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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2020
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I love how Jeff seems genuinely surprised and amused by Achmed’s responses.
Jeff Dunham is the rare one of the comedian's where you dont require an audience or laugh tracks to know it's funny..probably the most funniest man out there.
Jeff and George Carlin, and from the dry comedy club I believe it's Jeff Allen if I got that wrong sorry. He is funny as heck watch him he's wonderful. 🇨🇦
Is he a Christian I'm just wondering
Is does thumbs up mean yes
@@marywhite1863 he is adopted and raised by a Christian family since he was a child, but I dont know about his current faith..
Achmed is my favorite character. “Stop touching meeeeeee”.
I absolutely love this guy he is so funny and he has made the best puppets I’ve ever seen.
Achmed is such a great ventriloquist, whenever Jeff speaks, you can't see is jaw move! 👍
God bless you Jeff your making me and many others round the world laugh and feel happy. God bless you
I wonder if Jeff even knows that noone else will ever top his act. Making ventriloquism cool every damned time.
My absolute favorite is when Achmed's feet kept falling off the stand until someone tapes them in place!
I laughed so hard at that I had tears running down my face.
Yea and when he said my hand is stuck in my pelvis u a hole lol
Everytime something goes wrong I want to shout MARNELL
@@artchic528
*"Not FUNNY!*
*STOP LAUGHING!*
*I KEEL you!"*
MARNELLLLLLLL
Achmed hasn't lost his dark humor nor his timing during this pandemic. He's right though about people nowadays being extremely sensitive about anything anyone says.
"political correctness" gone amok?
In a nutshell...yes.
Yup don't I know it all too well. People are snowflakes ❄
That's a very good analogy. Perhaps that's why they have meltdowns so easily. People from the previously century were less sensitive and more thick skinned. They also knew the difference between out right rudeness and dark humor without being offended or triggered at the drop of a pin or in this case a word.
I like how you say Achmed instead of Jeff
You missed the best one. Christmas special where he made guitar guy laugh. He doesn't have polyosis
Hello Achmed and Jeff!!! You guys bring a smile to my face every time I watch...yall are hilarious! ♡ from Texas!!
Yep, you have not match tho laugh in Texas, Courage les gars et lady's after rain come sun shine, sometime in November
It's amazing... You can barely see Achmed's mouth move when Jeff talks.
You got it the wrong way around
@@egbertdezee702 r/woosh
Ha ha ha!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how, even all these years later, they still pronounce his name "AACCCCHHHHH(Phlegm)med"! That's consistency right there!
Haha. I know it's one of my favorite parts of the show when he says that. Lol 😆
He is so good that I forgot to look at him when achmed was talking. He made me think there was actually 3 real people talking, that is real talent
Achmed's way of saying Pikachu is honestly adorable! I think it's the eyebrows going up at the same time. Never thought I would find myself saying that. Nor hear a pokemon reference on here (as I'm playing pokemon go, so i'm not one to talk I suppose!) These character Q and A's/the livestreams are fun! It may just be me, but the ad libs/off the cuff stuff is so much more chaotic and hilarious
They should make a Batman movie where Jeff plays the Ventriloquist and Walter is Scarface
Two face
No
That would be too funny! "Oh Batman, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
jim hammons it HAS to be the Robert Patterson Batman
@@nealmaxwell790 that would be epic!
Achmed vs Walter in Call of Duty needs to be a video!!!!
Make it so
Call Of Duty*
Anime Fandom, you took the time out of your day to actually correct a slight punctuation mistake? So sad! Toxic I agree they need to have a shootout lol get there frustrations out there once and for all.
@@johnstanton2182 I only did that cause I love call of duty....
@@Maxx-00 When you corrected his spelling of "Call of Duty'"... You did not.
Seeing Achmed again made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
This is awesome!
Edit: as a South African who saw one of your shows here I'd definitely watch another one. So please come back here.
I like WALTER, he reminds me of my grandfather
I absolutely love Achmed. He is my favorite especially when he goes "Silence! I keel you."
