"You have my full consent." Aight well Ima need that in writing, signed by our lawyers, witnessed by both parties and fingerprinted before I even consider this.
Let me guess…pumped 1st or 2nd year psych major full of ambition and optimism who claims he can “read” people in house parties after attending his second week of lectures?
@@evanh8664 It's great that you see things I didn't see back then. But now I see it as well. I must be a comical genius. I'm funny without trying to be funny. ☠️
Hey for real though when you're not used to girls that like it rough rough this is what it's like. Like for reference I'm 6'3" 245 mostly muscle, and this girl had me wailing on her with one of those strappy things and smacking her around to the point where I definitely thought as much as she was liking it I was the tiniest bit of force from putting her in a hospital and having her family hunt me down for abuse. Parts of it were super uncomfortable.
im gonna be honest with the exception of that last line this is pretty much how most of these conversations go for me. like I would say it pretty much goes against my nature to do anything close to that rough and call me boring if you will to me the idea of intentionally hurting my significant other even if its for pleasure reasons is repulsive to me
This is basically 2 submissives talking and in the end they realize one of them is cool with switching and dominating, and the other is total sub and is not changing. So in this case, she became the Domme and he gets to be sub. They lived happy forever. This is all so accurate and relatible in many ways xDDDD
I am genuinely surprised that this channel has just over 1M subscribers. In my country, dumb lip-singers and reaction video channels have more than 5M subs. It should have atleast 10M to be modest. Amazing acting and contents. Kudos!
The end there threw me for a loop. EVERY single woman that I have been with has said at least one of the following to me in bed: - You can slap me - You can choke me - You can pull my hair - You can spit on me - CALL ME A DIRTY WHORE And when I have asked them to 'switch', ya know, to return the favor? Maybe slap me around a little bit? They all kink shame me, tell me that they can't relate, and some even say I'm weirdo or a creep. I'm like "Bitch, I just slapped and choked you, spit on you, and called you a dirty little whore, while pulling your hair out... and when I asked you just to maybe fight back a little bit, YOU'RE CALLING ME THE FUCKING WEIRDO?!?"
I hope you realize that this is a symptom of a society that treats women like sex objects. We use them to sell stuff.. and make them wear next to no clothing to do so. We teach them that they aren't supposed to like sex. That combo sends some really fucked up messages to them and leads them to liking being degraded sexually. It's why they can't return the favor and think any guy wanting it is a creep. It's seriously fucked up.
AISURU.TOKYO/mizumi/?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over RUclips: This is fime Someone: Says "heck" RUclips: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/mizumi/?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over RUclips: This is fime Someone: Says "heck" RUclips: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
I cringed with every suggestion she made as to what she wanted done to her. What truly terrifies me though is there really are women like her out there.
😅 Run ! My Ex Girlfriend said choke me and tie me up for my 21st Birthday. Yeah right, police came to check what was going on. Apparently the resort guests had seen her tied up through the windows and called 911. I almost went to jail and lost my career. Never again! Get it in writing.
Gotta comment for the algorithm, gotta help out my boy.
how does this comment have 1.2k likes yet no replies
@@bubbanoobnoah2693 nothing to comment
@@bubbanoobnoah2693 🤪
but still very less views no matter the algo
Algorithm picked it up again, comment away!
"You have my full consent." Aight well Ima need that in writing, signed by our lawyers, witnessed by both parties and fingerprinted before I even consider this.
Bro this should be getting way more likes
Tell that to Trevor Bauer.
Sheldon?
as soon as she gets touched "aaaand ill take a $10K settlement"
why would punch someone in the face like wtf
That freudian reference was unexcepted but highly appreciated
Freudian reference lol dunce
Let me guess…pumped 1st or 2nd year psych major full of ambition and optimism who claims he can “read” people in house parties after attending his second week of lectures?
@@OneRichMofo nailed it lmfao
Like when he said lets meet in the middle?
Id and superego???
@@OneRichMofo college major might be able to spell unexpected lmao
"I want you to punch me in the face" sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Trevor Bauer has entered the chat
That's how they get you lol
Get it in writing, notarized, and with video evidence
my exact thoughts 💀
Ikrrr
"1-2 Mayweather to the kisser"
Thats hilarious!!
