for latinxs and black people, the amount of melanin in your skin can make or break. I am Latina and I have been called French, Iranian, Russian. I am very pale and my nose is more european looking due to the stronger spanish genes as opposed to my grandmothers warmer brown skin. So I feel removed from my culture, often not good enough in appearance to be labelled one, and because I pass as white, I get privalege. For those of us who have more melanin, they are assumed bumpkins, poorly- educated, from the ghetto, and such. One of my cousins back in the land of my parents graduated in computer science, but since she has muuuch darker skin that I do and lives in a rural village in Central America, she is deemed less educated on appearance alone, even within her own country. I will never personally know the struggles unless they hear me speak spanish or hear my full name, but hispanics are very racist against each other. They only really band together through people being racist to latinos hispanos as a whole.
      My friend, on the other hand, is a mixed girl. One parent was black, the other was latinx/white mix. Her skin is olive in tone. She is often told she is too light skinned to truly be black, but she also doesn't pass as white on account to the kinky afro. It sometimes weighs on her because she can't fit within the three parts of her

    • @gerardohernandez5598
      @gerardohernandez5598 4 года назад +3

      Yup I get that. I'm pretty light skinned myself, and get ask am I sure I'm Mexican lol annoying.

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 года назад +1

      @@gerardohernandez5598 Just say that they ran out of ink when you were born. At least that way you get people to laugh.

  • @OfficialEtherial
    @OfficialEtherial 3 года назад +162

    Petition to call "Buckets of Popcorn" as "The Popcorn Goblet"

  • @azrajasarspahic4420
    @azrajasarspahic4420 4 года назад +172

    4:55 Totally plans on trying for a Child again...
    Me:HOLY SH-

    • @starvingshark815
      @starvingshark815 4 года назад +16

      A few years later talking to a therapist
      Entitled not mother : i dont get why all 7 babys die
      Therapist: ok so you are a moron and if your babys surrvived they would hopefully be raised by people who understand how hospitals work

    • @animacijesrbija9966
      @animacijesrbija9966 4 года назад +4

      @@starvingshark815 entitled female person with child

    • @Ragnell_blade
      @Ragnell_blade 4 года назад +2

      *god takes a holy crap while reading* people are stupid. Don’t expect me to deal with this.

    • @generalyou6447
      @generalyou6447 4 года назад +2

      And then he got divorce by his husband

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 3 года назад +3

      I can tell God is facepalming at this entitled parent.

  • @vanguardangel6912
    @vanguardangel6912 5 лет назад +820

    “Popcorn goblet”. Can we make this official now?
    Edit: Jesus Christ, y’all are mad lads! This is my most liked comment six years on RUclips! We shall now call popcorn buckets Popcorn Goblets!

  • @rack_focus
    @rack_focus 4 года назад +60

    "White by outsourcing?" Maybe I grew up sheltered, but that's a new one to me.

    • @festivalboat9068
      @festivalboat9068 4 года назад

      Yeah me to that never happens in the town's I lived in

    • @bribri6033
      @bribri6033 4 года назад

      Yeah... **Deep thought** ... **HEAVY BREATHING**

  • @nicolegold4660
    @nicolegold4660 4 года назад +1

    I think I needed to hear that story about the pregnant woman.
    My son was five days overdue and my doctor scheduled me for an induction. I wanted it to happen naturally, but I went in for the appointment anyways. His concern was that my baby would poop in the womb and breath it in. I ended up having a c-section because he was NOT coming out. It’s a good thing we did because he pooped AS SOON AS they got him out. I keep looking at the whole experience as a bad one, but hearing that story... I’m glad I listened to my doctor and my baby is happy and healthy!

  • @cheeriomartinez
    @cheeriomartinez 5 лет назад +76

    As a dark skin Mexican, the second to last story hit home.

    • @bonlessmangoes7276
      @bonlessmangoes7276 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад +1

      Do people really assume you're a janitor or something?