It's his signature line kinda like peanuts are Jeff-ff-fa and it's good it's good and Jose's is on a steek. Lol love all 3 of them, they are my fav
Hi Jeff and Achmed😘💚You guys are really stress reliever💚Watching from Philippines👋
Kabayan! 🍻🍺
Yown oh may mga pinoy pala
Ming Mingkoylovich hello kabayan😘Ingat kayo lagi
Shane Navarro yes kabayan..Masaya kasi sila panouriin e..Hehehe
@@charuth82 kaw din. :* Sana pumunta cla d2 sa atin noh? Pag mangyare, nood taU ha? Hahah
I love Achmed & The Peanut.
My favorites are Achmed and Walter, but I like them all
Those are my 2 favorite but Walter is the most funny. Ofcourse they are all great.
You just keep talking to us and tell us those jokes because we absolutely love you. And give Achmed a big giant kiss. He is my favorite
My god Jeff I’ve watched you since my uncle into’d u to me as a teen. Your the best. Pitch tambor movement. Unreal!!!! You are amazing.
Achmed is sounding like Jalapeno-on-a-stick. Love all your characters ☺
"It's been a long time."
It's just a flesh wound.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioi😆😆😆😆😆😆
Hi
Achmed! Will you help me launch my Skin Care Line “Kaboom Skin Care?”
Skin care so light, it’s feels like it’s not there.
5/5
Never before have I had better skin. It’s been a blast using this product! - a satisfied user
@@Sega79 let’s talk about expanding the product line. I’m thinking.......Achmed’s Burnt Orange Eye Shadow!
@@mikeanderson9994
What about Virgin eye shadow 72?
It’ll just be made with 100% virgin ingredients, organic too. Might be a hard sell. But...
@@Sega79 that’s damn good, inspired by you suggestion, how about
Extra Virgin 72 hour eye shadow.
It's amazing how Jeff matched Achmed character and his voice. 💯
Out of the blue but I wanna see Jeff's most popular puppets order fast food in a video
Always been terrified of puppets until Jeff Dunham but I watch and some how believe the puppets are real I love them ❤️🇬🇧
Achmed, would you ever consider playing a role in the Pirates of the Caribbean anyways 😉😉😉😉😉
Yes!!!
Haha that would be funny
One of the best of Achmed was were he doesn't have any ligaments, were he gave you trouble about his legs and feet kept falling all over until the tape came out
Or lost his rib cage 🇨🇦
Hahaaa
Yes :))
Hi Jeff! I just love all of your characters! Each one has such a distinct personality that it's hard to imagine them as anything but "real"!!!
Thank you for such great entertainment all of these years!!!
💟💙💜💚💟💙💜
Jeff you are the best ever.thank you for making me laugh out loud so many times with your friends Walter etc for so many years
Jeff you are my favorite comedian. Thank you for still making me laugh. Thanks again.
In Afghanistan, Achmed, has freedom of speech. In America...we have freedom after speech. It's a nice touch
Achmed goes "I kill you later" and there is a hissing sound like a fuse as the youtube stream finishes bahahahaha
Achmed is sooo Cool. I would really love to see you take him to the next level. Make his arms move please !!!!!
Just what I needed. Love all your shows.
🤩😍Keep up the great work 😍🤩
Gracias Gracias Gracias!!! You are really awesome!!!! You should be with us more frequently in this lockdown!! Its a pleasure to see you!
Dear Achmed how could you get out from Tel-Aviv alive???😂😂
Blessings from México City🙏🙏🙏
I like the question "hey Achmed how come you have eyebrows and no skin" that question made me laugh
Thanks. Achmed is the best!!!
You guys make me laugh so hard that l almost piss my pants....dont tell junior his tattoo will grow.
Hi Jeff! Hope you staying safe and healthy
Thanx you "three," very enjoyable!
Simply awesome!
Walter vs Achmed Call of duty please, and then a free for all including both of them, Penut, Jose, Baba J, and the new one Erl just roasting them all!!!😂
Hey Jeff Dunham,Nice to see you and Achmed back in action😁👍🏻
I would LOVE my own Achmed
Jeff, is that a BAYLOR BEARS “RESERVED PARKING” sign? Silence! I sic you! Howdy from Houston. 👋🏻
Yes yes it is
Jeff Dunham you are my Mimi’s favorite person she is dead now but she loves you
Love this show especially Walter & Achmed.