1-2 Mayweather, 3-4 McGregor
Lol well a punch from Mayweather wouldn't hurt so that's probably fine
@@sportsguy1097 a fellow man of culture I see
@@wadecohagan2388 *he punches like a Lil Soho Bi-ec-tch*
@@wadecohagan2388 Yeah, how many punches have you taken to the face, scrub? 🤡
feel like im watching jonny depp and amber heard
Sad how true this is.
💀😭
Lol
God tier comment
Boooooooo
He's got a bed now! Big improvement over the floor mattress he had from the girl he brought home from the bar
Yeah cuz we’re making him richer by giving him views
Mom wake up new slappers lore just dropped
You mean the one that shit the bed.?😂she’s a keeper.
It’s her place.
Oh, that last punch line was just straight up nightmare fuel 😂😭🥺😂
I see what you did there
"punch line", that's funny
@@evanh8664 It's great that you see things I didn't see back then. But now I see it as well. I must be a comical genius. I'm funny without trying to be funny. ☠️
Thing is that my Brazilian 40 year old date asked me the same thinh
RUclips lost Tatro, but Stevie has filled the void immaculately
Just want to let you know, this is for the algo.
It's good she's ready to take on the stuff she's wanting to do to others
That's the equality I like
My boi is taking our wildest fantasies and making videos, and for that I say, you are doing gods work
So you have a wild fantasy that has to do with violence?
@@jmeszi4159 Not me, but I knew a chick that had a dialed down version
Hilarious, great job guys, but not gonna lie, this freaked me out little.
Same, because of the fact that she was like "hair pulling? what are we in ninth grade?" and I am still a virgin at 20 years old
@@Mamson608 this is a rough one, keep grinding buddy
I would be seriously worried about anybody NOT freaked out a little.
This is exactly the kind of girl you meet when you wear a T-shirt that says "Slappersonly" to the club
“This could’ve all been resolved with a written agreement signed by both parties”
- Dennis Reynolds
Fifty shades vibes my friend
“What do the kids have to do with it” DEAD 💀
Hey for real though when you're not used to girls that like it rough rough this is what it's like. Like for reference I'm 6'3" 245 mostly muscle, and this girl had me wailing on her with one of those strappy things and smacking her around to the point where I definitely thought as much as she was liking it I was the tiniest bit of force from putting her in a hospital and having her family hunt me down for abuse. Parts of it were super uncomfortable.
I am 6’3 too
Yea... I am not to used to girls.
Send her over, I would deal with this only for you brother
Slappers never ceases to make me laugh, commenting for the algorithm
Okay, I'll be honest with you, I was not expecting that ending.
Great stories, outstanding performances, love your work!
I will straight up have terms and conditions if she wants to get this freaky
This channel seriously deserves more subs.
"where are you getting these items" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
slappers always coming in clutch with the plot twists at the end
Bro I lost it when she said that all she wanted was a 1-2 mayweather to the kisser 😂
"Swing away, Tiger!" - 🤣🤣 the subtlety in that subtitle
This is one of those "Alright I gotta find the hidden cameras now"
"Swing away Tiger"
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!
ohhh
People thinking that such kinks doesn't exist in real life are national treasure, we must protect them
the chainsaw is becoming such a classic
This is disturbing and funny at the same time. 😂😂😂
Don’t mind me , just commenting for the algorithm to show support for this awesome channel. I too like ,my sternum impaled
This channel is so underrated
My humblest offering for the algorithm
I want you to make me legally blind 😂😂😂
I knew Stevie was a hash head when he whipped out the torch…😂😂🤞🏻
The plot twist was golden.
im gonna be honest with the exception of that last line this is pretty much how most of these conversations go for me. like I would say it pretty much goes against my nature to do anything close to that rough and call me boring if you will to me the idea of intentionally hurting my significant other even if its for pleasure reasons is repulsive to me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the red flag was when she said "so you don't want to give me the Floyd Mayweather 1-2?"
This is basically 2 submissives talking and in the end they realize one of them is cool with switching and dominating, and the other is total sub and is not changing. So in this case, she became the Domme and he gets to be sub. They lived happy forever.
This is all so accurate and relatible in many ways xDDDD
"I don't care how low your deductable is" lol
🤣🤣🤣 WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE ITEMS?! 🤣🤣🤣
HAD MY DYING
They say when you solve the lament configuration, this girl shows up
i was once with a girl who liked being clubbed with a "monkeys fist" 😂😂😂
What I'n the world lol 😂, you still with her? Sounds like you met your one true rock 😏😂.
