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Комментарии • 687

  • @CDK472
    @CDK472 2 года назад +2195

    For the algo 🔥

    • @CS-ww3bs
      @CS-ww3bs 2 года назад +13

      I'm just glad he finally got a haircut. Why ruin a good thing with a mullet 😂

    • @yungtomorrow4703
      @yungtomorrow4703 2 года назад +8

      Should have said in the end "THAT I'M MOVING YOUR STUFF INTO MY HOUSE"
      That would have been hilarious 🤣.
      No cap fr tbh js.

    • @heyheyhey1128
      @heyheyhey1128 2 года назад +1

      for the algo of the algo

    • @mephistopheles1765
      @mephistopheles1765 2 года назад +3

      The ending put me in the grave💀💀

    • @uabir8338
      @uabir8338 2 года назад

      This video was actually cringing

  • @jim6070
    @jim6070 2 года назад +3596

    It’s a sad day when you can’t steal without getting sexually evaluated.

    • @hokage64th
      @hokage64th 2 года назад +5

      But when it happens the other way around and youre basically labled as a misogynistic domestic terrorist

    • @auxywtf
      @auxywtf 2 года назад +16

      Lmfao

    • @Seetiyan
      @Seetiyan Год назад +36

      She blatantly objectified him!

    • @joeanthony4903
      @joeanthony4903 Год назад +9

      That happens to a lot of us. I mean them.

    • @Chris_Sheridan
      @Chris_Sheridan Год назад +1

      @@joeanthony4903 .. so you got caught too!
      Same here ..

  • @sternritternovad
    @sternritternovad 2 года назад +3132

    "Not taking him home to mom" and "could've fooled me" are soul crushing descriptions.

  • @josephmosser5203
    @josephmosser5203 2 года назад +3476

    Pure gold. Had me hoping against all hope the ending wouldn't be what it was, but I guess it had to be lol

  • @judahweesner2651
    @judahweesner2651 2 года назад +1514

    I love how the waiter gave absolutely zero fucks about some lady getting her purse stolen right in front of him

    • @lanceknuth5300
      @lanceknuth5300 2 года назад +14

      He's not getting paid enough to deal with sexually frustrated manlets.

    • @jorgebarriosmur
      @jorgebarriosmur 2 года назад +71

      @@lanceknuth5300 Indeed, in a lot of buissness, workers have specific instructions to avoid intervention or to opose such actions using force. Normaly you are said: "Stay calm, give them the money, call the police when they leave, contact the legal asistance or security department of our buissnes"
      This is of course, as long as nobodys live or health is in danger.....
      Aditionally, of course, they do not get paid enough to deal with this BS....... ;)

    • @ajscott9528
      @ajscott9528 2 года назад +58

      He is a waiter, not a cop 🤣

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle 2 года назад +18

      Super chad red pill bro

    • @prakashagarwal2052
      @prakashagarwal2052 2 года назад +8

      "woman" not lady..... there's a difference.

  • @LostInReverence
    @LostInReverence 2 года назад +231

    "Honestly…he seemed like he was sexually frustrated"
    "No!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @levondobadzhyan
    @levondobadzhyan 2 года назад +437

    "tense little guy" hahahah

  • @LawofCinema
    @LawofCinema 2 года назад +976

    These skits are like regular show. They start with a simple, comical premise and then take it to absurd extremes 😂

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 2 года назад +8

      Ey, I love regular show!

  • @IronMan-jj2fd
    @IronMan-jj2fd 2 года назад +1521

    Stevie always gets in trouble with his 5'9" height 😂.
    I'm 5'9" too!

    • @J7041-u7m
      @J7041-u7m 2 года назад +22

      That's my favorite running joke. :)

    • @elaiswaifu5459
      @elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад +105

      It’s a weird joke because 5’9 ain’t even short…that’s like 5’7 and below lol
      My friend is 5’9.5 and he honestly looks fine, never strikes me as a short guy(despite me being 6’3 I still don’t see him as short) and people never refer to him as that…just medium sized is what people refer to him as

    • @vikorbracho
      @vikorbracho 2 года назад +48

      @@elaiswaifu5459yeah chicks tend to like their 5'9" friends

    • @elaiswaifu5459
      @elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад +40

      @@vikorbracho No joke he does actually get laid a lot, well to be fair he is very good looking and has a very aesthetic physique…also he has a nice voice and a very good lovable personality, very great guy tbh.
      those factors help him a lot for sure in dating.

    • @commondirtbagz7130
      @commondirtbagz7130 2 года назад +13

      @@elaiswaifu5459 I feel like 5’9 is the cutoff to look average imo. But I’m definitely biased lol.

  • @likeicare300
    @likeicare300 2 года назад +654

    She's really good actress, would love to see more of her!