Love this! Thank you so much!!!
I miss it when you were live but i love this you make me laugh ❤️😂🤩 you should do this more when you can´t go out and do shows 👍🏻🙏🏻 when i have a bad Day i Will just watch one of your video here on youtube or see one of your speciale and that make me in a better mood 👍🏻❤️ thanks for that
I would like to see you and your characters come to Oklahoma I would love to come and watch you I love all your characters they are so awesome just like you thank you and God bless your show
I love every second of this video
Very talented man, and love your stories of the family.
"I hate this year! All the amateurs aren't leaving anything fun for us real terrorists to do!" Gotta love Achmed!
Your skin is glowing Archmed
Am i the only one who knows this is a ventriloquist and watches as if its separate people? My God Jeff is amazing!
I love you achmed you are my favourite character out of all of them
Well done Jeff Dunham! You have done such a great job with your career. I really enjoy all of your shows especially Spark of Insanity.
Grande Theft Auto for driving practice? That's funny! The only illness Achmed could experience during the summer is dehydration.... all bones and no water.
Hey guys! Love ya! Hope you and your families are doing well, and you're having a good day 🥰😁
I had to watch this on both facebook and youtube just for when you adjusted the camera and watched them both in full. Great job in what you do
This was awesome! Thank you so much😁
LOVE YOU BOTH! ❤️
Hey Jeff! Don't know if you ever read your comments but this is important! Both you and the guys have really evolved over the years. It is now time to do your first movie!! This is especially poignant since we are all trapped at home. What better time to begin writing!!
You guys are So... Funny!!! We Need this, Especially These days!!!! Thanks.
Hi Jeff and Achmed. Love you all.
Greetings from Brazil, Jeff and Achmed!!!
Jeff makes me laugh EVERY single time! :)
Love it Jeff , keep em coming!!!!😂😭😂
HEY JEFF THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LAUGHS YOU BRING !!1 I LIVE IN SO SO MUCH PAIN ITS BRUTAL FROM WORK ACCIDENT , 19 SURGERIES AND COUNTING ITS NOT BEEN FUN SOOOO AGAN T Y CAN`T WAIT TO COME TO VEGAS TO SEE YOUR SHOW
I loved Myst. Thanks for great live!
Hi Jeff and Achmed...!!!!! I love you soooo much.. Lots of Love from Sri Lanka. Tell me something to make me smile... Please 😊😊
I love Achmed!!
I love it when Jeff gets tickled!
How beautiful to have them live .. thanks for that attention, I missed you .. I will be silent so that they don't kill me hahaha how about the pandemic over there? Greetings from Venezuela.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH JEFF....WHAT AN AMAZING TALENT....LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU CREATED...AND YES...ACHMED IS DEFINITELY A FAVORITE
My favorite!!!
Nothing like Achmed , you are the best forever
I literally love Achmed! 😂😂😂
I would love to see Jeff make Walter's wife. It would be hilarious to see those two argue on stage.
Hello Jeff, & Achmed 😎. Thank you for the laughs
I LOVE PICHACHU!!!
Amazing how you can flip from voice to voice so quickly. I'd get so darn confused.
Achmed we love you
Keep up the good work, love you guys.
Why are you so AWESOME Achmed
Why does achmed sounds like Gru from “despicable me”?
so it’s not just me😂
Achmed he is soooo funny love him
Love ur videos, achemed is so funny.
Thank you Jeff “great name by the way” 😬 for making me laugh.
It’s hard to have a good chuckle these days with the world going insane.
God bless you and your family love ya brother 🙏🏻🇺🇸🙏🏻🇺🇸
This made my day 🤣 I love it!!!
9:25 Loved Akhmed’s jab on the white/cancel culture movement! Spot on 👍🏼👍🏼
Luv you guys!😃
I think a good game to have Walter & Achmed play is Spy vs Spy, it`s an old game but it involves leaving traps for one another on an island. Really enjoy your work, Jeff & the Hit(s) Squad !! :)
Mr Dunham, awesome stuff, I love Achmed, I love walter and bubba j is hysterical
Hi Jeff and Achmed
😊😘💖 Hugs and kisses from Adelanto, California