    • @cheeriomartinez
      @cheeriomartinez 5 лет назад +10

      @@limiv5272 people assume I don't speak English well. People assume I'm going to steal stuff. People assume I'm an illegal. People have assumed since I'm dark skinned that I'm "dirty" and unclean. My neighbor once told me that when I grew I was going to be a great landscaper. So... I mean... There's that.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад

      That's just terrible. I'll never understand these attitudes

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 5 лет назад

      I'm white Guatemalan but my older brother is dark skinned and I hate seeing the way he was treated by our whole family his whole life. It's just sick

  • @KittyCreme
    @KittyCreme 4 года назад +13

    Okay. Props to rSlash for his voices in this one. During the last story I was actually made physically angry at the way he said "learn to be friendly" and "stop complaining". Your voice carries a scary amount of power, my dude.

    • @marissaworsham3062
      @marissaworsham3062 Год назад

      I started feeling nauseated when he was speaking as the EM in that last story.

  • @glennacorn9439
    @glennacorn9439 5 лет назад +60

    Rslash: imagine knowing more than a doctor
    Karen: yeah it’s tough

  • @justaspookydude47
    @justaspookydude47 4 года назад +24

    *Me as a parent in a situation like that last story*
    "I'm about to go to jail."

  • @eanimali3301
    @eanimali3301 5 лет назад +57

    “Imagine honestly believing you know more than a doctor”
    Antivacters: you called ?

  • @renearrazcaeta7005
    @renearrazcaeta7005 5 лет назад +316

    "Imagine honestly believing you know more than a doctor."
    *In walks the anti-vaxxer community*

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +13

      *followed by the homeopathy community and naturopaths*

    • @matthewzablocki5310
      @matthewzablocki5310 4 года назад +4

      @@dx1450 mlm's??!! 😱😱

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +7

      @@matthewzablocki5310 "I just paid $90 for a startup kit, and now I'm a certified health & wellness coach!"

    • @drycereal916
      @drycereal916 4 года назад +4

      Exactly!

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +11

      I mean, doctors only went to medical school for 6 years, but anti-vaxxers did a 30 minute google search...

  • @Hellothere-is8xb
    @Hellothere-is8xb 5 лет назад +76

    Adult that looks young : *exists*
    Karens in the entire world : *THATS ILLEGAL*
    edit: wow this is the most liked comment I have ..... that’s depressing

    • @randomhooman6685
      @randomhooman6685 4 года назад

      Hippity hoppity, begone from my property

    • @Question4286
      @Question4286 4 года назад

      I am the 69 like. I started heavy breathing.

  • @asabb349
    @asabb349 3 года назад +9

    about the second story:
    I was actually born 2 weeks after I should be, and when I was born my heart stopped beating for a moment and my skin was green, so yeah it's dangerous kids

  • @vanillarice6163
    @vanillarice6163 5 лет назад +115

    EM: the kid died cause of gods will
    Greek gods who curse people for killing their family: if we did that we only did it so you could be tortured for eternity

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +288

    That's why we bigfoots just chase entitled mothers out of the woods

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 лет назад +10

      Hey, Mr. Bigfoot! Hope you're having a great day.

    • @Tr6piex
      @Tr6piex 5 лет назад +11

      Bigfoots are best foot

    • @SCOTGamingwithJack
      @SCOTGamingwithJack 5 лет назад +3

      le foote

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 5 лет назад +2

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access how’s my buddy ol’ pal’s forest doing?

    • @sonalighosh7361
      @sonalighosh7361 5 лет назад +8

      Well u could leave them to fend for themselves in the wild
      They probably won't last a week

  • @mav1884
    @mav1884 4 года назад +39

    The first one just makes me SO mad, literally everyone knows that they don’t pause the movie, come on lady

  • @Dsac1441
    @Dsac1441 Год назад +1

    "Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor"... I remember that pre-COVID naivete that was thinking other people were inclined towards basic logic, lol

  • @Glocktavious800
    @Glocktavious800 5 лет назад +66

    I'm in shock after hearing the baby storie. RIP.

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 5 лет назад +546

    "Imagine believing you know more than a doctor"
    So that's basically every anti vaxxer ever

    • @HelloMrTosh
      @HelloMrTosh 5 лет назад +5

      Nailed it

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +2

      That was the joke

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 5 лет назад +16

      To be fair that baby was likely grateful to die then, other than a slow painful death of having an anti vaccination parent

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +9

      @Radican69 Me taking less than 10 seconds to write a RUclips comment means I do nothing else in my life?