    • @kim.senser
      @kim.senser 2 года назад +57

      Thank you!! :)

    • @danielwalters6739
      @danielwalters6739 2 года назад +5

      Tatianna 😜

    • @youtubesucks2755
      @youtubesucks2755 2 года назад +14

      She's just hot, you liar.

    • @cend2362
      @cend2362 2 года назад +7

      her in disbelief acting sold it for me

    • @jondrake1977
      @jondrake1977 2 года назад +12

      @@kim.senser keep up the great work. Your lines ripping Stevie's character made me laugh haha.

  • @hareeshkonduru
    @hareeshkonduru 2 года назад +93

    She asked for table for two. Second person didn't showed up at all.

  • @DanishCamp
    @DanishCamp 2 года назад +492

    Girls suddenly being crazy about the dickhead when he became an inmate is what makes this whole sketch seem so authentic lol

    • @vivek27789
      @vivek27789 2 года назад +37

      True.. Very True...My fiancee's cousin is getting married with a woman who was formerly his parole officer. 🤦

    • @Gaze73
      @Gaze73 2 года назад

      Women would rather date mass murderers than average joes.

    • @MichaelGiordano777
      @MichaelGiordano777 2 года назад +18

      @@vivek27789 That should be a fun wedding! 😁

    • @davidfreeman3083
      @davidfreeman3083 2 года назад

      @@vivek27789 Stockholm syndrome

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 2 года назад +6

      @@vivek27789 wat

  • @tanrosartscience8346
    @tanrosartscience8346 2 года назад +58

    "It was more of a decision to be cheap" 😂😂😂

  • @MrCoolguy1632
    @MrCoolguy1632 2 года назад +189

    I legit have to say that with the amount of comedy and the dialogue they are able to put out with this kind of comedic gold, I have zero doubt that the movie will be an absolute banger or dar I say, slapper. After watching this skit, I can definitely see myself watching an entire 90 minute comedy worth of this content.

  • @kessel6009
    @kessel6009 2 года назад +49

    I love the way he stands there looking at them after saying “He’s pretty handsome” lol made me burst out laughing

  • @BAFilmStudios
    @BAFilmStudios 2 года назад +63

    The ending has me geeking out. Stevie and the crew are an inspiration.

  • @simpliside
    @simpliside 2 года назад +61

    Got me there at the end Jack. That melancholic tone just about the time she finds love... Then Jack steals...😁😂😂

  • @mindofigor
    @mindofigor 2 года назад +26

    She's so needy. Can't a guy steal her things in peace

  • @Xiams
    @Xiams 2 года назад +61

    He looked like he was only 5'8" or so...

    • @elaiswaifu5459
      @elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад +7

      Yeah I think Stevie is more like 5’8 instead of 5’9… I mean they said 5’9 on a good day which implies he’s under 5’9 by a lil bit.
      A solid 5’9 guy who never dips under that mark usually gets described as 5’10-5’11

    • @IronMan-jj2fd
      @IronMan-jj2fd 2 года назад +1

      @@elaiswaifu5459 True !

    • @Xiams
      @Xiams 2 года назад

      @@elaiswaifu5459 Haha, exactly! During high tide, when the gravitational forces are lowered a solid 5'9 guy can hit almost 6' 🤣

  • @0fflineish
    @0fflineish 2 года назад +65

    Top notch video man! You and everyone in it totally killed it! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @brightershine6169
    @brightershine6169 2 года назад +51

    This just gets more n more creative 😂

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 2 года назад +14

    How does she not realise how romantic it is for him to recreate the way they met?

  • @vandasaragosa3379
    @vandasaragosa3379 2 года назад +54

    Unbelievable ending 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rasmusdrongesen2721
    @rasmusdrongesen2721 Год назад +2

    The part of the sketch where she visited him in prison and the falls in love with him reminded me of a real case where a Man has raped and killed several women and then when he goes to jail over 1000 women writes love letters to him saying they wil marry him and have his children.
    I mean WTF is wrong with women these days?
    You dont see female serialkillers getting letters from men who wanna marry them.

  • @scottloy89
    @scottloy89 2 года назад +6

    "Tense little guy..." 🤣

  • @thatrandomguy.200
    @thatrandomguy.200 2 года назад +46

    Stevie: jokes about how he's 5'9" and short as fuck
    Me: is 5'6" 😭

  • @roccogeisz5694
    @roccogeisz5694 2 года назад +69

    can we talk about the production quality these guys have? been watching since DWMJ and i can tell these guys have a fucking passion for making videos

  • @MrTPF1
    @MrTPF1 2 года назад +117

    Hilarious! Always nice to see Kim in these skits.

  • @niemandac
    @niemandac 2 года назад +5

    'i love you ' might save from everything.