I am genuinely surprised that this channel has just over 1M subscribers. In my country, dumb lip-singers and reaction video channels have more than 5M subs. It should have atleast 10M to be modest. Amazing acting and contents. Kudos!
Swing away, tiger!
These vids slap bro
Valentina looks and sounds like Emily Compagno on FOX News, the fast-talking pretty lawyer & commentator...and former cheerleader! 🥺😂
Freaky, love it
"Let's talk about what YOU want" "I want you to make a video with me for my channel"
Thank God bro... that was hilarious
This is the kind of content I've been waiting for!! Sexually charged humor
Please keep it coming
I dont care how low your deductible is lol . This shit is Gold . Underrated channel .
That last one hammer had me 🤣
'Yeah, then I heard that correctly' omg
bro the camera angles are f@cking my brain
Lol @"Freud would be proud"
Slappers Only is now my favourite comedy channel holy cow your videos are so good
I like how it ended 🤣🤣🤣
this just went from slappers only to assault & battery only
did not expect that end
Would get some of your merch but slappers only kinda means something else in the Uk xD
What does it mean
Hold up, wayment... GOLF CLUB?!
the end got me like aye-
The plot twist at the end
"Unless you want me to blow up this planet, Kakarot; get back up here, and punch me in my perfect jawline!"
The end there threw me for a loop. EVERY single woman that I have been with has said at least one of the following to me in bed:
- You can slap me
- You can choke me
- You can pull my hair
- You can spit on me
- CALL ME A DIRTY WHORE
And when I have asked them to 'switch', ya know, to return the favor? Maybe slap me around a little bit? They all kink shame me, tell me that they can't relate, and some even say I'm weirdo or a creep.
I'm like "Bitch, I just slapped and choked you, spit on you, and called you a dirty little whore, while pulling your hair out... and when I asked you just to maybe fight back a little bit, YOU'RE CALLING ME THE FUCKING WEIRDO?!?"
I hope you realize that this is a symptom of a society that treats women like sex objects. We use them to sell stuff.. and make them wear next to no clothing to do so. We teach them that they aren't supposed to like sex. That combo sends some really fucked up messages to them and leads them to liking being degraded sexually.
It's why they can't return the favor and think any guy wanting it is a creep.
It's seriously fucked up.
The script writer on this is especially good.
Between this and the skits with Nicki playing crazy GF, I'd have to question his emotional state lol
Daddy Issues coupled with BPD1 is a dangerous combo.
Trevor Bauer documentary
Did Trevor Bauer write the script for this?
"is this the terms and conditions?" i lost it lmao
this is fucking art
Obviously you're not a golfer.
AISURU.TOKYO/mizumi/?[🤤]
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
RUclips: This is fime
Someone: Says "heck"
RUclips: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/mizumi/?[🤤]
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
RUclips: This is fime
Someone: Says "heck"
RUclips: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
no punches, slaps only
Pain left me a long time ago. It had to escape.
Good Cinematography.
Commenting for algorithm obviously
First
Jesus Christ, Stockholm has been doing some serious syndroming here...
"Are you like, OK? Are you... ?"
Bauer has entered the chat
this is a certified hood classic
I cringed with every suggestion she made as to what she wanted done to her. What truly terrifies me though is there really are women like her out there.
So you’ll have no problem clubbing me in the ribs with this 9 iron 😂😂😂😂
aww that twist at the end got me
Our man’s giving off that “recently bitten by a zombie” vibe
The plot twist 😂😂😂
I just found this channel and it's like discovering college humor back in the day lmao
plot twist: they’re both wearing wires
Timestamps killed me😂
"you deserve 20/20 vision"
my guy
"so you dont throw hands"...😂😂😂😂😂
😅 Run ! My Ex Girlfriend said choke me and tie me up for my 21st Birthday.
Yeah right, police came to check what was going on.
Apparently the resort guests had seen her tied up through the windows and called 911.
I almost went to jail and lost my career. Never again! Get it in writing.
swing away tiger
Awesome video as always
This video was all too real... bad memories. Blood. Pain. Ex girlfriend. Lol
I'M SORRY? ☠️☠️😂😂
I completely get where these two are coming from.
This is gonna be an all time favourite.