    • @cryctchr9717
      @cryctchr9717 5 лет назад +1

      Andr Pratt and she was religious as well

  • @bigmant0
    @bigmant0 5 лет назад +210

    Still can't believe this woman killed her child over god

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 5 лет назад +28

      You know Karen, God typically likes it when babies live. Maybe that's why he sent you to medical professional in the first place.

    • @Mittenator-cn2fh
      @Mittenator-cn2fh 5 лет назад +4

      Trenton Style ikr very stupid woman

    • @Vitalis-SPQR
      @Vitalis-SPQR 5 лет назад +22

      Christians: Killing babies in the womb is wrong!
      Also Christians: Nah, I'll just let my baby die.

    • @bryanmoreno8166
      @bryanmoreno8166 5 лет назад +8

      Hákon The Viking not all Christians man. The vast majority love children, God and other people

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 5 лет назад +1

      Damn I feel she is the stupidest Christian women I have heard of god should take away her chance of ever getting a child again

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 2 года назад +1

    Got to love the thinking process of getting OP in trouble just so she can get out of the store quicker. "Hmm, this guy is not giving in to my demands. **sees OP's firearm** Bingo! I claim he threatened to kill me so I can get quickly out from the store!" And then proceeds to lie that OP was making lies when she was the one lying herself. EDIT: I too think that the boy who was groping and acting inappropriately is probably going to be a regular going to jail.

  • @marions.3657
    @marions.3657 5 лет назад +78

    The last kid is gonna end up rping a girl because he wasny thought consent...

  • @therakshasan8547
    @therakshasan8547 5 лет назад +18

    In the USA that EM that refused induction would have been charged with Murder.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +4

      Nope, in the U.S. they can't force you to have any medical procedures or care that you don't want. Even if it means killing your unborn child.

  • @Tr6piex
    @Tr6piex 5 лет назад +20

    The baby one was very sad. SHES TRYING IT AGAIN?!. She just killed a person.

  • @Loggle1
    @Loggle1 4 года назад +9

    EM: You should respect your Elders! *Me Thinking* Did you just call yourself Old?

  • @prettypoison5788
    @prettypoison5788 5 лет назад +4

    That pregnant lady story honestly broke my heart. I hope that husband talks some sense into her. Goddess.

  • @finnn_9516
    @finnn_9516 5 лет назад +59

    “The worrying concern that kid will go to jail”
    It is neither worrying or a concern, Rslash.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад +20

      The concerning part is the amount of women that kid will hurt before going to jail

    • @youarehere594
      @youarehere594 5 лет назад +13

      Eventually he'll get caught, but in the interim he'll think that he can get away with doing whatever he wants. And if/when things finally catch up to him, mom will be screaming the whole time about her baby being an "angel" and would *never* do anything wrong, and that it was all the girl's fault.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад

      My worry and concern is that he won't go to jail.

  • @keel24
    @keel24 5 лет назад +17

    For the midwife story, if I was a father I would have been devastated

    • @ferdonandebull
      @ferdonandebull 5 лет назад +2

      keel24 if I had been the father I would be raising my child ....

  • @LuciferSpiro1993
    @LuciferSpiro1993 Год назад +1

    "Imagine honestly believing that you know more than a doctor" Can't imagine. Doubt it would ever happen.