  • @DonnieDin
    @DonnieDin 2 года назад +83

    Great guy though. He’s obviously staying with her post jail time because he’s getting his act together. Absolutely no red flags here.

  • @legacygaminginc.
    @legacygaminginc. 2 года назад +32

    Loved this lol
    The ending had me dead.

  • @timnicodemus8651
    @timnicodemus8651 2 года назад +5

    "Waiting 3 months to.... 15 months" lolololol

  • @Newgrist
    @Newgrist 2 года назад +20

    Kim Senser should get more acclaim. She has talent in this genre that deserves recognition.

  • @jacksonjanis5460
    @jacksonjanis5460 2 года назад +17

    This gotta be your weirdest skit ever, but it’s awesome! I love it!

  • @andrewcovington6191
    @andrewcovington6191 2 года назад +7

    The quality and comedy of these videos just gets better and better every time

  • @j.collett2364
    @j.collett2364 2 года назад +9

    We need a feature length version!

  • @acrm-sjork
    @acrm-sjork 3 месяца назад +1

    «Hi Jack!» - is the best line

  • @mohammadmohammadighadim1026
    @mohammadmohammadighadim1026 Год назад +3

    WTF IS MAGNUS DOING HERE?

  • @keebswrld17
    @keebswrld17 Год назад +4

    It was lowkey sad then the "JAAAACK UH" made me burst out laughing 🤣

  • @jiujiu
    @jiujiu Год назад +1

    “He seemed sexually frustrated.” “NO!”

  • @andrewt3077
    @andrewt3077 2 года назад +10

    It’s being in prison, not the words that persuaded her 👀

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 2 года назад +1

      Girls love thinking they can fix a broken guy

  • @Bob-et3vc
    @Bob-et3vc 2 года назад +6

    He was upgrading the ram on her laptop, watering the plant and refinancing her spare change. He wanted to surprise her...

  • @rachellumpkins8547
    @rachellumpkins8547 2 года назад +10

    Y’all really did it this time. This is your greatest one by far. Bravo

  • @nicbell8090
    @nicbell8090 2 года назад +6

    I thought she was gonna take him home to his mom and she’s be like, ew lol

  • @kloudpheonix3615
    @kloudpheonix3615 2 года назад +3

    Sheesh! The ending was gold, love this RUclips channel

  • @Owenator26
    @Owenator26 Год назад +1

    The "hey" at 0:33 lol

  • @l.s7785
    @l.s7785 2 года назад +4

    The smile when he's caught😂😂😂

  • @rsrs6959
    @rsrs6959 2 года назад +24

    I would love to watch you guys on the big screen in theater, you are awesome. Keep up the great work. 👍👍

  • @MajorCaliber
    @MajorCaliber 6 месяцев назад +2

    At the ending scene, *WHY does Kim have tip-jar IN HER HOME!?* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#ThoseLittleExtras!

  • @subreme8610
    @subreme8610 2 года назад +12

    You really outdid yourselves with this one 😂 #ForTheAlgo

  • @dontbestupid6664
    @dontbestupid6664 2 года назад +56

    I think we should give homeless people hipster outfits and business attire so homeless people wont be so sad to look at.

  • @samiulislam3868
    @samiulislam3868 2 года назад +14

    man you are one of the most talented skit writer. why your videos don't get more views i don't know. but we appreciate it brother

  • @dinos9607
    @dinos9607 2 года назад +2

    - He seemed sexually frustrated
    - Nooooo!

  • @muhamadkenzo7433
    @muhamadkenzo7433 2 года назад +6

    More crying,sentimental, and dramatic scene please!

  • @moviemaker1986
    @moviemaker1986 Год назад +2

    Oh, he's helping his girlfriend rearrange her place, that's such a sweet ending.

  • @kudzijamesrusike
    @kudzijamesrusike 2 года назад +2

    "How tall are you?"😂😂😂

  • @PaulHawkins
    @PaulHawkins 2 года назад +2

    "Jack, what are you doing with all my stuff ?"
    "Uhm... redecorating...?"
    Gotta think on your feet !