  • @tsukinoakuma
    @tsukinoakuma 5 лет назад +72

    “Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor”
    r/AntiVaxx

    • @DamienPup
      @DamienPup 4 года назад

      www.reddit.com/r/ihavereddit

  • @StephenHutchison
    @StephenHutchison 5 лет назад +14

    "Induced" and life-threatening ... confuses me. My brother A was carried for 11 months. She went to the hospital two weeks early after having some contractions. But on the 35 mile drive (yeah, Montana doesn't have hospitals every 5 miles) the contractions stopped. The doctor (the ONLY doctor doing obstetrics) said to come back when the contractions started again. THEN he went on vacation for a month and a half.
    So Mom and stepdad went back home. No contractions. TWO MONTHS LATER, the doctor's office calls and DEMANDS to know why she hadn't come in for her post-natal care. "What post natal care?" "Well you gave birth two months ago." "I did not. I'm still waiting for contractions to start again like the doctor instructed me." pregnant pause "Come in as soon as possible." (Note they'd called to ask the doctor about it but he wasn't in office, he was on vacation. Without a backup.)
    They induced labor, but an 11.6 pound kid was a lot to deal with and the doctor wasn't competent enough to notice that a C-section would have been a better idea. Her uterus was torn a bit and she ended up with some scarring, which she didn't know about. Nothing mentioned by the doctor at the time anyway. When she had her third kid, my brother C, it meant that the placenta tore at 7 months and they had to endure a dry carriage for two months. (He had no lasting problems.)
    Meanwhile, A came out fine, healthy, etc. with one small problem. Children develop physically on a schedule. When you're born at 9 months, your eyes are ready to start learning how to focus at distances. Because of the extra 2 months, during which time his eye muscles strengthened in place, he had a pronounced strabismus (crossed eyes that don't respond to the brain's signals to change what they look at) and they had to do two operations, one per eye, to weaken the over-strengthened eye muscles. As a result, his eyes now STRONGLY reflect the light coming in so flash photos all give him scary red eyes.
    There was nothing said about Mom or my unborn brother being at risk, though of course it could have been an issue.

    • @a.b.7932
      @a.b.7932 5 лет назад +3

      Stephen Hutchison what year was this? Maybe that’s why, medicine has advanced a lot, also the doctor in your story sounds very irresponsible

    • @5ugar5kullnunya90
      @5ugar5kullnunya90 5 лет назад +5

      I'm very glad your sibling came out fine but I can attest as a mother that HAS to be induced, because for reasons unknown my brain doesnt send the signal to start labor, it CAN be very dangerous my first child was three weeks late and about three days from being dead because my placenta calcified (hardened), and he was slowly starving to death because no nutrients were getting to him. But you are also correct it has been recorded many times mother's being many months late and the baby being fine. See the problem was she didn't even take the steps to make sure the baby would be fine if she had seen the doctor on the regular basis as instructed they could have let her know that the baby's health was declining or that her placenta was rotting. They cant force her to be induced but to make sure the little life she carry's is healthy is the JOB GOD gave her. Maybe if she had seen that her child was dying maybe she would have changed her mind but now she may never have kids cause a rotted placenta can cause lasting damage to the uterus. Serves her right for not appreciating the gift god gave her.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +5

      Your mother and siblings were lucky. Either she or her babies could have easily ended up dead. The reason labor is induced around week 40 if labor hasn't started is because the placenta doesn't last forever. After week 40 it starts to deteriorate and doesn't pass enough nutrients to the baby, and as in the story above it can start to rot causing sepsis. It's always best to listen to the doctors.

  • @_urlocaldemon_
    @_urlocaldemon_ 5 лет назад +36

    Karen's baby when her mother said that god knows best: *GOD KNOWS I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEEEE*

  • @gracezenhenko6772
    @gracezenhenko6772 4 года назад +1

    Hey R/Slash, here's a little, story for you.
    I was working on a Sunday last year, and I work as a life guard. I was on duty, and so was my friend. We'll call her Lilly. Lilly was on duty on the pool next to us. The pool she was watching, was filled of younger children, cause it was the shallow one, and the one I was watching was a little deeper, and meant for children above the age of 12, unless they pass the swimming test(which means they had to float in the deepest part of the pool for two minutes, and be able to swim without struggling.) Lilly walked up to me and asked if she could go grab her lunch, while I watched both pools. I said sure, and she walked inside. Here comes the fun. I looked away from the pool is as originally watching, and looked at the shallow one. Making sure everything was alright, and everyone was doing okay, and having fun, when suddenly my leg is smacked by EM.
    Em: you need to watch my son, he could drown.
    Me; ma'am, if your son is in the deeper end of the pool and had a hard time swimming, perhaps he should move to the shallow pool?
    Em: no! My son WANTS to swim in the deep end.
    Me: ma'am, how old is your son?
    Em: 7
    Me; ma'am, he isn't supposed to be in the deep end being that young. Once my fellow life guard comes back from lunch, I'll be more then glad to give him the swimming test.
    Em: he knows how to swim
    Me; I'm aware ma'am.
    Em; watch my son, so he doesn't drown
    Me; I have other children to watch, and you're being very distracting. So I'm going to have to ask you to leave me alone, so I can do my job do nobody drowns.
    The em Huff's and puffs then walks away- before coming BACK with my boss, who looks furious.
    Boss: did you tell her you didn't care if her son drowned?
    Me, completely stunned she'd say this: no, of course not. I said her son needs to complete the swimming test so he can be allowed to stay in the deep pool.
    Em: nOoooO you said my son could die!
    Boss: [blank] go to my office.
    Em basically Huff's triumphantly.
    When I got to his office, he said I wasn't fired it anything, that once Em left I'd be able to go back on duty. (Ofc by now Lilly was back)