  • @thieflack7132
    @thieflack7132 2 года назад +5

    Lmao the ending killed me

  • @sameerkashyap1146
    @sameerkashyap1146 2 года назад +4

    Man your content is addictive 💥🔥👍

  • @siegfriedo
    @siegfriedo 2 года назад +5

    That ending cracked me up. 😀😀😀😀

  • @GamaDaGreat
    @GamaDaGreat 2 года назад +1

    Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and Jack gotta rob people

  • @soroushtorabi98
    @soroushtorabi98 2 года назад +1

    The I love you at the end lmao

  • @dah_veed10s
    @dah_veed10s 2 года назад +1

    “He was hot.” Dying here 😂😂

  • @michelleb7464
    @michelleb7464 2 года назад +1

    The pose when he said "actually he's pretty handsome"

  • @xGvPTVx
    @xGvPTVx 2 года назад +1

    "What are you doing with all my stuff?" XD literally carrying all of her stuff

  • @jonathanrequena4361
    @jonathanrequena4361 2 года назад +16

    Damn bro haven't seen it yet waiting on the premiere but I'm sure that shit fire like always, keel on with it well support ya

  • @kim.senser
    @kim.senser 2 года назад +7

    JACK!!!! 😩❤️😂 I love making comedy soap operas with you. Xoxo

  • @oneandonlyjark
    @oneandonlyjark Год назад

    "gotten action" is crazy talk

  • @sdzyde7482
    @sdzyde7482 2 года назад +1

    The whistle interruption killed me and revived me.

  • @FilipG-hy3sx
    @FilipG-hy3sx 2 года назад +1

    funny premise and didnt expect the follow up

  • @JamesPhillipsOfficial
    @JamesPhillipsOfficial 2 года назад +1

    Lol he steals the plant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markb3721
    @markb3721 2 года назад +3

    One of your best yet 👍👍💪💪

  • @Tobinger.
    @Tobinger. 3 месяца назад +2

    Bit late to the party but: I CAN FIX HIM! 😂

  • @prathammittal3870
    @prathammittal3870 Год назад +1

    I think he wanted her to move in together. So he is taking her stuff to his place 🤣

  • @Jeremiah24601
    @Jeremiah24601 6 месяцев назад

    The “I love you!” at the end killed me! 😅

  • @joshuakirema4050
    @joshuakirema4050 Год назад +6

    you can twist any situation and make it extremely funny😂😂😂

  • @DaveSpen
    @DaveSpen 2 года назад +5

    damn you guys got me twice with this one!
    very spicy!

  • @PhO3NiX96
    @PhO3NiX96 2 года назад +7

    He actually got me ahah good ending

  • @EnnioEvo
    @EnnioEvo 2 года назад +1

    this is pure gold

  • @Clare.1985
    @Clare.1985 Год назад

    Hahahaha! " I love you" as he's casually walking out with an iMac and fake tree. 😅😂

  • @JayBigDadyCy
    @JayBigDadyCy 2 года назад +1

    5'10 with shoes on hahahha. As a shorter dude, I 100% appreciate that.

  • @prashantsharma8308
    @prashantsharma8308 2 года назад +7

    FOR THE ALGO

  • @sylar747
    @sylar747 2 года назад +2

    Lmao!!! i don't even know where to start on why this had me dying.

  • @normcook9335
    @normcook9335 Год назад

    Don't write that down. lolol

  • @earlgabrielosea261
    @earlgabrielosea261 2 года назад +3

    Im sending this to my gf everytime she calls me ugly

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 Год назад

      Please tell me you got rid of her

  • @yungtomorrow4703
    @yungtomorrow4703 2 года назад +58

    Should have said in the end "THAT I'M MOVING YOUR STUFF INTO MY HOUSE"
    That would have been hilarious 🤣.
    No cap fr tbh js.

  • @bilinguliar
    @bilinguliar 2 года назад +1

    That’s pretty accurate.

  • @gabeherring19
    @gabeherring19 Год назад

    Honestly it’s her fault for thinking that he wasn’t gonna try to rob her again

  • @pokiest1
    @pokiest1 2 года назад

    When he said "NO!" LOL

  • @entertainme202
    @entertainme202 2 года назад

    with that ending bro this totally deserves a new subscriber lmao

  • @The_Zibbs_Inc
    @The_Zibbs_Inc 2 года назад

    Jack.!!!😭😂

  • @tigergirl58
    @tigergirl58 2 года назад

    "You didn't like his shirt?" 😆🤣

  • @Ablackguy
    @Ablackguy 2 года назад +1

    She low key looks like grace from peaky blinders

  • @SoulPurposeGaming
    @SoulPurposeGaming 2 года назад +4

    Still a better love story than twilight

  • @themalejourney
    @themalejourney Год назад

    Jack was stealing a plant 😂😂😂😂 like WTF

  • @wzt9376
    @wzt9376 2 года назад

    For real netflix should contact you to make a show I mean you guys are gold !

  • @vatankumarattri392
    @vatankumarattri392 2 года назад +2

    Ending broke my heart man, f when did i become such a soft hearted idiot

  • @youso91
    @youso91 2 года назад +4

    Still a better love story then Twilight.

  • @crisen_
    @crisen_ 2 года назад

    That escalated to something else ...

  • @chillyhotspice8052
    @chillyhotspice8052 2 года назад +2

    Now this was a SLAPPER 😂