  • @AnuragDDethe
    @AnuragDDethe 4 года назад +25

    The thing about the racist mother, that sadly happens in many countries, I love my country but unfortunately, India has a lot of such things happening.

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 года назад

      I am from Pakistan and same...we do have racists here too.. even in my family I'm made fun of due to me being darkest out of all my family except my dad and aunt (and I have a fair skin colour while the family had "white" like those from Central Asia)

    • @AnuragDDethe
      @AnuragDDethe 4 года назад +1

      @Bibhudendu Panda I do not have a map in my profile pic, it is the symbol of India.

  • @Shogun..
    @Shogun.. 4 года назад +15

    8:00 calls her young but slightly older.
    “RUDE!”

  • @platty9237
    @platty9237 5 лет назад +70

    That kind of “he threatened me with a gun” overreaction makes my blood boil. That kind of hissy fit can get innocent people hurt and/or killed.
    Granted, our current social climate has stigmatized firearms, which is quite sad.
    Please seek out some training, even if you don’t intend on owning a gun. It will help you understand its importance, and you’ll learn how to safely handle, unload, or even use one in a dire emergency. It’s a very good life skill to have under your personal “tool belt”.

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 4 года назад +3

      Honestly when I am of age I plan to apply for a license to carry a concealed fire arm, just because you can never be too safe and it’s always helpful to have

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 4 года назад +2

      Just in case I mean

    • @safsren
      @safsren 4 года назад +2

      I am very glad my dad taught me early how to act around guns. I have two now to protect myself.
      And if I can't get to those for some reason, I do also have a compound bow 😉

    • @MrSamipoika
      @MrSamipoika 4 года назад +3

      that was pretty irresponsible and could've ended up someone being shot considering US police and how serious they have to take such claims

    • @paintitpeachydontforgetthe539
      @paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 4 года назад +3

      My dad told me if someone had a gun without a license then I need to run or call my parents. My dad owns a gun has had one sense I was 8 he hid it in a different place every time I was over so I would never find it. Good parenting

  • @WolfDB
    @WolfDB 2 года назад +1

    5:00 Unfortunately, the 2+ years have shown that this woman is not alone in thinking they know more than a doctor

  • @superpowers04
    @superpowers04 5 лет назад +48

    People: "Popcorn kernel"
    Google: "*Popcorn Goblet*"

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +11

      A kernel is a single piece of unpopped popcorn.
      I think they mean a bucket

    • @WizardCraft-ox4pe
      @WizardCraft-ox4pe 5 лет назад

      @@thehiddenninja3428 For some reason I got basket in my mind.

    • @AcousticGString
      @AcousticGString 5 лет назад

      Yeah, a popcorn kernal wouldn't leave a bump on the head.

    • @AverageEggmonEnthusiast
      @AverageEggmonEnthusiast 5 лет назад

      Bucket I think since she said it hurt her.

    • @Soaring_Penguin
      @Soaring_Penguin 4 года назад

      Me, an intellectual: *eats my popcorn from a cornucopia*

  • @demoniclegends7964
    @demoniclegends7964 5 лет назад +71

    *Just standing in line*
    EP: ThAt'S iLlEgAL!!!

    • @connorleedirt5444
      @connorleedirt5444 5 лет назад +2

      Same thing happens anytime they see a gay person

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 лет назад +3

      THAT LINE IS FOR ME! BECAUSE I'M CLEARLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!

  • @matteogalavotti3060
    @matteogalavotti3060 5 лет назад +45

    Shouldn't the pregnant woman get arrested? She killed a person...

    • @AdeptArin
      @AdeptArin 5 лет назад +7

      @@idkimjustbored259 no no, he's got a point

    • @spero67
      @spero67 4 года назад +1

      @@AdeptArin he does indeed, but then again, apparently fetuses arent people according to feminists who believe in abortion rights

    • @playmaker3116
      @playmaker3116 4 года назад +11

      @@spero67 There is a difference between aborting a 2 week fœtus and a 9 month baby ... The lady let her baby die inside her without taking into account the doctors warnings so it has clearly nothing to do with abortion being a problem

    • @DashingDash
      @DashingDash 4 года назад +2

      @@spero67 i aint a feminist but I do believe abortion should be legal in a FEW cases. When the women was raped or assulted or if having the baby will endanger her or the baby's life or if bringing the child into thw world while living a bad life in turn giving the child a life worse than death. And a few exceptions. I know its a life. But if the mother looks upon her child with hatred since the kid reminds her of her trauma... its gonna be bad for both the mom and child.
      I dont disagree with you tho. Teenagers who skip protection and f up need to learn to be responsible

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 4 года назад

      In some places, criminal miscarriages are prosecuted, usually for things like drug usage leading to fetal death. These laws can be used as a tool to restrict abortion however, and sometimes women who miscarry through tragedy or sickness are prosecuted as well. I once knew a lady who purposely drank herself into miscarriage to prevent having her 8th (Yes, 8th!) child bc she could not afford another one or access proper medical care. I can't lay judgement, only state that there are criminal miscarriage laws.

  • @RobbertNyhan
    @RobbertNyhan 2 года назад +1

    I was 7 days, exactly one week, overdue. I was supposed to be born on the 16th, but was born on the 22nd. My cousin was born exactly one week early, 7 days, he was also due on the 16th but decided to slide out on the 11th! We are cousin who are only 11 days apart, but we were supposed to both be born on the 16th and be cousin-twins. My niece and nephew were also due on the 28th, one from each of my sisters, but my older sister had huge issues and had to have an emergency C-section on the 28th, and my younger sister gave natural birth late on the 29th. They are literally 17 hours apart!

  • @arandomguy2616
    @arandomguy2616 5 лет назад +33

    Seems funny how the first thing the Karen said was "someone get a manager"

    • @Tenacitybrit
      @Tenacitybrit 4 года назад

      old habits I guess XD

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +1

      Well, when life gives you lemons, make life take those lemons back! Demand to *speak with life’s manager*. Does life know who they just gave lemons to? They gave them to the person whose going to BURN LIFES HOUSE DOWN, with the lemons. I’ll have my engineers invent a combustible lemon to burn your house down
      -Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science, previously know as Aperture Fixtures and Aperture Science Innovators. Soon to be Aperture Laboratories, names after the implementation on GLaDOS. Eventually named Wheatley Laboratories after the core transfer between Wheatley and GLaDOS during the events of Portal 2.

    • @lamihadamshareef5270
      @lamihadamshareef5270 4 года назад

      That what k.a.r.e.n stands for

  • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
    @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 5 лет назад +14

    Karen: Pause the movie for my sweet baby!
    OP: I can't pause it.
    Karen: That's illegal if you don't!
    (My take on it.)

  • @matherly007
    @matherly007 4 года назад +17

    Am I the only one genuinely surprised the mom in the last story didn’t say boys will be boys?

  • @sabersz
    @sabersz 2 года назад +1

    Am I the only one who's pissed about the Asset Protection person in the gun story immediately asking OP to leave? Surely he should know concealed carry is allowed, open carry is not. OP clarified he was concealed, not open. I'm glad the manager pulled him aside and hopefully the dude hasn't done that again

  • @rgavratio352
    @rgavratio352 5 лет назад +67

    When you want to watch a movie but have no money
    Karen: I'll help you with that

    • @Icalasari
      @Icalasari 5 лет назад +3

      @Jacobbe08 The EM created a huge scene which may have let some people sneak in

    • @ramry1011
      @ramry1011 5 лет назад

      @@Icalasari OH Lmao